Protecting the Innocent - Studio C

[@LalalablahlalaRoblox]

"He must have been really... loved."

[@-scotty-6321]

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[@LalalablahlalaRoblox]

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[@t1nal1n]

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[@megang5906]

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[@kurtisimusyt9637]

\-| your welcome

[@ytuser4562]

I absolutely love the fact that the criminal has the decency to hide his words in front of the kid. Like, he’s evil, but he’s not *that* evil. Sheesh.

[@JonathanKAKE]

hahaha!!! xD

[@iantaggart3064]

And his reaction to what Jason said about the pony really completed it.

[@Etriellethebard]

Reminds me of Dr. Evil and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who are parents, but also evil people. Lol 😂

[@asherunderground7951]

Professionals have standards

[@minaashido518]

@@Etriellethebard and apparently toxin immune male platypus have venomous spikes on their hind legs but no matter how many times he’s kicked in the face doofenshmirts skin doesn’t even get peirced

[@Austin1990]

"I'm sorry; I got lost in the metaphor." - LOOOL Mallory completely nailed the child look... errr, I mean "streamered" the child look.

[@AssassinGrudge]

Mallory is the way of life i mean i dont mind a world wehere all womens looks like Mallory

[@graceisabelle4512]

Mal and Natalie are such cute little kids!!!!!♥️

[@SoLongSoph]

I know, she’s so good at it! Like the wind

[@expiredmilk5435]

@@SoLongSoph lol nice reference

[@itzslayr1435]

@@SoLongSoph like the wind was the poker game?

[@ConnorComeau]

"Daddy, can I have a fairy?" "Not until you're 18, unless you have a boyfriend, then I'll get you 2 fairies. One for the purse and one for the glovebox." Best part of the skit for me.

[@brendenhickman1799]

For me too

[@mayanelson980]

Yep. Amazing.

[@Kirmo13]

I don't get it

[@fivebrosstopmos]

​@@Kirmo13 Fairy aka. gun.

[@Kirmo13]

@@fivebrosstopmos ohhhh thanks

[@epicwriter96]

I hate it when glitter gets everywhere, it's so hard to clean up

[@bighorngaming8202]

Coke will get it right out

[@miss_tinaaa]

Cold water and hand soap

[@endergeek236]

Okay, which kind are we talking?

[@graceisabelle4512]

Yeah especially when you snuggle....them?? ....too *long confused pause* too hard??

[@lizgordon3712]

Especially when it dries

[@Zapperr459]

"The pony will have to be compacted and be sold in multiple parts" *Every one stares at him* *Realization* "You're a monster" *Girl starts crying* Someone didn't quite get the point of protecting the innocent...

[@erins4262]

Antonio Zapata The innocent = kids

[@realamerican3282]

hwo monsterus can people be

[@realamerican3282]

how

[@sukhmanibains591]

Antonio Zapata lol

[@kaylinlugo2347]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@kavitagracenelson8670]

"You're a monster" Stephen made my day in this sketch 😂

[@Aahil008]

I bet Jeremy's baby has a moustache

[@DustyDreamerCreates]

Aahil miah lol!

[@Aahil008]

Thanks for so many likes

[@crumblesilkskin]

Not yet....

[@churrodafuq2830]

Aahil miah no his baby is a moustache

[@zoezachcommissaris2347]

That would be scary if it's take your *daughter* to work day. XD

[@marcusd450]

I could be wrong, but this is what I have so far: snuggle - stab and/or knife fairy kisses - gunshot wounds fairy - gun party - murder tickle - robber clown - civilian? (not sure if it's an actual clown or not) pony - car rainbow - wall? spanked - injured and/or killed glitter - blood

[@Khalengen]

Marcus Day Spanked, could be for shanked.

[@marcusd450]

True, but shanked and stabbed are pretty much the same thing, and they already used stabbed. It would seem redundant to use the word shanked.

[@avavaldez2986]

Birthday party - murder scene

[@georgiavargas2691]

+Marcus Day Its Spanked... Not shanked.

[@marcusd450]

I did say spanked. My second comment was referring to SingXongDong's comment about what spanked could translate to.

[@faith4745]

I love how Jeremy always acts like everything that's happening makes complete sense. XD

[@AARon-tt4fg]

Studio C has the best comment section on all of KZbin

[@sarahputnam7539]

Xander Man agreed

[@taylorlevy17]

Xander Man true

[@cecieorth7861]

+Xander Man so true!

[@bethj2590]

Xander Man so true!

[@koreanasshole2001]

Xander Man Not anymore

[@avavaldez2986]

Not until you're 18. Unless you have a boyfriend then I'll give you two fairies. One for your purse and one for the glovebox.

[@tommac7133]

Not purse, person

[@WeDogsHowl]

+Thomas Mcdermott ... It's purse

[@tastetherainbow7623]

+Thomas Mcdermott its purse

[@thankspete4148]

+Thomas Mcdermott what?

[@stufftoy2280]

I still don't get the glovebox

[@thrisha9412]

I found it funny lol when Natalie and Malory started playing with each other lol

[@uselessthumb2464]

lol samw

[@uselessthumb2464]

+MyKids Neupane *same

[@Momo-bu3le]

So cute>.

[@sarahelizabeth2119]

I know LOL 😂

[@tonnasmedley5434]

so cute

[@coralroper6876]

Little Mallory and Natalie are so cute!

[@dallinyauney3131]

lol yeah

[@thankspete4148]

yeah! :)

[@rhiannon8197]

yeah

[@maggiebateman7992]

Coral Roper SO CUTE!!!!

[@natalieslater8857]

Aren't they?!😍 Which one is cuter?

[@BrandonNSW]

"The pony had to be compacted and sold for individual parts." Mentally scarred for life.

[@caselizaplays8665]

*gets newspaper* *hits head* BAD

[@BobaFluffyUnicorn]

*ow*

[@autumnbrinton]

Anyone else understand the tickling? That's the only part I didn't get what it was a metaphor for.

[@d_the_great]

This won't make sense unless you've watched it, but... "There was glitter everywhere"

[@notyowza]

(Insert Lenny face here)

[@macyvanwart2514]

These was blood everywhere.

[@squirel4386]

DUDE! Think of the children!

[@tsukeyi]

Mev Wetzker ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[@theaveryandnorashow1295]

Daddy will we see a pony?!!! 😄

[@gracemckeown2785]

So here’s what I’ve got so far: It’s a double homicide, a murder scene. One victim was stabbed in the chest. They counted 13 stab wounds. The other was gun shot- he suffered from multiple gun shots to the face. The shots made him difficult to identify, he must have been really hated. The gun was registered to a local gang. Suspect was found outside with a knife in his coat pocket. Suspect claimed to be carrying the knife for someone else, and said that he hadn’t stabbed anyone. A 9 millimeter gun was found in the dumpster. This makes 3 murder scenes in one week. James is afraid they have a serial killer on their hands. They got a call saying that someone was trying to (harm/kill) a (civilian- or an actual clown) down on 9. The attacker got away in a stolen vehicle, but drove right into a brick wall. Nobody was killed except the attacker. Paramedics pronounced the attacker dead on the scene. There was blood everywhere. The vehicle was totaled. It’s going to be compacted and sold for individual parts. All in all not as funny as this sketch is 🥴❤️😄

[@CrashSable]

and also the suspect wants to be stabbed and set on fire for some reason

[@mrfoxly6833]

I don’t think they were trying to harm/kill the clown. Think the actual word might have been something we can’t say here.

[@57thorns]

@@mrfoxly6833 It could have been a hate crime. Would attacking a clown/mime count as hate crime or self defense?

[@theaviator1152]

Not harm a civilian. It’s pretty obvious “tickle a clown” means rob a bank.

[@danielskrivan6921]

Studio C actually has a video on the sketch being not as funny. Look up "Prop Switch".

[@xenonboy26]

Matt’s future did come true: “Can you imagine bring your daughter to work day, no this says you won’t have kids”,

[@josephdemary4048]

Except that he's a police officer instead of a sewage worker lol

[@iantaggart3064]

@@josephdemary4048 After that career placement test, he devoted his life to improving himself. He pushed himself in his studies, learned everything there is to know and graduated top of his class at the police academy. But he still never had any kids.

[@rachelfrost4782]

love how stephen is one of the criminals and he calls jason the monster!!HAHAHAHA

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

That brings up the question of whether or not Steven was actually guilty of anything.

[@tavadaardendrian319]

Owlblocks David I don’t think he was, but that could be my predisposition to trust Stephen and his cast mates based on my fondness and familiarity with their content.

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

Professionals have standards

[@SebasTian58323]

I love how effortlessly he was able to keep within the bounds of the metaphor while also making it like worse somehow

[@joyy1020]

He should have said the pony went to a farm

[@chloegirlforever1217]

lol

[@zanebrolin4817]

he should have said the pony bought the farm

[@emilybaltau4135]

joybaby 1020 he should of said the pony was going to a pony farm and then will be sold to a good owner who will frolic in fields of flowers with it. ☺

[@chikenandnoodles7436]

joybaby 1020 A death farm.

[@hopedidmail4991]

Emily Baltau agreed! 🙂

[@camodude1375]

Lol "Daddy are we gonna see a pony?" No sweety the pony was totaled its gonna be contacted and sold for individual parts

[@aellett6922]

Camodude137 ikr

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

+Abby B. (The Blue Pen) Said the guy who murdered two people. I'm talking about the suspect played by Stephen Meek, not you.

[@saltyonions9268]

+Camodude137 compacted

[@caselizaplays8665]

Your a monster

[@emmac.j.8374]

It would be cute to do another one like this but with Alice in it.

[@nahrikira]

Don't know how I got here from a Batman video... but I started thinking what if Batman started forcing all the cops and villains to speak in this code language whenever he brought Robin with him.

[@brucewayne7849]

Hmm.

[@jake9984]

That would be so funny!

[@chrism.7232]

-Hey Richard, I'm throwing a party next week! Want to come? -What?!? But.. that's illegal, isn't it? O.O

[@dio2889]

"Robin, I'm sorry but you've been spanked by a serial kisser"

[@jimmoriarty2083]

YunGaming - Minecraft that sounds so wrong

[@sarahroy23]

In this video Mallory is the kid and Matt is the police officer who asks why she's there and in Kyle's cop ride along Matt is the kid and Mallory is the cop who asks why his there.

[@JessRedMusic]

2:42 what the heck man...now you got lost in the metaphor as well

[@rootschaotic6547]

lol

[@apple-je9fw]

That’s the joke

[@shadowwolf8434]

He fucked up his own metaphor

[@sashagemmy7554]

IKR

[@maritamanuntag310]

IKR

[@jillianhale8516]

Mallory: *starts crying* Matt: *quickly leaves and shuts door*

[@danielskrivan6921]

I've watched this several times, and I just noticed Malory and Natalie playing during the conversation.

[@estherherrington1037]

I love that Matt looks back at the memo when everyone walks in 😆

[@jeremybaker329]

That is some pretty good camera work on mini Malory.

[@zoe7007]

+jeremy Baker one time i saw her foot. She was kneeling down.

[@jeremybaker329]

Well I know that. Otherwise people wouldn't be able to visably touch her.

[@michaelmurdza]

She's on her née stupid courect

[@computernerd1101]

2:39 That awkward moment when your censorship ends up sounding even more horrific than the thing you were censoring in the first place. Besides, children already know what cars are.

[@you_just]

The pony is gonna have to be compacted and sold for individual parts.

[@judekanawati7467]

and then be snuggled by two spankers

[@checkm9784]

+Jude Kanawati just ifnished the episode and was laughing but then i read these 2 comments. BOY did I die

[@you_just]

Mr.FuzzyCow Rip ;-;

[@thankspete4148]

Haha

[@animedude8712]

+You_just You're a monster.

[@Yasmin-xk7gq]

This is the video that introduced me to studio c

[@fionagierlinger4080]

YazzyC1234 the First one i saw was the feelings Board one

[@Summernightsprettysights]

YazzyC1234 Same

[@solenyadnapa8191]

the man the myth the legend scott sterling was the first one i got

[@nicholasz2510]

I saw the five day weather forecast first

[@gorgeouseverydaylol]

YazzyC1234 same

[@gordonbarnes3541]

"Are we gonna see a pony!" "No, dear. The pony was totalled. It's gonna have to be compacted and sold for individual parts." "...WwwwwwaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

[@ajparadise6649]

We forgot the silence in which she was mentally being traumatized.

[@iantaggart3064]

You're a monster.

[@anneliseoconnell3515]

The fairy was registered to a local gang...of ballerinas.

[@wyn3951]

“I ain’t snuggled no one” will be forever my favorite Steven quote (is that how I spell his name?? So many ways…).

[@krystlevanroekel5937]

I would cry too, Mal!!

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[@nono-zw3cn]

Krystle Van Roekel right when I read ur comment she was crying lol

[@krystlevanroekel5937]

Cool at 111222 oh that's funny lol

[@JasonWood100]

FUN FACT! This is the very first Studio C sketch I ever watched almost 4 years ago! Ah the memories

[@DoJayMi]

See this is why we need to protect our right to own a fairy. All of these fairy regulation laws aren't going to keep serial kisses from happening throughout the US. If we have a fairy on hand, then we can stop the ticklers and party throwers that threaten to piñata our nation. Hopefully this doesn't spark a big discussion, but I thought this was hilarious. XD

[@lollyyolo7239]

XD

[@KamiGamerTDC]

I..um..wha?

[@AbbyMaskell]

But if no one has any fairies than there will be little to no parties being thrown. Only people with licences can have fairies but they can't kiss anyone with them

[@mariltnjustiniano2113]

xD

[@MONEYMANI6969]

.

[@hannahlucas708]

The chemistry between Mallory and Natalie, is amazing. So adorable!

[@Corinthians_verse12]

Anyone else come back 7yrs later to watch this again in 2021?

[@alyssa2807]

The thing about buying his daughter two fairies if she gets a boyfriend really hits home for me... 😂

[@Angelina-in7ij]

Studio C should do a Protecting the innocent #2

[@thewafflepig1944]

Yes

[@tdogg46142]

They need to do more "ackward take your daughter to work" sketches. Keep Jason as main dad, with Mallory as his daughter, just change the job

[@callmeqt1269]

I watched this video when I was seven. I got the joke back then, but it’s only just know that a few of them set in. Nostalgia is the best.

[@elisecoury4304]

I love Malory's face at the end. 😟

[@OneWeirdDude]

She makes for a cute, uh, kindergartner.

[@robynrose6175]

Lets be honest.... Matt looks good Ina police uniform though...

[@tonymiller5178]

would i look good in a sheriff uniform because where i live we have sheriffs and deputies

[@martycoleman3801]

"The Paramedics pronounced him Spanked on the Scene"

[@TRUSTeTMguest]

There was glitter everywhere

[@terracedflame4702]

@@TRUSTeTMguestit was a very sparkly sight... Had to deter clowns from the scene

[@Enteringdullsville]

“He must have been really…loved.”

[@joytodd1151]

"There was glitter everywhere"

[@pieceofmymind360]

Am I the only one here who's still watching them years later

[@stevethehairharrington2658]

"the.............kissing, has made him difficult to identify, he must have been really.....................loved"

[@monicarodriguez4174]

THE LOOK ON MAL'S FACE THOUGH

[@squirtlemist4446]

The attack on fairies is outrageous! Besides what's to stop a serial party thrower from buying a fairy off some dealer and tickling someone anyway! And more people will start getting spanked because now we can't protect ourselves with fairies from fairies! Much more glitter will be spilled because of this!

[@squirtlemist4446]

BTW this was super fun to write! :D

[@TylerBand-vr7ui]

wildstyle92 that is a work of art

[@squirtlemist4446]

Thx

[@elandrew6406]

wildstyle92 you mean birthday party

[@squirtlemist4446]

no i meant serial

[@WholesomeJoy]

The ending!!!!!!! I’ve never laughed so hard! “The pony was compacted and sold for separate parts” 😂😂😂

[@datboionline7971]

02:54 Hey! That's exactly what my friend says when I eat all the snacks.. :D

[@manglethefox2011]

lol same

[@ricardoalves9605]

DatBoiOnline You're a monster

[@BargainBoxJB]

DatBoiOnline and then that's me crying cuz I feel bad xD

[@theundertaletrashcan4260]

same.... except i have no friends so im stuck with janelle my cousin

[@nernice_begrin]

It’s about 4 am and I’m rewatching all of my favourite sketches

[@abidillon3046]

This is literally one of my favorite Studio C.

[@digifreak90]

Balance Restored!

[@elliotw4606]

That twist at the end. BRUTAL. Nathan Explosion seal of approval.

[@maraanunson3552]

I WANNA RUN I wanna run into the night

[@fargone5109]

I wanna step into a dream with you

[@Tess623]

Can someone please tell me the name of that song?

[@hritvidave1497]

I wanna step into a dream with you...

[@harrisonjones7420]

Tess.623 Mates of State- I wanna run

[@studiobisque1607]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@rossb8370]

Oh Mal, so innocent. XD

[@Enteringdullsville]

I’m just realizing the pony was actually code for car.

[@AlwaysAndForever0V]

Can I just say that Mallory and Natalie NAILED there acting!! Awesome!!

[@eliseweitzel6334]

They r all amazing actors, keep up the awesome work u guys!

[@lydiatingey3773]

I love how all these years later I finally understand the jokes because like when this first started coming out I was so young

[@jacksonkerr2095]

From watching Studio C (and JK Studios) for years, I can see this group has great talent. Also, Stephen is an awesome actor.

[@bookworm24601]

How is Mallory so good at acting like a five-year-old

[@gravity7208]

1:25 that is a great idea to protect girls

[@eliseig8998]

I love how Matt and Stephen just stood there and stared at him at the end.

[@beccapetersen2891]

I love the sketches that make me bust out laughing. The end of this one caught me of guard. This was a great sketch. Everyone was so amazing. Thank you Studio C for Making my day.

[@hannahvanmeter2132]

Big KZbinrs trying not to get demonetized by KZbin be like:

[@MabelTheBagelEdits54321]

Love how mal is traumatized by the fact they take the "pony" for partz

[@Ccurobert]

I love how he said your a monster

[@bandotaku]

Matt, that uniform fits you rather well...mmmhm...

[@lindleybryant3260]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah...

[@lilytheninjagirl5340]

AMEN TO THAT

[@amyp.392]

You said it!

[@caselizaplays8665]

True but THINK OF THE KIDS MAN

[@billybob1750]

Girls....

[@allisonpope2779]

"There was glitter, everywhere." My dad and I couldn't stop repeating this!! :)

[@USSResolute]

"No, officer. I don't own any guns. I do have two registered fairies in the safe, however."

[@BenStanleyVlog]

Sketches like this really exemplify Matt's stellar acting.

[@sporadicspork6314]

The best thing that ever happened to the world

[@falconman325]

Can we all agree that mallory as a little kid is absolutely ADORABLE!!!

[@lovatolove1995]

Daddy Daddy can I have a fairy? Not until your 18 Unless you have a boyfriend in that case Ill give you 2 fairies one for your purse and the other for the glovebox.

[@13evertomorrow]

Ooooh, the genius is overwhelming!!

[@brianheiser8358]

I love Matt's accent.

[@ambitiouslyanxious4134]

We're Mallory and Natalie just on their knees the whole time? Wow, just wow. 👏

[@kaih307]

We counted 13 snuggle wounds

[@lincolncornils2686]

This is stuff I will never unsee

[@sophiab6239]

Matt in a police uniform is my life

[@okfine4506]

Going through old sketches. Ah, I love these sketches...

[@RandomPersonFromTheInternet]

Matt looks great in that uniform ;)

[@DaneKane_]

This is my favorite sketch of all time

[@sierrasorensen1981]

2:49 look at Mals face! LOL

[@lexifeldmann5353]

This is now my top favorite......this is too good!!!! I am about to fall over hyperventilating.

[@user-qi1bx6ec6g]

"You're a monster"-Snuggler

[@trudychristian3718]

Mallory always does such a good child impersonation

[@bobachel]

2:06 Why is Jeremy holding a baby?

[@flaviusardelean7100]

because is the ”day at dads wroks”

[@delaneycarnes3687]

+Flavius Ardelean bring your daughter to work day

[@flaviusardelean7100]

+Delaney Hope. since I'm still studying its not a good idea...:D

[@bobachel]

??????

[@lilyhess4111]

R Watson because that's his "daughter".

[@ripironman9224]

This makes the tickle monster a literal killer.

[@silverfruh3453]

natalie and mallory are so adorable!!:"^)

[@giaprincess5309]

I loved that pause before he said “loved”

[@julianshattler3272]

No Dear,The Pony Was Sold For Spare Parts WHWHHWHWHWHW

[@abbyduggar887]

when Jason told Mallory that the pony had been totaled and that it had to be compacted and sold for individual parts, my childhood self-died.

[@happyhufflepuff1593]

Congrats Matt on getting to be on the VidAngel commercial!

[@angelwatcher374]

“You’re a monster.” This, coming from the suspect that may or may not have “snuggled” the spank victim multiple times.