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CJ: Many of us had already guessed it - and there had been rumours, but it’s been confirmed now
M: What has?
H: Yeah, what?
CJ: Come on Meghan, be brave - fess up.
M: (no idea)
H: (unsure)
CJ: The Queen gave you Frogmore House, but where did you really want to live?
M: I had no strong feelings on it either way, but I just assumed that as a newly minted royal couple and let’s be frank, talk of the town if not the entire world, that we’d be give a suite in Windsor Castle
CJ: No I’m sure you had no strong feelings on that either way, but how would you reply to those who accuse you of being an obnoxious charlatan who had those big dollar-sign eyes on Windsor castle from the very beginning?
H: That’s not fair - she said she’d settle for a wing of Buckingham Palace
CJ: How adaptable
M: Don’t princesses live in Castles
CJ: You weren’t a princess
M: Which is something else that didn’t work for me: I mean, H is a Prince, so like, I did the Math and came to the conclusion that I would be a Princess
CJ: Would you not have married Harry if you knew you’d only receive the meagre honour of Duchess
H: We married for love, Cobalt
M: Yeah love, but love is a big thing and has got be understood in context, right, and that context consists mainly of money and fame
H: Meghan intelligence is almost mystical to me, how she can put everything into context.
CJ: Richly so - and it would seem that the context within which you were most excited about marrying Harry in was when it was wrapped up in a castle with a label saying Princess dangling down the side
M: I think there’s something in that, right and I’m grateful to you for bringing that injustice back into public consciousness - it’s all about getting to know us, right, like the real us, the real me, and by knowing more about me, it might change some minds
CJ: Yes you were more popular before we learned more about you - which is something you’re find very painful I hear, finding your unpopularity difficult to swallow
H: It’s difficult for both of us
M: It’s one of the bizarre paradoxes in nature
H: But in different ways
M: I can’t get my mind around why so many people are so stupid
H: Thing is, I know I’m still an immensely likeable guy - up for a laugh, game for a play, whatever that means - but something has happened - something’s changed, and I just need to work out what it is
CJ: Since when?
H: Since I married Meghan
CJ: (looks)
M: (looks)
H: (gives up) I can’t see it - but I'll talk it over with Meghan when I get home, she’ll figure it out (oblivious)
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