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Protective goose attacks woman walking into work.
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A protective goose attacked and followed a woman into a car before she could shut the door.
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[@Feb4thFab]

Not the goose entering the car too 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I lost it at that moment lmaooooo

[@parisianmartin]

Same 💀

[@07lollipop11]

I screamed just now. Literally screamed.

[@kineticballs77]

I don't get why the driver fell though lol

[@immasista6537]

Ummm cuz da goose gotted in da car and scared da 💩 outta he!!! 🤣

[@Human_being_2045]

Npc

[@xd-lj5pu]

LMFAO

[@raya2569]

Cuz he's old

[@SteezyWulf]

He’s getting attacked by the invisible goose

[@travisparker7146]

Goose is like...I'm going in the car too!! Lol

[@MotorTorq_ZA]

Goose is like.. hey can you give me a lift?

[@franciscocolin2008]

She needed a ride to the WIC office

[@stellasabrina-t2j]

Hello ❤

[@phelovepokemon]

Peace was NEVER an option 🎀

[@raya2569]

This is one of them action movie one liners

[@jacobfrench19475]

Lmao

[@kulebra2990]

Lmaooo!!! EVERYTHING went wrong

[@georgeanthony858]

Funny right beautiful ✅

[@jimmieparker8093]

Carrie Heffernan??

[@christopher7804]

@@georgeanthony858 uhhh??

[@SnowblastStudios]

@@christopher7804simp moment

[@shan7180]

Everything!

[@ell3655]

The npc driving the car just fell😂

[@schonnj]

That's a Canada Goose. They're EXCEPTIONALLY aggressive and territorial.

[@aureajbob9609]

Velociraptor instincts never goes away..

[@zarahdescoteaux9185]

Ok. This bugs me. The freaking goose builds it’s nest near a building where people are going to be walking by. Then gets mad that people walk by. Yeah, it’s an animal, but really?

[@tremblence]

All you gotta do is smack it This lady is not very smart

[@Staurosporine]

Yeah, weird, isn't it? Is the building a school and the goose started building during holidays? I don't know how much time geese take for choosing and building though. But we had little birds starting to build on the balcony, then noticing we have a cat and abandoning the project.

[@IStMl]

​@@tremblenceno grab it by the neck

[@katholeenloveit8923]

Goose is just looking for a fight!

[@SnowblastStudios]

@@SmellMachinewe are all animals land was created for all of us we didn’t steal anything you flat earth believer

[@HipsDontLieDanceChicago]

And they say Canadians are polite 🤣

[@user-jw5xc4uh9t]

The fake goose media calling this "protective"

[@Somethingsomethingmorbid0]

Lol but its only acting based off its primal instinct. Deal with these guys everyday and all you have to do is act intimidating back. Theyre assholes but theyre also great parents, i respect em.

[@Anti_Septikum]

​@@Somethingsomethingmorbid0great parents dont attack innocent civilians

[@cohengamertv6548]

@@Anti_Septikumits a instinct so they can protect there nest from predators bro

[@Anti_Septikum]

@@cohengamertv6548 so if I break into your property, build a nest and then attack you it is considered defending?

[@frostyflakkes2692]

That car fr almost hit her 😂

[@thewolfydragon1989]

This is why here in the uk it's a saying that these geese are alternatives to a guard dog! 😂 🤣

[@Vegan_scorpioo]

Except goose attacks their owners

[@thewolfydragon1989]

@@Vegan_scorpioo I've never been attacked by geese and I lived with them in my garden for 24 years until landlord/goverment bedroom tax forced me to move

[@hayderneamah1323]

@@Vegan_scorpioo no they don't, we had geese in a farm growing up . But you must get them imprinted on all the family members when young so they see you as part of the flock . Ours just attacked strangers and used to hiss at my brother in law .

[@hayderneamah1323]

They are way better than dog in guarding and alarming you. To a potential dangers even hawks in the sky . They can scare most animal away but still it's the alarm quality what you need , they honk if one chicken left outside the coop or if the door is not closed by night time etc.

[@user-zo8wd1ho5g]

@@hayderneamah1323 here in my country goose was known to prevent thief from entering our home

[@thelasthourgetready]

That driver is terrified 😂😂

[@mrsyoungdolph3755]

Hell you would be too

[@williamkuykendall7569]

Goose 2 humans 0 😂😂

[@joyhouriyasambadeh]

Goose is warrior !

[@lesliengo8347]

3 including the bag

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

​@@lesliengo8347 Did you get the bag from them?

[@lesliengo8347]

@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Yes, it was too easy!

[@DuckyVR193]

The goose tries to get into the car 😂😂😂

[@phoenixrexx6571]

The car almost killed her lmao. People never seen a goose? Silly city people

[@eddieloretta3980]

Hey

[@eddieloretta3980]

How are you doing today

[@ckmp]

I know right but it's like he didnt see her trying to fight the bird off I mean really

[@eddieloretta3980]

phoenix rexx how are you doing

[@I_Mark_Mills]

I know, right? I've never seen something so pathetic

[@jiminsballsacks7277]

Eren chasing after mikasa when she sees he has a Date With Jean

[@Stargirl-jy8rc]

That's what I was going to say

[@Pyrodagoat]

💀

[@kawaiichan6897]

You Mean Mikasa because eren isn’t a female ldk what you meant honestly

[@kawaiichan6897]

@reichstag good to know thanks

[@LUNAXREISS]

Lol facts 😂

[@shanaleestanley9716]

That goose is a Savage 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pedchoro]

It's maybe just trying to protect the other one sitting on eggs. But funny 😂😂

[@annhitchcock3093]

That’s no joke, folks! My friend’s domestic geese attack me every time I pull up to her place. They are domestic and so large they don’t need to fly at me. They just bite the back of my thighs and twist... yes, it hurts! I’m so hurt because I love animals and these geese are beautiful- but very mean to me.

[@jrsmith1998]

Kill em. That’s what i did when one got aggressive with me. Just to make an example, i wounded him so he could die a slow death so the others can see not to approach me aggressively. He died in like a week. I seen him laying out on the sidewalk

[@MeneTekelUpharsin]

@@jrsmith1998 You will be plagued by the curse of the geese aka the bird flu

[@raya2569]

Lol I would definitely STOP going over there if it's everytime

[@Pineandfeather]

Bring a coyote with you next time.

[@8000puppy]

That man was. Pretty scared too 😂😂🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

[@BlackberryTitties]

Damn bird chose violence ! 😂😂😂

[@Gexxon]

Goose: All i wanted was a ride.

[@princenoah21]

Dinner jumps into your car and you throw it away.

[@marycarpenter9104]

Poor women minding her own business. I see where the man tried to help but he was scared to.

[@Bizeecentral]

He a wuss lol

[@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi]

Wow, nature sure makes mothers fearless.

[@vocabularymillionaire]

This goose must have read that provision of the US law which gives more power to animals over humans. 😂

[@Diplomat999]

He got out real quick when the goose went inside the vehicle.

[@samuraicupcake289]

The reason Canadians are so nice is cuz we send all our aggressivity thru the geese down to the States 😂

[@oceanbreezeyy764]

I almost got attacked by a two geese today. I spent an hour before I had to clock in trying to learn how to defend myself in case it attacks for real. They flew at me, and I completely froze. Their nest was six feet to the left of me, so they were more concerned about protecting it than attacking me.

[@kemanijones]

I saw a lady grab a goose by the neck and threw it on the other side of the property.

[@mrsbond9743]

Okay now they need to remove the nest and put it someplace safe before this damn bird kill someone

[@Mario-ci5nd]

This bird really can’t kill anyone but itself.

[@caRoadKill1]

it is illegal to disturb any birds nest..they will have to wait till the goslings hatch and leave the nest

[@je1414]

2 dumb idiots in the reply section doesn't know sarcasm in the year 2020

[@mushiyastrickland84]

@ they may not be able to kill you, but their bites can slash your skin

[@Anti_Septikum]

​@@Mario-ci5ndthe claws

[@AngelaZuniga]

This guy trained a goose to get women into his car lol

[@loopyangitut7829]

the goose was like: GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY BICH

[@reelreeler8778]

Tooo bad there are cameras everywhere now.......That goose would have gotten some instant karma from me.

[@jesuschristislord7754]

Easy there tough guy. The God of Goose will smite thee.

[@Politickticktickin]

It's illegal to attack the geese?

[@MaddenC_Outdoors19]

Only if u get caught tho

[@Anti_Septikum]

​@@Politickticktickinthats defending

[@Jacob-sq6dx]

I thought Canadians are nice

[@mrs.cloroxbleach4382]

I would have dropped kicked that bird. You about to catch a fade bird.

[@charliechaplin132yearsago9]

Really I tried before but the bird flies so fast and will get more angry

[@lt.skippy9028]

Cci varmint shotshell in .38 special if I had a good angle on it. If not its catching these hands then imma rip its throat out with these pointed teeth. 1 pro to having pointed teeth-better grip. Certain foods are annoying to eat though just a con.

[@yamchayaku]

the bird is pretty light and has a lot of fluff. Your attacks would probably just push the bird at best unless you grab it

[@Feisty.Success]

@@yamchayakumy brother got attacked by one and he grabbed it by the neck and slammed it. The geese wobbled away

[@Anti_Septikum]

​@@Feisty.Successcommon sense, dont know why others dont do this

[@ramoore2318]

Man shouldve stayed in the car and kept driving, its too late for the woman to be saved.

[@sarbnitrof4663]

Trying my hardest ro remember why this species is illegal to kill

[@kiakia3760]

Canada goose be like☠️💀

[@davidtosh7200]

Goose dinner anyone?

[@Shams252playz]

Untitled goose game in irl 💀

[@explorationgmer1336]

Imagine if the bird poops on her too 😂

[@DS-of6ui]

This is what happens when uber accidently books same cab for 2 different pax🤣

[@Vampira2430]

It’s like that movie The Birds

[@zoedavison6591]

Serious that goose lost it. She was clearly walking away and it kept following her. What else was she to do

[@user-tt3gd5nl7q]

Goose only keeps attacking because she’s running away…. A goose in the air can’t get leverage with its wings to magically beat people to death.

[@MrNavy8]

When eren sees mikasa with jean

[@hulksuperman3326]

The driver nearly broke his legs 🦵 😳 🤭

[@vib3442]

Geese was like this party for 3

[@_ilovequeens_]

That's a geese

[@DANT-E]

People are such cowards

[@igor0155]

Ikr. A goose can literally do no harm to you at all

[@BrianKrol-hk8vl]

Wouldn't want that to be me😂

[@Weird-City]

Hahaha goose got into the car - like an action movie scene commandogoose

[@INDDigitalAssistant]

An actual visual of a Wild Goose Chase 🤕

[@opieobannion1679]

WHEN HELPING GOES WRONG 😂😂😂😂 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE DRIVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@3DVizzion]

Who was the car aiming for? Who is the idiot behind the wheel, lol.

[@tommybrown9534]

He tried to carjack her lol. Gangsta Goose plays zero games 😄

[@Spookophonicstudios]

tuesday i was attacked on my way home, this morning i was attacked again... the way home i went across the street.. eff that goose >:(

[@QGeneral]

I'm here because I was attacked by a aggressive Geese this morning at work . I love Animals , but folks these Geese are no joke and they are very strong 💪

[@therealjackieheezy]

haha that goose got her purse and money

[@yasseriqbal6119]

Finally I made her get in the car with me😂 thank you crazy goose😂😂

[@grind3659]

You should be able to protect yourself at all costs be it a Canada Goose or not. I have to deal with this daily going into my home. It's illegal to harm them in certain states.

[@PassengerFifty7]

Goose: I choose violence!

[@teflontwon-o.t.r]

Stick and move, stick and move, uppercut that goose 😂🤣😅🦸‍♀️

[@caRoadKill1]

talk about being goosed!!!!..lmao

[@arunjames6494]

Damn poor lady she dropped her bags

[@marycarpenter9104]

Who filmed this? Poor women

[@pepethe123]

how to get a woman in a car-

[@RockonRain22]

Steve got in the car!😮

[@EMMANUELIWUOHA.]

hahahaha

[@leandrahuffman6646]

😂😂😂😂😂😂so funny lamo

[@Aditya-xf4hp]

This was total fun 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nicky3384]

LOLl! That's why we don't put a nest near a bustling entryway in a city. Never ceases to amaze me where some birds are dumb enough to lay their eggs or lead their babies...

[@Tiggerozzy]

The baby just trying to protect her babies if someone can find a safer nesting ground for the babies....

[@cerriberry6835]

Diana Saldivar thank god someone has a heart 🙏🏻

[@natcalverley4344]

Cerri Berry So I like to eat Canada goose does that make me and my family heartless . They are rats with wings and have become habituated in cities where they don’t belong. They overwhelm parks and contaminate fields with tons of goose droppings as well as transmit bird flu. It is likely not a mother but a gander protecting its mate and nest. The Canada goose population is one of the greatest success stories in conservation however the pendulum has swung far to far the other way . We regularly cull them where I live.

[@Dronelover-_-85]

Really said"Its my territory,go away hunan!"

[@bingesquad1]

Silly goose, Im talking about the people😂

[@gracious6461]

If that happens to me on my way to work I'm going to call in unable not working that day at all

[@Cloud-dq1mr]

🤣

[@christinestange4813]

Yikes.

[@johnmp1470]

The goose followed her into the car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adultonsetwoodworking]

amazing

[@vamsikrishna2385]

Once a friend of mine was attacked by swan in a park, he just catched its head and trapped its wings in his armpits, that was last day it attacked someone

[@RudeReaper]

She was walking straight for the nest🪹

[@terryfolderson-is5qo]

weve got geese that constantly lay eggs in our parking lot islands and one of them, unbeknownst to me, was next to my car so when i came back from vacation i got out and mama goose literally bum rushed me and chased me to the door lol

[@StudioHolocene]

Peace was never an option.

[@yamchayaku]

The woman's job was probably a miserable one and the bird was doing her a favor

[@Heesab]

News headlines: Man almost hits woman with car as she get mauled by geese. Women kidnapped by geese as driver cowardly escapes. Geese failed kidnapping and car jacking but did manage to get away with victims purse

[@SinakoMxabo]

We can act as if we did not see 0:38 with the driver

[@firewaterbydesign]

*Once you learn how to handle geese and ducks you will NEVER fear them again!!!*

[@KarmoKaAaina]

Because Birds Soul reconize her.. What she has done wrong with this Bird.. Soul never forgot to take revenge.

[@airn4789]

ALWAYS the Canadian goose.

[@birdfanboi]

I can bet this lady hates geese now

[@user-kr6nr9tw5l]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikevazovsky2532]

they should hire geese as guards for the president

[@sweets99tsts13]

I hate fighting them especially when they jumping you

[@LaZZ0SpAzzO]

Stuff like this happens in Minnesota way too often. Every fall. And they're a protected species

[@mikezan232]

Why is the man on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 u really want that kind of man defending you ladies

[@catherine3913]

How would I stop the attacks by geese

[@clarkstone4619]

Goose must have smelled something fishy

[@Conor-B]

Was the goose and the driver working together? Looks like it was some kind of planned robery or kidnapping.