PROFESSIONAL MINECRAFTERS v2.0 - 01 - Hermitcraft - Season 7

It's time to start a brand new season. I ended up on the first island with Xisuma, False, XBcrafted and Hypno.
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[@GabrielShitposting]

I'm willing to believe X does voice over on his episodes and the raw audio is just swear after swear.

[@knowledgeinajar_6057]

Then we must uncover these lost files and show them to the hermitcraft community

[@vuatson]

I would pay a significant amount of money to hear that...

[@user-nh1no5gv2j]

Same

[@bgmonsterx1_fan345]

No one time I made him swear on a stream

[@cilioakenshield7126]

I want unfiltered xisuma content on the 2nd channel tbh

[@jasper3706]

"X swears like a drunken sailor on shore leave" I've never related more with a hermitcraft moment than this one right here

[@yuanyuanli9880]

i know right!?!?

[@CutiePieTyTy]

Same

[@connie_roy]

Same but not me but the middle schoolers I teach lol

[@Bruno.GCF05]

"False can I kill you?" "No" "Can you kill me?" "No, well, I mean" I laughed so hard

[@MeldedMin]

Bruno Gonçalves totally! And the PVP battle comment at the same time frame! “Yah but not against you!”

[@hildurvalasmaradottir5568]

me to

[@JoeHillsTSD]

Yay for 100k! Yay for Statues!

[@pastaslut]

JoeHillsTSD

[@ashfreywar9862]

[@sporent]

Yay for Season 7!

[@kmoshier9533]

Joe

[@kamichat]

Jo

[@LadyVineXIII]

Why are they threatening to eat Hypno when there's a guy literally named Beef on the server? XD

[@Red-ks2cf]

The beef is pretty vintage. You don't want to eat expired meat. Might upset your stomach

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@Red-ks2cf i dont know.. Aged beef is a delicacy in high end restaurants

[@zachtrost6855]

With gravy...

[@massivecowbreakout7555]

Zek the Champion of Alola Tell that to my dog

[@yeetusskeetus3029]

TrUe

[@violette3421]

X sounds so cute lol "umm theres a problem.." and "thats not appropriate these are my dying moments"

[@AyakoHideko]

Lmao I haven't stuck around long enough in the Hermitcraft community to hear X sound any differently than the professional voice he has with his audience, so hearing him sound so playful and giddy with the other hermits made me feel so happy ;^;

[@patitarem]

Pen Panhapich same :p

[@cilioakenshield7126]

"Shields are for people who pay attention" Cleo out here with relatable content

[@siljenilsson2533]

I wonder why she isn't a stand up comedian sometimes

[@ferristhered1401]

The swearing X segment is so far still my favourite bit of S7, just a fun bit of silliness right at the start. Well, that and the non-swimmy fish.

[@AyakoHideko]

Swearing X is now an iconic moment for me 😂 Would honestly love to watch him just swear for a video, it's oddly amusing

[@kane169]

Where? Timestamp?

[@ferristhered1401]

@@kane169 About 7:50, starting with "I never ____ swear" as all the hermits censor it out to avoid demonetization. I've been following all the hermits this season, so I listened to this segment a good few times, from the different hermits' perspectives. Edit: Now, watching this again, I've reminded myself how much I enjoyed this season opener. Season 7 keeps me smiling in the midst of everything.

[@chips1773]

It’s not in x’s vid tho

[@sophie918]

Depressed Ella X’s episode is a bit voice-over heavy, wonder why...

[@SloyXP]

That title alone scares me already.

[@TheGhostOfAGamer]

I would of thought knowing it's Cleo that would just simply scare you without knowing the title. ;P

[@nikolaimyklebust7396]

ZloyXP love your hermitcraft recaps

[@sporent]

XD

[@kouks4974]

I read that in your voice

[@daniellockwood630]

Hi zloy

[@AvenRox]

I wondered why X's first episode was so voiceover heavy, but then this came out and, well....that explains a lot XD

[@sunflowers1101]

sameeee

[@user-wk2vj5qt6y]

False gets hit by cleo: You don’t want to start this Cleo: Yeah especially with you Me: *Civil war flashbacks intensives*

[@moondust2365]

XD I remember being baffled as to why False and Grian became part of opposite teams despite both pranking Ren instead of Iskall due to a cheeky change of signs. Apparently, Ren being against Grian was just a side effect of Grian siding with Iskall.

[@depressoespresso5904]

:O

[@laurenrhind]

Cleo: Please, I cannot stress enough, don't acronym that! Us in the UCC: Ahh, well, yes

[@davidboesen4400]

Yeah I think she said that because it said you ... male genitalia

[@frogcoin6392]

@Lucca Phillips-Roberts Sometimes you do. It just depends. Sometimes, you have the first 2 letters of each word. For example, ASDA stands for ASsociated DAiries

[@MeldedMin]

I really don’t get the reason Cleo was saying to not acronym it. Can someone explain it to me please?

[@fashnek]

Edward Bowen, that is an abbreviation but is not an acronym.

[@sinfulmicrowave]

@@MeldedMin, Male genitals. That's all you need to know.

[@jessicadurn276]

I love the raw chaotic energy of this video. Your guys' rambling nonsense is almost as entertaining as the storylines

[@xooanawiimaster2632]

Jessica Durn ikr, is almost just rather watch this than pre acted storylines XD

[@bittersweetlime4756]

Everyone: Oh, it’s just a fish head. Nothing serious ZombieCleo: little did they know....

[@kerentan9446]

just wanted to note that this comment is edited, but you still spelled serious like "serius" (i liked it anyway).

[@charliemcloughlin1761]

It’s for a Grian armor stand

[@twoarrow9134]

"Can I kill you?" "no." "Can you kill me?" "..."

[@icypolargirl78]

I love how in like all of X’s videos he’s this cool mild mannered guy but here he’s described as swearing like a sailor on shore leave and a pirate. Also gongrats on 100k

[@zigmenos]

Time stamp pleas

[@saltymarshmallo]

@@zigmenos 8:15

[@ericcornelius8450]

Cleo exists in infinite universes confirmed. Joe is definitely her Morty.

[@kasemite619]

That is a fitting compliment

[@monacles]

So what does that make BDubs?

[@gamingrhino4132]

@@monacles probably a jerry

[@dangerousbeans]

Ucc is the council of ricks

[@hiddenunderhatse8094]

@@dangerousbeans it's UCoC

[@monkeymaann]

I'm shook the amount of beesuma *beep* in this one...

[@user-nw6di1fn2d]

This is the first season where I can watch from everyone’s perspectives and I’m sooooooo excited

[@bonniemurphy2017]

dreamvelvet same here

[@kaj2532]

Me toooo!

[@kaj2532]

Before this only watched grian iskall and keralis

[@SimBits]

Same, last season i only watched Grian and Mumbo but this season I'm trying to watch everyone

[@kaj2532]

@@SimBits good luck i am already getting a hand full

[@aenrot4660]

"PROFESSIONAL MINECRAFTERS v2.0" oh boy, here we go again

[@raikitsunagi]

10:00 False is Grian confirmed

[@peculiarlamp]

*Flashbacks to the Grian Head Hunt* Oof

[@thejgamer0855]

Lol

[@Thatdistantmirage]

:0

[@georgia8830]

o.O wHaT?

[@kyliebanman2766]

Peculiar Lamp funny enough False won the head hunt

[@dimmiek1413]

You know the season is off to a good start when Cleo is already trolling Joe at episode 1... 😂

[@tallsloguy9611]

Yeah and if X had installed the data pack to start it would been a perfect start. Hehe

[@MrLenny011]

Honestly there are just some hermits you listen to and know they swear loads and are trying not to and Xisuma is definitely one anyway

[@kailey8397]

He doesn't come to mind when I think of that, but Doc and Bdubs certainly do lol

[@invyonyoutube6061]

@@kailey8397 why bdubs? For me he radiates family-friendly-cool-dad energy lol. I was thinking more people like cleo, doc iskall and maybe grian because i watched a video of him swearing for like 5 minutes straight and i cant get it out of my mind lmao

[@sakorsa947]

I think of Doc, Grian and Xizumavoid

[@Ennypenny72]

“I don’t appreciate your tone,” a wild teacher cleo has appeared

[@shivank2112]

Season 7 started much before than what i expected.

[@nikolaimyklebust7396]

Shivank 21 i came in on KZbin and i SAW that IT was like 100 hermitcraft videos

[@sinom]

Yeah I was kinda expecting for them to wait till the nether update.

[@pastaslut]

man we really were ready for a fresh start, i can tell by how happy everyone sounds so happy we had some life breathed into hermitcraft again

[@romebigred2]

I coulda handled another 6 months of the last season.... But I know that many other fans agree with you.

[@longleaf1217]

yeah it really was starting to get a bit stale. I mean season 6 was great but it just went on too long. I felt like it was time for a new season back in December.

[@pastaslut]

Brandon Woodyard yeah i agree!

[@charlotte1924]

"Naff off, ya goit!" - Zombie Cleo 2020 (22:00)

[@sayjay198080]

X needs his mouth washed out with soap. "Because I'm special." Same Cleo same. 😬

[@spacedorito4987]

"whatever you think is interesting" is such a joe response and what you think is interesting is ALSO very on brand. Season 7 is looking great so far!!

[@neptune.7016]

12:02 so we aint gon' talk about how False dropped an F bomb?

[@daniellachanelle4142]

There is nothing offence at all at that time mark? 😹😹😹

[@Shabobo]

Oh my jeez, you're right

[@spookyspoon4192]

she said frick.... that’s not the f bomb....

[@blueegg713]

Omg youre right

[@djsndifn]

"This feather is cavier." -ZombieCleo, 2020

[@tallsloguy9611]

Snowier snow and cavier feathers confirmed.

[@gregjorda3080]

when I first read your comment I thought u misspelled caviar....then I heard her say it ...lol

[@djsndifn]

@@tallsloguy9611 don't forget about the special fish- the swimmy kind.

[@tallsloguy9611]

@@djsndifn oh yeah, I forgot about the swimmy kind. To focused on the non swimmy kind.

[@djsndifn]

@@tallsloguy9611 most people are. The non swimmy kind are much more common

[@alism1080]

I’d like to believe that X does swear like a drunken sailor on shore leave, but when you hear Cleo’s laugh not being fully beeped out, you start to wonder if it is just his soundboard

[@farrell1701]

Ursinus Caverna Aquaeductu: This strange creature, despite known to be living on a diet of wheat, can be found exploring its highly restrictive ecosystem, milling about in herds in straight lines. Pluma Narcosis Pullum: A highly specialized breed of the common chicken, it exists in symbiotic relationship with the undead, to the extent where it was once thought that zombies dropped feathers.

[@Drayle88]

Xisuma :Oh I never ***ing swear. I lost it. funniest thing I ever heard

[@MrLenny011]

Anyone else wanna know what X was actually saying

[@WhatsupheyitsRay]

Inator-inator I’m pretty sure he has a beep button so he probably wasn’t saying anything.

[@isabelcastillo4218]

It's Ray no because the hermits were saying how it will take a long time to edit out

[@WhatsupheyitsRay]

isa castillo Yeah that might have been a joke? Like I’m pretty sure that whole bit was a joke.

[@virajissmart1769]

I wanna know what x said in the whole conversation

[@Schmedricks]

@@isabelcastillo4218 That was sarcasm. Xisuma has a beep byte on his soundboard. 7 Months later I figure you're still pondering this great (not) mystery.

[@eternal_winter8713]

I think cursing pirate X is my new favourite version of him. 😂

[@tombselective2808]

Bleep bleep bleep x thats going to tske forever to edit out 😂 f.t.w. (for the win)

[@zigmenos]

Time stamp please

[@sakorsa947]

@@zigmenos umm around 7:40

[@zigmenos]

@@sakorsa947 thanks

[@BoneDaddy]

"United Conglomeration of Cleo's, DONT ACRONYM THAT" Me: u-c-o-c Me: hehehe ucoc

[@kanimation4707]

U -C*C hehehe

[@invyonyoutube6061]

"Hello I am cleo from- YOU COCK" "w-what did i do?"

[@kerentan9446]

"pvp kills give you heads, right?" and thus the head games began as a seed in her mind

[@captainxemo3804]

Eww HumanCleo. Those non-swimming fish are definitely going to turn up at some point.

[@luckylizard999]

17:29 Cleo be like: I am Yoda and the riddler in one demented being.

[@508Snipe]

Cleo Engrish good into can

[@amberandrews6692]

I can't get ZombieGleo out of my head, I'm so sorry.

[@lemmymaster]

Me: huh, its 4pm, bored. KZbin: HAHA, YOU *THOUGHT*

[@himmelsgucker9864]

Oh, where do you live, Asia?

[@shezacuber6092]

I saw this exact same comment multiple times

[@guapelididoo]

@@shezacuber6092 same

[@hisodoyuhus]

@@shezacuber6092 I'm beginning to think he isn't even commenting to the video, just spamming

[@raeeeee0]

24:30 she said *uh-cha-chi-uh* instead of *uh-kay-she-uh*

[@wolfcraftgames4394]

Cleo: "At least it wasn't the drowned." *que flying trident* Cleo: "That. That was the drowned." 😂

[@ApathyMuffin]

Cleo, I am hereby sending you an invoice for 40 grains of rice! Your scream of startlement provided an extra layer of startlement in my ears and I jumped as I was eating my dinner and spilled the spoonful! You are hereby charged for 40 grains of rice, please provide my compensation! I will accept a trade of 40 wheat going into lava as a fair loss clause. :P Grats on the 100k

[@jacobrickard7690]

I'm so confused right now

[@rbck8826]

This is amazing.

[@footnuggets3120]

You should take it to the supreme court

[@rbck8826]

@@footnuggets3120 or higher!

[@farrell1701]

"Now it's gonna look like I've stolen it!" I feel a disturbance, as if hundreds of Zombiecraft players were all laughing as one...

[@ArterialRedGuy]

@5:32 My new phone alert

[@untitled_one1584]

My heart was not ready for this lol… curse your jumpscare!

[@charliemcloughlin1761]

Cannon Hermitcraft lore: there are a lot of alternate realities and they’re in contact with one another. We may presume that X, Cleo, and Grian have the most experience given all their featured alternate personas. This explains why Cleo knows about Brian, Grain, and other alternate Grians

[@Estarfigam]

10:55 a girl's best friend... congrats on the subs. The UCCDAT is surely proud of you.

[@kellyredmond7004]

Everette Bradfute this is perfect. UCCDAT is perfect.

[@arlette3441]

Looking forward to your next season Queen of Armorstands 💕

[@katem6705]

Don't forget Mistress of Cthulhu!

[@autismandgaming4532]

10:03 Actually, she's a grian.

[@flutterheart5422]

It's so grear to see you guys just playing together and having fun. Also, your banter is absolutely hilarious. :D Off to an awesome start

[@yogitshankar6348]

Your comment is grear too

[@kazville_]

all this season 7 content is making my heart go wOOOOSH

[@dylanlaird4974]

Cleo:I forgot about fish Me:How could you forget grian

[@thewingedmiskit6174]

Cleo: and if you look to the left, you'll see a wild caught Grian. Grian: *hisssss

[@siljenilsson2533]

Them together is rare but funny

[@WitherBossEntity]

Xisuma: "How could you forget about fish‽"

[@instantnoob]

Interobang detected

[@nitro_dynamite18]

Beef: Leave some Diamonds for everyone else. False: Share them around. Me: Is that communism I hear?

[@theswarmsquad3606]

Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh United forever in friendship and labor, the mighty republic shall ever endure! The dream of the people shall live through the ages, the dream of the people, the Fortress secure! Long live our soviet motherland! Built by the people’s mighty hand! Long shall our crimson flag inspire! Forged in the people’s trial by fire. Shining in glory for all men to see! The brave men and women, repel the invaders, and brought to our homeland the laurels of fame! .... That’s all I know, and I don’t know it in Russian

[@monacles]

Considering how terrible the hermitcraft diamond economy can get, I really wouldn't be surprised if Concorp finds a peasent rebellion on its doorstep *Sponsored by Sahara of course*

[@theneekofficial8829]

The Swarm Squad I read that to the tune of the Spongebob Intro and it somewhat works lmaoo

[@fabiyan4103]

When i saw the notification. I instantly clicked! Im so excited for Hermitcraft Season 7!

[@ultimatechicken6943]

Same! Im super excited for Season VII

[@hnnh621]

"We can always eat Hypno" "HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH NO"

[@spencerswart9227]

You, X and false are so funny together loved the swearing pirate

[@Outlaew]

Cleo, Hypno and xB is a colab I thought I needed, and now I "know" I need it!

[@mirdordinii5783]

>PROFESSIONAL MINECRAFTERS Me: This should be good.

[@kailey8397]

I like it when they stay on call with each other for a long time, it's so wholesome ☺️ Especially with social distancing right now, it's so nice to just hear friends talking to each other and not have it edited out

[@Em_D10]

Congrats on reaching 100.000 subscribers!

[@tomspoolyt3828]

She done that ages ago.

[@ZombieCleo]

@@tomspoolyt3828 I mean... wednesday

[@tomspoolyt3828]

It has a decimal instead of a comma but now that I think about it, it was probably a mistake.

[@EternalFire659]

Tomspool YT some countries put a decimal instead of a comma.. it’s really weird imo, but then I’m American lmao

[@tomspoolyt3828]

@@EternalFire659 I'll take your word for it.

[@martheoreo2174]

The level of excitement I felt when you said Zoo. Is incredible.

[@rudiologist]

"I am a zombie and cannot die." Creeper says to Drowned, "Hold my tea."

[@Rosedragon15]

Now to play my favorite game on KZbin, "Did They Swear Or Is This A Bit?" Honestly I can totally believe that X swears in his normal days. Seems like the kind of thing that is just very common for most people who know how to turn on the professional side of their brains for videos. Anyway looking forward to the great content Cleo!

[@naniandrea3344]

5:32 F for my eardrums, beware headphone users. That caught me off guard XD

[@asunayuuki1494]

Cleo:at least that wasn't the drowned Drowned: DIE cleo: oh that WAS the drowned

[@LoveAhiru]

Ah so happy for season 7. Gotta admit I was expecting you all to take a break for a while longer. I'm happy to see you back to another season of hermitcraft

[@AuntyGoogol]

If you murder salmon you can get bones! So five things... you can eat for food, tame cats with fish, tame dogs with bones, or turn bones into fertilizer and white dye!

[@bigbossadidoss8678]

Cleo: don’t Acronym that Me: goes to notes to do just that because I can’t figure it out in my head Also me: *types it in* “Cleo! You sneaky devil!” *appreciation for Cleo increases* Cleo: is laughing somewhere from beyond KZbin

[@Zyvo2]

United Conglomeration Of Cleos Someone is an R&M fan.

[@envyrem]

Cleo has very quickly become one of my favorite hermits, and I'm so excited to be starting off a new season watching her.

[@kylpyvene]

Last season was the pirates, this season: the vikings

[@southpawentertainment9594]

So glad to see the armor stands are back. You're amazing with them. The one thing I really wish we could do in Bedrock.

[@chasegalloway9919]

Cleo: I’m lost. False: How can u be lost it’s been 5 seconds Cleo: I’m special ok

[@KingStyleToast]

I love the beginning of new seasons when everyone is together. The silliness is amazing and the references to shenanigans from older seasons always make me smile.

[@piepcheck3213]

20:45 the time has come again

[@rfresa]

I'm so glad this season started out with everyone together, chatting and having fun! I missed that in season 6.

[@joemysic7942]

i loved that "as opposed to non-swimming fish" 😂

[@wolframstahl1263]

Professional Minecrafters v1 was one of my favorite and most memorable moments in the long history of Hermitcraft. I still go back sometimes and re-watch that; I think there's only two other moments like this that I return to once in a while: the fencing of GenerikB's base (back in Season 1 or 2 I think) and some modded shenanigans between Hypno and Sl1pg8r. Good ol' times, I love how a server reset always brings up the great memories of previous seasons!

[@JacksonOwex]

"Do NOT acronym that!" First thing I did, write it out as an acronym! It's... um... well kind of funny I guess but that's likely because I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old!!! 11:30 What is that achievement? It's probably an old one that I have just never paid attention too isn't it?

[@igotthis6654]

John Willis what was the acronym lmao

[@saucepan2715]

What was the thing to not acronymate

[@neyte7313]

The universal conglomeration of Cleos?

[@igotthis6654]

Nepar Neyte TUCC? I don’t understand why that’s bad though?

[@p0ppys]

that advancement is for catching a fish mob with a water bucket.

[@tearlach47]

"If Professional Minecrafters (Season 3) was so good, how come there's no sequel?"

[@da_bananananana4171]

He swears like a drunken pirate on shore leave...(bleep-bleepity-bleep)

[@Ace_Unic0rn]

I love Cleo's voice and how it goes from a normal sounding accent to a slight Scottish accent (Not sure if Cleo is British). It's just so cute :D

[@kungfutuber]

6:53 Now THAT'S a server player list

[@lwmuller2217]

Cleo: false you are a fish Me: no it's grian

[@downhourproductions1399]

Cleo: I am a zombie and cannot die Creeper: X Doubt

[@paytonarchie2809]

Zombie cleo: kills zombies Zombies: its treson then

[@thominaduncanson7596]

Falsesymmetry: “Cleo, you should make yourself a shield.” Cleo: “Shields are for people who pay attention.” 😆

[@frogcoin6392]

1:40 I thought that was a sneeze

[@M00nh4wk]

Need player heads? Build a Futurama style suicide chamber in the shopping district. Provide chests, bed, enderchest and a sign saying 1 Diamond for 10 playerheads. There has got to be a way to make it count as PvP deaths, maybe angry wolfie sitting around? With honey blocks you can timelock enderpearls in mid air -so to say-, wondering if that would work with arrows? A redstoner could design an arrow-locking-mechanism maybe. Fire 100 arrows in, let them fall 1 by 1 on "customers"? Gotta be a way make murder a legal business...

[@KrillChild]

It’s been years but I keep coming back to get a laugh out of x and his soundboard

[@KrillChild]

7:43

[@KrillChild]

9:28

[@Lyarrah]

you've been the highlight of a few other peep's vids with your quips... XD glad to see you got arm(or)ed and dangerous already in the first ep

[@malpheus4299]

And 123k subs already, grats Cleo!

[@marss0754]

What's your favorite dance? A-chacha What's your favorite tree? A-chacha

[@RohaanSaifYT]

Everyone:Portal Grian:FLYING BOAT

[@vuatson]

I love first episodes so much, the casual banter of the voice calls with everyone hanging out together is my favorite