Primitive Technology: Sandals

[@glitch_reaper5571]

This man doesnt feel pain, he absorbs it and turns it into sandals.

[@animusauthor]

Chuck Norris style.

[@vinnaragget4820]

The first person to invent shoes must have felt so amazing

[@gramursowanfaborden5820]

i think the first person to invent cordage (rope) would have been more proud.

[@gramursowanfaborden5820]

@Gladius Moon fire wasn't an invention, it existed naturally before humans and ancient people found a way to use it and create it. being the first to start a fire would have been very cool, though.

[@gramursowanfaborden5820]

@Gladius Moon indeed.

[@cy-bernet-ix]

"yo unga-bunga you gotta try this shit. rocks dont got nothin on me"

[@ocnarf40]

@@cy-bernet-ix "shut up gregorious your cordans are fake af"

[@YummyFoodWorld]

I am so happy that you have now something to wear for your feet.

[@corinne9498]

he never wears them though :(

[@fitra0128]

Ngomong opo kamu

[@nativetexanful]

I like him barefoot.

[@juicestain9496]

@@nativetexanful u freak 🥸

[@waldundwiesenandi4079]

@@nativetexanful ...true. He has very sexy feet. 😍👣🦶🏻🤤

[@mirrorblade6268]

. Sandals basic crafted. . Sandals basic equiped. . Movement speed +20. Def +1 . You no longer lose hp while walking on hard terrain. . Crafting/ basic skill increases to 33. . Leather shoes schematic unlocked. . You are now thirsty. . You are now hungry.

[@ActualChrist]

LMAO

[@Cielo20023]

. Now every 255 steps you have a 3% chance of receiving athlete's foot. Chance increases 2% during summer and 1% if doing rigorous jobs

[@lamegliogioventu]

LOVE THIS

[@belalabusultan5911]

please tell me the name of this game, it's not minecraft, nor is it an RPG I know of :O

[@mirrorblade6268]

@@belalabusultan5911 the closest to this channel are stranded deep, the forest and green hell.

[@die4race]

I just got fired from Work , so your videos are a great help for me

[@AlexisRestless281]

I just got a "verbal" warning lol bout 10 mins ago

[@sandra-annecaglewilkinson8128]

dudes just got way too much time on his hands, aye?

[@jenpenn22]

Good luck finding a new one :)

[@oscarsrensen3444]

You know its a special Day when Primitive Technology uploads.

[@bustinjieber6490]

Oscar Sørensen you're goddamn right.

[@zx-25r12]

It's Christmas day to me

[@trunks3920]

Yes alright you are always right mr right

[@fairus29]

Yeah, I always knew that

[@cyberlionn]

Agree. And maybe thats the cause why he uploads so rarely :(

[@jakemarchbank]

Don't forget to turn on captions, seriously it's really great

[@jakemarchbank]

Hah, scorpion approves

[@scorpionfiresome3834]

U wot mate?

[@322msg]

Jake Marchbank I always forget! Thanks!

[@Macabre_suga]

*Scorpion for dramatic effect.*

[@CalaTec]

He communicates using telepathy. If you don't have that skill yet, turn on captions for subtitles.

[@hsik6784]

Cala Content lol it actually works

[@erez2111]

thanks

[@isaiahcorr2743]

Thanks

[@isaiahcorr2743]

@@junglelifelurefishingadven8918 but the video has a title

[@Ashi8No8Yubi]

This comment is genius...

[@Enforcer901]

The only channel that make quality content without talking.

[@fasfan]

I was thinking the same thing. No music.. no talking... no fancy drone shots.. no stylized time lapses... just raw natural video... and I'm thoroughly intrigued and entertained. I actually quite like the quietness of the videos with just the sounds of him working and the forest itself. It's quite relaxing.

[@IrishLuckyy]

Not Another Channel Name he does add captions

[@imtiredbosss]

fasfan, its called ASMR lol.

[@mitchellguthrie1156]

Almazan Kitchen. Not exactly the same, but some similarities.

[@jakeatkinson525]

Howtobasic?

[@rameezbhayed7261]

you know your day about to be lit if primitive technology uploads

[@shawnd.5798]

silent straw DAMN RIGHT

[@martinbojanich6304]

true, fue channels make me this happy and calmed, this guy seeds hope

[@hiddinlife]

silent straw its actually my birthday so.. Thats a yeah

[@liamgrey7974]

Honestly

[@madcuzubad]

He's like the bob ross of nature and stoicism and I love him.

[@MetalxMasters]

Me: "Dad, I need shoes for the school year" Dad:

[@nexon4life]

Tru

[@xxmustard_boixx]

My dad did this, wait he went to get some cigarettes and milk I hope he comes back soon.

[@gezzapk]

Dad: I used to walk to school through the snow with my barefeet.

[@MQTAful]

@@gezzapk walking through snow is easy--goat heads are tough...just sayin'

[@Beanman745]

@@MQTAful goat heads are easy compared to brimstone and ash

[@franka6258]

"I don't always wear foot protection.. but when I do it's becuz my feet are falling apart". -the most interesting man, Primitive Technology. Somebody pass him a beer for his hard work

[@chillsfaze4352]

Frank A his feet are actually falling apart which I find great because he work like goat do on the ole misunparp ranch

[@jackkraken3888]

Don't worry he will make his own, some day.

[@matthewmajorweenus6212]

He'll make his own beer or his own man one day? Prolly both lol

[@franka6258]

He should take one of his ribs and make woman. She would be helpful in making more men like him and perhaps she would be exciting to watch. Lol

[@XAsemX]

No FakePranks, No Politics, No Drama, No Vlogging, No Celebration Every 1 Million Subs - just pure entertainment.

[@jollycooperation7446]

XAsemX Couldnt have said it better.

[@Juggernogger64]

XAsemX the way youtube was back then, where did it all go wrong.

[@menuly]

swaggman650 It went wrong when pewdiepie joined KZbin.

[@ChaseKH]

swaggman650 This is not how yotube was back then. It was all vlogs and then games and then vlogs and it just cycled. You must of not been on yotube when it started.

[@Ithilion]

Do you realize each and every of his video are technically vlogs? Other than that yeah, on point.

[@MajedShah]

Just put a Nike logo on them and they will go for a €100

[@policebirdgrowtopia5738]

Lucifer XD

[@tjalle6443]

Lucifer and if you put a supreme logo on it they will go for around 1000

[@feekalis]

Lucifer я даже не зная английского, понял о чем речь ))))

[@noggodus9661]

Лол ок

[@spiderguycoolwebzfororigin9532]

Lucifer So true it hurts, just like how apple forces you to upgrade your phone when it doesn't get anymore stuff.

[@thenikko8292]

after many years seeing this video...i still think footwear and clothing are probably the most important craft to learn. you cant hunt, build a shelter or make pottery if you are freazing to death or dying from some foot infection lol

[@stanfordwillis4841]

Especially for us fellows who live in temperate climates, even fall and spring can get dead cold in the night. But we don't have dengue and malaria, which is nice, you can actually drink water from the river here. I wouldn't try it in QLD, I think that;s where this is ?

[@Free_Kebab]

@@stanfordwillis4841 It's generally considered safe to drink running water. But yeah foot cracks dont hurt I just get concerned about the possibility of infection

[@noobspice]

@@Free_Kebabthis comment was paid for by the giardia media group

[@trin751]

" SCORPION APPROVES "

[@-_--rl2fl]

Trinity fucking nothing is original anymore....

[@blueberryslushie9868]

All of life is a lie and time is just the guy who kidnapped you and is now driving to dump you off at Death's door. Mass suicide at my house. Non-suiciders NOT WELCOME

[@aubreynan]

What are we gonna do on the bed???? What??

[@indietalebendy8571]

I dont understand this joke

[@lander9324]

@@indietalebendy8571 turn on captions

[@MajedShah]

Next thing you know this turns into a fashion channel

[@hvnsp1st]

Lucifer sub me

[@Placeholder209]

Primitve fashion

[@amberbarnett6121]

Finisterre why are you so aggressive? He/she didn't do anything wrong

[@acestar01]

Amber Idlett I think he is talking to Nam Hoàng

[@cdemr]

Lucifer 😂

[@tedharris9352]

Is it me or does anyone else just wanna go and survive like him for 3 weeks instead of what they are doing right now

[@nupplets5785]

yes

[@nupplets5785]

cath?

[@nupplets5785]

jesus

[@DyaraKing]

What about food?

[@Paddy_17301]

Dyara Baram there are loads of birds, and if you get really hungry you could always eat your toes

[@dpauls15243]

This guy: My feet hurt *sees plant literally covered in spikes* This guy: ... I'm gonna make shoes out of that.

[@nicodo123]

@Phil McCrevice r/woooosh

[@corison2058]

Alternatively, (sees plant covered in spikes) Perfect.

[@alexscott730]

@Phil McCrevice Hey snowflake.What's your butt hurt soyboy problem?His point was prickly plant stalks aren't usually a first choice in shoe making material...Get yer panties unwedged for fuck sake.

[@deaththegrimreaper1824]

@Phil McCrevice You're such a frustrated little virgin Phil

[@legendarytat8278]

@@alexscott730 ok boomer

[@alannkevin]

Hey, I know that there is a small chance that you will read this, but there is a page on Facebook called Damn Videos, that stole a video of yours without giving you any credit... I hope you read this.

[@lewisscales3757]

Kevin zz I

[@MrYass24]

He can speak English oh my God!

[@RalphLBaer]

Wait you built a computer with primitive tools? How’d you read this? Much less report it?!?

[@DavGonn]

Can't have soflo taking content

[@thunderjaw6007]

When are you going to make clothing?

[@kevinstutzman515]

ThunderJaw just make his bark blanket and improvise

[@treylindsey53]

They say he forged his own camera

[@DarkTheFailure]

*makes shoes *never wears them after

[@dxlolxb]

+++

[@Screamingurchin]

Dark 074 he explains why in the description if you didn’t know.

[@davidmadiar3928]

That's some really advanced technology

[@TheschwartzB]

Was looking for this comment.

[@Unshogunated]

He's foot is too strong

[@coreflakes]

"Scorpion for dramatic effects" "Scorpion approves" Scorpion for president 2018

[@cheesychannel8616]

#ScorpionForPresident2020

[@patpatrik764]

*Trump2020

[@kaderpdi1982]

@@patpatrik764 *scorpion

[@Evodocturine]

I'd take the scorpion than ANY of the government officials. They're all retards.

[@robinhyperlord9053]

@@Evodocturine Thank you!

[@funny-video-YouTube-channel]

His tribe entered the flipflop age :-)

[@pyroparagon8945]

epSos.de those are sandals

[@TheBigBawsss]

epSos.de now he needs to create a latch and his tribe an enter the computing stage

[@Kahoonamints-xf6kb]

Flip flops and sandols are the same thing 😐

[@pyroparagon8945]

kitty124 eggna23 no they aren't uneducated peasant, Sandles have laces that tie around the heel

[@lausacsanduan2942]

Sandals go to the heal, while flipflops (ak in some countrys as "Jandals") just tie around the front of the foot.

[@richardmensik805]

No clickbait, no ads, no annoying shit throughout the vid and above all of that educational and very interesting and amusing to watch. This guy is by far one of the best youtubers, keep up the good work!

[@mads205]

I ALMOST DIED STEPPING ON SCORPION

[@Harry-rf1rg]

i got an ad...

[@ghitaciprian]

He is the KZbin's OWNER !

[@allenliew1028]

complain of not, he makes absolute great content :)

[@imnainggolanpm2245]

Richard Mensik yup...i often re watched the previous videos for the same reason

[@brunom72]

if Gucci did this, they'd cost $750

[@НурланХабдулаев]

😂👍

[@a8727]

To be fair they do take a lot of human effort. If their using these exact materials

[@duckduckov4362]

U took my comment ))

[@iangates8815]

it would be more ... hand crafted. at least a G

[@bobdobalina5208]

And it wouldn't be a 20 something white dude living in pretend squalor, in a jungle, making them......it would be a 10 year old Asian child, living in real squalor... in a jungle somewhere, making them.

[@betterdanyu3150]

Clay for pottery Stone for foundations Grass for thatch _Scorpion for dramatic effect_ Hmm.....

[@juanjuri6127]

Primitive Technology: Dramatic Effect

[@QuesoCucuy]

Lol i wasnt sure if i saw it at first, i had to rewatch it. I love that he threw in sonething subtle like that

[@Plastic9]

When society collapses people like this guy will be the ones to survive

[@eloysahernandez9973]

Pickle Jar. I Agree.. Most Definitely One of The Top To Survive!

[@obtybaghera]

you forgot bear grylls

[@foty8679]

@@obtybaghera That guy A) A faker and B) He escapes from wilderness, this guy LIVES in it.

[@thecommentor8384]

the original and best primitive survival channel on youtube, the rest are just copycats trying to make money

[@AndrosAdlar]

Actually he constantly delivers top quality videos. So far the best on its field.

[@akabiscuitwaffle]

His videos are original. You know what makes them that way, and better then every shit nature channel on youtube? He doesnt talk for 30 mins beforehand

[@redrangerrr558]

"Scorpion approves." I'm glad I found out you do subtitles.

[@denisardelean8067]

After years of walking barefoot, he finally decided to make some sandals, good job man !! : /

[@ashiqurrahman6087]

upgrading

[@peterhineinlegen4672]

He makes Otzi the Ice Man look like a city slicker.

[@nastynate6010]

Flip flops are like 99cent at dollar general.....

[@2famos626]

Nathan Paine I don't think you get the point of this channel

[@ruanfernando]

He'll build his own sandal factory out of wood, stones and that iron he was working on some months ago

[@greatvib3s]

Breezy yeezy's- the latest in modern footwear innovations. Hiking- striking; once a bore- no longer a chore. Forget dirt and a blister, and enjoy how your feet glister! Rain or shine, these sandals make it fine. Rocks and bumps, even steep slumps. So don't wear a pout, try these sandals out- if you enjoy having feet, you'll love the new yeetz!

[@RexakonGaming]

thejester10276 underated comments

[@highstrike3013]

thejester10276 so very underrated

[@tHExPeRiMEnTALphIX]

RexakonGaming underated comment indeed

[@diamonddog2638]

Very, very, underrated.

[@TheKhopesh]

How much would you pay for a tool that sharpens daggers like RAZORS!? WAIT! Don't answer yet! What if you also got a fire starter, a clothes washer, and a handy weapon of war? WAIT! Don't answer yet! What about the world's best paperweight? Guaranteed never to float in the air above papers. You get them all, with: 'ROCK'!

[@flibbernodgets7018]

Not only is this guy good at making stone age stuff, he's also good at making videos. I like how he mirrored the beginning and the end in a way that made the video feel like a completed story with a satisfying ending. Had he emoted a little to show the inconvenience of having no shoes, this could have been an award winning short film.

[@Scrubject16]

Turn on closed captions he narrates

[@gregoryshmegory8248]

If it weren’t for youtube, he would not be wearing pants

[@wholelottagangshit6434]

Gregory Shmegory no he made those pants

[@sabryniaofkalispell4487]

I do a lot of pagan rituals around a bonfire while skyclad as well (skyclad is a witchy term for naked/clothed by the sky).

[@rgudduu]

@@sabryniaofkalispell4487 , 'skyclad' interesting term. Which religion/region/culture if u may share

[@n-s-a7113]

@@sabryniaofkalispell4487 I prefer to do my rituals clothed but you do you

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

@@rgudduu Pagan.

[@tonywang9026]

100 episodes later: Primitive Technology: Sneakers.

[@plasmahvh]

Ahahah right!

[@beratkoc7660]

runming Wang shhjsjhhsjh

[@sangpenghujam5137]

sponsored by vans and converse...

[@coldw58]

Yeezy

[@JesseEtzler0]

Soon primitive kicks

[@moritzw.8991]

This is by far one of the best channels on KZbin

[@cooperdaigle5243]

I have to agree

[@ArtOfLife.]

Scorpion bro needs a bigger role.

[@secutorprimus]

Scorpions are underrepresented in film. #ScorpionLivesMatter

[@SuperStealhead]

TheBeastWithin you arent respecting his pronouns! This is a whipscorpion! I assume so because i didnt check twice! And i dont need to check twice because im yelling and because i am a arachinist( feminists for arachnids)!

[@sethraelthebard5459]

"scorpion for dramatic effect". Is it any wonder this guy has nearly 10 million subs? The little snippets of humor added with the immensely satisfying content. I tip my straw hat to you sir, for you were the first, and the best of what you do.

[@joshuaappleby6836]

now you need a shirt, pants, and a hat

[@TheKotaCan]

I'm a simple man, I see a primitive technology video, I click.

[@Riseky]

and click FAST

[@LordYamcha666]

i click whenever i feel like clicking

[@LordYamcha666]

Blu3 Runner nice one :)

[@starbow2244]

I'm a simple person I see midoriya I read

[@fartyanimal9614]

and boobs

[@ryant3174]

GUCCI Primitive Cane Slippers with Yarn $2,000

[@ExhaustedScarf]

Ryan. T Vintage Navy Knee-Length Shorts $5,643

[@greatmallard9318]

Gucci abs $7,000

[@Aceboiii590]

Add a supreme logo and it's at least $12,000

[@thecrap-crap2414]

These videos are nostalgic from when my Dad would watch this guy and I would love watching the videos

[@chydig]

Thatched Dome Hut, Tiled Roof Hut, Charcoal, Forge Blower, Water Powered Hammer. Day 18250 - Sandals

[@justalildog3589]

chotke It took him 50 years to make sandals

[@ChristianMay21]

dude just got tired of dirty calloused feet

[@davemarx7856]

Priorities

[@Wookie_oo7]

You forgot that bit of iron that he made and also his farm, bow, and sling.

[@Looocath]

chotke I

[@ahegaoseagull]

Turn on captions and it explains everything to you on how to build the stuff he builds!!!

[@andychester]

Killua Zoldyck Omg yas thanks!

[@RajeshNarkhed]

Thanks buddy

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Killua Zoldyck you just make my life easier,thank you very much

[@TOBI.SARU.]

Captions for Cavemen lol. its all worded weirdly.

[@virtualrealityjeffy1921]

Wow thanks

[@kotton]

What Happens if he Discovers Metal ?

[@DrKjoergoe]

Kotton He already extracted iron out of mod i think. Better start to get worried.

[@danmorgan3685]

The gods tremble at the mere thought.

[@yonihales9133]

Kotton hes already started the bronze age smelting/tool making :)

[@gloriousmaria5117]

If he finds coal and iron deposits then it is only a matter of time before he conquers Australia with steam technology.

[@ChickenSDS]

He will enter the Bronze age

[@isdel9474]

too bad the camera isn't primative technology **cuts to water wheel powered recording device**

[@gamerboyofficalyt]

Oh

[@Dorf274]

He hand draws each frame with berry juice and cane paper

[@d3generate804]

@@Dorf274 damn...

[@Tamnd605]

I think he records with the potato

[@brodinigotmagic5972]

Day 23 Brick house Day 28 Bow n Arrow Day 32 Forge blower Day 45 Sandals

[@kablovsky8346]

Day 1123 laser gun

[@cowl50]

Day 365 a car

[@dogdogxog]

day 224 drone killer v5.6

[@methyllithium323]

day 65 - pants

[@Dr1an_153]

Day 648 AK-47

[@IDrankALavaLamp]

Hits 10 million subs, Recieves diamond play button, Extracts diamond from diamond play button, uses extracted diamond to make diamond tipped mining drill.

[@anthonyseboe4646]

To bad the "diamond" is plastic.

[@jinchey]

Anthony Seboe its plastic???? I thought it was a metal

[@Psycho_Yoshi]

Is joke people, obviously it ain't real diamond

[@brandonhargrave8632]

Well its not like diamonds are worth much anyways their technically worthless. The price is just artificial inflated due to a company having a monopoly on them.

[@imyourhuckleberry8961]

Denali LOL! I'd love to see this guy on SURVIVOR. The other tribes would be rain-soaked and freezing because their firewood got wet, while his tribe would be chillin' in a brick house and sleeping on plush mattresses with knitted grass blankets.😂

[@coen1772]

Where are the merch store links at?!?!

[@jasonnnnnnn346]

The Two Pandas Did I miss something because Cartoon just made a joke and you're making fun of him.

[@BlurAurA]

Nature.

[@haney3773]

I’m a flip flop guy myself. You’re my hero. If covid were to somehow wipe out the world-wide, flip flop industry, I’ll know how to proceed.

[@vaynardBG]

"Scorpion for dramatic effect" 😂😂

[@DeserdiVerimas]

scorpion approves

[@AylaASMR]

That made me lol hehe

[@yyeetss5415]

Ayla ASMR "that made me LOL" really ₩0₩.

[@plizzo]

I had to pause right there for a laughing fit

[@erikdodge2869]

I read this the second the scorpion showed up

[@lucasmago5308]

Fuck Jordans. I need the Primitive Technology 1s

[@lanetarbill4564]

Anne Videojjj he has advanced more than all of us His camera is amazing!!! 😃😃

[@Mario-us7ds]

+cjmef Dizan Didn't expect Mongolians to also watch these videos. Doesn't seem like they'd be useful on the steppe

[@ojl5055]

Rex Nemorensis It's actually Finnish lol

[@personman4523]

Anne Videojjj Spam bots can communicate?

[@bradleycampbell5933]

The Original

[@sage2415]

Turn on English captions. He's speaking to us.

[@littoprince2003]

Flex omg he is

[@Korozija]

Thanks.

[@weed...5692]

omfg

[@MetaDecker]

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

[@aburbee98]

I've been subscribed for a year and I never noticed this wtf!!!

[@HeyNonyNonymous]

"Scorpion for dramatic efect" Primitive Technology: Making Theater

[@georgebeard2337]

Would like to see some primitive cooking someday......

[@janeoracion4529]

George Beard he already did

[@usuallycallmark]

Would love to see more though

[@MayFlwr]

damn the new yeezys look dope

[@catears3053]

MayFlwr kanye would probably steal these and put boosts under them

[@maxwhitehouse482]

MayFlwr i

[@注意しない]

OMG THAT SO FUNNY YOU MADE MY BREAKFAST

[@supermariojoe2752]

obeve really nigga, breakfast

[@supermariojoe2752]

MayFlwr Them next gen jordans

[@painfullyhuman]

daaamn he got the Flintstones 17s

[@kimjongun1429]

Underrated comment LOL

[@nuiryn6905]

Newest design dude.... xD

[@gabbyontopp]

Omg lol XD hahaha this made me laugh so hard

[@privet_so_dna]

:D

[@illuminate8979]

Dam I too late to get them

[@haydes1285]

And then he never wore them again

[@johnredford2211]

Human feet harden and adapt to the environment. Humans are very adaptive.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@johnredford2211 very adaptive you say? Interesting

[@YinYangLogo]

@@johnredford2211 It's called developing calluses, and it can happen anywhere on the skin (with repeated friction/pressure). Walking barefoot does have some benefits, but wearing shoes will always be superior for safety

[@themarshallhd7088]

You know it has to be a great day when he uploads.

[@doctoad2655]

My day is almost over ^^ it's 11:50 pm :D

[@thementos330]

Naund! Wenn Primitive Technology hochlädt, muss man es direkt gucken!! :D

[@jasonwoo6968]

Doctoa D lol it's 6:00 pm where I am

[@mimic4750]

Wtf, it is 1:00 AM

[@stenky02]

Doctoa D same .. where are you from?

[@cskhard]

The two scenes walking beside the scorpion,before and after the sandals, are super creative.I love your imagination

[@potatobaked1499]

Great video, See you in a month.

[@WoolieDingo]

Potato Baked Hey squid

[@everparedesvera4815]

No ads, no talk, no politicks, no asking for likes or to suscribe, no sponsors, it is just like a KZbinr was made to be. That's the real reason why this channel has primitive in it's name, this channel is from the time where things in KZbin were like this; keep going Primitive Technology; and Always stay primitive the way you do.

[@shplingo9657]

Next episode: Large Hadron Collider made out of mud

[@oofsthetic470]

Shplingo Or a gas powered stick

[@miller44]

Za MegaMeme Ya What's that from? I recognize it

[@putther]

Another awesome video and I've been a long time subscriber. Would Primitive Technology: Pants/Garments be possible? Would be cool to be honest but keep em coming!!

[@ultragamer4960]

Putther OMG ITS PUTTHER :D

[@kingdakka7146]

Lol

[@32BitJunkie]

Probably not without killing some cute animals for pelts, and that might not go over well

[@pacrat885]

Wtf? Putther? What a surprise hell yeah you watch this too

[@TheOfficialTab]

@AdrenalineHigh Idk, he might be able to get away with it if he puts it in the educational category. I mean you can literally watch sex on KZbin now due to that.

[@danielksc]

+10 Armor +5 Movespeed

[@Zekurity]

Ah, I see that you're a man of MMORPG aswell.

[@dirhido9665]

dksc22 +10 attack

[@pacoo3712]

More like +10 Intellect, +5 Haste because this guy is a wiz :D

[@IhasDag]

+30 armor +45 movement speed. reduces all incoming basic attacks by 10%.

[@dust8592]

Inbound Ninja tabi xD

[@nitrogenFox]

The fact that he had to make his own shoes and STILL has to tie his shoes is weirdly adorable. Prehistoric laces

[@Big-Wonka]

Never thought I'd see an official pair of Air Jesus.

[@Shawnmyrelle]

BigWonka L

[@straightramen3324]

Episode 209: Making machine gun out of forest materials

[@AdamTrinity69]

Straight Ramen 😂

[@KyleConnolly]

New Gucci sliders looking fresh

[@артемвам.нетреба.знатиьь]

Kyle Connolly клас

[@alexanderbertallo1995]

The craftsmanship on this Channel is outstanding...

[@bozzabosnich9084]

10 years later primitive technology:spacecraft

[@XenoGhoul]

bozza bosnich no its a castle

[@user-sn8oe5sb1b]

Primitive technology: Forest-powered Warp drive.

[@davidl.6930]

hahahahaha.

[@isabelagatewood8032]

but can it run crysis: jungle edition?

[@iHIMMA]

Primitive Technology: Making a computer out of rocks

[@TheBourbonX]

This is going to be the first guy to survive the zombie apocalypse.

[@doneverhesitate288]

Kay Ng prolly rather the last guy

[@stevejenkins3661]

Kay Ng yep

[@claytonhartman9885]

Much like the YT comments sections, a living apocalypse in and of itself, there will be many firsts, and very few lasts.

[@Wavemaninawe]

He will make his tools out of zombies.

[@mghowgenius5082]

What if, this guy was in the movie Castaway instead of Tom Hanks? He'd have created a Japanese-style Android Butler named Wilson.

[@suba4802]

This guy made sandals and yet he never wears them in his next few videos. hOw

[@Loza_N]

Yellow Lizadon сандали для слабаков

[@ksjdisndnidksheifidndkdicn1599]

Yellow Lizadon read the description

[@Stein871]

because they fuck up your skin if they are worn for a long time.

[@iedison3839]

If you read the description he says he only needs them for carrying loads of water, clay, etc. and he's normally fine without them.

[@jameeladookie8668]

Yellow Lizadon for real

[@Kevin-zz9du]

Don't forget to turn on subtitles, y'all. He explains everything he's doing in them.

[@enderdrane]

*scorpion for dramatic effect* Yeah. Definitely. ('tis but a joke)

[@darius2640]

now you need a pair of white socks to go with em

[@panjul-g9h]

he's not german dude xD

[@wojtek561]

German? He was rather thinking of Poles, specifically the tourists whose essential equipment for visiting Rome, Berlin or Barcelona are: sandals + white socks + plastic bag from the market for souvenirs or lunch. ;)

[@errorfours]

Oh no OH NO

[@greysilverback3924]

Dude! You should put some bactine or some shit on your feet.

[@MacroRoni]

Okay Linus. Go back to LTT.

[@trin751]

"Scorpion for dramatic effect"

[@luly18yt75]

SpicyNoodle yes

[@bootaweeb9156]

"Scorpion Approves"

[@SharpWorks]

Only a matter of time until he makes a shirt

[@kofyst1178]

Sharp Works ya that's what I was thinking

[@abelramirez7320]

Sharp Works That would be awesome.

[@Blackpro22A]

Sharp Works then a quantum computer out of clay

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

NEVER!

[@jamesm1297]

Jungle wardrobe!

[@Ducky-ze1ls]

im sure taking a shower after getting back from this is the best 10 minutes of all time

[@thisisntsparta5384]

If Scorpion approves, we approve.

[@aumenarys]

0:15 "Scorpion for dramatic effect" HAHAHAHAHA! Best subtitles ever!

[@aumenarys]

5:38 "Scorpion approves" 😂😂😂

[@gramozosss1]

When this guy mom told him to go play outside he did and never came back I swear.

[@justme._.7923]

😂so true I'm dying right now...

[@Beksultan001]

Gramoz c.Wallace Nice one xD

[@Ryanzuggyzug]

So his dad?

[@gramozosss1]

Ryan Lee he died during ww1

[@TheWildCar]

xD

[@archtop1989]

Wow! You helped a lot of people if it all goes south! Thank you!

[@damionn6338]

I wait a month for some sandals. Worth it

[@ontheroadrun]

I bet he get blister from that sandal

[@shanepotter4635]

I bet its a big upgrade from walking barefoot in the forest lol

[@iyusyusra7115]

this is better than a high heel, i should give this to my girl

[@xxjustxxme1028]

Mandra Mastur good idea lol

[@zachgabrielbantayao52]

Mandra Mas

[@madtelly]

Are u betawi?

[@iyusyusra7115]

Rachmadi Perdana im sundanese, mandra and mastur is an actor from betawi, i like them

[@rdyrk8405]

Mandra Mastur I want to be your grill 😍👌

[@BobMcCoy]

**tosses yeezys away**

[@ClashBluelight]

i was gonna get some jordans. but now i know what's on my to do list.

[@522alien]

what are thoooooooossssssseeeeeeee

[@kingpanther101_x7]

Bob McCoy I'm dead😂😂💀💀💀

[@kazutokirigaya8976]

yasin keskin what are youuuuuu

[@defaultyboi9967]

Clash Bluelight nobody cares

[@Rev_Erser]

0:15 "Scorpion for dramatic effect" love the captions 5:40 "Scorpion approves"

[@H4lll]

30 year Later and He will Have Build an Industrial City

[@jdiwjsjjdnd3508]

Halil Ok meanwhile in 21st century, some people still doesn't know how to use grammar.

[@luso86]

He needs some females...

[@CaptainKahra]

DSphere nobody cares your fckg language-grammar

[@tobiaspetersson6446]

3000 episodes later. Primitive technology: spaceship and time machine

[@tobiaspetersson6446]

that is why i didn't say "advanced technology" but "primitive technology"

[@kurtisjohnson1847]

This guy out here makin fukin next gen gucci sandals

[@cyber3572]

Mr Johnson YUP

[@TheSteph2785]

Mr Johnson sir no one needs yeezys punk

[@Kazok]

This dude wearing the Jesus 11's

[@ayo8406]

yo what up dude? Weird seeing you here.

[@noahatwoodvlogs1983]

Kreank everyone watched primitive technology.

[@Archangel_Be]

Kazok Bruh go back to playing Roblox

[@sosic172]

Space jam 11 Jordans 1500 BC edition

[@skrtskrtonfellaz724]

Kazok i love your roblox videos 😍😍😍🅱️🅱️💪🏿💪🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿🙀😆😆

[@eatdapoopoo6214]

Imagine wearing these thousands of years ago and the Neanderthal be like: *What Are Those?*

[@franzdaboi3131]

primitive technology: those are my crocs

[@bakersbread104]

defense: +1 movement speed: + 20% speech: -200%

[@greenlyyy]

strength: +2

[@code_6643]

Damage taken from environment: -10%

[@swagpoonda6366]

Baker's Bread turn in closed captions. if u didn't know it gives you instructions

[@ldaquirm8371]

[ rare ] Simple sandals worn by a primitive tribe. Buy: 5gp Sell: 1gp

[@gdaddykush]

But what you guys dont know is that he built his own Wi-Fi router out of branches and grass, which is why each video takes so long to upload.

[@user-pi3fh9cp5m]

Lol

[@MrShnazer]

How old are you,I would say say you 8 years old with a comment like that :)

[@xdestroyerx117]

Ben Johnson Why is that?

[@sapphire9020]

It's just a joke...Why so serious

[@kennethchuayueehung1484]

Lmao hahahaha laugh die me

[@daniboi5637]

His caption; "Scorpion for dramatic effect" love him

[@grovelnd]

5:39 "Scorpion approves"

[@archiej6386]

Dani Boi 0:17 ,scorpion doesn t approve

[@cotyniepowiesz2]

I have a very bad phobia of things between toes (I know that it sounds ridiculous) and I rewatch this video every so often as a kind of shock therapy. I love all of your videos so I don't want it to seem like I am criticizing anything. Just needed to share my very weird condition and that you actually help me a bit :)

[@Rev_Erser]

well that's interesting hope you're doing well

[@trueboss9265]

Better than seeing those late night talk shows always on Trending.

[@crisduel]

youtube-trends.blogspot.com/p/about-youtube-trends.html?m=1

[@patricksimpson9202]

trueboss926 Yeah that guy who always talks trash about Trump is annoying.

[@totrik4505]

NEXT EPISODE - POLO SHIRT!

[@spaghe7]

No need. Sell a bunch of those sandals. Hipsters will be all over it and in no time, he'll rise as the modern day elite imperialist capitalist!

[@ph10m]

I’m calling socks

[@cozyboi1676]

That is getting too primitive.

[@VenturiLife]

With giant logo.

[@gageguidone4885]

Totrik LOL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lamie0237]

THANK YOU! I have re-watched your videos so many times and the one thought i've always had is," Doesn't his feet hurt at all?" Well hope those sandals help you're feet!

[@shawnd.5798]

Survival is Key yeah man I mean did you see the way they cracked. It made my skin crawl

[@keet111]

dude, you should try watching them all with subtitles on, i just watched it with them and it was a whole new experience

[@u.s.militia7682]

I had an uncle in Kentucky who never wore anything on his feet unless he was going to town or it was winter. He literally ripped off every toenail he had at some point. Uncle Rooster was a helluva man who never knew an enemy in his lifetime. 🇺🇸

[@ballinboxer3676]

ALWAYS TURN CAPTIONS ON WHEN WATCHING HIS VIDEOS. Just your daily reminder

[@Dh4v0c]

Thanks for the heads up!

[@spidermann5000]

seems like i missed alot!

[@the1drewster]

Where has this comment been all my life?

[@TwistedTB0ne]

I always watch with subtitles. Didn't occur to me that no one knew he was instructing the whole time. hahaha

[@BIGFREAKYMAN]

wtf... been watching this channel since the beginning and never knew...