Prisoner: Cell Block H - Episode 630

[@jtpinnyc]

My god, taking the rap was the very least Nancy the Lag could do after the trouble caused by her cursed Lag Diary

[@karennicholls2296]

Exactly. All the bloody trouble she caused.

[@tracylangsley4064]

The freak telling lurch to stand by the vegetable patch was a brilliant one liner I'm still giggling at it

[@TheBluetoob]

+tracy langsley I'm dying of laughter after that, good one freak !

[@barrypeters48]

Prisoner has definitely got the best one liners In any soap opera ever👍🏻

[@stephenpovey-jones6520]

tracy langsley I'm just laughing at the thought of it, I haven't seen it yet.

[@lampshade8818]

Can't believe I missed that :(

[@angelfire77777]

😂😂😂

[@Kblog777]

Lori saying that the freak has been unkind to some of the girls? Understatement of the whole series!

[@lampshade8818]

35:12 Best line ever!! Do you think this was the scriptwriters way of getting a 'tongue in cheek' word in to Pepe Trevor? ;)

[@charlottewebb7783]

No matter how many times i hear them say Wentworth is high security it still always makes me chuckle

[@francistreml148]

Marie Winters escaped by helicopter 🚁 😂 Myra walked out wearing a large hat 👒 hardly high security 😂

[@Garh1972]

Love Megs smirk at the opening of the bomb box - knowing Fergie was set up.

[@sarahkorver2439]

😂😂😂😂 classic lol

[@TheHighPriestessStudio]

Got to love Joan's dry humor 'A smile never hurt anyone' LOL

[@DistantCousin]

I thought the way Maggie acted the scene where she rejected her friend to be so skilfully done. A mixture of awkwardness, gay shame, guilt, hurt.

[@rpatricknabors]

God what's that? Make-up or bruising. Stay by the vegetable patch, it'll keep the birds away. Great lines for Joan.

[@Laffingrl]

Patrick Nabors ,I laughed out loud at that one. Joan doesn't get too many funny lines!

[@Mynewlife2025]

I totally loved that scene!!!

[@CallemJayNZ]

@@Laffingrl I think she gets quite a few but you have to understand a humour

[@katcox6127]

Joan’s comments 😂

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

11:18 ANN saying Wentworth is a "HIGH Security" Prison🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@francistreml148]

The lock 🔐 on the gate is less secure than the one in my gate at home 😂

[@joylapine9004]

I love it when Joan gets her comeuppance. She deserves every bit of it. Evil woman.

[@rosannacooke5027]

Thank you for putting these episodes on, I have watched Prisoner since it first was shown, then repeated. Much appreciated!

[@GeorgeEugeneBarrett]

After recasting Marty so many times, the producers should have embraced the joke and made him an Asian kid. LOL.

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

This version of him is so Ugly. And a crap actor

[@PrisonerCellBlockH95]

This is definitely one of the weaker eras of the show, but I do believe it picked up again in the 660s onwards. The Blackmoor episodes alone rank as some of my personal favorites.

[@kitsunewhisker]

It’s all peaks and troughs. The episodes around 600 were awesome. Thanks for the uploads by the way I really appreciate what you’ve done.

[@francistreml148]

Thanks for the uploads I'm watching them in Spain 🇪🇸 in 2024 ❤

[@xfreespirit1979x]

"Wentworth's a high security prison" LoL -- everyone who's ever even thought of escaping did so extremely easily.

[@rosslamb5864]

That crime lord would make a great home alone villain

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

Am glad Alice is having so much fun now.

[@brandismith6916]

Alice Jenkins really is cute when she fixes herself up. Her cute girlish attitude is cute. I've come to like Lurch

[@99Boiko]

Harry Parker! Surely the funniest crime boss in the history of soaps! Concerned that he "missed lunch" and carries packed sandwiches and coffee in a thermos as though getting up and being a Mafioso was like working down the building site. Break time boss! :)

[@DistantCousin]

Indeed. He's brilliantly written

[@FlowerPowerChild1904]

And he has those brown glass arcoroc cups, we all thought so wonderful in the 1980s.

[@elusivespirit2959]

@@FlowerPowerChild1904 Didn't we though? We all dinner sets, mugs, cookware, pots etc.

[@stuartpatto1976]

Lol, Ann, sending Ferguson, home because she knows what she's like. i fought that was funny

[@MarkTheMadMan]

"MOVE IT"....HAHA "Whats that make up or bruising...." i lold so hard

[@TallSilentGuy]

23:12 The first bomb squad guy looks like a Star Trek alien with his huge eyebrows and silver space suit, while the second bomb squad guy seems to have no eyebrows at all. 27:26 "And did you see the way she was making eyes at him? I'm telling you, it was pathetic!" says Lurch still wearing her heavy makeup.

[@jewelhaines8842]

Hilarious!! When Anne told Joan she was a fool!! 😆

[@sarahkorver2439]

lol I laughed at that lol xx

[@jewelhaines8842]

@sarahkorver2439 🤣🤣

[@julabard]

I love the anti-bomb outfit!

[@rosiew1952]

julabard looked like a spaceman pmsl

[@Kblog777]

Andrew seems like a nice bloke if only he knew what the freak was really like.

[@dannii39]

Yeah

[@deanhall4064]

Yep i agree he's a decent guy. I've always wondered what Andrew would really think of Joan if only he could see all her nasty dealings and such like going on in Wentworth.

[@Redsleather]

@@deanhall4064 she’s quite rude and sharp with him at times, snapping and being vague as she hides her sordid life. Is he really gay in denial, with a fetish for butch types who have black eyes, scabs and scars?

[@tomprice9204]

She’s the reason he died in the first place

[@davidstirrat8815]

@@tomprice9204he’s dead?

[@jazmanator8946]

35:13 lurch is right....LEXI CANNOT ACT lol

[@georgiannelakatos1762]

Stand by the vegetable garden...you'll keep the birds away. What a great line from the Freak. Lol😂

[@deathstripe1]

i actually cant wait for episode 1 again

[@evagabor5]

deathstripe1 I agree...the Merle (Mule) period was painful to watch....

[@deathstripe1]

Addicted2PCBH i liked merle

[@ThePhantomEMT]

+Wentworth Videos I like her too. This is my 13th? time watching the whole series. And I also can't wait to watch the series again. But before I do that, I have a lot of shows to catch up on LOL

[@evagabor5]

I've watched the entire series about 4 times back to back. I'm ADDICTED.

[@ThePhantomEMT]

Addicted2PCBH I think I may be addicted also LOL But I haven't be diagnosed yet LOL

[@fozzie5000]

I must of watched more of this programme as a youth than I realise. I can remember bits from nearly every season.. 😂😂

[@PrisonerCellBlockH95]

It is, I still love these episodes as much as the others. I look at these episodes as sort of a revamp - now that Lou's gone it's pretty much all new players and it's only going to get better with the storylines some of them have just around the corner.

[@karennicholls8532]

I love you for doing this. I think I have better relationships with people on here that in real life.

[@jhibberd6290]

Shame it was axed

[@jimhultqvist2539]

These episodes with Connors and Warriors vs. Maxwell is no doubt better than Lou, she sticked around as the only main antagonist in the prison block for way too long, she became really boring. Maxwell is much more interesting as she's something of an anti-hero with a lot more nuance, and she also adds nuance to Connors and 'Warrioirs', as they get potrayed a lot less sympathetic.

[@Tigerofthenight]

"As you know, Wentworth is a high security prison." 😂😃🤣😆😹

[@francistreml148]

😂😂😂

[@TYNEPUNK]

cheeky how joan thinks this might not have to get to Mr Dwyer even though if renolds farts it makes it way to him in a report within 10 mins

[@daugherofaset8648]

Okay, so Rita knows she beat up Kath in error but still no apology and a squashing of the rift it cause.

[@darrendunn134]

Kath full blow she beat Rita

[@bernadettelamb5990]

Ritas an idiot

[@martynduffy]

Rita and Alice are a great comedy duo!

[@glenncaulfield]

Lurch is right there, Lexi can't act!!

[@Julie44Inlouisiana]

That guy Joan is living with must be one desperate dude

[@ShirleyMarieBradby]

@Julie44Inlouisiana Yeah. I guess he has never noticed that Joan shaves almost every morning just like he does! 🤣 Talk about love being blind! 😎 🤣

[@rosslamb5864]

How could he not know she's a lesbian

[@karennicholls2296]

You're not wrong. He was also bloody nosy about everything in her life.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Lurch saying Lexi can't act lol

[@francistreml148]

Lol well 🤷 she has a point 😅

[@jtpinnyc]

As if Marty would have waited until now to tell his mother about the fire. As if Meg wouldn't have heard about sailors dying in a navy fire on the news and contacted him about it.

[@karennicholls2296]

You'd think.

[@paulagray7628]

🙄🙄

[@GeorgiePotter]

The Freak's 'Good God, what's that? Make -up or Bruising?' line I think has to be my favourite.

[@martinjenkins5471]

Yeah but it would have been life sentences at blackmoor. Killing an officer would get them daily beatings from the guards. Wentworth is like a hotel compared to that old Victorian age blackmoor. They really did have prisons like that back then. They would have been hell holes.

[@sarahkorver2439]

😂😂😂😂😂 soo funny xxx

[@WolvesofWilloughbyChase]

Lexie is worse than Joan by this point. She shouts at everyone, insults her friends constantly, is constantly pushing for people she doesn't like to be bashed. or worse. At least Joan can be nice to people on the outside when they show her kindness.

[@cathrinehalfpenny3835]

I must admit the more laughing in this series then Bea and Lizzie days.

[@KenyanBunnie]

Aunt Idas antics are the greatest things omg. Thatll be me when im in my 80s.

[@karennicholls8532]

Funny.

[@childrensorg856]

I'll be like that starting age 55 in case I don't make it to 80.

[@babab0y]

People say these episodes arnt that good and joan isnt scary anymore, but the point is this final season of prisoner is about how joan finally starts to crack and becomes the joke.

[@chrismarshall2283]

Well said!

[@lampshade8818]

I'm absolutely loving these episodes since a little way after Rita arrived- it's so much more fun to watch, and I'm sailing through my normal quota of watching! That's a good thing- coz I bought the full boxset of Wonder Woman recently, and I've sworn to myself that I can only start watching it when I've finally finished watching Prisoner! So, all good!! XD

[@Garh1972]

If you watch any drama tv series that run a course of many years you see the characters change. It can also be put down to change of writers/directors of which prisoner went through many in its 8 year run. As well think the 600 plus era was pretty good all up.

[@phantomlagger5363]

Great observation. She starts to crack and feels threatened and desperate. Makes her more dangerous as ever, some of her decisions later on are heinous, even for the freak

[@darrendunn134]

I'm same but they are great I like kath

[@djstephennicholls]

And at 19:10 they just happen to have a helicopter in the prison exercise area as you do lol

[@davidstirrat8815]

Never noticed that before lol

[@nojunk4me2]

These episodes MUCH better than the 'Barnhurst Beauties' ie:Nora,Auntie May,Daphne,Willie....only good one was Julie....that for me was the toughest time to get through.

[@392Lesley]

So agree with you, I nearly switched off it was terrible. I wondered how I was going to make it to the end, they didnt last long so maybe everyone was switching off so they had to get rid of them. Much better now, all thats left is to get rid of the screaming Lexie.

[@nigelthomas4820]

nojunk4me2 So agree with u , couldn't stand the Barnhurst lot , that was boring an Willie crying all the time (yawn )

[@gnewchie3956]

Watching Meg with her son reminds me of the "Come to mummy my baby, you just do as she tells you and she's going to make you feel real good" scene because their relationship appears a tad creepy.

[@lillangbg8411]

44:10 Rodney: She´s not staying? Lexie: Oh, I wouldn´t trust myself with you dressed like that.....snatching his boxers. LOL!

[@agemoth]

38:54 "Miss Stout MISSED OUT" !! I like that!! 😂😁

[@jamessky9155]

LMAO @ ''Good God is that make up or bruising'' ---> 15:45.... As for Andrew, awwwweee bless him, sweet man. He must be bloody lonely if he is clinging on to Joan. 5th December 2023.

[@kmtcreativedesigns]

poor lurch lol, stand near the vegetable patch - that was a good one from Joan lol

[@dru-chambers]

kmtcreativedesigns and "is that makeup or bruising?" had me in stitches.

[@kmtcreativedesigns]

deffo some fantastic one liners in this show, great for a laugh!

[@ozlass7778]

What Lurch said about the Freak soon after was even better. "She oughta talk. She's got a face like a bashed-in dunny can" 😂🤣

[@jmjohnson1081]

Cotton Candy Photography AU I spit out my drink when join say that.

[@garymarkwaugh4097]

The Freak doesn't like it that Marty is Meg's son

[@sarahkorver2439]

Oooooh she hates it lol

[@Tristina143]

If I were Joan I would stay with Andrew. He's nice, she likes him and at least she wouldn't be lonely. It's not like woman are banging down her door.

[@martinjenkins5471]

She should have layed her cards on the table and told him, they can only be friends. He would have gone for it because he is lonely.

[@TheMrfrankclark]

I love how there so may layers to Joan! Whe is a very complex charachter.

[@lynseycurrie1002]

Only 20 episodes left with horrible lexie

[@bernadettelamb54]

This trainee woman Delia looks like she belongs more as a McDonald's crew member.

[@martinjenkins5471]

Some of the women officers at the male prisons are built like her.

[@chipchip1541]

So funny that Rita thinks it's funny and laughs because the Freak is smiling and it's funny the way the Freak is smiling. Lol

[@kutaman1]

“Don’t come the raw prawn with me” hahaha I haven’t used that term in years

[@karennicholls2296]

I know. Haven't heard it in years and was generally used by people much older than I was at the time. Half of my old "Aussie slang" was used by my dad and his mates when I was a kid.

[@yolandasmith3224]

@@karennicholls2296 so what does it means

[@karennicholls2296]

@@yolandasmith3224 It means "don't bullshit (lie) to me".

[@GeorgeEugeneBarrett]

@ 15:46 Joan: “Good God! What is that? Makeup or bruising? ...Jenkins, stand by the vegetable patch. You’ll keep the birds away.” LMAO

[@eugenedegeorge5084]

"Is it safe?" Now ,where have I heard those lines before.

[@DianaSheward]

Drill,drill,drill! Going to the dentist was never the same after seeing that scene!I liked those kids calling Dustin Hoffman "creepy"!They actually save him because they know who he is when he uses that name for himself!😂 Great film.Olivier was so believable in that role!🇬🇧♥️♥️♥️🐊🐊🐊

[@zedjay81]

Lexi and her ever so convenient inflating deflating tummy... at 8mth pregnant she wouldn't be running round like that!

[@mioufie23]

Rodney, you plonker!

[@Garh1972]

mioufie23 he sure is.

[@sb6678]

Oh shut up you tart

[@rayman760]

MsPerogi - I'm just interested as to why you are still watching the show? You clearly don't like any of the characters, or story lines, you keep referring to Grundy in negative terms and you think everyone...particularly Ann Reynolds is incorrectly cast. Just enjoy the show, I'm loving it right now, I'm even coming round to Rita. Admittedly the Barnhurst 5 era was not the most loved era, but I enjoyed it all the same. Only another 62 episodes left......sigh

[@michelformika]

Okay. So, Meg's son's facial features must be made of Play Dough for them to change so frequently. So, I guess this new "fire fear" story is a redo of the "blood fear" story from that previous officer.

[@ThePhantomEMT]

+michelformika Yep. It seems like everyone on here whose character has been in the WW's, Vietnam, or has just been in active duty over seas, comes back with something... Fletcher, PTSD, guilt and Hemophobia, Geof Butler, PTSD and a uncontrolable violent temper, Now Marty Jackson Pyrophobia..... I guess the writers believe that everyone who goes to War comes back damaged.

[@karennicholls8532]

I don't know how I'd feel if I had been shipped off to a strange country and had to kill a bunch of people I didn't know because, realistically, a difference in politics.

[@martinjenkins5471]

That was Jim Fletcher that had the blood phobea . Remember bea used it against him because he came on too strong when he first started.

[@zombiechick560]

Imagine having Lexi's attitude 😢

[@bazzkrycek211]

Love this episode. Freak well and truly put in her place lmao

[@charlottewebb2184]

God Joan is so rude to that Andrew he has been nothing but nice to her she really can't be nice to anyone...

[@sarahkorver2439]

Now he’s seeing the true colours of Joan .. he’s a lovely man xx

[@Julie44Inlouisiana]

The look on joans face when old boy held her hand lmao

[@newspapergrouch6341]

Our first look at the Village Idiot (Rodney Adams). 7:24

[@karennicholls8532]

HATE HIM.

[@bazzkrycek211]

Oh n love the hilarious Joan and Rodney scene haha

[@mozart7820]

Miss stout-missed out haha pls stop u killing me! and the ending was a bit 70s British sitcom. wonder how aunty Joan and her roomys relationship develops poor woman she just needs a cuddle 🙉

[@charlottewebb582]

In the last few episodes lexi seems to have a cigarette in her hand constantly never noticed her smoking so much before

[@sheriheffner2098]

Just think about her unborn baby. Poor little mite will go through withdrawal from that nicotine.

[@shirleysmitten1074]

Jim had hemophobia and now Marty's scared of fires. All these screws have phobias! He'd better hope they don't set any more fires at Wentworth. Bomb on the grounds. Fergo's going to end up with mud on her face! Ha, ha, Fergo! Mr. Adams is really a fool. Give them women your uniform, alright! Andrew holding Fergo's hand and saying, "Don't move out, Joan," just made my day!

[@bernadettelamb54]

As if Delia did the fitness test to be a screw

[@josephd.2725]

Yeah exactly lol. I'd love to see what Marie Winter would call her!

[@ross1748]

@@josephd.2725 Miss McDonald's

[@sb6678]

Yea and very appropriately named Miss Stout. She missed out on so much.

[@laurenbrooks3091]

That female rookie officer looks like she's 15.

[@mistofoles]

I notice Marty didn't pay his taxi fare !

[@Mosie926]

I love 'Piggy', not to be offensive. She is so damn adorable trying to act tough.

[@foofyguy]

Yoda's mother in law (Ida) gives me the irrits.

[@madwatermelon1316]

I can understand why Andrew is lonely and desperate. He tries too hard to please Joan and whilst it may seem sweet at first it becomes bloody annoying after awhile. As the old saying goes "nice guys finish last".

[@lenarsa66]

A good laugh is never misplaced 😂🤣😂

[@stephenpovey-jones6520]

7/5/17 - I like the new prison guards. "Here's a tip I've learned, MOVE IT!" Haha Mr Adams looks like Wurzel Gummidge, he's about as daft. "Gotcha Freak." I had a good chuckle at that. Fergo is a giant Goliath frog 🐸 woman of a person. Poor Rodney.

[@karennicholls8532]

Not bloody Rodney.

[@mrsdisneypreg]

I hate that pregnant mums smoked so much in earlier days. They don't seem to care about hurting their little ones!

[@samuelmay4823]

Bonnie Chiaccio different times

[@susi-emily]

My grandmother smoked throughout her pregnancies with my mum and my uncles. They are all fine. A huge number of women smoked while pregnant, the majority of babies were absolutely fine. Don't believe all the hype.

[@bernadettelamb54]

Roach should change her nickname to miserable

[@virginiaguiney1644]

Urrrgh! Rodney Adams. Such an absolute, condescending pillock. I've noticed - as have you guys - they tended to re-use names a lot; Andrew, Bob, Steve, Adams etc. And I think it's fair to say, Lurch and Rita should have flung the Freak off the roof.xx

[@fabpcbhfan9592]

Not forgetting the name "Debbie" is re-used around 4 times. And Rachel, Tracy, and Julie are re-used 2 or 3 times.

[@deanasharp6155]

Pregnant Lexie smoking...She is the worst

[@karennicholls8532]

Around the time Prisoner was made, my sister, a friend I had from work and myself were all pregnant at the same time and all smoked. It may be frowned upon, however we all had healthy children. All still alive and smart.

[@cristinarichart1118]

Smoked w my kids....... did cut down a bit...... but strong smart kids. Of course I wish I hadn’t

[@cristinarichart1118]

Luckily I’ve quit .... specificly to set the example and to raise non smokers

[@michelleevans4948]

Disgusting habit. And how selfish and irresponsible to smile through pregnancy

[@andrewmorrice9139]

39:35 That bloke from "Rocko's Modern Life?"

[@darrendunn134]

Joan barging into Harry's home saying want use phone cheek joan

[@davidstirrat8815]

Andrew’s home. She wanted to phone Harry

[@TomboyVale]

15:46 that made me laugh lol

[@sandygirl1966]

Andrew reminds me of russ Abbott ! I love Rodney Adams he's such a nerd!

[@rodneyshirtbutton961]

Look up the surname of the actor who played Andrew. :-)

[@jimhultqvist2539]

These episodes with Connors and Warriors vs. Maxwell is no doubt better than Lou, she sticked around as the only main antagonist in the prison block for way too long, she became really boring. Maxwell is much more interesting as she's something of an anti-hero with a lot more nuance, and her entrence to the series also adds nuance to Connors and 'Warriors', as they get portrayed a lot less sympathetic...it adds a lot to thecredibility that Connors are a criminal mc outlaw and not an sympatic angel.

[@bernadettelamb5990]

I am team Kath, Rita and her gang lag when it suits them and are bullies

[@giovanni1965]

High security prison lmao is that why inmates keep escaping!!

[@andrewjoyce4034]

A high security prison with only one flimsy French to keep the inmates in lol

[@andrewjoyce4034]

Fence not French lol

[@josephd.2725]

That little white haired old bag is hilarious! lol

[@tsh85]

LMMFAO....Joan cracks me up!

[@ThePhantomEMT]

+tsh85 What scene?

[@Kblog777]

Seems all the worst ppl get all the best lines in PCBH. Lou Kelly used to come out with some cracking one liners.

[@karennicholls8532]

She has her moments. A lot of the bad guys did.

[@paulagray7628]

ThePhantomEMT 15.46 🤣🤣🤣

[@leozam]

Auntie Ida is terrific. She succeeds where Ettie Parslow and particularly Dot Farrah failed (to replace Lizzie).

[@rosslamb7069]

18:55 why would they need to use a bomb to escape when they're next to a main road with no fence???? What the hell.

[@karennicholls8532]

Well, you wouldn't do it in broad daylight anyway.

[@martinjenkins5471]

They are supposed to have 2 fences.

[@susi-emily]

There never was a bomb, it was a joke.

[@williamkinsella8801]

This episode is one of my favourite episode.

[@samisticlife]

22:50 its Metal Mickey 😂

[@annasassin2470]

23:02 ROARING LAUGHING . 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@themachine9999]

Nothing beats the bea smith and ol lizzy era the mara era wasn't to bad as was the Rita the beater era but Nora flinns era takes the cake boring as hell and she was the worst top dog ever!!!!

[@larryg6221]

So Adams just stood there and allowed them to take off his uniform, not believable .

[@YourJellyFishAteMyTV]

Delia reminds me of Sharon from Kath and Kim