Prehistoric Medical Exam from a Caveman (ASMR)

You hurt bad in hunt. Ug here cave doctor. Check you okay.
#asmr #cranialnerveexam #lofiasmr #personalattention #softspoken #funnyasmr #roleplay
☕ also if you're feelin' spicy I made a Kofi page! ko-fi.com/shir...

[@shirbonscrawl]

Part 2 out now! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3PGkJ-jrb-Eg8ksi=2JAUslliNUHLaM4l

[@Schploof]

dawg a new one the actual second i click on the video 😭

[@oskar483]

@@SchploofSAME LMAOO

[@Thasabird]

We need more UG asap

[@Ashtondaboi918]

More UG

[@rokukou]

I loved this video lmaoo comedy asmr is such an underrated genre!! You remind me of jimchi (that is a huge compliment hes awesome)

[@amelieakasha7820]

“you 🫵 ugly 🗿” dude you got me

[@emilyserrano4066]

No, he said are you hurt?

[@losersongs]

@@emilyserrano4066 just before that

[@SundayEveryday]

NU UH

[@jericogunday6613]

3:54 is insane 💀🗿

[@kahnerballew817]

You flip me off

[@Hypocold]

Ug talk much, words hard, help good, pretty stone good draw. Hmm, yes.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

Ug good draw cry scene. Come from Ice Age. Movie. Mmm.

[@Ganjaforce100]

Ug make good cave helper. Very good, good draw yes. Eye hurt, my eye good, thank Ug

[@magoosheres2526]

Yes, eat hunted mammoth with me

[@BlackOpsGaming07]

Ugh make pain not go away so Ug make eye stay

[@silverstreak5158]

I giv Ug 1 n haf hand of 2 hand, very good, hmm yes. picture help.

[@ikinglopez749]

'If eye hurt, eye still work. If no pain, eye has gone away.'

[@MaddiesTV1]

That save life 🫡🤞

[@beanreview5803]

Im your first subscriber so technically Im ur #1 subscriber 😂

[@harrietsmells]

Facts 😔

[@Ganjaforce100]

That help, thank 🐘

[@НикаАки-г7ф]

As they say, if you wake up and feel that something hurts, then you're still alive

[@Bouta_question_my_life]

i love how he just casually forgets that we haven't invented numbers then proceeds to flip us off

[@ztechalt08]

Wait when was this?

[@Bouta_question_my_life]

@@ztechalt08 3:50 is when he flips you off

[@BluePopsoprogen]

Hes showing you them for you to mirror it since math isnt a thing. You flip off a caveman as well.

[@2dy_gaming]

We? We- Who's We? There is no "We".

[@k00ky_k1tty]

This is why I can't tell my friends what I watch to relax lmao

[@cabeast2233]

Felt that lmao

[@rageboi2166]

You should, Ug deserves more recognition

[@cabeast2233]

@rageboi2166 my friends will juat make fun of me for like Ug, they vicous bruh😭🤣

[@rageboi2166]

@@cabeast2233 😂😂 Your friend needs some cave discipline

[@cabeast2233]

@rageboi2166 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 cave discipline is perfect

[@eddie_bow]

Explaining the nail polish as blood staining for character continuity was so clever.

[@Basement_corvid]

FELLOW TOH FAN SPOTTED

[@pinesolslurpee9222]

@@Basement_corvidYO! SAME

[@x-arya-x]

@@Basement_corvid TOH MENTIONED

[@lilinsanecreator51070]

TOH FANS RISE

[@Kamzic-15]

What is TOH-

[@iwillhaveanorder5000]

Never thought i’d see the day where i encounter a slightly british caveman

[@______59]

he doesn't have a British accent in this video?

[@bbdec_real]

@@______59 i think he means the caveman is talking. english comes from great britian

[@TheWorldOfNoncents4040]

It sounds a bit British ngl lolz

[@itsMr.3Star]

@@bbdec_realthank god I speak American I couldn’t imagine speaking anything other than the default😅

[@Randombeacon]

​@@itsMr.3StarAmerican💀💀💀💀

[@isabilia]

bro no one's going to believe me when I tell them a caveman just flipped me off

[@EliTheOne14]

💀💀💀

[@ANIMEFAN-ym6tc]

3:56

[@ligonis15]

no way bro

[@enbyegg5998]

I READ THIS AS IT HAPPENED

[@PickAxeTheDog]

Fr

[@Metalfan88]

"lot of pain mean lot of life" that's so real bro

[@FACEL1FT]

bro Chuck why are you here 😭

[@Metalfan88]

​@@FACEL1FTInsomnia 😔

[@FACEL1FT]

@@Metalfan88 Too real. Thanks for the awesome music bro 🗣️

[@livsdecaying]

Ug that’s a beautiful cave drawing.

[@shirbonscrawl]

Glad you like. Ug work very hard.

[@TheBotOnXbox]

Ug are you telling tale of big food?

[@what6893]

The quote "if eye hurt, it still work; if no pain, eye has gone away" is like saying life keeps going even when things are tough. But when you don't feel pain anymore, it might mean you've shut yourself off from feeling anything at all. It's like saying we should embrace all the ups and downs of life because they're what make it meaningful. So, keep going through the tough times, but don't lose touch with your feelings along the way. Beautiful.

[@shirbonscrawl]

Ug feel humbled by very pretty analysis, much thank

[@aikotitilai3820]

Thanks I'm having an existential crisis-

[@1st_Trazyn_TheInfinite]

Methinks it much simpler

[@ShabbyCoronet81]

English teacher type shit

[@BigQ-t8l]

Damn

[@Rachel-xg7hs]

lol imagine you go see a “medical professional” and they show you a picture they drew of your accident 😂 “Here’s you, here’s the bus that ran the red light…”

[@astriddragneel5196]

lol that’s just House 😂😂😂

[@hollandhenry7517]

Lmaaoooo

[@kyleepollitt5544]

This is the vibe I bring to the function

[@ETMusic13]

😭😭😭

[@C0NFETT1W0RM]

you're so real for that

[@Wepawnet]

re

[@Poliostasis]

al

[@clockwork_kid7045]

you bring it back to the 1980s BCE

[@katauna7089]

"Piss. Yes." Love it, need more Ug

[@JohnnyJunkie]

🤨📸📸📸

[@yesterdaymoon5072]

@NoviceWeatherDude you forgot the other quote next to the period on “yes”

[@wawabur]

yes, ug. poke hurt :(

[@Rono7_Edits]

No reply???

[@Supernova-c8l]

Yes they do also hi!!

[@TheStainelle]

Good. That mean face still work.

[@nitro-speeds]

Hurt good, hurt mean work.

[@CEO_of_kenillie]

youch

[@chieftain2515]

Ug’s painting was basically like a “and that, right there, is where you fucked up”

[@yoshifan1028]

I feel kinda disrespected

[@jmoney0448]

something about Ug saying “badly”, implying he knows how to use adverbs, is very funny to me 😂

[@rawpie2]

Ug kinda smart ngl

[@Payson_]

he’s a lil too good at this 😭🙏

[@Imdoingsososososogood]

Ikr😂

[@molossuspraetor]

Bro was born for this

[@Wetpoop]

legends say that his ancestors were cavemen

[@entasy4096]

Bros experienced💀💀💀

[@RYZEN-5070-TI-SUPER-OC]

Nooooo reeeaaaalllllly?​@@Wetpoop

[@anyalaASMR]

The hashtag “cranial nerve exam”😭 get that doctorate ug

[@shirbonscrawl]

Ug hoping he could help reach more patients. Sadly not many visitors to cave today.

[@Ganjaforce100]

I visitor to cave, but many not following 😔

[@clarity-1850]

​@@shirbonscrawl I follow to cave, this is a golden video!

[@TheBotOnXbox]

@@clarity-1850what go- uhh goald- umh me not able say word. what that word mean?

[@clarity-1850]

@@TheBotOnXbox Gold shiny rock in ground, make brain goes brrr

[@EliTheOne14]

Bro i swear the caveman flipped me off I’m not lying

[@Beetleirl]

“Piss…yes” I was instantly obsessed with your channel

[@sludgeyzaid]

that stupid ahh mammoth stabbed my eye bruh we are NOT getting out the cave with this one 🔥🗣‼

[@Bnnn7728]

Bruh people actually laugh from These cringe comments

[@zafinafox]

@@Bnnn7728 Thats the point lol theyre so stupid its funny XD

[@sludgeyzaid]

@@Bnnn7728 to be cringe is to be free, live a little, laugh a little :)

[@jupatius]

​@@Bnnn7728intentionally cringe = funny

[@Madara_Uchiha69420]

​@@jupatiusexactly

[@AsherWick]

I need like an hour long version of this, I unironically like this.

[@sassylittleprophet]

Same

[@brianssfc]

I appreciate that your videos are always a little creatively out there. You’re a strange dude, and I mean that in the most positive, complimentary way possible lol

[@pizzasgood6290]

The middle finger is sending me 😭 rude Ug!

[@orechiette]

u guys will not believe how my jaw dropped to the floor when i found out that this caveman is BRITISH

[@Natetehgr88622]

same

[@Chig_bungus_]

Wait he’s BRITISH?!?!

[@tiernandunne1181]

​@@Chig_bungus_same I never knew 😊

[@Srpxc04]

A bit confussing, innit?

[@Ambush-chan-roblox-doors]

That unk normal

[@bethelisab]

I love the character creativity, your imagination is so clever and unique. ❤

[@tinarina_xo]

"you ugly" HELPPP

[@Crashingintoyamum]

🚓🚨🚓🚨🚑🚑🚑

[@Rage._.Ri0tt]

What seems to be the problem? 🦸

[@Shintu-m1s]

Are you alive

[@tinarina_xo]

@@Shintu-m1s yes 🤙

[@heathergarson6793]

wee ooo wee oo! Im here to save the day :) ❤

[@janetmontc]

Ug is keeping alive the whole tribe🙏

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

Still no understand, need simple

[@Not_cucomeburr]

Ug keep, uhh tribe good

[@tiernandunne1181]

​@@Not_cucomeburrThanc y you

[@desklampy]

aaand a millennium later his tribe is killed by european colonizers

[@ruby5787]

Really hope you do more of this character. No idea why this voice is so relaxing but it absolutely IS

[@soniclois5323]

“Lot of pain mean lot of life, still to live “ bars

[@e.pinkalicious]

Just thought you should know that my friends in my art class quote this video all the time 😭 Ug is now a crucial part of our lives

[@shirbonscrawl]

That make Ug proud. Very impressed.

[@WatashiWaWondaObuYu]

@@shirbonscrawl does Ug big penis?

[@DTAM-Aviation290]

@@shirbonscrawlyou’re from Bristol right? Your channel banner looks like it’s taken from Clifton suspension bridge looking down at the river Avon

[@Biscuit_gamer34]

Ug so honest, thank you. I love how Ug’s way of knowing if things work or not makes since lol. But I love how he’s humorous. Also I love your nails! So pretty and simple :)

[@dejxik]

3:54 bro let his intrusive thoughts in

[@joe7332]

Gyatt damn!!!!!!

[@Angelbabes222]

Can we have more it in the future please I absolutely love this video and the character he’s hilarious lmao

[@MyloMyGurl]

I read the title wrong and somehow misread it as something about a prehistoric caveman doing a medical exam on a medieval knight 💀

[@mztikys]

that would’ve been even funnier LOL

[@cherie..cherry]

SAME LMAO 😂

[@애린-g3w]

2:07 unironically such good advice

[@fallingrokuscreen]

I was definitely not expecting the middle finger😭😭😭 love this idea, so creative!

[@Mark_ASMR]

thanks Ug🗿

[@God_chose_us]

Mark what are you doing here😅 I literally watch all your videos🫶🏽 so ironic seeing you here😅

[@Wintergreen454]

How does this have 45 likes and 2 replies

[@glacierave]

The drawing was honestly so nice. It was so cute 😭

[@shirbonscrawl]

It warm Ug heart to hear, glad you like

[@glacierave]

@@shirbonscrawl thank you for sharing Ug 🫶🏾

[@ghoulyssaa]

When I realized his attire is a towel it made me laugh

[@TheQuietKidAmerican]

Clothes from mammoth, our tribe rich. 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@TastelessM-13]

I really love how creative you are with your videos. I adore all those details like the middle finger or the stone tablet.

[@DuD_08]

I've been watching this video to fall asleep for a whole week straight now😅 and I've never seen the ending due to falling asleep too fast..

[@shirbonscrawl]

Ug glad to be much help for you - welcome any time.

[@ASMRwithRudy]

Ug: pokes eyes ☝️ Us: ⚫👄⚫ vision over 9000 🦣

[@whichburaistherealone]

this is peak ASMR.

[@jeIIybanjo]

I need a part 2 of this. It doesn't even need to involve a doctor; it's just so funny and relaxing at the same time.

[@2.0fox07]

bro how hasn’t anyone got such ideas?!?! this is SO MUCH FUN!!!

[@ColderBrother98]

All jokes aside, this is so creative and clever. Never in a million years would I have thought up the concept of a caveman medical exam. Youre a bright mind when it comes to creativity.

[@eldritchyarnbeing3295]

grug slept so damn good to this last night

[@estoyswatch]

"yes, ug" all speak at same time

[@Peekaboo_246]

Nicest and only cave man I’ve never seen

[@envyrem]

when he asked "what this smell like" and i was so confident the answer was gonna be "ug finger"

[@KonikaTheWhiteChihuahua]

“Lotta pain means lotta life still to live” …Thank you Ug, I needed that… *sob*

[@mollylovesmads]

this is actually my fave thing ever right now i love ug

[@Tina-ft1us]

"Die soon"😭😭🤣

[@cloandjoe]

Translated to the son💀💀💀

[@anthonyfarias5076]

Tribe fed. Me got cool painting telling me fight. Me die happy.

[@xXIronPeachesXx]

Unique, silly, and just accurate enough to get the vibe without being too accurate to be asmr

[@Peepaw-Willy]

Him: cave doctor Me: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Him: you 🫵🏻 ugly 😐 Me: 😨😨

[@sasha3_]

great video!!! now let’s imagine what if the next video is now placed in a comedic terrifying future and we are Ug the cave doctor receiving an exam😆

[@quietkitten_]

“Damn this caveman has stylish nails” “Sorry for nails you have lot of blood” … o h

[@-.-1894]

I love the prehistoric nail polish

[@batmanNspiderman]

its supposed to be blood

[@Velvet-pimp]

Plot twist ug isnt a docter he just wanted to flip us off and show us his drawing 👽

[@AdderallST44RRR]

Zeeblr dirp beeping flip flarp 👽🛸🛸🗣️🔊🔊👽

[@CosmoCandyyy]

Bro is a menace

[@poopilydoopily7784]

And feed us piss

[@ManCityStandards-tt9zx]

“Lot of pain mean lot of life still to live” 2:07-2:11 Deepest quote of all time

[@El-wt3hn]

This was genuinely the funniest , most relaxing, coolest and fascinating vid I’ve watched in a while😭

[@FloatyyBrain]

That is the prettiest drawing I have ever seen of a mammoth, well done.

[@Ash_thetic20]

omg just found your channel like today and it has such an amazing and chaotic vibe. i have always been intimidated of male aligned asmr, but your channels radiates so much positivity. wow. :3

[@hublabour]

THIS IS GENUINELY SO INTERESTING THANK U

[@drluigiisinthehouse5638]

Dude a caveman doing asmr is such a hilarious concept alone, I love this so much

[@sstarmarked]

i love silly + confident asmrists y'all are top tier in this community

[@Lunaris3-in-1]

0:17 I did a metaphysical spit take. Normally, I'd be extremely offended. But it came for Shirbon, so all is good. 3:54 🖕🏽

[@pepitochan2914]

OANZORBR LMAO

[@King_Boo1779]

"Die soon. Sleep now" Is a fucking amazing line

[@Asura_azimaki]

0:44 literally said “ok” three times in a row

[@dulcx_24]

The *m a m m o t h* got me 😭 I love this sm it was oddly relaxing :D

[@Alex-zf9il]

the cave art piece is surprisingly so good lol

[@basscoin9594]

This is genuinely such a fun idea i absolutely love this

[@ObsessiveSimpVerse]

"Tell ug what this taste like," **pause** "Piss." "Very good."

[@everybodysfavoritenobody]

3:53 that, was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a asmr vid.

[@stacys_dad]

Perfect entertainment while I ate my dinner thank you shirbon

[@LuzDrawz.]

tbh i was hoping for just grunts with gestures 😂

[@Some_guy_and_his_games]

some ideas for caveman terms! Doctor: Bone Looker, Bone Put togetherer Mammoth: Hairy big thing, Big Long Nose Tusk: Sharp long face-bone Hunt: Kill eat, Stab kill chase

[@fredy862]

Bro we need a sequel

[@Queenie_TJ]

Ug: Remember rhyme. If no pain- Me, nodding along: Sight will not return again Ug: Eye has gone away.

[@myfriendkirby]

this is the best asmr rp i've ever been suggested i think

[@Leniumq]

This is so creative and relaxing! You earned a new subscriber.

[@seangamingwolfpack2079]

Caveman spelling bee: spell the words RU OK. Are you okay?! That's correct!

[@Caning-z5p]

0:53 This literally reminded me of Mouthwashing, "You know what they say. Pain is how we know we're still living"

[@iheart3d]

“lot of pain, mean lot of life still to live” that touched me for some reason

[@Astel-75977]

Bro this is my first video of you I've seen and please make more with ug he's a legend in the medical field

[@justdawn7896]

the light is so so cool and creative

[@mattnsg13]

you're very good at this i'm honestly impressed

[@killianmustdje]

i really like your drawings ug :) the one at 6:37 looks like hands holding twigs. medicinal herbs maybe!

[@lasko1828]

Twink cavemen?? Now I've seen it all

[@ThyLadyLilith]

Ug is a British time traveler that likes to treat cavemen in exchange of flipping them off and calling them ugly Very chaotic good 👌✨

[@aeyelashbug6311]

Okay i don't know if you actually drew that mammoth picture but it's a really good one. I like the little ears

[@Meaniepanini305]

Me like ug nail paint. Groog approval

[@asantaimeep]

Being told I did good at hunting the mammoth genuinely made me feel warm and fuzzy on a weirdly deep and genetic level 💀💀💀

[@WhajjeTheWublin]

imagine waking up in prehistoric time to see a caveman flipping you off

[@slammedwheelzz]

“ ape weak ape together strong “ is what this whole video reminds me of and i like it

[@monsterod78]

we need a series with ug

[@starwyvern010]

Oh, I love this. Also that mammoth is the best and cutest mammoth