Pregnancy featuring Heidi Murkoff | I Don’t Know About That with Jim Jefferies #31

In this episode, the team discusses pregnancy with author of "What to Expect When You're Expecting", Heidi Murkoff.
Follow Heidi on social media (@heidimurkoff) or go to her website at www.whattoexpect.com
You can also listen to her podcast "What to Expect" or download the What to Expect app on the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.
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[@WEAPONX4S]

Saw Jim in Austin tx. He took photos with everyone. Had crap phone and crappy picture. Jim offered to take another photo. Really appreciated him for that. Thanked me for my military service. Then spent next hour with my friend losing his mind over gun control routine.

[@danfemar]

Hi, listening from punta del este Uruguay. Poor Jack keep it up

[@martinkhan6524]

Did you have scabies?

[@adiviswanath]

I took a pic with him too.. he's an amazing guy

[@Rona44]

I usually skip the ads on podcasts except idkat because it’s one of the funniest parts of the episodes

[@dylanmccormick2675]

Jack's little 'welcome to amURica' in a southern accent after Jim's first 'y'all' was beautiful :)

[@tntnyny]

Yaay. I'm just sitting down for lunch and Jim Jeffries is on! Edit: And oh BTW, you have more than one Indian listener.

[@tbituner]

How relevant; we had our first child in June! And we definitely made use of her knowledge throughout the process.

[@suavewolf1994]

That Feetures ad was so far off the rails, I loved it so much lmao

[@extremegamer1994]

jim i might be the 3rd guy from india watching this ,such a fan ,you are the reason i started watching standup comedy

[@shugupta1811]

Jim has a lot of Indian fans bro...

[@rectusabdominus8653]

A lot of Indian fans!!!🔥

[@josephlittlefield2313]

Jeff Jimmeries is my favorite comedian

[@cajoz]

Hi from Japan. My wife doesn't quite understand the complicated English, but she does comment that we talk the same way, so she enjoys watching all the same. I always take that comparison as a compliment. 5 Stars.

[@patricksissian6527]

I'm surprised that Jim hasn't made a comment that stillborn sharks are probably a delicacy in Asia

[@b2themofoc]

I'm listening to you from my truck in good ol' blighty. Love what you guys are doing and keeping us entertained whilst learning. Need this policy in schools. Need to hear more from Kelly as she is smokin!

[@Jimibuck]

Jim’s got us hooked on the wackist things, Kate upton could make a podcast reading penthouse forms and I don’t think I’d tune in weekly. But every Tuesday morning, I wake up giddy waiting to listen to jim talk about things I have no interest in. Great work Jim

[@chrishigh4113]

????"The wackiest things"????

[@HenriqueCarneiroM]

I heard it on Apple Podcast, but I just came to KZbin to see opening montage with Jim's echoed voice, amazing

[@AtypicalPaul]

Love this podcast

[@cd5311]

JACK AND KELLY LOOK AT THIS!! JACK AND KELLY LOOK AT THIS!!! AND FOREST TOO IF HE READS THESE AS MUCH!! I listen to this show the second it’s released every week. Nothing is better than laughing while at work. It helps the day go by. But I want to kno how Jim and Kellymet..... love you guys!

[@learnwithme6977]

Sounds like Jim needs to do an episode with a Urologist about male reproductive parts.

[@nartouzumaki8232]

thx Jim and Team for making us laugh🤓👍

[@McCarthyJohn100]

She's an excellent guest. Very informative but also funny and entertaining.

[@purplypinkish6828]

I like when jim explained the mask from Whitney. Look , autumn!

[@martinkhan6524]

Another great podcast,Jim,Forrest ,Kelly and jack,keep them coming ,all the best from the pommie banana bender in Noosa👍🇦🇺

[@AtypicalPaul]

I read that men actually can lactate in some cases jim. Crazy interesting

[@jeffreyrose4240]

I have nipples Greg... Could you milk me?

[@Great.Britainy]

@@jeffreyrose4240 the most underrated DeNiro quote of all time, quite possibly the best. 😂

[@Great.Britainy]

Hmm, idk paul “earthling”... I’m wondering if you really only know that from personal experience haha 🤨🤔

[@AtypicalPaul]

@@Great.Britainy lol haha. Shhh I'm lactating over here. Jk No from some Dr but can't remember where. All humans start out female inutero which is why men have nipples. He talked about babies who lost their moms and the father started lactating. Crazy 🤪 lol but neat.

[@206beastman]

Eat a couple impossible burgers from bk that burger has enough estrogen to give men breast and lactate Google it

[@bassicuk1986]

My girlfriend is only 7 weeks pregnant. This is great viewing for me. Educational and funny. Thanks guys

[@crts4412]

listening from Comodoro Rivadavia, Argentina. Everyone are fantastic even Jack!!

[@Carriedeeznutz]

17:08 When Forrest called the day after thanksgiving “clogger day”. Fun fact: the Friday after thanksgiving is commonly referred to by American plumbers as “Brown Friday”, because it is usually their busiest day of the year thanks to clogged toilets after thanksgiving. A family friend my family usually does Thanksgiving with became a plumber a few years ago and let us know this. I definitely didn’t know about that.

[@nartouzumaki8232]

i dont know if i want to know about that 💩

[@gravelpit]

Greetings from Slovakia !

[@Xfactor7430]

J.J. You got a danish sence of humor.👍😏

[@angiemmorris1978]

Thanks guys - bay city oregon, tilamook county-tillamook cheese and ice cream=YUMMY

[@rectusabdominus8653]

That Comments world intro was OP.❤️

[@agentorange81]

Jim is on a roll in this one , may I borrow some of whatever chemicals are responsible?

[@andybaldman]

19:42 Nice Trading Places reference, lol.

[@loganlabbe9767]

Jim's Mom was like Mrs Weasley but less persistent. Thats why Ginny was the youngest

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Kelly rockin the Flight Coat tho

[@jesternaught7434]

I could be wrong but doesn't the word mask come from masquerade as in masquerade ball

[@JK-io8pn]

These guys even make the ads hilarious.

[@sunnyofabish7835]

Great story about sam💯

[@WizzlyFizzly]

Loved the episode But I hate the word mucus so this was a rough one haha

[@Craxin01]

I was severely premature. Nearly two full months so. Thankfully my dad was in the US Navy and we were at a quality hospital.

[@LostLeftyLimb]

I fucking love you guys. All of you deserve the best life.

[@zacothewacko1989]

Love that Kelly brought up Billy Madison, that was my first thought!

[@johnheenan5147]

Irn Bru and whisky is an amazing combination, slante... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@dorismichaelis5975]

I couldn't access Up On The Roof on KZbin. Where can I find it?

[@FourOneThreeOh]

Looking forward to seeing Kelly with her glasses.

[@dibyaranasaharoy2196]

Hey! I'm from India too! From Kolkata, home of Eden Gardens. Since you're Aussie, I'm assuming you're familiar with Eden Gardens. Long time fan! LOVED Freedumb, Bare, Intolerant! Was devastated when Jim Jeffries Show was cancelled. Now that I know that you are kinda-sorta India's Son-in-law, I'm an even bigger fan! 😝😝😝😆😆😆

[@legionxiii5853]

Greetings from Austria 🇦🇹 Weee Love the Show 😉👍 Jack-Facts: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Apfelstrudel and Wienerschnitzel, There are NO Kangaroos in Austria, First ever postcard is from Austria, Steven Spielberg allegedly has his Last name from the city of Spielberg, somehow started both WW (and somehow lost both in a justified manner [still a world record])

[@hondatuner5156]

Would seriously love that IDKAT sticker... how do I get one?

[@curtisglover7304]

Jim buddy i just bust out laughing cause i gets fetus and feces mixed up too 😂 🤣 long time fan from newfoundland canada lol great job with all you ever done ...come up for a moose hunt lol

[@pittypatterputzzler5311]

Hi all, I would just like to tell a bunch of stranger's what happened to me. 3 people for no reason beat me up and I had a cut above my eyebrow, the nose was messed up, spine too, shoulder, knee.All well injured, but the point I like to make is after this experiences is that it was painless. If I would of clocked out that night I couldn't care less.

[@AdrickBruno]

Listening from São Paulo Brazil put me on the next one Jack ! You also could talk about Santos Dumont, Pelé, Senna etc... Or about our election system ( just don't mention our politians at all lol ) About our comics, Rafinha or Rafi Bastos recently did a lot of gigs in USA Btw no Thanksgiving here nor real Black Friday, it's always half of the double prices for us

[@jamescooper1848]

@3:37 .. of course ya were - and you put that thought out there for all to see. Good on ya. The real story involves coke and sex but I liked mine here more. You guys are wonderful

[@arghyam6]

You don't have just one from India. You have at least 2 because I didn't write that comment.

[@adiviswanath]

well atleast 3 , i am from india but i live in the US haha

[@pareshmathur3254]

Now you have one from Mauritius.

[@rebeccaburnett130]

Looking good Jim love the jacket

[@PointofParallax]

1:09:00 I spat out my water and dropped a dumbbell on my face

[@Great.Britainy]

It is I... Monty Rosebuff.

[@roseannrobertson5430]

I had my daughter when I was 17 I went in hospital to be induced I was over due on Monday but she wasn't born until Saturday morning... YES I was in contractions the whole time I almost had to have emergency C-section.. she was due April 4th and born April 20th

[@victorraimona6175]

To get get it for free!! " $5 " haha

[@rayneweber7636]

Tim Dillion said Jim was one of the best people at Whitney's party.

[@aristam]

i’m quite sure i’m the only person watching in Macau 😆

[@lonelyone]

They didn't like my Diarrhea Day comment. That was supposed to be my claim to fame. :(

[@laurahamilton8392]

Cheer up!!

[@laurahamilton8392]

👍

[@liamc3095]

I love when Jim gives a joke answer laughs. Time passes. They repeat his joke answer. Then he laughs cause he entirely forgot he mad that joke.

[@tomandvez]

NSW is referred to in the Rugby League State of Origin as Cockroaches.

[@RGEtienne]

Jim's glasses are great for spotting Obamas from afar

[@ddabate]

Mucus Plug... Disappointed it wasn't mentioned...

[@RGEtienne]

Funny story that book: I loved every single page of it, but never fully read it. The first time I started reading it, my wife miscarried soon after. Put the book down for a while, decided to open it again since my wife was pregnant: another miscarriage. Put the book down, never opened it again: I now have 2 kids.

[@johnbeart]

Gummy sharks.. flake. Fish n chips.. maybe?? New South welshgirls might say Mexicano

[@stephanstertz9823]

Jim is "BLIND" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lonelyone]

I just finished the video and I’ve got to say, Heidi is super hot. Even though the subject of the video will never be applicable to me.

[@rmc5785]

This episode would make for an entertaining sex education class for middle schoolers.

[@Calypso2011]

Addicted to ya, in Cham, Zug Schweiz....wondering why ya didn't mention our local whiskey: chicken hill whiskey :-)

[@fiernanluvall]

I borfn’t knborf aborf borf worf Borf Borffries

[@David_Vander_Vliet]

1:08:20 That sperm shares my birthday!

[@shahaneperera349]

I might be the only guy from sri lanka

[@jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245]

Kate did not have scabies. She had PUPPPs

[@chrispiccolo7186]

At the 1:15 mark i had to comment. The best part of sex with a woman that is pregnant is that there's no worries about being the father! I did enjoy it with the mum of my two kids. But again the hottest part was knowing this time she won't get pregnant...I dare jim to read this one out loud.

[@ouweman2609]

Yes 20th

[@bloodyrobchan]

expat Aussie watching from Japan. glad you're not doing that tv show no more Jim, talking about vaginas and penises and making it classy is more up your ally mate, love the good work!

[@alekgoral9974]

5:22 "Kurwa" means fuck in Polish. (Pronounced koor-vah). Well, literally it means "whore," but they say it like English speakers would say fuck.

[@violetedge83]

I couldn't stand the smell of meat in my 1st trimester. But by my 3rd trimester i was going hard on steak. Today, My child doesn't eat meat. Weird huh?

[@chrisrosie0584]

Going for the Harry Potter look Jim?

[@StevieGYaSee]

In the animal kingdom it's called nesting. When a human woman does it it's just called anxiety. 😂

[@OfficialFingazMC]

She looks exactly how one of my exs (well a fling whilst in rehab) will look in about 20 years. This isn't my proudest w@nk!

[@AJ-ut8cz]

I think it'd be funny to see what jim knows about the civil war.

[@grahameleask9334]

Which one?

[@fandyu69]

Am I the only Russian here? And Jim was kinda right about Latvia

[@ninasiebert2948]

Latvia is not a place 😂😂😂

[@RigaHornetMoto]

Where the fck then I live in? 🤯

[@fandyu69]

@@RigaHornetMoto well I don't know about that. Nest? Do you got one down there in Riga?

[@nazrawigedion6208]

lov this show..... lovin the group chemistry ... ma one note is that its expected of jim to be racist at times so stop makin him feel bad about'em......

[@amp7980]

Since im trying to make a woman pregnant. Now i know start a week before ovulation. N go at it once a day

[@cumberjackthebold4918]

I’m not Indian I’m from New Zealand

[@kaigaitley]

1:17:43 - "Fair enough, because sometimes you need lube".

[@atriyawadhwani5980]

Forrest not understanding that India and Pakistan were the same country is so infuriating

[@leanderbarreto6523]

Bangladesh too

[@oithere5612]

Again Forest rendering the scoring pointless. Great show, but the scoring you should skip

[@gnrsgl]

Secrond

[@chrishigh4113]

First time that the guest doesn't seem to really enjoy their time on the show.

[@chrishigh4113]

20 mins left, maybe I exaggerated(unintentional) seems like she loosened up a bit. But, still you can't tell me that she was psyched.

[@Great.Britainy]

MONTY ROSEBUFF.

[@Patricia-jj1qr]

Kurwa is polish and means bitch. You could have easily googled that...

[@stingray1irwin0]

I'm pretty sure by the next episode the "ad break" will be half the fucking episode. Get a grip.

[@elipeake7631]

Placenta lasagna = plasagna

[@nartouzumaki8232]

🤢🤮

[@bigdaddy741098]

Why haven't these guys been helping this chick move?

[@stephanstertz9823]

Jim thinks pregnant woman are easy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Boofstar]

I once met Jim at a rodeo in the American Southwest. At the time he was going by the name Dusty Tuggins. He claimed to be the fastest wank this side of the Mississippi and boy let me tell you he was right.

[@1972demos]

zzzz......

[@12yearoldjackass]

If if I ever have a kid, I'll be sure to be at the bar down the street as she gives birth. Seems like to much to watch.

[@206beastman]

My girls 13 weeks now I told her I would be out side having a cigar. Needless to say she lost it. I don't wanna see the kid till its clean I will barf