The Terran won with literally 2 hellions and a dream
@DarrylGlen3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, in my head, I can so clearly hear Lowko saying that!
@ammonite37023 жыл бұрын
Also there was no threat..
@gsgaming69763 жыл бұрын
It is less than the Terran won and more that the Z couldn't stop running full speed headfirst into a brick wall and just knocked himself out. I kinda feel like he was lying in the email about being diamond yo. Or at least I'm wondering where all the shit diamond zerg are when I queue up for a match. If I could get a few rounds vs guys like that I might actually make masters
@Figgy200003 жыл бұрын
"I mean I could GG now, but if he builds zero drones and suicides 25 banelings and 50 lings into my wall, I have a chance..."
@Figgy200003 жыл бұрын
@@gsgaming6976 every Terran he faces ggs after the first bust. He found one that didn't and he got really confused
@geoffreyju38853 жыл бұрын
“Realizes his opponent would not pass the mirror test” probably the best roast in this series so far
@dakotahpettry42573 жыл бұрын
Big Brain
@Steellmor3 жыл бұрын
That's perfect example of tunnel vision. It started from Zerg fixated on the fact that his opponent is ranked higher than him,so he must do weird thing to have chance to win,and when his strategy gained great result,his brain just short circuit with overexcitement,so he stuck in loop mode of repeating same thing that succeed once,over and over.
@Figgy200003 жыл бұрын
I don't think so. I think he literally just does this every game and legit has no idea how to use other units or macro effectively. It's like those people who only cannon rush and if it reaches a midgame they lose 90% of the time because they literally don't practice anything else.
@Technoanima3 жыл бұрын
Bronze thinking.
@EcnalKcin3 жыл бұрын
@@Figgy20000 That is why you need to know how to stall if your cannon rush fails and then go air toss while your opponent is still cleaning up cannons. It is amazing how many people deal with cannons by tiering into units that can't attack air. BTW: Diamond toss player here that only knows how to cannon rush, and doesn't know how any units work. Except carriers.
@Willdroyd2 жыл бұрын
@@EcnalKcin cannon rushes zerg, zerg gets ravagers and roaches with 3 queens and he is on 1 base, SHOW UP WITH 7 VOID RAYS, GG
@collapserelapse3 жыл бұрын
This is some of the most brutal decision-making I have ever seen, jesus christ. This guy clearly has never heard the saying: "When you're ahead, get more ahead"
@henryviiifake82443 жыл бұрын
Lol this guy choke-slammed the jaws of victory, took a sledgehammer to every one of its teeth, then tore its belly apart with a chainsaw to get that L. 🤣🤣🤣
The Zerg snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
@albertarvadottosen35123 жыл бұрын
This game kinda shows that even though turning around games that seem lost is impressive, its just as important to not lose the games that seem won
@trevc91773 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@starvalkyrie3 жыл бұрын
"I just threw. Is terran imba?"
@flavrt3 жыл бұрын
"round up all the men of the nearby village" Harstem uses the history of Europe as a SC analogy.
@EternalHappElements2 жыл бұрын
Crusaders call
@Thomas-zg6sf3 жыл бұрын
I think what caused the brain-freeze of the Zerg player was that his opponent didn't GG out after the successful bust. He thought it is over and a couple of lings will seal the deal. The Terrain kept his cool and outsmarted him.
@Stephanie-si8rs2 жыл бұрын
Replace Terran with a Toss. No big mobile building that can be transformed into a cannon, no repair gimmicks, no flames on wheels, air that takes forever to make, and having two probes left will never win a game.
@LittleRainGames2 жыл бұрын
@@Stephanie-si8rs Ive won some games like this and I play toss.
@Farligakurt3 жыл бұрын
This is like 1 of those campain missions when lings+ banelings comes runing at your base every 2 minutes and u have to hold out for 20 min ro win
@lad46943 жыл бұрын
That keyboard pissing analogy 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 The stuff literary masterpieces are made of.
As a german, i can confirm his impression is 100% accurate.
@MrTubeStuck3 жыл бұрын
I will like your comment because you work for Nerv and would not want you guys to start the 1st Impact
@Gunit9353 жыл бұрын
Is it nau?
@alexs.20693 жыл бұрын
i so have to agree, that almost made me fall of my chair :D
@arealhumanname41503 жыл бұрын
but, are you a s a s s y german?
@meltorak1233 жыл бұрын
Harstem: "Powerful army, but no infrastructure at home" *looks at camera* "and no healthcare." Me: *cries in american*
@deepvoid28713 жыл бұрын
yeah try 3rd world bud
@useresu3013 жыл бұрын
you're better off without a state funded Healthcare. stop gobbling up socialists' BS and do research on your own. (I'm in an EU country with "free" healthcare and the waiting times are ridiculous, so much so that if you want to prompt medical investigation, you'll end up paying for it in the private clinics from your pocket.
@MrMcMuggel3 жыл бұрын
@@useresu301 buhu i have to wait forever. Meanwhile people in america die becouse they cant pay for insulin, so stop complaining. Free healthcare is not perfect, but it is better then the free market Healtcare of the Usa
@asdzhmm41373 жыл бұрын
@@useresu301 Please for the love of god specify what country you're from instead of saying "an EU country". The failures of your country aren't universal.
@SchemingGoldberg3 жыл бұрын
The Netherlands has private healthcare, it is almost identical to the USA system. The problem isn't private healthcare, the problem is just corruption in the USA. Government health care in the USA would be even more corrupted.
@keehosan3 жыл бұрын
From Harstem i expected: "The lips dont lie."
@JohnDobak3 жыл бұрын
sHaDoW BaNNeD
@CoachJEFF_CG3 жыл бұрын
I could tell Harstem had fun with this one. And the analogies were... incredible.
@f00dify3 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of the first games I saw where the Zerg never did anything with creep spread nor had any upgrades for banelings, nor did they add anything higher than banes.
@Karma-sc2kj3 жыл бұрын
Harstem would be an amazing math professor.
@tsenguun3 жыл бұрын
Proud to be on this video! Now I can die in peace.
@Freeze-WJ3 жыл бұрын
please don't be proud... not building drones for 8 minutes is nothing to be proud of. Nothing past 4:30 was anything to be proud of.
@MrNicoJac3 жыл бұрын
Please learn what to do next time. You clearly have more potential, if you don't get tunnel visioned 😂
@arturmonteirodacosta1703 жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping in providing us with such content!
@viniciussardenberg7063 жыл бұрын
@@Freeze-WJ dude stop being an asshole, most ppl who write e-mails to harstem about IODIS juts want the free coaching and to write a juicy description, yeah he sucked no need to be an ass about it.
@tsenguun3 жыл бұрын
@@Freeze-WJ thanks for your valuable insight. I'll take it to heart and will post your quote on my ceiling so that I can wake up every morning getting inspiration.
@colliningraham88383 жыл бұрын
When he started in " imagine your working in an office". I started laughing before he even dropped the rest. I knew it was coming
@Z7Sakari3 жыл бұрын
That “healthcare” wink 😉 😂😂😂 pure gold.
@mh15933 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder: I need to buy a pee resistent keyboard.
@nemesis4083 жыл бұрын
That keyboard pissing ref killed me so bad.
@DeniZubin3 жыл бұрын
"Always reminds me of Harry Potter, when they flush themselves down the toilet. Except it's a bunker" Beautiful
@nikolatasev49483 жыл бұрын
If the Terran had lost his Starport before producing a Medivac I don't think he would have won. So tsenguun had some point attacking it.
@hatecrewblaze3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo the peeing on keyboard analogy...i was stuck for 1,5hrs in a traffic jam and my mood was shitty af but this made me laugh so hard. Thanks captain!
@jeremygrant13253 жыл бұрын
Harstem's signature line "it's like this; imagine...."
@StpMakinMeChangMyNam3 жыл бұрын
That feel when you're so far ahead you could go up to 4 bases, 80 drones, and max out on Banelings and literally suicide kill everything the Terran owns, but instead you sit on 20 drones and let him roast your Lings in neat little batches of 10-15.
@BingChilingEnjoyer3 жыл бұрын
Or the feel when you only make zerglings when you could easily squeeze in a drone from time to time (at least). 22 workers on 3 bases isn't much. Also you can make a 3rd queen for triple inject and then make workers...
@tomaskrampera64853 жыл бұрын
110 lings. Also, Hamster, you are a hero and thanks for including the self-awareness test definition there.
@glassberg50183 жыл бұрын
"He would not pass the mirror test" is the best insult I've heard from you.
@Atze.Tatze693 жыл бұрын
Me as a german, laughed my ass of on the "I Fake seeh sired Base ans ssent Akross de Map" 100% perfect fake hollywood accent
@pleasegoawaynowpleas3 жыл бұрын
Is Harstem's German English accent imba or does it suck
@synomax49383 жыл бұрын
As a german I can say -> Def. Imba
@snowdrop98103 жыл бұрын
Isnt he dutch?
@birkbuscher65713 жыл бұрын
@@snowdrop9810 hi is though the two languages arent toooooo much apart
@pleasegoawaynowpleas3 жыл бұрын
@@snowdrop9810 I was talking about the fake one he was doing. Yes he's Dutch.
@birkbuscher65713 жыл бұрын
@Qimodis true
@floriancazacu45043 жыл бұрын
Man, from all the possible analogies for the beginning mistake I did not expect the office guy peeing on his keyboard... not at all. Well played, sir Harstem!
@GotEmAll13373 жыл бұрын
The REAL TRUTH is that Terran is OP in anything below GM ranks. They are *BY FAR* the easiest to plan composition (MMM is actually fool proof) and the most forgiving with bad macro (Orbitals)....and all together marines are OBJECTIVELY the best unit in the game. 50/0/1 for a fast moving, ground+air attack @ very high DPS, decent health pool, healable easily massed unit. Without perfectly utilized hard counters, they are unstoppable.
@IzalorDantin3 жыл бұрын
actually at 14:33 he was trying to get all of the terran's workers to repair the starport so he could break the weaker side. that was slightly clever, but that would only work on a bad player lol
@EternalHappElements2 жыл бұрын
Nah the wall is just too thick
@jeremysawa70753 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the zerg units under his control.
@bobfreeze3 жыл бұрын
Harstems sense of humor man, gets me every time
@ricknightengale53393 жыл бұрын
Back in the day there was a Terran streamer(can't think of his name) who was complaining hard about how OP zerg was. He was complaining that zerg only had to build 1 structure in order to get units. So he keeps sending reapers to the zerg base to harass and kill drones and eventually rage quits. All while banking 4k minerals and building virtually nothing at home. An amazing case of lack of self-awareness. In his defense I think there were some personal struggles going on, being a full-time streamer is can be hard. Especially when your trying to establish yourself.
@stephenyao39183 жыл бұрын
"no healthcare" killed me
@BassicGene3 жыл бұрын
After that first huge attack, all Zerg had to do was throw down a roach warren, made like 10-12 more drones and then hit with a huge mass roach timing 2-3 minutes later and end the whole game. Another option was to just make a 4th base and go up to like 70 drones and win with a huge eco advantage in the late game using tier 3 units.
@lelouchvibritannia78093 жыл бұрын
This was physically painful to watch
@NeoBladeSC23 жыл бұрын
2:04 This is way spamming in the lower leagues is bad. Errors like this occur. Drone-Stack, if you want something useful to do. Worker Stack: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXrHY4aQptiNa9U
@jakes.52063 жыл бұрын
Mixed the metaphors about player busting down the wall and being a politician. Player is the politician who overcommitted to building a wall and ended up spending four years to only achieve five new miles of it.
@roydadancegod3 жыл бұрын
As a Math Degree major I was expecting maths and I have to say I am very disappointed in Tsengunn for not providing any mathematical proof whatsoever
@jpawluk3 жыл бұрын
I think his proof went something like: since 22 > 2, if I divide by 0 then I should have won. The logic seems pretty solid to me. (I have a math degree too.) :)
@roydadancegod3 жыл бұрын
@@jpawluk yeah but a true statistical proof of the Imba hypothesis would require a much bigger sample size than 1 video
@Gid-J3 жыл бұрын
Do Starports have Killcounts? General Starport right there.
@Markfr0mCanada3 жыл бұрын
So many games out there need this series.
@A_Simple_Neurose3 жыл бұрын
Dude brings up the maths talk but doesnt realize he's fallen for the sunk cost fallacy himself. This is actual poetry. I'm not actually sure this is a serious submission anymore. This is the kinda guy who didnt sell gamestop to cut his losses. This guy... is a diamond hand...
@letopizdetz3 жыл бұрын
I always thought people send replays as a joke. GME on the other hand is over $260 today, about 5x what i payed for it, sold enough to double my investment, the rest i'm leaving in as an experiment at this point.
@A_Simple_Neurose3 жыл бұрын
@@letopizdetz Yeah I actually wanted to buy it while it was at $80 a couple days ago, but by the time i finished setting up the trading account it was already $140 and I gave up. Glad to know some people came out of that alright though.
@JohnDobak3 жыл бұрын
hogs get slaughtered.
@tsenguun3 жыл бұрын
Whoever thought this series was serious, do you really think people likes to get humiliated in front of thousands of people? I just submitted for the laughs and Harstem's jokes.
@JohnDobak3 жыл бұрын
@@tsenguun Stunning and brave. :D You've got to hand it to the Terran, your zergling followup would have/should have beaten most terrans. The player had just enough and microd just well enough to survive. Based on the timing and speed of his movements I'd say he only pulls that off 1 out of 10 times he tries.
@Sleep-NA3 жыл бұрын
TIL Harstem doesn't know that ducks can fly.
@JohnDobak3 жыл бұрын
Harstem this Terran is a fucking hero. You need to do a reverse cast about how this commander saved his colony. Not only that he was so selfless he gave (You) the viewer credit for his heroism.
@randolfvandudenstein553 жыл бұрын
You Sir, have the best analogies! Moving workers in this particular way is like somone peeing on his keyboard... :D:D:D
@danka39963 жыл бұрын
I litterally peed myself after the office analogy.... thank you for that!!
@gabydewilde3 жыл бұрын
Not just drones, he has enough time to take every base on the map, make drones and have money left for lings to run into the wall.
@OsOkod3 жыл бұрын
Harstem as you mimic the germany i really laught so hard, i pronaunce always the english way really bad obviuos xD so i liked that part of you xD
@alltheusernameswastaken89363 жыл бұрын
4:40, hamster missed the space bar in between "psychologist" and "Gordon" ...imba confirmed.
@hamster_designs3 жыл бұрын
Damn you Wikipedia!
@alltheusernameswastaken89363 жыл бұрын
@@hamster_designs :P
@FrumpleJames3 жыл бұрын
I feel like our guy probably mains Zagara in Co-op. If he doesn't, he should, he'd have a whale of a time with scourge too.
@fulldisclosureiamamonster27863 жыл бұрын
Imagine maining a commander in a mode geared towards learning how to play every single one lol
@StayHydratedGaming3 жыл бұрын
I feel like people like this get to diamond league just from learning 2 base all ins. He didn’t even try making workers until again until the 11 minute mark, idk what the rest of his games are like
@nekrataali3 жыл бұрын
You can glide to gold with 60 apm if you have good macro and memorize some builds. Shouldn't be surprising people are Diamond in a game that's over 10 years old.
@mateussiq11003 жыл бұрын
The german impression OMG
@GammaReed3 жыл бұрын
I unbinded my S key on drone to prevent 1:51 from happening, I recommend it, it's so great to be able to spam s without any risk :D
@oldoddjobs3 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've ever seen it happen..... Why would you select all your drones for no reason in the first place?
@GammaReed3 жыл бұрын
@@oldoddjobs I never did the all drones things (guess some people do put them in a control group for apm spamming), but sometimes I move drones around and press S too early when I want to select the hatch. It's even worse when it's just 1 or 2 drones as you don't see it right away :(
@Sparta-vu3jj3 жыл бұрын
I always love the description of the reply guys
@justflyaway59013 жыл бұрын
So we just dont get to know if he knew about the CC first. All of this suspense for nothing, come on Harstem 😂
@Mouradif3 жыл бұрын
This is legit the most entertaining show on the Internet! I'm so jealous of people able to come up with the keyboard pissing coworker like that
@jungle_run3 жыл бұрын
Also notice he never upgraded baneling speed.
@benmckinlay19023 жыл бұрын
What's interesting about this game is that the Zerg is playing poker (poorly) while the Terran is playing Starcraft. I have no doubt the Zerg can play a lot better than he's shown here but he's psyched himself out because of his opponent, someone he knows who is in his clan (i.e. playing poker, or playing the player rather than the game with disastrous results). I hope this guy manages to beat You some time playing his natural game
@MarkVanTassel3 жыл бұрын
The science content on this show is generally accurate and well-chosen. However, in this episode I feel it is important to note that ducks can fly.
@Cookiejarlid3 жыл бұрын
I envision that the ducks are overfed on bread crumbs and too fat to fly.
@therandomheretek54033 жыл бұрын
Depends on the breed, most domestic ducks are unable to actually fly.
@Harstem3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I start a sentence I have no clue where it is going to end, usually it goes alright but sometimes in the heat of the moment I forget about those simple things. I will rectify this in my next episode.
@alanoxford62193 жыл бұрын
come for the SC2, stay for the pee analogy
@KjcKiesh3 жыл бұрын
It makes me cry that you can play like this and be in diamond
@FilippoSciarraViolin3 жыл бұрын
this is some solid silver league decision making
@antimime6663 жыл бұрын
if this protoss, would of been gg the second the lings got through.
@laybunzz3 жыл бұрын
Harstem, strong contender for the Funniest StarCraft Personality award 😂😂😂😂
@MultiWicht3 жыл бұрын
Don’t call me Shirley, Harstem
@ethanlocke36043 жыл бұрын
About that first thing with the optimal putting workers back to work. He doesn’t necessarily do that a lot, he could just also play broodwar
@Kakubeki3 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest ones yet. so good.
@You-ul8qw3 жыл бұрын
You?? Thats my name haha, that You however mustn't be me because I'm from the YD2K clan, and I'm a diamond 2 terran, not masters, I did actually send in an iiIodiS complaint recently (last sunday)... in that replay however I was playing zerg, but I would really like to know what I should've done better. *AHEM* I mean batteries and DTs imba.
@candidate35122 жыл бұрын
the first push was magnificent. The 2nd was a disaster and its more like hes trolling. And no man ever steps in the same river twice
@PhantomKenTen3 жыл бұрын
I love the QED at the end
@Harstem3 жыл бұрын
My 3 weeks of introduction to analysis coming in handy
@PhantomKenTen3 жыл бұрын
@@Harstem I would think you learned that from Mathematical Proofs - A Transition to Advanced Mathematics
@jerubaal1013 жыл бұрын
This is the only Zerg who has never heard of roaches.
@josealejandroaburto74023 жыл бұрын
8:56 So building a command center without minerals? That's maybe he lost
We need a harstem compilation of different songs he sings little bits of.
@MrSonicjew3 жыл бұрын
I love the mathematical proof discussion at the start aha.
@jordandavenport57843 жыл бұрын
If you don't keep building workers, then you won't be ahead for long. 3 base, only one had any drones all game. Imagine what any tier 2 units would do in that situation.
@NilEoe3 жыл бұрын
Hartem doing a German accent is legit one of the funniest thing I've ever seen
@gunkanjima34083 жыл бұрын
Didn’t build a single drone after his first push 😂
@MichaelM-ik7nz3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh out loud at 2 am with one eye already closed...
@rompevuevitos2222 жыл бұрын
"Man solves balance in gaming world-wide using math Devs around the world seething, "why didn't i think of that!?", they exclaim"
@archangle29883 жыл бұрын
Tsenguun i a man born in the wrong age ... he has the soul of an WW I Officer, Deep Trenches, enemy has Machine guns and Flametrowers, SEND MORE MEN! MOOOOOORE MEN!
@davidabeillaud55213 жыл бұрын
Maybe with a better ling micro... Crush bunker crush Factory reactor...
@YellowEllo2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he did not have anything prepared to fix the drones. What he did is what I thought about doing as soon as I saw him do it
@macurvello3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I love this series
@paulharrington96423 жыл бұрын
Thank you Captain, for a truly epic video to help me celebrate my birthday. I wish I had a duck pond on the top of my apartment to relax
@ruludos19773 жыл бұрын
before i even watch the video i am guessing the answer is "no"
@primal92383 жыл бұрын
Zerg lost due to being impatient, trying to end instead of capitalizing on his eco advantage.
@primal92383 жыл бұрын
@Lady Mercy Yeah, but that doesn't really factor in unit cost. Sure 4 v 2 might be the same as 32 v 16, but you can produce more quantity and quality due to that. Faster tech, faster/more buildings, able to resupply cap quicker after exchanges, etc. So there's other factors in there that stretches the advantage to more than that simple math.
@Caspenar3 жыл бұрын
This is the same mistake I made in one of my first ZvZs
@Zammmeh3 жыл бұрын
as one smart man said "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different results"
@threatter16763 жыл бұрын
Took me way to long to get the "does the sup lie?" joke.
@pahakasvivenuksesta26533 жыл бұрын
was fun video. TY take care
@Whyisitsohardtofindahandle3 жыл бұрын
Observer key bindings for shits and giggles
@TDDungeon3 жыл бұрын
If he wanted to continue attacking, even roaches would have worked out. Right?
@nyx2113 жыл бұрын
Could've ended the game with mutas. Terran's only anti-air was a bunker with 4 marines at the natural. No turrets.
@NikolaNevenov863 жыл бұрын
I don't play I just watch these commentaries, but still after that first push seeing that 3-4 hellions can deal with the large zergling army, I'll be doing something different.
@Haymitch143 жыл бұрын
Not even 4 minutes in and I'm rolling. I love these