Preparing You for Death Stranding 2

[@Rohan-sn2nx]

it's all fun and games until the game come out and you realize there was nothing lost in translation in this video

[@Problematist]

Thats when the fun and game starts, silly dollman

[@PotatoMussab]

was

[@ruadhrio2037]

What will be the role of photon god in the game?

[@Mike-os3pt]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@alexlight4178]

lollll

[@hamburg4034]

It took me a bit to realise dunkey was reading the auto captions and not just making shit up

[@bjkwolf9578]

Same Lmfao

[@Sonichero151]

That's most of this video.... and somehow he still makes it a mastapiece

[@harrydavey9884]

I was so confused 😂

[@Arkatox]

Little bit of Camp A, little bit of Camp B.

[@xX_wAsTeMaN_gAmInG_Xx]

....I kept trying to turn the captions off....

[@Ayundaru]

Let’s all applaud KZbin for their very accurate translated captions which allowed for this educational video

[@DemBigOlEyes]

I just want to comment, that studios like Ubisoft are claiming that you can't make the characters in game look like their actors/actresses, that's it 'beyond current technology' when Death Stranding first did it in 2019, and are doing it again here. Ubisoft, please stop lying to us. We're not that dumb.

[@rjskillz92]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

Hahahaha thank you.

[@maxinehowland8246]

was

[@Scroolewse]

I'm guessing Dunkey or someone else noticed some bad subs at the start of this video and then took it from there adding shitty subs to the video himself.

[@Goonybird_]

"This is like Christmas at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory." - Gexman

[@furryshadesenthusiast]

I love gex... and by "gex" haha, well. lets jusr say, his peanits

[@FelixHelix]

This is like Christmas at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory with Will Wonka.

[@pruwyben]

Gex Stranding

[@drjcarrick]

As someone who works in speech-to-text AI it's reassuring to see the same types of funny errors that I get from big tech companies. Stuff like that 'yes yes yes yes...' happens when the model hallucinates speech during quiet moments, or it fails to detect the correct language and outputs gibberish :D

[@wivincent]

I also work on STT algos.. I feel personally seen by the subpar translations.. weird full circle moment to see him commenting on this kind of thing after 11+ years of being devoted to watching every upload

[@shogunpug4071]

How does one get a job in this field

[@mikieswart]

an ai model “hallucinating” speech during quiet moments is… horrifying but also like eyy they’re just like me fr

[@drjcarrick]

@@shogunpug4071 in my case 8 years of university in physics/data science...

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

they are just lazy dude, they don't care

[@datnastysalad5616]

Honestly, after games like BOTW being only 100% open, I'm really excited for the first 3040% open game ever. This might even make it a AAAA game!

[@Wozat-is8it]

Kojima was always ahead of his peers but now he's gone 3040% ahead of his peers!! (with a 140% margin of error). I'm so excited for death strike 2, I know it'll just as good as the first movie! (thanks kojima)

[@TP-yy3zx]

Photon god is included

[@DFGdanger]

If my math is correct, assuming BOTW is a AAA game, that makes it a 91.2A game

[@slayparty]

They're gonna have to start making B games to fully encapsulate the sheer glory.

[@GameVaultGuides]

Best of the Worst

[@TerryB2]

The second ever strand type game is coming

[@bkoehl9530]

I'm ready

[@MechaBorne]

By Dunky’s count this is like the 12th

[@monkerulz]

But will it be a slick type game?

[@DuneJumper]

😱

[@zwete]

It's actually a Death type game this time around.

[@d4c798]

I love how Death Stranding became so important in Dunkey’s channel.

[@ChadSpiegal-y4t]

When initially he didn't seem to like it and it's just grown on him

[@spook3112]

Death Stranding is the new Knack

[@PandaPulse4]

Dunkey’s personal journey with this game is fascinating

[@slackolantern]

Ironically it was watching his original video that got me to buy it. I stopped watching his video after a few minutes and bought the game then. It's one of my favorite games of all time now.

[@Phonophobia]

You could say he... HAS A KNACK FOR IT

[@skyaab]

Can we acknowledge that Dunkey has made more videos of Death Stranding than the first ever strand game Donkey Kong?

[@Flabbergash]

Dunkeys brand is to hate death stranding but really he loves the game and can't wait to play it

[@ThePrinceofElPaso]

So far the answer to “should we have connected” seems to be NO

[@revemb4653]

The end of the first game says yes.

[@deathstroke9167]

😂😂😂😂

[@ThePrinceofElPaso]

@@revemb4653 yeah but I never finished that so I wouldn’t know. It’s on my list.

[@eybietie]

amen brother

[@Secret_Takodachi]

Every day we push the connection narrative, we stray further from God. 😂 Can't wait to see how players work to troll each other online in this game. I'M DOING MY PART 💪

[@EdgieAlias]

"You can zoom WAY in... And I'll leave it at that."

[@eiichirose]

That's why he's the GOAT!

[@dogboy347]

One of the characters needs to zoomed WAY in on for nutrients.

[@lamontcranlc]

🦶

[@DisgruntledDoomer]

I'm not satisfied, until I can _smell_ Léa Hélène Seydoux-Fornier de Clausonne.

[@CC-qx7hk]

Queue terrifying camera clipping letting you see the backs of their eyeballs and mouths

[@mattappl3119]

4:08 , considering how Kojima writes his stories I could totally believe this could happen.

[@FathDaniel]

That's what they want you to think. Kojima is Sam's mother.

[@johnclark926]

@@FathDanielKojima is to Sam what Miyamoto is to Bowser Jr…

[@cube6485]

I was literally about to write this exact same comment.

[@underarmbowlingincidentof1981]

didn't Dunkey predict the Globdagobalob being featured in a Kanye track? perhaps he can truly see the future

[@54F1_]

How would doll "man" be Sam's "mother"? He could be his father

[@ad_hal1687]

Absolutely diabolical to describe George Miller as "the guy who made Happy Feet"

[@BladedEdge]

Yet, accurate!

[@ad_hal1687]

@@BladedEdge Can't argue with it

[@neverdive1059]

It’s like describing David Lynch as the guy from Louie.

[@geeshta]

George Miller is the guy who made the Filthy Frank Show 💀

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

@@neverdive1059the bartender from the Cleveland Show?!

[@marlondiriche]

I just like how the realistic characters are actually realistic and they look like their models

[@butcherjsy8]

They need to share their insane and crazily advanced future tech with western developers...

[@TriopsTrilobite]

@@butcherjsy8its called the Decima engine. Same one Horizon Zero Dawn uses. If you’ve seen how beautiful those games look, especially their models, you can understand why kojima uses it too

[@butcherjsy8]

@TriopsTrilobite I know, it's a great engine, not a fan of those games though.

[@The_Abysmal_Eye]

Ham and cheese strandwich, roast beef strandwich. Bologna strandwich. The possibilities are endless

[@TheBrianJ]

Whenever I hear something somewhere, I too say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

[@PhillyWilly18]

was

[@pyronado4320]

was

[@UFL3]

yes

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

Are you a Jojo reference?

[@TheDeathMedic]

it

[@quickattackfilms7923]

I've learned nothing about the game... Yet at the same time, I've learned all I need to know.

[@ozbullymorales1020]

I. Officially known less about the game than I did before. Thanks Kojima-san.

[@Fireok73]

Yea, won’t be playing that

[@Kobeyachi]

My notification said "Preparing You For Death" and I thought this was going to be a very different video

[@fastboy177]

Mine did too and my first thought was "holy crap maybe dunkey is dying and he's releasing all his backlog of videos"

[@Chaosrain112]

dunkey is just nice enough to let us finally experience true bliss via donkey kong december before we're released from this mortal coil to be cast adrift in the void

[@funk3nst3in]

it is the first strand type dunkey video

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

@@Chaosrain112 And then we truly all will return to monke.

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

3:09 man that hesitant hug is so funny

[@RyanPick-i9n]

0:20 I can’t believe I laughed at this

[@UhGoomba]

Does he actually say that

[@kiyozuki1283]

0:40 "Konnichiwa means hello." Now I feel prepared.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

More like afternoon

[@SuperStingray]

nihongo jouzu

[@ripplecutter233]

Keikaku means plan

[@coreblaster6809]

​@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 In the US, "afternoon," is a lot less common of a phrase than just, "hello." But in japanese, "afternoon" IS the "hello" that is used in the afternoon.

[@michaelboyle7281]

watashi wa pen desu

[@maxnova9763]

3:48 Fans will love that it’s a musical now

[@jay.s7813]

honestly wldnt be surprised if kojima watched joker 2 and wanted to make the first musical-type game

[@voytazPL]

@@jay.s7813 Clearly inspired by Balan Wonderland

[@live10yearsinthejointreact80]

​​@@jay.s7813sam lake would be to blame for this. 100 percent Alan Wake influenced so actual peak

[@dunamisd]

I honestly would barely mind, I'm paying for the experience of seeing what happens when Kojima's psychotic energy is given a budget.

[@dawestguys1882]

This video has aged so well after 5 minutes of being uploaded

[@tfwug]

THIS comment is gonna age well in 5 minutes.

[@younglove6363]

@@tfwug wow this comment aged like a fine wine

[@Speejays2]

After 20 minutes, this comment didn't age very well

[@JeffJobs-qn7jy]

After 5 more minutes I can confirm this has aged very well.

[@喜陽虚_0x912]

​@@Speejays2 Biased opinion

[@TheDankChief]

Born to old to explore the earth, born to young to explore the stars, born just in time to experience the industry saving strand-type genre

[@XjhX-xf6uc]

3:23 killer bean ahh dance

[@AltShad0w]

hey now, killer bean dance is 100 times better than this one.

[@XjhX-xf6uc]

@@AltShad0w That is true. It’s more iconic.

[@MrQuantumInc]

The scene where she is singing seemed wholesome, but then the doll guy suddenly appeared stage left. I know this game isn't afraid to get really weird, but that doll better have a really good explanation fro existing if he keeps showing up.

[@maestromgx]

He is gonna be this game Mimir or something like Metal Gear MK II from MGS 4

[@kevindelima5713]

He's going to hang onto your belt and make endless unfunny commentary in an unbearable accent hooray

[@202cardline]

I’m crying actual tears

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Oh Kevin

[@smorg_sd]

@@kevindelima5713 you aren't worthy of dollman's love

[@connoralison4402]

I'm glad Hideo Kojima from Comedy Night is still making strand type games.

[@user-fs1lc2cj5s]

WAS. THE DEEEALLLLL

[@CriticalChum]

WITH HIDEO KOJIMA??

[@Megidolaon999]

No Dunkey, I don’t need preparing. I already work at Amazon!

[@CKing97]

Me neither. Me and Princess Beach are already locked in

[@aoBubs]

Hee Ho

[@ShowToaster]

I feel sorry for you brother

[@Al_L.]

You just need the baby and the puppet an you are going full circle with the make your life a strand type game kind of deal

[@isaiahdavis9486]

But do you work at Amazon 2?

[@jacobepp9820]

Kojima would be the one to say hes made the first 3040% open world game then have a character named rainy who controls the rain do a 5 minute choreographed dance sequence with a puppet man while singers chant "a hideo kojima production"

[@SquinkyThreepwood]

1:47 You cannot tell me that doll is not based off Micky Flanagan.

[@XAVR_]

It's the first going out-out type game

[@agentdrozd]

It's based on Turkish director Fatih Akin

[@ayu-fq4xm]

it is actually turkish/german director Fatih Akın

[@AndrewXigna]

This game really makes you feel like you're stepping into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory with Willy Wonka

[@LunchinBox]

Am I stepping into it with Willy Wonka by my actual side or is Willy Wonka merely associated with Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory

[@radicaaprils]

will there be an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls?

[@rsssfgr1374]

will i be receiving a billion flonkas?

[@kleyperr]

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus 2: Build the breedge, walk the beach

[@tahunuva4254]

Princess beach? Is princess beach a dog? Princess bi-

[@SuperStingray]

I don't think anyone is living their best life like Kojima-san is. Dude is buddies with every other celebrity on earth. He can invite whoever the fuck he wants over for dinner and say "hey can I add you to my collection of 3D scans?" and then he does, makes them dance and builds a video game around that and makes 10 billion dollars from it. He IS The Protagonist.

[@dmytro_sh]

Or supervillain 🌚

[@Oscar97o]

And he even does all the cool side quests like assassinating Shinzo Abe

[@emergensiexit]

can you tell me how is Kojima so well connected with so many legendary celebs especially from Hollywood? I know the guy created metal gear solid games since like forever but it still dont make any sense to me.

[@CaptainRx-ss3rt]

@emergensiexit I guess he just reach out to them ? Really successful peoples tend to hang out with each other.

[@nabilfares1]

@@emergensiexit he probably used his work to approach influential people, hes an icon in japan and loves movies, so you can imagine he approached some jp producer/director > got the contact of international producer/director > made alot of connections > done.

[@Greywaren24]

The first Strand-type captions.

[@StrikeWarlock]

Im unironically glad to see Sugita in this video.

[@PhattyBolger]

"It's kinda like stepping into Wendy's with Wendy."

[@GoobertCrayon]

-george floorman

[@AbhishekDutta29292]

This game truly makes you feel like Christmas at Dollman's house.

[@KnotPhound]

Just the Gex reference I needed to complete my day.

[@ScreamingLake]

I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for a direct, accurate translation of this presentation. Thank you for this!!

[@aheenobarbushenocied9880]

You bet your sweet ass that I'm going ALL the way up in there with the damn photo mode.

[@nickmajora]

I would have been so lost without dunkey's translation. Ty hideogamesdunkey.

[@Tarnished707]

Legend has it last time Dunkey prepared people for death stranding, he did it by making people experience death.

[@julioso9339]

And then Kojima himself stranded them. Such a beautiful teamwork.

[@SeveralGhost]

Ive been thinking about this video for days, one of your best

[@CarrotConsumer]

I grew up watching this video and it's why I became a strand type person.

[@HellaBeed]

Same, absolute classic. Who's watching in 2024??

[@pedroemo5477]

2:20 Beautiful words kuma, thx u so much

[@MattXShaver]

Death Strangling 2 really is the first subtitle-type game

[@OwlScowling]

The best part about videos like these is that I have no idea what's accurate and what isn't.

[@zentazym1]

I’ve loved the strand genre ever since Super Mario Brothers came out in the 1800s!

[@kevinmcleroy3617]

Hideo being a Japanese man never heard of that strand type game

[@Tammy-nl4lp]

You’ll never have walked in a game like you will in death stranding 2

[@ranzorr]

But should we have connected?

[@N0m0regam3rs]

Death Stranding 2: Folie à Deux

[@itsguooo]

What did Commissioner Die-Hardman mean by this?

[@midnightmoron332]

Got 'em

[@alexrogers777]

Problem is that this reference implies the first game was good

[@itsguooo]

@@alexrogers777 Death Stranding is good. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

[@MrScrawnjuan]

​@itsguooo is that the game with Ride With Norman Reedus ads

[@philliptinner6576]

"konnichiwa means hello" holy shit dunkey is fluent in japanese

[@NegoClau]

What does katana mean?

[@darkowl9]

@@NegoClau Hello, but sharper

[@NegoClau]

@@darkowl9 nah... It means Japanese Sword... I guess you didn't watch that documentary SAMURAI COP...

[@alexsmith5584]

@@NegoClau “Omaha, Yamaha, whatever that guy’s name is”

[@denshoni]

“Was” - Dunkman Stranderson 2024

[@daverowe1081]

that video letter from Mr. Kuma really spoke to me, very touching

[@remylebeau077]

This game really makes you FEEL like your death is stranding.

[@BarackLesnar]

who up stranding they death rn

[@oksat6495]

She strand on my death until I FEEL

[@Mr_G87]

Can't wait to play death stranding 2 so that I can photograph the Monster energy cans.

[@awesomewow668]

its like stepping into willi wonka's chocolate factory with wonka - funikojima

[@jonstellation]

Hey Dunkey, just wanted to comment and say I think that this is one of the funniest videos you've ever made. Keep up the great work!

[@mariokart9227]

Dunkey the goat back at it again with bars with the title alone we need the album

[@undyingbaphomet9313]

Doll man being sam's mother sounds like something that hideo would actually consider...

[@stalinfortime8456]

The captions on the video dunkey's watching is actually the first strand type language ever invented.

[@Kuab228]

At long last, the first sequel type strand type game

[@Deragaergadgfadsfasd]

Good to see a Dunkey type review of this sequel type game.

[@gourgourgour]

That was the longest funniest 4.5 minutes i have ever experienced. How did that feel like a whole episode of a show

[@jackofalltrade5852]

I thought Dunkey was lying about the doll man musical number…

[@OffYourTopic]

kojimbo does it again

[@FiXzu621]

i'm glad dunkey put really deep thought to make this video, it help me a lot at understanding death strike 2

[@kamikazilucas]

death stranding 2 characters are actual nightmare fuel

[@1982Obsidian]

It's like stepping into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory... with Will Riker

[@lets3]

Dollman keeps coming into my room at night and singing “Rain drops are falling on my head.” Dunkey, how do I stop him? Dunkey you have to help me.

[@Hideotronic]

“Um Hideo is great!” - The Little Kojimi

[@d_c05]

You may prepare me for Death Stranding 2, but nothing can prepare me for Knack 3

[@smilingpolitely8294]

3:29 pushing mo-cap diaper technology to new heights.

[@DUKEHadToDoItToEm]

Man the last half decade or so has been such a dark time for gaming, like staring into the abyss

[@Sebboebbo]

I was expecting another 100% accurate lore recap like his Metal Gear explainer but this still banger video

[@hovis0504]

Dunkey, who has talked the most shit about Death Stranding, yet has played more Death Stranding than anyone else. What a hero ❤

[@movieanatomy4341]

When is the launch of videogamedunkey 2?

[@devinbaird2470]

"Did anybody order 10 winter coats?" Had me rolling!! 😂😂

[@peridot5593]

bro turned on the captions for us

[@MarisaHonkai]

Maybe we’ll figure out the plot in death strandy 3

[@ChadSpiegal-y4t]

It won't be til the psp remake where everything is turn based

[@4546Bean]

I can’t wait to be able to play as Luigi

[@tug_nuggets]

This is like Christmas at Hideo Kojima's house.

[@tylerking439]

Best storyline in a short video format ever created. If Hideo M sees this, you will be included definitely in the next strand type game after we are restored from our cryogenic sleep chambers in the year 4200 when Santa Claus finally awakens from under the rock in Jerusalem and goes on a super bender because he's been sleeping forever and he needs to have some fun now. Also our heads will have evolved into dolls by then, so Doll Man is more a prediction of our future selves than a mere video game character.

[@3DiFilms]

the singing with the song was hilarious hahahaha, yoj never fail to make me laugh dunkey

[@trogdoar149]

Death Stranding is the second strand type game. Such a landmark title.

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

This felt like the longest 4 minutes of my life

[@starparodier91]

This was my brain when I watched it live and I was at TGS 😂

[@curlee8674]

Even when I don't like the video, I still like it, I still let it play through. For your metrics, for the baby. I love you Dunkey. Forever.

[@kylehill]

My hatred for Death Stranding is becoming borderline uncontrollable

[@NobbsAndVagene]

Consult your physician if you're having uncontrollable Strand-type hatred. It's often fatal.

[@smudgypanther1900]

Damn, do you really hate death stranding

[@azathothwakesup]

Same. What a boring dissappointment.

[@Olematonnimi]

Quadruple that and It's the same I have for you.

[@Saibott55]

dunkey can literally just read auto captions and its already comedy gold

[@Taegreth]

The great thing about working with Hideo, is it's like Willy Wonka's Christmas.

[@zacattak4837]

2:07 they got sam raimi in on this?

[@Styxz__]

Sam raimi is the first Heavy Rain type actor

[@vp6.997]

The narration right at the end is gold

[@DementedDuskull]

Finally, the SECOND Strand-type game.

[@111paolo2]

The first willy wonka style game

[@lucas33308]

I can't wait to play... I mean walk in Desperate Death 2 the sequence to a game that was made before this one.

[@HypotheticalPizza]

Excited for the second "strand"-type game

[@paulpierantozzi]

yet another strand-type presentation. Thanks for covering it Dunk

[@MoonRabbit1977]

"This is like stepping into Willy Wonka's house on Thanksgiving with Phyllis Diller with Cesar Romero." - Gex IV: The Final Gexdown

[@dmdkdkrkfksn4324]

3:36 Dance as the sun burns us. If we get let's hurt sleep 🕺🕺🕺

[@LobstaSauca]

3:00 ACRONYM DRIP

[@JeffJobs-qn7jy]

2:24 THEY GOT PHOTON GOD IN THIS?!?!?!?

[@prestonrussell1913]

I love the idea that the director of Drive just casually wears heart shaped glasses

[@lukeclark9482]

The single "was" made me laugh way harder than it should have 😂