Primarch Poetry Sesh (Warhammer 40K AI meme)

Where's Malcador when ya need him?
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Art Credit
Sanguinius, Mortarion, and Roboute Guilliman by Johannes Helgeson
Fulgrim by Adrián Prado
Perturabo by Unknown source. Please let me know if you find the original artist.
Ferrus Manus by Alexey Potorochin
AI Voice Credit
Peter Weller as Roboute Guilliman
Steve Blum as Perturabo
Tom Hiddleston as Sanguinius
Takahata101 as Fulgrim
Sylvester Stallone as Ferrus Manus
Trump as Mortarion
Music Used: "Dark Monastery Chants" by Prometheus Studio
• Dark Monastery chants ...
*Perturabo Poem was partially made by ChatGPT
#warhammer40k #warhammer #warhammermemes #aimeme #primarch #warhammer40000 #fyp

[@GameVeteran86]

In retrospect, Ol’ Bobby G kept his promise.

[@brok56]

He even got Fathers approval and assistance for That galactic grade spanking of morty.

[@GameVeteran86]

@@brok56 only took him ten thousand years, but he kept that promise.

[@brok56]

@@GameVeteran86 an ultramar promise

[@patrickdees5256]

Oh boy did he ever. You can insult a man's business practice, call him "spastic," but you insult his home, and his parents, whom made him the man he is today? There is no mercy.

[@blacksabbath5300]

@@GameVeteran86”it may not be today, nor tomorrow”

[@samuelbedsole5089]

I love how Mortarion's bug-eyed stare seems to convey so many different emotions depending on the situation. From irreverent pride when he was talking shit to Robute to pure fear when Robute threatened him, it's amazing.

[@patrickdees5256]

When the blue berry isn't using charts, nor long winded rants on how he is going make you wish you could die: then you know he's truly angry.

[@Briselance]

That was no threat. That was a warning. Mr Stinker talked heavy trash about Big Bobby's adoptive mum and dad, and said he would bone the former and have her blow him? Morty's going to regret this.

[@GameVeteran86]

@@Briselance And Roboute would keep his promise.

[@ZeroONeal]

I'm sure he can roast Mortarion into Oblivion but the moment he put up the dukes it's a wrap for Bobby G unless some plot comes out of no where.

[@moilevin7088]

@@GameVeteran86and he did

[@lazymongoose9233]

I love Fulgrim's assessment of Horus.

[@GameVeteran86]

It’s not inaccurate.

[@NameName2.0]

Fulgrim is kinda the VIP in all of these...

[@discipleofdagon8195]

After listening to the pie song... I don't know but Fulgrim's definitely right

[@annhentaiuser6658]

No wonder why Girlyman was so desperate to deck Mortarion when he woke up.

[@NameName2.0]

Gullyband: Wakes up. Gullyband: Chooses fucking violence

[@dmgroberts5471]

Guilliman: (Yawn) "Oh, I'm alive again! Such wonder! Wait...there's something I need to do...what was it? Oh yes, Mortarion."

[@hordelord4759]

never talk shit about a primarch's mother

[@patrickdees5256]

Vulkan would probably have been just as angry, if not given a VERY disapproving dad voice at the insult.

[@GameVeteran86]

Everybody gangsta until Bobby G stops being polite.

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

Morty roasting The Emperor's limp dick feels in character to him. Ironic since that's his dad as well as Bobby's.

[@gamechanger8908]

​@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 I think he was talking about Konor Guilliman.

[@shaderunner8220]

​@@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 he was taking about konor guilliman, the man who raised roboute and the person he considers to be his true dad.

[@TheCOD4hero]

Sanguinius' voice is ON POINT

[@JakeSmith-em5sh]

And the personality is perfect for the dynamic.

[@Mr._Galaxywide]

We have seen Dorn's cold rage, but Bobby's furry will surpass even that.

[@patrickdees5256]

He didn't even bring up logistics, and that made me feel even more fearful.

[@shuukenji6585]

Soooo... Bobby has a Fursuit?

[@loganmerrill1223]

Theoretical: The poem could be about any "Bobby." Practical: I'm going to make Mortarion my bitch.

[@LordEmperorBoss]

He gave him an out. He gave him an out and he should have taken it when he had the chance.

[@pixelgun4789]

Horus is a best troll ever for sure. His prank's results can be seen ten thousand of years later.

[@alexross1816]

As Big E rends his son's soul asunder, the Lupercal's last words wafts on the breeze. "It was just a prank, father..."

[@HuevoBendito]

God, these fill the TTS-shaped hole in my heart. Keep up the good work!

[@jekabsojarsulskis9740]

Amen, brother, amen

[@scp-2348]

I miss my slick oiled aztec banana bois...

[@antonyschenk4513]

These shorts are now the official prequels to TTS, the Emperor demands it.

[@SnazzySazerac98]

@@antonyschenk4513very well. This is now canon

[@BrashHail]

By the Emporer's Throne they really do

[@patrickdees5256]

*10,000 years later* Guilliman: Jokes on you Morty, I'm getting more action than when the Eldars birthed Slaneesh!

[@daughter-of-loki1062]

With an Eldar, funnily enough.

[@patrickdees5256]

@@daughter-of-loki1062 the irony.

[@LordEmperorBoss]

Wait. When the Eldar birthed- *BOBBY NO!!!*

[@justyagre6296]

Morty looking at Isha "hold that thought."

[@kuafer3687]

Perty's poetry is surprisingly good ngl

[@BoatmayneThaUnsinkable]

Perturabo is secretly the best at almost everything, his spiteful and hateful attitude just eclipses his professionalism and expertise

[@discipleofdagon8195]

He's a cool dude, just had to deal with the gates of hell staring at him his entire life (for some reason he could always see the eye of terror regardless of distance in the sky) and being constantly used for shit he was good at but didn't like doing made him a bit angsty even before the emperor found him.

[@EligibleBubble]

I gotta say, Fulgrim’s voice is just… Perfect

[@michelveilleux123]

"Horus also said one of his favorite songs is unironically "Pie" by Dywane "the Rock" Johnson. Sometimes I can't tell if he's a himbo, or a brilliant troll." Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣

[@randombandit7389]

Please don't ever stop making these. You bring so much life to the primarches with these short audio drama skits. Truly a pleasure hearing these during my painting sessions.

[@voxcasttonowhereofficial]

I'm so honored that you're getting a good time out of my stuff, friend 😁

[@christopherholmes7324]

Hell yea! I want more of this! Do you hear me!? I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please and thank you!😊

[@slevinlaine]

@@voxcasttonowhereofficial What Random Bandit said, I second it. I have so much fun, rewatching this videos. And most important for me, it feels to me, that you understand how the Primarchs are (If I'm allowed to say that) and "show" them in that way.

[@jessezondlewski2597]

Wait you're painting while listening to this? How do you keep your hand steady while laughing!?

[@randombandit7389]

@@jessezondlewski2597 yes most of the time. I lost my shit during the metal bands video when curze broke into angrons house. So now I have like a pre hersey world eater with scribblly blood patterns on his helmet looks sick. Man I love the zoo.

[@shaderunner8220]

Talking shit is fine, but mortarion didn't know you should not bring someone's mother into this. Specially not someone as amazing as tarasha. Bobby kept his promise too, which makes this the icing on the cake. Also thank you from bringing fulgrim into this and not making him obnoxious but actually funny. He's my favourite primarch.

[@tekdragon1189]

I didn’t think I would agree with Fulgrim so much but here we are lol 😂

[@razor1.276]

I know the faces are just wallpaper or pic but when Gilman gave Morty that ultra mar promise that look Morty gave made him realize the drop pod size hole, he dug himself into😂😂😂

[@novemberpierce206]

Fulgrim getting interested was so sudden it cracked me up.

[@endwarAH80blackfoot]

Ferrus Stallone the chad of the group. XD

[@fernlander]

Guillimans response had me dying but Fulgrim at the end made the entire video. The humor is brilliant, please keep making these

[@Thyinternet]

At the risk of being Heretical I’m calling this what it is. TTS grade. Please please keep these coming, brilliant

[@voxcasttonowhereofficial]

Ah shit, I don't even deserve that compliment, Pseudo. 🥺 Bruva Albusa is a straight up legend, but I really appreciate you holding my videos in such esteem 🙏🏽

[@Thyinternet]

@@voxcasttonowhereofficial You’re keeping his spirit alive with these 🥲💪

[@ПавлинСтефанов]

You are not a heretic

[@onilord1830]

unfortunately that is true so it is heresy. fortunately i dont give a shit. "tosses you a bear".

[@ПавлинСтефанов]

@@onilord1830 "receive s a beer" thanks

[@jonahbrenner5597]

I love this watching the primarchs the immortal sons of the emperor of mankind acting like bickering siblings is so damn funny. Though I wish for more angron because I always imagine his as that very loud sibling every one has.

[@flithbrin]

Words cannot describe how perfect this was all the way to the very end.

[@captaintybahltofthebloodan6821]

Damm no wonder in godblight they had beef

[@hs-tdk]

To their surprise after 10000 years bobby g did it

[@andrewff6936]

Fulgrim in the end had me laughing

[@lkcdarzadix6216]

Can't wait for the Khan roasting of his brothers

[@De_La_Evo]

This is brilliant and I love they all have individual character

[@mango4138]

I like that ferrus is like the older brother of the primearchs

[@master-of-frogs5415]

These are fucking golden

[@TJK10]

I did not need that mental image of Morty spelling the alphabet, lol. But still, pretty funny, eh?

[@dmgroberts5471]

Fulgrim: "When you do that, can I watch?" Guilliman: "Will you keep your pants on?" Fulgrim: "I promise nothing!"

[@nightlordnorris4446]

Can't spell Gulliman without that G. Never forget that, Morty.

[@v10l3t40]

I need a Primarch TV show like this

[@oscarainekeane]

I love Fulgrim's change of attitude.

[@ritche444]

Didn't Fulgrim loved poetry? Then again, family gatherings like this must be really annoying.

[@voxcasttonowhereofficial]

He loves GOOD poetry 😁

[@onilord1830]

@@voxcasttonowhereofficial what are you talking about, peter turbo's was great. IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

[@elindVII]

​@@onilord1830 Perturabo's was not bad, at least he did homework and wrote lyrics. Which is more than might be expected. ;)

[@Zero01k]

@@elindVII I mean if you read Hammer of Olympia it's not that much of a stretch for Perty to be into poetry or know how to write poetry, he was into making artworks after all

[@elindVII]

@@Zero01k :) He did nice statues and I am sure he has to be great in drawing. And he would be great gamemaster if he try! But... writing? And poetry? 😮

[@herbert46lovecraft72]

Dat-booty guillamanjaru didn't appreciate that

[@HanyaPanya444]

Idk what but the mortarion voice being trump is really good

[@DumboBimbo02]

I don’t know how you keep coming up with great entertainment like this, but many thanks for these! Just as gold as the throne Big E lays on

[@KarlRockSme]

Top quality bonding between siblings right there. Love the content

[@NameName2.0]

Bobby G's cool calm threat was honestly so great, and I'm with Fulgrim, I need more of this.

[@D0geGaming]

Amazing content anon

[@elindVII]

1. Perturabo's poetry is surprisingly good. Or, at least, is not shitty. He should write much more and NOT about Dorn (or other brothers or Emperor). Damned. Now I want more "Perturabo write good stuff" in my life and have headcanon "Perty as grammar nazi of the crusade". 😂 2. Mortarion. Oh. My. Emperor. 😅 Boy, you are far less emotional stable than servitor during software upgrades. And you have no idea what are you doing. The backfire was glorious and how he doesn't expect that AFTER his shooting action... oh boy. 3. I expected Fulgrim would be nicer and has better social skills... but I don't complain! 4. I love your Ferrus. He's amazing and "the eldest sibling vibe" is... just... awwww ❤❤❤

[@voxcasttonowhereofficial]

I love how into it you are, Elind It really makes me wanna keep doin this for a long while, and I've noticed that everyone seems to love Sly Ferrus the most! He's definitely my favorite to write, just because of how balanced he is

[@giovannidevincenzi3376]

"And accirding to imperial records that glass b*ner is dead. At least Tarasha, 'Rah-rah' I call her, can finally give some head. Oops I mean get ahead I mean, I'm a giver and a receiver, know what I mean?" Bobby G: 🗿

[@michasalamon8315]

To be fair, Morty landed on Space Scotland so I think he has a right to bitch a little bit. I hope that if TTS ever returns, this will be how primarchs will be represented.

[@candersson60]

Mortarion is essentially the condensation of Discord-shitposters, isn't he?

[@voxcasttonowhereofficial]

He puts the literal *shit* in shitposters 😂

[@penpaperfury4179]

yeah no Tom Hiddleston's voice fits perfectly with Sanguinius

[@NameName2.0]

Bobby is so fucking cold here though, i love it.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

i love the ending! it's just so fulgrim!

[@artyomsaveli9681]

It's this sort of theatrics that made Morty popular at the Council of Nikea

[@GeneralBradley101VA]

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! GUILIDAD FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

10k years later Morty remembered and regreted talkin up his shit.

[@MrMuelltube]

It's like what they say: Talk shit, get hit!

[@dethem]

This is the most grimdank

[@The1Sorgente]

An alternate world where every primach goes to therapy

[@nicholasbenjamin2834]

I fucking love these

[@henrywhitmore8344]

I love that morty is just Donny T with a gas mask 😂

[@yetisnowmanthing3381]

OMFG dude please make more of these, they reminds me of tts so much and they are exquisite af

[@mandykarevicius9746]

I can't wait until Horus appears in one of these.

[@Mbeluba]

I'm bingig your videos. Man, I tell you this with all sincerity. You are a very good writer.

[@SignedWithBlood]

They can't all be Shakespeare. Especially Mortarion... Also Dark Monastery Chants as the background music? Awesome. Played that one several times.

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

Still awaiting the next debate of metal bands

[@BarBar_Binks]

Ferrus Manus is so supportive

[@RiverChaos]

Please keep this up 😂 This is gold!

[@ToTheNines87368]

Watching this one again, it’s so good, if there is a poetry sequel it’s should definitely involve Corvus Corax as he’s a walking Edgar Allen Poe reference 😂

[@bluefiresaiso2427]

I was expectin some trash content when I saw 2.7k views... but damn this video had me laugh and realize how underrated you are Hope this channel catch the youtube recommendation for you to grow

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

I think father was something beyond furious

[@rawrYou.]

That was great 😂

[@ackerman207]

I fucking love these, please keep them coming lmao

[@dil09ful]

Robot Gorillaman will let you make fun of his linguistic skills and maybe the color of the Ultramarines armor, but you never and I mean never bring Gillimom into the situation. Like Mike Jones keep her name outta your mouth.

[@ZestiDeath]

Good work big man

[@apostleoffate2028]

Gold

[@jessezondlewski2597]

Omg the unbridled savagery!

[@AlphaOmegon]

Rawbooty Girlyman didn't like that at all.

[@secondarytrollaccount]

Mortarion sounds like ai donald trump with an almost reverb effect without the reverb.

[@ToTheNines87368]

God I love these. Please please make more.

[@jahrjahr3760]

This is awesome man, i love every second of it

[@theghoul2303]

Do I hear Purdys Districk?

[@zeropelli7026]

You don't fuck with the tax man

[@curtishoward4470]

I have to say, Trump as Mortarian is and I cannot stress this enough FUCKING PERFECT!

[@InquisitorialOperator]

Im high asf and that almost killed me.

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

My god it's glorious.....*hydra dominatus*

[@gobihoukou1]

Poetry session without Ravenlord? That needs fixing in part 2.

[@yusifverdiyev7730]

bro please keep making these videos😂😂😂😂🗿🗿🗿💪💪

[@giangione82]

best writing best editing best everything!

[@Briselance]

Ferrus is "voiced" by Sylvester Stallone, Lionel by Henry Cavill, but what about the others, pray tell?

[@WestSideGorilla1980]

Geebus.

[@Ironbattlemace]

I laughed at Mortarions poisonous poem.

[@benvolkmann9678]

Dear Omnissiah is this the machine Spirit or is this heresy?

[@lockejaww]

And this is one of the reasons why Mortarion is my favorite Primarvh

[@Octabius4]

My lungs 🤣🤣🤣

[@ianstewdawg]

I’m losing my shit rn laughing so hard.

[@matttan8066]

Fulgrim is best and morty

[@InvisibleYogurt]

i love these

[@josephjenott931]

Rule 1: don't fuck with Gillimom.

[@MountainScottsman]

This is therapy

[@dougneon9550]

Not only are these funny but you can send them to the uninitiated and they'll learn a little about the primarchs. Their rivalries and hatreds or who's loyalist and who's a traitor

[@voxcasttonowhereofficial]

I would LOVE for these vids to reach people who are unfamiliar with the beautifully dense lore we adore so much. Hopefully, I can get my podcast kicking to help, but the memes are easier on me to make. Thank you for enjoying the memes! 😁

[@deadveight]

Is Sanguinius Tom Hiddleston? 🤔🤔

[@paigewilson5585]

I love Morty 🤣🤣🤣 he's such a shit-stirring bastard

[@joshbeaty4525]

Absolutely brilliant.