Could a Vtuber Help Cook in Person?

We couldn't find a power drill for our potatoes....
Myself & PotasticP attempted to cook some delicious (AND PERFECTLY SAFE FULLY COOKED FOOD!!!) together! The silverware just kept phasing through my hands but I am very very happy PotasticP was there to help make some of Melody's famous Cilantro Crab Potatoes!!! If you guys want to see another cooking stream please comment the food & its ingredients! (I think I can figure out the rest :)
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[@ProjektMelody]

Melody's Special Cilantro Crab Potatoes! - Potato - Crab - Cilantro - Power Drill - Oven @ 375F??

[@deadmanwalking971]

Rest in peace, MxR...

[@mung01re]

I made this recently. It turned out eldritch.

[@Blazing32]

thanks mello XD

[@Hebhdiwedh]

Yummy yummy cilantro yummy! Yeah!

[@Avetho]

@@mung01re You had a good time though, right? Tell me... Did the Great Dreamer at least duel you in a grand game of 10-Dimensional Chess? Tell me you at least learned how to contact them for a rematch?

[@laurence7246]

I will never get over how adorable Mel is when she says “bagel”

[@TheAyanamiRei]

I think you mean bahgel =P

[@DerWahreFussl]

Its unfortunate that the "nooo" was cut; mel is so sweet there ^^

[@MinZilla]

baggle

[@EzekiesAcheron]

@@TheAyanamiRei baggle

[@TheAyanamiRei]

@@EzekiesAcheron Oh? Is that how she says it?

[@blueripper1558]

Nothing like drinking and cooking, you begin hallucinating a small anime girl sitting in the corner

[@azrael_angel_of_death]

wait are you telling me melody is no real? what even is real anymore??

[@cavalierliberty6838]

@@azrael_angel_of_death my love for you. Will you marry me?

[@azrael_angel_of_death]

@@cavalierliberty6838 uhmmm no? I can take you to hell if you want to....

[@HExtraordinaire]

@@azrael_angel_of_death damn, that escalated quickly

[@Darmani2MB]

@@azrael_angel_of_death that sounds like a date

[@smilinmenacediecast]

The way she said “Bagel” at 18:48 gave me life.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Not bagel but bAgl.

[@decepticonmecha]

The way she just speaks in general.

[@dilligaf9282]

Oh, they chopped the scene up. Bummer.

[@kkhlufris]

@@dilligaf9282 yeah, what happened there was really cute

[@Maxtrius145]

It doesn’t sound weird to me lol, I thought bay-gel was in th minority

[@Gameboy-kl8br]

Minus points we didn't get embarrassed Mel saying "No..." to if she says Bag'l

[@alexnoman1498]

"..........................................no........?" "Do you like sesame bahgels?" "YES!" That entire conversation was gold xD

[@laurenbauman3517]

i feel a little bit robbed ngl

[@tricatmeows]

theres a whole other video anyways, no worries

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

and that cute whine after xD

[@infinitelifeline2432]

Plot twist: The alternate title will be "Melody is distracting the Panda Queen as Lord Immersion is "reviewing" Skyrim mods"

[@21Raph___A]

Ah, yes, my favorite kind of bread: *the bag'll*

[@Avetho]

The bag'll... what? The bag'll what? WHAT WILL THE BAG DO, LEBOWSKI?! TELL ME!

[@EzekiesAcheron]

Baggle

[@MonochromeTrouble]

When it's done, is it a bagn't?

[@HellaKaiser]

why would you cut out the shy "no" in the bagel part?? it was absolutely adorable and cute as hell :(((

[@MelniaShadow]

Just watch the full vod on her vod channel

[@Circ00mspice]

@@MelniaShadow That's the problem

[@mallows9779]

Whats her vod channel?

[@manic_misfit9722]

@@mallows9779 Projekt Melody Twitch Archive

[@TheSteam02]

"Actually" is now a trigger word for Melody.

[@generic6099]

Akchuwally

[@pingu7910]

Y

[@KujoMakoto]

Melody: Bahgel Jini: you are the most precious thing in the world

[@TiggySL]

The botched spelling of Jeannie's name brought me a solid 12 seconds of giggles for zero reason

[@KujoMakoto]

@@TiggySL finally!! I was waiting for ppl to comment on that...i leave the spelling there on purpose! Bless your soul thomas

[@BattleSpew]

We need more of Mel's baggles.

[@nickjackify]

Ha... ʲⁱⁿⁱ ˡᵒˡ

[@Euthanasia-rc1pm]

'ᴶⁱⁿⁱ' spelt like that sounds like the name someone gives their dog. . .

[@HyperK7]

This visually almost rivals Haachama. There's definitely better stuff, but also things that make me want to enlist Mel in a cooking class. But Mel saying bagl negates it somewhat.

[@supernova00500]

A Project Melody X Haachama colab would be lit! Also, Quite terrifying....

[@JainZar1]

@@supernova00500 Haachama X Mel X Ramsay Collab.

[@silverrey7379]

@@JainZar1 "IT'S FUCKING RAW!" "GOMENASAI GORDON-SAN!" I assume it would be even worse than that

[@VelaiciaCreator]

Henry took that cookie like a champ.

[@MrRourk]

Hours of Practice I'm sure.

[@instinctrules2969]

if this was Jeannie's cooking he would murdered her

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

4:34 She went through the trouble of putting a cup in her right hand, still drinks with her left

[@orochiran]

In this episode of Hell's kitchen: Virtual anime waifu food poisons a panda

[@mikeybud3501]

@H B What is this slander on Mel's undeniable beauty?

[@Nightrise2000]

It's like driving past a train wreck. It's horrible but you just can't stop watching. :) Two thumbs WAY up!

[@yugoxgc]

"I'm gonna get creative" Like 1min later "Do you have a Hammer?" That's my kind of creativity xD

[@sodiumpomegranade1161]

when melody finally had a body, she's gonna open a restau---- hardware shop, definitely a hardware shop.

[@mrprick4693]

This is just perfect cuz Im living alone for 3 days, wish me luck guys. I might die, I might survive but most likely I will screw something up

[@Emerald_Knight]

That sounds very depressing

[@Killobot42]

O7 remember add the peanut butter to the toast with a little bit of honey.

[@MrRourk]

Uber Eats

[@ThundaUsagi]

Wait so, three days are almost up, did the young legend survive? Or did they end up a failure to his ancestors

[@mrprick4693]

@@ThundaUsagi I lived, epic

[@707paws8]

Everyone else: mel can't cook/ PROTECT THE MEL CINNAMON BUN!! me: henry legit took a bite of that cookie and didn't even blink saying "good job pretty good" This man is a god and jeannie is completely confused by the raw power of Henry eating Cayenne and not even getting a drink

[@AlexIliev.spARTan]

Henry the absolute Chad likes the spicy "cookie" lol

[@1wayroad935]

The way Melody talks just takes away all my sadness

[@Baelor_uwu]

“Cook along with Jeannie and Mel” sounds like a Prime Time show, and I’m down for it!

[@tjelliott8517]

I would love to see more of these cooking shows with Mel and PotasticP Please do another one in the future, if Potastic survives

[@vincentfrick6880]

I have seen to much D&D after she takes a bite I hear the voice of the DM say. "I need you to make a CON save.".

[@randomstuff6355]

Ngl, it seems like Mel is in need of maybe one or two cooking lessons. probably from someone else than me tbh, most of my cooking skills come from the camping and from from the army, which is basically "whatever, its good enough" for the most part. tbh. On a sidenote, i can say from experience that drunk cooking is the best kind of cooking.Edit Number 2: Mel wont read this anyway probably, but Mels vids and streams are one of the only things that keep me going, Kitchen Duty in the army is hell

[@megameme29]

Gordan Ramasay: I fear no food but that (the recipes in the video) they flipping scare me.

[@jackbolregard]

Q: Could a Vtuber help cook in person? A: No.

[@cjnf11]

You don't cook in person silly, you cook in oven.

[@user-qy1yz8yn2q]

@@cjnf11 🤣

[@Christopher-N]

In the next episode, Melody talks down a commercial airliner. "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

[@vincentfrick6880]

@@Christopher-N I'm hoping to see the upcoming Melody helps a blind person drive.

[@atomicrenegade7388]

This was a great stream, filled with cute and hilarious moments. I especially love the "baggle" moment

[@dji7732]

This is hilarious and terrifying all at the same time.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Jeannie is so classy, with such a refined palette, always eating and making the finest of- "i liek t' eat RAW SPAM" - Jeannie, undoing all of the above with one sundry confession

[@lucky_ramen9803]

*Expect The Unexpected*

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

@@lucky_ramen9803 Well, to be honest, I thought the thumbnail said "sip and coom" and I really wasn't sure what to expect at that point.

[@delimiter2886]

Mel: "I'm gonna level with you, I have never seen how people make cookies" Me: "Why is there a weird liquid in my eyes"

[@Blazing32]

this just proves that mel should never cook food XD

[@megameme29]

I mean, she said she's made pancakes, that's something. 😅

[@Christopher-N]

But Gawr Gura can blacken broccoli (tip: never cook while taking a shower).

[@yuukitaiyou]

She managed to set a virtual kitchen on fire...if that is any indicator....

[@lorenzoteague8445]

Ngl, Mel had a good idea with the potato but they were too far gone to work it right...... 😄 As a former commercial & military cook myself, a little creativity in the kitchen can be pretty fun and tasty. (Only if you do it SOBER!!) The gals had a good time and the Salmon was done, at least....😅😅😅😅 Great stuff, Mel!!! Just please...... NEVER, NEVER, EVER think about doing anything cooking with 'a certain Vtuber' with BASIC skills?!? It will KILL US ALL!!! 😰😰😰🙏🙏🙏

[@DerMUE1]

Ahhh finally, the pure extract of the essence from this wholesome and life-affirming stream... Deliceous!!! 👍👍👍

[@ferrousoxcide393]

In todays cooking show, Melody's incompetency gets PotasticP drunk.

[@AerosZeroM78]

Highlight of this video is when Mel says "Bahgel".

[@EzekiesAcheron]

baggle

[@Maxtrius145]

Normal pronunciation lol

[@faustothinus3744]

I need this to be a weekly/monthly thing!!! It's so great!!

[@MrNorker77]

A weekly Panda/Mel drinking stream, yay!

[@chrisa6212]

"Try the potato!" *CRONCH!*

[@funnyvalentinetimelost9418]

Melody is just in a whole new level

[@dhdragon555]

See I LOVE the editing for this video!!! I feel like nowadays every joke has a meme edit behind it and it just gets so overdone. But these girls are ENTERTAINING and don't need the memes to be entertaining. And i think the edit of this stream really brought out the dynamic that these two have without any memes or cheap tricks to get the funny haha moments. 11/10 would give Jeannie food poisoning again

[@AhHereWeGo]

Mel AND Jeannie?! Awesome. Jeannie is half a white claw in…. And already buzzed? Little bit of a huge lightweight. I’m sure somewhere in that house, there is an apple coring tool…… why did nobody think of that for the potato holes

[@the.ghost.behind.u]

Idk why but the way Mel says things like rapid paced excitedly n repeats it is adorable. Her voice in general is too fuckin cute

[@sweetscheme]

Patisserie(dunno how to pronounce it): someone who make desserts and pastries. I once got offered a job as a patisserie at a fine dining restaurant so those are my baked goods making credentials.

[@delimiter2886]

Mel: "You gave me an experience that I've never had, ... ... which is to cook" Yea... we could tell Kappa

[@lunaria7067]

a collab between the legendary PotasticP, the creator of the Skyrim Recorder mod, The Queen of Pandas and Immersion and the illustrious Project Melody (does she have any special titles?) is guaranteed to be amazing

[@UndeadBasti]

I worked as a chef for 4 years.. This video gave me 3 strokes and a minor heart attack 😐

[@legendarysaga66]

JEANNIE AND MEL!! and they still have the audacity to say that avengers was the greatest crossover

[@theonlyonealone]

I need Gordon Ramsey to react to this

[@catman9222]

I need Hachama to.

[@brognog1145]

@@catman9222 haachama and Gordon's ramsay collab

[@Bob.Roberts]

He'd be like "those potatoes are fucking RAW!"

[@catman9222]

@@Bob.Roberts "WHERE IS THE MAPLE SAUCE?"

[@privatelisting366]

Uncle Roger needs to see this.

[@Differently_Sane]

When mel started naming the ingredients, I knew this was gonna go horribly wrong very quickly...

[@brianher67]

I like how Henry is like heck no gotta call the pros! 😄 10:43

[@lordpaws]

This reminds me of that place where 2 oceans meet but don't mix. Wholesome and unwholesome peacefully existing together.

[@shadowknight4696]

never before have I been so confused about baking, like sometimes I'm like that seems wrong, but then I think "what if mel's just doing something different," I've never had an existential crisis over baking cookies before so good job, I've baked lots of cakes, muffins and cookies, and you managed to make even the normal stuff seem like it was the wrong thing to do.

[@Charon85Onozuka]

Anyone else accidently misread the title as "Could a Vtuber Help Cook a Person?" I was wondering who they were going to put into the oven.

[@silverrey7379]

Well, Zentreya is a dragon, so she technically can burn a person alive, thus cooking him

[@JcBravo8]

Henry.

[@Christopher-N]

@@silverrey7379: In the Xanth novels by Piers Anthony, the Gap Dragon-Stanley-cooks his prey with jets of steam (hence the name bestowed upon him).

[@silverrey7379]

@@Christopher-N so glad his name isn't "Asscrack"

[@titanemp]

Henry's distrust of the cooking is wise. many a man was done in by 5 minutes of stove top salmon. syrup... I knew it would include two of the pancake staples. flour, and syrup. also those arn't cookies. those are over made pancakes.

[@whazzup_teacup]

Drinking and cooking goes well together. I once boiled potatoes for an entire night because I was so drunk I forgot about them and went to sleep. All the water had evaporated and the bottom of the pan was all black when I woke up. At least some of the potatoes were edible.

[@exturkconner]

"I'm going to double fist it! Oh gosh it's spraying everywhere" boing.

[@TheyCalledMeT]

i'm not sure if i should laugh or cry .. on so many scenes of this video .. damn :( i'm amazed you both are still alive with all limbs and fingers xD

[@fergabmmx]

that potato made a .... Apple bite sound ... that cant be good

[@Snakedude4life]

Mel gets turned up (FT a panda) We need Melody to do more cooking streams. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek! 🇭🇰🇺🇸

[@laboon344]

Mr snakedude how's it going ?

[@Snakedude4life]

@@laboon344 Yo, Just another day in paradise.

[@laboon344]

@@Snakedude4life glad to hear 🙂

[@Confron7a7ion7]

It's comforting knowing that Mel cooks as well as I do.

[@MrRourk]

She dates, She cooks, and she curses what can't Mel Do?

[@jbeardahelwrongwitchu9313]

as a line cook with years of experience.... this hurts and heals me at the same time..... i scream at the cooking process but the comedy sooths the pain but only slightly

[@SeismicCharges77]

Omg, they were amazing together! This video was so good, lol

[@redghost0168]

JEANNIE + MEL= CUTENESS OVER 900000 WE NEED A JEANNIE + FROOT ROSS STREAM AND A VEIBAE + HENRY ONE TOO

[@neathendboss1]

Good to know if I hear Mel's voice near a kitchen I shouldn't trust any food that comes out of it. I don't cook much but this is on a whole other level.

[@rngsmiles3979]

I have done quite a bit of cooking in the past and I gotta say. This entire video gave me anxiety, so many dangerous things occurred. I am proud of the potato for not getting hurt.

[@rpgaholic8202]

As someone who is more familiar with PotasticP (a.k.a. Jeannie), I've seen this video referenced over the bagel pronounciation, but drunk cooking is fun to watch. ---- "I think your potato is broken because it sounds like an apple." Well, taking French classes I know they call a potato an "apple of the earth."

[@amgism]

Mel is just too adorable XD

[@chadgrierson49]

*hears green greens theme* Matt and Pat, they’re best friends who play together. Laughing and sharing and junk. One is nice, and the other one is less nice, but who wouldn’t love Matt and Pat. Best friends play together 😭😭

[@dacid44]

Why does this (especially the power tools part) give me such strong Modern Rogue vibes

[@No-uc6fg]

Ba-gull, the true way to say Bagel. Thanks, Mel.

[@wautavin]

That whole thing about pancakes in the beginning is true. Not everyone can make them. More specifically, good ones. My mother is a great cook. She hates doing it, but shes really good at it. My father doesnt cook as often, but he's nowhere on her level. His cooking is decent though. Where he shines though, is in his pancakes. He follows this really special recipe he and his family made, using I think a mixture of coconut oil along with other things to make the pancakes taste like heaven. And for a very long time my mom tried her best to recreate those same pancakes, because whenever she tried to make them they never compared to how good his were. She never could. To this day she still can't. And she doesn't know why. Thats why in my family, we never eat pancakes unless he's cooking them.

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

The start reminds me of old berserk. Guts: Ah shut up. The alcohol will disinfect me from the inside! Hawk Raider: Ha ha, that sounds like good medicine!

[@koala1769]

Got this randomly recommend to me, never really watch both of them but my god this is really entertaining

[@dobber43]

This was pretty dang funny I want a part 2!! Also henry saying why he didn't trust their cooking and good job to the cayenne cookie were some hilarious cameos.

[@jackcassidy9963]

Mel making a bowl of cereal: I should pour a little bit of cinnamon into this and put it in the oven, then put it in the freezer, take it out, wait for it to defrost, dip it in barbecue sauce, and boom I'm done

[@metalteuffel2484]

Pizza soup. 2 cans of tomato soup (or more if it's for alot of people) 1 bag of noodles (shells or elbow macaroni works best) spicey Italian seasoning (it's not hot, it's just a mixture Italian herbs and spices) 1 big bag of shredded mozzarella cheese (sure theres other cheeses that work too) cook the noodles first, I add garlic salt and some of the Italian seasoning to them while they cook (I go by taste, so add how ever much you're comfortable with) after noodles are done, cooked to your preferred tenderness, strain and set aside. Cook the tomato soup according to the directions on the can, add garlic salt and Italian seasoning while its cooking (again add however much to suit your taste) after the soup is done, add in the noodles, again however much you want to add. Stir really good to get the noodles settled in. Right after that, sprinkle some shredded mozzarella on top, dont want to add to much, then stir it into the still hot soup so it melts in with the noodles. Ladle some out in a bowl, sprinkle a little bit more shredded cheese on top and let it set for 5-7 minutes. Soup will cool off but the cheese on top will melt. After that time to eat. Having garlic cheese bread or some kind of Italian breadsticks as a side is a plus, can dip into the soup. Sorry for lack of actual measurements, been making this since I was in 6th grade so I just cook/season it to taste anymore. Tastes great left over since most things tomato based (chilli, spaghetti sauce, etc) tends to age a bit each day while in the fridge. It's basically like spaghetti in a way. You could cook some hamburger to mix in to make beef pizza soup, saute some mushrooms, green peppers, and onions to mix in for a vegetable style pizza soup. Pretty sure whatever ingredients you could put on a pizza would work in this soup.

[@firstswordcorvus7368]

For salmon I've had it with maple syrup and nuts such as almonds, pecans, and cashews. It tastes better than it sounds, but obviously don't try it if you're allergic

[@thebassrogue]

I can make that potato bowl with cilantro and crab into a delicious side dish... I'd chop the cilantro really finely, mix it with the crab, the spring onions, some paprika, salta and pepper. parboil the potato, make the hole, fill it, roll in aluminum foil and bake it for half an hour like 200ºC (idk temperature in ºF lol) and then remove the foil, put some cheese on top and broil it for 5 minutes. It would be really nice

[@grakalockheart2980]

I'm not proud to admit how many times I've watched this whole thing.

[@merryniru]

ngl spring onion does work with sweet stuff. spring onion and peanut butter sandwiches lowkey slap

[@MrMrGarlick]

So wholesome and hilarious. Honestly worried whether Mel has ever cooked for others before.

[@Ygbr-wt7rt]

not gonna lie if this all was cooked right i bet it would be delicious maybe double bake the potatoes and deep fry the salmon. now what would be funny is mel playing cooking simulator while Potasticp gives her instructions.

[@friscofiacso2375]

I feel like I'm watching a person bake with a Disney cartoon.

[@undeadgentalmen]

In the first few seconds, I recalled Jeannie went to medical school. Training well spent.

[@mackamilosci]

It's been like 17 years since I saw Jeannie and Henry in a cooking video on youtube. Nice.

[@sweetscheme]

I learned from watching this that: PotaticP knows some cool recipes that I would not have thought of myself. Also learned that Melody is adorable, wholesome and has no clue how to cook in the slightest.

[@thumper302]

This stream was so fun! I hope this type of stuff happens more often. Imagine making peekza like this with Mousey!

[@swordkingx4874]

Someone needs to give Mel some head pats, she tried her best. And that's what matters most right?

[@seraphwithatank6535]

"think It's harder than carving a pumpkin" Clearly has forgotten how hard pumpkins can be. When she bit into that potato I heard her sanity break.

[@boingo69]

Best combination of personalities... hands down.

[@Grim_the_Clown]

“I think your potato is broken because it sounds like an apple.” God I love Mel. Never stop. Get you a woman that can cook pancakes. I can’t even reheat nuggets in the microwave without something going horribly wrong.

[@Dominik189]

I swear the bagel thing will follow Melody for ever. Even after the world ends, aliens will watch and laugh to it.

[@MrSJPowell]

Please can we do this again? This was gold. The food was probably death, but the content was gold.

[@sweetscheme]

My train of thought while watching this: -This is going to end badly Melody doesn't know what the ingredients are -Melody didn't know you can eat raw fish. Should I be worried...yeah I'm worried already. -Pretty sure you cook the potato first before smashing or hollowing it out. However this is entertaining and Melody is trying her best. -the spring onion cookie reminds me of an okonomiyaki. which sounds like it works to me too.

[@muttgore9055]

It’s been so long since I’ve seen Henry and Jeannie this is so great

[@johnmanahan3463]

When they showed the final product, I heard boss music. The type that plays when a blonde schoolgirl in Australia attempts to cook. HAACHAMA COOKINGU

[@carlosgarza400]

I don't care how bad it gets Henry made the smartest choice in his life. Also I will use this video to make my next dish but the right way

[@delimiter2886]

I was waiting for this video with great interest Edit: now that I've seen this, I'd like to take this back; remind me to never eat _anything_ that came out of Mels kitchen ....

[@MrMcMusicfeeling]

So we got our self recipies for Canadian Salmon, Candy Hard Potato, and Mystery Three Cookies

[@jasonnix1423]

Cook fish about 10 minutes per inch, turning it halfway through the cooking time. For example, a 1-inch fish steak should be cooked 5 minutes on each side for a total of 10 minutes. Pieces less than 1/2 inch thick do not have to be turned over. I got this information off of Google for you I hope it helps