programming war crimes 1

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

the " if True == False " one is just when your completely out of ideas for what's causing the code to not work and want to check if the computers just fucked.

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

fr

[@badatvideogames-x6d]

agree

[@Luukas153]

true = False false = True got me laughing so hard lol

[@cheesepop7175]

I was gonna make a joke about version control but I was afraid noone would GIT it.

[@cryora]

Try me. I might get it.

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

ah

[@amitdec97]

Making a joke about version control will be a crime to commit

[@Phenom0100]

I was a TA in grad school for an intro programming course using C++. I can tell you I was thoroughly confused while looking at other student's code. I've had to help students with their assignments as well as grade their assignments. I would get code that would be hanging on by a thread and would somehow work unless you throw in a specific test case! There are plenty of warcrimes when it comes to students who have never programmed before especially in C++.

[@Tobestuckornottobe]

0:08 Truly more efficient than health+=defense-damage

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

true

[@Ernad1]

and what if defense is more than damage? you just gain health? lol

[@Tobestuckornottobe]

@@Ernad1 either wrap it with a if, or use a clamp(defense-damage,0). I don't remember the exact syntax

[@Ernad1]

@@Tobestuckornottobe yeah sounds about right i was just pointing it out because it was funny

[@Tobestuckornottobe]

@@Ernad1 Yeah, ik.

[@RDewberry]

0:20 wtf.

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

oh my god the second ever commenter just commented btw warcrimes part3 about to release

[@RDewberry]

​@MutasimosDoesProgramming I did not know that there was a programming war crimes 2, thanks for telling me.

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

@@RDewberry warcrimes part 3 released 16 hrs ago

[@pearajahanbegum937]

😂😮😮

[@mtunixic]

The first one is wild 😭😭 (You forgot to add sude before rm -rf in the unix ver btw)

[@macromicro1715]

Sometimes you just got to tie an endless loop to random commands, keep the users on their toes.

[@Waffrior]

First one if you guessed wrong..

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

gl xd

[@Brewmasters-thefunni]

where is "act --literal (self destruct)" i run python in my brain

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

what is "act --literal"

[@joelforeyan424]

cmon, arial as text font isn't that bad for coding. it's like the font that's used in 90% of the website I visit often

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

you my sir, don't know why we use monospaced fonts for coding. are you even a programmer?

[@joelforeyan424]

I sometime use impact font too, it's comfy for my eyes

[@danreysandiego]

i use webdings

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

WH-WHAT? try comicmono its nice

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

you hate yourself?

[@eracrit]

evility

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

i know right

[@DepleuerAct]

nice try diddy

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

what

[@Yehor-v7y]

​@@MutasimosDoesProgramming *YOU*

[@mcprice3640]

​@@MutasimosDoesProgrammingyou got caught Diddy !

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

what do you mean

[@MR.S_GAMING_BS]

python rip

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

fr

[@Wkaelx]

Where meth?

[@MutasimosDoesProgramming]

what O_O