What if The Rookie Talked in Halo 3: ODST? (Parody)

[@aganaom1712]

but the rookie already talks he's fluent in subtle gesturation and saxophone

[@PressStartToLaugh]

**jazzy solo**

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

@@PressStartToLaugh I thinks rookies helmet is busted and no one can here

[@scp-729-j5]

I'm now imagining Rookie opening his mouth and smooth jazz playing

[@Stookinator]

@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 i think its that way for all main characters

[@griffingower1883]

He's also fluent in whistling

[@zanetalon5630]

"I promise not to shoot any more teammates by accident this time. He might still be mad." Caboose?

[@thelazygamer2195]

Ah! Another man of culture I see!

[@PreacherBro]

Ctrl + fu

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Tucker did it!

[@zanetalon5630]

Dear lord... What have I done.

[@MLGLionKnight]

@@PreacherBro I’m still surprised that there is a shortcut made just for him

[@MMOByte]

I feel like I talked enough for him. But then I talk out loud when playing every game. It’s a problem. This is why I game alone.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

You game alone? You have an entire Twitch channel that says otherwise. The talking out loud thing? Yeah, you should get that looked at :-P

[@thetinfoilfreak]

I do that to but I still game with other people.

[@MMOByte]

@@PressStartToLaugh They're not there for me. They're there for Mrs Stix.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Kinda like my streams and Wibbles. I feel you.

[@cayde-6452]

same here i dont game alone tho

[@humaniodxeno889]

And he finally got the coffee he deserved. The end.

[@jackdaniels4968]

no he did not... uhhh you dont want too know what it was tho

[@paintedblack09]

It was Decaf. Definitely decaf.

[@nicolasgilchrist7148]

@@jackdaniels4968 I'm willing to bet 50 energy swords, that was either Sangheili or Jiralhanae piss

[@jackdaniels4968]

@@nicolasgilchrist7148 nether of those but it was something worse a lot worse

[@samanthamctheny9444]

Decaf

[@wardoggaming42]

"Yep he is definitely dead, just gonna leave before anyone notices.... Oh Hey They Have Coffee on Here!!!" That Broke Me

[@redfall5965]

Yo dude...where’d you get that photo of Ashoka? I’m asking for a friend...

[@wardoggaming42]

@@redfall5965 I Just Searched "Ahsoka Sexy" and started scrolling through the images. I hope your friend enjoys.

[@galfinsp7216]

He’s a modern day moderate doomgod

[@sonic3235]

truly the best ending the rookie got coffee

[@chainedsharkmedia2699]

I wonder what Covenant Coffee is like. 🤔

[@RealTheNatoorat]

"This way, and stay quiet." "WHAT?!" ah, that really cracked me up :)

[@thehowlinggamer5784]

I'd like this comment, but don't want to ruin the 69 vote...

[@SamanthaLaurier]

"I thought..." "I did that once, it hurt" Caboose, is that you?

[@Alpha-et2fd]

I would had added "Wait my mike was off, why did nobody tell me? "

[@st0rmstr1kez66]

Mission complete Coffee found

[@jackdaniels4968]

what do you mean it was not coffee that he found

[@Guywithturrets]

@@jackdaniels4968 what do you mean

[@manofcheese366]

Sir permission to drink this caffeine

[@CoreytheATSFConnie]

For what purpose@@manofcheese366 ?

[@helmetongrass1893]

5:26 he may be fooling around but he is still a genius detective, WHILE FOOLING AROUND AND WITHOUT ANY COFFEE TOO

[@ToaDrakua]

"Sounds like Dutch's handy work" when Mickey's the explosives expert.

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Guess he's just got something against Dutch then (or I made a mistake, but we'll go with the first option)

[@umbraanimo7767]

I mean you don’t have to be the explosive expert to blow something up. Hell the expert is less likely to blow something up

[@matthewofcolumbus5610]

10:48 "It's you." "Me!" Perfect delivery.

[@blacksun3884]

One man walked behind enemy lines, battled against impossible odds, and forged an iron bond between his battle brothers and a slimy tentacle alien squid thing.... For a venti french roast with cream and sugar.

[@galfinsp7216]

He did get some after leaving the planer

[@itsniko9561]

“It pays to be the strong silent type” “Well that ain’t me” *the good ending*

[@thelazygamer2195]

Is no one going to say how f**king amazing this guy's voice is? The dude has a voice that is perfect for comedy!

[@PressStartToLaugh]

[@KK_ventz]

I agree!!!🥰😍

[@t-rexcellentreviews1663]

@@PressStartToLaughI also agree, your voice acting skills are amazing, as our you wife’s and your friends who occasionally join you as well, you guys do T-Rexcellent work on this channel and I’m so grateful I found it.

[@starfull8808]

“Oh, there you are, make sure you get my good angle.” *MANIACLE LAUGHING AND SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

[@assassincheese0]

Many of these videos consist of a lot of screaming I mean so would it if I was in their situations Good job bringing some reality to these

[@Randomstranger._]

Finally the rookie got his coffee

[@Kio_Kurashi]

Alternative title: The quest for Coffee.

[@Sp1d3rM1cha3l]

I love Halo 3 ODST so much that I just immediately liked this video

[@drizzlysquid1732]

Same dude

[@starfull8808]

Same and I haven’t even played it yet

[@sachalayne2863]

Purple monster makes small gurgle noises, "I ain't kissing you." Don't know why that broke me a bit

[@Akuma-kitsune]

That part made me laugh so hard

[@jacobp1277]

"I either just saved you or killed you. We'll let it be a surprise" LMAO that was golden!

[@MrNiceGuy214]

Thank you for voicing one of my favorite video game characters ever. This was awesome and i laughed the entire time

[@ChextheVes4451]

"I promise not to shoot another team mate this time" Is- Is that a Caboose reference?

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

"My mission-our mission." *Soviet Union Anthem intensifies*

[@_s0mm_]

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз i copied and pasted this buti do know pronouncing it(not translate)

[@doomslayer6440]

@@_s0mm_ i know some russian and this is what it says The unbreakable union of the free republics Great Russia rallied forever Long live created by the will of the peoples United, mighty Soviet Union

[@_s0mm_]

@@doomslayer6440 USSR.

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

Dare "This way, and stay quiet." Rookie "WHAT!!!"

[@xenodrake8597]

The part when they had to get out of the tank was the best part in my opinion

[@mitchellneu]

Excellent that this one was finally done! As a humble request, What if the Knight talked in Hollow Knight, please? Always been curious of what he'd say...you could fill a whole series with it.

[@issabellalevan1528]

That'd be pretty cool

[@Riftyshot]

Well that aged well

[@tylerhilpisch7850]

I like to think that the Rookies comms were off for the entire storie.

[@gateship2]

Plot twist: the syringe was full of coffee.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i-

[@snowball03-boop]

Why do you feel like Deadpool to me? Every single talking parody video is always hilarious. Hence the name of your glorious channel

[@mysticblacksmithofcosplay6875]

Join The Covenant Today, they have coffee~

[@PressStartToLaugh]

I'm in.

[@BoneChill8902]

Yeah I'm in

[@dindjarin1023]

Yo, the covenant is pretty chill, yo, maybe you could like join it or something

[@blockymocky2903]

@@dindjarin1023 wrong universe din 😕

[@ArcticpriceThefallenangel]

How good is it

[@scottyoshihara2458]

Rookie is Caboose’s brother. I can’t wait to see the hunter in monster world would say part 3

[@crazyredhead4968]

Yes yes yo this

[@personalord1152]

You have been through hell and you finaly get coffee

[@rapidcarnage7524]

What if Noble Six talked more?

[@The_Master_Chief_117]

Yes need it now

[@brianstabile165]

The quest for cola

[@griffingower1883]

Yes since he doesn't really talk that much

[@dindjarin1023]

Code name avenger nah a quest for dr pepper

[@Ribbons0121R121]

nah, nah have him equipt a set for one of those prosthetic arm things and make it a quest for his other arm

[@CausticEnjoyer]

Doom god motivation: Cheetos Rookie motivation: Starbucks

[@caseyhall2320]

Dude, your jokes were off the hook for this video! 😂 It's great!! Also, I legit just finished Halo 3 ODST for the first time (as an adult) a couple days ago, and then you release THIS? Fucking baller timing haha.

[@purebloodred3739]

Me:plays very seriously Him: prepare to perish by laughter

[@douma2278]

17:30 Buck: "Out of the Vehicle Trooper, let's go!" Rookie: "WHAT?! Why?! What happens if we got attacked by dozen of cove-" Also Rookie: "HEY, I GOT A BRIGHT IDEA! LET'S GET OUT OF THE WELL ARMORED AND ARMED TANK AND FIGHT OUT FOOT! SOUNDS GREAT! YOU ARE JUST THE WORSE!" Got me dead 💀💀💀

[@billthestormtrooper684]

If i was Rookie, i'd be asking the same question. *Where's the damn coffee!?*

[@agentmaryland1239]

"It's you?" "Me!" "I thought-" "I did that once, it hurt." I think I replayed that part about 15 times before moving on.

[@beverlyarcher546]

Good thing Rookie was with her or else he would have been left in the city when they flew off

[@JMStrahm1st]

obviously the rookie just had his mic muted the whole time

[@brianstabile165]

Yeah his com was so broke it he could only grunt and breathe

[@IDEK_608]

Doom Guy kills every demon on a level Doom guy: skrt skrt eat my dirt

[@caseyhall2320]

Well that's very off topic lol

[@ghostwriter5685]

He’s so happy about the coffee. Please make it so then next video he finds out it’s just decaf.

[@God-of-canine]

“Pays off to be the strong and silent” “I’m not that” (His helmet was muted the entire time)

[@GhostBear3067]

He forgot to turn on his comms.

[@Jacksonthehedgehog9]

Fun fact: there's a shotgun in the building with dare's helmet. On the way to the helmet there's a hallway on the left. Go down the hall. Its a dead end with a cop that didn't feel so good.

[@SerathDarklands]

I'd love to see "What if BJ Blazcowicz talked in _Return to Castle Wolfenstein?"_ One of the last games in the golden age of shooters.

[@beader09]

I am not familiar with the Halo franchise, but I totally loved this! You're hilarious! ^.^

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

7:11: Nice reference to the original Planet of the Apes.

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Halo: The Quest for Coffee

[@chasetoyama8184]

This is hilarious. Yah got yourself another subscriber!

[@Geto_5]

3:23 Hmm.... for a minute I thought it was a phrase from the game!) Just fit in well

[@thetinfoilfreak]

Man I love this channel

[@Mango.fr_]

7:13 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE STARBUCKS

[@brianstabile165]

Rookie says uhh god Duch says lord I didn’t train to be a pilot

[@omnimon2230]

That was awesome!

[@jake3662]

Never separate a man and his Coffee

[@milk-senpai197]

Alternate title: Rookie and the search for the Coffee.

[@snatcher2592]

Rook: HEY BUCK!

[@Twisted6912]

*snoring* "OW" "wake up buttercup"

[@mjkalasky2775]

16:01 I love how they're just ignoring him.

[@coolspartan1169]

The ODST who just wanted a cup of coffee

[@undyingchief2566]

Ive wanted this vid for sooooooooooooooooo long dude.

[@Sirus7009]

Oh, you know what the the fans LIKE....

[@zinaidanitikin4886]

one Rookie, locked in the eternal battle. his mission, Operation Coffee Run. between him and his quest, a horde of aliens that would love to skin him alive, eat his insides, and wear his face... new allies to aid him in his quest. the loveable red shirt, Guy. generic blonde commando, Dare. Mr Mcgrumppants, the Grumpy Grunt. and the snake tentacle monster from your hentai fantasies, Squidward. will the Rookie, in his mission to procure the nectar of the gods, be successful? or will he only be another inadequate meat shield?

[@diamondplaysgames]

I have been waiting of this moment for a long time.

[@pokemon15021]

should have made the six pedals joke.

[@vampirelover3128]

Glad you got to do this Halo is one of mine favorite games

[@MCPunk55]

"I ain't kissing you." You'd be married in at least 40 countries and three planets.

[@galuraza6426]

The Rookie: A Journey for Coffee.

[@carbinecryo30716]

Someone get this to Wrath immediatly.

[@tobyrei7327]

not the "this looks like dutchs work"

[@helmetongrass1893]

1:35 so caboose from red vs blue is basically the rookie after he got spartan augmentations!!

[@-ShotoTodoroki.]

Skyrim what if Dragonborn could talk?

[@Mask3dShadow]

I feel like this is the video used by the rookie when they are making after actions reports and are being debriefed. His transmitter is just broken and he’s stuck on the jazz section of the playlist

[@rhodes3983]

And in the end, afger fighting his way through the entire city, he finally found the coffee.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"i dont know what they are but i sure do love killin me some space suids!" [sad virgil noises]

[@dalelash2nd743]

What other Halo games I'd like to see Press Start To Laugh do. What if Nobel Six Talked (more) in Halo: Reach. Yeah... Nobel Six talks in a few cutscenes, but that’s it. He's not much of a conversationalist. So let's give Six a lot more to say during cutscenes and gameplay. I'm sure he'd have more to say considering what happens on Reach. What if You Talked in Halo 4: Spartan Ops. Captain, Johnson, Carter, & Conner are back as Fireteam Crimson in Halo 4: Spartan Ops. This could even be a multi-parter considering how many episodes and missions there are. It would be the first time for these 4 to be in a short multi-part series. Anyway, that's pretty much it. Those are the only other Halo games that would be perfect for dubbing. I can only hope one day PSTL will do these one day. Until then, I'll dream and imagine how it'll go. Peace! ✌️

[@valkyrie283]

I’d LOVE to see a version of this where you play through the Cursed Halo 3 ODST mod

[@Donitos1]

Halo 3: Coffee Quest Yeah I'd buy it .

[@dinodude6992]

*later* Buck: uhh rookie, did you turn your mike on? Rookie: OH YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

quick tip, headshots can be made with the starter pistol shred their shields, and then 1 hit em with a pitsol

[@bluestardragon7598]

*"OH HEY! THEY HAVE COFFEE ON HERE!!"* -The Rookie 2020

[@brianstabile165]

Relay nothing about the last last cutscene

[@DrenixWarriorKnight]

1:48 That reminds of a hand drawn movie called Redline.

[@roberttucker3640]

Another great 'What if he Talked' episode.

[@chainedsharkmedia2699]

You should really contiune this series. I think this is really funny. XD

[@chainedsharkmedia2699]

Also 7:02 is very accurate to when I first encountered Hunters in Halo 3; my first Halo game and well...M rated game in general (Can o Worms I call them nowadays). Lol

[@Recat6217]

Finally and who the hell disliked this masterpiece

[@TheBlade202]

The ending was perfect after so much trouble he probably just got as much coffee of how many covenant lives he took

[@bluestardragon7598]

13:28 that thing is kinda cute, actually. What's it called? Engineer? I'm gonna name it Bioshock, since it's a biological organism, and it can do cool things with technology

[@evanm1337]

In canon it's named Quick-To-Adjust by it's peers.

[@therealnoxdog]

I agree also I think its called virgil

[@tomgaming6761]

"It's you!?" "ME!"

[@IceWolF963]

finally some coffee after a whole game

[@ItsSebunGG]

2:59 when you eat a bean burrito from taco bell for the first time

[@Shikaschima]

These give me joy :3

[@beverlyarcher546]

Things blowing up around me: I DIDN"T DO IT CAN"T PROVE IT WAS ME

[@kratkartan1486]

I love how Rookie was so adamant about getting his coffee when he actually has a bunch of candy stuffed in some of his pouches. Priorities, man.

[@Pikaboy4213]

The engineer is actually super cute lol

[@greycatofnobodys2007]

All he wanted was some coffee!

[@Shygo-eu1bw]

This is pretty good, funny enough, because of the saxophone, I pictured Rookie sounding like a noire detective voice.

[@miro965]

i like how in every video he asks if someone has coffee or when he's in a building he asks if there's a coffee machine somewhere

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Oddly I think it’s this one and Ghostbusters. I can’t remember any others wanting coffee. I’d have to check ;-)

[@miro965]

Oh well thats still funny and nice, do u like coffee tho :0?

[@PressStartToLaugh]

Quite a bit

[@beverlyarcher546]

Well Rookie is made fun of cause he's literally sleeping in everything he is in

[@jimmcctheabsolutemoron746]

Unfortunately I missed the stream boat doom Eternal but hey this video put a smile on my face