Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 583

[@foofyguy]

When May and Willie were walking up the road, I half expected Wally to come by in his ute.

[@amykjorlien326]

Bryan Walker omg I am laughing so hard right now! my dogs think I'm nuts!

[@queeng5925]

Bryan lmao... classic!!! one of the best comments ive ever read here lol xxx

[@jmjohnson1081]

That would have been nice to see WALLY.

[@teasdaleeden]

Haha and he'd say "Gday"

[@chrisgibson2314]

@foofyguy you forgot to mention he would also be wearing Anne Reynolds dressing gown

[@josephd.2725]

Pat Slattery "overpowered"... LMAO. Even Joyce Barry could have contained them better than that! 🤣

[@WolvesofWilloughbyChase]

Poor pat's just come off of a false suspension and now the governor decides to set her up for this. I would be fuming I'd I found out

[@josephd.2725]

@@WolvesofWilloughbyChase LOL, Pat Slattery is a joke. She may come across as confident and competent in her manner, but underneath all of that, she's in the same prison warder competence league as Joyce Barry! A useless shite.. 🤣 But, at least Mrs. Barry is likeable!

[@marycalmeiro1135]

It would be funny to see May and Willie over powerm the Freak 😢

[@bernadettelamb5990]

Lexie calling the council a joke, she has a short memory, they helped her with her trashy t-shirts

[@billymarch-rd7vr]

If you fast forward the bits with Lexi in, you miss the majority of each episode! 😅

[@bumblebeejimmy]

May is dressed like something from the French Resistance in 'Allo Allo 😂😂

[@TFOOS]

😅😅

[@bumblebeejimmy]

Ffs yer man pulls the covers off the bed & finds the bullet under the matress!?😂😂😂 The Police search team must have been trained by Stevie Wonder.

[@francistreml148]

Inspector Grace will be keen to book someone totally innocent anyway 😂

[@martynduffy]

Helen Keller assisted the forensics apparently.

[@booers79]

Willie's reaction to the barking dog at 4:55 is her finest moment!

[@Cat3ycat]

The Eve/Lawyer storyline is so ridiculous. The forensic team didn’t check the mattress? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@alexjohnston8889]

Yes, I thought the same thing.

[@charlottewebb582]

I cud get passed that but the fact the lawyer and eve were in love with each other and they had only met each other twice!! And that was for a limited amount of time to blows my mind!!! 😂 😂

[@ThomasFromTN]

@@charlottewebb582 How old are you? The lawyer/client tryst after only two meetings is far more believable than a forensics team at a potential murder scene missing a bullet bury inside a mattress, even if the mattress had been flipped.

[@emilywiltshire6537]

It amazes me the range of emotions Joan has me feeling - a few eps ago i felt soooo sorry for her with ho Teri treated her...and now i'm disgusted with how sadistic and cruel she can be. such a complex character! amazing actress, as is the girl who plays Reb

[@TeresaCalladine]

I agree

[@ecolin4906]

I though Willie was going to fall off the back of that truck when it drove off. Doesn't look very secure..lol

[@adrianenglish4909]

Thought she was going to fall of the truck or hoped she was

[@bernadettelamb54]

Can they stop portraying Lexi as tough :/ she struggled to beat up a 15 year old. It's a joke how she can bully people off the pool table and is able to stand up to Lou. Stop weakening other characters for bloody Lexi. Bloody producers daughter!

[@ignoretubeignoretube9432]

Kind of... but Lou isn't tough. She's a blow-hard and a s...-stirrer. But she is really stupid and gets herself beaten up all the time. In a real prison, somebody like her who irritates everybody and has no brains or brawn would have been dead long ago.

[@Kblog777]

Wentworth is like a holiday camp atm. The likes of Jenny and Chook would get eaten alive in Blackmoor.

[@queeng5925]

kblogg yeah n wentworth tis MEANT to b max sec... thats a laugh. NONE of the stuff they get tis allowed in max and a lot not even min

[@bernadettelamb5990]

They would get bullied in a real prison

[@swanskogjsson151]

I like theese episodes. Finally, May and Willie got a story that make the actresses able to show their skills. Quite good story.

[@hello5007]

Love Auntie May!

[@marycalmeiro1135]

Prison doesn't look so bad, with that bunch of criminals. My girl guide camp was more gangster.😅

[@gavinduenas3584]

If you're in a particularly reckless mood, take a drink every time Nora says "council" in this episode.

[@WolvesofWilloughbyChase]

Cheers!

[@karennicholls2296]

Not a bad idea.

[@charlottewebb582]

Oreery time jenny says nanana in EVERY episode 😂

[@LUCAX651]

I see Faye Quinn's old friend from the pub ( the one she stole those video recorders with) has now become a boarding house owner giving willie & may a room lol !! . Prisoner certainly loves to recycle !.

[@amykjorlien326]

LUCAX651 good catch!

[@sheriheffner2098]

That's who I thought he was.

[@helengazzara8725]

Jack Perry was half of the Zig and Zag clown act. The seedy half as it turned out.

[@josephd.2725]

Not to mention that the driver who showed up to help Faye steal the VCRs was the same guy who played Lionel Fellowes! 🤣

[@sarahkorver2439]

Joyce Barry’s face when she heard noises from inside the waiting room 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaellee9467]

That was so funny. The actress that played Joyce was excellent.

[@Karin-]

That has to be one of the most pathetic escapes.. May grabs Pat and she crawls into the van herself LOL

[@chanteloconnell8919]

Yes! 🤣🤣

[@sarahkorver2439]

Lmao i found that part hilarious xxx

[@arlaabrell8658]

The Freak sure supplements her income on a regular basis.

[@trickynicky4268]

Why is Lou Kelly so negative about EVERYTHING. Alice was hilarious in the talent section.

[@kathleenhager9937]

I had to go look when she leaves I can't stand her!!!!

[@Summer21.]

Tricky Nicky She is and so is the bloody Freak. I did enjoy it better when they both weren't in it. 😃 Both of them thought Wentworth was theirs. What a load of old bollocks. It never was theirs to begin with. 😜

[@charlottewebb2184]

I know she is a nightmare but she has saved these last few episodes altho it's definitely picking up now 😉

[@josephd.2725]

Reb is a play on rebel, and Lou is a play on, well... loser! lol

[@2589hbradley]

omg the fucking forensic team can't find the bullet but a lawyer can....

[@trickynicky4268]

Wonder why Julie keeps saying that she is ugly. She is beautiful.

[@Kblog777]

She certainly proved so in Neighbours.

[@amykjorlien326]

Tricky Nicky she's gorgeous! was Neighbors filmed down the hall from Prisoner or something!? seems everyone was on both shows! lol

[@pauliejay4161]

Australian TV - everyone gets a run on every production at some stage.

[@Summer21.]

Amy Kjorlien I believe Channel 10's studio floor space was taken over with Neighbours starting in 1986, after Prisoner finished production also in 1986. 😃

[@bernadettelamb54]

People like Julie are irritating, some people actually are ugly.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Anne you and your awful daughter didn't even bother to attend Jenny's trial... so pleased, yeah right .

[@TheHighPriestessStudio]

Looks like the same room Bobby stayed in when she was a pro in Sydney

[@gthbf1]

Why is May dressed like a 19th century newspaper boy?

[@mariaabundantliving6965]

gthbf1 😄😄😄😄

[@outtherelivinginthepub1973]

Why do u watch prisoner, you're not a woman, you're not gay from what I remember! ???

[@outtherelivinginthepub1973]

gthbf1 I mean.

[@gthbf1]

@@outtherelivinginthepub1973 Because I like it.

[@outtherelivinginthepub1973]

@@gthbf1 but you'll quite gladly insult someone who is gay who watches it??? I remember you, big macho big mouth with some kind of ego. #hypocritesadness

[@agemoth]

I actually liked Willie's hat and dress ensemble!

[@queeng5925]

so did i... the most modern one on the show fer a woman her age

[@josephd.2725]

34:45 Julie cracked me up with that one! It sounded like they had figured out that Lurch was really a bloke! 🤣

[@amykjorlien326]

I think Grace or whomever is on the case needs a new forensics team. Did it not occur to anyone to flip the damn mattress? Took the lawyer who is head over heels for the bitch two seconds to find the bullet a whole bloody forensics team couldn't find? smh

[@wcwnumber1fan]

Best riot? Mine was the Doyle riot at the begining of the series

[@agemoth]

lee sheard the Blackmoor riot!!

[@angelfire77777]

Blackmoor riot unbeatable!!!

[@hello5007]

Mari Winter was always good for a riot.

[@rosiew1952]

Omg all those towels stacked &folded so perfect in eves cupboard in her bedroom "reminds me of that film sleeping with the enemy lol

[@KenyanBunnie]

Lol! The detectives never turned over the mattress to find the bullet! 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂I cant! I hope detective work wasn’t this shoddy back in the early 80s. I mean even the women who get accused of bashing. The evidence of bruised knuckles, broken nails, matter under the nails in scratches, transfer blood on their clothes! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@TYNEPUNK]

how did forensics miss a bullet in the matress!

[@queeng5925]

pat... ur mattress must b FILTH

[@virginiaguiney1644]

My best riot is this cult TV programme !!! Can't beat this show !! Brilliant !!! Can hardly wait to watch it again. Missing Bea, Margo, Vinegar, Lizzie, Judy, Helen..........

[@LesLikesCoins]

+Virginia Guiney Yea same here, When i get too the end i'm gonna watch again...I miss the original cast.

[@LesLikesCoins]

Epp 620

[@rayman760]

Virginia Guiney oh and don't forget Chrissie

[@stephenpovey-jones6520]

Virginia Guiney Me too, I miss the original cast, I’m going to start from the beginning again, when I get to the end.

[@marianp.741]

Agree. I love it too. Will be sad when I reach the finish.

[@jtpinnyc]

I'll bet that interview room smelled like a fishmonger's when Joyce walked in

[@darrendunn134]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mistofoles]

The bloke at @21:47 played the station master in the original MAD MAX movie !

[@ross1748]

Why would anyone want to do a favour for Lexie lol

[@ComeAtMeHo444]

I just watched a clip from an old talk show that had Bea ,The Freak ,Chrissy and ,Frankie on it. Wow!! It was crazy to see them out of character! The stories they told were hilarious!! 😍

[@queeng5925]

Ave wot was it called? would love to see it xxx

[@angieparry3010]

Every time “Miss Davis” is briefly shown, I can’t help thinking she looks like Julian Clary!

[@stevencassidy6982]

Beacham and Collins - i actually liked these two. They are not as painful as Patterson, Daphne, Nora etc. Oh and some other bird....she paid the piano alot....also goes. It looks like the order has come down for the producer to get rid of staff due to falling ratings - and to build it up ie Rita...

[@carolepworth2857]

Kristy child's aka Willie her real life husband played Bob Moran.

[@sparky2098]

8:30 "You heard Pat's report, they overpowered her." Damn funny! 10:10 Nora looks like a Margaret Keane "sad eyes" painting

[@noelmcmahon3407]

I love Willie and may friendship

[@hello5007]

Me too!

[@noelmcmahon3407]

@@hello5007 thank you so very much for agreeing with me

[@2589hbradley]

23:10 BAHAHAHAHA I BURST OUT LAUGHING

[@charlottewebb2184]

This is where lurch starts to change into the lurch of season 8 she changes so much when Rita comes in....

[@Juliukas101]

That strange music and the weird flashbacks when that lawyer went to Eve's apartment! lol

[@LittleMissJmoo]

I was half expecting him to put the dress on the way he was looking at it!

[@boolah128]

LittleMissJmoo Moo I was expecting him to sniff her dirty underwear. Creepy

[@melmazing3993]

17:31 I love Lou's evil laugh at Lexie haha

[@bernadettelamb54]

Eve must be a harry potter Veela if she can charm men that easily. Could have at least made it so that they knew each other before. So unrealistic.

[@stephenfraser3810]

I can't wait till Pippa leaves. Her view of the world is terrible. If it is not her way it is the wrong way. Now we just need Nora to do something in an episode to be worthy of her place.

[@davidsteckelberg7245]

Yeah, progressive elitists are horrible people that think they know everything but know nothing.

[@josephd.2725]

Officer Barry outside of the interview room! Lolol

[@plymouthjonny]

Jeez the Pippa storyline drags out some

[@MarkTheMadMan]

26:55 Surley Mrs Barry should be able to smell the scent of sweaty sex when she walked into that room 😂😂

[@Leediverify]

best riot for me was the one led by Sandy Edwards episodes 246-249.

[@louisejenkins7005]

A cell search produced Alices plums😂😂😂

[@djdelight_musik7181]

Must have been a while still Joyce had a bit of the other, can't even tell anymore lol

[@barrypeters48]

How come Joyce couldn't tell they were making sloppy noises behind the door.☯

[@Kblog777]

Joyce is kinda useless tho dunno how she manages to stay in the job.

[@carolepworth931]

She's better then you

[@boolah128]

Why didn’t she peek? Not that she would want to see 🤮

[@barrypeters48]

Thank you Djokovic music for all the slamming vinyl and the rest.for some reason my iPad won't let me leave comments...pcbh has been proper poo since the bar hurst 5..I will talk to you soon mate..keep hardcore alive🎶

[@ignoretubeignoretube9432]

"You have Inspector Grace to thank for dragging it out of him" LOL, Yeah, after he let her rot in jail for months.

[@soapsnthings4182]

I'm in the minority, but I've always liked Jenn Hartley.

[@Summer21.]

SoapsNthings I like her, but she should have had more storylines and not had prison life screw her mind up and made her resentful. 😃

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

I liked her as well, but I think they could have done more with her character.

[@Summer21.]

Dane B Yes, they should have done. 😊😃

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

I think she did some of her best scenes after she was released.

[@bernadettelamb54]

She's irritating

[@rosslamb7069]

He helped you knock off your granny lool. Lou's the only funny person in this.

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol yeh dead right her comic timing is brillant

[@ThePhantomEMT]

20:34 If I was in Wentworth I'd hide the money down my pants.

[@pauliejay4161]

Still wouldn't be safe from Ferguson down your pants.

[@Summer21.]

ThePhantomEMT You could hide money in the air vent in the library like Nola did, or even in that compartment in that bookshelf that Nola hid her contraband. 😃 They never seem to look there. 😊😃

[@jtpinnyc]

Margo's Wayne back for the third or fourth time

[@TYNEPUNK]

if barry could hear the kissing she must have heard the rest!

[@rosiew1952]

Radiant Silver Labs pmsl exactly

[@carolepworth931]

She did hear everything but wen she was about to report it that slut eve bashed her.

[@LeadMineGal]

@@queeng5925 That's kinda like the pot calling the kettle black, don't ya think???

[@Kblog777]

Glad yet sad that Jenny left as she was a fave of mine. Thought that Chook would be a bit more pleased for her as they were supposed to be good friends. Kinda disappointed that Willie and May are working with the police, so much for the street code of not snitching.

[@shockproof1976]

They’re not very good at police work if that mattress wasn’t checked and a lawyer sussed it so quickly.

[@queeng5925]

alley remember tis just a show... forensics wasnt that bad even back then... i studied it in the late 80's early 90's

[@lisawortman5844]

GOD THESE STORY LINES...............YAWNING STILL

[@phizap]

dont know why they didnt take a diection of>> this could happen !

[@carolepworth931]

Well don't bloody watch then

[@garymarkwaugh4097]

I wish that Bully Lou was transferred to Barnhurst

[@adrianenglish4909]

Why does the outside of Wentworth remind of the BBC television center

[@WolvesofWilloughbyChase]

Because it's an Australian TV center :)

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

Used to like Joyce now I can't stand her .What the hell does she care about her ex-husband dying. She probably put him in his grave. And Mervin is no better. he could have waited until they settled their problems and got divorced;instead he just waltzed right in .I hope somebody does the same thing to him someday. And then there's Pippa the brainless , who has suddenly become an SJW like she cares about anything except herself. Final comment: I hope they clean the table off in the interview room before the next person comes in.

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol get out the Mr sheen

[@fozzie5000]

Brilliant forensics missing that bullet 😂😂

[@MsPerogi]

44:27 What Bullshale ....LOL how could the police have missed the Bullet??

[@elainegoad9777]

Alice would be a better person if she wasn't so involved with Lou Kelly. I think she just needs to be accepted and Lou "accepts her" for her personal manipulation and benefit.

[@tinaquinn9042]

Yeah Alice seems OK with out lou she could be very liked other wise

[@Problembeing]

Phipps turned down dinner with a hot reporter and wants to marry a ginger, hairy rat lawyer... Yeah... That's sense right there :/

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

@ Problembeing: He's not hot, he's got curly hair.

[@martinjenkins5471]

Old Joyce's glasses will get fogged up listening to doors. But eve got better seeing to than watch Joyce would get with that drip merve. He wouldn't even know to where To put it.

[@b1ueocean]

13:06 “phone their nearest police station or D24”... what’s this D24?

[@LadyDragonsblood]

In 1940, the police communication hub, known as D24 opened, centralising communication and enabling police to transmit urgent messages to stations and patrol cars around the state.

[@martynduffy]

That wee lassie should have never been in to get out. Life love laugh Jennifer ❤

[@giovanni1965]

Why is Jenny so mad at Reno she didn't do a damn thing to her

[@7120Magnum]

Chris Giovanni there is the issue where Reynolds thought (and dare I say still does believe) Jenny was guilty (minds aren’t easily changed when it comes to a person’s guilt in a crime). However the hypocrisy on Jenny’s part is breathtaking when in the next episode she turns up asking Reynolds to take her in until she can find a new place to live.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Anne didn't bother to show up to her trial, I would be upset too.

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

The best riot for me was Frankie Doyle days all the rubbish going

[@Kblog777]

10:37 Its Bricktop from Snatch!

[@bunclip]

Well well well, Reynolds actually scrubs up pretty smart for once in her dark blue blouse and tartan skirt.

[@lisawortman5844]

3 more episodes until RITA!!!!!!!!!!

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

+Lisa Wortman Rita is a bloody LEGEND! Pity her first few episodes were spoilt by the presence of that blonde idiot Barbie Cox, the most useless character ever to appear in this otherwise magnificent series.

[@NGSooty]

+redhairkid Naughty, naughty!

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

+NG Sooty You mean Naughty, naughty, Redhairkid! lol. x

[@amykjorlien326]

Lisa Wortman omg. I had a feeling it was soon...but I'm glad it's that soon. I've been hearing so much about her!

[@rosiew1952]

Lisa Wortman brilliant

[@sheriheffner2098]

Bye Jennifer!😄☹

[@teasdaleeden]

Ann loves to say "course" or "of course"

[@Billygoatsgrruff]

Pretty crappy investigation, if they didn't check the mattress

[@kystars]

well she had flipped the mattress over, however, I AGREE...... the police saying they could not find the bullet.. and they would not think to look at the other side. very bad police work.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Since when have the police on this show ever shown common sense?

[@danielbudd1217]

Poor Pat Slattery only used when ineptitude is required

[@shirleysmitten1074]

Willie and May are so dangerous. LOL! Too many people leaving Wentworth at once. I want Reb to come back! Yes, Joycey, the two were kissing in the interview room. Mission impossible = find the bullet. Bullet found in mattress!

[@Problembeing]

Oh yeah... Thorough job of the forensic dept....

[@virusinsideus]

why is May dressed like Wolfie Smith from Citizen Smith?

[@howtopress1978]

37:20 Doctor Weezman

[@garymarkwaugh4097]

Bully Lou can take the Freak with her

[@laurajames723]

Has anyone here watched the Wentworth reboot of this show? If so, how do you feel the Freak on Prisoner compares to the one on Wentworth? I'd be curious to know your thoughts?

[@charlottewebb2184]

The one in Wentworth is so evil and much more believable as she doesn't get away with everything like in prisoner cell block H 🤣🤣 and Pamela rabe is an amazing actress I love her as the freak and Wentworth is brilliant 😍

[@marycalmeiro1135]

Pure evil in everyway. Gay Ray plays her father.

[@laurajames723]

@@charlottewebb2184 _ I have agree..and certainly scared the bejesus out of me as the Freak on Wentworth. (lol), I thought she made Maggie Kirkpatrick's "Freak" look like a choir girl by comparison. And that's saying something as Maggie's Freak is pretty scary in her own right at time times By the way Pamela Rabe is originally from the town of Oakville, ON Canada, which is about a half hour drive from where I live. Did you know that she and Maggie are good friends and Maggie was the one to encouraged her to audition for the role of the Freak on Wentworth? (Just a little bit of trivia)

[@bloopnation]

this entire show must have been filmed during the winter. never looks hot in AUS.

[@samisticlife]

It was filmed in Melbourne which apparently doesn't get that hot

[@kop1986]

4:35 Wolf Creek 😥

[@MsPerogi]

Miss Barry could hear the kissing not the rest with her sort of second rate acting... No wonder we had to wait nearly 500 episodes until Grundy made Joy Westmore a full timer on the show ... LOL

[@carolepworth931]

Troll

[@samisticlife]

Joyce left her hubby, got with Mervin and still wears her wedding ring

[@ianprice6591]

This and another episode to go....... 👍👍👍

[@angelfire77777]

The cop that helped May and Willie was once Gaphnies boyfriend another double role

[@queeng5925]

then must b a triple role Angel... he played someone else too... yup just looked it up... Wayne Bradshaw (179)-(184) Credited as Vince Gil. Joe Palmer (376)-(377) Tom Harley (582)-(587), (618)-(620)

[@angelfire77777]

Queen G the recycling of actors is unbelievable! I reached the end and went back to the beginning a few days ago... There I saw Willie Beecham as a prison officer, Hazel Kent as the sister in the prison hospital, Phyllis as one of Doreen’s extra lackies, Queenie as an air hostess, Merv as Lizzie’s brothers lawyer, Margo as Marilyn’s friend Eva on the game... Myra as a prison guard. All within the first 20 episodes. Given all these bit parts became major characters later on... it’s just weird

[@angelfire77777]

Oh yes... and Reb Keanes mother as Mums nasty daughter ( she will personally always be Madge from Neighbours to me 😂)

[@queeng5925]

Angel yup know wot u mean... Ted Douglas was the hardest one to handle i think... it would b funny watching again like that. this tis only my first time since i was a lil kid. im up to 588 now... im already gettin sad its gettin near the end altho its a lil like days of our lives atm ... bit slow xxx

[@angelfire77777]

Queen G Awww well your in for an awesome finale 👌😘 And yes... Ted Douglas..aka Harold Bishop, he was also another character in Prisoner earlier on, a priest I believe 😂

[@christopherpeden547]

The Weeping Willie / Auntie May storyline was very silly and very boring

[@Julie44Inlouisiana]

That police man with willie and may is daphne's ex who was killed many episodes ago

[@deirdrejoyce8818]

dont you mean margos boyfriend

[@queeng5925]

gaffneys not daffneys... but yeah he played multiple roles... Wayne Bradshaw (179)-(184) Credited as Vince Gil. Joe Palmer (376)-(377) Tom Harley (582)-(587), (618)-(620)

[@carolepworth2857]

He was Margo's boy friend, he also played the cop who protected Jessie from bassanger.

[@darrendunn134]

Anne lagging on lexi lol

[@bernadettelamb54]

It's so annoying when the women talk whenever the news is on.

[@glennsanders2962]

Have i just seen the female version of Steptoe And Son?