Probability Comparison: I Bet You Didn't Know This! (PART 1)

[@WatchDataVerified]

Hey Everyone. PART 2 is now out! Go check it out! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6rIaX9to9aleas

[@levongd1690]

4

[@Magnum72_YT]

alright, i will

[@joeldiazhasugian4885]

i watched it

[@Typical-Greek]

I was expecting a rickroll but with a different link LOL

[@Thatonefan-yx3gd]

I knowed bulls were not angry with red color cuz i like animals and i liked him tho so i started read books and i learned it i also knowed shrimps make flamingo pink Edit 2: I knowed blue whales tongues weigh 2500kg

[@angelx88]

“You can rent an entire country” MrBeast: Now this looks like a job for me

[@camk3806]

Hide and seek winner gets 500k

[@CupapiTG]

TODAY I RENTED AN ENTIRE COUNTRY!

[@petroko9942]

I thought the comments were going to be eminem lyrics lol

[@lemonznlol]

Oh sh-

[@mAAdcity-vr4ho]

So everybody just follow me

[@Usr-xp9lk]

The percent of people knowing this stuff after the video:📈📈

[@pablo450e]

Hahah, so true!

[@y4taw155]

Stonks

[@XPForever]

STONKS

[@maryammadihah7712]

Truee

[@idkwhattoputasmyusername9701]

ДА

[@teenagerpaul6645]

Now that a lot of people watch it,the bet of people knowing it makes the video irrelevant now lol.

[@youssefwalli9098]

Ikr the same comment i wanted to put

[@IzuShikiiZuna]

oi teenager paul.....

[@rikardio5864]

Wth are you doing here? I would necer though that someone like you would comment on those likes of videos Btw love ur content

[@crimsonify6245]

never thought I'd find you here

[@TempoChannel5]

lolol

[@drller3698]

“You can rent an entire country for just 70k” MrBeast: “TODAY I WILL BE *BUYING* AN ENTIRE COUNTRY

[@IIIIIIlllllllIIILLL]

You can't do that...

[@Dreidelium]

@@IIIIIIlllllllIIILLL BUT NOW I CAN HEHEHEHEEH >:)

[@IIIIIIlllllllIIILLL]

@@Dreidelium how?

[@VirtualBluez]

Mcdonalds: *Serves spaghetti in the phillipines* Me who thought it was served everywhere: I guess i'm italian

[@lancetheking7524]

-I thought that was normal ngl-

[@Wudjja]

Lmao as a Filipino I was confused af when they didn't serve that at any other country lol.

[@lancetheking7524]

@@Mythiccall wha- really?

[@lancetheking7524]

@@Wudjja true lol

[@spdoubleedspeed9036]

🇵🇭🇵🇭❤️❤️

[@LunarEcIipes]

“Hitler almost won a Nobel peace prize” Wow who decides that

[@suryanshsingh4533]

Did you read the description ??

[@Yohan2638]

Hitler

[@appleslover]

Award sponsors

[@Pancakesouffle1]

Seven Deadly sins Refrence lol

[@jammervibingwithapup6938]

A

[@calmdownkiddo9179]

"Selfie are more deathly than shark." Me taling a selfie during shark attack

[@batrongordeg]

...

[@AnalysisMode80085]

*taking

[@Shawa_Skibidi]

Hmm

[@Dabirdisdaword5]

*taking*

[@magicaldeathpair]

taling

[@aquakinggaming3972]

01:57 Muzan lost to a cockroach in number of heart

[@spinnenlillie]

LMAO NOOO NOT THE KIMETSU NO YAIBA REFERENCE

[@maddoxorr261]

"Lobsters pee on each other to talk" Some random lobsters peeing on each other: Hey Bob! Hey Jim!

[@pablogomesoliveira2677]

See it would have been better if you said "Hey Ron" "Hey billy"

[@tae4930]

It would've been better if you said: Hey Ron Hey Billy

[@soakedlemons9990]

They must be bestfriends

[@gidi1432]

@@tae4930 That hurt.

[@danifurka6790]

@@tae4930 it woulda been better if you said: Hey bone! Hey, really?!

[@fawwaznawaz1698]

Venus and Uranus rotate clockwise, I didn’t even know most planets rotated anti clockwise

[@USER-xl9qp]

Yeah literally the first fact was the fact that I knew least about

[@kinyacat5919]

Should've been Counter clockwise

[@epicbuzzare]

*counterclockwise

[@Lillyhughes2007]

You mean counterclockwise

[@Charlesthegamer777]

Which planet do you live in Bruh it's a universal fact🤦‍♂️

[@oldoneaa]

"The alphabet order is random" I knew.

[@ilovebees77]

"Peanut butter can turn into diamonds" After that day peanut butter sells got 500% higher

[@eeee8489]

You need such high temperature btw and also lot of water for this

[@eeee8489]

I think

[@XPForever]

@@eeee8489 no, you need P R E S S U R E

[@_ruted]

any living form based on carbon can turn into diamond if you seperate the carbon and reform its structure.

[@_ruted]

artificial diamonds cost less as they usually don't have impurities that make them look pretty

[@mAAdcity-vr4ho]

Fun fact: We learn more in youtube than school.

[@einwd]

Not bruhify hi

[@c4tm0ngu5]

True lmao i though ur bruhify

[@Name1person]

100% chance of knowing this

[@einwd]

Not bruhify there are negative effects sometimes

[@Royalist_Quar_Enjoyer]

I can confirm

[@dogsforlyf9677]

fun fact: WatchData knows every single one of it

[@shanthini181]

No u can just search yt

[@shanthini181]

Or google

[@lovelyxlunabell6826]

Nope

[@kenttan6688]

Ya

[@darkshadow77071]

X)

[@Frodo.Baggins.]

0:06 Yeah, no kidding. Bees are insects, and insects are called anthropods for a reason. Anthro = joint, and pod = feet, so jointed feet. 0:40 Not to mention that a lot of them are picked early and ripened with some gas. Makes the fruits more tasteless.

[@r1tzy5551]

It's legal to escape prison in Mexico El Chapo: It's free real estate

[@kucingterbang3228]

True lol

[@AdilKhan-uq2nm]

Yoshie Shiratori : First time?

[@ishiageasleandro7597]

@@AdilKhan-uq2nm lol

[@ishiageasleandro7597]

Rent a country for an evening with $70k El chapo too: well its also free real estate, imma rule the country

[@Kautrn]

@@AdilKhan-uq2nm yes

[@nanisprestlye4830]

My mom: *you’re blind as a bat!* Me: *well jokes on you bats aren’t blind.* My mom: *_N A N I ? !_*

[@chrizonlozanotventure7466]

69th like, nice

[@MemerCat0]

bats do have poor vision tho

[@jack_copperz]

@George B yeah but since daylight is so blinding to bats and we're mostly active during daytime then you might as well be.

[@generator3013]

Props to anyone who searched "how to turn peanut butter into diamonds"

[@fanmanz7466]

Well actually it can’t

[@IHateVoids]

@@mmeo976 yes nerds

[@IHateVoids]

@@mmeo976 they are the next smartest person on earth

[@smuglife64gaming21]

Lol

[@ottovonbismark7889]

@Maddy Madhav and Pranshi Gautam coal is carbon

[@ZDS69420]

"It rains diamonds on Jupiter" Me: it's time to live on Jupiter now

[@n9si564]

Lol

[@shivamimpex96]

High pressure will just burst your body cells.

[@ZDS69420]

@@shivamimpex96 dude... it's a joke

[@BigOllieSpin]

Am really suprised about the number thing without a. I knew the space bar and the football match war and some others too

[@IlIIlIllllIIIlllI]

Yeah, everyone knows how to use the spacebar.

[@r1tzy5551]

I knew the football match war because of a Salvadoran friend of mine.

[@lobao3881]

Quatro, vinte e quatro, 54 e etc

[@koen6468]

@@IlIIlIllllIIIlllI nice lol

[@cgbobsus6644]

@@IlIIlIllllIIIlllI Which one?

[@lookbehindyou6756]

*"cockroaches have 13 hearts"* My brain: *M I N E C R A F T*

[@EncasedForever..]

XD

[@xemity2]

No, we have 9 hearts in Minecraft I think.

[@lookbehindyou6756]

@@xemity2 I know

[@xemity2]

@@lookbehindyou6756 ok

[@darkwerewolf255]

@@xemity2 keyword cockroaches

[@izzyanddaddyplaychess5185]

me: closes nose ***hums one note*** me: so this is wrong also me: ***cannot hum another note ***

[@TheLucidLuxray]

I could do 5.

[@mintstormthefolf9801]

I can do most of pigstep it’s not that hard

[@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804]

Ears: *plop plop*

[@Krim4444]

Then you didnt close your nose properly

[@HB_gamerdev]

I proved that wrong a long time ago. It's not that hard guys

[@Herbluga]

"you can't hum with your nose closed" Me: *proceeds to use mouth*

[@blank-v7u]

"McDonald's serves Spaghetti" Me: **laughs in Philippines**

[@Peter-Kan]

+1

[@michaelfisher3242]

Lol

[@junecijan2428]

Pilipino here

[@Sweet4Swirllix]

Lmao I thought they serve spaghetti all around the world

[@BubbleBats]

@@Sweet4Swirllix sameeee

[@alisiaale565]

*0.01% of the parents knew about this:* Multiplayer games can't be paused.

[@unknown_fred]

xd

[@alisiaale565]

@@unknown_fred, lol!

[@alisiaale565]

@Yui Nicole, yeah!

[@roseria1701]

Because 0.01% are pro gamers

[@alisiaale565]

@@roseria1701, yeah! It's so painful when your parent asks you to pause a video game, lol!

[@goshu6]

Everytime someone watches this the percent gets higher

[@insanegamers3186]

By 0.000000000001 percent

[@MrKfleong]

@@insanegamers3186 maybe even lower than that

[@doublemacdburger9053]

2:03 As a Filipino who eats a lot from McDonald’s, I never knew they had spaghetti

[@reyesjace]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA GAGUE

[@capybara2747]

I was surprised to see that McDonald's serving spaghetti had a low percentage, I thought other countries were serving it too.

[@annonymous8407]

lol me too,im from philippines LOLLLL

[@milesgaming5075]

I can eat sphaghetti in Mcdonalds

[@gepardlandausfavoritehuman]

Yes we are lucky 😂

[@rivenvald4688]

Lol same🤯

[@chihebbenhammouda348]

We don't have McDonald in my country

[@confusedcat-sm9cy]

Fun fact: orange carrots are actually cross breeds

[@maxdashen]

Fun fact: broccoli is man made

[@Heckinwhatonearth]

@@maxdashen fun fact: no it isn't. It was crossbred for artificial selection to achieve the most wanted qualities, like 99.99% of vegetables, fruits, plants and animal that we consume. Plastic is man made.

[@qdbjr_real]

Yellow carrots + Red carrots = Orange carrots

[@MsMariyarose]

@@qdbjr_real purple carrots?

[@antoniodomenicomadronio7180]

Project Nightfall

[@TheRandomizerYT]

2:30 You can rent an entire country for an evening. Mr. Beast : Interesting...

[@Sansy27]

Dont rent Mexico plis

[@Aerialyn]

Yeah you cant rent it anymore

[@David_99778]

@@Aerialyn why? What's the story

[@TheRandomizerYT]

@@Aerialyn Oh...

[@Pikachu_LOL]

I'm kinda proud that i actually knew about quite a lot of them!

[@CakewalkCODM]

Lol everyone in philippines know that McDonald's serves spaghetti

[@ellanica]

I guess that accounts for 0.85% of the population.

[@clarkramirez936]

Bc Mcdonalds has a competitor, and u know that one too.

[@Someonethatyouknownow]

Yes

[@Yeji-r8o]

@@clarkramirez936 jollibee

[@ragnarock1008]

Jabili hahahaha

[@heisensama]

Imagine two Blue Whales having a French Kiss

[@lighteninggaming6666]

Lol

[@Serenityjm]

How about we don't?

[@GiadTheShyCat]

@@Serenityjm he said whales, not people. 👀

[@kratos8564]

@@GiadTheShyCat they meant "How about we don't imagine it?"

[@yuushiverse]

*Fun Fact: Diamond rain also exists in Saturn. There is also a planet made out of diamonds,called 55 Cancri e.*

[@rmjohndoe66]

Minecraft player: interesting

[@nameisname5566]

i know that

[@yuushiverse]

@@melissaw2085 How? I study astronomy and this is true--

[@Manuel-zc7po]

@@rmjohndoe66 actually there's Netherite, we care about that, not diamonds

[@nameisname5566]

@@yuushiverse ignore him maybe he is just some random 9 year olds :/

[@ruiXlr]

The fact that I already knew the rarest one (the last one), and didn't know more than half of the other ones 😳

[@trisharaj8079]

Bats are not blind The man who ate one surely was

[@commandererwinsmith5888]

AHAHAH PLS-

[@KyneticFlux]

Lol, he screwed up :(

[@charedits333]

I hope people don't actually think corona came from bat soup

[@commandererwinsmith5888]

@@charedits333 I mean I'm sorry I'm not really sure, but I think it Is, if it's not then I apologize!

[@spongeboy864]

@@charedits333 it was just a joke

[@lcbtaxconsultingsl]

"Cockroaches have 13 hearts!" "does that mean they get to have 13 girlfriends?" Me* *y o u r g o d d a m n r i g h t*

[@nadim3838]

Took me a hot second to fully understand this joke

[@frannncoco]

That is sexist.

[@skye5057]

I dont get it🧍‍♂️

[@Manuel-zc7po]

@@frannncoco how lol

[@dhiranu8963]

@@frannncoco you spelled 'joke' wrong

[@Indoraptoad]

Correction: A cockroach does not have 13 hearts, but rather 13 chambers in their heart.

[@nugget8227]

Jupiter and peanut butter: generates diamonds Minecraft players: time for profit

[@Minty12301]

Peanut butter can turn into diamonds Me with 60 peanut butters in the basement: *I'm god*

[@_Siloam_]

Oh so the *peanut butters* are your friends?

[@datacticalsoldier]

You need coal and peanut butter

[@hoverboard6773]

"Romanians used Pee to clean their teeth" Dentists: *TRIGGERED*

[@leonardojaxon]

Romans

[@crimsonify6245]

Romans* Romania is a different country

[@duskstarforever]

Yea

[@crimsonify6245]

@TokaLM WGW it used to be

[@crimsonify6245]

@TokaLM WGW you're making me lose braincells

[@ochinisbrokeasf]

"It rains diamond on jupiter" Me: literally making a spaceship right now.

[@crazyperson-ie7mz]

I knew that one and the last thing I thought was common knowledge...

[@RobloxTutorialsandWalkthroughs]

I knew that before also

[@Cyborg2457]

I knew it too

[@skylinez9367]

Jupiter is a gas giant. But you you can get rich off of an asteroid

[@sheesh6515]

the question is can you survive and back safely on earth 😊

[@rozesh]

2:03 I’m pretty sure that “McDonalds” in the Philippines is actually joliBee (Btw they also sell spaghett there so I’m confused)

[@whatiswrongwithme7807]

"It's not a MISTAKE" ✨ IT'S A MASTER PIECE ✨

[@whatiswrongwithme7807]

Also McDonald's servers spaghetti in the Philippines cause I loved there and also I didn't know McDonald's in other countries doesn't serves spaghettis

[@aaronproductions2768]

Literally everything is dirtier than a toilet seat pretty much anymore

[@MartinMizner]

True. For example interior of bus, tram, train, fitness tools, desk in the school, kitchen, keyboard... the list isn't complete. You can extend it in the comments.

[@justinshivrattan2391]

"Boi u built and smell like a toilet seat" 😂😂😂

[@MrKfleong]

But that doesn't mean we should lick the toilet seat

[@yearsago-vx2cd]

*Cockroaches have 13 hearts* They must be very kind.

[@sandhyasahu6216]

Oho

[@fishyplayz1540]

Me who is allergic to them And it’s number 6 N O

[@mariah5559]

NO- NOOOO NOT FEAR

[@junlemon2772]

Yes, they are *very* kind to give me a heart attack by flying.

[@mochixmelodii]

They aren’t :(

[@truebruhmoment4667]

*"Most passwords are 123456"* Me: *I am beyond your sense of security...*

[@vincharlesyuri]

laughs in hahahahahaha

[@kashishsrivastavahere]

The wifi and hotspot passwords are like that 🗿

[@miguelplayzstuff7573]

*laughs in Io021.AsDGxH*

[@computermanreal3390]

*my password is password*

[@bigchungus1710]

Kanye west's password is 123456

[@AstonVillaDude17]

WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT EVERYBOD KNEW THAT BATS WERE NOT BLIND

[@breezevangelion]

Him: Hitler "Almost" won a Novel Peace Prize Me: Don't ever use the word "Smart" with me

[@johnc3179]

A football match started a war. Me who watched oversimplified: don’t ever use the word smart with me

[@MrKfleong]

I watched two version of the football war Oversimplified and simple history

[@justajoetard]

Lol same lads

[@isaacro.6138]

Hah Fool I dont need a Yt video to know that, I was born in the loosing country!

[@Vectorlarity]

Lobsters piss on each other to communicate but when I do it it’s a “cRiMiNaL oFfEnSe”

[@Alphabets1235]

Oof you should protest!

[@kaitlynhodges2592]

💀

[@jargontaylorzzz8096]

😂😂💀💀

[@somethingideklol]

“Phones are more dirtier than toilet seats” Me: lemme fix that *pees intensly on my toilet seat*

[@universedestroyer86]

lemme fix that *shits intensely on my phone*

[@teeth_denier]

I swear, everytime a person tells me that phones are dirtier than toilets, I'll ask them to go lick a toilet

[@Forgotten_Calamitas]

Lmao

[@maskedgamergamez3338]

Oh how the turnrtablles

[@td_clips1a448]

If I went to my local McDonald's and asked for spaghetti they would look at me so crazy.

[@sheesh6515]

in Philippines they serve spaghetti on Mcdwooo and im from Philippines

[@RB-fg2sq]

The spaghetti in the Philippines is sweet I think (from what I remember). It’s just how we like it so it’s not the common flavor for everyone else.

[@wahyunihalim3101]

And did you know KFC serves fish and chips in Indonesia

[@demoman390]

@@sheesh6515 same

[@MrConfused.]

Ngl its yummy

[@Error5038]

Actually, the lyrics "all we are is dust in the wind", came from the Bible

[@diniaadil6154]

Something else is taller in the morning....

[@ilovedoggiess]

what do you mean lol?

[@cocoabluetie2]

@@ilovedoggiess Are you sure you want to know?

[@regurgitatedapplez7388]

Yooo buster

[@paconda]

ah yes morning glory

[@oi-hn2dy]

"phones are dirtier than toilet seats" phone: *overheat no justsu*

[@Jackschwent]

What?

[@bardishcryptid]

Me: *knows most of these* Also me: *doesn’t know division algorithm*

[@user83nf3]

*[Y]* *Same*

[@hannahquintua]

*{Y} S A M E*

[@rainewhispers5029]

[Y] SAME

[@jrlopez1027.]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@mahmoudnasser3410]

@@jrlopez1027. the cell is the powerhouse of the mitochondria

[@ChickenBaGokRunning]

1:53 legal to escape prison in Mexico Robbers: alright like to rob someone in Mexico!

[@fairytailfan160]

It's also legal in Germany. But if you escape, there isn't a chance anymore that you can be released earlier.

[@Saki-cn6kt]

Also you probably will do something illegal while escaping so you will serve extra time for that

[@4spen.exsists]

0:55 I just hummed with my nose closed.

[@felypinho020]

Guy escapes prison in Mexico Guards: *understandable, have a nice day*

[@vertrax852]

lol

[@Jerzeenana2024]

🤣

[@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849]

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@VestureUK]

fun fact: your fingernail grow more than your toenail

[@zenitsu4961]

I knew it

[@tae4930]

Wait what

[@erenjeager1022]

I knew that too

[@dracomaloy9371]

Everyone knew

[@kashishsrivastavahere]

@@dracomaloy9371 yep

[@Yauriiiieee]

"Chance of death is higher in Birthdays!" Me: *Afton Family Intesifies*

[@adoresyd]

*oh dont remind me*

[@Yauriiiieee]

@@adoresyd Sorry C.C.-

[@crysiv]

@@adoresyd poor beany

[@ItSunny1]

Of poor c.c

[@wahyunihalim3101]

@@adoresyd awwww you poor bean

[@paoladaya7775]

I guess imma get ready for the apocalypse

[@halitdaci6755]

Get your gun ready

[@corruptpup4043]

The video: You can’t hum with if your nose is closed. Me: “Are you sure about that?”

[@rusocernadas]

And? XD

[@david83597]

@@rusocernadas and hes dead

[@NinjaBrawlStars64]

@@david83597 lmao XD

[@sakunyaa7825]

@@david83597 Hummed to death

[@spaceman9222]

"I didn't learn anything in school today..." "Well, off to WatchData then"

[@toothpasteface27]

In school you don’t just learn, you memorize stuff, that’s why they keep doing the same thing over and over again

[@shawnen2928]

Me after realizing that Zone of Death has no laws: *we're going on an adventure!*

[@metra8604]

hehe

[@Th3RealPeterGriffin]

Casually commits every war crime

[@R_Marinho]

Good luck trying to break Newton's laws.

[@dafada113aby8]

ferb i know what we're gonna do today

[@mjatriumxironreign8969]

Los Santos are a deadly place

[@milalala1234]

video: *stomach acid can dissolve a razor* some person: *eats razor* me: *also eats razor*

[@SamGOlave]

Philippines serving spaghetti in McDonald's be like: I'mma go there rn

[@badoodstv2353]

The person who make these are part of all the percentages.

[@AlexTheGhost963]

"1.96% of people know it rains diamonds on Jupiter" But i tink everyone know that

[@Sandiewich]

I dont

[@ella-maealmond8753]

i swear everyone knows all of these? like where are their stats coming from lol

[@needleboy17]

I wanna go to Jupiter now

[@therandom20000]

Not me

[@xontxer6625]

TINK?!, You mean think?

[@aebramgener8101]

Im from the Philippines and i thought McDonald's serve spaghetti worldwide

[@josephecija6144]

"McDonald's serves spaghetti." As a Filipino, r e l a t e

[@scottibugatti7122]

saaame And fried chicken 😄

[@fandomteen2048]

Lol same

[@pikameow3231]

And jollibee-

[@neverlandmoarmy8513]

Plus fried chicken

[@5soda]

They serve rice and beans in Brazil lol

[@deez3072]

"Phones are dirtier than toilet seats" Ok, I'll wash my cell phone with disinfectants starting today

[@localplatypus994]

When he said that its legal to escape prison in Germany: You will get put back in prison if caught, but you won't get any extra time.

[@mastroxz4693]

He mean’t Germany

[@localplatypus994]

@@mastroxz4693 okay thanks.

[@mastroxz4693]

@@localplatypus994 np

[@crazyperson-ie7mz]

I thought it was in Mexico

[@mastroxz4693]

@@crazyperson-ie7mz no he said the wrong country

[@pooholigarch]

*Cockroaches have 13 hearts* Me , an intelluctual - Uses a fire aspect netherite sword

[@torrescesar__]

"Phone is dirtier than toilet seat" *Throws my phone on water*

[@bradymckiddy8322]

Hey! I'm Monika!

[@Alandaziz455]

Then phone explodes in water

[@torrescesar__]

@@bradymckiddy8322 JUST MONIKAMMMMMMM

[@idkwhattoputasmyusername9701]

@@torrescesar__ Two Monikas?! 👁👄👁

[@averypoggamer3700]

@@Alandaziz455 indeed

[@icelandicball1863]

Phones may be dirtier than toilet seats, but nothing is dirtier than the search history

[@Gayfurryporn243]

YUP LOL 😂

[@chrisnobel2386]

Me, who knows almost all of this: You underestimate my power

[@KyneticFlux]

Thy, a fascinating human specimen of unpopular culture

[@emotionengine17]

Me 2 I know almost each one of them Including the last one

[@YourFateG]

I know none of these.

[@NMAIXX_6]

Same lmao AJSDJSAKJSDS

[@fuzbymchayle2615]

I found someone equal to me in power

[@himsguideline4272]

2:38 This really makes me feel paranoid about my upcoming birthday🥺😥😫😭

[@MelB868]

Don't be not everyone dies on their birthday but some do

[@MelB868]

Don't be not everyone dies on their birthday but some do your birthday will be great

[@MNMS64]

More people know that cockroaches have 13 hearts than mcdonald's serving spaghetti

[@gachamia8903]

Phones are dirtier than toilet seats Me: **holding a phone** Me: **after seeing it** Me now: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOM GIVE ME THE CLEAN TOWEL!!! AND A SOAP!!!!!!!!!

[@moneymoney122]

Phone is dirtier than toilet seat Me: eats food off my phone when I drop some on it

[@Alandaziz455]

Lol

[@idkwhattoputasmyusername9701]

Same 😂😂😂

[@electricedge4383]

Them: I bet you didn’t know this Me: knows every single one because I watch to much KZbin 😅

[@oh3681]

"Cockroaches have 13 hearts" Slipper: and im gonna reject all 13 of yours

[@anzugd924]

What would happen if you cut it vertical

[@oh3681]

@@anzugd924 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@GamingWithIshan]

@@oh3681 ヽ(｀⌒´)ノ

[@i-s-a-b-e-l-am-a-d-r-i-g-a4849]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sh1nybboyy451]

*you can't hum with your nose closed* Me: *tries it* The bottom text: I bet you're giving it a try" Me: *sweats suicidally*

[@Poordirtlawyer]

I actually did it

[@stvrdollx]

"Stomach acid dissolves razors" Well well well let's find out *swallows razor*

[@katherinequinto1389]

*it rains diamonds in Jupiter* Hold up I am moving to Jupiter!

[@asgerditlevhougardmikkelse7351]

the immense pressure of the atmosphere would instanly crush whatever object you are using to get to jupiter with

[@d_w_i8709]

You an blink

[@Italiantrollslashhalfj]

Mcdonalds worker: hi what may you like to order today? Me: spaghetti Mcdonalds worker: *sweats* uhhh sorry we don't serve that Me: STOP LYING AND GIVE ME THE SPAGHETTI Mcdonalds worker: uhh fine?

[@pyronickofficial]

Try to go to the Philippines they serve some sweet spaghetti

[@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804]

Two men in suits: *grab your arms* Sir, you need to come with us.

[@Joppa_PH]

When killing a cockroach, it is still moving. Because they have health bars up to 13 hearts. Slapping them with a slipper lightly cost them -3 hearts.

[@joeltaylorthethird5443]

nice

[@ChildTickler202]

13 likes hmm

[@thundershocc3307]

“You can rent an entire country” Australians on eBay: uh, we tried that...

[@gabriellehall2140]

New Zealand:😑

[@shrivastava3904]

Fun fact: if you pause the video while watching you will feel like it's still going but in oppa direction

[@krishthakkar3436]

It rains diamonds in Jupiter Oil miners: Are you challenging me?

[@casuary98]

Me at Jupiter : trying to get free diamonds with a bucket

[@krishthakkar3436]

@@casuary98 Lmao

[@XPForever]

@@casuary98 LMAO

[@Faceless_Venice]

My classmate knowing that Peanut butter can turn into diamonds: Sooo they're apart of the 0.008%? *ok.*

[@cooperharris3296]

I knew it coz of some yt vid

[@kyleicawat8552]

1:19: It rains diamonds in the Jupiter Astronauts:

[@thecringekid1321]

*”It Rains diamonds on Jupiter.”* *”pack your things we’re leaving”*

[@electronicguy420]

yea..goodluck even going near it

[@mdzaheerquadri9859]

Phone being dirtier than toilets is an ace up the sleeve for my parents , even though the germs aren't harmful

[@ToastTheToast5056]

2:06 Lobster: *Pees on his friend to say how is he* His friend: *Pees on him to say that he is fine*

[@pablo450e]

Wow, this was really interesting! Hope there is a second part! :)

[@scottclark1123]

Me to

[@MFESPFTWKF]

@@scottclark1123 too*

[@Petal4Ever]

1:44 that lighter be lookin kinda sus..

[@-.Handle.-]

How-?

[@InsaneFortnitePro]

@@-.Handle.- Look closely

[@enderking61]

Orange Red ඞ 🔫ඞ

[@strawberry_milk6q]

@@InsaneFortnitePro dead meme

[@InsaneFortnitePro]

@@strawberry_milk6q damn that’s crazy bro