Programmer-short original film

[@l3lackcurtains]

Fast typing = brilliant coder/hacker , movie myth

[@jacobbaird6242]

Plus he's dressing formally and doesn't drink coffee.

[@rpd5126]

Well.... A person gets a fast typing as he practices programming. Believe me I am experienced.

[@Houseofstartup]

This is not a myth! Fast typing also matters your workings ability. If you type fast then you are save your most of ur time

[@HaniiPuppy]

Should have started on day 0.

[@Tourarounwarsaw]

hahahah Cool dude

[@dhruvkhurana6058]

HaniiPuppy The 0 jokes will never get old ;))

[@TEXAS2459]

HaniiPuppy didnt you see it was initialized to 1. lolz.

[@vinayseth1114]

HaniiPuppy it DID start on day 0 - watch carefully again.

[@kopiflores5407]

because array start from 0 :D

[@eujeeves]

Moral of the story. Be your own boss. Get the money, get the girl, get your life back!

[@gambaroi]

You're a programmer. You don't need a girlfriend.

[@paragjawale9689]

Roi Mark Gamba its not u dont need Its u cant get😂😂programmer is alws single

[@phiduong8849]

@Yellow Orange yeah you have a FAST hand

[@unlimitedbytes]

My Computer is my girlfriend :^)

[@TopAPPSTamil]

who said

[@NorthMan014]

@@unlimitedbytes mine too

[@mathew633man]

were you listening to me, neo? or were you looking at the lady in the red dress?

[@dickylou711]

Sorry... The lady's more attractive...;P

[@effkanurr]

//lol

[@vishnuprasanth4725]

Kids these days don't understand this reference!

[@anurgaprasad123]

spoiler: its a fucking while loop

[@clintosss]

this is so true. XD

[@jackma3674]

Username? Whats that? hahaha so true....it's kind of a do while loop lol

[@mass13982]

the point is....all programmers need love

[@goodshiro10]

people : hugs, kisses, dates programmers : bugs, fixes, updates

[@Cloud4235]

What is cruel is he doesn't get to use a mechanical keyboard

[@alexman128]

Yeah exactly

[@sudoLife]

he doesn't even wash it lol

[@rohantech8406]

"If you are not liking it and are making fun of it, you are Definitely not made for it" -Markus Notch Persson

[@thomasip9938]

No programmer in this world will work in such room. Console.ReadLine();

[@braindeveloperdimensional5579]

They do! In china situation is much worse.

[@KadekRegen]

No, I do.

[@predatortheme]

while(true) { dislikes++; } //just kidding

[@drjosephfarah]

Conex Xenon The comment is not read by the program and is often not seen by the user, so the result is still an infinite number of dislikes. XD sorry lol. i'm....persnickety

[@drjosephfarah]

Conex Xenon Also, you forgot to initialize the variable "dislikes"

[@predatortheme]

Oh comeone?...

[@predatortheme]

***** It's just a comment, the code does not have to compile...

[@predatortheme]

***** When did I say that i am talking about javascript? This is legit C, C++, C# and Java code...

[@CodamerOfficial]

DON'T TRUST A PROGRAMMER WHO USES THE LIGHT THEME!

[@mjprjpt7424]

Programming is an art of creativity one loves it enjoys writing each and every statement; They don't get bored.

[@vinaydavda4813]

Well said !

[@Dogstep]

Came here expecting a film about the life of an average programmer. Left with an even better film filled with romance, hacking, women, and a programmer who is also good at fixing computers.

[@dickylou711]

+Dogstep came here excited checking your comment. Left with an even more excited mood filled with gratefulness, appreciation, and passion to continue making videos. Thanks Bud!

[@Blazefire200903]

the bit he was trying to escape is like launching a product but you remember a bug you should of fixed lol

[@Moarb1d]

I don't see coffee.

[@dickylou711]

+Moarb1d dang! How could I forget that!

[@jaelbutler7966]

Lol, my thoughts exactly.

[@BarakaAndrew]

this kinda programmer will write pretty bad codes

[@dickylou711]

yeah..he himself is bad codes..

[@sabatheus]

SELECT supportive_comment FROM comments WHERE video_rating = 'Fucking Awesome'

[@dickylou711]

Appreciate it!!!

[@firdousProgrammer]

;

[@Yan-ew6cv]

Each time someone print codes, a part of me dies.

[@ntvisigoth]

#define false 1 #define true 0 The great debugging is forever! )

[@PlanetAi1]

He captured it perfectly! How does he know our secrets, he knows to much...

[@dickylou711]

jake mcintyre hahah. Yeah exactly!

[@conatcha]

thank you for spoiling the whole short movie in the description.

[@dickylou711]

+Tigran Khazhakyan it was from a long time ago for a school project, let me look into those....

[@MaiPham-cu5vg]

+dickylou711 loved it! question: what music is did you feature? it's so beautiful

[@dickylou711]

awwww~~thanks Mai~~Great question! It was an academic work we did a long time ago...Couldn't recall..

[@projectjt3149]

FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT? Dude, this is the best "low-budget" film I've seen so far. I mean that in a good way.

[@AP-lw4rw]

I started drinking hot water every morning after watching this

[@techgana1663]

#programmer life is very Amizing..>=

[@deadlypendroppingby]

I watched the video first and then read the description - i totally didn't get that! LOL But the video at least makes some sense now :D

[@dickylou711]

deadlypendroppingby thanks buddy! Will do better later on!

[@vinayseth1114]

dickylou711 hey no- you did a fantastic job! :)

[@dickylou711]

+Vinay Seth Thank you!! Sorry for da late reply ~~

[@vinayseth1114]

+dickylou711 No probs- keep making great stuff ! :)

[@psuedoFRE4K]

I love how you included pretty much the whole lot of what's necessary for this to actually run.

[@mikeanthony589]

The real question is, can I create a program that enables Chuck Norris to enforce the law in the entire universe by breathing?

[@thomasmizzi5310]

if programming was only typing code all the time...

[@nirvayathapa8795]

This guy is the man of no time.And additionally it looks like he doesn't have much time due to his boss..

[@altaccount648]

Clicking one, writing other.. makes sense.

[@TheJunipera]

What makes it realistic is how he talks to the girl

[@xrxt0]

Oh this was really nice. Good job! :D

[@GP-ez5ms]

I love films where programmers don't press space while writing code.

[@svyat3181]

System.out.println("Cool");

[@blizaga3]

i dont wanna be a programmer forever.

[@AnthonyMcqueen1987]

Great video like the silent hill reference at the end. Programmers Unite !

[@dickylou711]

Thank ya for liking da details!

[@HazardEdit]

MessageBox.Show("great video!"); this.Close();

[@MrGeekYass]

good

[@Akio33342]

public class comment { /** *@param args */ public static void main (String [] args) { System.out.println("Indeed");

[@MrGeekYass]

System.out.println("GoooD Akio but you forgot this ==>"}" lool ");

[@MrGeekYass]

Gabriel Pulido :D lol i just Forgot that ;)

[@TechnoFilipino]

Error in line 1 "MessageBox" is not in tge field 😂😂

[@dickylou711]

Thank you so much for your kind comment!!!

[@krellin]

174 programmers disliked this, sorry 175

[@dickylou711]

+Vachagan Balayan lol thanks for the polite dislike buddy~~~~ motivation to do it better yayaya!

[@salomonmartinez3874]

I liked this vid. Nice job on the vid editing. Good shit !!

[@abdulrockman3992]

db errorMsg "Error 404: Girlfriend Not Found" MOV DS, ES MOV AX, DS MOV CX,errorMsg INT 21H

[@majklzumberi1761]

Al-mujahedeen Salahadeen oh god assembly :#

[@RevcioGra]

Guys, guys, what is the song name at 4:12? I recognize it from somewhere but i cant rember it. Its killing me.

[@ejancorpuz]

I can relate to this. I mixed

[@weisenheimer4955]

me too.. >_

[@aewens]

It's going fine for me. She keeps me motivated.

[@DanielNistrean]

yeah bullshit, also you make lifestyle look boring and reality is so much different :D

[@drjosephfarah]

***** I agree. I think the video is well made and certainly well directed, and I hope he got a great grade on the project, but this makes our lifestyle look like some kind of repetitive, boring, monotonous routine. We're not trapped, we're certainly not confined to a precise schedule...and we certainly don't find a problem at 3pm avery day, solve it in ten seconds, and then move one. We're not robots, we program them! In the description it says "inspired by programmer's life"....which programmer? I feel sorry for him/her...

[@dickylou711]

+Nistrean Daniel great attitude! I agree. Life is all about enjoying! programming is fun.

[@dickylou711]

+Joseph Farah haha. thanks for the comment! glad you said it's well-directed! lol!!! Agreed it's a little too boring and definitely having room to improve! Looking back seeing this already-4-year-old project, a lot learned! It's what we see and realize along da way! trust me, we are always getting better.

[@DanielNistrean]

Life is fun if you're doing what you love.

[@braindeveloperdimensional5579]

it was back in 90s when programmers wrote assembly code. It was a repeated work and there was no way to copy and paste work so there is huge difference between now and then and they have shown the true reality of corporate companies. This culture is still followed in china, they give extra work when workers are free.

[@dickylou711]

//thank you for the comment bro!

[@kristofsimon8901]

trough all the creative comments in program codes, I really would like to see a full time movie like this $_$

[@OrangeBroom]

That keyboard....WHY:

[@vibovitold]

it's so boring i'd rather code in Cobol or debug regular expressions than watch it

[@dickylou711]

Thank you so much!!

[@timcook3410]

see? right there that's the bad thing about being a programmer it gets boring after a some time unless u work for google, microsoft, facebook or amazon or another big company where u can learn something new each day.

[@dickylou711]

+ tim cook :) good thing is there's always problem to solve using code, no matter where lol

[@Yetoob8lWuxUQnpAahSqEpYkyZ]

Those are the companies where it gets boring, it's shitty open source software that you'll slave away for hours for something you'll never get paid for that will make your code sex to any peeling eyes.

[@MightyPhalus]

Wow! That was excellent cinematography.

[@rektal6741]

What a bullshit. I want 5 minutes of my life back.

[@dickylou711]

Sorry for my bad "customer service" ... wish I could have free return... >_< ... Thank you so much for your precious time. If there are some parts you would suggest me to change..what will those be? :) it'll be really helpful!!! thank you!!

[@rektal6741]

dickylou711 since the whole thing is utter nonsense, I suggest deleting it and finding a different hobby.

[@braant5856]

well shit if i wouldn't have read the description before watching the entire movie maybe that would've been a twist

[@dickylou711]

Considering change the description...thoughts? :D

[@otheraw5659]

Watch OUT. Girl is a bug 4 your life LOL. Great Video Bro!

[@zed908]

i hate my life :/

[@nikyabodigital]

Wow so deep !! Damn.

[@VVVV-zg8kw]

ok... what was the massage of this movie..... "Love is time time wasting for being a programmer"

[@HezronBarnabas]

The main character is just a program, and the girl's a bug, the boss is the real programmer :)

[@dickylou711]

print("Best comment and compliment i have ever seen! thank you!!")

[@Matthew28colon19]

I saw the first shot of the computer and thought it was VB. You scared me for a second.

[@thararajashekar1699]

Nice intro music, please tell from where the music is taken.

[@onlylikenerd]

string emotion; void main() { emotion = "good" cout

[@dickylou711]

//nice comment! Thanks buddy!

[@redawn_vlogs]

Runtime error :p

[@aashusah6522]

error: expected ';' before 'cout'

[@BradenBest]

>> error: unknown type name "string" >> warning: main defined as `void()` with unspecified argument list >> error: emotion undeclared (see error 1) >> error: unexpected identifier "cout" (expected ';') >> error: unknown symbol "cout" should be: #include int main(void) { std::string emotion = "good"; std::cout

[@BradenBest]

+Yetoo There are way more problems with OP's code than what you mentioned, but for now, I'll just correct your second snippet: #include #include namespace my_shitty_program { std::string emotion = "good "; }; int main(void){ char *shia_labeouf = (char *)0x0; ++*shia_labeouf; std::cout

[@matter2684]

0.25. the tune seems like, "idhar chala me udhar chala" from "koi mil gaya" movie.

[@spencerorpilla7360]

wow he is real good programmer....amazing.....

[@dickylou711]

Spencer Orpilla thanks! :)

[@dickylou711]

You got it! That was my favorite movie. I just like the clock ticking. :)

[@elitedabber]

character_name = “John” print (“Hello “ + character_name “! “) print (“Great video!”)

[@dickylou711]

Thank you!!

[@eca3101]

its because the code gets translated into that

[@astral6749]

The way they hit enter makes it looks like they're messaging each other.

[@conman2317]

me programmer, think smart, copy paste from google searches...

[@dickylou711]

hahah! epic!

[@alexman128]

Yeah from stack overflow lol

[@HomerationVP]

ReliveTheDream You can copy your ass off stackOverflow, but when the application gets serious we serious programmers will be laughing our heads off as the others don't adapt and understand that code and spend months trying to make it run, am I wrong? ;) it's all about understanding the code!

[@HomerationVP]

ReliveTheDream First state how much you know in terms of programming, then start telling people it's easy.

[@conman2317]

HomerationVP the fact that you get paid fuck all, and 80% of your jobs are outsourced to India speaks for itself.

[@dickylou711]

wow, that's a good call! we should have given the space bar a close shot ha.

[@MultiDevan13]

int dislikes = 182; String stupid_array[] = new String[dislikes]; for(int i = 0;i < stupid_array.length; i++){ stupid_array[i] = "I bet you can't understand this, bitches"; System.out.println(stupid_array[i]); }

[@0xc0ffee_]

MultiDevan13 retty hard coding. Be roud of yourself while i'm making a 10k lines of code game.

[@MultiDevan13]

Patryk Kotarski cool what kind of game you make?

[@0xc0ffee_]

Singleplayer/Multiplayer server-client based smartphone 2d game.

[@MultiDevan13]

oh. cool.. currently I only make singleplayer desktop games.. but i want to get into multiplayer

[@0xc0ffee_]

What do you develop with?

[@NorthMan014]

#include int main( ) { void message( ); } void message( ){ printf("this video is awesome "); } // find out the error

[@YabinyaStudio]

He not a programmer because he not drink a coffee.. LOL

[@Ninjetika]

4:01 The Silent Hill music made this a 10 out of 10!

[@dickylou711]

Thank you man! !

[@MiguelMartinez-yj7yu]

Guys, serious question: why do I read a lot that c++ is really had, but it's not for me. (Not trying to be arrogan at) all I'm using is "using namespace std" please don't respond if you're gonna reply with a stupid remark.

[@dickylou711]

Thank you man!

[@arveensiddiqui7918]

This is how Programmers are treated.......but i will be another kind of programmer..which will give a world a new programming language,do not worry...

[@SilverMiraii]

I don't have any doubts about learning javascript, I'll keep learning. I just wanted to learn a more generalist language too. So thank you for your advice I'll start learning c++ or c#.

[@obinnaakunne8321]

nice movie. i am quite good in html and css but trying to learn java before going to college any advice?

[@PeterBarnesandjelly]

pick up a nice book about java and start reading. Also online resources are fantastic. If you're going to go to college about it, start by hand coding before turning to IDEs and learn how the java compiler works on your machine.

[@obinnaakunne8321]

Peter Barnes thank you very much

[@dickylou711]

agree with Peter Barnes buy a book and create something by following those samples

[@Sichuanbeef]

Yeah, the examples in the book are really useful. Type those out, and maybe try to make small edits to it as well that use the info from previous chapters to build up a memory of different objects.

[@AP-lw4rw]

So he was a game developer who would print his code (no pun intended) on paper?

[@theor7281]

Hello!! I see that some people who commented here are programmers.. Do you know any good beginner guides for python? I googled it but the guides were so hard to understand

[@techklutz1225]

You may go to- www.codecademy.com/de/tracks/python

[@theor7281]

Iftekharul Tanjim Thank you very much

[@mjprjpt7424]

You don't need girlfriend you need a good IDE

[@giocogames]

program seeComments; var mood:string; begin if mood = 'pissed off' then begin beAss(mood); end. end.

[@dickylou711]

Sorrrry about that...>_

[@manjeetkauruppal3357]

if(programmer==love) { echo "get out"; } else { echo" wow my robo....."; }

[@MadeByJDcom]

This reminds me of the game, the Stanley parable

[@dickylou711]

ha, good call, let me try to play that one.

[@TheStaticable]

Me too it's so much like it but with an Asian And no totalbiscuit like commentator

[@dickylou711]

Thank you! yes! I was about to show the girl as a virus came from real life to the code world. if I had chance to redo it, I will think twice.

[@dickylou711]

your comment is art too!!! Thank you!!!

[@Louthsk8er]

I really dont know why people think that programming is a load of 101010100101010111101010101010101001100101010

[@HomerationVP]

system.out.println("Very, very nice.... But what happens in the end? :/ any hints anyone?"); /* no typos in there, it's an escape character in case someone doesn't see it*/

[@harrischan9759]

public static void main(String[] args) { String str_1 = "Don't "; String str_2 = "fk "; String str_3 = "up "; String str_4 = "with "; String str_5 = "programmers. "; System.out.println(str_1 + str_2 + str_3 + str_4 + str_5); }

[@dickylou711]

Thank you so much~~~ your nice words are much more impressive to me!!

[@dickylou711]

thank you man~~! Glad you like it~

[@MaxPSVR]

Who else was waiting for her to rip off the guys code and screw him over for a promotion. No? Just me? Ok I have a cynical mind.

[@dickylou711]

+maxious22 me! me! me！ good idea!

[@zoellazayce6796]

Poor guy :c, Has to use an inferior membrane keyboard....

[@IamPCGaming]

The old boy references are too damn high!!!!!!

[@dickylou711]

Thank you Adam!!!

[@altaccount648]

Please don't be java, please don't be java, please don't be java... It's java.