Pro Gaming Toilets by Lamborghini

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[@mrdavies09]

I need engineering that can handle my dump valve. I need style that lets me shred my rim in comfort. I need power to lay skid marks whenever I want. I need Lamborghini.

[@nolan6137]

There are those that settle for mediocre dumps and there are those that pursue crapping perfection. - Lamborghini

[@Dankchungus]

@@nolan6137 - Albert Einstein

[@mikeenslin3009]

You should do Marketing, I'm sold

[@onearthonelegion]

Only the best for my faeces

[@0000zer0]

​@@Dankchungus what ai model do you use to make these ?

[@choraemon17]

I like how you made gamers thinner than usual

[@Dankchungus]

You're right--I'll try to increase the weight next time

[@HeyItsTheWykydtron]

Also he made them cleaner and well groomed lol

[@physical_insanity]

But not one bit less racist.

[@jayspace2905]

You're right! He even stands.

[@YouzACoopa]

this model sets unrealistic expectations, it's awful

[@Atmos_Glitch]

The bars _"I can get 20 kills in 60 seconds if I rush, my toilet takes 20 turds in 60 seconds if I flush..."_ goes so hard!

[@lucetto]

This line had me dead

[@Dankchungus]

@@lucetto r.i.p

[@oriantalist]

Good rhyme!

[@Account.for.Comment]

What' s a terrible toilet. The cheap toilet with broken seat, no cover, in a rundowm gas station, in the middle of nowhere, took no more than 10 seconds. What a shit toilet.

[@BasicDad4547]

Ai gonna fuck up that rap game.

[@chronictime]

"i can get 20 kills in 60 seconds if i rush, my toilet takes 20 turds in 60 seconds if i flush." Hardest hitting quote of the year.

[@frankyflowers]

he poops like a rabbit.

[@drksideofthewal]

I want to hear that line rapped by AI Biggie Smalls

[@KaguyaH]

Those high-tech toilets unironically look comfy as hell to sit in.

[@jessperson9750]

And to Shit in.

[@stejer211]

Yeah... I think that was the point.

[@LecherousLizard]

Except the second green one. That one doesn't seem to have any hole for the turds to flush. Unless it's a really nice toilet cover.

[@eldritchbidoof]

right, comfy. almost like grandma made it

[@bobbobbo5278]

I want to poop in one

[@oenkapoen1396]

Respect to this man, keeping our discord servers safe 24/7

[@aguy481]

0:31 give props to James Corden too

[@-andreiDNA]

Keeping them safe? How does grooming kittens keep anybody safe?

[@Toothless_dance]

@@-andreiDNA And banning people for free speech

[@alexyo2440]

Hormone drugs don't make you this fat though

[@Andrew-zh4en]

@@-andreiDNA better them than predators

[@SwedishEmpire1700]

Perfect for those long reddit sessions

[@Dankchungus]

it takes awhile to downvote everyone on /r/worldnews -- no time to poop

[@user-tm8jt2py3d]

@@Dankchungus you mean multibox upvote, can't let the dark Brandon haters win

[@akneegrow6152]

Works well for Discord mod meetings as well.

[@kanaric]

This isn't a tranny how is it someone whose on reddit?

[@kanaric]

@@JohnsonHoword He's not transgender so no.

[@J.B.1982]

“Expect the unexpected” was not expected for a toilet bowl.

[@rickyb6086]

Ironically, Lamborghini started as a farming tractor manufacturer.

[@eldermillennial8330]

So from moving one pile of huge turds to another.

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

So they actually make cheaper vehicles now?

[@jakk222]

“Lambo-rghini gaming toilets.” That is absolutely perfect

[@bambjr6045]

"Lambeau riggini" 'ccording to the CC. At first i thought it was "lambo-berginning." Guaranteed luxury shits, no matter how you spit it. Flushin bars er logs

[@jja1483]

Taking dumps 2 new levels😎😃🚽🏃‍♂️💩

[@bermchasin]

its how they get around the trademark

[@oduneyeman]

0:28 thats me right there, all black out with the shades, slicked back dropping off that loaf bruh

[@House_Husband_Romeo]

I’m starting to understand why Dr. Robotnik always was riding around in his Hoover craft 😬

[@sherlybrizuela2072]

Underrated comment

[@DoctorK-im9cd]

This is exactly the sort of toilet I would expect guilded Redditors and seasoned Discord mods to have in their houses.

[@Dankchungus]

A one bedroom residence with a tv, no kitchen table, no couch, a mattress on the floor, a lawn chair on a stained carpet, and a Lamborghini toilet in a cheaply tiled bathroom with not a single soap product to be found. The home of a wise sage.

[@DoctorK-im9cd]

@@Dankchungus A neckbeard nest, if you will.

[@PplsChampion]

@@Dankchungus dog get your cameras out of my appt

[@alanwatts8239]

​@@Dankchungus Don't forget the white stained everything

[@v5k456jh3]

​@@alanwatts8239Only visible with a CSI flashlight tho

[@Andrew..J]

I came here for a Lamborghini Toilet. I didn't expect absolute bars

[@Dankchungus]

You can polish turds into gold (bars)

[@EnigmaSixx]

FPS now stands for flushes per second.

[@Dankchungus]

w comment

[@tsadkiel2008]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I can get twenty kills in sixty seconds if I rush, My toilet takes twenty turds when I flush" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CodeRedElonsBigToe]

🚽 expect the unexpecturd

[@unfunny4ever]

magnificent pun

[@imshy2113]

😎🔥 explosive diarrhea 🔥😎

[@oddtomato1049]

@@unfunny4ever It was a pun? I didn't get it then.

[@sushinuggets8475]

Burrrp faaarrrtt

[@ZoruaMaster]

_BRRRAAAP_

[@NotBrianStelter]

This is what AI was made for. ❤

[@rexbabyrabbits]

lawsuits are coming

[@ryanmcclure8868]

Not even going to be mad when it gains consciousness and wants to kill us.

[@fishguts4378]

@@rexbabyrabbits good AI seems lazy

[@ilikecringe]

@@rexbabyrabbits Good thing we have stable diffusion that can't be removed from the internet

[@botarakutabi1199]

​@@ilikecringe I was gonna say shit, then I read your username.

[@totorofosho]

The Baron Harkonnen has been real quiet ever since this dropped.

[@DesertRascal]

'Try Hards' be getting hemorrhoids. Camping like a pro.

[@MhxAir]

Now those are gaming toilets! Move the whole gaming room into the bathroom. Rip out the sink and shower, they don't use them anyway. Install a fridge and a flat screen TV. Literally perfect.

[@Dankchungus]

Chief keef actually had an xbox for fortnite next to his toilet

[@Locodeus]

Based

[@anchorbubba]

​@Dankchungus thats badass and i dont play fortnite or own an xbox

[@secinject814]

Ans get severe herrohoids

[@TheRealXanderKellie]

"I can get 20 kill in 60 seconds if I rush. My toilet takes 20 turds in 60 seconds when I flush" 💀💀

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

This is EXACTLY what an ad would probably look like in Idiocracy. It’s a movie where in the future everyone becomes excessively stupid. Except 2 people who travel forward in time by sleeping.

[@MerlinVisuals]

0:22 ma man just chillin with one leg.

[@dw6nvf]

I love that if you ask AI to show a fat man you can almost always expect to see James Corden 😂

[@KomradeKrusher]

Most of them looked like Kim Dotcom.

[@don.keebles]

Az from HeelvsBabyface

[@zerrodefex]

​@@don.keebles I remember seeing Az's face in the Planet Mountain Dew one.

[@Monkey832]

“Gaming is my passion, Lamborghini is what I crap in” gives me real “Dust is gold, dirt is for the bold” vibes

[@Dankchungus]

Piss colored gold, shit hard and bold

[@johnbash-on-ger]

@@Dankchungus Golden shower, only for the mvp!

[@the21herald]

0:17 bro looks like average doctor

[@thebigun.]

"gaming is my passion, lamborghini is what i crap in." i want this inscribed in granite with gold inlays on my headstone.

[@ehtresih9540]

Now this is what i call a porcelain throne

[@Dankchungus]

These are made out of carbon fiber and LED lights

[@penclaw]

i would feel safe af traveling thru outer space with team of these bois

[@cooliodiablo4571]

Rocket would definitely be too heavy to even launch 🚀 lol GG kid.

[@TheRealToaster2]

@@cooliodiablo4571Is that a fat joke?

[@gab9433]

@@TheRealToaster2 yes

[@arkesh110]

Nah one of them would definitely be an impostor, and you would have to work together with the others to eject him out, not only because he is an imposter among you but because you physically cannot move him yourself

[@gab9433]

@@arkesh110 🤓

[@bmayaa]

the great adventure with artificial intelligence begins

[@Dankchungus]

I agree

[@NinjaSushi2]

AI is getting too funny.

[@canijustplease]

We truly are in the golden age of memes. My compliments to the chef. 5 stars on yelp for this delicious serving.

[@Dankchungus]

I will gladly serve you again. Stay tuned

[@headshotmaster138]

I wouldn't go that far bud.

[@OfficiallySnek]

"I can get 20 kill in 60 seconds if I rush" "My toilet takes 20 turds in 60 seconds when I flush" Fricken bars

[@JohnD808]

Wow “bars” you must listen to rap music and be black, maybe you are even a cool dude rapper yourself

[@FezTheSpaceBiker]

0:25 you think he's strapped in for HIS safety?

[@unclescipio3136]

They needed to have the other type of gamer in there: the one who is crackhead-thin and lives on caffeine, cigarettes and rage. There's always one.

[@leonidaspetsakos9690]

When he burped and farted at the end, I was so moved.

[@coolguycoolguy7267]

Haha, classic. That reminds me of Walli

[@Dankchungus]

you're a genius, maybe i'll make that

[@Chibi_Nagisa]

You mean Wall•E?

[@rickybobby7775]

My life has gotten to a point where i am now interested in these 💀

[@Dankchungus]

my life has gotten to the point where I'm making these

[@smooshfanultra]

This was made with AI??? incredible that AI can be so scary and so funny at the same time.

[@Dankchungus]

They're actually my uncles and I recorded it at their house

[@Cosmic.taco988]

@@Dankchungus 😂😂

[@eldermillennial8330]

@@Dankchungus Oh, THOSE uncles; I know who you are. Will you be Dueling Paul Atradies soon? Look out for the Weirding module.

[@bobobo4527]

Wait until the end!

[@LinkZeraus]

The design is very human

[@le9038]

for a brief moment, I thought this was a real commercial until I actually clicked on this video.

[@duhbigcat1848]

I like how one of them had to strap in and wear goggles.

[@unfunny4ever]

when your toilet becomes your gaming chair

[@Dankchungus]

Not having to leave the room to poop will allow you to gain more xp

[@unfunny4ever]

​@@Dankchungus LMAOOOO

[@Arbysroastbeefjuice]

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@don.keebles]

Always has been

[@NarffetWerlz]

I don't want unexpected surprises when I'm on the toilet, thankyouverymuch.

[@Dankchungus]

no trust me

[@heinrichdubloon3139]

There's no better place for when you're unexpectedly surprised though

[@cobraofearth]

Not gonna lie. Once you shit on a Lambo, other toilets are just depressing. All of them are fully loaded with jet force bidet sprayers, 3 going from different angles. Now that’s 3 dimensional clean.

[@MrMultiB]

Today: Parody Future: Reality

[@305backup]

0:31 I always knew James Corden was some sort of Bond-like villian.

[@PNWSurvivor]

puts a whole new meaning to "laying down a fat slab before peeling off"

[@TheRenofox]

The words "expect the unexpected" carry some serious weight when talking about toilets.

[@CWEditOfficial]

"Lahmbo Righini toilets" This line is truly a line

[@Name-ul8es]

Very proffesional and life changing.

[@Johnny5477]

“Lambo Rhigini”

[@Dankchungus]

That's how real italian gamers say it

[@penclaw]

Rhiginnie

[@darramations]

0:25 i like how this one has a seatbelt, its ready for anything

[@calvinboone6374]

Every human in the wall-e universe

[@VGMrawk]

No gaming toilet is complete without brand new cutting edge RGB toilet paper with patented micro fiber optic threads. Charges wirelessly through the stylish polished steel holder.

[@ryanadams0922]

For what it's worth those toilets look freaking dope

[@Kj16V]

Those are some 🔥 Trap lyrics right there: "Gaming is my passion. Lamborghini is what I crap in. Gaming is my passion. Lamborghini is what I crap in. Gaming is my passion. Lamborghini is what I crap in."

[@JJJ_JJ1]

I can only hope this becomes a reality in my lifetime: a world where everyone’s obese yet stylish

[@montedavis2040]

The subtle head turn at the very beginning is perfect.

[@3dhotshot]

this cud make you millions is it becomes a real product !!!!!!!! great work

[@Dankchungus]

Millions of zimbabwe dollars

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

could

[@vargin6704]

All jokes aside this would probably take off with the right crowd.

[@-jakey-]

This is what I imagine the cool people from the ship in WallE look like

[@kevinmike6073]

Goes unfathomably hard

[@Dankchungus]

this comment means a lot to me, thanks

[@Masitu0031]

I found this funny, yet as @ZKL said this could be a real product in the future. Sci-fi could be hilarious.

[@evanbelisle8464]

I’d rather we’d figure out how to help these people instead of selling them some product they want because of mental illness.

[@aaroncrumbley]

WALL-E is becoming more and more real

[@Asbestdeparting24]

“Lambo orgini gaming toilets, expect the unexpected”

[@catswellthecat7855]

This one had me laughing out loud. The lines and concept are hilarious!

[@fadhlan9638]

Damn, the toilets are so advanced, they don't even need to pull down their pants !

[@eldermillennial8330]

Pants come with special ports for auto catheters. They take getting used to but are super convenient once you do.

[@zukodama666]

1923: I bet we'll have flying cars in 100 years! 2023:

[@wanganeu]

Flying "car" was invented in 1903, its called a plane 😂 have you been living under a rock for the last 150 years? 😅

[@dusermiginte4647]

​@@wanganeua flying rock...

[@htwingnut]

Wall-E has become reality.

[@Nayte08]

ngl my dudes absolutely dripping. fits are 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheFos88]

I have my Reddit Cakeday coming up, and I expect the unexpected Lambo Toilet to be my gift.

[@umbrellacorp.]

Lamborghini Pro gaming toilets?... Now that's some fast crap right there.

[@van4195]

lambo roghini gaming toilets, expect the unexpected. **URRP** **PFRRT**

[@eksadiss]

for real though, some of those toilet designs looks okay

[@TurtleShroom3]

Okay, I usually hate conspicuous consumption and overpriced car waste, but if I win the lottery, I would DEFINITELY get a Lamborghini Toilet. That is a THRONE. It had better defy environmental regulations and dump pressurized water that ROARS DOWN THE PIPE LIKE A HEAVY TRAFFIC PUBLIC TOILET.

[@DoktrDub]

It uses it flushes 100 litres of fresh water per second and the flush cycle is 20 seconds long, this lambo toilet is the real deal in terms of inefficiency and waste, and it does it with so much style.

[@TurtleShroom3]

@@DoktrDub I am not interested in waste, I just want it to actually flush and not clog due to the sheer pressure it uses to force poop down. You know, like toilets were more prone to do before the government ruined them.

[@gaelr.s7123]

Average npc:

[@freshrot420]

@@TurtleShroom3 Pepperidge Farms remembers when toilets weren't shit.

[@darkchild130]

I can’t stop watching this

[@atmoscreative-tech]

The aliens will annihilate us after seeing all this shit 😂

[@Tarodenaro]

Man, the writers guild strike really bring on the hard times.

[@undertyped1]

If this isn't a clone from somewhere, its going to reach a billion views.

[@Dankchungus]

I hope it hits a morbillion views

[@Kiido11]

Those sound effects at the very end were DEFINITELY unexpected XD

[@tra-viskaiser8737]

It's like commercials from geddie prime... all harkonenes trying to sell me something.. lol

[@mikeenslin3009]

Lamborghini is bridging the gap between contemporary and futuristic with their new 2023 lineup of gaming toilets. If you are a true gamer or redditor in need of the newest engineering and groundbreaking design there is no substitute for the best.

[@EdgarKohl]

Should work on bioengineering like in the Nutty Professor 🍳

[@StationaryGamingReal]

100th Like MY POWER GROWS!

[@eldermillennial8330]

Now all we need is a Finnish gamer on a floating toilet saying, “He Who controls the Old Spice, controls the gaming bathroom!”

[@dashingdahlias8873]

They all have their pants up on the toilet Iconic Sigma Gamer tactic, never let them catch you with your pants down. Shit on yourself to scare away your enemies

[@Dankchungus]

thank your wisdom sigma sage

[@TheAmbientUniverse]

Future pant technology mandates poo chute exhaust systems so you never need your pants down

[@olafhoftijzer9571]

Best clash of clans gaming chair ever😂

[@That_One_Sunshine_Knight]

The one with a seat belt killed me! Lmao

[@DesCobra]

That one is designed for racing games so you feel like your in the driver's seat.

[@corym4664]

The fact that this is supposed to be comical but has to much truth behind it is just hilarious

[@andrepot2871]

Respect gamers who play 24/7

[@eddyh6907]

As a plumber some of those toilets looked incredible but a bih to work on

[@techdoc.repair]

my toilet fell through the floor, time for an upgrade.

[@ilikecinema1234]

Certified Wall-E moment

[@vasiovasio]

Masterpiece! What is this, Midjourney?

[@Dankchungus]

Yes--midjourney, eleven labs, and D-id

[@Dankchungus]

Let me know if you want advice on AI

[@madhusudantiwari3232]

​@@Dankchungus i can understand voice and movements but where do these photos come from are they purely AI generated or based on some photoshoot?

[@Dankchungus]

@@madhusudantiwari3232 Photos come from midjourney, and you can use a photo to base the AI off of. However, I don't generally do that except for my nikocado video because using photos are good for recreating faces but not much else. Many times that process makes the original way too abstract, and the quality is low. I made this video by experimenting with prompts and taking the highest quality images.

[@secondarycontainment4727]

At least they look happy.

[@aaronjennings8385]

Humpty-dumpty just became dump-t, Mr. Dump-t

[@roms2488]

Gamer in 2325

[@Dankchungus]

gamer in 2023

[@AdmiralBison]

Some pretty future high tech designed toilets.

[@Corvick]

I'm guessing these toilets are manufactured on planet MT Dew

[@ambitionary2048]

20 kills in 60 seconds but 0 maidens in 20 years lol

[@taquito1561]

My favorite feature has to be the TT V8 and V12 engine noises they make when flushing them respectively to the trim you got. Apparently they were gonna make one with the 5.2 L V10 noise but they left it to Audi's top model.

[@Dankchungus]

The power is also incredible: 20 gallons of water used per flush (avg is 1.6 in the U.S) while also completing it's flush in only 2 seconds. These bad boys use 3600 gallons of water per hour.

[@TimSlee1]

@@Dankchungus How environmentally friendly.