Primis Edward Richtofen’s FUNNIEST Quotes of All Time (Call of Duty Zombies Greatest Hits)

[@thesenate4743]

Nolan North is incredible, over thousands of hours Playtime and i still laugh when the good old "WUNDERBAR" drops lol All 4 Voiceactors are pretty much what we know as our Characters, they give them a Soul

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

hello there, fellow white friend.

[@anonymouslegion3603]

Dude when he said “I will pry my Wunderwaffle from your insides) lol

[@themastergluesniffer]

Wait that’s Nolan north didn’t he voice merasmus from TF2 Halloween

[@zOMGGaiaOnline]

@@themastergluesniffer the medic as well in expiration date, surprisingly enough

[@rydergilbertson6803]

@@themastergluesniffer he’s done so many voices in so many games and animated series

[@talion4abt588]

"What I chew... I chew only to secure, a better tomorrow."

[@Wolfrik115]

•Staar• 6:03

[@scarlettkara2762]

This quote is, strangely, extremely amusing for me. Like. Extremely. ... I giggle a little internally until I chortle a bit whenever I think about Richtofen say it.

[@eereree]

“Remember, Edward, you do not to swallow if you do not want to.”

[@Jav3ra]

6:02

[@Jav3ra]

@@Wolfrik115 oh i didnt see you

[@dunduoe5730]

2:30 "war is inveidibubul..i- inevidible- WAR IS COMING FOR SURE!"

[@panchito_1002]

HE IS COMING

[@_r._7513]

Richtofen: 5:59 Also Richtofen: 6:03 I can imagine one Richtofens talking to each other with this. Just one of them saying “You don’t have to swallow if you don’t want to.” and the other one, with a strange but innocent look on his face and a mouthful of gobblegum saying “What I chew… I chew only to secure a better tomorrow.”

[@0Stark24]

My current mood rn 8:23

[@Paper7144]

Same bro

[@acethehunter7898]

This was me when I saw the ending of tag der toten

[@BasicallyADemon]

I wonder if he's okay, but it's relatable.

[@insanis1805]

Zometimes i reely du just vant to cörl up in a corna und cri

[@themastergluesniffer]

@@Paper7144 ok that’s too relatable

[@s0m3fl00fyb3an]

"I can build a particle accelerator from scratch, but I can't nail. ONE. BOARD. STRAIGHT."

[@letsharlemshake]

Richtofen doin an impression of the other characters is gold(Nolan doin a German accent and also doing other accents with a German accent is skill)

[@rich81875]

What I do! I do only to secure a better tomorrow... - Edward Richtofen

[@speckledcephalopod5478]

*chew* *chew* “what I chew, I chew only a better tomorrow”6:04

[@whis3791]

5:11 When the box gives me an Argus on Round 20

[@ThatGuyLobter]

This is true

[@ralphmarbler27]

More like Pharo or Gorgon

[@Suguru_Geto69]

Bro that gun is good

[@whis3791]

@@Suguru_Geto69 I don't like it. I know it's good, I just don't like it.

[@bun1877]

Lmaoooo

[@zombies4evadude24]

10:55 That’s really hot not gonna lie...

[@TacoTakeo]

oooooooo agree

[@BiggerBatz]

yes i agree to ;3

[@mamaelloco]

Dempsey is so suggestive with it! Lol bc he told Richtofen to do it..... ;) nah jk

[@LipstickSuccubus]

Facts 😻

[@Skroodlearandomfool]

God.... It is

[@AbsoluteLad9785]

8:23 - When its round 30 and the box gives me a RK7 Garrison or a KAP 45

[@acethehunter7898]

Bruh you too huh 😂

[@zombiedude-dk7lc]

TRUE

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"Oh, you can just fuck off, Box!" Richtofen when I got the Locus in a match of Gorod Krovi once upon a time.

[@willlauzon3744]

Level 41. Have only enough for one box spin. Ballistic knife. Completely out of ammo....... died. Also I've noticed two types of players in online play. Those who go straight to the box and gamble what few points they have for a chance at a wunder weapon. And those like me who can survive with a Thompson, mp40 and a Bowie knife until round 25.

[@skillzz1877]

12:25 his little laugh was cute 😂💕💕

[@TacoTakeo]

Ikr :D 💕

[@belle_of_the_moll]

tehe

[@BasicallyADemon]

hecc it really is-

[@Skroodlearandomfool]

*hot*

[@lukelaws3545]

11:25 is my favorite 👌🏾

[@MURRAH5]

@@Ser374 LOL NGL HONESTLY I KINDA WANNA SEE BRIAN TRY TO DO A RICHTOFEN IMPRESSION NOW... HE CAN DO GOLLUM BUT CAN HE DO ZHE DOCTAH...

[@baldwinablog5897]

Tinny weeny ones Ah soo cute

[@gumiscott6340]

12:58 That's it, that's the best quote (imo of course) from any Richtofen to have existed~

[@thatblooguy]

3:43 jesus christ the way he said "WITH BULLETS"

[@Hotaru_Kagayaku]

"ZE DOCTOR CAN NOT BE BRIBED!!! Unless...you have a lot of money 👀"

[@A_Rotisserie_Chicken]

3:36 Richtofen being a mood.

[@UnOfficiallyRekt]

12:26 lmfao

[@Starlight-by3cf]

*"Dempsey is incredibly stupid"*

[@BiggerBatz]

13:08 richtofen started the 'its fine meme'...i luv him he is cute ;3

[@arilution]

MindlessMaggot28 so i’m assuming i’m not the only person who has a crush on a cod zombies character 🥺 i like dempsey but richtofen is really funny-

[@shinygoblin4503]

@@arilution ooooookayyy

[@ieatdeart4903]

"Without bullets I'll have to resort to SHTABING"

[@zenith_soundcloud]

7:49 Goth kids be like

[@malow8552]

Kinda true

[@SilentHotdog28]

"We must operate on his head WITH BULLETS!!!" Amazing haha.

[@pierre-olivierlefrancois8440]

Such a good mix of Stewie, Jack Sparrow and Joker :)

[@r_E_sponsibility]

"I wield a shield, an electrical shield!" "Can it be the dg3? The dg3 that's just for me?" I think we know which one is better

[@oliverheppenstall8328]

4:24

[@insanis1805]

8:23 "zometimes i reely du ust vant to cörl up in corner und cry"

[@UzumakiAndrew369]

"According to the article, spider webs tend to be very strong...BuT lOoK, i'M tEaRiNg RiGhT tHrOuGh ThEm WiThOuT eVeN tRyInG!"

[@mafikdew78]

😂

[@Kanyewestalternatearchives]

Richtofen truly was: the favorite, funniest, and the best

[@MrMagungabus]

“Where is a simple minded fool when you need one? *DEMPSEY!!!* “

[@F.I.B1]

*Zombie nosies*

[@MrMagungabus]

@@F.I.B1 even the zombies got some good lines lmao

[@rickywood8805]

Blops1 richtoffen was the funniest by a long shot. Always makes me laugh when he says 'WONDERBRA' 😂😂

[@adgamer_7841]

"I once tried to climb in the pack a punch machine to... enhance myself... it failed"

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Can't blame him. I think we'd all let that intrusive thought win.

[@SnatchyMrAvi1]

Now I can fiddle with my golden rod. But that is one of my favorites

[@zombies4evadude24]

“At least I can find some comfort fiddling with my golden rod. Ahahahah.

[@Radiaqueosse]

The voice actor of Richtofen will not be in cold wars Me: 5:11

[@acethehunter7898]

I think this was everybody with this and that zombies mode in multiplayer that is delayed

[@chezlord1094]

where is my “ennie minne mighty SHOTGUN!!”😭😭

[@SoulKitsuneyt]

It's quotes from Primis Richthofen not Ultimis

[@chezlord1094]

@@SoulKitsuneyt ohhhh 🥲

[@ieatdeart4903]

"I need to find more ammunition ahhhh ahhhhhh"

[@daniroseheart620]

Richthofen: What does LMG mean? Dempsey: LET ME GO DUMBASS🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brunaalexandra27]

12:20 AYOOO WHY IS THIS HOT?!

[@johndino4265]

Patience is a virtue... THAT. I. DO. NOT. HAVE!

[@zboy1152]

8:23 *gets a teddy bear in the box after getting a terrible weapon*

[@StevenSagerIsSuperEpic]

No touchy the doctor, unless he asks.

[@sierrafowler705]

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened- Dr Zeus

[@zombies4evadude24]

The Greek God of Wisdom. Zeus is very smart

[@johntaylor7256]

I still love Richthofen 😂

[@andrewcoble1834]

From 12:50 on he's hilarious. But I have to say my favorite is 12:56.

[@VR00100]

Really gonna miss his arguments with dempsey

[@MattMox86]

All of them made me laugh but Still my favorite is, “Now you could fit into a gumball machine... and I could have a piece of you for a quarter. WHO HAS A QUARTER?! Dempsey?”

[@thegreatmarondraith8741]

I take your pain! I put my straw in it!!! *SLSLLLUUUURRRRPPP* AND I DRINK IT UP!!!

[@JoJoFJ]

I did consider keeping him as a pet.

[@GirlGamerHacker]

"there you are, sturdy as a moist towelette"

[@sora034]

Primis Richtofen: I will help you Nikolai Ultimis Richtofen: I WILL HELP YOU NIKOLAI!!!! 7:21 And this is what scientist do when they want to give something a complicated named.

[@rickywood8805]

I like the let there be light one from der eisendrach. And the ones where he contradicts or reverses the first part of his quote

[@ralphmarbler27]

Richtofen roasts Takeo and Nikolaï all the time 😂

[@Sumvrkid]

“Do not let death take you away Dempsey… tomorrow, maybe but not today!”

[@negativeburst9636]

I can't choose if primis, ultimus Richtofen, or primis Nicholea are my favorite

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Richtofen said "Let zer be light!" "......did it work?!"

[@JxP_YT]

I miss the old Richtofen it’s sad that the primis crew not coming to Cold War

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

I would love to have him gush over the DIE or Ray-K… or hear the other operators talk about how Batshit insane he is

[@8BitPreston]

U missed the best one from Gorod: “Oh you can just fuck off box”

[@squiggly4751]

I love Edward

[@GabetheSquid]

8:07 whenever I play Mario party with friends

[@willlauzon3744]

Patience is a virtue.....THAT I DO NOT HAVE

[@Talam]

My favorite all time

[@metalbrain5169]

“I can build a particle accelerator from scratch” did he build the machine on die maschine? Projekt endstation was a German occupied facility in Poland, it would make sense for him to be involved in that since he’s german. If not him then crazy Richthofen could have been involved.

[@zombies4evadude24]

I don’t believe there’s a natural version of Richtofen in the CW universe. The director is Eddie, who grew up like Samantha to resemble Richtofen 2.0. That version of him is in his late 20s or early 30s so we can safely assume The Director is the same age, meaning he spawned into the conjoined universe in the 1950s as Cold War takes place in the 80s. This means Eddie could not have taken part in the Endstation experiments cause that occurred in the decade before when he was still a child. The upcoming Shi No Numa remake seems to confirm the lack of a natural Richtofen too, as in this timeline Richtofen didn’t create the Wunderwaffe.

[@metalbrain5169]

@@zombies4evadude24 yeah but Richthofen didn’t grow up to become the director until Cold War. I’m referring to either primis or ultimis Richthofen because they could have made the particle accelerator at some point before they sacrificed themselves to collapse the multiverse.

[@Arjaysucks]

@@metalbrain5169 highly doubt because when they died the paradox ended and all the things that came from it was sent back to the Aether

[@metalbrain5169]

@@Arjaysucks yeah but the particle accelerator did not use element 115. Richthofen could have built the thing without using anything relevant to the original storyline. The machine was then obviously activated after they sacrificed themselves to collapse the multiverse.

[@YourL0calRoach]

8:23 mood.

[@trashismynameboi4481]

6:02 Richtofen asmr

[@TheKirBoi]

I can only hear the Medic.

[@AlexWithington]

He is a more emotional medic which is why I prefer him over medic but medic is awesome

[@heavenice977]

@@AlexWithington THEY'RE BOTH AWESOME 😫💝💖💕💞💗

[@AlexWithington]

@@heavenice977 never said they weren't both cool

[@m.guerra4205]

11:29 Me to my dogs every 30 secounds i see them

[@I_am_sped]

12:50 is my favorite.

[@ShrimpAlfredo_wz]

One time I head richtofen saying “ think I like you doctor monty, you have balls, gum balls.” 🤨

[@yazidefirenze]

Nolan North could make a conversation between the TF2 Engineer (he voiced the Engineer in Expiration Date) and COD Zombies Richtofen "Woah. Easy there, pardner." "Ah, hello! You must be ze Engineer! Dell, was it? I've heard much about you." "What, you appreciate my work?" "Ja, ja. Specifically ze Sentry Gun. Wonderful way of elimination. Say, I have a question for you." "Question? Well, go right ahead." "How effective would zis be against ze undead?" "Zombies?" "Ja, zhat." "Well I've not had the actual living dead to test it on. Except on Full Moons and Halloween. And occasionally at random." "Hm. What were ze results?" "Same as normal. Then again, these zombies had guns." "Interesting. Mind giving me ze blueprints?" "Sorry, pardner. Not allowed to give them out." "Ah, oh well. Still a great dimension." "Dimension?" "Ja, this is Dimension 680. I took the role of your Doctor's Grandfather. Luckily the undead were wiped out before now."

[@icantthinkofadecentusernam6690]

Can we have an origins conversational quotes video (Samantha included)

[@night_snake6560]

Man i love richtofen hes hilarious

[@bigrandy100]

I like the first ever Richtofen, he's my favorite.

[@Talam]

What's everybody's favorite quote?

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

"Self Diagnosis: I AM FUCKING DYING DOWN HERE!" Something along those lines when Primis Richtofen goes down in Alpha Omega.

[@thomashernandez6536]

My favorite quote is from Sara Michelle Gellar. "What are you, the paparazzi or something?" Because my buddy would always sing "papa, paparazzi" after that. Lol

[@talemfavouritemapisthetort3758]

OBama.

[@zombies4evadude24]

You remind me of subject 672 (or some number i forgot) except you make less noise when I stick things in you. -Richtofen Fucker caught me NAPPING! -Dempsey You may take my soul but you will not take my VODKA! -Nikolai (Classified) I hear the mournful cry of the wolves... -Primis Richtofen (Blood of the Dead)

[@Vince-bb9wk]

The ammo one 😂

[@Saladass-kc1hh]

"But enough about Demsey!"

[@Reconb122]

What about the one in blood where he drinks the potion and says "ohh that wasn't so ba.. it's revolting

[@atomicreactor6033]

Pretty sure that was a neurotoxin... Oh well

[@Reconb122]

@@atomicreactor6033 there we go thats the word thank you

[@atomicreactor6033]

@@Reconb122 He says both. And when he says, "I probably shouldn't have drank that on an empty stomach", is what I say when I drink a Monster on an empty stomach.

[@Reconb122]

@@atomicreactor6033 you and me both

[@MrOgge50]

Richtofen’s quotes from Origins are not as funny as his others but I still like him from origins because we were just coming off of the black ops 1 maps and the victis maps from black ops 2 where he was just completely insane the whole time so at the time it was nice to see a more human version of Richtofen

[@skillzz1877]

12:30 😂LMFAO

[@salatieljyrustumanan4929]

5:11 is a mood on Mondays unt Sundays

[@ailith7364]

He is so cute i cant 😭

[@J-meh2102]

11:20 That was a great roast 😂

[@Sam_The_Game_Dev]

You forgot: "My schpider is ze best schpider"

[@W0LFB3AT5]

Sounds like Nathan Drake undergoing mood swings. 😆 Also I know it’s voiced by Nolan North.

[@mr5.56Gang]

Dempsey once told me that L.M.G stood for LICK MY GIBLETS

[@Cringe_Lord]

Im pretty sure he was lying So i grabbed him and demanded what it actually meant

[@Elena-jj6eb]

@@Cringe_Lord he said “let me go dumbass” I did not know it was LMGD

[@ryanluker7223]

He said “Let Me Go Dumbass!” I didn’t know it was L.M.G.D.

[@willlauzon3744]

Richtofen (primis) was the majority of the reason I bought waw, blops 1 and 2 and all the dlcs. This dude was hilarious. I remember my roommate introducing me to the blops 1 campaign and I was like "meh". Then we played zombies, I got richtofen and I went nuts. He liked Nicholi.

[@roshango125ab]

My favorite is on zets that was left out. "Dempsey would be over the moon....oh, was that in bad taste?"

[@alexvarlotta9586]

9:28 "this cannot be what i think it is!!! I was right! IT WASN'T!"

[@yeezee2383]

Patients is a virtue hehehe...THAT I DO NOT HAVE!

[@YT.Ghost05]

1:41

[@draconis191]

5:23 this sometimes plays when you get a weapon from the mystery box

[@tyalindemann245]

primis : ‘if only i had a third hand ! wait… what am i saying « if only i had a third hand »? that’s insane clearly, i need four !’ ultimis : ‘if only i had a third hand… instead of the third leg.’ ah, i truly don’t know if it’s a glowdown or a glowup :)

[@The-Big-Boss]

Weirdly I think some of the best lines are from bo4 I guess thry thought the game is broken and sucks so lets make em laugh and cry

[@atomicreactor6033]

One that caught me off guard was when I was running Blood of the Dead as Richtofen. I had the Tommy Gun and I was headed towards the gondola and he came out with, "This would not have happened if we had fully supported public schools." I about died right there on the spot

[@SilentPlayer1999]

“You wouldn’t take candy from a baby would you? I would. In fact, I think I have”

[@mafikdew78]

Miss bo3 so much good old days

[@kyledecoteau1279]

I wasn't sad about Dr. R's sacrifice, if you think about it, primis R is the original from bo3

[@Z3R0AV]

I wield a shield on a electic field BARSSSS

[@Matthew-np9fk]

5:11 7:50

[@Starlight-by3cf]

"I am often given more than enough rope to hang myself" i like that quote

[@negativeburst9636]

5:02 Richtofen makes a reference to the monkey emojis see no evil hear no evil and say no evil when he gets a monkey bomb

[@thatblooguy]

the saying actually originates FAR beyond the emojis, it's from the japanese pictorial maxim, the three wise monkeys

[@aidanhughes5664]

Emojis huh.

[@dextroyer2085]

8:23 is relatable

[@isaiahholland1816]

Let me go dambass🤣

[@nikolaieuTTV]

If it is Primis Richtofen who is talking to Stulinger in the victis maps, doesn't that mean that Tranzit must have been before 1945 since Primis Richtofen was killed in The Giant in 1945?

[@zombies4evadude24]

No, Ultimis Richtofen is the one talking to Victis in Tranzit, Die Rise, and Buried. In the comics, Undead Ultimis Richtofen still speaks to Stulinger, but he works under the direction of Primis Richtofen so they could get the Kronorium and the additional blood vials. It wasn’t until Botd where Primis Richtofen and Stulinger could directly communicate telepathically because of the Lighthouse interfering with the aether and time/space. Then when he died he went back to hearing Ultimis Richtofen. I know it’s confusing, but that’s zombies for ya lol

[@DHEgamer-oc5qf]

I love this