Protecting the Innocent - Studio C

[@LalalablahlalaRoblox]

"He must have been really... loved."

[@-scotty-6321]

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[@t1nal1n]

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[@megang5906]

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[@kurtisimusyt9637]

\-| your welcome

[@ytuser4562]

I absolutely love the fact that the criminal has the decency to hide his words in front of the kid. Like, he’s evil, but he’s not *that* evil. Sheesh.

[@JonathanKAKE]

hahaha!!! xD

[@iantaggart3064]

And his reaction to what Jason said about the pony really completed it.

[@Etriellethebard]

Reminds me of Dr. Evil and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who are parents, but also evil people. Lol 😂

[@asherunderground7951]

Professionals have standards

[@minaashido518]

@@Etriellethebard and apparently toxin immune male platypus have venomous spikes on their hind legs but no matter how many times he’s kicked in the face doofenshmirts skin doesn’t even get peirced

[@epicwriter96]

I hate it when glitter gets everywhere, it's so hard to clean up

[@bighorngaming8202]

Coke will get it right out

[@miss_tinaaa]

Cold water and hand soap

[@endergeek236]

Okay, which kind are we talking?

[@graceisabelle4512]

Yeah especially when you snuggle....them?? ....too *long confused pause* too hard??

[@lizgordon3712]

Especially when it dries

[@Austin1990]

"I'm sorry; I got lost in the metaphor." - LOOOL Mallory completely nailed the child look... errr, I mean "streamered" the child look.

[@AssassinGrudge]

Mallory is the way of life i mean i dont mind a world wehere all womens looks like Mallory

[@graceisabelle4512]

Mal and Natalie are such cute little kids!!!!!♥️

[@SoLongSoph]

I know, she’s so good at it! Like the wind

[@expiredmilk5435]

@@SoLongSoph lol nice reference

[@itzslayr1435]

@@SoLongSoph like the wind was the poker game?

[@thrisha9412]

I found it funny lol when Natalie and Malory started playing with each other lol

[@uselessthumb2464]

lol samw

[@uselessthumb2464]

+MyKids Neupane *same

[@Momo-bu3le]

So cute>.

[@sarahelizabeth2119]

I know LOL 😂

[@tonnasmedley5434]

so cute

[@Zapperr459]

"The pony will have to be compacted and be sold in multiple parts" *Every one stares at him* *Realization* "You're a monster" *Girl starts crying* Someone didn't quite get the point of protecting the innocent...

[@erins4262]

Antonio Zapata The innocent = kids

[@realamerican3282]

hwo monsterus can people be

[@realamerican3282]

how

[@sukhmanibains591]

Antonio Zapata lol

[@kaylinlugo2347]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@AARon-tt4fg]

Studio C has the best comment section on all of KZbin

[@sarahputnam7539]

Xander Man agreed

[@taylorlevy17]

Xander Man true

[@cecieorth7861]

+Xander Man so true!

[@bethj2590]

Xander Man so true!

[@koreanasshole2001]

Xander Man Not anymore

[@coralroper6876]

Little Mallory and Natalie are so cute!

[@dallinyauney3131]

lol yeah

[@thankspete4148]

yeah! :)

[@rhiannon8197]

yeah

[@maggiebateman7992]

Coral Roper SO CUTE!!!!

[@natalieslater8857]

Aren't they?!😍 Which one is cuter?

[@kavitagracenelson8670]

"You're a monster" Stephen made my day in this sketch 😂

[@faith4745]

I love how Jeremy always acts like everything that's happening makes complete sense. XD

[@Aahil008]

I bet Jeremy's baby has a moustache

[@DustyDreamerCreates]

Aahil miah lol!

[@Aahil008]

Thanks for so many likes

[@crumblesilkskin]

Not yet....

[@churrodafuq2830]

Aahil miah no his baby is a moustache

[@zoezachcommissaris2347]

That would be scary if it's take your *daughter* to work day. XD

[@joyy1020]

He should have said the pony went to a farm

[@chloegirlforever1217]

lol

[@zanebrolin4817]

he should have said the pony bought the farm

[@emilybaltau4135]

joybaby 1020 he should of said the pony was going to a pony farm and then will be sold to a good owner who will frolic in fields of flowers with it. ☺

[@chikenandnoodles7436]

joybaby 1020 A death farm.

[@hopedidmail4991]

Emily Baltau agreed! 🙂

[@ConnorComeau]

"Daddy, can I have a fairy?" "Not until you're 18, unless you have a boyfriend, then I'll get you 2 fairies. One for the purse and one for the glovebox." Best part of the skit for me.

[@brendenhickman1799]

For me too

[@mayanelson980]

Yep. Amazing.

[@Kirmo13]

I don't get it

[@fivebrosstopmos]

​@@Kirmo13 Fairy aka. gun.

[@Kirmo13]

@@fivebrosstopmos ohhhh thanks

[@BrandonNSW]

"The pony had to be compacted and sold for individual parts." Mentally scarred for life.

[@caselizaplays8665]

*gets newspaper* *hits head* BAD

[@BobaFluffyUnicorn]

*ow*

[@autumnbrinton]

Anyone else understand the tickling? That's the only part I didn't get what it was a metaphor for.

[@gracemckeown2785]

So here’s what I’ve got so far: It’s a double homicide, a murder scene. One victim was stabbed in the chest. They counted 13 stab wounds. The other was gun shot- he suffered from multiple gun shots to the face. The shots made him difficult to identify, he must have been really hated. The gun was registered to a local gang. Suspect was found outside with a knife in his coat pocket. Suspect claimed to be carrying the knife for someone else, and said that he hadn’t stabbed anyone. A 9 millimeter gun was found in the dumpster. This makes 3 murder scenes in one week. James is afraid they have a serial killer on their hands. They got a call saying that someone was trying to (harm/kill) a (civilian- or an actual clown) down on 9. The attacker got away in a stolen vehicle, but drove right into a brick wall. Nobody was killed except the attacker. Paramedics pronounced the attacker dead on the scene. There was blood everywhere. The vehicle was totaled. It’s going to be compacted and sold for individual parts. All in all not as funny as this sketch is 🥴❤️😄

[@CrashSable]

and also the suspect wants to be stabbed and set on fire for some reason

[@mrfoxly6833]

I don’t think they were trying to harm/kill the clown. Think the actual word might have been something we can’t say here.

[@57thorns]

@@mrfoxly6833 It could have been a hate crime. Would attacking a clown/mime count as hate crime or self defense?

[@theaviator1152]

Not harm a civilian. It’s pretty obvious “tickle a clown” means rob a bank.

[@danielskrivan6921]

Studio C actually has a video on the sketch being not as funny. Look up "Prop Switch".

[@d_the_great]

This won't make sense unless you've watched it, but... "There was glitter everywhere"

[@notyowza]

(Insert Lenny face here)

[@macyvanwart2514]

These was blood everywhere.

[@squirel4386]

DUDE! Think of the children!

[@tsukeyi]

Mev Wetzker ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[@theaveryandnorashow1295]

Daddy will we see a pony?!!! 😄

[@xenonboy26]

Matt’s future did come true: “Can you imagine bring your daughter to work day, no this says you won’t have kids”,

[@josephdemary4048]

Except that he's a police officer instead of a sewage worker lol

[@iantaggart3064]

@@josephdemary4048 After that career placement test, he devoted his life to improving himself. He pushed himself in his studies, learned everything there is to know and graduated top of his class at the police academy. But he still never had any kids.

[@you_just]

The pony is gonna have to be compacted and sold for individual parts.

[@judekanawati7467]

and then be snuggled by two spankers

[@checkm9784]

+Jude Kanawati just ifnished the episode and was laughing but then i read these 2 comments. BOY did I die

[@you_just]

Mr.FuzzyCow Rip ;-;

[@thankspete4148]

Haha

[@animedude8712]

+You_just You're a monster.

[@avavaldez2986]

Not until you're 18. Unless you have a boyfriend then I'll give you two fairies. One for your purse and one for the glovebox.

[@tommac7133]

Not purse, person

[@WeDogsHowl]

+Thomas Mcdermott ... It's purse

[@tastetherainbow7623]

+Thomas Mcdermott its purse

[@thankspete4148]

+Thomas Mcdermott what?

[@stufftoy2280]

I still don't get the glovebox

[@nahrikira]

Don't know how I got here from a Batman video... but I started thinking what if Batman started forcing all the cops and villains to speak in this code language whenever he brought Robin with him.

[@brucewayne7849]

Hmm.

[@jake9984]

That would be so funny!

[@chrism.7232]

-Hey Richard, I'm throwing a party next week! Want to come? -What?!? But.. that's illegal, isn't it? O.O

[@dio2889]

"Robin, I'm sorry but you've been spanked by a serial kisser"

[@jimmoriarty2083]

YunGaming - Minecraft that sounds so wrong

[@rachelfrost4782]

love how stephen is one of the criminals and he calls jason the monster!!HAHAHAHA

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

That brings up the question of whether or not Steven was actually guilty of anything.

[@tavadaardendrian319]

Owlblocks David I don’t think he was, but that could be my predisposition to trust Stephen and his cast mates based on my fondness and familiarity with their content.

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

Professionals have standards

[@marcusd450]

I could be wrong, but this is what I have so far: snuggle - stab and/or knife fairy kisses - gunshot wounds fairy - gun party - murder tickle - robber clown - civilian? (not sure if it's an actual clown or not) pony - car rainbow - wall? spanked - injured and/or killed glitter - blood

[@Khalengen]

Marcus Day Spanked, could be for shanked.

[@marcusd450]

True, but shanked and stabbed are pretty much the same thing, and they already used stabbed. It would seem redundant to use the word shanked.

[@avavaldez2986]

Birthday party - murder scene

[@georgiavargas2691]

+Marcus Day Its Spanked... Not shanked.

[@marcusd450]

I did say spanked. My second comment was referring to SingXongDong's comment about what spanked could translate to.

[@jeremybaker329]

That is some pretty good camera work on mini Malory.

[@zoe7007]

+jeremy Baker one time i saw her foot. She was kneeling down.

[@jeremybaker329]

Well I know that. Otherwise people wouldn't be able to visably touch her.

[@michaelmurdza]

She's on her née stupid courect

[@SebasTian58323]

I love how effortlessly he was able to keep within the bounds of the metaphor while also making it like worse somehow

[@sarahroy23]

In this video Mallory is the kid and Matt is the police officer who asks why she's there and in Kyle's cop ride along Matt is the kid and Mallory is the cop who asks why his there.

[@camodude1375]

Lol "Daddy are we gonna see a pony?" No sweety the pony was totaled its gonna be contacted and sold for individual parts

[@aellett6922]

Camodude137 ikr

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

+Abby B. (The Blue Pen) Said the guy who murdered two people. I'm talking about the suspect played by Stephen Meek, not you.

[@saltyonions9268]

+Camodude137 compacted

[@caselizaplays8665]

Your a monster

[@emmac.j.8374]

It would be cute to do another one like this but with Alice in it.

[@Yasmin-xk7gq]

This is the video that introduced me to studio c

[@fionagierlinger4080]

YazzyC1234 the First one i saw was the feelings Board one

[@Summernightsprettysights]

YazzyC1234 Same

[@solenyadnapa8191]

the man the myth the legend scott sterling was the first one i got

[@nicholasz2510]

I saw the five day weather forecast first

[@gorgeouseverydaylol]

YazzyC1234 same

[@danielskrivan6921]

I've watched this several times, and I just noticed Malory and Natalie playing during the conversation.

[@JessRedMusic]

2:42 what the heck man...now you got lost in the metaphor as well

[@rootschaotic6547]

lol

[@apple-je9fw]

That’s the joke

[@shadowwolf8434]

He fucked up his own metaphor

[@sashagemmy7554]

IKR

[@maritamanuntag310]

IKR

[@jillianhale8516]

Mallory: *starts crying* Matt: *quickly leaves and shuts door*

[@estherherrington1037]

I love that Matt looks back at the memo when everyone walks in 😆

[@abidillon3046]

This is literally one of my favorite Studio C.

[@digifreak90]

Balance Restored!

[@krystlevanroekel5937]

I would cry too, Mal!!

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[@nono-zw3cn]

Krystle Van Roekel right when I read ur comment she was crying lol

[@krystlevanroekel5937]

Cool at 111222 oh that's funny lol

[@Angelina-in7ij]

Studio C should do a Protecting the innocent #2

[@thewafflepig1944]

Yes

[@joytodd1151]

"There was glitter everywhere"

[@tdogg46142]

They need to do more "ackward take your daughter to work" sketches. Keep Jason as main dad, with Mallory as his daughter, just change the job

[@robynrose6175]

Lets be honest.... Matt looks good Ina police uniform though...

[@tonymiller5178]

would i look good in a sheriff uniform because where i live we have sheriffs and deputies

[@elisecoury4304]

I love Malory's face at the end. 😟

[@OneWeirdDude]

She makes for a cute, uh, kindergartner.

[@martycoleman3801]

"The Paramedics pronounced him Spanked on the Scene"

[@TRUSTeTMguest]

There was glitter everywhere

[@terracedflame4702]

@@TRUSTeTMguestit was a very sparkly sight... Had to deter clowns from the scene

[@JasonWood100]

FUN FACT! This is the very first Studio C sketch I ever watched almost 4 years ago! Ah the memories

[@anneliseoconnell3515]

The fairy was registered to a local gang...of ballerinas.

[@wyn3951]

“I ain’t snuggled no one” will be forever my favorite Steven quote (is that how I spell his name?? So many ways…).

[@hannahlucas708]

The chemistry between Mallory and Natalie, is amazing. So adorable!

[@Enteringdullsville]

“He must have been really…loved.”

[@maraanunson3552]

I WANNA RUN I wanna run into the night

[@fargone5109]

I wanna step into a dream with you

[@Tess623]

Can someone please tell me the name of that song?

[@hritvidave1497]

I wanna step into a dream with you...

[@harrisonjones7420]

Tess.623 Mates of State- I wanna run

[@studiobisque1607]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@callmeqt1269]

I watched this video when I was seven. I got the joke back then, but it’s only just know that a few of them set in. Nostalgia is the best.

[@rossb8370]

Oh Mal, so innocent. XD

[@pieceofmymind360]

Am I the only one here who's still watching them years later

[@computernerd1101]

2:39 That awkward moment when your censorship ends up sounding even more horrific than the thing you were censoring in the first place. Besides, children already know what cars are.

[@monicarodriguez4174]

THE LOOK ON MAL'S FACE THOUGH

[@alyssa2807]

The thing about buying his daughter two fairies if she gets a boyfriend really hits home for me... 😂

[@Ccurobert]

I love how he said your a monster

[@sporadicspork6314]

The best thing that ever happened to the world

[@Corinthians_verse12]

Anyone else come back 7yrs later to watch this again in 2021?

[@kaih307]

We counted 13 snuggle wounds

[@eliseweitzel6334]

They r all amazing actors, keep up the awesome work u guys!

[@brianheiser8358]

I love Matt's accent.

[@13evertomorrow]

Ooooh, the genius is overwhelming!!

[@gordonbarnes3541]

"Are we gonna see a pony!" "No, dear. The pony was totalled. It's gonna have to be compacted and sold for individual parts." "...WwwwwwaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[@ajparadise6649]

We forgot the silence in which she was mentally being traumatized.

[@iantaggart3064]

You're a monster.

[@nernice_begrin]

It’s about 4 am and I’m rewatching all of my favourite sketches

[@datboionline7971]

02:54 Hey! That's exactly what my friend says when I eat all the snacks.. :D

[@manglethefox2011]

lol same

[@ricardoalves9605]

DatBoiOnline You're a monster

[@BargainBoxJB]

DatBoiOnline and then that's me crying cuz I feel bad xD

[@theundertaletrashcan4260]

same.... except i have no friends so im stuck with janelle my cousin

[@lincolncornils2686]

This is stuff I will never unsee

[@stevethehairharrington2658]

"the.............kissing, has made him difficult to identify, he must have been really.....................loved"

[@AlwaysAndForever0V]

Can I just say that Mallory and Natalie NAILED there acting!! Awesome!!

[@MaepleSyrupEdits54321]

Love how mal is traumatized by the fact they take the "pony" for partz

[@biscottinothotti]

I love the music at the end.

[@Enteringdullsville]

I’m just realizing the pony was actually code for car.

[@lydiatingey3773]

I love how all these years later I finally understand the jokes because like when this first started coming out I was so young

[@beccapetersen2891]

I love the sketches that make me bust out laughing. The end of this one caught me of guard. This was a great sketch. Everyone was so amazing. Thank you Studio C for Making my day.

[@Dr.ShadowC]

This is wonderful.

[@chloeshiloh6227]

This is a classic

[@elliotw4606]

That twist at the end. BRUTAL. Nathan Explosion seal of approval.

[@user-qi1bx6ec6g]

"You're a monster"-Snuggler

[@BenStanleyVlog]

Sketches like this really exemplify Matt's stellar acting.

[@squirtlemist4446]

The attack on fairies is outrageous! Besides what's to stop a serial party thrower from buying a fairy off some dealer and tickling someone anyway! And more people will start getting spanked because now we can't protect ourselves with fairies from fairies! Much more glitter will be spilled because of this!

[@squirtlemist4446]

BTW this was super fun to write! :D

[@TylerBand-vr7ui]

wildstyle92 that is a work of art

[@squirtlemist4446]

Thx

[@elandrew6406]

wildstyle92 you mean birthday party

[@squirtlemist4446]

no i meant serial

[@jacksonkerr2095]

From watching Studio C (and JK Studios) for years, I can see this group has great talent. Also, Stephen is an awesome actor.

[@bandotaku]

Matt, that uniform fits you rather well...mmmhm...

[@lindleybryant3260]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah...

[@lilytheninjagirl5340]

AMEN TO THAT

[@amyp.392]

You said it!

[@caselizaplays8665]

True but THINK OF THE KIDS MAN

[@billybob1750]

Girls....

[@RandomPersonFromTheInternet]

Matt looks great in that uniform ;)

[@bookworm24601]

How is Mallory so good at acting like a five-year-old

[@eliseig8998]

I love how Matt and Stephen just stood there and stared at him at the end.

[@DoJayMi]

See this is why we need to protect our right to own a fairy. All of these fairy regulation laws aren't going to keep serial kisses from happening throughout the US. If we have a fairy on hand, then we can stop the ticklers and party throwers that threaten to piñata our nation. Hopefully this doesn't spark a big discussion, but I thought this was hilarious. XD

[@lollyyolo7239]

XD

[@KamiGamerTDC]

I..um..wha?

[@AbbyMaskell]

But if no one has any fairies than there will be little to no parties being thrown. Only people with licences can have fairies but they can't kiss anyone with them

[@mariltnjustiniano2113]

xD

[@MONEYMANI6969]

.

[@WholesomeJoy]

The ending!!!!!!! I’ve never laughed so hard! “The pony was compacted and sold for separate parts” 😂😂😂

[@hannahvanmeter2132]

Big KZbinrs trying not to get demonetized by KZbin be like:

[@DaneKane_]

This is my favorite sketch of all time

[@silverfruh3453]

natalie and mallory are so adorable!!:"^)

[@giaprincess5309]

I loved that pause before he said “loved”

[@happyhufflepuff1593]

Congrats Matt on getting to be on the VidAngel commercial!

[@trudychristian3718]

Mallory always does such a good child impersonation

[@ashnikfield4224]

It's gonna be compacted and sold in individual parts? Uhhhhhh....

[@lee-man6464]

sounds like someone choped up a pony into pieces

[@JustGlitch]

I'm dying

[@ahuman9021]

Me too

[@avathegrape1406]

I'm dieing

[@theosproul8547]

PianoGuysFan4Ever thats what they do the pony is a car

[@allisonpope2779]

"There was glitter, everywhere." My dad and I couldn't stop repeating this!! :)

[@gravity7208]

1:25 that is a great idea to protect girls

[@gemgaming4042]

God bless!

[@lovatolove1995]

Daddy Daddy can I have a fairy? Not until your 18 Unless you have a boyfriend in that case Ill give you 2 fairies one for your purse and the other for the glovebox.

[@caylylikessweets8594]

Favorite episode of all time. Still.

[@sophiab6239]

Matt in a police uniform is my life

[@okfine4506]

Going through old sketches. Ah, I love these sketches...

[@nykas32403]

Do more bring your daughter to work day videos

[@balockaytheblock4273]

I love when matt gets the serious parts

[@lovatolove1995]

ahahahaha poor Mallory. this sketch was awesome.

[@falconman325]

Can we all agree that mallory as a little kid is absolutely ADORABLE!!!