Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 512

Episode 512 of Prisoner. All rights to their owners.
"Prisoner: Cell Block H" "Episode 512" "Ep512" "Ep0512" "Complete Episode" "Complete Episodes" "Full Episode" "Full Episode" "Judy Bryant" "Betty Bobbitt" "Lou Kelly" "Louise Siversen" "Bobbie Mitchell" "Maxine Klibingaitis" "Marlene Warren" "Genevieve Lemon" "Sweetie" "Lexie Patterson" "Pepe Trevor" "Frances Harvey" "Geoff Macrae" "Les Dayman" "Matt Delaney" "Peter Bensley" "Frank Burke" "Trevor Kent" "Joan Ferguson" "The Freak" "Maggie Kirkpatrick" "Elspeth Ballantyne" "Meg Morris" "Meg Jackson" "Ann Reynolds" "Gerda Nicolson" "Joyce Barry" "Joy Westmore" "Dennis Cruikshank" "Nigel Bradshaw" "Shane Munroe" "Robert Summers" "Season 7" "Season 07" "Season 007" "1985" "Fight Scene" "Wentworth" "Wentworth Detention Centre" "Wentworth Prison" "Dangerous Women" "Caged Women" "Orange is the New Black" "Oz" "Bad Girls" "Within These Walls" "Prison Drama" "Jail" "Gaol" "TV Show" "TV Series" "Television Show" "Crime Show"

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

jude playin' the theme song on the wentworth player piano, real nice.

[@volginicity]

Did anyone notice Judy playing the prisoner theme tune on piano at 31 minutes.

[@burbercat3558]

+Paul c.Good spot. The prisoner closing theme drives me up the wall. On the Second verse when she sings "last night I dreamed we were together", on the end it sounds like she's having a stroke.

[@shilonel2284]

Not, it was only Georgie and then Pixie.

[@gnewchie3956]

@@shilonel2284 No Judy is all over EVERY young girl that enters Wentworth. It really is noticeably sickening!

[@shilonel2284]

@@gnewchie3956 that's not how I see it, she was a mother figure to most of them.

[@spectrumlocalb191]

Paul c YES THIS WAS THE YEAR THE LYNN HAMILTON RELEASED THE THEME ON RECORD. DID ANYONE KNOW WHEN YOU SEARCH LYNN HAMILTONS NAME ON GOOGLE THE BLACK WOMAN LYNN HAMILTON WHO PLAYED FRED SANFORDS GIRLFRIEND ON SANFORD AND SON COMES UP.

[@8ballpoolking1]

Love the way they all stand back and watch when Lou was holding Judy over the drier. There was several of them standing there and they could have easily taken on Lou collectively to get her off. The funny thing is that many of them claim to be Judy's friend, but in truth they are a bunch of hopeless wimps when it comes to the crunch. Quite pathetic really and its easy to see how Lou has managed to gain control so easily during Myra's absence.

[@markxxx21]

There's no way Lou could have moved Judy to the drier.

[@karennicholls8532]

Why didn't someone turn the bloody drier off?

[@bernadettelamb54]

Prefer to see Lou as top dog over Judy.

[@KenyanBunnie]

@@bernadettelamb54 🤣😂

[@yolandasmith3224]

@@karennicholls8532 lol that is what i would shout out if i was there. Turn off the damn dryer she will be alright and went back to folding

[@doitlikethebereans1690]

So glad that creep was found guilty.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Now Dennis is back I wonder how many times he'll mention Borstal.

[@philipwelshman9609]

I did 5 years under the old borstal system. It was OK.

[@bernadettelamb5990]

​@@philipwelshman9609Do you stand on your roof with a microphone shouting about it every night like Dennis does?

[@josephmullin5845]

Not sure yet but he does mention Barnsley to Frank Burke later on.

[@bernadettelamb5990]

@@josephmullin5845 He also says it to Joan 'I did ten years at Borstal' lol

[@josephmullin5845]

@@bernadettelamb5990 borstal is an obscession to him

[@lmjones7716]

Bobbie's giving me a right headache. Does she never stop shouting?

[@lisaann3063]

LM Jones -Lexi gets even worse with the shouting although considering you posted this three years ago you probably know that already... 😜

[@LeadMineGal]

Pig

[@karennicholls8532]

NO!

[@KenyanBunnie]

Lol We don’t get a break! Because now comes Lexi! Though to be honest I end up really liking Bobbie and Lexi and even Rabbit 🤣😂

[@brandismith6916]

God! Does she ever, but I do adore her character.

[@karennicholls2296]

Sam "robot, robot,robot" Greenway is a pain in the arse.

[@bernadettelamb5990]

She makes every damn conversation about herself

[@BernieLamb-m6k]

My mum my mum my art mural 😂

[@chevken1831]

Bobbie ,Lexie, and Rabbit sound like annoying 8th Grade teenagers.

[@karennicholls2296]

Have to agree.

[@arlaabrell8658]

There's a lot of people with some form of arrested development in prisons, in fact many people in general often function at a middle school level in certain situations. Many simply manage to avoid those situations by insulating themselves against the possibility of them happening.

[@72Bats]

Lexie looks absolutely ridiculous in those clothes!

[@samisticlife]

Loads of Boy George fans in the 80s dressed like that

[@LaCajaFuertedelVHS]

Thanks. I finished it about five weeks ago, and eps 600-692 were (mostly, except for the boat storyline and a few other boring ones) an improvement. That been said, I think the first 350 eps were the best, amazing! 350-450 very irregular, 450-580 the worst, 580-620 excellent, 620-670 good, 670-692 excellent.

[@frank-vy9xe]

if they sacked ellspeth, the show would be on the air today. She with her lousy acting ruined it. When she screamed, you didn't know whether she was laughing or crying. Too bad they never got rid of her. Notice how there is no "Mrs. Morris" in the new wentworth?

[@charlottewebb2184]

@@frank-vy9xe they swapped Mrs Jackson dying instead of Mr Jackson in the new Wentworth that's y there is no Mrs Morris.....(she was Jackson b4)

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@frank-vy9xe but Mrs Morris was first known as "Mrs.Jackson" and there WAS a Mrs.Jackson in "Wentworth" (only briefly though, as she was stabbed by Franky Doyle and died)

[@GarethColquhoun]

​@@frank-vy9xe What crap you do spew

[@laurajames723]

Lou is pure evil and disgusting! I wish they would get rid of her...

[@bernadettelamb54]

Why is Yameel suddenly talking in third person about herself lol. 'Yameel promise'.

[@andrewmorrice9139]

I not understaaand!

[@phantomlagger5363]

The way Meg emphasises certain words occasionally is a bit strange. Like “I am not the guilty ONE” “neckLACE” and TeddyBEAR” etc. Its the little things like that that make this show special. Like Meemos

[@karennicholls2296]

Yes. The Teddy BEAR one got me.

[@Juliukas101]

I hate Meg's voice and strange intonation. Cassette player was another one of her phrases.

[@susi-emily]

@@Juliukas101 She said it like CASS-ette, rather than C'sette like most of us do.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

❤❤❤I LOVE that JUDY was playing the' Prisoner Cell Block H' Theme" on the Piano❤❤❤

[@rosslamb7069]

Dennis's new haircut makes him look older

[@soapsnthings4182]

The exploding yellow (coming from the pumpkins) only added more colour to the array of other colours on the clown (Lexie).

[@nigelthomas4820]

SoapsNthings 😂😂😂😂 can't stand Lexie

[@tuxedo9824]

Most famous line on the show YOU ARE ON A CHARGE ....

[@sb6678]

Why does that Yamil have to refer to herself in the third person? It is extremely tedious

[@colleenlamb5521]

She needs a mental hospital

[@phantomlagger5363]

Barry should be sacked for gossiping about Meg behind her back like that. She should be treating Meg with dignity and kindness, and talking about her behind her back and “accidentally” disclosing personal information about her is unforgivable.

[@geoffparis4337]

I AGREE TYPICAL OF JOYCE SHES SO STUPID

[@mike-kellydutkiewicz5991]

When you care about someone and this happens to them it's hard to react.. I was raped and got pregnant from it..I kept my baby tho .today he's 14 and perfect in every way possible ❤️

[@GarethColquhoun]

Oh catch a bloody grip.

[@lizzyallan9665]

"its me aunty joan", "jaws"

[@sparky2098]

7:45 Yemil is not happy.....What's up with speaking in the third person? 22:18 Love that eye raising expression Joan.

[@channelthree9424]

+Cathy Faruque I was wondering the same thing since she wasn't talking that way when she first began to talk. Her country of origin is never identified so I'm not sure why she speaks like that. I guess it's the writers opinion of how someone from that unidentified part of the world would speak English.

[@karennicholls2296]

Speaking in the third person is weird.

[@rosslamb2074]

Imagine wanting someone to be your girlfriend after knowing them for two days

[@scottleicester4266]

They love using that laundry sack for people to fall on lol.

[@kystars]

Bobbie and I are born on the same day and year. amazing

[@boryanakasabova5184]

I'm sorry, this show is really stretching my suspension of disbelief. The day a union accepts someone who defies union directives as union rep is the day hell freezes over. It's just another "shit on Joan" story point.

[@carleneboulden4386]

Pcbh gets more and more silly as time goes on lol.

[@stuartpatto1976]

Can't believe Pixies gone, i've only just got over Reb going.

[@KatieLou-gd3ck]

I Love Reb Keane she Brilliant Good Acting I love it she bring back PrisonerscellBlaockH for Good

[@frazzleface753]

Reb's not done yet by a long chalk.

[@marycalmeiro1135]

This series gets into your head

[@rosslamb6643]

He's known Bobbie for a few days and wants her to be his girlfriend lol, typical prisoner.

[@rosslamb2074]

It's so over pushed with Dennis we all KNOW he's from Yorkshire my god he never shuts up about where he's from or his beloved Borstal and every other character constantly mentions it too like oh wait, really? I thought he was from Africa

[@glennmccappin8825]

I'm from Yorkshire

[@lamontbradford4630]

This is the 3rd time Blubberguts was held next to the dryer 1st Margo then Reb now Lou. Jude can crush all three by sitting on them.

[@ross3895]

Joyce should be fired for gossiping about Meg like that

[@jamessky9155]

I think Meg had a bit of a typical sarcastic moment one would expect from Colleen.... Chris: Are you alright? Meg: Terrific! 😂😂 13th October 2023.

[@colleenlamb5521]

Meg had her best sarcastic moments when Tracey and her boyfriend kidnapped her lol

[@1981Galadriel]

Seeing that lawyer bring up Meg's personal life was infuriating! As for Dennis: the only person to blame for his ex's professional demise is Heather herself for being a moron. After Bea, Myra, most of the woman and other screws failed to get rid of Joan, she honestly thought she could? Come on. His logic does not make sense.

[@agemoth]

I like Rabbit a lot she has a good heart.

[@sunndive]

31;00 Judy is playing the theme music on the piano !,

[@gnewchie3956]

Does anyone else think that Frank Burke could pass as young Shane's dad? Lol. They look similar. Older and younger version of each other. Lexie: Seems like everyone's getting out of here one way or another ... *looks at Judy ... Sorry! Lol. I dunno why I found that funny.

[@lindahanley9773]

Omg that voice of Bobbi Mitchell’s 🤦‍♀️

[@maadmaestro]

Joyce 'foot in it' Barry!

[@bernadettelamb54]

Yahmeel thinks this Yahmeel thinks that :/

[@colinluby5950]

Joy should have so been in the ‘carry on’ films

[@LUCAX651]

Barbara Fields’ boyfriend in court with meg lol

[@jtpinnyc]

I hope Judy realizes she's messing with the space-time continuum playing the Prisoner theme on the piano like that

[@simosc2]

sad...this sort of treatment of the court is why so many victims of rape don't report it

[@brandismith6916]

That is sadly so true. This system could be awfully cruel to some women.

[@annamagowan390]

It goes both ways innocent men get mistreated and found guilty

[@DavidPittman15]

1:04 best bit in the episode..... especially when they used of one of the late Francis Monkman's epic masterpieces in the background

[@saxongreen78]

Ferret got NAILED! Not casting aspersions on the character of Alan Pentland, but he does play a convincing crim.

[@LUCAX651]

Dennis needs a haircut 💇‍♀️

[@Sheri451]

Am I the lone person that actually likes Dennis?I reckon Jude is really proud to have written "On The Outside"

[@gthbf1]

Dennis is a fucking wanker that looks like my older brother that thinks hes so great cos he owns his own company...........Well hes not the boss of me!

[@Sheri451]

Okay. I'm sorry.

[@gthbf1]

So you bloody should be

[@soapsnthings4182]

Love Dennis, too, Sheri. :-)

[@Sheri451]

I am glad to know I'm not alone

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

they don't mix men & women in today's prisons. they shouldn't have done it then even for a show. having them at wentworth for protection is one thing, but mixing their time together shouldn't have been allowed. to be honest, i've been in jail more than one occasion and we never saw the males in the city county jail, and in the military brig we ate together in the mess hall but we sat on opposite sides of the room. there were work related situations like in the laundry where we mixed under supervision but other than that, no outdoor recreation together or anything else. shop class was for the males only.

[@sandiecooke1465]

+Corinna Zaccone You know its fictional..right?

[@adrianenglish4909]

Interesting story enjoyed that

[@kelrebec]

"Now, shift your fat, Bryant" LMAO

[@jiggarypokery]

***** Always loved that dialogue! 'Shift your fat' Hahaha

[@kelrebec]

jiggarypokery Hell's yeah, the writers really do come through for Lou and a few of the others!!!

[@johnw2328]

The insults to fat Bryant are much deserved 😊

[@carleneboulden4386]

John W why lol?

[@johnw2328]

Carlene Boulden Bryant is pathetic

[@ianfindly3257]

"Do you like Prince or Micheal Jackson?" .. . If THAT line doesn't DATE this episode!

[@karenbrooks1666]

Lol does date it abit, 4 me Jackson all the way xx

[@tefllife2024]

Neither thanks.

[@zeddeka]

​@@karenbrooks1666easy to forget just how old Prisoner is. Pretty much nearer in time to the war than today.

[@mattlindsay6974]

Poor pixie Judy would be very upset. She loved pixie.

[@lamontbradford4630]

Jude was in love with her.

[@stevencassidy6982]

It's so obvious about Burke, while Dreyfus is explaining it McCrae immediately guessed it was Burke. Now tthat Myra's gone - loved Lou taking over. I think if I'd been an original viewer Marlene, Lexie and Bobbi would have driven me away from the show..

[@tezzyyoung492]

I hate the way they always make Judy look so piss weak with the pacemaker routine!! Yawn!!

[@Ostine8333]

Yes she could’ve easily took on Kelly didn’t get that scene.

[@bunclip]

Anyone else noticed that in every trial in this series, the 'nasty' barristers acting for the accused, bullying the victims under cross-examination, always have upper class British accents, in the same way a lot of Hollywood villains (can't think of any offhand but I've heard them) do? Must be the whole 'colonial' thing.

[@DianaSheward]

No,we're just good at being baddies!🤭🇬🇧♥️♥️♥️🐊🐊🐊

[@agemoth]

I like Ann's blazer jacket on this episode.. That colour and the flecked look makes her look very distinguished.

[@PaulDoe79]

I actually liked Yemil. I loved her using her name in third person lol

[@fionahepburn4766]

Joyce's reaction to the exploding pumpkins 😂😂

[@rosslamb7069]

Glad Pixies gone now all we need to get rid of is Bobbies screaming and Judy's winging and that pointless character so irrelevant can't even think of her name.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Yamil (Jane Doe)

[@giovanni1965]

Pumpkin spit!! HAHAHAHA

[@nigelthomas4820]

Chris Giovanni 😂😂😂

[@waterkoga]

La Caja Fuerte del VHS - I have to agree. I've made it this far and I'm determined to see it through to the end (why, I have no idea) but these episodes are dire. Judy Bryant, Lexi, Warren, Lou are annoying but Yemile is just nails-down-the-blackboard painful. I guess I keep watching that feeling of lightness when they've been written out and to see Freak get hers in 692. WTF HAPPENED TO MY LIFE!!!

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol funny

[@charlottewebb2184]

Wait til Jenny Hartley comes in she is the worst character ever to grace pcbh 🤯😠🤯🤯😠

[@rosslamb2074]

Judy's a joke lool

[@rosemiles-ford3544]

Those wigs are ridiculous looking on the lawyers in the courtroom. 😂

[@josephd.2725]

31:00 Judy playing the Prisoner theme "On the Inside" on the piano.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

I've also wrote a comment about this^🥰 hehe

[@josephd.2725]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 It's cool... but it also makes us realise that it's all a big fictional play, and they're reminding us of that! 😆

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@josephd.2725 😆😆 I do Love that Judy played that Prisoner theme on the Piano, though 😍

[@josephd.2725]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 Yes, for sure, a nice touch!

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@josephd.2725 🥰👍

[@MsMystique420]

I had a meme made with Ferguson and that ever-so-famous look on her face and i captioned it "You cant beat or defeat the Freak". You'd love that :D Want to show it to you. I loved it.

[@bunclip]

Yes, please do!

[@veronicagraham656]

Felt sorry for meg in court

[@TheMJFan203]

Were a fan of Kean because she is simply a fabulous villain but your entitled to an opinion

[@NativeMoon]

Nice to have Yorkshire Pud back and glad to see he's not putting up with Ferguson's nonsense. He is deluding himself about Heather though. I was happy see Fergo give Lexie a slap; she's as annoying as Marlene. The women are being useless yet again; if they all banded together Lou wouldn't stand a chance. It's bizarre how Judy was so tough when she first came into the show and now she's just all mouth and no action. The dryer interfering with her pacemaker routine is tired now. It's sweet that Bobbie's colleague is interested in her, though they are moving way too fast. Poor man will have recurring earaches from all her shouting.

[@wonderawhile5832]

I would like to personally bash the living hell out of Lexie. She is one of the worst characters in the entire series. I hoped her visit would be short-lived. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

[@karenbrooks1666]

Freak did the job with a good right hand to Lexi, saves me doing it xxx

[@stuartpatto1976]

Yes Miss Ferguson, lol no-one messes with the Fergster.

[@andrew23947]

at 3:33 judy attempts to play a off key rendition of on the inside the theme of prisoner

[@TallSilentGuy]

andrew baker Think you mean 30:59, don't you?

[@andrew23947]

Jack Spratt yea sorry jack and tallsilent keyboard gremlins

[@andrew23947]

TallSilentGuy yeah that's what I ment those keyboard gremlins

[@nigelthomas4820]

Is Jude deaf 😂😂😂

[@rpatricknabors]

yum yorkshire pudding is back

[@dream-67]

Patrick Nabors 🤢

[@kutaman1]

Christ we are about to get rid of a screamer in Bobbie and pick up another in Lexie. I don’t think my ears can handle it!!

[@frankbrodie5168]

Aw no, not more of the Shane bullshit! On the plus side, it's nice to see Barnsley Billy back lol. I'm a South Yorkshire man myself and if I was actually attempting the worst stereotypically Barnsley accent I couldn't do better.

[@susi-emily]

I always thought Dennis sounded pretty genuine, but I'm from Kent, so obviously have no clue at all 🙂

[@BernieLamb-m6k]

Shane and his stupid ribena mustache 😂

[@carleneboulden4386]

At 29:18, the james bond music again, always seems to be played on megs scenes.

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

I'll be glad when Lou has gone. But at least she's open in her evil ways unlike Angel.

[@carleneboulden4386]

Yeah, what you see is what you get with Lou lol.

[@paulb4519]

21:52 backhand slap, like a boss.

[@LaCajaFuertedelVHS]

these episodes are so BORING! i really want to finish all 692 episodes, but i'm really struggling now. I can't stand any of the characters, not even Morris or Judy.

[@ecolin4906]

I agree....i am using the skip so many times now each episode. Never did this until recently. Yawn yawn

[@michelleevans4948]

Eni Colin getting very boring aren’t they

[@tonyjohansson7567]

The 1985 season wasn't the strongest, but the episodes will pick up again. And the 1986 season is brilliant.

[@Ostine8333]

Then you minus well not even watch..what’s the point

[@TYNEPUNK]

god judy is easy to beat, if it happens that quick im suprised she doesnt collapse everytime she walks past a dryer. she used to be tough too

[@benharis1956]

Lexi doesn't have to work Miss Furgson she on Remand @21:47.

[@biddendensue]

That's what they always did in rape trials. Women were advised to drop the charges unless they had absolute proof because they would have their characters torn apart in court.

[@zombiemaradona]

Was that "On the inside" Judy was playing at the piano at 30.33?

[@michelleevans4948]

zombiemaradona yes

[@mistofoles]

Tut tut ! In-fighting amongst the staff, most unprofessional !

[@TYNEPUNK]

he forgets about poor pixie fast tho.

[@richardmichaeldoran520]

Sam's sister looks like she could be Pat Slattery,s daughter

[@dod4luce]

sold, not soled LOL

[@lisaann3063]

Samantha’s sister in the visiting room. I can’t tell if she’s 6 or 16... wtheck???

[@wild7279]

Who ever thought it was necesary re intoduce Crockwank the professional yorskshire man and knudged out Murphy ?? Also Yemil's character has more or less been writen in twice before , I think these days it would have been called a white privlidge story line back then it would have been seen as good intentioned .

[@bernadettelamb54]

Yeah Dennis 'when I was at Borstal' Crookshanks a pain in the arse as he never shuts up about Borstal or England.

[@bettieboo2010]

Aww, love that little fella Shane, such a cute kid.

[@jmjohnson1081]

Doesn't Sam understand why her birth mother doesn't visit her.

[@clhs]

At this point the show was really dark and bleak. A bit of levity would have been nice; and absurdly exploding pumpkins don’t really cut it.

[@angelapay3718]

The defence barrister was also poor Barbara Fields's solicitor!

[@wild7279]

didn't one of the barristers play the boyfriend of that con who Jim went out with or that artist character ,Karry Vincents agent ?

[@dementednun1175]

Poor Pixi !! Still waiting on Mini to come back hehe or Kate peaterson

[@adeola1]

Why the heck does Bobbie shout? Prisoner's representation of lesbians is so negative. Judy is a disgrace!

[@NGSooty]

+adeola1 it shows how much times have changed. When the show first aired there were complaints it was to pro-lesbian.

[@phantomlagger5363]

They it in Wentworth. Nicole De Silva played a fantastic Frankie Doyle. And now a lesbian is Top Dog!

[@samisticlife]

​@phantomlagger5363 there were loads of them in that. Even Marie was bi

[@lucyllewellyn2850]

Sparks are flying for bobbi.

[@spartybrearly7221]

Cruickshank the Yorkshire pudding is back

[@ecolin4906]

Bobbie meeting boyfriend at work....sounds like the Doreen & Kevin story way back.

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

No but Doreen and different

[@cosmicwartoad2587]

Not get a charge for wrecking a library? In Wentworth you can't even fart without being put in solitary,

[@ziggydamaestro]

Lexie at 4:21 - Bobbie Mitchell caps lock mode ENGAGED FOR THE NEXT ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT EPISODES!!!!!!!!!!

[@MsMystique420]

♫♫♪♪ Shane is back. Back again. Shane is back. Tell a friend. ♫♫♪♪ Eminem's Without me. lol Good kid. I do love the sweetness he brings out in Aunty Joan. But also love the evil side of her, too. Bahahaha

[@LUCAX651]

Oh not a certain boy at the end Argh !