Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 629

[@gavinpuli5190]

Jackie Woodbourne, started her wonderful career here. She is, was and ever will be a legend.

[@Sensabaugh]

Gavin Puli Well she didn’t really. She was in The Young Doctors for some time before this and also appeared in the very first episode of Sons and Daughters.

[@michelleevans4948]

Totally agree with you

[@thomasmiller9647]

The diary incident not even an apology to Kath Maxwell for blaming her for lagging 🤬🤬

[@sarahmoulder500]

Myra would have, plus of all the Top Dogs she’d have given Kath a chance.

[@Ophelia11]

Marty is Meg Jr., with his pie-in-the-sky ideas about prison being about rehabilitation. Bless him.

[@lampshade8818]

And there was I thinking that Meg's son was gonna tell her he's gay...

[@damianjenkin3900]

I like a bit of cock mum.

[@latorres715]

I thought this the entire time! Glad I wasn’t the only one 🤪

[@starchild1595]

Omg same 😭

[@arlaabrell8658]

I did too@@starchild1595

[@sean5990]

😂

[@tolkienist7905]

I'm now at the point where every scene with Lexi is time to fast-forward.

[@jessicaj8564]

Same here, I wonder how many people on set couldn’t stand her either. But what could they say when her mum was the producer.....🤮 I’d bet she was a spoilt brat in real life too

[@laurenbrooks3091]

It was stupid for Nancy to keep her journal a free-for-all but I'm loving the backfiring going on with The Freak. 😂

[@ross1748]

Nancy deserves a bashing

[@daugherofaset8648]

I do love the Merle character.

[@johnw2328]

I have seen a bloke in my street who looked like Lurch😯

[@jameslee7535]

same here

[@marianp.741]

I see that too

[@rsaville8007]

Cant be they chucked the mould out after making Lurch.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Must've been ugly as fuck

[@sensimania]

In Australia?

[@8shea8]

Do they ever mention whether Marty knows all the rest of Meg’s personal disasters? The demotion is hardly the worst of them.

[@jtpinnyc]

I can't believe Nancy is getting away with being what is essentially the Genghis Khan of lagging with that diary of hers. Anyone else would have been scorched in the showers.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Shes getting away with it BECAUSE the women are now using it to their advantage 👍

[@karennicholls2296]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 Oh please! The idiot put a book that basically confessed to everything the women had done under her bloody pillow in a prison. My God, who would have thought anyone would find it????

[@jtpinnyc]

I keep looking around wondering where Robson Green is every time Marty's on screen

[@georginageorgiou2422]

😂😂😂

[@tracylangsley4064]

I thought lexi didn't like mash spuds. She got a large helping and didn't refuse

[@giovanni1965]

+tracy langsley She started having cravings when she got pregnant!!

[@tracylangsley4064]

Chris Giovanni yeah I worked it out eventually thanx tho

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

That is how they say cravings work.

[@sheriheffner2098]

Pregnant women get weird cravings.

[@jaidenofficial8746]

Again........ another episode with Lexie screeching

[@charlottejustice432]

I wonder if Lexie has a sore throat after filming?! LMAO

[@lampshade8818]

I reckon she has palpatations LMFAO (I know I do!!)

[@LittleMissJmoo]

I get the feeling that Lexie is pretty much based on Pepe.. Its pretty obvious she was a spoiled little shit in real life, most likely yelling and cracking a tantrum to be on the series and so Lexie was born...Plus there wouldn't be much effort involved with her developing character as, Lexie is Pepe! She even has her own website, she created for herself, which is a fan site for her lol (thats pretty egotistical) and shes a writer, whose mummy most likely wrote her books too! I just can't take her seriously at all. She would have been throwing the biggest tantrum to get on the show, then she never left, not even a break, nothing! So it was pretty obvious she would have been one of the higher paying actors, purely based on throwing a wobbly and getting what you want because " mummy said I could"

[@rsaville8007]

I wish they'd slash her throat.

[@tefllife2024]

But sadly Gerda would get the sore throats and Pepe was like an energizer battery.

[@christopherallan871]

That screaching ruins the show

[@lymarie1974]

Joan can’t drive? I would have never imagined

[@karennicholls2296]

She could when she started working there.

[@paulagray7628]

I thought she could too

[@shockproof1976]

Someone please shut Lexie up screaming at everyone.

[@sensimania]

The same used to be said about her friend Bobbi. Birds of a feather!

[@bernadettelamb54]

@@sensimania Bobbie wasn't anywhere near as bad

[@naparry4772]

@@bernadettelamb54 - I agree. At least Bobbie was likeable, unlike Lexie, who is just horrible!

[@bernadettelamb54]

@@naparry4772 Bobbie had a reason to be miserable too with Lexi she's never wrong, always right and the whole world has let her down.

[@naparry4772]

@@bernadettelamb54 - agreed. Lexie never changed, never learned, just blamed everyone for the mistakes she made. And what punishment did she get? A haircut!

[@tracylangsley4064]

Lexi is winding me up acting like a spoilt child she doesn't talk she shouts like Bobbie used to someone slap her

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Lexi's Shreiking gives me the irrits😣

[@paulagray7628]

Gives me the irrits too 🤨

[@1corrsfan]

Can’t imagine joycie going thru officer training school somehow.......

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

She wouldn't do fitness, she'd instead do the "Shuffle hop, spring brush, step step"👐🤗🤣

[@bobnotbobff]

She must of done it 20 years ago and lost it after the first few years

[@Lee-sv8su]

Marty should have worn some underpants in those joggers!!!!

[@IndianChiefDarkhouse]

I thought he was just fine without them.

[@rosslamb7069]

So you have to go through that sort of fitness to be a screw? I really couldn't picture Pat Slattery doing it.

[@karennicholls8532]

Agree. Most of them would need a gun before they would scare me.

[@andrewstokes2381]

Forget Pat... what about Joyce? lol

[@tefllife2024]

@@andrewstokes2381 I bet the trainer got so frustrated with her and yelled, "JOYCE! FOLLOW THE OTHERS AND DO PROPER STAR JUMPS, NOT TAP DANCING!"

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@andrewstokes2381 instead of the fitness, Joyce opted for doing the "Shuffle hop, spring brush ,step step"🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahstevens-qb6cn]

ha! ha!

[@lisaann3063]

Like why would short armed Lexi reach a mile to try and get the key when they could have used super long Rita arms. Just something that bugged me that I needed to share. lol 😝

[@deathstripe1]

33:15 SHE HAS LINES!

[@72Bats]

They will have to pay her now!!!

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

👐🤣

[@ross1748]

Who does Nancy think she is setting the terms when she's caused all this trouble and where's Kath's apology

[@josephd.2725]

Roach and Vicki were played by 19 year old actresses at that time... but they look and carry on like grown arse 30 year olds lol

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Vicki?

[@Redsleather]

What seems to add 10 or so years onto every person in this show? The frumpy clothes, the awful make-up & hairstyles?

[@josephd.2725]

​@@Redsleather What makeup? lol I think all of the above. But also, people matured quicker back then and behaved older for their age, hence 30 being the new 20 in the last few years! I see many 30 year olds these days who haven't even left home. Economics and a revised culture seems to play a part in this maturity retardation.

[@josephd.2725]

@@Redsleather Saw "Roach" on a Talking Prisoner interview a few weeks ago and she looks absolutely fantastic! She comes across as such a lovely and fun woman who helps people with their relationships these days. Very young at heart and likes to laugh. You may have seen some of those interviews.

[@bernadettelamb5990]

​@@josephd.2725 Roach should contact the Guinness book of records for worlds biggest head

[@jtpinnyc]

So what's the deal with Joan and her sugar daddy? Does he still think there's some action on the cards or has he realized she's a lezza yet?

[@bernadettelamb54]

Meg and Marty look more like brother and sister. It's comical that he's supposed to be 23.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

He looks 43😄

[@lynseycurrie1002]

I hate Nancys Nooooooooooooos drives me up the pole not as bad as lexi though only 21 more screaming episodes left yeyyyyy

[@2008giles]

Last episode for Officer Bailey - aka Maureen Edwards

[@josephd.2725]

You could make an Aussie version of the 1994 film Speed, with Steve Ryan as SWAT cop Jack, and Lexie with her new look as the bus driver! All the other H block inmates and background characters as the bus passengers. lol

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

😆😆

[@josephd.2725]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 Haha, glad you liked that one.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@josephd.2725 🤗

[@sheriheffner2098]

I can see the future. Marty Jackson as Wentworth's Governor, Meg Morris Deputy Governor, Rita Connors left Wentworth in 1987 and never came back. Merle was rehabilitated, Kath was released in 2014. Lexie found a nice man and got married, he adopted her son Julian. Steve and Julie had a daughter they named Anna and a son they named Joseph.

[@Chillmax]

The lady who's been an extra for years & years sounded pretty good talking to Lexi, hopefully she'll get some more lines, I like her ;-).

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Lorna👍 think this was the first time she spoke 😆

[@Kingboo1081]

Lexie’s clicking, jumping and squealing - my god!!!!! Stop!!!!

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

The clicking is the worst🙄

[@ross1748]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 Anything to get her character noticed

[@arlaabrell8658]

Maggot really IS such a maggot. A flea without a dog to live on then Maxwell appeared and the flea had a home.

[@Nacho-Mamma]

Did you realize that Lorna, who gave Lexie the springs, is the last of the original inmates, and is the second longest running character on the show, next to Meg. Joyce would be the third longest running character. All three made their first appearance during the first season.

[@shadegat3996]

Yet again, they involve someone who may leak info to the Freak.

[@brandismith6916]

I do love the Merle character myself. The most funniest character since Cass Parker.

[@pauliejay4161]

4:30 - Bloody hell Meg. Marty has been looking for a job for one day and you're saying that you'd be suicidal by now? Give it a rest. 33:57 - "I do not have eyes in the back of my head" - well here's an idea Einstein: don't stand with your back to the door.

[@karennicholls8532]

Agree about the job thing. Who gets a job in 1 day?

[@josephd.2725]

I'm loving Lexie's new hairstyle and look... she's such a cutie pie. ☺ 🤪

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

YES!!! I'm finally at Lexi's New hair n look👍, after you telling me about it MONTHS agoooo!!😄

[@josephd.2725]

@@fabpcbhfan9592 Ah yes, isn't she cuuuute!

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@josephd.2725 ofcouuuurse!!!😚

[@bazalmighty]

33:07 - Lorna speaks :O

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

I knowwwwwwww🤗

[@sharontonks3192]

I think she spoke in an earlier episode when bea was still in it. I think it was something to do with hiding food in the cells before a hunger strike.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@sharontonks3192 😍👍

[@josephd.2725]

I think The Freak is a legend, but this diary caper is exciting sh*t!

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

🤗

[@darrendunn134]

This shut Rita up blaming kath

[@rayman760]

@34.15.....ummm because there are still some prisoners there who were in Wentworth when Bill was there I.e. Lorna and Tina

[@pbworld7858]

They should have a done a prequel to Wentworth and set in the prison in Queensland where the Freak used to work and when she was still a straight screw before she turned to the dark side.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Can really imagine the screws at Wentworth doing that fitness test to become a screw what a joke.

[@karennicholls8532]

Agree.

[@bernadettelamb54]

@@karennicholls8532 And the intelligence needed, how did Joyce pass that?

[@karennicholls8532]

Hasn't anyone noticed that Lexie says "JOKE JOYCE"? It started with Graham Kennedy, may he RIP, and it became an Aussie saying when you weren't being serious.

[@tefllife2024]

Imagine the trainer did a role play: ok. We have a boiling water urn and two prisoners are fighting in front of it. Joyce, you are the supervising officer, what would you do to stop it? Joyce: um um, taps one of them on the shoulder and says, "care for a cup of tea?" Trainer: (rolls eyes).

[@bernadettelamb54]

@@tefllife2024 Or Miss Stout and Fat Pat having a heart attack mid star jump

[@divaleah3524]

Lorna spoke!!!

[@bdchiaccio]

She did in the Bea era

[@divaleah3524]

Ya barely tho lol

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

🤣

[@bernadettelamb5990]

​@@bdchiaccioShe gave lip to Sandy and Bea once 😂

[@jeffgreen7629]

“Top dog” has a short memory “Lorna” the sometimes talking extra had a broken glass in the gym threatening the gang ha ha. It seems she is only on the side of good when she has a line or two in the script ha ha. I am sure that I will be corrected if wrong but aren’t Meg and Lorna the extra the only two actors in both episode 1 and episode 692 ?

[@j0hnf_uk]

The last of the Barnhurst 5 gone. Ironically, the last one going back to Barnhurst.

[@blissfulbelfry]

This has to be the start of the downfall of the Freak

[@rosslamb5864]

Roach is the new Lexi

[@rsaville8007]

The Freak dont drive ,🤣 or ride only dives 😝👅

[@ZOMBIEFREAK78]

lex and roach look a little alike

[@shirleysmitten1074]

Good to see Reno back in the governor's seat. How strange to keep being a prison officer a secret. Mother and son at Wentworh. Boy, oh, boy! I thought Meg's son may be a criminal. Watching Lurch follow Fergo is funny! Merle cracks me up every time she runs after somebody. There's secret weapons! LOL! Surprise: Fergo doesn't know how to drive. This episode is great!

[@kodilloyd1068]

Love this episode

[@astonvilla2345]

HERE WE GO..... LEXIE BACK TO SCREAMING !!!!

[@jessicaj8564]

And she’s the only one without a break. She’s in 99% of the scenes, screeching and screaming her lines

[@rpatricknabors]

looks like spunky marty is free ballin

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

It's a cup. Obviously

[@johnw2328]

There is something very Jeremy Clarkson about Joan😀 WOW ann is a pretty woman.

[@adrianenglish4909]

Except joan not real she made up character and clarkson is cartoon character

[@rosslamb5864]

Is bible bashing Nancy not going to suggest they apologies to Kath, no? This is why I'm team Kath the 'warriors' started this war.

[@cliffordmilo]

Nice package Marty.

[@karennicholls8532]

I don't think Marty is really good looking, but he does look good in a pair of jeans.

[@JohnSmith-qg9sv]

I Noticed That Too...

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@karennicholls8532 he's Ugly. Marty 2 was better

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

It's a cup. Obviously

[@darrendunn134]

Kath just like herself was thinking maybe sonia Stevens think joan would mention that

[@annasassin2470]

29:58 what the fooook is Meg wearing?

[@thelastredsquirrels3787]

A bomb to blow up that flimsy fence seems like overkill. Wentworth high security🤣

[@samisticlife]

16:23 Martys top matching Anns skirt

[@rayman760]

@30.42 Lorna may not be the smartest chick in the joint Lexie, but she's streets ahead of you.

[@sheriheffner2098]

And she's been on here since episode 2, along with Tina. Next is Ronnie Then Jacko. And now Meg is the longest lasting cast member. From episode 1 until 692.

[@rsaville8007]

Oh Marty I'm disappointed you didnt bring a friend this time to introduce to ya Mum Meg .

[@avejester8780]

Oh Marty! Is that an assult riffle in your pants or are you just happy to see me??? 😂

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

It's a cup. Obviously

[@acesigma06]

*spoiler alert 🚨 Are we really expected to believe Delia Stout did this 13:00 during her training 🤔

[@thehgic1]

I thought he was gay and he was gonna come out of the closet to Meg.. Smh woulda been a good story line..

[@jiggarypokery]

Yeah! I thought that the first time I ever watched it years ago! I think it would have made an interesting storyline.. I always felt that Maureen Edwards who played Officer Bailey was under used too.

[@davidsteckelberg7245]

You make it sound like Political Correctness is a good thing.

[@lampshade8818]

That's EXACTLY what I thought!

[@samuelmay4823]

Same

[@samuelmay4823]

Political correctness when not taken too far is about being sensitive and decent.

[@leozam]

Well seen Meg doesn't have her family pic up with little hobbit Marty.

[@darrendunn134]

Why did reyno look shocked in office looking at roasters for new officers she must know someone

[@Tigerofthenight]

They're recycling the Jim Fletcher phobia story. Marty's afraid of candles.

[@TheRichmondTiger]

Boom mic at top of screen at 13:55, lol.

[@bazalmighty]

Dang. Reyno actually said "memo" and not "meemo". Is this a Prisoner first?

[@ajs41]

The Freak said memo a few seconds earlier so she was probably copying her.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

I wondered why Ann said it. Though Joan said it moments before

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

@@ajs41 exact

[@sheriheffner2098]

I have heard Meemo so much that I hear it when we Americans say Memo.

[@gavinpuli3882]

James Condon the king of New Zealand radio, the John laws of New Zealand.

[@darrensnell3235]

Married to Anne haddy who played doreen mum alice in this and Helen daniels in neighbours

[@lisaann3063]

OMG is Lexi’s screaming I mean acting almost over?

[@darrendunn134]

Sick connors she can't fight stiff bit wood

[@frankmerritt4793]

I love Rita I think she is brilliant

[@brieennacrofts3986]

I agree I love the way she ruins things as top dog just the way Bea n Nora would of

[@brieennacrofts3986]

runs things that's what I meant stupid autocorrect

[@adrianenglish4909]

Oh right now I get it lol auto correct is complete utter b#####d ain't it

[@hello5007]

Yes. I like Rita too.

[@elainegoad9777]

Did Mervin get fired? Joan was talking about a new cook ?

[@davidstirrat8815]

He’s off with the flu is it

[@darrendunn134]

Gosh old woman been in it for years bea days she gets couple lines

[@darrendunn134]

Kath like softer version nola but more smarter

[@Lushgirl81]

Rita looks like she has a tan.

[@Tigerofthenight]

Anne and Joan both pronounced Memo correctly, instead of the usual "Mee-Moe".

[@expandingthemind5174]

I skipped 4 episodes to get here. I am getting a bit bored.

[@sheriheffner2098]

Exactly how tall is Glenda Linscott? She looks around 6 feet but I don't know your height in metrics.

[@elainegoad9777]

Med needs to drop her divorced husband's last name and go back to Jackson, her deceased husband's name. Women don't even have to take their husband's name if they don't want to.

[@Redsleather]

Could Meg Morris look any more frumpy at 30:00 if she tried?

[@2589hbradley]

LORNA LORNA LORNA LORNA!!!! =D

[@Nacho-Mamma]

So sad having to say goodbye to the gorgeous Steve Ryan. The best looking guy to ever appear on the show. The second best is Marty Jackson #3.

[@racinggal33]

Steve Faulkner was another good-looking guy.

[@rosiew1952]

Steve Faulkner was gorgeous

[@sheriheffner2098]

Wayne Jerrat was a babe. Steve Falkner and the guy Tony that was on here when Maxie was on here

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Marty Jackson 2 was better than 3

[@Redsleather]

Peter McCormack is the spunkiest of them all 😈

[@bdchiaccio]

Is Ann having a drink box?

[@darrendunn134]

Marty flame thinking dad 😢

[@giovanni1965]

The gals are playing with Dutch checkers

[@NativeMoon]

Well... let's hope this plan actually works...

[@darrendunn134]

Kath right she has connors on run lol

[@glenysnewchurch7957]

Omg why are they allowing this old biddy Nancy to rule the roost? She is not Top Dog! Grow some fkn balls Rita and put her in her place! She needs to be reminded that she is in prison and not down at the local RSL hall playing bingo with all of the old ducks! She indirectly lagged and should be punished. The mere fact that it was overlooked is absolute BS! They need to give her a bashing! I think I would continue to rewind and watch that scene over and over again if they did.

[@karennicholls8532]

I've never been in prison but I would imagine everyone would be really pissed off that someone could be so mind numbingly stupid. Lots of people got into heaps of trouble because of her stupid diary and The Freak got heaps of accolades.

[@marycalmeiro1135]

Lexie is getting louder

[@darrendunn134]

Joan like marty him saying about killing prisoners for happend his dad

[@darrendunn134]

Connors lost for words there mm intresting

[@karennicholls8532]

I wish they'd lock Lexie and Janet in a room together for about a week (away from us) and let them beat the crap out of one another. All they want to do is beat someone up.

[@trixeracer8243]

Spinel twist sounds likes hellish .

[@bdchiaccio]

Um Lexi, Lori is NOT Nance!

[@bernadettelamb54]

Lexi on the press giving orders lol. Producers daughter :)

[@marycalmeiro1135]

All top dogs are eventually against drugs