PRISON WEAPONS

[@jessm702]

I'm not entirely sure how one of your videos ended up in my recommended, considering I'm a 20 year old homebody who's just getting their life started, but I'm glad it did! I'm always eager to hear about other people's experiences and stories, and I've never really thought about what life in prison was like. Glad to be here, you're really cool and I like your stuff!

[@JdDelay5150]

Hey! I’m glad you’re here too! Prison sucks! There’s nothing cool there! Life out here is where it’s out!

[@Yoyosforever]

@@JdDelay5150 at*

[@JdDelay5150]

@Rock Steady Junior prison life is garbage. I mean, you can put me in the middle of a Nickleback concert, in the hottest part of hell, wearing long Johns and a parka, and I’m still gonna make the best of it. But absolutely. I would always prefer to be free. I didn’t know how to live in a way that protected my freedom before tho.

[@snowthearcticfox1]

Same here

[@scottbivins4758]

@@JdDelay5150 of course a blunt object can kill someone aint that how Jeffrey Dahmer got done in? 🤣🤣

[@JoeL-ji7uw]

Hiding shanks in your prison briefcase has the added benefit of poison damage. Reminds me of English longbowman sticking their arrows in the ground.

[@JdDelay5150]

Yoooo! 😂😂😂

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Arrows in the ground wasn't for extra damage. It was just convenient grabbing them and knowing how many were left...though SEALs in Vietnam were known for creating a nicotine paste with used cigarette butts and putting that on Bullets to ensure a kill. Nicotine is a very potent poison in high enough dosages.

[@dane3038]

Japanese used to stick their stick traps in shit. Simple but infective.

[@sworthyboy]

beefcase

[@FNKB888]

Nurgle is pleased by this action 😂

[@raymondmalone9071]

WOW, i Have never been busted in my life, i am 68 years old. I find your content scary AF. i am 100% confident that these videos have had an impact on those who have dealt in the business of criminality, maybe frightened many away. JD Delay, you are doing a tremendous service to communities all over our country. Keep it up JD.

[@abbyjohnson1702]

My best friend's dad was a CO, and he taught us how to weaponize so many common household items. Miss you, pops!

[@JdDelay5150]

RIP Pops!!!

[@jediknight129]

@dayRman iv always been a fan of the hot water with sugar in a cup

[@scotttedesco3343]

What song is that at the end?

[@cardboardbox191]

@@jediknight129 Streange thing to say. First thing if I have any questions will you answer them?

[@WillyC300]

⁠@@cardboardbox191I know I’m late but the sugar will melt and when you throw it on someone’s face it will burn their face but also quickly solidify so removing it is difficult and causes more damage.

[@liamlogan669]

This was a super helpful guide. I know which weapon I'm choosing, and it's NOTHING because I WON'T GO TO PRISON!!! Awesome video, JD! ROCK ON BROTHER!!!

[@aM8sCA]

Till you find the wrong cop and he decides you broke the law even though you didn't...

[@1guncrazy1]

When my unit was playing OPFOR, we played detainees while other MPs tried to be prison guards. I developed a habit of pulling nails out of the walls of the bunkhouses, wrap them in tape, and have tiny little stabbers. Now these things never used and it was only a training environment, they were just there for MPs to try and find. I made so many, I'd leave some to find intentionally and laugh about the ones through MPs didn't find TL:DR OPFOR missions are fun times

[@SarafinaSummers]

Memo to self: nailed wrapped in tape.

[@Katana-Karl]

Been watching you for about a month now. You remind me so much of my younger self and a coupla my close friends. You are 100% legit. Mad respect ol'boy! So Happy you turned your life around and are helping thousands of others that are in the same boat or may be headed there. I pray the good Lord shows you, your family and friends favor. Keep the discipline 💪

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you brother!!!

[@Katana-Karl]

@@JdDelay5150 welcome

[@rocirish76]

Bringing back some old memories with that one.

[@JdDelay5150]

Oh you know it, homeboy! Our car had some solid toys at the walls! 😂 i’m gonna be telling a story about hoe we took our second table in the chow hall at OSP here in a minute. I don’t ever name organizations and videos. I just don’t feel like it’s ethical. But you know what’s up!

[@william8300]

I love that you don’t hold back whatsoever. This is the type of stuff people need to hear and learn about. Real life. I applaud you for being descriptive and detailed because it NEEDS to be known. I’ve never been incarcerated but most of my family has, and as fucked up as it sounds, I’ve always enjoyed hearing stories about life on the inside from the folks. I’ve also met some very wise and down to earth individuals working construction that did time. I can say without a doubt that I’ve learned some extremely valuable life lessons that help me to this day. It’s honestly super dope to hear about your personal experiences and to see you continuing to standing strong and embrace the cards life has dealt you. Lovin the vids man, keep it up!

[@davidponseigo8811]

J.D. I have the upmost respect for you for doing what you're doing now. I two career criminals for nephews and I have tried for years to help them get off drugs with no lasting luck. Now the youngest has a 3 year old and he can't take care of him and his father my brother is just as bad as them so my wife and I are doing everything we can to get my little great nephew away from that horrible life so I have respect for anyone doing what you are doing. I'm going to try and get my youngest nephew to watch your videos. His older brother is a lost cause most likely but I'll keep trying.

[@stratojet94]

I love the way you talk , its so honest and I feel like I am having a personal conversation. This channel deserves more.

[@larrymanns364]

I am surprised you didn't mention melted sugar, it's one I've heard some pretty gnarly horror stories about.

[@AmazonEspionage]

Ooooh, how does that work?

[@kylermoore9079]

I've heard stories about people making shanks out of paper. They would take a single sheet of paper and roll it up until it's as hard and as rigid as wood and use it as a double sided shank. And people making spears out of a single sheet of newspaper. And taking ten or so sheets of paper, rolling them up and connecting them together and ripping off the bottom seam of a shirt and twisting it up and connecting each end to the connected paper making a long bow, then using an individual sheet of paper as an arrow. I've been told it has an effective range of about 30 feet.

[@youtubesucks-yx6kk]

Honestly the paper is the easiest to believe for me. Think about the 4th of July, mortars and Roman candles specifically, it's essentially a cannon made out of paper/cardboard with little to no glue, and since pine sap makes a great adhesive that occurs in nature it probably wouldn't be the hardest thing to get ahold of either. It's pretty crazy that people have to worry about being shanked with the news paper.

[@marknicolich5789]

yeah we have seen that old video too lame

[@CaineRuiz]

God bless you and your family always thank you for the good advice and positive vibes. Keep up the great work my dude 👍

[@moneywelder]

The wildest question I was ever asked by a CO was.... Where do you want your body sent ? Fill this paper out. Some prisons are the real deal.......

[@Mgtowhonesty]

one thing i wanted to ask was what about people in prison awaiting trial for SVU style crimes? or dudes who got wrongly convicted? i ask because theres a story that just resurfaced about a guy who was locked up for 14 years because a girl said he SA'ed her and she took back her testimony after her story started to unravel. the guy never even slept with her, was never alone with her and question is how is the determination done to make sure that you dont 86 the wrong man?

[@cyberpunk59]

For people lying like that, the Geneva convention should be the Geneva suggestion.

[@vikkiepayne1700]

The treatment to pedophiles in prison shows that convicts have redemption

[@BigBWolf90]

Heard this story from another prison KZbinr; dude took a snickers bar & heated it up in a cup of water til it melted down then threw it in another dude's face. Needless to say if you've seen or heard how horrendous sugar burns are....yeah

[@billjanke72]

Who would have thought that getting shanked wouldn't be the worst thing in prison? That last few (especially the @ids needle) scared the crap out of me.

[@russellhalford8811]

When I was working at a prison, there was this old convict that made a 20 gauge single shot shotgun out of some rolled up newspaper, two rubber bands, three hairnets, and like 40 paper clips. Of course he didn't think through the fact that he didn't have ammo, so he went to SHU for a while over that without cause. He showed me one time (he asked me to promise him that it was for educational purposes only) how to make a shank out of a trash bag that was repeatedly heated/cooled with a candle and water. He was a pretty solid little dude, and I had a lot of respect for him, as did the other inmates...obviously, because He had an entrepreneurial spirit, and was resourceful beyond his means.

[@dwaterson21]

Homeboy was forging weapons in his cell like a blacksmith

[@jiml3922]

Glad your keeping it real and consice . Not going over the top great info. Now you know shit going to pop off when COs start finding riot toys in the hide out

[@JdDelay5150]

Yeah Jim! It gets serious when they find the big boy toys on the yard! 😂

[@deanchalmers3608]

Hi JD, funny and informative content (all), had more than a few good laughs...thanks. Have you or can you do an episode on some of the best mechanical devises made on the inside of prisons. Thanks eh.

[@jonahmetzer]

Your stories are what keep me straight I absolutely do not want to go to prison especially over some dumb shit

[@savxav6x3]

MUCH respect for the Lil Peep shirt, I figured he was a fan as one of his lyrics reminded me of a Peep song. I have the same shirt

[@phillipsmith4501]

J.D , with you here in Sydney ,Australia mate we all watch your vids here congrats getting more likes we support you ,and our prisons all the rock spiders , peddos that is are put into segro so the monsters won't be brutalised, my younger brother told me this guy ended up with carrot up his ars for dobbing in and giveing up his accomplices to get a shorter sentence so prison isn't the place to be but American prisons are really scary because of overcrowding that's dangerous cheers mate .

[@tylervaneffen8298]

Much love my dude! As a Marine infantry combat vet I’m very comfortable in saying that prison gangs and a company of Marines are pretty damn similar. You say a lot of relatable shit my dude 😂. Keep at it! Love your stories

[@danielshafer1212]

Sock dude was probably the kind of kid who hit himself in the nuts with nunchucks when he was younger

[@dogloversrule8476]

5:13 you should name this chapter: why we can’t have nice things

[@old_timey_prospector]

This brings to my mind the question of home-engineering in prison. Weapons are the most popular, of course, and the prison tattoo gun is another popular piece of prison lore. But what about other feats of incarceration innovation? Art supplies? Furniture? Radios? Cooking appliances? Etc.?

[@Nick-ii9pg]

I saw someone use a clothing iron to cook a grilled cheese sandwich in the prison I went to 😂

[@old_timey_prospector]

@@Nick-ii9pg That's pretty neat. I once heard it put that the three most innovative groups of people on the planet are stoners, prisoners, and Marines. It's not stupid if it works.

[@shelbydunn3031]

I've been binging your content! Love it! What's the craziest thing that you or someone you know got sent to the hole for?

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you!!! I will be happy to make that video! 😂

[@Chris-wh1zd]

Your videos are dope asf bruh keep up the grind you got some crazy stories and we share the same opinions on a lot of shit 🤘🤘💯💯💯

[@the_juicyjayd]

You’re energy makes watching your content so addictive!

[@robertwindsor1455]

Really enjoying your stories Much respect

[@VictoriaBrown-s6x]

Non related to this article but they got the dude in LAPINE OREGON thank you for everything.

[@michaelhirschbuhl1823]

Just found your channel and I can’t stop watching

[@travissyme6755]

🇦🇺 Australia 🇦🇺 loved it brother... God Bless 🙌 brother's... T.....from Australia 🇦🇺

[@salvadoraraiza7588]

I would like to see a video on scoring dope, and the different ways to pay for the stuff, wether it's by money into accounts or commissary and the whole process of trafficking and trading and falling out of place to do different transactions. Thanks for creating this wonderful channel and the content.

[@russellg9158]

pillow case is larger so it also has a further reach with a higher velocity meaning more force. you can also compress paper to a point and use that as well.

[@feeman3345]

How do you cope with never being alone while in jail? Honestly? It's all fecking terrifying. Love ya work Big fella.

[@JdDelay5150]

Thank you! And I answered your question in a short that I just uploaded!

[@lauramattinglylove]

That blood born pathogen thing is the scariest shit. Dude, AIDS needle, nightmare fuel.

[@jennarollyson4107]

So not only are you getting shanked... You are getting shit*y shanked 😂😂

[@JdDelay5150]

It’s a bad deal!

[@Smokeyxz]

It’s seriously no joke. You get a blood infection that can easily kill you if not treated. I knew a guy who was a junkie. Long story short he used a syringe without a needle to shoot dope up his rectum, well he didn’t throw it away and it got mixed up somehow a couple weeks later. He rinsed it with water and put a needle on it and shot his dope in his arm. The spot where he shot in his arm a couple days later turned BLACK and he became deathly ill. The infection moved to his chest later he started having heart pain. I know all the details because he came to me to ask for antibiotics which I got for him and told him to get to the hospital. He didn’t listen but the antibiotics I got him saved him. Crazy times from back in the day man.

[@tonyengland420]

Anyone's else's adhd zone into background in and out ?

[@RicBixby]

Like your explanations I've never been to prison but have witnessed a couple of fights in a few different county holes😊

[@MattyCurtis1]

You should do a video on commissary items and the prices compared to the outside world

[@chrisleach4245]

Funny you mention lawn mower blades. My dad said that the biggest shank he ever saw was a busted lawnmower blade. A kid disrespected a old lifer and he ran in all the way through him. One of the messiest murders my dad helped investigate.

[@davekilgannon6965]

Can you do a video about former innates, yourself and others, who did time then turned their life around after they go out? Thanks

[@Ken-lc1kg]

2 socks and a baby powder container full of batteries.

[@moocow4u2]

Hey! Do they let amputees keep their prosthetic limbs or do they consider those a weapon??

[@rickl76]

Love your stories

[@lisareeder]

Interesting video

[@DuckTheif]

11:37 In Germany, you see WILD fucking weapons. I've heard stories of flamethrowers, crossbows, mini-swords, and even a pipe shotgun.

[@Professional_Youtube_Commenter]

I have a lot of respect for the Irish people. Irish people understand the plight of the Palestinians, because a lot of Irish people suffered through settler colonialism when the Anglo Saxons occupied Ireland and brought in Protestants to be their colonial agents. The Irish who turned and became uncle toms were given positions of power and acted for British interests, the Irish people who refused to bend over and allow the British to take their homeland and force their religion and their king down people's throats were moved onto barren lands and eventually forced to exile to America to escape the oppression. A lot of Irish people are sympatethic to the Palestinians because they see the same tactic used by British on Ireland being used by Israelis against Palestinians.

[@Donnyjohnsonbooks]

What's some of your favorite prison recipes?

[@JdDelay5150]

I made Thai spreads that were 🔥🔥🔥

[@wrongtelevision4270]

@@JdDelay5150 do human traffickers get it worse then pedos or same treatment

[@JdDelay5150]

@@wrongtelevision4270 Human trafficking is generally a federal charge. I haven’t been to federal prison, but I think it’s safe to assume that they are shark food.

[@wrongtelevision4270]

@@JdDelay5150 what happens to both male and female inmates for getting someone locked up for a false sexual assault accusation once that inmate that was falsely accused is proven innocent

[@JdDelay5150]

@@wrongtelevision4270 I have never once seen someone that was falsely accused of a sexual crime 🤷🏻 I mean everyone swears that they’re innocent of those crimes, but who wouldn’t? They know they’re about to get their whole shit caved in.

[@german_thug7635]

Your best prison story

[@happymonk4206]

These are always lessons to take heed and learn. Don't get stupid and sent to prison or even jail. People on the outside have no clue what awaits them if they go away for a while. The moral of this is to pay attention to uncle JDD. He knows his shit. I sure as hell don't want to go on a mandatory vay kay.

[@taylor_drift]

A little late to the party, but i hear powdered coffee creamer isn't allowed in prison anymore because people were making improvised grenades.

[@margaretschear1264]

I only did 9 months in torrance county nm and that was what I noticed inventive people man cool mofos I couldn't imagine doing years and years everytime the door shut it was like caged tiger probably walked 50 miles in just my cell love the channel dude keep up the good fight

[@momar678]

A sureño told me the worst was the ice pick (I assume the chain link poker) because it will create 10 holes per stab and there's no way they can sort it out through all the blood

[@James_Dowdy]

Glad I found your channel bro. Loving the content. The intake chomo vid had me weak!😂

[@pirobot668beta]

Metal tube packed with red lacquer scraped off of playing-cards. Crimped the ends to seal it, roasted it over a candle...explosion tore the door off its hinges. They don't use nitro-based lacquer in playing cards any more. William Kogut, 1930. Kinda a one-shot weapon, but pretty inventive.

[@mikeohagan2206]

read that in ripleys believe it or not when i was a kid. he cheated the hangman.

[@kaydb96]

Jd off topic abit but what's your training routine? and maybe what was your work out in prison?

[@jacobfreeman8198]

The last one reminds me that back then prisoners had coffee creamers which had animal fat (I think) which was flammable so they would use it to make improvise flame thrower

[@edwardpilipow2866]

What advice would you have for COs in regards to showing the respect due to each inmate as grown man? Overall do you have any advice besides being firm, fair and consistent?

[@ElMaynozaur]

Treat them like people talk to them like a guy at a gas station you're stuck in line with and never let your guard down and NEVER GET COMPROMISED

[@jamierupert7563]

If respect is shown, give it back. Keep your ego out of all of it. You didn't ask for my advice but I gave it. 😊

[@jrsacay9040]

How did you get along with the Serrano's where mix it up or was like in Southern California where your car under the same umbrella essentially one car like Pontiac GM dealership we Chevy

[@halleyschimney9542]

In Scotland, particular Glasgow barlinnie prison folk would put a penny between 2 razors and melt onto a toothbrush so when someone was slashed the docs would have to remove 2ml of skin between the gashes to sow up so the scar would be more prominent and the bottom end of the toothbrush would be sharpened into a spike for stabbing (plugging) so you’d have a 2 in 1 weapon razor for warnings and plugs for well you know. Shanks were called chibs and also newspapers were banned cause inmates would fold them up into hammers. Inside a cell that had a leaking roof it would get so cold icicles would form and be turned into pluggers using a towel for grip then when it melts the evidence would disappear and the towel would be used as a lie to save someone’s life so lesser sentences.

[@therake9474]

I have seen a schank the size of a machete. With a nice handle and a sharp blade. It was hidden in X pod rafters during an annual shakedown/ lockdown in Texas.

[@JazzKazoo0930]

Those bio weapons could be considered actual fucking war crimes lmao

[@apwmojack]

The ball on a chain is not a mace it's a flail a mace is a handle with a metal ball at the end .. similar to a war hammer

[@WTFFN]

Make sure you tie the lock or you can split the seem.

[@TheAlphaMael]

Worst prison meals countdown? Lols.

[@denniswood7503]

I worked in grey 24 yrs in Texas. In the kitchen. So many things that could kill you in there. And not just the obvious. When I first started we didnt even lock the knives to the tables. That was real comfortable.

[@evanvanhavel]

i really like you vid, glad to ride this one out with you!

[@jessekauffman3336]

Just found your channel. Good shit

[@CR-vu1rt]

One of my cousins did 20 in Upstate N.Y. for armed robbery. He’s since straightened his life out and has a family. I remember the collect calls to my parent’s house from prison. I heard about mop buckets with the squeeze handle used as weapons to literally beat the shit out of someone as well.

[@deadlived8858]

Aiii thought I’d never get to see a McDonald’s add on his channel. Let’s get it!!

[@willhigginbotham2051]

love you man, love your content, your the best

[@Cinderblocksally]

Hey! Do you have any experience with people playing D&D in prison? I’ve heard it exists but haven’t heard of any first hand accounts.

[@JdDelay5150]

There was a few dudes playing at Oregon State Penn. just normal gamers there on decent charges!

[@dragonmaster4405]

It's not fraud, IT SHOWMANSHIP😎

[@jerryhart5520]

Hey JD Delay love the videos. Ever witnessed any Riots? Small scale or other?

[@martytagtow2273]

Just wondering..have you ever did a review of movies...blood in blood out..for example...American me...maybe ideas for vids..:)

[@chrisslupski1525]

Liquid floor wax will turn newspaper into damn near steel. Dip a piece, roll it up tight, let it dry solid, repeat. In a few days You can build a very respectable pointy bone crusher. I've heard powdered coffee creamer works too, guess that's why they don't sell it a lot of places

[@Fendogs.]

In the movie Bad boys Sean Penn uses the pillow case full of pop cans.

[@ryanmarten2103]

As a Lieutenant In a woman's prison gassing happens all time

[@huh4tofpv384]

Texas has a prison museum in Huntsville.. they have TONS of shanks they had confiscated.. and I think Bonnie and clide stuff..

[@heisenblue359]

You boxed? That's dope, you gonna do a vid on how people trained boxing in prison?

[@thedondeano926]

Also been to county many times never to long, but I heard a few stories about making wine, an as far as my name goes on here, pay no attention it was a nickname given to me, one I rather not be known by

[@ChimneySm0ke]

I'm a correctional officer At a maximum security prison in Missouri state A couple months ago a man was beat to death with a state tray. Blunt force Trauma like that was a sight to behold

[@JdDelay5150]

Hold up. What type of trays do you guys have?

[@JdDelay5150]

Everywhere that I’ve been has kind of weak plastic trays.

[@ChimneySm0ke]

@@JdDelay5150 they are indeed plastic trays. It was red and probably about a quarter inch thick at its best. Weight of probably 2.5lbs max. Also he was in seg when it happend. The man's name who died was Ronnie Brown a C-5 Alpha who was up on a 3.1. My colleagues put the man in with him named Mcall. Ronnie started it tho. Mcall finished it

[@colonelaj796]

@@JdDelay5150 i seen a dude in the hole in missouri damn near come through the window on the cell door smashing it with a tray! Those trays are pretty stout

[@JaxAttax451]

Which prison was this? I think I saw that on the news somewhere.

[@jimmyliles2815]

Was waiting for you to touch on the Vaseline napalm.

[@mynameismud1776]

You forgot SSI toilet brushes. They are practically clubs, then a pointy shank when they break on someone's head

[@markeldred5541]

Whenever it you talk about locks in a sock it takes me right to soap in a sock. We didn't have access to heavy s*** like locks but we sure as hell had bars of soap

[@cingular7895]

New to your channel appreciate the education thank you. You do have any stories with someone who has a sleep condition that needs to use a machine so he doesn't snore. Always wanted to know that they do with people who can't let other people sleep because they are too loud😊.

[@matthewwilliams647]

Ever come across Australians, and how did they go.

[@roberthenry3757]

In old Folsom. You could smell alcohol being distilled. Do it twice 190 flammable as f***. I also saw someone in San Quentin stuck with a pen. 30 times !

[@OverGiraffe-zl1qs]

From where do they get the fiberglass?

[@caseypatty76]

Baby oil heated up in a microwave works wonders also

[@kalebbillig3472]

If you got a belt, lock the lock around the belt and pull the belt all the way through the buckle (so the lock is stuck in the loop the belt makes) not gonna break no matter what! A razor blade slasher works better as a double blade 1/8 - 1/4 of an inch apart then you open up a chunk of skin when you slash and make it real hard to stich closed

[@jamesrogers2780]

I've seen nunchucks made from two books, I can't remember what they were connected with. Probably braided shoelaces. Another CO confiscated it.

[@CaptNaufragio]

Hey bud ya know i do have a question for ya... Where ya in florida? Come to sarasota and have some water or whatever for st patties, eat some brisket, corned beef cabbage.... A buncha shit!

[@brandonbitner5367]

I love your shirt and your vids JD one love

[@Lord_zero622]

Dudeeee when you said gassing I thought u mean like someone made like mustard gas or something bc if I remember correctly it’s just some cleaning chemicals