Protoss RAGES At my Auto Turrets | Beating Grandmasters With Stupid Stuff

Particularly funky episode of Beating Grandmasters With Stupid Stuff in which my opponents aren't always happy with the outcome.
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[@sobranius]

Honestly, by eastern europe standard "kys clown" can qualify as GG.

[@ericcusss]

for real

[@earlgrey2130]

Online gaming and social media destroy social skills

[@Lohness10]

Yeah, he said nothing about Kevin's mom, so could count as a gg

[@r4in407]

@@OathofthePeachGarden where are they? do they multiply?

[@publicalias8172]

@@r4in407 I'm in your walls

[@thecarnagecreator3691]

Audience: how many ravens did you lose? Harstem: uhh, I don't know. I never counted, I am not really a math guy you know.

[@pokis21]

My God. The fact that you can play at your level while still having constant and witty commentary is mind blowing. Can confirm the Belgian roads.

[@SkyLordPanglot]

Try Bulgarian roads

[@jh7589]

Try Ukrainian roads

[@kubzos]

You can try polish ones too.

[@abudgie6909]

South African roads are #1

[@oKnuTo]

tbf hes dutch and well they have the best roads in the whole world. but form my experiacne belgium roads are definatly worse compered to the surronding coutries. m

[@plantex625]

I like how Hamster doesnt edit out the time getting the package, it adds to the stupid stuff vibe somehow

[@Harstem]

Hamster doesn't edit these. I completely forgot that was in oops

[@volodyanarchist]

If it were in the middle of the game, that'd be even better!

[@drewaforbes]

31:08 this laugh is absolutely priceless

[@ozekeau]

More about Belgium.... This should be mandatory

[@naijii]

😂 I really feel like Harstem had a very traumatizing issue while traveling to Belgium recently

[@Lohness10]

In my experience roads are fine, but too many morons

[@yevgenyiyeet8737]

nah hes just Dutch

[@soulflame799]

What he says about our roads is true in some areas.

[@daniel.friedrich]

Belgium is inherently traumatizing.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Have you been there? Its awful. The roads are part of the issue. But also all the old buildings falling apart on the side of the road. And then in the distance you just see a half built bridge in a random field, going nowhere. Traveling through Belgium just feels like getting trolled.

[@hal9000-b1i]

I heard Brussels put a bounty on Harstem's head

[@murmenaattori6]

Brussels lacks the stalkers to face him.

[@victornunes900]

Damn. Lots of Belgium hate these past few videos. Did something happen? Did you get mugged by a Belgian?

[@DragonsilverXGenesis]

Joe Mama

[@Eewokney]

Its normal for a Dutch person to point these things out, they want their southern neighbors to improve themself, so first they need to see what they do wrong. also the Dutch are very direct and yust say things how they are.

[@IwillLose]

One does not really need a reason to "severely dislike" Belgium.

[@ZAWARUD00]

I'm not a Russian expert, but the way they spell “clown” is the exact same as in English

[@failor3235]

Its not a RU word, its just english word written with RU letters and they read O a bit different.

[@gaantro2395]

It is spelling klo-oo-n

[@TheLOGMAN02]

Harstem you're such a legend keep it up

[@zarlus8]

I like how, it doesn't matter the race Harstem always insults the thinking level of the player.

[@advil000]

This was legit good for your play style. You've got to do this every game on a multi hour stream this week and put it up. It forces you to do the one thing you never do enough of... harass non stop. I could watch this for hours and not get tired of it.

[@patrickwinkelmann4002]

Did you all know that the building armor upgrade also apply to raven turrets 😂😆

[@thomasbieri9239]

Okay but maybe cause it's a Building 😅😂 I love to blame Terran but this seems legit not like the Helion and Hellbat thing, bio and mech at the same but not at the same timing 😂

[@aadil999]

Wasn't this just changed in the patch?

[@kaijinkazura520]

was changed in the patch, turret armor is no longer affected by the upgrade

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

No it doesn't. Niether does enhnaced auto targeting. They used to, but it got changed as auto turrets were rather too tanky, and with the raven buff they had to be nerfed

[@jepasdenom7643]

Holy jesus that's uber fun. That moment of translation with the epic reaction. 😂😂😂

[@M747022]

nicely done, clown!

[@HabibuHalama]

I love it when a country makes jokes about the neighboring country.

[@benli5846]

Can you do a BGMWSS where you are only allowed to expand on your opponent's side of the map and play a macro game? Once all the bases are taken on your opponent's side of the map, I guess you could take your natural 😅

[@alexsappington1587]

That's so disrespectful I love it

[@jsrodman]

Is it against the spirit of the challenge if you put your natural in your opponent's main?

[@henrikt.183]

​@@jsrodman if you can do that while still making it a macro game, go for it.

[@benli5846]

@@jsrodman 🤣🤣

[@jsrodman]

@@henrikt.183 Hmm... this might require some sort of treaty negotiations with the opponent.

[@Erosis]

Belgium living rent-free in Harstem's head due to lack of adequate apartment infrastructure in Belgium.

[@talesseed]

That's a good one

[@NilEoe]

Harstem casually playing tower defence with queens and auto turrets made my day

[@hostvind]

Oh, you've got a russian yourself. "Работаем"

[@patrickcampbell957]

Fat man was the name of one of the nukes dropped on Japan

[@89sharlo]

I'd like to join your circus, captain!

[@bogdyvyp]

to start, 3 minutes of Belgium bashing...lovely

[@abadok23]

Man, Belgium really did something wrong to Harmstem. Cmon captain dont be scared, show on the doll, where did Belgium touch you

[@Hairintd]

Captain once again approved that high ego and low skill is worst than sufficient ego and high skill

[@ruke47]

Did you know that roaches regenerate 7 HP/sec while burrowed? It almost never comes up! Can you make this matter with some early-game burrowed roach cheese, micro-ing roaches back in the same way that you micro blink stalkers?

[@Erosis]

Belgium hurt this man

[@dominikmagnus]

Ah, the language of Dostoevsky... also a language where you can say "kys" in just one word. Great.

[@oleksandrbespalov9713]

If you actually read dostoyevsky one day, you'll see there is not so much contradiction between these points :)

[@kunothomas5335]

LMAO keep ripping on Belgium roads

[@NighteyesJP]

Hey Grubby I really like your new channel. Good to see you playing Starcraft again!

[@fishheadset1219]

2:45 i dont play sc2 anymore but i watch your vids because of this. you should try stand up comedy

[@WhoTFstolemyname]

technically "yourself" is one word... practically it's two.

[@benjamindeh873]

Sheesh toxic toss player.

[@nietaki]

This episode was really good, I'm sure we would like a sequel where you play the same strategy, but find a game against Terran :)

[@antoinevuillemot6359]

I love how you Dutch folks see Belgians just as we do in France 😂 Not really hate just contempt and banter

[@dirkbester9050]

In Canada it is newfies, from Newfoundland, that are bottom of the barrel. Except for lobster. Lobster from that general area is genuinely superior but we give the credit to Nova Scotia.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Unfortunately for you, we do really hate the French.

[@stoatmuldoon3131]

O captain my captain!

[@pringles_mcgee]

78 worker kills with ravens bro what the fuck hahahaha

[@Borg8]

Ruzzians don't know how to lose and don't know how to win.

[@Soulless_Elf]

omg r u really making it about politics? and how do you even know he is from russia? for u to know russian is the second most popular language on the internet after english so ur assumption is bold and toxic

[@oleksandrbespalov9713]

@@Soulless_Elf ahaha, how to say you're russian without saying you're russian 🤣

[@kentdetrick5865]

Fat man is a character from the Animaniacs. Episodes mostly consisted of this character trying to stop the bad guys while being extremely overweight, getting winded about 3 seconds into the chase, and stopping to eat something deep fried.

[@tobiasdeppler5048]

I play gold league and suffer cause my opponents playing more and more harstem tactics - thank you you clown!

[@tilmanvogel2387]

aiaiai

[@pmc1212]

78 Probe kills... Woah lol

[@Alloran]

Harstem playing glaives against Belgium...shade everywhere.

[@SawyerKnight]

🤡😆

[@ddenozor]

0:45 is a certified Dutch moment. They will bash Belgium at every opportunity they get.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

They left us >:( It was a bad breakup.

[@TheVeregat]

If you interference matrix a drone, can it still mine?

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Mining is an ability so probably not

[@Soulless_Elf]

thats some GM lvl plays XD

[@ImadZeryouh]

Belgium used to be with Netherlands but people there wanted to be with France. Since then we made jokes about how dumb that is. Its actually no joking matter but thats how we laugh it away and have epic soccer matches. Its not hate its therapy for both sides because wars leave scars. There is alot to say but I keep it short because I dont wanna dig up old problems in this time again.

[@richardv3792]

Belgium again? :P

[@Tordehole]

As someone who only plays coop and even thats rare these days.. What would the math be on killing a CC/Nexus/Hatch with just auto turrets - if even possible?

[@SaulGoodman3D2049]

Very doable with like 30 autoturrets dropped at a time, pretty sure we see it demonstrated multiple times in the mass raven BGMWSS. With low raven count only dropping 1-3 turrets at a time though, it's better to kill workers.

[@nocullough]

Is that right? I think it's closer to 50 seconds of turret shooting. So like maybe 8 or 9 turrets could burst it down depending on how many survive for a full duration.

[@Tbonesteak23]

This entire time of watching this I have three words in my head:”you naughty boy 😂“

[@Mglunafh]

Hahahah, that's the level of discussion and manners in eastern europe we all recognise 😂

[@ChadZLumenarcus]

You sir are amazing and the world needs more people like you LOL

[@Lost7one]

mamma mia the macro

[@2BREIT4U]

I love how you keep roasting Belgium. Greetings from your beloved German neighbour. 😁

[@AlmalekeLoL]

The classic belgian highway gambit

[@w0nd3rlu573r]

Брилянта работа 😀

[@JJ-qo7th]

If you lose to autoturrets maybe you deserve to lose?

[@tsundude4320]

I have auto turret Syndrome

[@LindetwinNL_]

auto turret videos are always the best.

[@dizzlebizzle8424]

"technically yourself is two words as well"

[@Upiets]

Rather use "literally"? Or what

[@zachthomas3333]

Can auto turrets block probes?

I don't really understand what you Dutch have with the Belgians. Is it because Belgian fries and beers are better, they got the EU capital and they have the softer languages? I think you are better in sticking with the SC2 race discrimination than with the ordinary Dutch discrimination of that beautiful, though sometimes a bit messy country. Sincerely, your German neighbour who lived both in your beautiful country with the superior cheeses and organisational skills as well as in Belgium ;) P.S.: Fantastic gameplay and great fun to watch, you never disappoint!

[@dirkbester9050]

Sorry no, but only your chocolate is acknowledged to be decent. But Swiss is even better. So sad!

[@TheSuperappelflap]

They left us because of some minor religious disputes and because some pompous English dude promised that they would protect Belgian neutrality. As a German you will know this didnt work out very well for them. Then, over the past 2 centuries since their independence, they managed to turn the wealthiest and most industrious region in all of Europe into an economic and industrial backwater that doesnt even have drinking water coming out of the faucets, no functioning road infrastructure or infrastructure of any other kind, and no functioning government. And they gave away a bunch of land to the French for no good reason. We could have been so great together but they thought they could get something better from the English. Its like when your wife leaves you to sleep with her boss at work and then he dumps her after 2 months and now she has nothing while youre banging younger hotter chicks. So, for the past couple centuries, Belgium has been a joke to the Dutch.

@@TheSuperappelflap Have you been in Flanders?

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@ Yes, many times. Except for the old parts of Antwerp and Bruges, which are cities that we built while Belgium and the Netherlands were still 1 country, its a shithole compared to the Netherlands. And dont even get me started on Wallonia.

[@alfonshasel1995]

Huh, what made you hate on belgium that hard all of a sudden?

[@gamingnarrativesandstories1700]

Tanks take supply, planetary does not... :)

[@christianr9649]

I have never been in Belgium before and now i never ever will be ;-)

[@alanmortier5295]

Harstem shitting on Belgium has me dead! (Yes it's all true what he says Im from Belgium)

[@an0nsaiko890]

i didnt know what ranks meant for units up until now

[@JurisKankalis]

Truly impressive how well the translation app works. Just wanted to type - that "убейся" means kill yourself (it's a transitive verb - created from the intransitive "to kill" (убить) - weird that both Russian - as well as my language, Latvian, both have both intransitive and transitive verbs which in some cases can be created from one another just by adding the transitive ending, which none other of the 5 languages I speak - have). Either way - Russians for the last year or so have weirdly started to call the entire world for "clowns" and wishing (or much more than mere wishing) death - but it seems both of those are coming back to haunt them, except they're not becoming clowns - but zombified (Z) puppies of their daddy master - which - yeah, it's kinda being a clown. Either way - thanks for the entertaining game, greetings - and a new subscriber - from Latvia.

[@Erebus2075]

but inf t got removed for being too op -_-

[@coaiemandushman1079]

Thank you for calling me a friend every video, it helps a lot

[@veegoesvroom6685]

Oh, you so shoud watch Ketroc!

[@Blechfaust]

How did you know?! I drove through Belgium last Sunday to visit the beach in Vlissingen and I just got this video in my timeline by random. 😂

[@MoonyD911]

😂 oh man when you get the salty players. LOVE it.

[@derecknorman5487]

It’s official. Harstem does not know what ironically means… or un-ironically for that matter 😂

[@kurtremislettmyr7108]

leave Belgium alone you bully!

[@yy-gf7ze]

Harstem how old are you?

[@jackmeoff6380]

what as the third word lmao

[@GamerGuy249]

Happy Monday everyone!

[@JG-bk9pj]

can't blame em, i want to leave 7 seconds in against terran too. TvT is unbearably shit

[@TheSuperappelflap]

just make reapers lol, i dont get why people hate it so much

[@schubertludwig]

Genius. Please stay alive. (So you can play more stupid stuff like this.)

[@yasedky]

Harstem is a pure comedian, "I am the overlord hunter here, maybe this is what I was born to do as well " 😂😂

[@superoli1]

I love how the captain is throwing shade at Belgium

[@tyrannocorgi123]

"Like Belgian roads" is a masterful analogy. Respect.

[@Sara_Feingold]

What it is with Harstem and picking on Belgium lately? XD

[@andreashalbfeld7671]

You're a content MACHINE!

[@billjensen51]

Stark Raven Mad

[@soulflame799]

"Beating Grandmasters With Stupid Stuff" is my favourite series! But please Kevin, stop bashing my country! We won the war for our independence, get over it already! ;)

[@TheSuperappelflap]

how is independence working out for you for the past 2 centuries? you get invaded more often than...literally any other country i can think of. maybe hungary technically has the record.

[@soulflame799]

@@TheSuperappelflap still bitter about your loss I can see. Independance is GREAT because we are free from POS like you! Also, you should learn history before making a complete fool of yourself. The Netherlands have been Spannish colonies for how long? ;) For the rest, you can bash my country as much as you like. At least, we don't have 50.000 rules for everything under the sun, our police doesn't shoot with REAL bullets on protesters, we're not jam-packed in houses the size of chicken cages because your country is way too small for the amount of people living in it. At least, we don't have that despiccable accent you guys have. Even if you are angry you still sound funny. How can any one take what a Dutch person says seriously? It's just not possible. Get over it: we won, you lost. Because you were too weak and incapable, and still are.

[@basicuser54]

A couple Vikings to snipe the prism seems manditory vs gateway toss

[@brett2themax]

TIL Belgium is the Michigan of the EU

[@fdsfnicht6533]

More like Detroit is the Belgium of the US. Belgium is here since the time of ceasar and no one knows why.

[@silmaril555]

If you mean Gaul Belgica it includes a part of modern day Dutchland. Modern day Belgium is a recent country made in 1830.

[@ThomTheTomatoe]

Fat man is Kevin Smith but he lost weight and is still awesome...

[@jeffjones488]

GOAT

[@whatsgoodmiley1456]

Last!

[@DNSfeatchamper]

"1 view 1 minute ago" i really was here fast but it wasnt enough

[@whatsgoodmiley1456]

@@DNSfeatchamper gotta keep the fingers warm at the ready

[@melvinthegiant5893]

Next episode: beating Belgian roads

[@maximalll8286]

Yeah, russian is just supreme language, you can pack all the phrase structure in one prefix or suffix, though sometimes you cant find a russian analog for some english word

[@Soulless_Elf]

It may be a superior language when you're the native speaker but english is way better in case of international communication because it is way easer to learn. Хотя как носителю мне тяжело судить о тяжести познания русского языка иностранцами.

[@Tbone_Crusader]

Raven strat...Ketroc style😃

[@Upiets]

Работаем!💪

[@tobekind]

And then he left his whole army. Жиза

[@Cheshire9k]

If youre going for so many Ravens isnt it worth to get building armour and +2 range?

[@3vilSeraph]

love it.

[@StrikerEureka1]

ayayayayayyayay