Probability Comparison: Rarest Substances on Earth

From finding the common Iron and Copper, to the rare Gold, Platinum, Osmium & Iridium, to even ultra rare substances such as Plutonium, Neptunium and Element 118, we compare the rarity of finding these Elements and Substances (there is Tritium) in this visual probability science chemistry comparison.
Disclaimer: All numbers rounded up to 3 significant figures. Probability listed is only for Earth's Crust and for naturally occuring elements. Images shown may not reflect the real images. Probability for the last few items are merely estimates. The final item is calculated based on the probability of selecting any one atom in any unit of time during the 2 billion years of Earth crust formation. Numeric calculation can be found in the link below.
Music Used:
Light Gazing by Andrew Langdon (CC0 - No attribution needed but supported)
Source: Abundance of elements in the Earth's crust, CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics, 97th edition (2016-2017)
Other Sources & References, Image Use (Wikia - Creative Commons) and Final Element Calculations: pastebin.com/bJgKVHJU

[@johnlocksom5084]

Finally, “YOU” got defeated for once

[@asmemes3586]

John Locksom no

[@Aegituber]

AS MEMES yeah and YOU small brain

[@victoraquino4590]

AS MEMES joe goldburg punching the air rn

[@lightmaster001]

YOUr mom, because all moms are unique. :'v

[@mcsharkz9957]

Actually no as element 118 is man-made and still being created by a human

[@dr.sofianwijayamha.2725]

Oxygen: 1in 2 probability The unlucky 50% of people: _why am I blue_

[@plexit893]

xD

[@amaanansari9740]

Because they are jaadu's relative 🤣

[@gdlunar3773]

Because they eat silver

[@hadesmapperpolska5260]

Thanos

[@noxxxe2741]

@@hadesmapperpolska5260 thanos is purple lmao

[@BukuiZhao]

118 is actually Oganesson and not just called "element 118". It is in the noble gas group but it is also possibly a solid at room temp.

[@galacticff7502]

Yea

[@B58-Minecraft]

It's not like 20% of the comments are talking about how element 118 is actually called Oganesson

[@Tiegerlemon]

@@B58-Minecraft yes 🤣

[@watercolours4526]

no, it's a gas at room temperature

[@BukuiZhao]

@@watercolours4526 It is not confirmed yet. Too little of this atom has been produced yet to be studied in any detail. It could be a gas but might also be a solid.

[@ANDROLOMA]

One of KZbin's better videos, by far. Definite like.

[@jannes408]

Astatine: i'm the rarest. Element 118: Hold my millisecond

[@Z3R0F1V3]

it has a name already, published in 2016

[@Z3R0F1V3]

but good joke

[@pleasuredlemon6682]

And tonights biggest loser is... Astatine!

[@enesdolangez8389]

@@Z3R0F1V3 /woosh

[@MossyBoy_]

The element of happiness *hold my never*

[@choomingsiong5684]

Oxygen: the most common substance in Earth Guy with asthma: **"Aight I'm out"**

[@pratikb8131]

Get this comment up

[@lalowrld5827]

We need this comment on the top

[@minutes.to.midnight]

That's me :)

[@Burn_Angel]

Asthmatic guy here. Can confirm.

[@smart-brian]

Thought nitrogen made up more of the atmospher???

[@aucklandsanimations7745]

Radium: *I'm radioactively rare* *Polonium enters the chat* Others: *Disappear*

[@supertuesday600]

*Element 110 enters the chat*

[@Jappenessee]

Random fact about radium: Radium melts at the same temperature that leaves ignite (Both at 700⁰C).

[@Jappenessee]

how did this get thirty likes

[@elmcmc2801]

Lol​@@Jappenessee

[@kristijanoros7208]

When your friend asks "whose is this?" and it's yours: *BROMINE*

[@blaq7838]

or when your friend stops mining in Minecraft

[@akshatchheda1102]

@@blaq7838 😂😂😂😂

[@user-pf7bp7qm4h]

, 😂💀

[@ChoccrToast]

1:35

[@fathergabrielstokes4706]

@@blaq7838 no one cares

[@jamers1523]

Half of the earth: “ah, oxygen is so nice.” Other half of the earth: “x_x”

[@adrianatgaming8640]

if it ain't oxygen its marshmallow.

[@ReeceyBoy_4]

That's really boron

[@adriansarmientoespinoza3487]

@@adrianatgaming8640 es marselo

[@MCCCXI.]

*ah, oxygen is so nice*

[@68idl]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@femboy_wettuce4391]

Francium and plutonium havent been proved to occur naturally. Besides that, this was a cool video for some of the elements and their isotopes on the periodic table.

[@sebastiaanscholtens7763]

Plutonium did “naturally” occur in Oklo, Gabon. There was a natural nuclear reactor there (~1.8 billion years ago) that produced some quite significant amounts of Plutonium. All of it, due to the Plutonium’s half-life, has turned into Barium though.

[@BombasticBBC]

Francium isn’t man made i don’t think but it is the most reactive element on the planet. It’s half life is too short and unstable it would have to occur naturally, right?

[@femboy_wettuce4391]

@@BombasticBBC That isn't why, but it has been proven to occur naturally, I retract my previous statement.

[@filipealarza9079]

Francium does occur naturally, when actinium decays by alpha particle emission. Plutonium can occur naturally, but the chance is so low that all of the Pu we have is man made

[@BombasticBBC]

@@filipealarza9079 oh thats interesting kewl

[@yheng3144]

Nitrogen is also present in amino acids which form proteins and enzymes, some lipids (fats) and also in nitrogenous wastes (Urea, Ammonia, Uric Acid).

[@theguardianqueen2628]

"Gold is rarer than platinum" *Game Developers:* Now hold on,

[@mydogbuddy07]

It's interesting that it says platinum used to be rarer than gold till the early 2010's, The PS3 got trophies before 2010, So back when they were made, platinum was rarer.

[@StopThisIsBatCountry]

@@blazoraptor3392 gold has no use other than preserving wealth and maybe a bit of microelectronics. platinum is a industrial metal used in automotive industry. if platinum is lower than gold in price, that means demand for gold must be higher than for platinum, which means the automotive industry is in a crisis and the gold is in demand because of the uncertain situation of our economy, criminal banks and stupid politics.

[@matt3477]

I can't find any source on google that says Gold is rarer than Platinum. Everywhere says Platinum is rarer. So I don't really understand this video.

[@shreyasbhatt7112]

Matt gold has much higher demand which drives prices higher then platinum, despite not being rarer

[@unomango4281]

star platinum

[@waidi3242]

Me: *having Element 118* Minecraft Villager: "I would give you a bread"

[@notme8869]

If you give him an emerald it will be 2 bread

[@olezka_dostoevsky]

You: *Has Element 118 (oganesson)* Minecraft Villager: 'One piece of string, take it or leave it.'

[@mediocremuffin6770]

wWaidi the trades are so sketchy now for 1 bread it costs like 20 diamonds

[@mediocremuffin6770]

GhostKiller 34 nice you ruined the joke

[@waidi3242]

@@phantomexe r/woooosh

[@fabiocoelho8251]

Very interesting. Thank you.

[@ApadaFlori]

so Oxegen had a date with Potassium and it turned out to be ‘OK’

[@fridge9514]

Now this is a good one

[@michaelashley2855]

@@fridge9514I don’t get it - unless he meant oxygen

[@PrimalPower]

It's actually K2O

[@HeavyShores]

oxygen: 1 in 2 Half of earth: Asthma intensifies

[@danzoom]

It was the probability of finding an oxygen atom in a crust. In the atmosphere it is something like 1 to 5

[@corinth9140]

@@danzoom 80% of earth: Asthma intensifies

[@qg9268]

@@danzoom do I really need to r/woosh u

[@danzoom]

@@qg9268 no i just made the joke better, because the probability is even lower

[@qg9268]

@@danzoom K just checking

[@Autumnful]

Now I know why she left me when I told her “you’re my oxygen”

[@mohamadfaizzudin6869]

then we need to say you are my only element 118

[@mohamadfaizzudin6869]

But that wont last her life long enough...

[@Skeliana]

i love these jokes and these jokes only out of this entire comment section

[@dennislayana4014]

F

[@cihan2367]

You re my Astatine

[@sallyyang7629]

The chance of finding element 118 randomly is 1 in 7.69 trevigintillion. (1 with 72 zeros)

[@incognitogeek3728]

isn’t element 118 technically oganesson?

[@lukemckay3262]

Hard enough to find gold with my metal detector 🥺 I’ve probably tossed a nug of 118 without knowing what it was 🤣🤣🤣

[@thexoxob9448]

Element 118 isn't a natural element

[@QingChina1]

It's actually nearly 0, considering we only made a few atoms which disappeared in miliseconds.

[@user-gt8dh7qj3w]

@@lukemckay3262🧢

[@cbhorxo]

2:35 You literally just took an image of Plutonium, and made its colour negative, and then used that image for Neptunium😂

[@sorrybjoke450]

Not really. That dark area? Yeah, that's a sign the colour is not inverted.

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

Kinda looks like a diglett

[@youwerethere]

Oganesson: What is my purpose? Scientist: You disappear in less than a millisecond. Oganesson: Oh, my god.

[@finderfinder4290]

More like:O-

[@buddy3635]

puff-shroom, great comment. Also, I love your channel name!!!

[@gidmichigan1765]

nice rick and morty reference

[@starglaze]

I think he just wanted the last element to be suspicious and “amazing” he wants people to be interested in it. Idk how to explain. 🤣

[@johnchesterfield9726]

puff-shroom “Oh my go-“

[@cukyla6078]

“1 in 2 probability of finding oxygen” So that’s why I randomly choke on *AIR*

[@ThunderCrims]

Lol

[@dodonub4956]

Lmfao

[@HDestroyer787]

You have to breath two times to get one oxygen

[@dovydaspilka3354]

This is Big brain time

[@bluefox5606]

LMAO

[@Guy_OFFICIAL]

Btw at 1:30 that argon pun made me smile I will admit

[@sehercabbar9123]

the sight of astatine is dazzling, very valuable I think

[@manlikesoul]

Unfortunately that isn’t an actual picture of astatine. Astatine is so reactive to the point where we don’t know what it looks like, and the image shown is really some random image when you search up astatine

[@minecraftify95]

@@manlikesoul Radioactive*

[@minecraftify95]

But it's also radioactive

[@manlikesoul]

i dont think you know what radioactive actually means. astatine is so radioactive (just to make you happy), to the point where it will take less than a second for astatine to degrade to a more stable element

[@filipealarza9079]

That isn't a real picture of At.

[@opono0374]

“Trying to think of a good joke but all of them argon” n i c e

[@kristijanceman4418]

Its sad how bad it is

[@sunnyclouds3340]

HydroGENARATE some

[@vinneythe14th68]

@@sunnyclouds3340 you spelled generate wrong/:

[@camrocian7230]

I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg, Did you find my joke funny; helium, helium , helium?

[@CheiDaFrio]

Thought that was a warframe reference

[@little_astro581]

“Mercury is the only element named exactly like a planet” “Uranium is close but you know people would make a joke about it”

[@CoffeeSuccubus]

I hate the planets named after Roman Gods. Why can't we use different names?

[@ADAJ342]

@@CoffeeSuccubus because king George the fourth was considered to lengthy for Uranus. Im only half joking.

[@lonradb]

Neglect of mentioning “Neptunium” and “Plutonium”

[@Cruscker]

Pretty sure I'm 33000000000000000000000000 years the world won't be a thing

[@tommylynch7887]

I just ate Uranus

[@OversizeAxe]

These channels will never run out of new ideas will they XD

[@stephengilchrist6595]

Can you do another one comparing those elements withing the earths crust?

[@normanfuckingr0ck]

Nickel: “Nickels are made out of 74% copper” Copper: *above nickel*

[@normanfuckingr0ck]

Degenerate Deuterium bro, I’m not talking about that lol

[@kris0375]

I guess it's just harder to find pure copper

[@kxleii6631]

Degenerate Deuterium thanks for the facts

[@Dylans503]

@@normanfuckingr0ck I guess I dont get it then either. Nickels are made of 74% copper even though copper is more rare of an element then nickel....ok..so what's the problem with Degenerates comment?..bro?

[@yahwehisachad]

What about dimes

[@canaldurmiendoshh5926]

Polonium: I'm the most toxic element My ex: *hold my lies*

[@ihateorphans]

I can feel the pain

[@thenormalfudge4097]

100th like :D

[@fawzanfawzi9993]

Oh great. Another very original "Hold My Beer" comment.

[@luhuaferguson5628]

Damn

[@roboticeggs]

Your ex must love Fortnite.

[@sca.astro1234]

So nice information

[@ASHWINNAINAARRC]

THE MUSIC IS DIVINE

[@thedancingemt]

“iron can be found in our blood” *laughs in anemic*

[@euphka7687]

@lovnely Still have iron just a low amount?

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@TheCasanova69 wow and you had to respond in that manner?

[@ballman3313]

@@IsraelCountryCube where does your mother live

[@petrmatko6628]

that's *ironic*

[@donovanmahan2901]

@@petrmatko6628 no it's just ic

[@gavalant366]

YOU: I have been defeated, but I'll be back with a vengeance.

[@TheInvincibleH]

New video if you switch on captions it says *YOU*

[@ammarsiddiqui3602]

What's this you

[@IwhowasdatXD960]

Ammar Siddiqui it’s like the last probabilitie that always come last of these videos which means like your existence

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@ammarsiddiqui3602 For some reason this dude who makes these videos put YOU on the last possibility, he didn't for once.

[@saccharinesaccharine9175]

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[@madanmatcha7484]

For your information: Element 118 (Oganesson) is not the rarest(artificially made) element, but Flerovium (element 114), as only one atom has been created. Just to let you know.

[@Gregariousness1]

About 90 flerovium atoms have been seen: 58 were synthesized directly; the rest have been populated from radioactive decay of heavier elements. All these flerovium atoms have been shown to have mass number 284-290.

[@madanmatcha7484]

@@Gregariousness1 Whoops, I forgot about that, just searched it up. Thanks for letting me know. :----|)

[@Liked_robot]

Me after reading:

[@p0landwastak3n]

Element 118 is a Radioactive element with an atomic weight of 294 in the periodic table, Oganesson (Og) Atomic number: 118 Atomic weight: 294 Electron configuration: (Rn)5f146d107s27p6 Abundance: syn

[@p0landwastak3n]

Mercury is a naturally-occurring chemical element found in rock in the earth's crust, including in deposits of coal. On the periodic table, it has the symbol "Hg" and its atomic number is 80. It exists in several forms: Elemental (metallic) mercury.

[@p0landwastak3n]

I HAVE A JOKE: Google Chromium

[@p0landwastak3n]

Caesium (IUPAC spelling) (also spelled cesium in American English) is a chemical element with the symbol Cs and atomic number 55. It is a soft, silvery-golden alkali metal with a melting point of 28.5 °C (83.3 °F), which makes it one of only five elemental metals that are liquid at or near room temperature.

[@FishronAI]

Mom: stop playing and go find friends Friend: Element 118

[@ghostxd1597]

Relatable

[@normalprofile5553]

Only 6 were created, lasting less than 1 millisecond each.

[@kompo5997]

You can just say same about every superheavy elements

[@clareyearthmagno9483]

Best friend : *shuts down*

[@kajetus0688]

You mean oganesson?

[@ryanfighterrayrayboi2305]

Reigarw: Gold is edible My mother’s ring: *Please no*

[@ANDREA57ITA]

@@notarobot1844 i love your name and the marvin logo

[@evievidz8193]

Mutthha

[@auh4806]

when you do eat gold, you’re not just eating your wedding ring. “Edible gold must be 23-24 carats,” she tells me. “It’s not the same gold you find in your jewelry, which may have other metals and can be toxic and dangerous if consumed.” Got it from wiki

[@icyflame5237]

I know gold us eddible because I've eaten it

[@bilgeakkus6571]

ANDREA57ITA me too

[@JenB1210]

“Tungsten: tungsten is used for lightbulbs” right after it “iodine: radioactive iodine is an effective type of treatment of the thyroid gland” I don’t know why I laughed at this 😂

[@zah7647]

Thanks thanks for letting me

[@mingcheng4600]

Me: Preparing to type in "Rarest will be you" Me: someone stole my line...

[@kommander2262]

You typing this: Me: Improvise, adapt, overcome

[@mafsterquast6253]

@@kommander2262 hi you poopy peepee head

[@lilyscorner4618]

Mafster Quast .-.

[@waterpidez6732]

r/beatmetoit

[@SilverKnightGoAnimate]

Can someone comment what Element 118's description is, I am watching in 144p quality cuz my internet is bad.

[@kazuro3949]

“you’re 1 in a billion” “you’re iridium”

[@happyplayproundfrien]

I am Titanium

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

What's iridium ? My english not good enough for that

[@TheCasanova69]

Nah I'm Osmium

[@jessv5474]

I'm shakira

[@makodad]

No U.

[@WhyBrk]

Good!

[@manlymade]

that 1 guy that cant find oxygen: man i'm dead

[@uhlan30]

When I find out gold is rarer and more expensive than platinum: _How many other lies have I been told by the council?_

[@derpyjack2133]

i assume that you play terraria XD

[@HenryKilmer12148]

@@derpyjack2133 I thought the same thing when I read it, lol.

[@TheStraightGod]

@@derpyjack2133 Any game really will have platinum at a higher value than gold. Either as an ore like in Terraria or as a rank like League of Legends R6 Rocket League etc hell even excitebike 64 had platinum higher than gold.

[@Ray-sb8qi]

Guessing u play gta online or terraria

[@gamergames8161]

A google search says the platinum is much more rare then gold so I am confused

[@galaxystarez]

Me: “Okay, I’ll go to bed early and get 8 hours of sleep :)” Me at 3 am:

[@alexandrubragari1537]

Me at 4:30

[@lucascurtinaz2870]

Me at 4:20

[@kellymcjelly]

Me at 2am

[@sonikamidnight7952]

Me at 11:55... ...Oh wait...

[@lucascurtinaz2870]

@@sonikamidnight7952 Wtf kkkkkk

[@drasiella]

This music is so unnerving I love it

[@hallerbaust]

"trying to find a funny joke, but the good ones Argon" I actually laugh at that wow

[@poliisikoira2765]

Ok???

[@heizeexx474]

For those who don't know the meaning. Argon it's pronunciation like "Are Gone"

[@larrykum5316]

heizee xx I thought it was pronounced "Are-gen" 😂😂

[@Creatorsan]

Well the video tried to make a joke about Uranium but it failed because Uranus is not anium enough.

[@mencobasaja8754]

Aragon?

[@leonor9]

Iron 1 in 18 Coal 1 in 5000 Minecraft players: *wait that’s illegal* Edit: Its a joke no need to correct me 30 times..

[@societyhatesme9833]

WarningitsLeo coal yay my brother got that got Christmas!

[@themagicalmess4742]

*B U T T H A T S I L L E G A L*

[@_JustAnotherKid__]

For Legal Reasons That's A Joke

[@Pongponded]

*I L L I G A L N E S S*

[@MrLeery-po2qj]

İ love that :D

[@OceanSeaLakeBallMapping]

The barium one got me cracking up

[@reudu]

Mercury’s description best out of all descriptions

[@LHeyMX]

I swear to God if they hit us with the “You” again...

[@gamernanami914]

LHey Nah

[@c0rrupt3d_g0d2]

they didnt for once

[@derbote6771]

@@c0rrupt3d_g0d2 For twice

[@comicpancake7095]

I hate when they put down "You", like in the gaming video, we are not video games

[@boudtroutepicanimations2323]

*ELEMENT 118*

[@evannelson5053]

Chromium: *"most people heard of chrome, but there is another browser called chromium created by google"* Yea thats definetly the context

[@saboss]

It's Chrome Canary and it is faster

[@tunis4]

@@saboss no thats a different thing

[@BunnyBoing]

I end up getting like ten tabs on it every time I log in to my computer

[@hector9586]

Chromium is the engine that Chrome uses, which is open source and can be used to make other browsers :)

[@saboss]

@@tunis4 araştırdım farklıymış

[@overclocker28]

astatine: haha i only have a couple grams on earth oganesson: lmao i have only 3 atoms

[@KingKerosene]

Yall forgot germanium And probably others but that one popped in my head first

[@Meddykey]

Astatine: you can't defeat me Francium: i know but he can *Element 118:*

[@adrianatgaming8640]

Meh, anything beyond fermium is really less than astatine

[@michaelrodriguez2750]

So rarity symbolizes victory now?

[@CoopaTheGreat]

Where did it go?

[@jakegaming5116]

YOU GET A LIKE

[@jefferywoods1886]

But, its gone :P

[@bevrix]

Mom: What do you want for dinner Me: *GOLD*

[@iixmystic3319]

Poop the gold out and eat it again

[@iixmystic3319]

As it never gets digested smh

[@campsunvalley]

iixMystic yummy

[@themanman7642]

@@iixmystic3319 that's fucking brilliant

[@iixmystic3319]

Ultra spider mapping when life gives u gold, eat it :>

[@twixxtro]

Love how there's jokes instead of actual information under some of the elements

[@scratchy523]

FYI Element 118 is called oganesson. But I’m quite surprised you didn’t even call it ununoctium

[@andrewpinedo1883]

I'm two years late to your comment, but I agree. There is absolutely no reason for a video made in 2020 to still refer to Oganesson as element-118.

[@moved2236]

Allergy probabilities? Like peanut allergies, lactose intolerance, etc

[@JoseHernandez-ms2rg]

Good idea

[@SupersuMC]

I've heard there's people who at least claim to be allergic to water.

[@moved2236]

@@SupersuMC You can be allergic to water, but not drinking it. Those people are allergic to water touching their skin

[@Fragens]

My mom is alergic even to fellings

[@deepfriedcarpet]

i have allergy to peanuts lol if i ate 20 or more i would literally die

[@ShadowMarioModder]

"Rarest substances" > Oxygen: 1/2 *Breathing rates dropped to 50%*

[@leonbiebl5716]

Shadow Mario AHAHAH

[@hue_solaris]

Nitrogen is so commen and yet *harmless.*

[@cwheels01]

@@hue_solaris Not necessarily.

[@riffraff9363]

Are you thick?

[@DrewsaiYt]

1/2 means not just the oxygen How about carbon dioxida that we release which mean 50% from carbon dioxida..dont mistake

[@dylannguyen5647]

Really cool rocks hard to find

[@wb3820]

Those Easter egg jokes were ironically pretty funny lol

[@jahdnsis]

1:30 “trying to think of jokes but all the good ones aRgOn”

[@bananafingers674]

(Clap,Clap,Clap)

[@Libtardo123]

Dirpy I don’t understand

[@haventsleptyet7325]

S l o w c l a p

[@noobo569]

@@Libtardo123 the element argon

[@caitxox]

Bu-dum ts!

[@pikminman13]

"Tungsten is used in light bulbs" _vacuum tubes intensify_

[@yooboo1912]

Dr stone

[@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe]

*Samurai swords intensify*

[@ThatxKidxMichael]

Yooboo 1 senku

[@justrandomthings2193]

And people say anime isnt educational

[@michaelcho3564]

Yes dr.stone is an awesome anime

[@CJSimpleton]

I like how when you look up “Element 118” this video comes up

[@sayanxferrari]

2:20 Xenon is used for car headlights btw

[@chaonegamesandmore4490]

Astatine: I am the rarest element on earth Element 118: You can have my beer, cause I wont have enough time to drink it.

[@yuh5433]

No no it’s more like: You can have my beer because I won’t have enough time to drin.........

[@grovstar2000]

@@yuh5433 *turns into dust* ( if u get the reference )

[@blisteringstars]

@@grovstar2000 KILLER QUEEN, BITES ZA DUSTO

[@encouragingz3693]

Chaone | Games and more original af

[@rukas2961]

@@encouragingz3693 its this sarcasm?

[@MidnightFire420]

Element 115: *exists* Zombies: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@gneu1527]

The ``Argon`` joke was veyr, very clever.

[@bruhidkwhattonamethishandle]

The numbers to find chlorine is funni 💀

[@jaydonhammock8848]

“aye bro i got some element 118” rick: best i can do is $250 i’m really taking a risk here

[@crawdeath325]

Jaydon hammock probably a typo its oganesson(Element 118)

[@timwedsgaard6145]

Yeah i thought of that too cuz i have a periodic table right next to me😂

[@scheheherazadem.3802]

I'm pickle Rick!

[@jaydonhammock8848]

CosmicDeer ight it’s fixed kiddo

[@TunaBear64]

Because i now that i will end with a piece of slightly expensive Uranium

[@yeonu4887]

Element 118 has a name. Reigarw: Puts Element 118 Oganesson: *Am I a Joke to You?*

[@kxleii6631]

Lol i knew

[@pawesacharczuk971]

Exactly

[@homelessjackie]

118 is oganesson

[@neatto5634]

element 118 is todd

[@schmittza]

Let's call him George

[@ibrahimsehgal]

Congrats to the great scientist who checked every rock for this video.

[@samoaceccantini8687]

ok i searched up 'element 118' and i have found very cool pics

[@GleamingFinds]

Finally the last one isn’t “You”

[@yusufemir8314]

Get this higher!

[@ebc6970]

Are "you" a substance?

[@horsearcher6350]

@@ebc6970 are you a "mutation" ?

[@ebc6970]

@@horsearcher6350 Well a "you" is composed by multiple substances and other things so a "you" isn't necessarily a substance. Also there are only 7 billions of them on Earth so it won't be the last one...

[@user-zu5hx1in4w]

Same creatures as *_Y O U_* created the rarest substance

[@OsoArrogant00_]

Me: How much will you guys give me for the element 118 I found yesterday? GameStop: We can give you $8.32 store credit.

[@stanklok1152]

18 or 118

[@CookieCrumbAJ]

EB Games: *thats worth a 2 dollar used plastic zelda*

[@trachea5104]

LMAO

[@grugg3108]

Impressive...

[@musedits5442]

Lol I can give you a dollar and some oxygen for that

[@PencilTheGamer]

Imagine how small the first heptagon is at the end

[@veraguce538]

Is nice video

[@clockworkheart]

"Trying to put some funny jokes but all the good ones Argon.."

[@mlgamings6110]

**Ba dum, tshhhhh**

[@falcongamer5867]

Uranium-assive pun user Congratulations and get out

[@lennon999]

Lol

[@michaelcho3564]

Did you hear of the chemistry student who dies his mom made him a Pb and jelly sandwich

[@michaelcho3564]

Check periodic table for what Pb is

[@al-rd5yj]

Element 118 when it’s top of this chart: **laughs in periodic table**

[@ihatemywife999]

Alex it

[@grangergonzalez9821]

It's Named Oganesson rn

[@cirrocumulus1948]

Gabriel Reyes Isn’t oganesson/ununoctium man made

[@tvhax5049]

@@grangergonzalez9821 Oganessium*

[@alias-gon1358]

Alex like what are these numbers? WHAT THE H E C K

[@ITS851]

Good

[@chrlzislime]

1:57 dang I didn’t know Helium was that rare

[@LanieMae]

When copper is rarer than iron Terraria players: Impossible

[@Lkrona]

BrightN'Night Woomy Terraria>Minecraft

[@D.KlWA-aG]

Bruvado

[@Amaryllistrololo]

@@Lkrona Terraria=Minecraft Let's not start shit wars,okay?

[@Dizar3032]

@@Amaryllistrololo agree

[@kajxqeirscl]

@@Amaryllistrololo yeah I agree

[@noisnecsa995]

Toilet paper: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

[@noedoesstuff4980]

Rarity

[@trexy5337]

The toilet paper might not be in stores,but this was made 2 months ago when we still had toilet paper

[@joshirabin]

Arias Seales due to covid19, people have been stockpiling on toilet paper and its been hard to find it ever since.

[@punyawat1863]

...lolololololol was that even need to poop

[@bogdaneq]

Arias Seales cos now the toilet paper is very rare in stores

[@JibplayzYT]

bromine: 1 in 417k chance nilred: casually makes it in his parents garage

[@bluetealtigerofficial8927]

Gold: Edible, but not digestible Me: *visible confusion*

[@tenatayyem6683]

what he meant is that You will not be poisoned when you eat gold and your not going to digest it as well

[@crimsonnite9291]

Edible means it can be eaten without it harming you, and digestible means the food can be broken down and turned into poop. When you eat gold it will not be broken down, but it will be in your poop unbroken and basically mainly the same as it was when u ate it. so if u eat a piece of gold and then take a poo poo and you search the poo poo you will find the piece of gold u ate.

[@Supreme-ze9gb]

@@tenatayyem6683 ive ate ice cream with edible gold 2 years ago

[@Raphinha_-kq3ld]

@@crimsonnite9291 poo poo hahahahaha,i am Brazilian and is so strange call "coco" poo poo

[@crimsonnite9291]

@@Raphinha_-kq3ld Co Co po po they are all the same to me.

[@cherishotalt]

Video: *gold is edible* Me: _looks at the golden helmet a zombie dropped that I never used_ *stonks*

[@donovanmahan2901]

**Eats 8 cubic meters of gold**

[@leonehrt]

@@donovanmahan2901 Imagine pooping it

[@ummtulip]

Yeetus oh shit

[@mememan4705]

I eat golden apples

[@needleboy17]

Golden apples, golden carrots and enchanted apples:

[@duckman668]

0:32 KRIS GET THE BANANA *kris gets the banana* potassium :D

[@TSVAMSG7852]

bro just went from 177 to 714 real quick

[@khushbumehta1958]

"Trying to put a funny joke here but all the good ones argon"

[@jonathan-zo9nh]

Lmao

[@horggroh]

You lead me into believing that was the best joke

[@iangavino4049]

I saw this joke already. Not original.

[@khushbumehta1958]

I quoted it from the video so i aint claiming it.

[@horggroh]

nachiketa shrivastava I know?

[@koilccc]

Polonium: Hey guy- Everything else: Aight imma head out

[@vlegion7443]

Still less toxic than LoL players.

[@nonamesomeonewillstealit2720]

not funny

[@dlrss1v274]

Obamium lol

[@vincentvargas1863]

La musica que suena me recuerda bastante a las de terraria, muy lindas 🥰

[@quynhtakhanh]

Fun fact : this is a fun fact

[@mememan4705]

"Titanium is more common than copper" Terraria players: * screams in terror *

[@omertark1651]

Lol true

[@noobdude5933]

play solus instead

[@Breezy_Blue]

Lmao

[@julianmiles230]

Oh that struggle. Guess we don't have adamantite.

[@UnknownUser-fj1cg]

And once you find enough you don't need it anymore 😓

[@aegoter3932]

"Gold is edible" Didn't see that one coming

[@crimsonnite9291]

It is indigestible tho, so prepare to shit gold.

[@kristijanceman4418]

Never heard of dessert topped with edible shredded gold?

[@thatoneguy9582]

crumch

[@Khaled-bd1pl]

Never seen mrbeast eating a gold steak ? Bruh

[@Nova7_the_insane]

I wonder if it would hurt when excreting.

[@fpostolache]

An astaline neckless might be a good gift.

[@subl8r84]

There was oxygen on this video but there was no diamond bruh

[@primpondgaming1721]

Diamond isn’t a element

[@kailum315]

villager: "you give me element 118, i give you bread." my 5 year old self: "good. deal."

[@xdabhinavpatil3155]

Its a good deal actually cause the element 118 not gonna last less than a milisecond and u gonna get bread which u can consume anytime so its a win win

[@eurybiaball63]

Element 118 is actually oganesson

[@darthmaul197]

@@eurybiaball63 or it’s also called ununoctium

[@MrBruh-yb9qi]

@@darthmaul197 before it has an actual name (wich is oganesson). Before that, those elements were called by their number (un= 1 un=1 octium=8). 0=nil 1=un 2=bi 3=tri 4=quad 5=pent 6=hex 7=sept 8=oct 9=enn At the end, always goes a "ium".

[@noideawhoiam3855]

@@MrBruh-yb9qi that’s cool thanks for the information

[@finalshade8592]

Copper: significantly more rare than titanium. Me, a Terraria player: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@lorelo.]

Yeah but jokes aside I never fucking found a copper ore.

[@fortnite2fortnite232]

terraria sucks

[@nigward9344]

Lorelo DahWeirdo I believe you can only have either tin or copper in a world

[@Cliffer_]

Bruh

[@whenthecoldbrewhits7866]

@@fortnite2fortnite232 id expect this from a TrAShnItE player!