Prosecutor Taunts Robert Telles for ‘Crazy Coincidence’ Over DNA, Shoes Tying Him to Murder

[@tantelila7464]

He is deeply convinced that he is smarter than everyone else in the courtroom.

[@peztopher7297]

He thinks he's smarter than the jurors.

[@robingagan6288]

Most murderers believe that it seems

[@nnhk0056]

Classic narcissist

[@krispeekream]

@@robingagan6288Jodi arias sure did and look how well that worked out for her 😂

[@Mr_Lightheart]

How could somebody with his intelligence pass a bar exam?

[@titanmma101]

If i had to work with this guy, you'd be watching MY trial on Law&Crime. 🤣🤣

[@MYLAR.]

lmaooo 😭😭

[@kristijones2334]

🤣🤣🤣

[@river8760]

😂👌

[@brandiwilliams9885]

😂😂

[@miaknig3130]

@@titanmma101 you win!!🏆🏆🏆

[@T.Hang11]

He’s insufferable..😒

[@Stroopwaffe1]

No wait, dna under fingernails came from him snooping in his garbage again lolol I'm surprised he never tried to say this, I would of. Obviously never been up for homicide though lolol.

[@jonnehayesjr.9299]

@@Stroopwaffe1Who you are him???

[@miaknig3130]

He is a known rageaholic who is trying not to show how angry he is.

[@abelis644]

​@@miaknig3130 His eyes shoot out rage, sometimes over nanoseconds!

[@darklorddisco]

Imagine being his cellmate

[@cathyprosser1050]

A masterful cross examination of this very guilty and very delusional defendant.

[@m.g.2645]

🎯🎯🎯

[@just.julie.axon.advocate]

Yes! There’s a point where nutty answers just leave me speechless and dumbfounded. I could never think on my feet as well as this lawyer does!

[@wandaalabarces5177]

This guy’s demeanor is just arrogant. Denying his DNA is under the victim’s nail is outrageous.

[@michelle172ct]

He’s a psychopath

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

That’s exactly what he should do

[@pugachevskobra5636]

If that's his defense he should absolutely avoid the witness stand, because that assertion is ridiculous anyway but the absurdity is magnified by a 1,000 times whenever he says it out loud.

[@coryc9040]

If his defense is that he didn't do it what else is he going to say?

[@lauramae.3948]

B

[@onyourcoffeebreak2476]

It should yake the jury 10 minutes to find him guilty.

[@Lez_awake]

He just can’t help himself

[@carolsuescott5017]

I don't think it will take the jury that long

[@jonosay854]

They're gonna wanna the last free meal

[@FaithM1976]

@onyourcoffeebreak2476 Yes, from the evidence presented it should be right after selecting a forman and the first vote. He’s so guilty!

[@karinatrujillo8437]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 exactly.

[@Blazer3434]

what an exhausting narcissist, he knows he is screwed

[@amondt1]

Narcissistic is correct.. it's sickening

[@MrShanester117]

I hope he doesn’t know 😊

[@Simoona]

Uggh, he’s revolting in so many ways. Eew

[@amondt1]

Lol so right😅

[@AnthonyNelms-nh8ko]

You are the other hand are so fine momma

[@ColonizersBlow]

Truly hard to look at him

[@gaylebaker8419]

Can't give a straight answer to any question.

[@marilynsmith365]

"Is water wet?" RT " I had a PB sandwich when my cat scratched me."

[@JDSInc.]

His cellmate will put up with less than 5 minutes of this

[@maplebear6527]

Doesn't always go the way you would assume. Remember, he's capable of taking life.

[@cajunkid337]

There’s always a bigger fish

[@North_West1]

His law degree and ability to write legal motions will be his prison currency.

[@ellafacebooktruecrimecases3644]

😂

[@midnightblue117]

As they say..”Don’t drop the soap”.....

[@jvladcliff4083]

I mean he has to be aware of how badly this is going

[@jeanettecook1088]

Actually, he doesn't. He thinks he's the smartest man in the room. Narcissists live for the false self inside their heads...they will deny reality if it conflicts with the internal self-image. This is why facts don't matter to narcissists whenever it's those facts aren't convenient for them. 🎉

[@gaylebaker8419]

Narcissists are supremely unaware.

[@19Marleymum]

Ppl like him have zero self awareness

[@mmcmann9539]

Some of his mannerisms make me think he does.

[@malcriadamedina5358]

It's not that's they're aware or not but that regardless of how well they think it's going they just March forward. They just keep denying. Look at Scott Peterson still trying to claim innocence.

[@HM-dd3pt]

He is so creepy. I just cant believe his lawyers allowed him to get up there and put on this show.

[@MammyX2]

He is a narcissist, he likely insisted he wanted to testify, I mean after all HE is the smartest person in the room.

[@AL-fl4jk]

I’m sure they spent a lot of energy trying to convince him not to, but it’s a right to testify at your own trial if you want to. The narcissism is strong with this one

[@johnand2329]

He defending him self 😂

[@TheAlbert1A1]

His lawyer is like "easy money, have at it champ"

[@chrisragona3945]

He just thinks he's smarter than everyone else. He's playing Lex Luthor perfectly.

[@patrickpoppy9891]

Why does he think denying everything will acquit him? The jury looks at evidence not "I didn't do it"

[@ouidedbouzoubia858]

Just like amber heard 😂

[@jonnawyatt]

Works for the head criminal, Trump.

[@crossedwires2629]

narcissist

[@cathyprosser1050]

He's banking on just one juror who's life experiences make it easier for them to believe in setting an innocent person up so that he looks guilty. He believes himself to be highly intelligent and able to talk his way out of anything. Even a murder.

[@suicidality2744]

That's the Trump strategy.

[@LisaMacDonald-e2q]

How did he ever get a woman? Yuck

[@iClapBooty]

roberta a ho fr

[@libradan]

Money and power

[@North_West1]

@@libradanhe wasn’t a lawyer when he married either of his wives

[@midnightblue117]

I don’t know, but he has a feminine demeanor about him....ya know?😂

[@y2ksurvivor]

pestering fellow autists

[@davidcostanzo9295]

This is painful to watch

[@mrsapplez2007]

Second hand pain. I am seriously cringing 😂

[@msbigdog1460]

Yeah, just looking at him and watching his fake facial expressions is the most painful. 😂😂

[@Caleb_son_of_God]

I’m not sure who’s more insufferable, him or Sarah Boone. His narcissism is off the charts by a huge magnitude.

[@kristijones2334]

So true!

[@earth-warrior]

I was just going to say the SAME thing!!

[@MISTERLeSkid]

Any day now, he'll change his defense to "the dead reporter was so OBVIOUSLY out to get me that he staged his own murder and made it look like I'm the perpetrator".

[@bbrcummins1984]

This prosecutor is trying not to laugh at his answers .

[@amberm8771]

Same

[@michellebattersby8585]

His cockyness and arrogance is unbelievable 😳

[@broeheemed32]

His entire defense amounts to "I can't hear you!!! I can't hear you!!! La la la!!! La la la!!!"

[@dabearcub]

Trumper’s mo…

[@casechow]

LOL exactly!!

[@insolentish11]

He's just claiming fake news

[@christinecaronnabeard1369]

He really thinks his “relaxed” demeanor-head resting on his clenched hand, tilted head as if in deep contemplation, furrowed brow of intense concentration-is fooling the jury. Liar, liar, pants on fire.

[@Aren-Tibbs]

I love his defense! "I am not sure if or when or how my DNA got under the victim's fingernails, but it's not mine."

[@ms_bronx9219]

Fool 🙄....

[@doom4067]

And they have to have found ONLY his DNA there, or the defense would have run with the other match.

[@hotpotato4027]

If anyones resting face could say ‘I’m better & smarter than you', it belongs to Robert Telles.

[@pcwolfie]

This prosecutor is absolutely amazing.

[@renzog1237]

This dudes creepier than the Psycho guy

[@amondt1]

Thanks, I thought it was just me.

[@Henryfordrobertdole]

Does he realize how akward he is? Especially never removing his hand from his face..

[@carolynsears1710]

Someone on another channel said it best. She said he looks like Elmer Fudd! 😂😂

[@gailkirk4024]

​@car 7:30 olynsears1710 That was me!!!😅😂

[@deeinserenity]

I say this all the time. The first under the chin drives me crazy

[@msbigdog1460]

​@@gailkirk4024 aww, that is so mean!! To poor Elmer! 😂😂

[@gailkirk4024]

@@msbigdog1460 but doesn't he look like Elmer for real??

[@doom4067]

The fun part about this is that the prosecutor couldn't ask all these speculative questions if Telles hadn't introduced the topics during his testimony.

[@britt.any_time]

exactly lmao

[@KarenanneT]

He makes my skin crawl 😖

[@deroxanlit4181]

This trial is somewhat similar to OJ Simpson trial. OJ Simpson left his DNA behind and blood was found in OJ car.

[@amondt1]

I'm with you.. me too

[@marilynsmith365]

Imagine how hard it would be working in an office with him?

[@ritag7306]

Same here

[@ritag7306]

@@marilynsmith365hell

[@shelleyfisher4982]

“Sir, um, I did not ever hang out with Mr. German when he was alive.”

[@North_West1]

Was he deceased the last time you hung out with him?

[@mimiveggie8653]

yeah that was a very weird answer...

[@sansiveria578]

​@@North_West1😂

[@Enoughalready20237]

Very strange answer!

[@Stevros999]

​@North_West1 😂

[@Alayhoo]

He wants us to feel sympathy for him but I feel nothing but embarrassment and disgust over the way his self-importance is deluding him into believing his opinion will overshadow facts in evidence.

[@Aren-Tibbs]

Defendant: "I deny reality and substitute my own."

[@princessbuttercup5928]

I cannot believe anyone was married to this guy. And he had an affair? 🤮🤮🤮

[@midnightblue117]

I wouldn’t be sleeping with this feminine guy. Its a turn off😂

Narcissist get power, and then fools fall for it; so I believe he got some women...these women r narcissists themselves!

[@AtPlay22]

Why would he keep his fist on his chin like that. Its an obvious tell, this guy would lose in poker so bad.

[@Henryfordrobertdole]

Yup. He thinks he's in a position of power because he is SO delusional.

[@zeballos5757]

Pretty “casual” considering he is on trial for murder and is supposed to be on the stand defending himself. Looks like he thinks he’s in a regular ole board meeting.

[@river8760]

It’s a blocking motion (emotions) in body language speak.

[@tbonecooks9244]

@@river8760so correct. It’s a automatic defense mechanism

[@emmamcqueen227]

“Your wearing your little moccasins “- ohh prosecutor what a phrase to get a narcissist of 5”4 going 😂😂

[@sansiveria578]

Bwahhhhh 😂

[@Euyoo412]

Hilarious hahaha

[@nbaoldgirl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marksprinkle]

I thought he was 6'5" and a half.

[@DollarDude]

8:45 His restrained rage reaction to that comment said it all

[@Therapistmind]

“Again I didn’t commit the murder” how many times is he going to say that

[@amondt1]

No one believes he's not guilty

[@lisastribling9766]

It could be a drinking game for every time he says that😂

[@anni610]

@@lisastribling9766Used to play drink- along Dallas when in Uni…never thought I’d be able to play that during trial! Great idea for my next Uni reunion! 😂

[@doom4067]

Repetition is a manipulation tactic.

[@joes.4149]

Why did they keep asking him these questions if he didn’t kill him.

[@sapete1936]

This revolting thing must be removed from public to protect normal decent people. It is obviously a massive egotist and is entitled to the extreme, incredibly dangerous.

[@shachrist977]

And yet look at the job he was given? Over other people "below him"! How does someone complained about so many times even stay in their business position? Whomever makes these decisions are over-educated--in other words, ferduh!

[@Rob22511]

I like this prosecutor. I don't usually say that but he keeps his cool and just points out the facts.

[@lottikokonut1250]

doesn't he look like Rob Schneider?

[@m.g.2645]

✨ Attorney Christopher Hammer is brilliant. Go watch him in the Thomas Randolph😉

[@m.g.2645]

*Christopher Hamner

[@lottikokonut1250]

@@m.g.2645 he did hammer telles😁

[@amondt1]

He's great.. I've watched him before

[@britt.any_time]

He is so caught up in trying NOT to seem angry enough to have wanted to kill someone but he forgot to be angry about supposedly having been framed.

[@MrRaw4life]

It’s obvious Robert Telles is being deceptive.

[@Enoughalready20237]

Deceptive is an understatement

[@mattbergseid9196]

His bulbous head is freaking me out......

[@bernimunro1299]

It looks like a bare button with baby oil on lol

[@mrsapplez2007]

​@@bernimunro1299ffs😂😂😂😂😂

[@9ine-fd6zc]

Reminds me of a giant head of Ronald Regan that someone brought to Pawn Stars to sell

[@duchessmartinez2035]

OMG the shoes in his house have his DNA, chopped up under the couch but they were planted? Megamind has lost his mind...... his theory makes no sense.......

[@kaitlanparks8061]

Don’t insult Megamind like that! 😂😂😂

[@kendallevans4079]

He knows his goose is cooked. He's just trying to play it out as long as possible.

[@grngooseputter]

I don’t believe this guy.

[@lynnhobby32321]

I believe him as much as I believe one of my third graders today when he said he didn’t do something and I was looking at him when he did it. 😂😂

[@MrShanester117]

Ya think 😂

[@JamesCM86]

No one does 😂

[@debswatching]

Let’s hope the 12 Jurors don’t believe him either!

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Obviously

[@combatepistemologist8382]

Deny, deny, deny.

[@seaglassjpl1467]

The hand to the chin is a sign of extreme uncomfortableness

[@melissaw6446]

This dude is a clown! This is hilarious!

[@deroxanlit4181]

He might get away with it. This remind me of OJ Simpson trial

[@dianejohnson3857]

Can’t they have his wife testify that those are his shoes under the couch?

[@jeanettecook1088]

She can't be compelled to testify against her husband. 🎉

[@MrShanester117]

You can’t compel a spouse to testify against their husband/wife

[@KimberlyBishh]

I thought she divorced him...

[@Mr.Nobody_97]

Spousal privilege

[@markmayr6151]

This guy is trying to dodge invisible bullets. However, they are spiritually armed. This guy is going down.

[@markmayr6151]

He's got to be wishing he never willingly put himself on that stand.

[@mrsapplez2007]

This guy....he thought he didn't need a lawyer. What a pleb

[@denisegroce7135]

This clown kept all the evidence in his house, such stupidity !

[@alexistrebexis3195]

That prosecutor is lucky Robert Telles was behind bars. The last person who upset him like this was that reporter.

[@waynearbogast6877]

He's 5'5. Comon

[@chrisragona3945]

When you try to beat A murder rap lookin like Lex Luthor or Dr Evil is funny.

[@amberm8771]

He looks like a smaller, less scary Wilson Fisk.

[@magicalcat2000]

Robert Telles forgets that he's not a Jedi, and can't just hand-wave and say, "I didn't do it."🙄

[@auntijen3781]

Chopped Shoe- y

[@Momfia51]

😂😂😂😂

[@sonnestt]

What? No moo go guy pan 😂😂😂😂

[@mrsapplez2007]

😂😂😂😂. Mate😂😂😂😂

[@MajiggerRose]

This prosecutor gets every lawyer’s dream of a Legally Blonde Level cross examination.

[@AnthonyNelms-nh8ko]

Hahahaha my mom was obsessed with that movie. Bend n snap

[@thegutter4047]

I love when the prosecutor says “your little moccasins” 🤣

[@NATALIE-h4d]

Do. Not. Take. The. Stand. In. Your. Own. Defense. Like omg when are y’all gonna learn

[@leifkemp]

I just watched a professional twelve-year-old...this clown NEVER grew up. He just learned the language.

[@shachrist977]

Yes! How did he even keep a job managing other people? I hate jerks like this that are given high positions and are then untouchable!

[@phoenixmerridian9119]

You just know this man made everyone not a fellow narc miserable

[@zeballos5757]

I wonder if any of his family members are in the courtroom. Or who most of the people are on his side of the room. I can’t see how any of his family would want to go.

[@NYCShaolin]

Someone definitely lied to him by telling him that look confident enough and you’ll win every time 😂😂😂

[@chilo8187]

It’s a fun study in psychopathy, this one 😂

[@jaynecopeland7968]

Looks pretty relaxed & that tie knot is driving me straight up a wall! Clown show!

[@pcwolfie]

This guy needs to be locked up FOREVER. SOCIETY IS IN IMMEDIATE DANGER IF NOT.

[@carolynrohman5736]

I agree 100%

[@Bugsy0333]

Liar Liar pants on fire ! Guilty goodnight !

[@AlanSmithee-zn1iw]

I could easily imagine this exchange - “Mr Telles, am I standing in this courtroom interrogating you right now?” Telles - “I can’t say that you are, no”. Lol

[@trinity2145]

He’s the definition of a narcissist. I couldn’t even watch his narrative. That was just weird. He’s guilty asf.

[@TheOJObserver]

14:23 that sigh he lets out is admitted defeat

[@kaitlanparks8061]

I’d somewhat agree but he’s proving to be more of a petulant child than I’d even expected. I feel like he really still thinks there will be some Hail Mary moment.

[@Mountainman524]

I can’t believe a lady actually had an affair with him vomit

[@AnaPower-ct3eh]

The nerve of Telles to ask for privileges, he thinks he is better then the othes in prison but he's nothing but a vile murder, hope he get prison justice. 😱😱😱

[@mercedez1900]

Wow!The audacity this killer has is out of this world!He really believes his lies about the "framing."That demeanor he's portraying on the stand taunting,smugness isn't helping one bit!I"m anxiously waiting for the guilty verdict🤞🏻Justice

[@amondt1]

He's a narcissistic

[@Passengerprincess02]

„No I never hung out with Mr. German when he WAS ALIVE“… say no more. Lock him up. It’s funny that he’s so convinced of his lies 😂😂

[@GraveTalkswithShannonScott]

The fist under his chin is a strange move.

[@MillerfromManila]

Telles is very arrogant 😊

[@scottMxlaurin]

Dude is guilty.

[@Bob-cg4jy]

Narcissistic for sure .

[@freudianslipandfallover]

A gift to law schools everywhere for all time.

[@andrearountree9774]

The face of conspiracy theories. The perfect poster boy. What an insult to the members of the jury

[@snarflatful]

Never take the stand at your own trial. I'm sure his lawyers tried to talk him out of it.

[@kr1s72]

Are the shoes underneath the sofa at your house actually YOUR shoes? “That, I do not know for sure, I have similar ones….” How do you NOT KNOW?

[@Aterhallsam]

“We never hung out.. when he was alive” He slipped up lol

[@Laurastars72]

Just dig a deeper hole why don’t you this man is certifiable I’ve never heard anybody denying it like this on the stand. They usually take a plea deal before it gets to this point. This is crazy.

[@omarkaroush3723]

The lawyers eyes closed shouting….yes or no is me with my kids when someone puts the empty carton back in the fridge….😅😅😅😅

[@LAWYER_DOG]

😂

[@just.julie.axon.advocate]

During this I couldn’t help imaging being a child in his household. Not getting away with nuttin! 😂😂

[@Euyoo412]

"I didnt hang out with him WHEN HE WAS ALIVE"

[@1.4.3.seattle]

My mom used to knock my elbows off the dinner table.

[@asamatteroffact9247]

Mine too

[@mrsapplez2007]

😂😂😂😂 yup

[@mattryan2199]

They should rename those Nikes the "Air Telles".

[@heathernikki5734]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rasputanrasputan1380]

Zowie….this is a crazy guy…

[@TheMegaelectronic]

Bad idea to testify.

[@cjdayne3033]

His lawyer “remember, keep your fist under your chin the entire time, it’s gonna make you more likable to the jury and it looks very natural”

[@jewelz1517]

His apparent inability or disinterest in holding his head up on his own is seriously wild

[@DollarDude]

This might be the most open and shut case that ever went to trial in the history of crime. Even Darrell Brooks had more reasonable doubt than this...

[@l.a.w.79]

@@DollarDude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michelle172ct]

Classic psychopath…. And Thinks he’s going to outsmart everyone

[@timi-2020]

So is this a narcissist in action? Is that what this is? I just need to know for my own personal.

[@tommycruz100]

This guy win an election ?? Unreal

[@ThePurple1-m2o]

And has been married twice! 😳

[@maplebear6527]

i mean, we have Biden as POTUS

[@bradmcewen]

​@maplebear6527 Goes to show you cant read or discern the actual traits but reside in narcissistic alliance with a Dark Tetrad.

[@bradmcewen]

​@@maplebear6527 You and your 7 minions couldn't tell what a malignant narcissist is even if Trumpopath showed you everyday. Group mentality is very reassuring.

[@Tassie85]

This is both disgusting and mesmerizing. The arrogance is staggering. His version of reality is something I can't fathom.

[@CC-qn4ex]

Looks like cueball is getting ready to punch himself....

[@sherrydobbins188]

His mistress scratched his back in passion and she put the skin scratching under the deceased nails....

[@tanyaogrady2240]

OMG, a sneaker chopped in half under my couch is crazy...YES A CRAZY KILLER ...YOU!!

[@ritag7306]

He’d be horrible enough without the backstory-cringeworthy in his pathetic attempts to dodge questions-but with the backstory of how he treated the other employees, he is insufferable

[@jeannemarie2403]

This is just a murderer grasping at anything to stay out of prison is all. And I mean literally anything

[@MrJuvefrank]

14:24 I was waiting for Tellachos to act like a Great Dane who got followed into a corner.