Professor Farnsworth's best moments

[@mintakamothkind]

Fry: "Stem cells? Aren't those controversial?" Farnsworth: "In your time, yes. In our time, shut up."

[@Farfigschiter.]

I love how aggressive that shut up was

[@SFTMKW]

"besides, these aren't fetal stem cells, they're adult stem cells harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom i killed for their stem cells"

[@ethanwilson9406]

"Tell them I hate them". I love Futurama.

[@MasonMcknives]

One of my favourites for sure 😂

[@kazelciegomiller1289]

tell him to go eat shit johnny

[@Midship]

Kaz el ciego Miller tell him yourself

[@kazelciegomiller1289]

@@Midship eat shit asshole, fall off your horse.

[@patrik9328]

That's what i said about MLP

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

“That last one was more of a Hermes mome-“ Quiet you!

[@MasonMcknives]

This.. does put a smile on my face

[@doublezero2001]

A comment, that’s not just a repeat of the rest. Congrats

[@Remer714]

Mh... oke.

[@jordanpruitt3500]

I saw this and now I have to delete my comment 😅

[@TJDious]

Uh wha?

[@MrShoopezino]

All of his dialogues are genius. not to mention the voice acting is 100%

[@snakeeyes2551]

Well he is voiced by Billy West a very talented voiced actor along with Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Amy's Dad, and Richard Nixon

[@resplndnt]

The writers of futurama are really smart, the math on the background isn’t nonsense, and they were able to impress Stephen Hawking into voicing himself with his voice box

[@aspilurch]

It only just now occurred to me that Professor Farnsworth's voice sounds like an impression of Burgess Meredith.

[@5uperM]

@@resplndnt a lot of people in the crew had PhD's.

[@jonnylawless6797]

I think Billy West once said The Professor was his favorite, so he went all out on him.

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

Wait a minute, I just realized he eventually did create his race of atomic supermen

[@dragonfruit8830]

So much attention to detail in this show it’s a shame what happened to it

[@osurpless]

And such is a reference to Dr. Vornoff in Bride of the Monster. Probably one of the more obscure Futurama references :)

[@ApexGorilla1]

When

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

@@ApexGorilla1 they played against the harlem globetrotters

[@kazutokirigaya8341]

R. pizzamonke, hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer-aided Enichment Center

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

“Professor can you wire my head directly into the mainframe?” “I CAN WIRE ANYTHING DIRECTLY INTO ANYTHING! IM THE PROFESSOR!!!”

[@KingJadonias]

That's it. That's his entire character throughout the show. Answering plot-relevant questions, shouting perfectly-crazy responses (to anything, really, not just questions), and performing bizarre and entertaining acts of pseudoscience that boggle the limitations of reality and morality

[@JamaicanCastle]

@@KingJadonias "That's what being a scientist is all about!"

[@jimstan1795]

​@@KingJadoniasIs It M?

[@Mytimekid]

One of my favourite moments of the Professor is "I'm not your grandpa, you're my uncle, from the year 2000!" Never fails to make me laugh.

[@michaelscott3411]

Me too

[@BROXBasher]

I thought he went, “I’m not your grandpa! I’m your nephew!”

[@ShadowNoCap]

@@BROXBasher no

[@ShadowNoCap]

I jus watched that episode they were saying he is crazy

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

0:53 I cried laughing as a kid, now I'm crying laughing as an adult

[@b1njjj95]

*"WHAT?!!"*

[@aderose]

Be very quiet... we’re in the ear. Ok professor. WHAT??!

[@NicholasGeschke]

What about what?

[@wiggl3s_821]

Another classic of this is Zoidberg: “Is it angry yelling or busted hearing aid yelling?” Hermes: “I’m afraid it’s both.” Prof. Farnsworth: *”WHAT?!?!”*

[@cristigorillaz]

What about what?

[@takedownquill6116]

*W H A T ? !*

[@denyhaguilar679]

*W H A T*

[@blorfenburger]

I wish i had an angry dome

[@magentuspriest]

I wish I had a chamber of understanding

[@cottontehbunbun7193]

@@magentuspriest i wish i had both

[@ApexGorilla1]

CottonTehBunBun what made you turn so neutral?

[@BeaverChainsaw]

@@ApexGorilla1 probably comes from neutral planet

[@legionaireb]

I'd rather have an Accusing Parlor.

[@thomaselliottjohncampbell3024]

I just noticed Hermes was actually thinking about blasting his co-workers into the sun

[@samfish90212]

I remember this episode simply for that scene.

[@parker-boy98]

I love how casual his answer was though

[@Jasonwolf1495]

If you actually think about it he would have also destroyed their universe because he'd destroy the box that contains the box that contains their universe.

[@WonkyTonkBotty]

@@Jasonwolf1495 Boxception!

[@landonletterman831]

He was offered an opportunity to rid himself of his employer and his fellow employees in the most efficient method possible; The push of a button and a trip into the sun. Frankly, him being a bureaucrat, I can't believe they talked him down (probably Leela being the best pilot Planet Express ever had), _especially_ with Zoidberg present Hermes: "I'm havin' a hahrd tyme ignorin' Zoidberg!" Professor: "Eh-what? Well just let us out first, and _then_ eject Zoidberg!" Hermes: "Now goin'jaban! Ya know he's slippery as a eel, mon! He'll snake through da moment da doors open!" Professor: "Oh, _fine_ * crosses arms * Press the damn button!" Everybody: *"NO!"*

[@patrik9328]

Why i dont have a Chamber of Understanding

[@jimstan1795]

we have chamber of commerce

[@Ashalmawia]

or an angry dome

[@patrik9328]

@@Ashalmawia i want that too

[@terrenusvitae]

You'll never know the answer because you don't have the chamber of understanding!

[@patrik9328]

terrenusvitae damnit

[@calvinskithepolishamerican7524]

"I like him better this way" "I'M SAD NOW"

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

That's such terrible writing. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

[@darrensoberano2997]

Eh it’s fine

[@extremepredudice]

Professor: 'Hermes! Don't push that button!' Hermes: *Deep consideration*

[@Enterprise-D666]

“Okay.”

[@Myne1001]

He was weighing the cost/benefit of having them all killed

[@destroyer9153]

@@Myne1001 he was thinking about taking over the company 😂

[@caspianhorlick4529]

How could you not include the best Professor Farnsworth quote ever? "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

[@MasonMcknives]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'll be editing together a second episode of this, solely after reading this, and realising you're correct!

[@gravitydood1554]

Wrong, the best is "there's no scientific consensus that life is important"

[@TheKrensada]

@@gravitydood1554 wrong. Any scene with professor Farnsworth in it is the best scene.

[@gravitydood1554]

@@TheKrensada if anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome

[@kitsunek7335]

No no no! “With my last breath I curse Zoidburg!!”

[@tonie222]

Fry: “Maybe he’s just happy in his new life” Farnsworth: “I REFUSE to believe anyone is happy!”

[@NoahSpurrier]

"Tell them I hate them." My favorite line of the series.

[@shinyespeon3995]

Professor: Ohh! You've killed me! You've killed me! Leela: Oh God! What have I done? Professor: I just told you! You've killed me!

[@Speed74LP]

"Be very quiet now, we're in the ear" "Okay Professor." *WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Honey-Boo-Boo]

It’s not in this vid but the delivery of: “I’m just glad I didn’t live to see this day.” and subsequent bewilderment still cracks me up.

[@chrischin_94]

I died laughing, I'm sure to the Professor's envy

[@SourGummiWyrm69]

The "Farnsworth walking away muttering" joke is my favorite running joke I love it

[@parquito4395]

“Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?” “Those are the Grunka Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm Factory” “Tell them I hate them.”

[@solitaryclusterofneurons598]

such an old man thing to say lmao

[@yoshpeters3079]

That’s the best one professor farnsworth is too good for his planet.

[@thekatinator1926]

Ok, but the first clip is so good. The Professor knows he's going on a tangent. He knows he can't stop himself. So he decides to remove himself from the situation.

[@xn85d2]

How about: "I'm glad I didn't live to see this day!" **checks pulse** "Wait a minute... NOOOOOOO!!"

[@jonbilgutay2]

0:45 my favorite rant.

[@no1bandfan]

"I'm so glad I didn't live to see this day... Wait." *Checks for heartbeat* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@noriyakigumble3011]

I don’t know why farnsworth’s hatred and disgust for the grunkalunkas is so funny, but it cracks me up every time

[@juneBug412]

the fact that a lot of these clips could be put into best moments compilations for other characters just goes to show how amazing the cast and humor of futurama was

[@Sunnysideview69]

I need a chamber of understanding

[@madorange5134]

And I need an angry dome

[@Killer-wi1mr]

With a disco ball?

[@premiumheadpats4150]

It kills me the way Hermes stopped and considered sending them all into the sun. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LinkTardis]

1:50 ...but there's a button on your side too professor

[@Chigger]

To press, you say?

[@qinshihuang8414]

"i just have few years left to live i dont wanna spend them dead" definitely one of my top 5😂

[@AnimationNation2004]

0:53 this is a funny reference considering that Billy West is known for voicing Elmer Fudd after Mel’s death.

[@zemocha1989]

Professor Farnsworth: "Wangle a new dangle on life! OOOOOHH! *Gets bent even further back* I'm sad now..

[@tbotalpha8133]

"How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship withstand?" "Well, it's a spaceship, so anywhere between zero and one." It's not Farnsworth being crazy and senile, in fact he's being completely sensible and knowledgeable in that moment. But that description of real-world science always makes me laugh.

[@yoursonisold8743]

It's really funny how much of his seemingly inane science babble is actually pretty spot on. Helps that they had several PhDs in the writing stuff.

[@NoriMori1992]

Can you dumb it down for the rest of us 😂

[@Chigger]

​@@NoriMori1992Zero atmospheres of pressure is a vacuum. One atmosphere of pressure can be experienced at sea level on Earth in normal conditions. As a spaceship, it's designed to keep from being blown apart by internal pressure when it's in space. It's not designed to withstand significant pressure from the outside, like the water deep down in the ocean. The direction of a force on an object and the object's structural integrity are related. It's why you can fold paper without breaking it or squeeze a bicycle tire without it crumbling.

[@kylewindsor199]

Cracked me up just reading that. One of my favorites.

[@samalvey8168]

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!" I don't agree. Going too far would be putting it in the body of a velociraptor.

[@makeshift307]

Or in the body of another person

[@fueselwe]

I mean unless they went through some large mutation you can easily contain a shark in a water tank

[@Nighlocktheawesome00]

Nah, going too far would be putting it in the body of an orca, those psychotic ocean oreos.

[@marcus_ohreallyus]

That ear scene at 55 seconds...I laughed so hard the first time I saw that, I missed the following minute.

[@jukes4499]

Aww how could they forget "Everyone! To the Mandatorium!"

[@paugirones6083]

He has a dome for every conceivable emotion.

[@analothor]

"Fry iv turbo charged the matter compressor" "What's the matter compressor ?" "Nothings a matter now that I iv turbo charged the matter compressor" This show was a whole nother level of genius

[@KINFIN123]

When you get a team of highly overqualified people to write a comedy, you get one of the best shows of all time

[@MariotheAnimator]

I'm looking for the scene where Farnsworth recommends Fry to get a robot laser arm "To CRUSH those who disobey you..."

[@claymenefee6999]

Angry dome has always been my favorite Farnsworth moment.

[@Snipergod1024]

I shall always love the Farnsworth moment of "Now remember professor, Bender is our friend. So we've no need to hurt him." "Yes, yes. You sound like a broken MP3." "Ho, ho ho...." (Pulls out shotgun and shoots Bender) "PROFESSOR!! Don't you remember what I told you?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[@orionherrera3980]

1:02 me explaining to my parents I'm doing homework in my room while listening to music

[@dorkish]

chamber of reflection

[@guillermorojasc]

0:12 he did make his dream come true when he had to fight the globe trotters

[@artur6912]

Kinda, they didn't have octagonal bodies.

[@jordanverbeek5121]

1:47 When Dr. Strange reviewed the millions of choices in Infinity War

[@Cooper121842]

Eh-hye-whaaahhh?

[@JEAthePrince]

Even without futurama, it is so clear who is saying that...

[@Master-Bait]

I can hear that in my brain, with his voice

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

The Professor was always my favourite character!

[@trussmonkey5910]

Professor "Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds you say. Well how's his wife holding up? To shreds you say."

[@mokebeastie13]

Thank you Billy

[@dannythomas417]

The whole cast is great, but the hero is the one voice Katey Sagal. ‘Cause she always provided incredible dialogue for Leela.

[@Chigger]

​I'd have to give special props to Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille for voicing an inordinate number of side characters.

[@artur6912]

It always cracks me up that Hermes had a very long think before deciding not to press the button.

[@gandalf8216]

It's how he says "in the ear" that gets me.

[@alexunfiltered5756]

he is the personification of pessimist internet culture. I'm amazed at how ahead of it's time his script was.

[@VictorTheFathermore]

I don't think anyone could ever copy the chemistry this show had

[@Chigger]

They shouldn't. Futurama is Futurama. Other shows should be themselves.

[@Paragon13]

0:53 My favourite moment.

[@Beuu0920]

I always like he saying "the wha-"

[@mathieup5024]

Farnsworth’s delivery on « I’m sad now » single-handedly got me to start a rewatch of Futurama 😂

[@b1njjj95]

The Professor is just too great. Too funny!

[@RS14988]

Me, who works in retail: "Who are those horrible creatures over there?" Boss: "Why, those are the customers. They shop here in the store." Me: "Tell them I hate them!"

[@NBDYSPCL]

I love how he made his army of atomic supermen...and they were a basketball team.

[@BIoknight000]

The part with Hermes and the button is honestly the best of the show

[@godess_call]

1:00 DJ Subatomic Supernova during his time as a college professor

[@zer0watch454]

“Be very quiet. We’re in the ear.” “Okay professor- “W H A T?!” Still makes me laugh to this day

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

“im sad now” mood

[@Flip-a-dip-dip]

In the beginning of the series Fry and professor sounded kind of similar. It’s cool that Billy West worked on making them sound different overtime

[@rajansekhar3750]

Rick Sanchez has got nothing on professor Farnsworth

[@KingJadonias]

Farnsworth has forgotten more than Rick will ever know. What has Rick invented that can stand up to the hundreds of breakthroughs Farnsworth has created? How do you compare a multiverse portal gun to the Finglonger? Sure, he can turn himself into a pickle, but Farnsworth can turn any dictator's voice into his own with his "Farnsworth" voice modulator! And what about the Sphere-o-Boom? Or the initial designs for literally all robots in the Futurama universe? The Smell-o-scope? Diamondium (not to be confused with Wernstrom-patented Diamondillium)? The Lava Lamp That Kills Everyone Everywhere? There's just no real comparison. It's like talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. the Mythical Hercules. Sure, one's strong, but come on. You can't compete, Sanchez. Come back when you invent a wish-granting French gargoyle and put him through college.

[@TigaToonsELTiagor]

"Why? Whyyy?? Why didn't I break his legs?"

[@RafaelElectronic]

The last one was more of a Hermes moment but this was still fun

[@jacksonbrunner7018]

My favorite moments are when the professor names a weird room. The chamber of understanding, the angry dome, the accusing parlor 🤣

[@champ-bx3jq]

Be very quiet. We're in the ear *ok professor* WHAT gets me every time, Farnsworth my absolute fave 😂😂😂

[@fablethewolf825]

That last one was more of a Hermès moment, but still. 😂

[@GreenArrow7853]

I die every time Farnsworth is super enthusiastic about something, then realizes it’s not “good news at all”.

[@rwall514]

I swear this clipshow's been around for far longer than it actually has.

[@chriscanul4075]

This was made on my birthday

[@professionalbeats.6382]

For me the funniest shit is when he forgets bender n then looks at Hermes n shrugs his shoulders 🤣

[@jaysonmacdonald7770]

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg

[@KingJadonias]

A very odd relationship those two have had. They're each others' oldest friends, they've worked together for decades, they're both insane while being experts in their respective intellectual fields, their bodily functions are disgustingly hilarious, and at one point their physical bodies made horrifically intense love while Fry and Leela were piloting them. I now burden you with the curse of that knowledge forever

[@BioshockShooter22]

The very fact, that Hermies has to think about not pressing the button. Cracks me up.

[@oneDonly]

This is great there’s just one small problem, and it’s a big one.

[@michaelscott3411]

“Tell them I hate them.” - Professor Farnsworth

[@loganhoffner4178]

I find it kinda funny how he got less senile as the series progressed.

[@DrRank]

"This ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going 35mph?" "Because we're in a hurry!"

[@Frost_tenshi]

1:18 “im sad now” lol

[@douglasmunro5672]

I wish I had a chamber of understanding to help me make sense of all the crazy bs today. But then I think it would probably break down trying to process all of it.

[@BirchMonkey857]

Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr.-I'm-My-Own-Grandpa. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs!

[@JavertRA]

It's a neck and neck contest between him and Zapp Brannigan for my favourite Futurama character.

[@dravyn9880]

I love that the professor eventually got his army of atomic super men

[@coltonlong2223]

Anyone ever notice how Benders Sleeves just go back down on their own after he bends the Professor?

[@tails230]

Hermes: We can't tell people what we saw! They will think we're crazy! Professor Farnsworth: Correction, Crazier. *Psychotic Laughter!*

[@Chaosdude341]

Tiktok: exists Me: 0:30

[@texivani]

I can wire anything directly into anything, *I'm The Professor!*

[@jakeladislaus4175]

My crew is in trouble! I've got to do something! but I'm already in my pajamas....*sleeps*

[@jimmypongsri2114]

0:59 WHAT!

[@puttumsftw8478]

"Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo." - Professor Farnsworth

[@renranger2135]

I can’t believe I disregarded this show for so many years

[@GreenBro11]

It’s funny how they called back to the first rant in this compilation when he created the atomic mutant basketball players. That’s great writing.

[@Rubysoho907]

I want an angry dome!

[@mathieup5024]

This clip got me thinking: Professor Farnsworth and Princess Bubblegum would probably get along.

[@jamesc7008]

Tell them I hate them😂

[@retrolutiongames9479]

'You're striving for a new angle, have a new angle, wangle a new dangle on liiiife!'