Primitive DEFINE Full Review

[@hellicarP]

You should ask your missis about what defines “full length”

[@zacho7012]

You’ll find out for a 10 dollar Patreon exchange

[@sukice]

Ayo

[@Pussysnacker3000]

@@zacho7012 ayo

[@christophervargas5112]

Ayo

[@graxjpg]

Ato

[@phfromcanada4154]

Wade is 37 too, he was already a local legend almost two decades ago when I started skating so it really hit me with some emotions to see him and prod opening such a great vid after all these years

[@giftedhater3087]

That’s insane it didn’t even occur to me to Google his age

[@VMac3]

Bro seriously? I feel like skaters are getting into their prime at 30+ these days instead of 18-25 like it used to be, pretty nutty! Had no idea he and prod were the same age, insane inspiration that is

[@spacewolfRIFF]

You know those “extremely satisfying” memes/compilations. This part is the skateboarding version of those. Truly, a career defining piece of work. It ain’t everyday we see a part where every single clip is so gotdang clean that the steez és Fabuloso™️

[@spacewolfRIFF]

@@giftedhater3087 so if PRod is the Bron of skateboarding, it’s safe to assume that Wade D, the D Wade of skateboarding, right!?!🫠

[@grizzlysteelo]

WADE IS THIRTY FUCKING SEVEN JESUS CHRIST, good for him

[@skateplusrice]

Say what u will about primitive and their aesthetic quality n corniness, but u gotta respect how they have all their riders put out footage and full length videos

[@lb0272]

isnt that expected that people paid for getting clips get clips?

[@biggiecheese2851]

@@lb0272 you would think so but some teams have skaters who haven’t had any clips in a minute

[@talon6097]

@@biggiecheese2851 like kader

[@abapicalabaculus3593]

@@talon6097 kb

[@lb0272]

@@biggiecheese2851 you are right that some skaters dont drop clips but it is expected of them and they shouldnt (imo) get praise for it. its literally their job.

[@chromegnats]

“He’s so stanced up, he can’t be pitched.” 😂

[@somfierce]

Didn't expect the Sematary name drop

[@roastbeefy0weefy]

This format was prefect, felt like 20 minutes

[@krystianziolkowski3609]

glad you're doing something about these repost channels. This fella doesnt miss

[@SekiaHill]

R.I.P to all the other Gifted Hater clip channels, Freaked out child in the woods was the 1st channel I've seen in my recommended with his live clips. So I'm glad the clips of his streams will still be available, but not to such an extreme where every single time I open up KZbin I am bombarded with all these different videos on Gifted hater's opinion on everything.

[@Sciencef1ction]

Tell me why I’m up at 2am watching an addicted slater video... your open commentary on skating is very refreshing

[@full6330name]

Franky 100 % fits on Primitive. Everybody is so damn good including him but his style and trick selection is so different compared to the entire group. He sticks out in the best possible way. You watch this video just once and for sure you remember Franky. Great career decision.

[@ibebrett]

I fully agree.. Primitive having a skater like Franky on their roster is a must! ..hoping they add a couple more "Franky's" to the team in near future, cuz I'd def be okay with that lol

[@Lilkkakakiki]

Ya they need to add me Fs

[@full6330name]

I can imagine a kid in 2009 playing ea skate after watching Fully Flared,having the same trick selection as Carlos Ribeiro in 2022 in real life.

[@MrJordanSilver]

i cosign all the wade d praise and agree that franky seems well taken care of and appreciated by his sponsors.

[@bovedli]

Wade D switch flip front feebled a handrail like 16 years ago…

[@drinkingpoolwater]

"strobecks waited his entire life for an interaction like that" LOL. that had me dying. and they put it in black and white. such an iconic FU.

[@kus88]

You think that was a genuine interaction? PRod paid the guy's an actor.

[@drinkingpoolwater]

@@kus88 even if it was fake they were clowning supreme.

[@winstoncigarette1598]

not iconic.. cold take.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

@@kus88 Doesn't matter at all. It's a great moment.

[@Ateamdeferred]

@@kus88 Who are you, Q or something?

[@BetterSkateThanNever]

loved this, hope you do lots more of these. never thought i'd have time for commentary like this but the future is a wild place for this old head

[@dylaytch]

Been arguing with my wife, I saw gifted hater posted and just walked out

[@runaway_hideout]

Real as fuck.

[@infinidominion]

It's really for the best

[@cordellking6360]

Sounds more like a gf to me

[@lovebug9696]

congrats

[@cwatson42785]

Hope you went back to an apology and a nice cooked meal. As well as the laundry done. 🍻

[@marshalmiller1323]

We’ve reached a level of irony in skating that a fisheyed strawberry milkshake in between two ledge tricks would probably be sick

[@colinlee1237]

Ah yes miles Silvas, the Megan fox of skating

[@David3oyd]

Wade D is so insanely clean. He never pops his board an inch higher than he needs to, its so fucking controlled it's insane

[@thepancakemann]

Wade D skating in Toronto better than I've ever seen anyone do it was a real milestone for me. Shout outs to the Canadian boys.

[@Sl33PY3Y3Z97]

The more I watch your videos the more I like you, and I find your opinions very relatable 👍 thank you for the content and please keep it up :)

[@Toms-Basement]

Alright king 👑 no more videos from the streams, sorry for the trouble

[@giftedhater3087]

It’s okay, I appreciate your enthusiasm honestly. It’s just making my life kind of difficult xD

[@ElDiggityDog]

[@oliveroad]

We have to protect the man, not endanger him

[@nitbits]

@@giftedhater3087 joe really hitem with the xD

[@Wladislav]

Wade Desarmo is a perfectionist and it really shows. Easily my favourite part of the video as well. Great style, execution, and trick selection.

[@home_taping]

I had no idea Giovanni Vianna's injury was so bad. I was really sad he didn't get a full length part in this. He is one of my favorites.

[@souluti0n]

With GV the video would‘ve been 1.5h long ❤

[@jamesl8296]

You should do some video reviews on some of the classics - would be good to hear takes on Stay Gold, Menikmati, Mosaic, In Bloom, Jump off a building etc. I grew up watching all that stuff and it would be interesting to hear a modern take on it. Bit of an education for the kids too.

[@soydave1988]

That would make for good content haha

[@souluti0n]

Menikmati is untouchable. Period. ❤

[@eatassonthefirstdate]

He won't do it cuz "old heads" ...... For some reason this kid forgets Kareem was ollieing picnic tables long ways and tre flipping over them sideways in fuckin 1996, as if nothing was happening over 20 years ago😂 kids today are fucking stupid.

[@thomevans4018]

The points about Franky make perfect sense but also, if he left for a hipster brand what makes him special there? Wouldn’t he just blend in if he was on like krooked or something? Idk to me be stands out on primitive and it does more for him on top of everything Joa said.

[@FRIGIDBASTARDS]

I’ve heard that the chief wasn’t too thrilled when franky left zero. Called him the “funny fat kid”. Franky is perfect conundrum from primitive. As the rest them are “perfect fit” for the brand.

[@ejwhite]

"Leave the hating to the professionals." lol, i'm dead

[@larryc5361]

Spot on about Tiago's pro model shoe. It's a favorite among the nursing home set. Pairs well with a walker using tennis balls around the leg base for proper slide.

[@PissBlaster2k]

I'm 35, love and skate his shoe and I feel this comment

[@larryc5361]

@@PissBlaster2k lol nice man. Thanks for replying a year later. I tried on a pair of the Tiagos. Love the cupsole. Just not a fan of the toe box.

[@DEFilmProductions]

My friend once put me on the phone with wade while he was at Woodward and wade was the nicest guy, not only for talking to me but how he talked to me. Such a nice guy and amazing skater

[@mvrk3d]

When the review is almost as long as the original video

[@bassist789]

Yeah…cuz he’s watching the video as he reviews it…

[@shmooveyea]

full length review

[@RyanRad01]

Thank you for addressing the clip channels🤘🏼

[@nevaragon6291]

babe wake up gifted daddy just uploaded a youtube video

[@funkydankspliff]

Gifted daddy lmao

[@gelatozaragoza1990]

24:54 is that not a varial heel out? For it to be lazer wouldn’t it be like an extra shuv rotation?

[@CricketLegz__]

100% a varial heel

[@skeight9664]

The rare pokémon comment 🤣🤣 you had me dead bro that was spot on

[@ThePsihopaats]

FYI 14:52 is Nollie to blunt to fakie

[@GregMuniz7]

Wades part blew my mind. Amazing part.

[@eatassonthefirstdate]

Dude Ribiero destroys his fckin part. Wade plateau'd like 7 yrs ago

[@blazeyou]

I agree with the last part you talked about the re-upload stuff. Hope people understand tho

[@Ejazzle]

Dude frankys part was such a breath of fresh air. It got me through to the end.

[@dirtvegan]

They give Frankie three Oreos and a Pepsi every time he lands a trick no way he’s leaving primitive.

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

HAHAHA

[@victor667yo]

Fucking dead 😂

[@funkydankspliff]

Bro lmaoooo, if that’s what it takes tho keep him on b

[@jadizzlemyniz]

The Wade pants adjustment part has me crying man! lol

[@Jacobunny]

Nice with the early Megan Fox analogy then circling back to the Transformers analogy at the end 👨🏾‍🍳-😘

[@lukasboraski2729]

Love the wade comment. I remember being 16 him and Spencer hamilton I have not stopped following. Im 33 now. We talk about fakin a style in skateboarding. Kelly said wades a unicorn. There is nothin fake about this man. Love seein footage of this guy

[@cptcarl83]

I tired 3 times to watch this video. I enjoyed it, great skating, just lost interest half way through (like you mentioned). Your commentary made this SO much better. The breakdowns, opinions and insights were tops. Really super job.

[@undercoverelf6_760]

You should cover “Sour Solution III”. I would wanna see what you think of it

[@Bb186fo]

I honestly had the same critiques, I was hesitant to voice them because it makes me feel like someone gave me a awesome present and i immediately complained about it lol Towards the middle and on the tricks and skaters started blurring together a bit. A mix of it bieng a longer video for 2022 A.D.D. attention spans, them having a large team, and all of said team having nearly identical dress/skating styles (Besides Frankie Villani). I fought and fought to keep the Gifted Hater out of me, but I couldn't fight it anymore and let him in. And ya know what? It feels pretty good.

[@GregMuniz7]

I’ve heard Brian peacock is hella cool. Good af too.

[@maxonteamone]

I see you with the hardcore moves in the intro tough guy

[@Jeremyramone]

Much respect for praising the nollie pop shuv.

[@q-dart1182]

I live for the William Strobeck disses

[@dajovajr]

Wade is king of geto boi swag. RIP smoke. I fell asleep after his part and then i revisited frankie's part and i got the vibe of the whole vid

[@dajovajr]

Tiago's part might be my favorite though had to go rewatch after this

[@dajovajr]

Also love to hear that you're working with people who are willing to help you create more content. The pressure you feel to put out more shit should not be all on your shoulders and it has been so far which is pretty impressive

[@supernewuser]

I've had tons of vhs videos from back in the day that were 10-30 minutes long. To me a full length is just a video with an intro, multiple parts, a credits section and hopefully a bails section. I feel like most foundation videos are around 20-30 minutes long.

[@misterjoedickinson]

Super sad we didn't see more Giovanni. Hope he recovers and gets back out there soon

[@lukemate2783]

What happened

[@misterjoedickinson]

@@lukemate2783 I think ankle injury or maybe acl tear. Last I saw he was rehabbing it and doing some mellow stuff on Instagram

[@Primitive47]

His 4th quarter part was amazing, hope we get to see him back soon

[@otterdonnelly9959]

8:10 Also funny to point out Wade is wearing a modern on-field replica jersey (even if it is of the Nike era the MLB is in now). Real on-field Yankee jerseys don't have player names on them. The team and league sells them to girlfriends, kids, and the new company transplants who get free tickets to games. But for the mere fact Nyjah pulled off #posermode in an entirely different sport while performing in his own is something I have to applaud. The vomit ALMOST left my mouth. Fashion god, moving bowels.

[@Ghastly8P]

gifted singer

[@Hollywood_breen]

I hate when a video is only 20mins but I also get bored if the video is longer than 20 mins. Yes king

[@Its_angel727]

“ DEFINE these nutz “ 😂😂

[@mulekezicanorole]

hyped by the wade part, always one my favs, but i missed tre flips, i feel he wanted to get rid of his tre flipper status, before you go and bail a tre flip on a hip in tampa, in your first run, after everybody thinks " this man , yeah.. tre flips"

[@StanielBapes]

Tiagos shoes do look geriatric as fuck, but man are they comfortable. Shit, maybe I am getting old if that's why I bought a pair.

[@Primitive47]

Haha I want a pair yo 🤣

[@eye4eyelights]

Franky for Sci-Fi Fantasy

[@funkydankspliff]

Eeeee that would be beast

[@mathexpert9980]

dam hour long vid, this is gold

[@CollinGill7]

watching in parts is a good call, i tried to watch all at once and made it to trent and then finished the next day and even that was crazy ledge trick overload, crazy good part overall though i loved carlos and frankys parts and it was super cool to see paul still putting it down

[@Jerrywasaracecardriver225]

Everyone go listen to “my name is mud” by primus and tell me that giftedhater and les claypool don’t have the exact same voice

[@catethps]

FUCK you're right

[@Jerrywasaracecardriver225]

@@catethps it’s insane!!

[@bokloki6057]

as a Primus fan, I agree. p.s. Primus sucks!

[@JaGGeR-]

Yoooooo

[@Jerrywasaracecardriver225]

@@bokloki6057 primus sucks!!

[@basedwood]

Frankie would be sick on krooked his egg shapes are sick

[@smeegain3657]

Enjoyed this. Thanks. Get well soon.

[@posmaster22]

Tiago fake to blunt down hubba is at UMass Amherst I believe. I could barely crooked that thing,it is way bigger than it looks in the footage.

[@pogoMena]

I love how these guys are all good as fuck but still getting roasted for their shoes and stuff lol. I cant get enough of this content fr

[@SkateboardDad]

I'm excited about boring Mikemo's addition to the team.

[@DopeboySpoon]

Love how he had his own part drop a week before Define dropped and everyone thought it was the throwaway footage

[@simonbennett6202]

Honestly same, thanks boring Ben Degros

[@eatassonthefirstdate]

Boring mike mo? Boring..... The level of disrespect....

[@cillianfitzpatrick7246]

gifted hater Sematary reference:0 POGGERSS!!!!

[@Christophe_L]

Back in the days all we got was full length videos. I think I took them like magazines, read a few pages here and there whenever I felt like. I couldn't finish watching them full because of too much stoke lol.

[@jonasgrnbek7113]

Bs tail laser? That has to be varial heel if there are any rules left to skateboard trick naming

[@cincodollins3638]

Turbo Beast mode time

[@shaolinotter]

theres like 5 people ever that could rock the aladin pants. including muska

[@drinkingpoolwater]

kalis did it best back in the day.

[@ihatekadersylla9046]

Primitive is the best zumiez supplier.

[@jamermcgoof3316]

It’s clobberin’ time☢️😈

[@mattDnelson]

“backtail lazer out”😭 i woulda thought it was a v-heel out

[@CricketLegz__]

100% was a varial heel

[@Johncenasuncle]

Spot on ab the ankle socks

[@Sciencef1ction]

Don’t lie you would kill for those monster x thrasher sweats, It’s late and I’m not afraid to run it in the comments.

[@orange3898]

Freaked out child co-sign let’s fucking go love that dudes edits

[@crustbucket05]

Definitely turnt it up in the beginning

[@cheeetch729]

A full-length gifted hater review! On my first viewing I almost finished the whole thing

[@codyquagmire2114]

We make it look easy

[@johnny8030]

I just had covid and watched Charlie and the chocolate factory. definitely felt like a fever dream lol

[@jdsarfo610]

Joa what do you this oh a and fs will popped and tweaked into a fs smith? illegal or sexy

[@PeuFrias]

I guess Joa was really sleepin at the point of Pedros part lol... probably the best up and comer we have right now. So much class and power.

[@skateturd916]

You're funny but man this video was sick as fuck. I've watched it multiple times and still want to watch it again. Prods song was a reference to his part I'm yeah right. Miles is a beast and one of the best people I've seen skate in person, I've watched him kill it many times at the skatepark for easily 20 minutes without missing a truck. Nicest dude too.

[@danielkoster8510]

"Primitive skater on bath salts" is a very fitting description for Franky lol

[@mctit]

We love to see an hour of sifted flour

[@titancheat]

"The amount of nike dunks in this video, is too damn high!" 🤣

[@Juuls4School]

a freaked out child deserves this opportunity he was the OG of clip channels

[@jugglingbag]

Those parts at 24min are filmed in Portugal 😁✌️

[@christiankarafyllis4538]

He did a backside tail varial heelflip

[@lilsleepy3332]

is his last name also jebb?

[@poupou6666]

Yeah agree

[@mathewherrera5984]

Define deeez nutzzz

[@youngboyouchswag9288]

First day of summer, new gifted hater to watch, yup. This is #boss

[@civilenggggg]

I was surprised that an LA premier of the video shows Jaeb on, and the internet didnt leak that

[@ashleybrown4754]

Franky would fit PERFECTLY on Krooked though

[@tylerp3327]

*insert any skaters name here* would fit on Krooked

[@ashleybrown4754]

@@tylerp3327 Yeah it doesn't work like that.

[@Succ-od9sv]

Great stuff, keep it up 👍

[@RecoveredRidleyTruther]

What song was karaoke?

[@cmonmaan]

cmon man, awesome review!

[@spoonerluv]

I need the full performance of you singing Creed