Prince Harry Tries To Become Likeable Again

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CJ: Many of us had already guessed it - and there had been rumours, but it’s been confirmed now
M: What has?
H: Yeah, what?
CJ: Come on Meghan, be brave - fess up.
M: (no idea)
H: (unsure)
CJ: The Queen gave you Frogmore House, but where did you really want to live?
M: I had no strong feelings on it either way, but I just assumed that as a newly minted royal couple and let’s be frank, talk of the town if not the entire world, that we’d be give a suite in Windsor Castle
CJ: No I’m sure you had no strong feelings on that either way, but how would you reply to those who accuse you of being an obnoxious charlatan who had those big dollar-sign eyes on Windsor castle from the very beginning?
H: That’s not fair - she said she’d settle for a wing of Buckingham Palace
CJ: How adaptable
M: Don’t princesses live in Castles
CJ: You weren’t a princess
M: Which is something else that didn’t work for me: I mean, H is a Prince, so like, I did the Math and came to the conclusion that I would be a Princess
CJ: Would you not have married Harry if you knew you’d only receive the meagre honour of Duchess
H: We married for love, Cobalt
M: Yeah love, but love is a big thing and has got be understood in context, right, and that context consists mainly of money and fame
H: Meghan intelligence is almost mystical to me, how she can put everything into context.
CJ: Richly so - and it would seem that the context within which you were most excited about marrying Harry in was when it was wrapped up in a castle with a label saying Princess dangling down the side
M: I think there’s something in that, right and I’m grateful to you for bringing that injustice back into public consciousness - it’s all about getting to know us, right, like the real us, the real me, and by knowing more about me, it might change some minds
CJ: Yes you were more popular before we learned more about you - which is something you’re find very painful I hear, finding your unpopularity difficult to swallow
H: It’s difficult for both of us
M: It’s one of the bizarre paradoxes in nature
H: But in different ways
M: I can’t get my mind around why so many people are so stupid
H: Thing is, I know I’m still an immensely likeable guy - up for a laugh, game for a play, whatever that means - but something has happened - something’s changed, and I just need to work out what it is
CJ: Since when?
H: Since I married Meghan
CJ: (looks)
M: (looks)
H: (gives up) I can’t see it - but I'll talk it over with Meghan when I get home, she’ll figure it out (oblivious)
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[@christineramsey5572]

Poor Harry, the lights are on but no one's home

[@linaleblanc8288]

Not a soul 😂

[@sammij7863]

Yep, vacant lot....

[@maryallan453]

But the lights are very dim. Kinda like Harry, I guess

[@sue8344]

The purse and the sunglasses , spot on

[@NanaJ2209]

Watches too...😅

[@berniemckenna3487]

You have her so right love the handbag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joanne2312]

The purse being held up and her grin, brilliant. Made me laugh out loud. You're the best Sam. 🎉❤ Off to watch again.

[@angeladunklee831]

Same! 😂

[@betht60]

My favorite part! 😂😂😂

[@anj6787]

Ditto! 😂😂😂😂

[@sunshinemuldoon]

"A little less Meghan" isn't just a tip for Harry. It's good advice for EVERYONE. 😉

[@glorysmummy]

I would be happy with a little less Harry too. Apart from if Sam is playing him.

[@crabwalk7773]

"Something's happened..... Something's changed.... I just gotta try to figure out what it is..." "Since when, Harry?" "Since I married Megan." 😁

[@betht60]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seanstevenson8669]

Spot on! 😃

[@cooke98]

Love Meghan’s Diana purse! 😂

[@Brooke2000]

Yes! Good catch! It was gifted to Princess Diana by the First Lady of France 🇫🇷

[@jessicagudino8461]

Is a lovely design ❤

[@elainemulberryrat5300]

Oh my Gawd she's hanging onto that handbag for dear life! I'm not talking about the appendage but the actual leather and metal combo😂 the accessories - is that supposedly 'the Trevor bracelet'? 😅 too funny. Old Baldilox due for another realism trim to the syrup. ❤

[@Pattyjohnson476]

😂 loved the handbag lift.

[@annettehunter9743]

I am laughing so much at the glasses, the handbag and the jewelry, the hair.. and the white shirt! You are so clever. Scripts are fantastic. Well done from Ireland 🇮🇪

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Thank you Annette - very kind.

[@Brooke2000]

Sam!! I absolutely love the Dior handbag!! 💗🤣

[@Maggie6-z7n]

Not working Harry, just as detestable as ever

[@shabbysuzannah3702]

The handbag 😂🇬🇧

[@anj6787]

“You weren’t and aren’t a princess.” “Yeah, which is another thing that didn’t really work for me.” 😂😂😂😂

[@Mel-gv4vo]

You can bet there were some arguments from Meg about that😂

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

😁

[@janetdidonato9963]

Love how your fashion choices reflect her recent pap stroll/exit from a Montecito eatery, rictus grin bolted on and moobs on display.

[@janac407]

Likeable Harry? That ship has sailed 😂

[@lesellen7850]

Me-Gain has “dollar-sized eyes.” Accurate. Love the outfit/accessories/the PURSE. Giggling. ❣🌞🥑🎾

[@jaroslaval9159]

He doesn't have the foggiest idea? Someone get him a foghorn!

[@charmaccents6278]

That purse and white shirt! LOL!!! H can ask M to ask his mom what it is. :-)

[@ria2159]

Sam, you have nailed these two down to a tee! Love Meghan's accessories 😂 "Yes, you were more popular before we learned more about you..." 😅😂🤣❤

[@bethw4815]

Great editing! Love Meghan's jewelry!

[@laura309]

This video today is particularly brilliant. The dialogue and the acting is always excellent and so accurate.

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Thank you Laura

[@taniafabregas9551]

I want to see your hilarious take on these two losers on your own tv show. Now that would be comedy gold ❤

[@Brooke2000]

I agree 👍🏻

[@jacquelinesandoval3876]

This is so funny 😅

[@lizannz4711]

To "figure out what went wrong"🤔Harry should go straight to the bar🍺🥂🌟☺️where he could be set straight by The Guys: Barman, Boris, & welcome new addition Nigel!!

[@notpurrfect6397]

She wields that Lady Dior bag like a shield 😂

[@lhaynes6361]

Lol. Put Princess on the handbag. Yes that's her.

[@lauramason5667]

I’m titling this show “The Princess and the Pea Brain”. ❤

[@Pattyjohnson476]

Yeah Harry... she's cosmic.

[@97B-p7g]

I love this one, Meghan is spot on 🤣🤣Thanks 🌸

[@lindakienle531]

Now that priceless.

[@Iceageonmars]

You forgot to mention ‘the narrative’ - he uses this word like confetti, sprinkled throughout his conversation. Another one is to dig up his mother at every interview to remind us lesser mortals of his pain and that he is the son of the ‘goddess’.

[@lizannz4711]

🎯Well said!!

[@ChristineSutherwood]

Great take on these two!

[@Missy802]

Once was a Prince Intelligence he continues to lack You can keep him megaliar We don't want him back

[@Lalunabreeze]

He doesn’t even have common sense

[@tamarabomestar3256]

😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@linaleblanc8288]

I think I've heard this before 😂

[@Mithras444]

The Prince that went full Ghetto!😅

[@OliviaHacking-kf7px]

Mithrass444 - he didn't only go full ghetto but full trash in all aspects, from behaviour to appearance and everything in between.

[@carolmanning8367]

Thanks Sam, your simply the best.

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Thank you Carol, you're not too bad yourself!

[@Brooke2000]

Did one of your lady friends allow you borrow her Lady Dior👛 bag? It epitomizes elegance and beauty… Everything that Meghan is Not 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

It was just a clever mirage Brooke... just got to be careful with it!!

[@Brooke2000]

@@split-withsamroffey1431 you’re a magician🎩🪄,too! A brilliant portrait painter 🧑‍🎨 , a master chessman♟️,a chef🧑‍🍳, comedian, actor, recites the periodic table by heart, knows every 🎶 song ever written, 🤹juggler, beautiful voice….philanthropist, 🪴gardener, takes excellent care of 🐶Martha, politically truthful🇬🇧& a man with a good heart…which is very hard to come by. ❤️🙏🤗

[@Brooke2000]

@@split-withsamroffey1431 wow! A $7000 mirage? You are more clever than I gave you credit for. 🤗👍🏻

[@mariateresamendez155]

A suite in Windsor Castle? By George she deserved an entire floor! 😂😂

[@pamelacox540]

A suite wouldn’t have been enough. Remember how Megs wanted the entire Governor’s mansion in Australia?

[@nicarazzi]

Well done! Love to see Meghan do more Diana cosplaying - since that seems to be all she’s got now.

[@guestguest2030]

Why did this not show up in my notifications?

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Same for many

[@mamascrazyhouse5765]

Aw brilliant so so funny ,you are super talented

[@sandraaslanoglu5596]

Maybe make an interview with Megan about being kicked off the red carpet by Hugh Jackman 😂

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Didn't see that Sandra

[@MINOUTFTABOU]

This I have not seen either and find this very interesting. Then Hugh Jackman clearly showed Mackerel her place. Wonderful. Hugh Jackman is always more of a gentleman to the ladies. Well . . . he made an exception because Mackerel.

[@tamarabomestar3256]

Extra brilliant as always!😊😊😊🎉🎉👍👍👍👍🙋‍♀️

[@saucywench5152]

Brilliant 😂

[@zed4225]

Much love Sam. I'm one of your biggest fans ❤ 🇬🇧 🇦🇺

[@lacarlotta6290]

Ahhhh, so good to see you again! Brilliant, perfectly on target as usual……

[@te7406]

Meghan needs a gold, round necklace that resembles a long nail. She wears one like that often lately.

[@brocktoon8]

"ya gotta put love in context" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deniseelsworth7816]

What ever love is...eh Megan 😂

[@starfireiii2536]

“Richly so!” 😂😂

[@linaleblanc8288]

Meredith's 2 cents recommended you. Im glad she did 😂❤

[@waleriab.f394]

👏👏👏❤

[@bsangel93]

This Meg is way more likable haha

[@dorothyskarpaas1180]

Brilliant as usual,!!

[@zed4225]

Thanks!

[@AnonyMous-kd5iz]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@maryannwilliams2149]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@jansmith-nq7xx]

The Megs sunglasses aren’t big enough.

[@colleenneufeld2066]

Great episode

[@te7406]

The purse is so Meghan.

[@janwong9437]

I heard "I did the meth" 😂

[@marthajacobo3519]

Hilarious!

[@split-withsamroffey1431]

Thank you Martha

[@megdonnelly8519]

😂😂😂😂

[@te7406]

Love the askew Meghan hair.

[@LizzieLopez-eu3kk]

Prince the future king 🤴💙 shines 🥰 While Harry whines 😫

[@inesborstel5592]

💕😂😂😂

[@te7406]

Oh, one thing you could make more Meghan is to unbutton one more button on the white button down. Check out her recent appearance with Jane Pauley to see the look I'm describing in beige.

[@Kendrod]

😂😂😂

[@sheilaathay2034]

❤🎉

[@anneharton5013]

The real you harry is awful and evil.

[@anneharton5013]

👍👍👍👏👏👏

[@bethdegaetano3453]

😂

[@pamelacox540]

So great! Maybe next time make the white shirt waaaay larger. And wrinklier!

[@mememachine7044]

Are you filming in your own home???

[@deannarosado5517]

🙂

[@laureengirsang3425]

😂😂❤

[@noellarash367]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rediris347]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blackbeardsdaughter2613]

Love the Bar Man as always!!! Best wishes, Sam! ❤🤍💙

[@CJScrol]

After swirling around the toilet bowl for 6 years, Haz might be getting the message there’s nowhere to go except into the sewer. 🥹

[@karlavlieger4441]

😂😂😂😂

[@marthamoore7474]

😂😂😂

[@amysusan100]

😂😂😂😂