PROBABLY THE BIGGEST FOOD RANT OF MY LIFE...

[@davidorton4487]

To be honest, I’ve had so many disgusting takeaways in my lifetime. Afterwards, I’ve always said, I just wish I’d have stuck the oven on. The golden rule to me is, if it turns out to be shit, NEVER go back. Dave

[@sohailalrahi3846]

It's not really a golden rule but more just common sense.

[@JLmopr]

The little rant resonates with my city 100%. There's atleast 15 kebab shops and they're all below par nocking out pools of grease 🤢

[@s125ish]

Jordan leigh they cater from drunks who don't carei

[@jackmitchy08]

This is why I like you bro because you tell the truth how it is

[@Chris-hm8py]

It’s called wise “plaice” and that fish looked flat like plaice not cod, dreadful batter and even had a tail. I’d get out of Melton Mowbray because everywhere you’ve been has served up sh@t grub!

[@bufoalvarius350]

''See you later you PONCE" 😅🤣 You're jokes Matt.

[@chillee2531]

£10 for that, robbery. Suspect that’s not Cod, probably that Vietnam river fish that’s being imported into the U.K. because it’s similar to Cod, less pricey. It’s not cheap and nasty is expensive and nasty. This will sound racist, im not I’m married to a foreigner, I’m also in the food industry, it’s filled with people that have no food background, chefs or cooks, it’s foreign immigrants buying businesses or starting new businesses and selling crap.

[@chillee2531]

John Mitchell could be, there’s little physical difference between plaice & Basa fillets, even taste is very similar. It wouldn’t be the first takeaway to sell Basa as Cod or Plaice. Although portion shape of cod tends to be squarer and thicker, it’s possible to buy Basa fillets in similar size and shape. Our taste buds can be deceived by our eyes, it can mean if something looks like cod your taste buds may not notice the taste difference enough to make you question the product.

[@JohnJones-wo1bc]

I think that the pun is definitely intended! Love the videos.

[@rachelhudson8362]

That fish looks amazing

[@7ourhouse]

Have to admit I quite liked the look of those chips. I’m not convinced that was cod though !!! Very flat . On the pricey side for the size of the fish .

[@gregl7627]

Matt really sounded like SAS's Ant Middleton in this review particularly the rant around 5.25. I enjoy watching all the reviews, they're useful, informative and funny. Great work Matt & Jess. P.s - it's probably 'Melton Mowbrayians'.

[@Dobsonadventures]

That's not Cod mate. That is a flatfish

[@alishaho3860]

Its plaice its in the name of the shop

[@Eric-the-Bold]

Bag of chips on the road, reheated at 12pm, local to me. I had to put them in the bin.They only do one size fish? Why? Never seen any queuing outside, so they must make a living , give it a 3.4. Now I have found a shop less than .05 of a mile, first rate, clean, service , friendly , and large portions, cooked while you wait. Even on a normal evening queuing out the door, long wait some times but worth it. Give it a 8.8. Funny that the 3.4 man wont get on his bike and see how fish and chips should be done, ie no pride.

[@margaretsheridan7087]

Hi matt,I’ve got a Vauxhall Astra,it’s brill xx

[@dbe2700]

He thinks he’s a ticket because he has/had a Range Rover

[@kkrispy2009P]

#stepupguys another review knocking these out xx thanks matt BTW how many slices pizza did you manage to get out

[@bearmixgrills9748]

£10 for fish and chips...... come to West Midlands. Try Atlantis in Sutton Coldfield. Try there Donna kebab

[@surindervirdee7631]

Where in Sutton coldfield? I'll pop down nect to me in around the area

[@bearmixgrills9748]

@@surindervirdee7631 I don’t know the address but google it my lion 🦁. I know it’s near Chester road 👍

[@townsjim]

That fish looks minging, also a tenner? Overpriced.

[@retrofletchio]

do they have a pork pie shop......?

[@johnbutterfield801]

How can you go there and not have a pork pie

[@sumitgrover9207]

Hellllo mate try Greenford Kebab in Greenford/London and I am telling you you can’t go wrong ... 57 The Broadway, Greenford UB6 9PN Large portion less then £10’s

[@Scott_Finch]

99% of the chippies in Oldham are total cr*p and/or expensive!

[@arrongoodband3514]

The fish is ronseal. Does what it says on the tin. Nothing more.

[@rachelhudson8362]

I love Plaice, you must be a bit naive if you thought it was cod. Plaice is really expensive, you got a good deal.

[@mattgardner1969]

That looks like a pre battered frozen fish fillet to me.

[@paulthrutner9114]

That’s not pre frozen or battered. Just got no air bubbles or flakiness

[@stevelamport7862]

try the big fish , large cod nice chips fish hangs over a dinner plate so big good price . bicester.

[@neilhamilton422]

It’s plaice mate.. not cod. The name of the shop gives it away!!!

[@brumsgrub8633]

Melton is famous for its pork pie, get one of them to try. Amazing. There's a fish and chip institution in Birmingham called Bedders, give it a try mate.

[@craigroberts8295]

Local melts 😂😂

[@HJK7866]

Cracked me up 😂

[@Gblonkers]

🤣

[@stephenkelly5642]

Totally agree with you. there are so many avarage fish and chips shop's around with no pride.

[@Brummieck]

You have to try bedders one Birmingham 👌🏼

[@carolgibson2145]

Laughed when you opened with beige you never eat greens 🤣🤣🤣

[@bumfluffmcregor3730]

Melton mowbry reminds me of a pork pie

[@OldLodgeGamers]

Fish looks frozen

[@leepaterson6547]

Come to Sheffield and try the best and worst in my opinion ..... the worst is Devonshire chippy on division street in the city centre but the best is fry master in Attercliffe Sheffield 👍👍👍👍👍👍 you decide

[@JoeCurtis82]

Gypsy lane chippy Leicester is bang on and cheaper than £10

[@-noname8711]

Why would people in the comment be telling you to use a fork? You're English use your hands for fish and chips..

[@garyfearon5637]

It has curry sauce on it you monster.....

[@bd4041]

Local melts killed me 😂

[@Matt_MD93]

If 2020 was a takeaway

[@rowleybirken8564]

Looks like frozen fish to me

[@flashbevan9201]

The only way to eat good food is with your bell ringers. Although this beige offering wasnt up to scratch. Dont see you in brum too often.

[@johngresty758]

When you coming up to the North West. Need to get on Burger Joe's on the wirral.

[@eclipseflooringdaz1656]

John Gresty where’s that John ?

[@tc5712ify]

.....and Huntingdon is one of the worst. Right on your doorstep! Chilli bite always on point but Southern Fried and Tony's very hit and miss, especially on the chicken! Left under heat lamps until it's sold, no QA at all. :(

[@paulthrutner9114]

I used to live in Brampton and visited Huntingdon all the time. They’ve got a nice Turkish restaurant by the Cromwell Museum. And a chicken shop next to Barclays which everybody raves about but never tried unfortunately

[@marksmith3469]

That's a bit of a rant lol you are right tho you are paying for it and it has to be good

[@davidorton4487]

Matt, do you know what you are totally right and you were within your rights to have a proper go at the majority of these, utterly, disgraceful, takeaway 🥡 places that readily take our well earned money 💴 and just dish out shit, and expect us to pay a small fortune for the privilege. I feel exactly the same myself, I just get fed up of the poor quality that is actually out there. Like you said, there’s NO PRIDE anymore. Fantastic rant from the best food reviewer on KZbin. Let’s hope people start taking notice and bring back the old days when you just knew you were getting fantastic VALUE for money 💴 Dave

[@flashbevan9201]

It's just cost cutting with laziness

[@jonh6912]

David Orton here here 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@davidorton4487]

Jason Jennings Totally agree Jason.

[@keithl3571]

Ain’t no cod

[@jackgallagher1963]

They need a Guru J’s like the one in Cheltenham

[@jamiechristie7166]

U really need to try a pizza crunch heart attack but it’s great

[@bearmixgrills9748]

Or come to West Midlands for a mix grill down the soho tavern

[@bearmixgrills9748]

@Robert Kopacz agreed bro

[@TheMckanek]

I know EXACTLY what u mean..Newcaste has bang average takeaways...mostly shit..

[@MuhammadAli-kv5oe]

If you want the best then hands down McCoy's kebab van in Oxford do the best kebab I promise you. Their lamb and chicken kebab fried up must be fried up is absolutely number 1.

[@noellear9752]

Muzzles bristol aztec West its a bangerrr

[@likeabossrofl]

Middle Feast in York 🤤

[@darrenjoyce7615]

Yep, I'd destroy that and again

[@marcusmishima]

Bunch a melts bruv!

[@Jojo-sg1lv]

You and Jess great once again I

[@zandvoort8616]

Looks like this will be the last review for a while after lockdown begins tomorrow.

[@s125ish]

Ravi Singh72 is that fact? Can you show the source

[@zandvoort8616]

s125ish well, wait I till Boris’s announcement tomorrow morning!

[@s125ish]

Ravi Singh72 is that fact? Can you show the source

[@s125ish]

@@zandvoort8616that is not proof

[@zandvoort8616]

ell mmm good, I’m glad. At least new all have something to hang onto! Alas, I can’t return to my office!

[@andrewbailey4923]

Worst chip shop ever Wilnecote fish bar Tamworth

[@ahmedhussain8141]

Local melts ffs 😂😂😂

[@lynnthompson4363]

Batter looks lovely better than being thick and soggy!!

[@jdon2020]

Our town is the same load of shit food places

[@kotovdotin4355]

KANYE WEST called me DIET PRADA. BEST EVER TOOLS & FOOD are on my website

[@feechlamanna676]

Rocking the deep sea dweller 👍🏻

[@psyspiritualguy3113]

Chinese curry style sauce or chip shop style? Most fast food is beige to be honest. That batter mix has just been sat and lost the air. A quick whisk would have sorted it before battering the fish. I wish I had the money to start a takeaway.

[@richiemason3938]

Melton mowbry pony

[@northsnicestnoshes7042]

Great video! Liked! I can clearly see you have put a lot of hard work and effort into this video, and i hope it gets the views it deserves 😁I too am an aspiring KZbinr doing whacky food review videos, and would greatly appreciate any support you can offer. Thanks!

[@BO55MANsBALLS]

As flat as that batter

[@noellear9752]

Lamb doner

[@R20966]

Expensive!

[@chrismarc4879]

#Melts

[@adielawton651]

Matt the thing is you are saying that but its just your opinion about there not being anywhere with pride there, I bet some people like the food from the takeaways in Molten Mowbray and there is you acting like a professional food critic just take it for what it is its quick and easy takeaway food