Puglous I felt it was him giving us a very honest, poetic confession. Which is hilarious when you realize who it is lol
@theycallmethehoff88228 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too. It speaks to me...
@koanations74928 жыл бұрын
They Call Me The Hoff ok
@willaville7 жыл бұрын
I definitely agree!
@marshmallow.clouds7 жыл бұрын
Puglous I was thinking that the garden could be a metaphor for life and the hardships it brought. •___• sometimes I look too deep into stuff :P
@BadLipReading8 жыл бұрын
For those of you that aren’t interested in the political videos, hang in there. The election is almost over, and I have a ton of non-political material coming. Thanks for watching!
@Chillinlikeavilll8 жыл бұрын
Bad Lip Reading ayyyye
@Chillinlikeavilll8 жыл бұрын
Bad Lip Reading and can you give us a hint
@sagepahuja42388 жыл бұрын
Bad Lip Reading reply plz?
@xXCOOLESTXxx8 жыл бұрын
love your vids!!!!!!! You are great!!!
@GiggityxGamer8 жыл бұрын
RIP Mike the Merry Cricket
@aaronworland8198 жыл бұрын
"It was not good in my garden that year it was not good in my garden I am not brave I am a merchant My trade was bad for me, but for my family and for my fearful son drake, it sure looked like bravery But it was not good in my garden that year it was not good in my garden." -Donald J. Trump 2016 Truly, a masterpiece.
@BJTCrafter8 жыл бұрын
Aaron Worland amazing
@enntheelementale74617 жыл бұрын
The poem that won him the election
@hedvigstarck30116 жыл бұрын
Aaron Worland I didn’t know Drake was Trump’s son
@jamesmcjimsey34976 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌👌
@gold_terran6 жыл бұрын
Freestyle rap battle
@artawesome307 жыл бұрын
An analysis of "My Garden": The phrase "It was not good in my garden that year" could refer to the different aspects of the merchant's personal life that were troubling for him, such as struggling to provide for his impoverished family. It may also represent the pain he experienced as he witnessed the people he raised and took close/gentle care of helplessly wither away (like flowers in a garden). "I am not brave, I am a merchant" could represent the merchant's disparaging perception of himself. Perhaps he's disappointed in himself for not having achieved more, or taken the risk to try for a more fulfilling existence. It could also indicate the merchant feels he's let his family down. "my trade was bad for me, but for my family and for my fearful son drake, it sure looked like bravery" The merchant's family admires the merchant's perseverance through whatever hardship (again, likely poverty) they're experiencing, and don't blame the merchant for their current position. Perhaps they are even grateful to him. "My trade was bad for me" could mean the merchant holds himself to far greater standards than his family holds him to, and feels deep self-hatred for falling so short of whatever those standards are. "But it was not good in my garden that year, it was not good in my garden" no amount of effort or love/support from his family could change the horrible reality of their situation. Despite everything the merchant tried, he could never be sure he and his family would come out okay. The tragic tale of a self-hating merchant endlessly trying (yet failing) to provide a good life for his suffering/impoverished family. If this poem wasn't a complete joke-turned-accident, it would actually be very moving.
@SupernaturalWavelength6 жыл бұрын
artawesome30 😂😂😂 You won the internet with this!!! 🙌 I found myself thinking, "Where do you live bc you need to be my best friend!" 😁 And...I honestly thought every bit of that myself, but your dedication to type it all out has won me over. 💖😝🎈
@artawesome306 жыл бұрын
EmbraceTheCrazy Girl Aww well thank you! Haha I'm so glad you liked it! xD
@SupernaturalWavelength6 жыл бұрын
artawesome30 seriously. Almost fangirling over here bc you responded. 😂
@SupernaturalWavelength6 жыл бұрын
P.s. Nice name. ✔
@BojaneBugami6 жыл бұрын
Very good explanation. When I first heard it, this is exactly what I pictured, but you took the effort to put it in words. Very good.
@omittedprod8 жыл бұрын
ma'am, this question is over.
@RachelBlomstrom8 жыл бұрын
I'm still dying over that one! Hahaha
@LongLe-nn1uz8 жыл бұрын
Uh...Ok thanks.
@Sdawkminn8 жыл бұрын
This was the best part!
@elstormo8 жыл бұрын
Game over yeeeeeaaaah!
@PotatoeChipz8 жыл бұрын
I lost it haha
@nomenaodisponivel128 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter who wins... 'cause something is waiting in the bushes for us. Yeah, something is waiting in the bushes of love.
@skitty4498 жыл бұрын
We found your KZbin account, Obi-Wan. XD
@elstormo8 жыл бұрын
It's true. We've all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us...
@namordecai8 жыл бұрын
It ripped off your dad's face. He was screaming something awful!
@nomenaodisponivel128 жыл бұрын
In fact, there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors.
@camilavanordergonzalez81288 жыл бұрын
the floors?
@hernobleness8 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Mike the Merry Cricket
@Zkids-mw4mw8 жыл бұрын
Chris Noble mom: PRESTON preston: yea? mom: PRESTON preston: YEA I SAID YEA! mom: PRESTON preston: YEA I SAID YEA. A MIL- XD THAT WAS A VINE! IT GOT CUT OFF XDD random x3
@Zkids-mw4mw8 жыл бұрын
Reid Lawrence XDDD
@nickising98317 жыл бұрын
Chris Noble stealthily bobby was pretty good
@theluckycat74596 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@janetownley5 жыл бұрын
Chrissi Noble ... Until one horrible day - there’s cricket meat in the gravy, yes, there was
@frankservant57546 жыл бұрын
"Ma'am, this question is over" : OK Thank you "
@MrKellyELA4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that.
@TashaVanHuss4 жыл бұрын
@@MrKellyELA sameee
@Dennis-nc3vw3 жыл бұрын
Do not ask about the poop.
@panicmosem59692 жыл бұрын
I swear she actually said this!
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
@@panicmosem5969 It's fictional, but she's smart and witty enough that I'm sure she did say that to a reporter at some point
@XX-yc4pz8 жыл бұрын
That one about the garden was actually pretty touching
@ThatKiwiGuyy7 жыл бұрын
Carson Reidy That's what won trump the election lol
@hollywoodshopaholic8 жыл бұрын
"It was not good in my garden that year"... Damn that was actually a beautiful poem
@erichouser24348 жыл бұрын
brought a tear to my eye
@larissarose37646 жыл бұрын
hollywoodshopaholic ikr
@Angelia3596 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂
@semanticsssssss6 жыл бұрын
Deep af
@JayMiV8 жыл бұрын
Does this mean I can say I've watched the debates now?
@LordVader10948 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@reigen65588 жыл бұрын
Jay Milligan pretty much, yeah
@ninguemvj8 жыл бұрын
And it probably made more sense than the original one.
@jennawirtz96208 жыл бұрын
I think it does.
@addiemiller12796 жыл бұрын
Jay Milligan haha yes!
@kinganonymous2565 жыл бұрын
Mom: what are you watching Me: just politics Mom: aww I'm proud of you
@RKroese4 жыл бұрын
My mom: NOT in this house, NOT UNDER MY ROOF!!!
@jefft.49243 жыл бұрын
My mom: It’s about time you started watching politics!
@PuppyInAJar8 жыл бұрын
I wasn't scared of clowns... Until I saw two run for president.
@Crick19528 жыл бұрын
Double Aero lmao!!!
@ZebraLuv8 жыл бұрын
I want to give you a thumbs up but the 69 thumbs up is too good to ruin.
@Warhero11718 жыл бұрын
What about Obozo the clown? AKA worst president to date.
@AudioGardenSlave1238 жыл бұрын
You must not live in North Carolina.
@JohnDoe-rw4hl8 жыл бұрын
+
@ScarefishPlays8 жыл бұрын
There's actually people who are going to be using this as the deciding factor on who to vote for in the election.
@DarkWolfz20028 жыл бұрын
America
@brichards719938 жыл бұрын
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if an undecided voter used this to make up their mind because undecided voters are the stupidest people on the face of the earth.
@jameshetherington18 жыл бұрын
Ben Richards I don't know - there are those that are voting for Trump because "he says what he means"
@dorkydragon50558 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@camward92938 жыл бұрын
James Hetherington Well there are people voting Hillary because she's a woman, so
@Soupfries8 жыл бұрын
it was not good in my garden that year it was not good in my garden i am not brave, i am a merchant my trade was bad for me but for my family and for my fearful son drake, it sure looked like bravery but it was not good in my garden that year it was not good in my garden shit's fuckin deep
@muddleofpudd12998 жыл бұрын
Damn near made me cry
@WEBTEAM10008 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it's actually kinda deep
@universe938 жыл бұрын
i could see this with unique formatting in a poetry magazine that sells for $10.99
@wojtekimbier8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that was meaningful
@ryanflavell90037 жыл бұрын
lmfaooooo
@buggsoup55707 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me, I don't need the people. I want me, personally. Forget the people." LOSING IT RIGHT NOW
@cooperlyle87814 жыл бұрын
"..DONT TALK." 👌
@JustWasted3HoursHere4 жыл бұрын
And here in August of 2020 that perfectly fits what we know about Trump's extreme narcissism: I want me, personally. Forget the people.
@kaded_cat4 жыл бұрын
It honestly sounds so much like something Trump would say though
@PotassiumCat6163 Жыл бұрын
Same but with “Stop talking or the witch will come get you”
@Katy-sh3ru6 ай бұрын
"See, that's nasty!"
@dclarkmusic8 жыл бұрын
Brown bikini was actually deep.
@DrewJPS8 жыл бұрын
Dustin Clark So is what's in it.
@Bendyrulz8 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the back of my underwear goes brown.
@joelettermen90598 жыл бұрын
+Bendyrulz dood mine too!
@KoreanLuverNinjaWolf8 жыл бұрын
as a poetry lover I kinda liked it lol
@LLynx8 жыл бұрын
Brown Bikini is quite decent as a short piece of poetry. Seems to be erratic though ^^
@katiesimpson19457 жыл бұрын
Stealthily Bobby licked the mirror in high school. The janitor went hi ho, oui oui. Come and dance for us! On this sea of hope you're sure to float like a boat. Come home and smell our candle scent Oui oui! Come and dance for us. You can meet Lou. He's a great dude and a surfer.
@flyingspacebrainedidiot5 жыл бұрын
The janitor must be French or something.
@flyingspacebrainedidiot5 жыл бұрын
@stephen noonan honestly idc
@janetownley5 жыл бұрын
stephen noonan I get the reference 😊
@DOLfirst5 жыл бұрын
Last line is like a poetic treasure dude...like seriously
@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable4 жыл бұрын
I like how they string words together in non lobster-patriarchal order, so He's a great dude, although he's a surfer
@Sherpaful8 жыл бұрын
Sadly, this was more coherent and substantive than the real debate.....
@GrahamF4308 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@SamaritanPrime8 жыл бұрын
No.... Thankfully, this was more coherent and substantive than the real debate.
@cast10618 жыл бұрын
everyone was doing so well until you had to bring up the real debate and your opinion. Let's enjoy the video for what it is!
@Sherpaful8 жыл бұрын
Chris Castelonia You're right. I don't think anyone remembered these two were in an actual debate until I brought it up.
@Unethical.FandubsGames8 жыл бұрын
Now back to reality, the real debate was shit throwing. This was just retarded.
@MadCheshireHat6 жыл бұрын
"Brown Bikini" is actually vague enough to sound like an actual weird poem.
@superorangeish4 жыл бұрын
Was at a clients watering plants...saw a brown bikini drying in the sun....thought of this poem.
@rachelle_banks4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Especially all of the color words used.
@bethanyjohnson47944 жыл бұрын
The summer ice I couldn’t melt in a brown bikini... Sounds deep 🤔
@Himaryous3 жыл бұрын
It was.
@Drangus3 Жыл бұрын
The bikini is made of chocolate and was an anniversary gift from Bill to try spice up their sex life
@zamnodorszk78988 жыл бұрын
We stay too fast, for the wicked cadavers; the ones who are dead, and yet live. Look! There's a face of a skeleton, in the sand where a person once died... Just... because... zombies. Beautiful
6 жыл бұрын
That could be the lyrics of a death metal song !
@callisto50975 жыл бұрын
Zam Nodorszk I read this before seeing the video and thought it was an actual poem
@talileonard25535 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@heatherlily80688 жыл бұрын
"if you don't stop talking the witch will come get you." "Oh, dang!"
@mikeconner36845 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
@enshams927 жыл бұрын
"he's afraid of browness..." "I'm sorry sir, I shouldn't have said browness... can I get you a coffee or a nice donut?" 😂😂
@Brett334 жыл бұрын
Hillary would have spoken in her " black voice " . "I don't feel no way's tarred "
@cherieconrad-hersch7904 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣🙏
@Angela-po7cr3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKmyopV6iph0eck
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
@@Brett33 Never once have heard that racist shIt, except from YOU just now
@altpudding47767 жыл бұрын
"uhh... uhm... exc..." "martha don't ruin this okay."
@JMARTIN19475 жыл бұрын
Loved the flies on Hillary.
@dw39925 жыл бұрын
@@JMARTIN1947 There actually was 1 that landed on her face at 1 of the debates..same for BHO. 1 of the titles for satan is Lord of the flies...he obviously recognizes his own.
@kooldudematt14 жыл бұрын
@Roy Futrell What a disgusting a fucked off "commandment" that should NEVER be heeded; you hear people? NEVER heed that "commandment". Flies have hundreds of diseases in and around them. What the fuck did I just read?
@thanatikid16204 жыл бұрын
Does she not Kno thier there???🤣
@Sammyyaam8 жыл бұрын
That red sweater guy cracked me up. Also, "He's afraid of brownness"
@SeeingStarz648 жыл бұрын
Long live Ken Bone!!!
@maxbordignon88658 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE LORD KENNETH BONE!
@Scripture-Man8 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the Ken Bone part so much, I think I'll "save" it... now where's my disposable film camera so I can take a picture of the screen...?
@SwiftyKitty2K8 жыл бұрын
That red sweater guy is the man, the myth, the legendary Ken Bone!
@dausciklas75378 жыл бұрын
KEN FUCKING BONE!!
@randompotato61798 жыл бұрын
"My Garden", is my favorite poem
@SupernaturalWavelength6 жыл бұрын
Random Potato - My daughter and I quote lines from this poem in conversation at least once a week. 😂
@trutwijd8 жыл бұрын
I think America has a right to know about that poop in the basket....
@grishno8 жыл бұрын
This question is over!
@randomfleming8 жыл бұрын
💩
@theaseed20068 жыл бұрын
Josh Trutwin I have to admit when she said "this question is over" I laughed
@Jaisha268 жыл бұрын
Thea Seed So did I. To me, it was very funny.
@SEEYAIAYE7 жыл бұрын
It's in the indictment.
@raai68887 жыл бұрын
It was not good in trump's garden that year.It was not good in his garden.
@tuesdaywithanh6 жыл бұрын
Why _is_ Trump nasty in front of all the people?
@eriktransformer6 жыл бұрын
because he doesnt need the people
@LazarusXO5 жыл бұрын
@@eriktransformer He needs Trump
@GT_Void5 жыл бұрын
@@tuesdaywithanh He isn't. He is for all minorities, legal immigrants, and patriots.
@iantaggart30645 жыл бұрын
I googled "white house garden 2016" and found out that it was actually Mrs. Obama's garden.
@hyperdrivepics8 жыл бұрын
The flies. I lost it.
@zakgarcia69998 жыл бұрын
wait I don't get it. explain pls
@zenophoria50238 жыл бұрын
A fly actually did land on her forehead in the 2nd debate.
@SuckItLily8 жыл бұрын
The very first fly is not CGI.
@superkittyshow17828 жыл бұрын
HyperdrivePics Why flies? They get attracted to bad odour and to crap in general.
@Slutuppnu8 жыл бұрын
According to respected political scientist Alex Jones, flies land on Clinton because she's a literal demon from Hell who stinks of sulphur. Lord of the Flies, get it?
@janetownley8 жыл бұрын
"There was always parts of birds in our ice cream Such as a little bird's eye Vividly I ate a bird's eye Stephanie, where's the bird's eye? Wait, here's a little wing Help me - it's crunchy Why's that? Don't want to touch it Oh look, a beak Guess everything's here."
@uwuboo51256 жыл бұрын
Patty J. Ayers i bet you my english teacher will call this a masterpiece and make everyone in my class make a 3 page essay reflection
@carolecook11166 жыл бұрын
Patty J. Ayers 🍦Ice cream brand~ Wren and Canary
@CodfishJoe6 жыл бұрын
If not for it being made accidentally, this actually would be a really pretty good and interesting poem.
@jackwadeiv9566 жыл бұрын
Truly, a masterpiece .
@soul13805 жыл бұрын
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BIRD'S EYE IS!
@stephaniemcnugg96938 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to be doing my homework but no here I am enjoying "Stealthily Bobby"
@alisonjay55228 жыл бұрын
1975 damn what kinda hw?
@stephaniemcnugg96938 жыл бұрын
Alison Jay history and some maths
@nicolel.23988 жыл бұрын
1975 damn same bro
@alisonjay55228 жыл бұрын
1975 damn legit. Hope the math is at least a little enjoyable
@mattderry71788 жыл бұрын
Stealthily. Bobby. Licked the mirror in high school. The janitor went "High Ho, Oui Oui, Come and dance for us" On the sea of hope you're sure to float, like a boat. Come home and smell our candle scent, Oui Oui, Come and dance for us.
@tracewaldram5 жыл бұрын
Trump: You stop talking or the witch will come get ya. Clinton: **smiles deviously**
@1.41424 жыл бұрын
"witch-hunt"
@toshawhatareyoudoing64108 жыл бұрын
I understood this video better than I understood the actual debate.
@josesandoval41138 жыл бұрын
tosha f Same!
@malloriepfaucht29078 жыл бұрын
same here
@Zkids-mw4mw8 жыл бұрын
tosha f XD SAME
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
AGAIN.
@bpal70068 жыл бұрын
Though it's politicians, it's not really political. It's great stuff. Im dying for a bad lip reading debate. I miss Bernie Boy. Da lump de dum. "We call him bong bong!"
@bpal70068 жыл бұрын
+On a journey lol. I hear ya my friend. My daughter and I often catch each other doing it. I'm glad we arent alone. Nice to meet you! 👋
@dominicbennettmusic8 жыл бұрын
It was not good in my garden that year..... it was not good in my garden....... I am not brave I am a merchant
@hellothere33718 жыл бұрын
I died from that
@cheesymuffin83788 жыл бұрын
+MudkipMan 75 Rest in RIP
@suparlecbotmec70727 жыл бұрын
Dominic Bennett I was watching that part as I read this comment
@dendensoup7 жыл бұрын
Suparlec Botmec SAME
@cpmow8317 жыл бұрын
*snapping fingers*
@MyaVlogsLife7 жыл бұрын
In case u want to sing along- Stealthily Bobby: Stealthily, bobby Licked the mirror in high school The janitor went hi ho, wee wee Come and dance for us On the sea of hope your sure to float Like a boat Come home and smell our candle scent, wee, wee Come and dance for us (You can meet Lou. He's a great dude and a surfer) Like this if it was helpful
@Dennis-up8uf3 жыл бұрын
I think it’s oiu oiu, not wee wee
@coldacre3 жыл бұрын
oui oui!
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
I completely memorized this a long time ago
@thangsilike8 жыл бұрын
"mam... this question is over" I FUCKING DIED HAHAHA
@stev69632 жыл бұрын
Lmao, the question was “What does your friend know about the poop in the basket-?” I wonder what the full question would have been.
@sophiaelizabethphoto8 жыл бұрын
This made more sense than the actual debate
@FREEDOM_338 жыл бұрын
Awesome comment! Feels good to laugh. 😂 Thank you for that!
@sophiaelizabethphoto8 жыл бұрын
FUNYUN GAMING you are very welcome. Glad you found it amusing. 😁
@kyleehill82678 жыл бұрын
sophia williams I'm sorry you couldn't understand the debate. You could try researching the candidates and the topics they were talking about to better understand
@sophiaelizabethphoto8 жыл бұрын
Kylee Russum no need I was being sarcastic.
@t.b.92008 жыл бұрын
Who put the sticks up the people's butts? That is so cruel. - Gamora
@bones22j8 жыл бұрын
When does the lip reading start?
@CapnShades8 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I think they just used the original audio. Not really seeing any differences...
@ThatLaurenThing8 жыл бұрын
yeah, this is such a ripoff. why would you post a regular video on a lipreading channel?
@Scripture-Man8 жыл бұрын
It's subtle but he has changed things. Count the flies... I'm pretty sure there's more in this video. He has also removed all the parts where the candidates were dancing, to make it look like they're just stood still the whole time, quite funny LOL
@HrishiBaney8 жыл бұрын
bones22j at 4:45, didn't you notice?
@a_youtuberk.42278 жыл бұрын
This joke is getting old.
@goaliegod31226 жыл бұрын
3:42 stop talking soon or the witch will come and get you🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thejohnson23284 жыл бұрын
I understood the Witcher will come 🤣
@shreddingstuff8 жыл бұрын
The flies 😂😂
@dogreactions8 жыл бұрын
my favorite part
@fishreactions8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@soundsoflife56808 жыл бұрын
;p
@slavapetrochenko76468 жыл бұрын
g
@ha-yngirl12228 жыл бұрын
Weakk
@schmoyoho8 жыл бұрын
this video should be framed in the Modern Museum of Art-- and whoever ends up losing the election should have a show on Adult Swim called Mike the Merry Cricket or Brown Bikini, IT IS DECIDED 👏👏👏👏👏
@okaywhatevernevermind8 жыл бұрын
schmoyoho accent on the YO
@whitherwhence8 жыл бұрын
+Rick David Debates are better as musicals
@chibhatt248 жыл бұрын
It's a KZbin Comedy Gods party!
@darktrooperdalek79918 жыл бұрын
MY TWO FAVE SATIRE CHANNELS
@okaywhatevernevermind8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I was the first reply. And I literally was watching his songify of the last debate before I watched this BLR 😂🙌
@chloegrace91938 жыл бұрын
Why is this more informative than the actual debate
@enntheelementale74618 жыл бұрын
TRUUUEE
@KristenZianourry20158 жыл бұрын
Chloe Grace PHANDOM
@ViciousCircleIngress8 жыл бұрын
Chloe Grace because now you can pass that English class you always wanted to finish
@joshbuck15868 жыл бұрын
You obviously don't pay any attention. What did I expect from a fan of Phil and Dan?
@joelettermen90598 жыл бұрын
+Josh Buck accurate
@sol000134 жыл бұрын
3:48 *Holy crap the foreshadowing* _-10/7/2020_
@DJMChicago4 жыл бұрын
I think the term is "flyshadowing."
@saskiascott81813 жыл бұрын
I know right!!
@Hallofang8 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked My garden
@skarmachild8 жыл бұрын
well it was bad for my fearful son Drake
@HeavensOfMetal8 жыл бұрын
It actually made sense as a poem, for the most part.
@lululaverte7498 жыл бұрын
I thought Brown Bikini was kind of good.
@suturno8 жыл бұрын
Brown Bikini was really deep
@Hallofang8 жыл бұрын
Lulu Laverte I agree from a poetic stand point it was really good
@stegokitty8 жыл бұрын
I'm in agony from laughing so hard. Thank you :)
@fruitygirl77838 жыл бұрын
stegokitty ?😂
@Frostiecone8 жыл бұрын
stegokitty .
@TheJunkernaut8 жыл бұрын
"My Garden" was surprisingly touching lol
@hrgunit4 жыл бұрын
BLR predicted the fly in a presidential debate!!
@justclips8233 жыл бұрын
Actually a fly landed on Hillary in the debate back in 2016, I think the fly is like a bad omen, seems to land on the loser during the debates, which is crazy 😂
@insanityhelps28003 жыл бұрын
@@justclips823 I think so to because a fly landed on Mike Pence head and they lost
@justclips8233 жыл бұрын
@@insanityhelps2800 Yah haha, it’s been Two Elections in a row now where a Fly landed on the losing sides candidates. Hillary in 2016, Pence in 2020; I think it’s super dope the fly made a comeback last year
@janetownley8 жыл бұрын
"My Becky is so blonde, she first tried to make out with a bird."
@BoZwisler7 жыл бұрын
My Beckeh is so blonde, she's blonde heh heh
@JediMasterOW8 жыл бұрын
The flies scene were really creepy! haha
@Phantom9148 жыл бұрын
WestWorld reference?
@kevindavis81756 жыл бұрын
JediMasterOW Agreed.
@HannahLovesTheatre7 жыл бұрын
I deadass had to write a poem for English and I used the garden one and made a 93
@zachary33676 жыл бұрын
Hannah Brown How'd you lose 7 points ?
@patrickcorby14236 жыл бұрын
Delivery maybe?
@Barzins15 жыл бұрын
Did you really?
@GT_Void5 жыл бұрын
So you plagiarized?
@truesoulghost27775 жыл бұрын
Nice
@abigailcurry13206 жыл бұрын
(Sad background music) "It was not good in my garden that year, it was not good in my garden."
@jacksonjeffreys38958 жыл бұрын
The Seagulls that were poking my head sent me here...
@ricefields75398 жыл бұрын
I like seagulls
@sikie19708 жыл бұрын
And i like heads
@bonzai60447 жыл бұрын
me to
@marleyhutchins46417 жыл бұрын
Me to!!😂
@saharacsky91057 жыл бұрын
Yep
@grabir018 жыл бұрын
the flies were great !!
@theveldtrekker25508 жыл бұрын
grabir01 the flies were amazing. Sent me into histerics
@sigspearthumb39048 жыл бұрын
Flies.. they kind of describe her character in a humorous way in this. XD
@extremelymemely96948 жыл бұрын
couldn't agree more
@OvEr02968 жыл бұрын
yeah, it's a known fact that flies are attracted to shit
@danielbrown17248 жыл бұрын
WTFCoffeeBreak 😂
@hauntedalexrogers64938 жыл бұрын
Stealthily Bobby is by far the best
@turtlefunstudios29088 жыл бұрын
Haunted Alex Rogers yes
@kendraknicely29096 жыл бұрын
Haunted Alex Rogers yessss😂
@strawberrypimp6666 Жыл бұрын
I love how they both hate the audience members asking questions
@sabrina65348 жыл бұрын
Why do you want to get that song stuck in my head EVERY TIME
@FerociousSniper8 жыл бұрын
Bunn3h .-. No, not every time. Just... 49 times.
@Junior08TV8 жыл бұрын
hey how did my father die?
@mietteculpepper24368 жыл бұрын
What song is it
@Junior08TV8 жыл бұрын
Miette Culpepper bushes of love
@StarWarsomania8 жыл бұрын
+
@IAmAngelManneh8 жыл бұрын
Woohoo! You guys were quick with this one. 🙌
@verycancerous64438 жыл бұрын
Angel Manneh no this is the second
@verycancerous64438 жыл бұрын
Debate
@MountainIce0078 жыл бұрын
Quick? It's been almost 2 weeks.
@darktrooperdalek79918 жыл бұрын
Somebody hasn't been watching the debates
@OwenOsaka8 жыл бұрын
+MountainIce007 you know how long it takes to record, edit, upload, scriptwriter everything??? Along with doing stuff like all the extra flies...the two week turnaround is super quick!
@tyshuon87868 жыл бұрын
Trump's poems were great, especially the mike the merry cricket and the garden.
@tyshuon87868 жыл бұрын
Also, I realized when Hillary said 'this question is over', they used the same scene when she said 'he's a great dude and a surfer'
@Scripture-Man8 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah... I can see the similarity of the two sentences.
@sofieingraham66637 жыл бұрын
"See that's nasty..." "DON'T TALK ☝."
@janetownley8 жыл бұрын
"Why is it that, in front of all the people, you're kind of nasty?"
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
I have been asking myself that since 2015
@enderstar50178 жыл бұрын
A lot of these poems would actually be pretty good if you got rid of the weirder bits
@lucasespinosa1028 жыл бұрын
EnderStar501 but then it would have no words
@enderstar50178 жыл бұрын
XD
@CodfishJoe7 жыл бұрын
bird's eye, my garden, and brown bikini all end up being pretty decent by some happenstance
@sylph80057 жыл бұрын
Not bird's eye.
@DoggedShrimp6 жыл бұрын
Male Sylph lol
@malloriepfaucht29078 жыл бұрын
"For my fearful son, Drake" What is going on that we don't know about?
@carlosgarcia94972 ай бұрын
Makes even more sense now lol.
@tiffanya39196 жыл бұрын
""My gosh there's a bunch of flies, it's freaking me out...does she not notice?"😂😂😂
@jhordanthemodel80608 жыл бұрын
"See that's nasty". Omg I hollered lmao
@janab.9198 жыл бұрын
Stealthily Bobby is my jam
@AlexJoneses8 жыл бұрын
Why. Why does it fit so well
@Siaiqpqkrjanxnc4 жыл бұрын
“My card says... oh wait this is empty. I’m a butthead so I’m just gonna wing it” haha fatttt mood. Had me laughing 😂
@discosisterwife64408 жыл бұрын
Bad Lip Reading, I just want to thank you for being the ONLY fair political satire source I have seen this entire election period. On this site, or anywhere.
@4godand4thegays737 жыл бұрын
Disco Sisterwife I love that didn't slander one specific candidate, they shit in both of them. Love youtube channels who aren't biased and spread their political agenda
@joshualuke70037 жыл бұрын
What is with this bizarre new collective belief that comedy has to be bipartisan and neutral (99% of it coming from triggered butthurt Trump supporters, of course). There’s is no moral imperative there. It’s not fucking news. Not that the news is remotely objective in America but at least there’s the pretense that it ought to be. If a politician does or says something ridiculous that can be exploited for comedic sake, it doesn’t have to be ‘fair and balanced’. Unfortunately for Trump voters, Trump is routinely ridiculous.
@dangerzone57946 жыл бұрын
@@joshualuke7003 Then you have the "comedy" coming from the butthurt Hillary supporters.
@FedericoLucchi2 жыл бұрын
@@joshualuke7003 Hillary was pathetic and despicable, but somehow it was deemed unacceptable to make fun of her for whatever reason
@dalemoore85822 жыл бұрын
@@joshualuke7003 you love Hillary. You want to kiss her on the mouth
@ThomasDunnn8 жыл бұрын
Who thinks they should make a bad lip reading of youtubers?
@ThomasDunnn8 жыл бұрын
BLR
@ThomasDunnn8 жыл бұрын
Like Roman Atwood, Gmm
@masonm.57788 жыл бұрын
You just have a talent of getting top comment, don't you XD
@owensantics63538 жыл бұрын
The Geek Wave yes
@7531monkey8 жыл бұрын
The Geek Wave youtubers already say stupid things, not needed
@Blueeyedjenn148 жыл бұрын
The Fat guy with the little red sweater, his creep laugh .... two thumbs up! My cheeks hurt ;)
@GriffinWillman8 жыл бұрын
KEN BONE
@entas75587 жыл бұрын
The Bone Zone!
@stormyweeb7 жыл бұрын
KEN BONE
@shockmonkeyradio71286 жыл бұрын
"Because Zombies" was excellent!
@Dennis-nc3vw3 жыл бұрын
It was just before Halloween too, which means she was getting into the holiday spirit.
@JeffPetro8 жыл бұрын
Damn Mike the Merry Cricket hit me
@threefiddyone8 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this way too much. Especially the "My Becky" guy
@tylerburton65586 жыл бұрын
threefiddyone that guy's name is ken bone and he's probably the worst journalist of all time
@adammarsh9566 жыл бұрын
The legendary Ken Bone!!!
@2cuppduggofficial6 жыл бұрын
Wait this is empty Ima butt head so I'm just gonna wing it
@2cuppduggofficial6 жыл бұрын
You stop talking soon or the witch will come get ya
@crispybacon42406 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Douglas Yup, those are things they said in the video. God I fucking hate people like you who just comment quotes from the video we all just watched.
@MinoriMcKinney8 жыл бұрын
4:22 Oh, so apparently Trump thinks I'm a problem. LOL! Dying 😂
@CapnShades8 жыл бұрын
We're gonna build a wall to keep all you useless Marcies out of our country!
@MoeMentos8 жыл бұрын
Marcie McKinney Shut the lip, Marcie 😉
@MoeMentos8 жыл бұрын
Marcie McKinney Probably not, but you're a human woman, so Trump will happily point out your flaws and/or punish you 😯
@MoeMentos8 жыл бұрын
Ace in the Hole Marcies and desist!
@MinoriMcKinney8 жыл бұрын
This comment section though 😂 you guys are all so funny. Hahaha!
@thisisyoungevity80904 жыл бұрын
A person who has a crush on me "Can I have your phone number?" "Sir, this question is over."
@icspawn8 жыл бұрын
"Don't ruin this OK?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ThomasDunnn8 жыл бұрын
The lady who asked the question
@ThomasDunnn8 жыл бұрын
XD
@Sam-ur9rc8 жыл бұрын
The Geek Wave brutal rejection
@gabelogan568 жыл бұрын
Which question?
@masonm.57788 жыл бұрын
And the 5th top comment...
@gypsywoman91408 жыл бұрын
ma'am, this question is over
@__________Troll__________8 жыл бұрын
*@ **2:23** - "My Garden", a great reflection of pressures and uncertainties of trying to provide for your family. You try to keep a face of confidence in front of your love ones while worry eats at you like an itch that's felt in a place that doesn't exist.*
@bearbear537 жыл бұрын
"My Becky is so blonde ...." it was my favorite part lol XD
@janetownley5 жыл бұрын
Bear Bear ... she first tried to make out with a bird
@JasmineSurrealVideos4 жыл бұрын
I'm so blonde I'm not even Becky.
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
@@JasmineSurrealVideos Not about you
@heatherlily80688 жыл бұрын
"My Garden" That...that was beautiful.
@koalacandy79928 жыл бұрын
Background music on "MikeThe Merry Cricket"
@koalacandy79928 жыл бұрын
Darude-Sandstorm
@shTree8 жыл бұрын
My garden was very poetic.. lol Love it
@kaitlynlilly67387 жыл бұрын
When the flies were on her I started freaking out, swatting at my screen and wondering if it was real
@gregbalberan33695 жыл бұрын
I hope you weren't using a Virtual Reality headset.
@GraveyardPoet8 жыл бұрын
Best one yet. Brown Bikini. Mike the Merry Cricket. Because Zombies. Brownness. My Garden. Stealthily Bobby. My Becky is so blonde. And the flies.
@project4798 жыл бұрын
2:54 I love twenty one pilots
@MoeMentos8 жыл бұрын
Project Over a Drake beat.
@mitchlmitten58748 жыл бұрын
Wow, you nailed that comparison. Sounds exactly the same.
@RumerPriestly8 жыл бұрын
Project Brown Bikini sounds more like Tyler Joseph lyrics, hahaha
@ilovebilliejoe358 жыл бұрын
Project I hateeeeee it lmao
@dingus50598 жыл бұрын
Project /-| Anti-One Pilots
@CrimsonDip8 жыл бұрын
Dat guy's look at 0:42 had me dying XD
@Jargonloster8 жыл бұрын
thank you for this
@CaptainCatnip1238 жыл бұрын
honestly tho, which guy? Because I think they all are pretty funny at 0:42. xD
@isabellebelow11868 жыл бұрын
Gonzo W not all Americans do that, while I do agree some of us could DEFINITELY improve you can't just stereotype our country like that.
@MrSiciro4 жыл бұрын
"You stop talking soon or the witch will come get you. " I snorted my coffee out my nose :-)
@TheWarrior12568 жыл бұрын
Favourite salad for Hillary? Seizure salad!
@simicslaw64658 жыл бұрын
TheWarrior1256 what's her favourite pizza chain? Little Seizures
@Lazore8 жыл бұрын
Jealous Hater a
@SuperAragoon8 жыл бұрын
pizza nova?
@Cameraboy121448 жыл бұрын
TheWarrior1256 this comment is gold
@thirdeyephone61178 жыл бұрын
What does Hillary's grandkids call her? Grand Mal !
@GhostNameless8 жыл бұрын
3:58 I thought she said "That's a bunch of lies".
@ragepoweredgamer8 жыл бұрын
No, FLIES.
@grenis69478 жыл бұрын
I see you Ken Bone. I see you.
@sammatthews80114 жыл бұрын
“My Garden” was an emotional roller coaster.
@TinyTurtlesTv8 жыл бұрын
3:17 *YES KEN BONE I LOVE YOU PLEASE EVERYONE WRITE-IN KEN BONE 4 PREZ*
@multiplio29248 жыл бұрын
-IN KEN BONE 4 PREZ There you go
@TinyTurtlesTv8 жыл бұрын
The Natter Nodge TRU
@TinyTurtlesTv8 жыл бұрын
Theodor Hunt SO TRU
@TinyTurtlesTv8 жыл бұрын
Smiley Cat AMEN
@TinyTurtlesTv8 жыл бұрын
Adam Kocur TV YUSS
@StudioAnnLe8 жыл бұрын
The flies!!! I lost it at that part.
@auntielin31Ай бұрын
I somehow came across this on 9/18/2024. I haven’t laughed this hard in a LONG time!! Please please we need a new one of the most recent debate! 😂
@chrislawson12338 жыл бұрын
These poems, or at least parts of them, are actually kind of good. Better than the crap we were writing in my high school creative writing class...
@rhiannonsieg27758 жыл бұрын
Bad Lip Reading, I want to sincerely thank you for taking the time to make these videos. I'm sure it takes a lot of work and creativity, even though it's called "bad". Your videos make me laugh so much. AND THAT FLY PART WAS GLORIOUS!
@ok-ie2ls8 жыл бұрын
Stealthily Bobby, licked the mirror in High School Janitor went "Hi ho, oui oui, come and dance for us. On the sea of hope you're sure to float, like a boat. Come home and smell are candle scent oui oui, come and dance for us."
@econmachete6 жыл бұрын
You should meet Lou. He's a great dude and a surfer.
@Vilmarie_Sanchez_902 жыл бұрын
These videos give me life. They bring such joy to me. I need an entire series of bad lip reading.
@janetownley3 ай бұрын
There is a series and it's free and has been available for years
@aidenwagoner3888 жыл бұрын
hey BLR don't ever change
@halburd18 жыл бұрын
shut up idiot stop putting ideas in their heads
@ill-fatedantidote8 жыл бұрын
Don't jinx it dude
@wan35188 жыл бұрын
That guy in red sounds like Hillbilly from Ownage Pranks😂😂
@AppZ13378 жыл бұрын
he could speed his upload freequency up a bit^^
@stevenandbobthedog8 жыл бұрын
I'll have you know, "that guy" is a legend. His name is Ken Bone