Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 613

Episode 613 of Prisoner. All rights to their owners.
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[@Kblog777]

I just love how Bob M always manages to put the freak in her place with such style ! :D

[@froggiebluefog3394]

23:33 Kelly to Joan" You haven't had a girlfriend since." Joan grabs Kelly "You shut your filthy mouth." ha ha classic prisoner Kelly brilliant character, also Joan superb

[@barrypeters48]

Thank you prisoner cell block h 95 for giving us the chance to watch this program again.its. my favourite programme .thanks pal respect

[@barbarawebster3203]

I second that ❤❤

[@LUCAX651]

We all love you PCBH95 for uploading all episodes and in full too!!. You are our Cell block H star Top Dog xxxxxx

[@eldavis4910]

Kelly you’re dead! Kelly you’re dead! 😂😂😂

[@swanskogjsson151]

Bob Moran is just great! The last 20 episodes or so, have been very good and interesting.

[@byronjones8136]

The prisoners are holier than thou about people harming kids, whilst encouraging Lexie to take coke whilst pregnant.

[@steverobinson9866]

Anyone remember the bollocking Bob Moran gave Joyce Barry for coming to the prison in civvies? And here he is . . .

[@agemoth]

Steve Robinson no??

[@LongVodka]

But he more or less cleared this with Reno...Morris was walking around in skivvies, didn't clear this with him (when he was gov at the time)

[@victoriaminns6436]

LongVodka, Don't u mean Barry (Joyce) it was her who was walking around in none uniform when she got out of hospital, she was saying thank you to the woman in the laundry for the card they sent her when she was in hospital,double standards if u ask me (ONE RULE FOR ONE AND ONE RULE FOR OTHERS TYPICAL)

[@queeng5925]

not Morris... Barry

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

@@LongVodka Yes, that was the difference. Reno cleared Bob and it was his day off. Joyce was on sick leave.

[@TheJoker27780]

I love seeing Joan's human side.

[@TacocaT1717]

Seriously man, thanks! I love this show. Better then the crap shows they have on tv now. :D

[@jenniferjohnson6082]

@30:00 Ferguson arm wrestling that guy as if he stood a chance against THE FREAK.

[@nigelthomas4820]

jennifer johnson Good for Joan 😂😂

[@mrsdisneypreg]

I owe you a big debt too as I live in the US and can't get the dvds for our region. I have been playing the eps since Christmas. I'm under a hundred left and quite sad. I am extremely grateful to you for taking the time so that I and all of my overseas mates here can enjoy countless hours of the girls of the Wentworth Warriors. Ta

[@marianp.741]

Bonnie Chiaccio Enjoy.

[@queeng5925]

ever heard of ebay?

[@alondawilson8675]

I have watched it 4 times can't get enough. The new Wentworth don't have enough episode for me. But I like it

[@jtpinnyc]

You gotta love Lurch, she's funny and sweet and more than a bit slow. The actress portrays her really well, she has to be one of the top 10 Prisoner characters.

[@chrispascoe8116]

This is a sad story line. A child affected by the effects of Agent Orange on her father. Even now to this very day we are fighting Monsanto...... the makers of Agent Orange, for all the the bad things that happened to the soldiers, their offspring, AND their children's children. It's Monsanto that are the monsters here.

[@queeng5925]

Chris Pascoe.... i have a friend whos a zookeeper at Philadelphia Zoo... he educated me of something id not even thought of. a lot of the endangered animals are because of it too

[@phantomlagger5363]

It’s shocking how the veterans and their families are being treated

[@sheriheffner2098]

I saw pictures of these children, they're heartbreaking.😭💔😪😢

[@elizanne6660]

That Lexie must have been exhausted playing a screaming whirling dervish. What a pain in the arse to watch and listen to.

[@suzvalentino1901]

Everytime Kelly gets angry I start to laugh because she looks just like an angry weasel. HA HA HA

[@queeng5925]

suz i thought when rita called her rat face was an awesome description... that nose!!!

[@rockys201]

But when you get glimpses of when she's not trying to make angry faces, she's really nice looking

[@giovanni1965]

Cut a huge hole in the prison fence and nobody ever notices it hahahaha

[@adamkrueger2741]

Init. Then as soon as they pull off the hush hush stealth mission they shout "NICE ONE RITA!!!!" right across the yard. Haha 😂

[@karennicholls8532]

Nobody also notices a pink remote control car travelling all the way across the lawn. Amazing.

[@soyyo1720]

Why is Lexie smoking and taking drugs while she's pregnant?

[@soapsnthings4182]

+Married and Crazy Was surprised Rita saw absolutely nothing wrong with the idea of a pregnant Lexie doing coke. Duh!

[@rpatricknabors]

Married and Crazy. because Lexie is a stupid bitch.

[@jamesquinn3715]

Married and Crazy Because she's a rat! Why is Lexie getting darker?

[@allovett6246]

A level of stupid so deep that it has to be respelled as S..T..O..O..P..I..T.. just to be accurate in the description/

[@victoriaminns6436]

Can't believe they showed Lexie having drugs (coke) when she is pregnant people in the 80s knew it was wrong to take drug surely!!!😤

[@TheRichmondTiger]

Joan reminded me of Vera when she was feeling lonely and getting drunk in random Bars.

[@keithrogers4170]

They like to recycle story lines lol

[@jamiemullen8674]

Difference was vera had a control freak of a mother who always kicked her when she was down but ferguson let bitterness define what she could been

[@PrisonerCellBlockH95]

Thanks so much Luca, I'm glad you're all enjoying them :)

[@vickihigh3701]

Poor Joan - nothing on tellie as good as Prisoner!

[@Kblog777]

If only they had the internet back then she could have kept herself occupied with Facebook or catch up TV. Mind you, she would prob have zero FB friends lol.

[@rpatricknabors]

Vicki High. Are you being served is a great show too.

[@queeng5925]

Kblogg... ppl can b anyone they want on facebook... ill bet she woulda let her inner self show n had loads of friends

[@tefllife2024]

@@Kblog777 most people you have on fb don't even converse or say hi. It's mostly about ego and ppl only add you to keep their friend numbers up.

[@kirstenledwidge5224]

Aw love prisoner, I am so enjoying watching these episodes, not sure if i watched them this far in the 80's the last thing i remember was the prisoners being told Bea had died, strange how i clearly remember the early episodes even though i was only in my early teens and yet the later ones i dont recall at all, dont know what i'll do when they end...............Watch them again I guess, Thanks PrisonerCellBlockH95 for making it possible, ive been dying to rewatch this for years :)

[@melmazing3993]

The Freak challenging men at the club to arm wrestling?? LOL!

[@LeFouGallois]

Lexie's face when she says '' I reckon she's got a vacuum cleaner shoved up her nose!'' #Priceless ;)

[@NGSooty]

I love how Lexie had to walk further to distract the guard than she or Rita would have had to walk to get to the remote control car (which was provided by the company on Bongo's T-shirt)

[@adrianenglish4909]

Hahaha good one

[@sheriheffner2098]

Those remote control cars were popular here in 1985. My ex brother in law got one for Christmas in 1986. He played with it all day long. I can't remember how much they cost back then.

[@Kblog777]

Maggot telling Kath how much grief she's gonna get from the girls. She's a lagger! She oughta be watching her own back!

[@pauliejay4161]

40:17 - I love how on TV people always dip their finger into the bag and taste an unidentified white powder if they think it's coke. No one with any brains does that in real life - it could be arsenic for all he knows.

[@Laladust]

When a forensic does it there's an issue but rubbing it on the gums is how to test potency. Every bogan knows that. How quickly your gums go numb is how quality the coke is.

[@ajs41]

Another thing they always do on TV shows here in the UK is when someone's arrested the police officer always puts his or her hand on the suspect's head and sort of pushes them down into the police car. They always do it, but I'm not sure it happens in real life.

[@ajs41]

@@Laladust How do you know it isn't something really dangerous?

[@Laladust]

@@ajs41 you really think a bogan's gonna care?

[@karennicholls8532]

Agree.

[@deborahkilby]

Lou is semi-unrecognisable without her mullet teased, sprayed rock-hard,back-combed and teased.

[@joylapine9004]

😂 Love how Moran puts the Freak in her place.

[@elainegoad9777]

This group of prisoners weren't around when Judy Bryant helped Hazel have a pain free death from her terminal cancer.

[@rosslamb5864]

Maggot is so annoying

[@jtpinnyc]

Well now I'm going to have to reevaluate my entire understanding of the architecture and layout of Wentworth Detention Centre, in light of the fact that there now seems to be a single fence between the women and a public road.

[@paulagray7628]

That had me a bit stumped too 🤔

[@eldavis4910]

I love when Joan decides to go out lol

[@thomaswilkinson4027]

The prison fence looks like a standard tennis court fence lol

[@soyyo1720]

I can't decide if Lou looks crazier with her hair in its natural state or when its spiked up.

[@adrianenglish4909]

Good question I think natural but I like it spikey

[@bernadettelamb54]

Lexi never fails to amaze me, snorting coke when pregnant

[@TheSteffovic]

And top dog Rita and Lexie's best mate Julie, who's also supposed to be super nice and smart, not having an issue with it.

[@xfreespirit1979x]

and in the previous episode Julie and Mabel told her she'd be a great mother.

[@jamesquinn3715]

At 10:55 Auntie Ida calls the guard fucker twice lol

[@paulagray7628]

Think she says bugger…….

[@arcticfirealaska810]

This show is great for adding all the little '80s trends that were all the rage, like remote control vehicles. They were popular with adults and not just kids. The last Dirty Harry movie popularized the trend even more by making one a plot twist. I miss the '80s. They were so much fun.

[@CallemJayNZ]

24:10 She does a good Fergusson impression 😂

[@LuciousLeeStetson]

Lol at the freak armwrestling

[@DistantCousin]

Highly amused by the "off their tits on coke" storyline. Gosh, I was such an innocent when I first watched these episodes. Let's say now I can relate somewhat more, LOL

[@karfomachet7265]

at least they finally had some real life instead of all the anti drug garbage that they been pushing

[@bettieboo2010]

What the hell is isolation for? Surely if they wanna protect a prisoner keeping them in isolation solves the problem.

[@queeng5925]

exactly bettie... it sits there empty.... it would b full irl including prisoners from the other blocks

[@karennicholls8532]

I don't blame Rita for decking Steve. It's not about drugs, you do not have a right to destroy someone else's property.

[@sheriheffner2098]

Lois Collinder is so good here.

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

A bit bloody rich, going to the pub and telling other punters to be quiet so she could watch the golf. Watch it at home, I say!

[@LadyDragonsblood]

She was really complaining about the horrible, sexist remarks they were making. The men were the rude ones, not Joan.

[@johnw2328]

I just noticed something, Kelly can read. I am sadly finding Bob's infatuation with Kath a wee bit sickening 😒

[@Redsleather]

Especially when there are babes like Maggot in the cells, who’d want the Maxwell bitch?

[@jamesquinn3715]

Connors is the only "Goody" top dog who doesn't mind cocaine

[@Julie44Inlouisiana]

Kelly is scared 😳 lmao

[@queeng5925]

she should be

[@karennicholls8532]

Wouldn't you be? She killed someone's bloody family.

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

Rip in Joyce Barry dies at 88liked her

[@paulagray7628]

So sad to read 😞 Loved Joycee 🥰

[@TallSilentGuy]

4:39 The man sitting in the bus shelter is wearing The Freak's cardigan.

[@giovanni1965]

TallSilentGuy He look's like the freaks brother lmao!!

[@amykjorlien326]

every kid in Oz must of asked for a hot pink Datsun remote control truck for Christmas this year. even got good ol Bongo to wear a freakin' Datsun t-shirt! ok this is to freaking funny .the walkie messing up the car. lol

[@thehappystitcher1796]

It's nice to see Joan smiling and laughing. A shame it won't last.

[@davidfelix2594]

Joan's getting chatted up by Jeremy Paxman.

[@karfomachet7265]

finally a top dog thats not full of bull shit anti drug garbage . Real prisoners like drugs

[@chanh6469]

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! Reno's bloody blue dress AGAIN!!!!!!!! Seriously

[@stephenpovey-jones6520]

She does have a limited selection of drab clothing.

[@sparky2098]

25:10 This just in! Lurch kills Barbie! 37:00 No problem here! An officer will never read Nancy's diary so it is safe...

[@thomasmiller9593]

lovin prisoner :) thnx for uploadin it

[@davidfelix2594]

Jessie was wearing the exact same dress that reno's wearing just a couple of episodes ago.

[@queeng5925]

yeah ud think they could at least go to lifeline

[@katypatterson3605]

Love Nancy and the freak and how dare you not love Rita 😊😊😊😎😎😎

[@a1wireless1964]

really enjoying these episodes but kind of a downer knowing that it's going to be over I've spent almost two years watching this... Also if there were any less security at Wentworth it would have to be a holiday camp

[@michelformika]

So, Joan is the new seductress of the show, huh?

[@laurajames723]

michelformika - Looks like she's about to start batting for the other team...dare we hope? I thought she was into girls.

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

Steve Ryan has now right to through the things don't blame Rita for hitting him.

[@angelapay3718]

Andrew you've got no chance mate!

[@martinjenkins5471]

Gee Rita knocked him out cold.

[@mozart7820]

***** pls stop worrying about milk goin off and other meaningless random things and enjoy the show it not real life or a big budget movie x

[@glenncaulfield]

Leave her alone, how is she harming you. Go away.

[@mozart7820]

***** no harm was intended. Just a little advice to gain more enjoyment from the show x

[@sunndive]

***** please stop issuing orders, if someone leaves a comment you have to expect replys , whether good or bad that`s beyond your or anyone's control.

[@staayyyve9593]

sunndive esp since lenn bitches alot too

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

That poor bloke that has befriended Joan. He has just signed his death warrant. Anything or anyone that enters The Freak's life ends up sick, dead or taken away!

[@karennicholls8532]

Too true.

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

I like Bob he's fair 😁.

[@johansson2936]

Woman got sick of taking care of her kid so she killed it, end of story. I love Joan Ferguson.

[@karennicholls2296]

Go Rita. I don't care what your personal beliefs are, nobody has a right to search another persons belongings and certainly not dispose of something just because you don't agree with what they are doing. God, when I was younger I used to keep my marijuana in a plastic container and hide it in a bean bag in my bedroom. My parents never knew.

[@ronnielight4102]

Hearing The Freak talk about lady golfer makes me realize that she bears a striking resemblance to Una Brau, the girlfriend of Frau Farbissina, Dr.Evils baby mamma from Austin Powers. Frau and Una met on the LPGA tour. Bring in the Freak 😂😂😂😂

[@samisticlife]

Even back then they couldn't get the correct spelling of you're in Lou's meal 😂 . Only one fence round the prision? The size of that hole Bongo cut they could all easily escape 😂😂

[@sunndive]

11:32 bongo is wearing a promo shirt for the remote control truck he is using, it also has the name of the the shop that provided the truck

[@darrendunn134]

Thought connors was haveing a fit there on top bed lol

[@francistreml148]

Joan in the bar arm wrestling watching golf drinking scotch 😂 she's so butch love it 😅

[@lisajade914]

The handyman is going to lag

[@outtherelivinginthepub1973]

Well tnat would be the end of her little romance....awww didums 😂😂😂

[@lwdbajh]

Thanks for uploading all of these. Managing to get through them all at last as they finished them on tv in my region before the end.

[@680572]

do you think Bongo had to wear that t-shirt to get permission to use the radio controlled car

[@jiggarypokery]

I think Lou Kelly is a great character, and Glenda Lincott did a great job as Rita, and Joy Westmore makes me laugh, but I am actually starting to miss Bea Smith, Chrissie, Vera, Erica, and Po Face at this point, I've lost count of how many times I've re watched the show, but don't know if I'm going to make it to the end this time.. I don't Miss Judy Bryant though!

[@MsToniCole]

judy made me sick glad she's gone I wish lexie would leave

[@queeng5925]

John Zyp... i didnt mind Judy... but i DO hate all americans... well most... as a majority... and my son tis american!!!

[@swanskogjsson151]

jiggarypokery I think the show is getting better and better. My favourite parts after Beas departure is 401-437, 460-480, 586-620 and 660-692.

[@ajs41]

@@swanskogjsson151 I've watched 612 episodes so far in 9 months, but I'm still interested to see what happens in the last 80 episodes.

[@xfreespirit1979x]

I'm on my third watch and I am finding it so hard to stick with it to the end now. I'm so tired of Lexie, Rita, and everyone on the show at this point, except for Lou and Joyce.

[@2589hbradley]

Lol Fergo on the prowl

[@TYNEPUNK]

lol at rita fighting the snake on her bed

[@yolandasmith3224]

Yes i like that whole part. I watch it 4 times before i notice her on the bed fighting it like a cat. The four of them being high like that had me laughing. Even when Nancy walked in the way Rita and Lexie was acting trying not to give it away. Also what Lexie says about the vacuum. It would have been a damn good night. But nosey ass Steve had to ruin it. At that point he been to Julie like his mom to him. That had nothing to do with him.

[@rpatricknabors]

the "Kelly your dead" used the wrong word should have been you're.

[@queeng5925]

Patrick ... a lot of cellies arent known fer being literate ... n no one likes a grammar nazi... especially on here where abbreviations n slang r the norm. i can type formally but ffs... why??? anyways, ur not usin caps or punctuation properly... least some of us type how we talk instead of like stuck up formal prigs. i save that fer work

[@susi-emily]

As the note is probably from Alice, it's not surprising that she uses the wrong word.

[@rayman760]

What the hell is that music over the mugshots?

[@TYNEPUNK]

ridiculous why doesnt rita just go get it, also they coudl easily escape with that hole in the fence and its not that far at all

[@djdelight_musik7181]

About time steve copped it, he's more self righteous that Meg !

[@Sheri451]

All Joan has to do is go to an animal shelter or the humane society and adopt another dog. They spay or neuter the pets and now they put a micro chip inside the dog or cat, They have some sweet dogs and cats that need homes from those places. especially around the spring time, or fall in Australia, after Christmas people don't want the cute little puppies or kittens they recieve and will just dump them somewhere. Well not everyone does that. I love animals and have a dog that turns eight on the 19th of this month, He's a Dachshund named Lucky.I'm just stating that some people only want a puppy or kitten and not an adult dog or cat.

[@Sheri451]

That's true. We also had a cat, he was red with black stripes and a white breast and paws and legs. His name was Tiger and he had to be put to sleep at the age of eighteen, He had cancer of the kidneys according to the veterinarian. He lived a long and fufilling life. My father died two years ago, he died Ovtober 12, 2012. That was also the day, but not the same year the actress that played Lizzie died. I never cried when my father died either, but I did after the cat died, and I cried again watching a movie called Ramona and Beezus, Their cat Picky Picky died in the movie. It reminded me of Tiger. We also have a Dachshund named Lucky, he missed Tiger too.

[@Sheri451]

The movie came on Friday night. It really was a very good movie, and the part where Pamela was crying her eyes out during Jane and Michael saying their father didn't love them, and when Bert told them how their father was upset, was so sad. I cannot cry because I was hurt so badly as a child, but I felt like crying when she saw her own father walk away.This was one of the best movies I've saw in a long time.

[@TallSilentGuy]

***** Have you been having a snort of coke with Rita?

[@Sheri451]

Shut up! Have YOU?

[@queeng5925]

Simon... i call these comments 'days of sheris life' ... all she talks about tis her own life... barely mentions the show... and its more drama than a soap opera but a hell of a lot more boring

[@bettieboo2010]

Love Ida.❤️

[@marycalmeiro1135]

30min. A golf swing is in the forearm and the wrist. Ferguson showed that guy in the pub.

[@martinsmith8417]

Did anyone else notice bongo,s t.shirt promoting remote control car supplier?

[@stuartevans8364]

Yes! I noticed Bongo's Big Bear R/C T shirt too. Helluva coincidence for him to own one isn't it 😂😂

[@jtpinnyc]

This this gang/war cry business....well I can do without it

[@stephanfraser5325]

The Beginning of the Final Top Dog

[@Nailea-mq9sn]

Awww Joan getting chatting up. Cute

[@Julie44Inlouisiana]

So, I'm guessing this guy Joan is talking to in this bar is blind or into dudes?

[@martinjenkins5471]

He's a nice guy but ends up getting killed. Everything close to Joan gets taken from her.

[@Arghans]

So Nancy is writing everything down in that diary...🙃

[@teasdaleeden]

Joan's golf time 😀😀 ⛳

[@thedancingbear3990]

if you want a real laugh pop the CC subtitles on, not the accurate dialogue from the speech but frikkn hilarious.

[@bellalewis9746]

i love prisoner it is the best show ever lol kiss kiss hahah

[@jamesquinn3715]

4:40. I think that dude say at bus stop is Joan Ferguson's brother lol

[@tracylangsley4064]

Joan and the jeremy Paxton look alike.....interesting

[@TLIMSISNW_p22.1]

old ferguson, is she about ready for a trip around the twisted bend? or are we all in for her to just get worse......* !!

[@adrianenglish4909]

Lol that twisted bend will be intresting

[@kevintraynor4508]

Love seeing the more social side if Joan

[@jazmanator8946]

the freak should have been on the movie over the top lol