"DEBATE NIGHT 2020!" - A Bad Lip Reading of the First Presidential Debate of 2020

Donald Trump and Joe Biden debate vital issues while participating in spirited rounds of "Five Favorites" and "Time To Act".
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[@BadLipReading]

My fellow Americans - not that you need another reminder... but VOTE. Just do it. Ok? VOTE

[@Shockkings0714]

For who?

[@Ken19700]

Jo Jorgensen

[@Shockkings0714]

@@Ken19700 Yes! #VOTEGOLD

[@thestompartist9733]

Vote Joe Biden, *not a maggot*

[@brycemeyer839]

Schlatt 2020?

[@maydoubled]

"Chris, I would like to use the C word." "⭐🌈✋ 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 ✋🌈⭐"

[@Randombikekid]

Butt chunks

[@Cyannas]

“What’d you think I’d say?”

[@doge8825]

*butt chugs*

[@uselessSam]

I heard Karen so I thought the joke was that he doesn't know the alphabet

[@ICKY427]

im the most caring person in this room

[@hanny9696]

This is the most non political video made about political people

[@nathanroon6961]

Truly no agenda but laughs. Respect.

[@Minecraft_Steve_]

Wdym he just reuploaded the debate

[@ZikedY]

I would say it is one of the most, but I can't think of an example so I can't argue

[@lemonswade]

Yes, incredibly refreshing! 😍

[@MarchOnRome]

"Political people" ....you mean politicans? jesus.. 🤦🏻

[@Yippiia]

“That was not burping. It was wind that shoots off in a sexier way.” - Donald J. Trump

[@elenaxthatxbitch]

“I do, I do get it”

[@kujju18]

😂

[@priscillacoffey4379]

😂😂😂😂

[@rexflamingo1037]

"One whiskey!" I can only imagine that's what was on the real moderator's mind

[@svenstenberg2124]

I think that has been on all our minds, friend. :)

[@SKYCHICK__]

@@svenstenberg2124 🥃🥃🥃 first round is on me.

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

@@SKYCHICK__ Second rounds on me! 🍻🥂

[@michaelweir995]

He'd need at least a double.

[@vanguardguardian5876]

@@michaelweir995 I got it.

[@Dillon4599]

This is like something you hear in a dream that seems totally logical until you wake up.

[@genericyoutuber1056]

Yep

[@anushka5912]

yesss, i know the feeling all too well.

[@TTOVB24]

Why is it that dreams make no sense at all

[@nicholasfrustaci6716]

Yup

[@howdy000]

Then you wake up, and you are part of the jury.... Such is life

[@mrjopen270]

imagine this being the only evidence that humanity EVER existed

[@bobfrapples1208]

It would be an improvement.

[@daneabdullah6064]

"Hey pork chop, what are you looking at."

[@UserName-zb8ql]

imagine this being the only comment people repost

[@KomodoDragonKing1]

Thats an uncomfortable thought

[@Goodbrew84]

I'd rather this than the real debate being the only evidence

[@hudsongodfrey9415]

Bad lip reading is an incredibly important piece of internet history

[@Himaryous]

What if someone, a thousand years in the future, finds this and thinks it's real?

[@brucewayne2558]

And accurate 😊

[@brantgarratt3665]

oh i do alry@@Himaryous

[@Iseeyourwatchingytshorts]

"Your worse than 300 itchy sweaters" This is now my favorite insult 💀

[@brittonstegner2610]

I like Trump's dream about the little tiny meat people, who was his favorite friends, but they were also real oily, and they were like "Good job Papa".

[@brittonstegner2610]

My favorite insult out of the video is "Man, you're a bronze goblin; you're a busted scooter at the dump."

[@zubetp]

@@brittonstegner2610same. i still think about it sometimes.

[@Aidan-kq3zt]

The most accurate part was when Chris asked for a whiskey.

[@doubtful_seer]

I’m not convinced that was bad lip reading, I think they mistakenly just left in the raw footage. lol

[@RoKer13]

And “It’s kind of hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village” lol

[@adarsh5647]

Lol

[@bezllama3325]

No it was the village line

[@matthewmanucci]

Meh, I think he came into it drunk.

[@daniellewalker8759]

"where should I put it?" "In the trunk" "iD sTiCk iT iN tHe lAsAgNe"

[@matthewhelmerjr5006]

The funny thing is that he would 100% actually say that 😂

[@apex_machina1000]

Wha- ok

[@obi-wankenobi6036]

“Joe Doesn’t know how to do this kind of stuff, does he?” Joe: Bitch I ran against 2 republicans, And I’ll do it again

[@Glizzyoperator]

@@obi-wankenobi6036 that’s if he can remember it😂

[@zrc1514]

@@Glizzyoperator And Trump couldn't pick up a glass of water, they're both old farts.

[@tinfoil778]

"people on fire need help, people not on fire can lend a help" wise words..

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I love how seriously they take the questions in "Five Favorites". You can tell Joe put really thought into that arthritis question.

[@brittonstegner2610]

But not as much thought into the favorite body part. Cinco favoritos!

[@Ze_Moose]

Why does Texas always talk about becoming a new country? 😂

[@lineakristensen1821]

It's a hard one 😂

[@NativeVsColonial]

@@Ze_MooseBecause historically Texas was a Mexican territory

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@brittonstegner2610 He didn't need to think about that one.

[@landonpsc]

“It’s kind of hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village”.... Seems a little too real

[@yvettedesmarais8107]

I’m just imaging I put my head in an oven.

[@LisaBowers]

"One whiskey."

[@georgehutter339]

Yep

[@emilypalm8146]

I'm pretty sure that one was super close to the original? He said something like "It's hard to belive this is the presidential debate"

[@emilykrey5319]

“You know if these arms were wings I’d fly away” 😂 what we are all thinking

[@jpremi7352]

Chris: "Your Favorite shape" Biden: "mmm, stick"

[@brouser4580]

Very accurate

[@jordanmitchell174]

sounds like him in real life

[@pillsburydoughboy1693]

Chris:your favorite animal sound Trump:Bzzzz

[@DeathProductions200]

You can't have my stick

[@henrym7427]

But whats your fav form of arthritis?

[@xZippy]

This is what a conversation sounds like when you're 30% listening.

[@roostergoblin4897]

Biden screaming butt chunks killed me

[@MK12082]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@DuncanHall2070]

BUTT CHUNKS!

[@superboats2]

Butt chunks, it's what was streaming in his underwear. (horrible mental image, I know) LOL

[@suzannek3406]

That was my favorite line too!

[@suzannek3406]

@@MK12082 let’s go Blue. Alumni Class of 2000 here👍🏻

[@marbleracingstudios9552]

“Name your favorite shape.” *STICK*

[@jordananimates]

HOW THE HECK DID I FIND YOU

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

Wait a stick isn’t a shape? But the two candidates for president told me that. So They have to be right

[@marbleracingstudios9552]

@@jordananimates Great question!

[@RobeonMew]

He's not wrong. it is a shape. 🏒

[@marbleracingstudios9552]

@@PremierCCGuyMMXVI Exactly. Politicians never lie.

[@SchitzNGigglez]

“What’s your favorite animal sound?” “Bzzt...”

[@kymba9587]

💀🤣👌🏻

[@bhagyasankar2070]

forshadowing for the fly that will fly onto pence's head?maybe.

[@localbox5825]

A fault in an electric conduit has caused a short circuit...

[@max10hoop]

@RITA 21 y.o I WANT ВОУ!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! you're my sleep paralysis demon

[@sylvervangenderen9359]

@@max10hoop report them

[@andresvalentin6924]

Politics aside. I would literally buy tickets to see a presidential debate like this! 😂😂

[@Dennis-up8uf]

They’re totally in character 😆 Trump: Rude and arrogant Biden: Haggard and senile.

[@dragonbornthuum4278]

Yep, and we got stuck with a senile old man who is destroying our economy!

[@pistemutaagio]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@christymarie1413]

Perfect description!!! 😂

[@TheSoftballstar1261]

I agree 🤣🤣🤣

[@barrettblaney7574]

Biden: "Ya cow..." Trump: "Cuz I'm fat?" Biden: "Nooo you're not fat..." That was oddly sweet

[@nathanmor.6162]

why repost

[@dylanayes2968]

tiffany and co looking ass

[@HexGhostBC]

He would say that 🥺

[@spaghango]

trump x biden confirmed no clickbait??????

[@pngdotjpeg]

He actually sounded so sad, and it was so funny

[@BreannaMatthews]

"kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" 💀

[@schnioula]

😂😭

[@EnglishTheMoose]

You’re a bronze goblin, you’re a busted scooter at the dump 😂

[@dopeshitslol9999]

Whats ur insta??

[@MrWizeazz]

True facts

[@LaserBeem]

@@dopeshitslol9999 ... :I

[@derpcade]

"You're a bronze goblin!" "You're a busted scooter at the dump." I will now add these to my lists of insults

[@TaurusWitch29]

"you're worse than 300 itchy sweaters!" 😂

[@alwayscommentrarelyreply]

both trump and biden’s script and voicing was so accurate, i could see them both talking like this, they got their personalities scarily accurate. i watched this debate live in 2020 and this isn’t too far off without context 😭

[@averongodoffire8098]

This debate got as much done as the real one so… yeah I’d say I agree lol

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

This guy is just PURE talent.

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

This made more sense than the original.

[@wisemaker4378]

Lol. I was gonna say something similar

[@JacobRise1492]

yea kinda

[@pseudo-intellectualtroll6563]

Totally original comment

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

@Log Splitta Stating a fact is not meant to entertain children.

[@jeremiahdaniels8974]

@Log Splitta You and millions of other people call people boring and unoriginal. You've created a loophole in which the most unoriginal thing to comment is how unoriginal someone else's comment is. You have now become one of the most boring and unoriginal people on KZbin on your own account. Look what you've done.

[@StartRecording]

"You're worse than 300 itchy sweaters" That is actually a pretty good low key insult, can you imagine 300 itchy sweaters???

[@scordero12]

Lmao

[@ariahazelwood3842]

The only thing worse than one itchy sweater, is three hundred itchy sweaters...

[@gumisgoodbutimbetter]

I’m cryyyying

[@dianedeck]

complete torture

[@thathistoryguy3021]

I don't know. Can't be worse than a busted scooter at the dump.

[@nuclear_winter]

Imagining Trump laughing at a homeless guy and saying "ahh, a prince of poverty!" is way funnier to me than it should be

[@AmySkribble]

He would do that, but find a way to call himself the prince, and blame the homeless man for covid and aids

[@nuclear_winter]

@@AmySkribble no. Stop turning everything into serious politics and opinions.

[@dehydratedwater9806]

@@AmySkribble I would expect no less from a dude named Amy

[@AmySkribble]

@@nuclear_winter It's not "politics," it's facts. That's just Trump for you. Grabbing you by the pxssy, telling Americans to "go back to where you came from (assuming it was another country, because he's racist and xenophobic)," making fun of disabled people, wanting to date his own daughter, etc. All things he literally said.

[@pistemutaagio]

LMFAO

[@literalcode]

The "will someone answer the phone" part was very fitting for something that Joe Biden would actually do

[@sparkidee]

Butt chunks

[@_Doc_Holiday]

Now its more like "I see dead people". Think his potato brain finally fully cooked

[@pankaeyk]

"You are worse than 300 itchy sweaters" -Donald Trump, 2020

[@cnotesoto]

Make it 301

[@pankaeyk]

@@cnotesoto Right?

[@sheebeebug]

Biden: "Howdy, fokes!"

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

Its true

[@ferretman6790]

He’s right tho

[@julienstevenson3112]

"One whiskey." The moment Bad Lip Reading turn into Perfect Mind Reading

[@Mycatjake1]

Followed by: "Kill me," "If these arms were wings I'd fly away," and "I just sort of imagine that I put my head inside a stove."

[@generalmartok3990]

I really hope Wallace sees this, I imagine it will be quite cathartic for him.

[@josie4065]

@crazy silly Exactly.

[@generalmartok3990]

@crazy silly How does it feel to be a perpetual victim? Trump whines enough on his own, he doesn't need your help.

[@shannont2524]

@@generalmartok3990 It's not whining. It's fact.

[@toughlovesuccess777]

This was more coherent than the real thing

[@DwikiIkhwan]

"It wasn't burping. That was the wind that shoots off in a sexier way" The truth has been spoken

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

“One whisky” was all of us watching the debate

[@mrnonsense1031]

I ordered the whole bottle. 🥃🥃🥃

[@TensorWave]

Timestamp?

[@leena3733]

@@TensorWave 2:37

[@caromurp1]

I read this comment right when he said it 😂

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Hahaha!!! I did the same thing 👍😂.

[@erusdearest]

"I don't feel that safe with a lot of people." "BUTT CHUNKS"

[@yostatikx]

yes trump is right, butt chunks are not safe

[@masonbarrett1478]

“I’m going to poop in it as I have never pooped before”

[@WarIsLife32]

“President trump do you need to hold papas hand” I’m dead😂😂😂

[@Mato2530]

Doesn't take a whole lot of imagination to see them actually acting this way does it.

[@JJ-hy7oz]

“Look, people on fire need help, and people not on fire can lend a help.” -Joe Biden

[@duobioma50]

Omg true true

[@wafflestraw8631]

but in real life, it's true

[@amnesiac1565]

10:08

[@bunju8990]

I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message

[@urlocalcaraddict]

@@bunju8990 lol

[@urlocalcaraddict]

This is like a kindergarten talent show.

[@localimon]

So was the real version

[@PetersonJoseph]

Yes, but what do you think about this video?

[@liamwatson9749]

Butt chunks. Clown shed. I agree.

[@zombieritural]

true

[@saturdaymorning329]

This has aged better than a fine wine.

[@saltedmap5880]

3:02 " HuuHHh, bibbidibbidishabididay, we're gonna make a pig roll in a pumpkin down in Brazil. "

[@GabbyPlaysGames02]

"Your favorite body part?" "Nostrils." Scarily accurate

[@codysdumbchannel6128]

*Creepily sniffs hair*

[@WilliamJohnson-di9qj]

He should’ve said “the scalp”.

[@psaint4787]

I thought he was gonna say something else

[@lillyw2695]

✨stop making it political and just enjoy the stupid video you yucky space toothbrush✨

[@jklozz1182]

@@lillyw2695 it’s a joke lol stop being a ❄️

[@fusion_guardian]

Chris Wallace: "President Trump, do you need to hold Papa's hand?" Trump: …

[@jusadude186]

Chris Wallace: Why have you been ignoring the world you robot? Trump: Because I'm over it

[@ShoutItFromTheHousetops]

Hahahaha 🤣

[@Lora1967]

I love Trump2020 but that was funny

[@bethanyjohnson8001]

@Shrek Joe Biden is running and *Trump* is the one who needs parental supervision? Give me a break. Oh, I hope for the sake of this great nation that Kamala Harris is not the first woman president. Good luck, Trump, you've got my vote!

[@VanettaMosetta]

"You are worse than 300 itchy sweaters"... there's tears rolling down my face!

[@SynShineLvr]

“Hey, look at me bojangles”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rizdub]

"It's kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" This election in a nutshell

[@js66613]

It feels like an anime reference though. XD

[@syxxvralrock5759]

They're more annoying than 300 itchy sweaters.

[@mediablindspots]

This whole thing was brilliant, but that line was especially inspired.

[@jeffdiamond486]

"I just kind of imagined i put my head inside of a stove." Yep.

[@pseudo-intellectualtroll6563]

@@js66613 no

[@thunderhog45]

"If you call icing frosting you should beat yourself" "Trust me I do"

[@bigdonsins1703]

*am*

[@R4tti]

RITA 21 y.o I WANT ВОУ!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! Oh shit Rita don’t let him talk you down like that!

[@imgonnagetyouback1]

“Your worse than 300 itchy sweaters” What a burn

[@majoryoshi]

It's been basically two years since this came out and I've watched this at least 5 or 6 times, always gets a laugh out of me

[@kujju18]

Same. I think a bit more tho. Love it when needing a laugh

[@jazzernaut1989]

Wallace: “Favorite body part” Biden: “Nostrils” Brilliant!

[@MrDombinator]

I was just going to post the same thing!

[@recoveringsoul755]

but not the penguins!!

[@bofuuu]

Couldn’t have said it better.

[@smitty3301]

Penguin lol

[@shotlikeapro155]

well creepy joe is always out sniffing people, im not surprised... but yes it is very clever.

[@minestart3820]

They respected each other more in this than the actual dabate

[@carriewilkerson7132]

This *is* the actual debate.

[@wh1tewolf4]

Da Bears!!

[@strymoon]

da bate les go

[@cosmic_rey]

@@carriewilkerson7132 lol i cant tell if ur being serious hahah

[@wolfy3224]

Oh my god, this video is so hilarious!!! 😂 I love it.

[@Cambrandreth]

"Kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" Accurate.

[@hoodiehilton5710]

“Will someone answer the phone” “there is no phone ringing” sounds like something that would actually happen with Biden

[@ZachTheInsaneOne]

Biden: "Erererererer" Chris: "ahem, one whiskey."

[@Xdbd1]

Read and heard simultaneously. Nice

[@muxi0121]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

I’d be stressed af trying to moderate these two. I’d probably just bring the bottle and pop it out when they wouldn’t let me ask a question. I’d be intoxicated by the end of the night

[@landkevin28]

"That wasn't burping. That was wind that shoots out in a sexier way"

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

And I can hardly wait to use that line in real life!

[@josie4065]

Ha ha ha that was gold!

[@lexilee1234]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shannonpilkey2342]

Yesss🤣

[@jwood4508]

Every line is pure gold. I keep coming back to this one again and again!

[@Hard_Car_Life]

"One whiskey please!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ltsaudio6390]

“It’s kinda hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village” Facts.

[@3llevate]

This quote 😂😂 i died.. i dieeed

[@Prod847]

I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dfgsadfgaerh4a]

Liam's Lego Gaming You're*

[@ltsaudio6390]

@@dfgsadfgaerh4a Get out of here Grammar Police lol

[@meta_7145]

@@dfgsadfgaerh4a oh come on

[@haydengalloway5177]

This is the only political comedy that isn't horribly biased.

[@frankbivona5924]

i know, right? it happens to be the funniest political satire ive seen, with the exception of joe biden screwing up everything he says irl.

[@gooselaughter5149]

@@frankbivona5924 yikes.

[@sophiabyers1361]

Studio c

[@Channel_EXE]

No you gotta watch Jeff Dunham do it. Achmed intervirws them. Its hilarious

[@kyleeberhardt6402]

@@frankbivona5924 he's says he likes the video because its unpolitically biased, then proceeds to make it political🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Sunbeargirl-]

I've watched this several times since 2020, and it kills me every time. 😂

[@MishaHendrix]

'It's kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village' takes the cake.

[@kevinvandeford5562]

"Its kinda hard to believe youre the hopes of the village" That pretty much sums up the whole government

[@libtard.4844]

Truth!

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Hello, new hokagae speaking

[@thabrood8884]

CLOWN SHED

[@auntjenifer7774]

Biden really does say and do crazy shit like this !

[@danubius21]

In ALL the world

[@TylerDavis_51-50]

Omg whoever done this is a complete genius!! I've been laughing for 2 years now! I just stopped laughing long enough to write this 🤣

[@kujju18]

Love this channel. I come here any time I need a good ugly laugh. Thank you. You bring so much happiness to peoples lives.

[@Lmpy20]

Here to bring you back a year later.

[@TylerDavis_51-50]

@@Lmpy20 thanks 😂 I needed this.

[@lokakona]

trump being referred to as “pork chops” really made the video for me 😂

[@randomusername7096]

At this point, this makes more sense than the actual debates

[@prestonallen6968]

Yup😂

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

I don’t think I should be happy about that are not lol

[@southerncrab3696]

Soo true

[@ToxicSocks24]

When the bad lip reading of the debate is more logical than the actual debate:

[@Ursopacos]

@Ezra Knight he's born in hawaii. he showed his birth certificate.

[@johncloois3301]

Tons more.

[@jackblacksmith8552]

I feel like these are better than normal debates

[@charlenegould234]

"I think I'm gonna poop in it as I've never pooped before!!" Hahahaha!!

[@SooHaaacked]

I would like to use the “c” word *CARING*

[@demon515]

Butt chunks!

[@noodlecoffee193]

*B U T T C H U N K S*

[@mariahenriquez615]

B U T T C H U N K S

[@bluefield086]

*B U T T C H U N K S*

[@pngdotjpeg]

I hope someone has an epipen, because I'm deathly allergic to corn

[@Rec0rderMast3r]

Idk why you just reuploaded the debate.

[@RickK1988]

This version is more coherent.

[@Pixiesfairiedust]

@@RickK1988 tbh

[@jonslater9918]

Are you a comedian that was brilliant !!! How did you come up with it ? So original lol

[@ElMeanYo22]

The peepee is tingly

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

It’s about as coherent as the real debate was for sure. XD

[@christopherbeattie3126]

Pretty sure guys in cafeteria think I'm crazy laughing at this so hard. These videos are gold!

[@ellieyang6343]

"You don't want anyone to know it was you." "Guys, i think it was the dog who farted.."

[@elonmusk2920]

accurate title: trump and biden have a stroke for 11 minutes straight

[@theyofmanynames]

Trump and Biden are themselves for 11 minutes straight.

[@elonmusk2920]

@@theyofmanynames Yes yes, that would do well too!

[@antonionegrete33]

America belongs to the young

[@rapperkate]

me having a stroke watching the real debate

[@num5golden1]

Butt chunks buttchunks BUTTCHUNKS

[@sunshine-pumpkin3803]

I’d like to say the c word . . . Caring

[@turkk2]

AAAAAA HOW DARE U SAY THAT AAAAAAAA *angry pog*

[@scooterdooter]

Hilariously out of character for him

[@michellemccloy823]

At least it wasn't the "p" word..Pelosi..lol

[@GreenGlo1991]

I need that on a shirt.

[@moemrizzle1991]

😂😂😂

[@sweetpea_____]

I like how this went from a presidential debate to a game show

[@LeBrownGuy]

"It's kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" My exact reaction to that debate.

[@quack7426]

I spit out my drink when Chris Wallace turned around and went “Ahem, One Whiskey” lmao

[@kerissaoehus3724]

LMAOAO that was my favorite part of the whole thing

[@yolandadery3733]

Buttchunks!

[@MatthewFarrellMEShvac]

@@yolandadery3733 ya

[@MatthewFarrellMEShvac]

@@yolandadery3733 maybe he meant but cheeks?

[@josh1158]

@@MatthewFarrellMEShvac No

[@brianwoodward1040]

"One whiskey!" Chris Wallace saying what's on everybody's mind.

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

I know right? Make that 4 shots of cognac for me.

[@1969cmp]

Yeah...that got me smiling

[@1969cmp]

...and my youngest nephew Kevin...

[@seemeno1]

Lol “you know what, guys, I just imagined I put my head in a stove.” *video ends* yeah that’s about how I feel right now

[@dominick6999]

I was laughing so hard, like "Cheers crowd" !

[@debbutcher9087]

These Bad Lip Readings are so funny I can’t stop laughing. Absolutely hilarious! 😂

[@AnonymousBosch3158]

9:40 "I brought this tiny beans, they're supposed to make new flowers." This is my favorite.

[@Skyebright1]

Trump going “you mean seeds” ;)

[@keysvineyardchurch6023]

"You're worse than 300 itchy sweaters." 😭😭😭😭

[@cassidyzollinger260]

Yo that's actually an amazing rare insult. I might steal it

[@joren_combs]

**pssssst** Might wanna check which account you're signed in as 😋

[@crackalackinnn]

@@joren_combs LMBO

[@Nikolapoleon]

"You're a busted scooter at the dump."

[@keysvineyardchurch6023]

@@joren_combs intentional 😤

[@sabbitabbi_ddd]

"You're worse than three hundred itchy sweaters" ...I'm gonna use this insult all the time.

[@lindawa2073]

I agree... 🤣

[@frogpaste]

I also liked, "You're a broken scooter at the dump."

[@leowuensch559]

"Kill me."

[@willtaylor9]

Same bro

[@sherrihimes7357]

So many good ones

[@TheHeyman1104]

"If these arms were wings I'd fly away." - that's probably what Chris was actually thinking.

[@nerdsahhgaming4779]

"You know, for most Brazilians, Dogs have to go into the Breakfast Cereal."

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I heard the phone ringing

[@turkk2]

Good

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Me too

[@certifiedhoodclassic9825]

Same

[@thecheeselord5943]

Somebody better get it

[@handtruck]

Listen to me

[@SpanxOdyssey94]

I gotta say... I don’t know who to vote for now. Both made compelling arguments, from President Trump’s thoughtful “BZZT” to Vice President Biden asking if you would find a moose in a grove of wheat. Both laid it all out on the table and America is better off because of it. This election is shaping up to be a tight race!

[@thegoodkindofweirdo]

Five Favorites revealed something to us 🤭

[@CerealTomato84]

It’s so hard to decide now😔😔

[@consquatch7061]

Trump

[@darthsmaul6314]

It's hard, BZZT is such a beautiful thing to say to the country, but moose in groves of wheat is a strong promise, America will need to make a hard decision.

[@coffee4682]

@@consquatch7061 You’ll be eating frogs in your cereal if he gets elected again.

[@msmoe8687]

This was hilarious the first time I saw it, and it's hilarious today.

[@ronigbzjr]

The amazing thing is this version of the debate preserves all of the tense and chaotic atmosphere of the original, while being ridiculous at the same time.

[@Warhammered]

"One whiskey." Oh boy, you're going to need a whole case of whiskey for this.

[@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal]

Lmfao Chris needed a whole bar after the debate!

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear micz

[@jke3667]

10 bottles of vodka!

[@mattstanford9673]

"One whiskey." That about sums it up. That debate was so painful to watch.

[@GreenGlo1991]

Legit summed up Chris for this entire thing.

[@cassidyzollinger260]

"You know if these arms were wings I'd fly away" Is also really effective in describing how we all felt watching that

[@kasnitch]

that better be a big whiskey

[@Aurora_Animates]

Love how Biden is just delirious the whole time

[@quietstorm8230]

A bronze goblin! A busted scooter at the dump! OMG! 🤣🤣🤣

[@gherkinmygherkin]

Are you embarrassed? "I'm mortified."

[@Camsvfx_]

Yeap

[@dogcat4936]

My favorite part

[@evalyndinesen8908]

yep

[@tableswithoutchairs1168]

this made the giant argument look like a friendly conversation

[@xyonlol]

Ye

[@MistrumGenderplasma]

Will you shut up, man

[@khylergarrett5371]

@@MistrumGenderplasma lol calm down why you triggered

[@MistrumGenderplasma]

@@khylergarrett5371 it's the joke

[@mesory]

@@khylergarrett5371 it's the joke

[@suzannek3406]

The “Butt Chunks” had me rolling😂

[@randychene5130]

"Hey pork chops"...😅😂🤣😭

[@TellEmB290]

"President Trump do you need to hold poppa's hand?" *verges on speech, says nothing* For some reason this killed me.

[@kinguman308]

killed me too

[@eharper7]

Holding my mom's hand during church, especially after I was caught arguing with my sister, usually meant that she was waiting for the right moment to take me outside.

[@laska907]

Yw for your 420th like 😎

[@codysdumbchannel6128]

It seems like something Biden would do.

[@reneethegreat2044]

I fully agreee!

[@Mellow16Yellow]

“People on fire need help, and people not on fire can lend a help” -Biden 2020

[@reneethegreat2044]

agree! Actually makes sense

[@atom_gray]

Lend Help Helpier.

[@samnelson3526]

I loved that

[@E3T7]

Of course they can, but that’s different from being forced to

[@morningglory.2]

@Alex Zubarev Uh. I think it’s just... helping?

[@gordonmarshall52]

I just rewatched it with the sound down and put my own words in my head. Had myself cracking up😂😂 man am I high😂😂

[@quetzal3000]

"cinco favoritos" in the background lol