I used to threaten my mom by saying " I'm gonna run away", she replied with, "Don't run away,walk away, because no one is going to chase you", I stopped that real quick.
@barbellbrigade10 жыл бұрын
This made me regret ever disobeying my mom. I'm gonna call my mom right now.
@RongGuy10 жыл бұрын
Remember to wish her happy mothers day!
@dibgee264110 жыл бұрын
Call her before David does!
@acej0810 жыл бұрын
Bro.. you better or David will lol that jerk
@hqi132110 жыл бұрын
Your name is Bart? What? :mindblown:
@ericklizarraga344310 жыл бұрын
Ohh Bart haha
@MegaGangsta4life10 жыл бұрын
"Sideshow Bob looking ass" xD LOL Im dead from laughter
@hakitouchiha9 жыл бұрын
"Shit is about to get *REAL* My nigga." XD I can't breathe!
@gingerraven18 жыл бұрын
her eyes though lol
@underdogjustin7198 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing I for real peed on my self
@DarkMoonGeneral8 жыл бұрын
I dont normally like the n word but this was funny.
@chek1n9 жыл бұрын
"sideshow bob lookin' ass" LOL
@wallie3569 жыл бұрын
jeffrey625625 I thought it was so sancho from simpsons
@connorwong9310 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a second and appreciate the beautiful eyes on that woman...?
@JM-wu1yp9 жыл бұрын
+Connor Wong like for real, where all the damn MILF comments? Where you at youtube? WTF? She like a brown Jackie Brown with more fine on her.
@riverturkey35409 жыл бұрын
let's take into note.. she said "two am in the morning"
@noralanderos44699 жыл бұрын
6:14 SHE CALLED HIM OPPA IM SCREECHING
@brocake12786 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@slapdatbutton89316 жыл бұрын
Jacob Hughes It can mean many things depending on the context. But in this case it is the equivalent of _daddy_
@Tran-ll2it5 жыл бұрын
Jacob Hughes it's what a little sister calls her big brother, or what younger woman would call a man that's a little older than her out of respect in Korean.
@kaykayree110 жыл бұрын
Everytime he said a curse word. My body tensed and I was expecting my mother to slap me. Not because I ever cursed at her, but because it's instinctively known that an ass whooping was soon coming. lolol
@RK724bb10 жыл бұрын
-But I love him! :( -SHUT UP, JENNY!!! LOL
@its.neekee10 жыл бұрын
"Pray for rain; build an ark like Noah did" 😂
@stevencrawford41839 жыл бұрын
A black dude would only talk his mom like that if he wanted to die.
@XNightmareGsX9 жыл бұрын
+Steven Crawford yup. YUP.
@kinqy24339 жыл бұрын
+Steven Crawford he's not black he's arab.
@jai50639 жыл бұрын
+Kinqy™ He still has black in him
@LunaQur9 жыл бұрын
Oh my Black AND Arab ? He must be fucking insane to talk to her like that xD
@ninasinyayev39188 жыл бұрын
that is racist
@CurryandDumpling10 жыл бұрын
Pahahaa "Sideshow Bob looking ass" Hahahaha XD
@Carlwat7810 жыл бұрын
***** Not really, "The Simpsons" is still an ongoing and popular show. She doesn't have to be old to know about it. lol
@ericklizarraga344310 жыл бұрын
Fuck the Simpsons
@yaoifinatic110 жыл бұрын
Oh my GAWD if I EVER talked to my mom like that I'd be spending the day picking my teeth up off the floor. How could anyone ever curse at their parents like that?! Damn.....
@yaoifinatic110 жыл бұрын
Mina Lou that's what would've happened to me.
@SouthernGlitter10 жыл бұрын
Yea, right before she did that she would ask "Do you wanna wake up in Dallas or San Antonio? I need to know which direction I am slapping!"
@lamCookie10 жыл бұрын
dude, so many stupid boys out there that abuse their parents, verbally, mentally, and physically. and many just say "boys will be boys" but that is BS. grab that belt and whip them into shape before it's too late! sometimes, a little pain goes a long way =-=
@theshaful10 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@mattryanleeml10 жыл бұрын
SouthernGlitter ur comment almost killed me..hahahaha
@TheHappybunny67110 жыл бұрын
I obviously love David's rants but I think his sketches are even better and should do more.
@XoxBabykuyXox9 жыл бұрын
I am surprised that there are no comments about how beautiful the mom is she is really pretty
@jetfish77710 жыл бұрын
david still not wearing pants lol
@SermonsSubtitled10 жыл бұрын
Shit! MAN! DAVID!! Seriously!! You deserve to be in a Hollywood movie, seriously!! You would be SO successful in comedies like Hitch and it would be a blockbuster!! It's such a pain in the ass to watch you just in these short sketches and feeling that you deserve to be in a real movie instead!! Did you ever think to shoot a movie with the help of your friends?? It would be So amazing!!
@tofoowaifu9 жыл бұрын
a year later and after watching a shit ton of JKNews. i realized one really unnecessary thing but worth knowing. It was Julia saying "But I love himmm".
@MangoJelly189 жыл бұрын
Victoria Le Kinda sounds more like Julie Zhan than Julia :o
@Simplymarysol9 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Gina lol
@AnalogFoundry9 жыл бұрын
MangoJelly18 Yea it was Julia...
@pandaproductions68979 жыл бұрын
Victoria Le it sounded like Gina
@seergioboii92759 жыл бұрын
when does she say that
@alexpeterjoy10 жыл бұрын
That part where David showed up at the end LOOOOOLLLLL!!!!
@kialorraine9329 жыл бұрын
"No no no nigga". She had me dying.
@zzasserzz10 жыл бұрын
That was a lot of comedy with a lot of heart. David you outdid yourself.
@saipatibandla901810 жыл бұрын
The only two people in this world who will love you unselfishly are your parents, love your mother...
@manvireddy8210 жыл бұрын
oh my gods yesssssssss
@rishithaanumola597910 жыл бұрын
awwwww
@willr182010 жыл бұрын
Ur dad is ur parent too!
@TheEpsilonExpirement9 жыл бұрын
Being a teen, I now appreciate my mother immensely
@oliviacomments10 жыл бұрын
the implicit message is don't mess with the asians xD
@ericklizarraga344310 жыл бұрын
Go home yang
@oliviacomments10 жыл бұрын
i am home ^^ Lizarraga
@DarkMoonGeneral8 жыл бұрын
"With your Side show Bob looking ass..." love that line.
@christianhorta194510 жыл бұрын
"How am I suppose to get around?" "I don't know, pray for rain; build an arch like Noah did, I don't care!" LMAO!!!!
@JYLiKayin10 жыл бұрын
Just love ur mother . and it is never too late to show her
@c_smile80038 жыл бұрын
if I spoke like that to my mom, shit would have been real with that switch, belt, slipper, hand...
@guyfarting4308 жыл бұрын
Bamboo stick.
@c_smile80038 жыл бұрын
thank God my mom didn't know where to get those
@pangkoulee76484 жыл бұрын
For real.
@nanabanana41469 жыл бұрын
"Noo Niggga"👌
@DaveDisci10 жыл бұрын
Hey Dave! I love this its hilarious, as always! I hope one day I can make videos as good as yours!
@ashlynmatthews794010 жыл бұрын
David and Khalif have developed a great tom an jerry-esk on screen duo. Great vid, can't wait for more David and Khalif shenanigans.
@maiawaive956610 жыл бұрын
I love the mom here, she's so funny!! Cant stop laughing with Pray for Rain and build yourself an arc so you can get around. LOL
@KevinAgoncillo10 жыл бұрын
Brotha is ripped son! :D
@ClownAl3n10 жыл бұрын
Thank you David for this great reminder that the world is a harsh place, and that moms are The most important peoples in your life no matter what.
@yancismiles73729 жыл бұрын
the Afro dude looks like mugen from samurai champoo
@GrowingUpAwkward9 жыл бұрын
YESSS!
@yancismiles73729 жыл бұрын
GrowingUpAwkward lo if they make a live action, he should play it
@bakagou31729 жыл бұрын
+yanci smiles HOLY CRAP YOU ARE RIGHT
@bakagou31729 жыл бұрын
+yanci smiles IF THEY MAKE LIVE ACTION HE BETTER BE MUGEN I SWEARR
@yancismiles73729 жыл бұрын
Corky Hohepa i know lol
@AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist10 жыл бұрын
" wit yo Side Show Bob lookin ass" XD funny ass fuck
@Animaniac6310 жыл бұрын
BUT I LOVE HIM!
@crtalol89710 жыл бұрын
Shut up Jenny! Hahah
@Ashley-vd6es10 жыл бұрын
My Mom would slap the teeth out of my mouth if cursed like that (in front of her).
@kevocado110 жыл бұрын
Really like these sketches David! High production quality and very entertaining. This one had a great lesson inside too. Nice work!
@yaoifinatic110 жыл бұрын
"No no no light skin. You don't get to say SHIIIIT!!!" Dying over here.
@Danielle7510 жыл бұрын
I'd like to thank her for taking Khalif's loaned clothes.
@artisticnita10 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing so hard and when David did that tongue action at the end I lost it.
@pardesisivakasi10 жыл бұрын
This is fucking GOLD! Need to say that David So give us quality shit compering to JK films. Hope it will be a BTS uploaded. Also, we need more of Kim Jong Illah!
@deepabanapur11110 жыл бұрын
Some complimentary Kaleef service is never a bad idea too.
@Selsmittenxo10 жыл бұрын
nooo, jk films are good as well D:
@mattryanleeml10 жыл бұрын
Selina li tht dude needs to realise that most dave vids are filmed by jk..they r friends..so they help out..lol
@mattryanleeml10 жыл бұрын
Selina li tht dude needs to realise that most dave vids are filmed by jk..they r friends..so they help out..lol
@Brucelee888510 жыл бұрын
pardesisivakasi Well this video is produced by Julia Chow and shot/edited by Daniel Kwan, and they are both JK members, but written by David and he is an honorary JK member so.....
@thall209110 жыл бұрын
The REALEST vid I have seen in a while!! Hands down one of my favorites from you David!! Keep it up!
@suziewardah98199 жыл бұрын
SHIT... JUST... GOT... R E A L
@xXRawrMunstahXx10 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this video, very sweet. Thanks for being awesome David!
@ringaroundth3rosi38 жыл бұрын
if I said "leave me the fuck alone" to my mom when I was 18 - I'm 24 now - I would've been slapped back to the ice age
@alltojah212610 жыл бұрын
Whew! This is one of the funniest skits I have seen in a long time. Keep it fo' real: Go For Broke! crew and always love and cherish your Mom for those who still have that opportunity.
@superravmanrampage10 жыл бұрын
...man If my mum ever called me "nigga" XD
@Carlwat7810 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO @ his mom calling him "Sideshow Bob"
@deederflye10 жыл бұрын
OMG LMFAO David you are the most hilarious guy ever
@rishisingh794810 жыл бұрын
As a teenager, good shit like this brings me back down to earth.
@jgsuklover10 жыл бұрын
David in that robe was just too sexy
@AbednegoTamba10 жыл бұрын
This was the ABSOLUTE BEST video I've seen about loving your mom! LMAO when David was messing with the banana! GOLD!!
@chvideo1210 жыл бұрын
*الجنة تحت أقدام الأمهات*
@manta477610 жыл бұрын
Ali Sadoon OP didnt say anything that will warrant 'trouble' dude chill out
@lilo196810 жыл бұрын
Ali Sadoon the people who understand it, will be the ones who will apreciate it, dont hate, its the saying of the prophet (peace be upon him)
@PurpleLovinManiac9810 жыл бұрын
thankful that this comment exists you have no idea
@KeiraPuppy10 жыл бұрын
When David came out with that robe i laughed so hard. LOL
@KoopaOviasu10 жыл бұрын
My mom and I may not have a good relationship, but it was super hard to watch the skit play out with the kid cursing out his mom. I still can't believe that there are kids out there, who do that frequently. Yikes.
@nexxyss7 жыл бұрын
Me: A on test. Mum: Slaps with slippers until I die. "Why you no have A+?!"
@violethood456910 жыл бұрын
Lol that sound and action David made with his tounge xD
@au5tinpacific10 жыл бұрын
"side show bob lookin ass" i die
@SarahRougex10 жыл бұрын
Made my mom watch this. She loved it ahahaha
@williampritchett638210 жыл бұрын
I gotta show mine and hug her tight as fuck. So David doesn't fuck her.
@acej0810 жыл бұрын
William Pritchett exactly
@sunwooooooo10 жыл бұрын
david has that consistency but THIS IS GOLD.
@PaulKimMusic10 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
@HiCSky8 жыл бұрын
LOL!!! "but I love him!" "SHUT UP JENNY!" XD
@annoyingdrivatar10 жыл бұрын
Nobody is here yet...its my time! PEANUT BETTER IS COMFORTABLE TO PUT ON YOUR EAT LOBE. I have always wanted to drink out of a Twizzler. I am just expressing myself. David I love the vid, keep it up!
@ThomasKiller10 жыл бұрын
yaw david! love your skits man! its the bomb! i wonder when will be the bloopers be up on youtube? its very very funny!
@littlerab55510 жыл бұрын
PSA Needs to be a Fully worked series.
@MultiOne10010 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Yo whaaaatttt??? David you got mad Skit writing skills!!! this shit had me dying!!!
@mansyy3110 жыл бұрын
See me all raising your sideshow bob looking ass. Lmfao xD
@Tentorium310 жыл бұрын
Best video EVER!!! Well directed with flawless acting! Good job you guys :)
@tonyleneau54309 жыл бұрын
she got me at no no nigga sooo funny
@fuffoon10 жыл бұрын
The little 'about to get real' at 1:58 is awesome. This is all too familiar. I sent a Kalif packing just a few months ago. I cannot describe how the ambience at home has improved without hearing juvenile tantrums coming out of a 24 year old man.
@LeoUdechukwu8 жыл бұрын
HA! This is totally what would happen in my house!
@Hirokae10 жыл бұрын
Great video David! A lot funnier than what I was expecting to be!
@SirChocula10 жыл бұрын
ffffffffuuuuuuu, seeing khalif's body makes me feel inadequate, lol T_T
@xaznxremnantx10 жыл бұрын
"SIDESHOW BOB LOOKING ASS" at 0:44 i died... omg AHAHAHAHAHA
@princekp19 жыл бұрын
dude mom is fne!
@razaqk80479 жыл бұрын
+princekp1 xd
@normalperson19948 жыл бұрын
Yo spelling is fine
@TyBurney10 жыл бұрын
1:18 That 'no nigga' had me rolling.
@Ameiaru10 жыл бұрын
best mom ever XD
@GeeQRants10 жыл бұрын
She said "Sideshow Bob lookin ass" lmao she got me weak hahaha
@sjappiyah407110 жыл бұрын
lol if I talk 2 my mom like that she would have 1st beat da crap out of me, then kick me out!
@XQT243710 жыл бұрын
BEST WRITTEN PLOT for a vid on youtube EVER x
@AaronAndroid10 жыл бұрын
Damn she fine!
@DXMDariusXMichi9 жыл бұрын
You are officially my favorite comedian! I showed my mom this video and she laughed her ass off!
@SuperIzzy300010 жыл бұрын
anyone else notice 2AM IN THE MORNING
@DubsOdyssey10 жыл бұрын
Yeeaaa?
@williampritchett638210 жыл бұрын
I did. Kinda redundant.
@surajshergill777710 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this was hilarious! Sorry David that I've not seen any of your videos! Will start!
@lillianmason229410 жыл бұрын
The funny part is David doesnt have a sister
@Seieukos10 жыл бұрын
6:33. I thought I was the only one who entered my room like that LOL
@rocketraccoon356610 жыл бұрын
my mom doesn't take shit from anybody. She kicked my brother out and he had no money, no food, and dirty clothes just because he didn't show her his grades.
@Capta1nTD10 жыл бұрын
That's not a mom, that's a complete bitch. That is heartless and if that was my mom, I'd put myself up for adoption.
@Capta1nTD10 жыл бұрын
Rocket Raccoon Well when you put it that way kicking him out is understandable, but still you never turn you're back on your family. And if he really had another kid someone needs to slap him. What the fuck is he doing how old is he anyway, because it sounds like having just one is a major problem.
@rocketraccoon356610 жыл бұрын
MasterTahir LordofNoobs He's like 22 or something, I haven't seen him in 4 years so I couldn't pin point his exact age, but ya, you have to understand family doesn't treat family like that. She wasn't turning his back on him she was just letting him go in an aggressive manner. It's isn't like she didn't care for him, she cared for all 3 of us. She left college to take care of us and married at a young age. She spent every god damn second caring for us and she never turned her back. I almost feel now talking about it that I don't appreciate what she does for me. So give me a second and I'm gonna go tell her I love her...
@Capta1nTD10 жыл бұрын
Rocket Raccoon Well as long as you care for each other I'm happy for you! But you should probably try to talk to you're brother again if it's been so long.
@crystalshine104510 жыл бұрын
Rocket Raccoon I hope you get to see your brother again
@MynameisBrianZX10 жыл бұрын
0:41 Mom burns. They're twice the regular burn.
@DuhhAsianxox10 жыл бұрын
My moms in the hospital :( Hope she gets better....
@i.n882610 жыл бұрын
Hope she gets better
@Nikkiboo201210 жыл бұрын
Hope she gets better
@JOMANI10 жыл бұрын
I pray she gets better sweetie!!
@DuhhAsianxox10 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys ♥
@jeffsleggs9 жыл бұрын
David always comes out on top
@mr.gamewatch754710 жыл бұрын
Why would one's mom call her son a "nigga"?
@ericklizarraga344310 жыл бұрын
Why not nigga ?
@mr.gamewatch754710 жыл бұрын
***** What the fuck? Why would anyone's mom call her son/daughter that?! Especially your mom, you look middle eastern.
@mr.gamewatch754710 жыл бұрын
***** No one should say "nigga". When one uses that word all it does is make one sound ignorant and idiotic.
@mr.gamewatch75479 жыл бұрын
***** That's deplorable.
@cadenguyen4639 жыл бұрын
***** I'm from Australia, I've never heard the term Sand Nigga. That shit just made my day..........
@BuBs1970G10 жыл бұрын
I love my mommy. Stay close to your parents. You never know if they'll step through that front door ever again.
@Dormiscere10 жыл бұрын
Khalif's body should be illegal.
@byoung4eva110 жыл бұрын
U can tell the beginning is fake, he wouldn't have said those many curse words to his mother without her knocking him out lol
@Masrex10 жыл бұрын
Jenny sounded like Julia Zhan aha
@dayanin44410 жыл бұрын
I should send this to my cousin who just got kicked out two days ago because she thought she could handle the world on her own. She needs this!
@ashdraws907610 жыл бұрын
he would look so hot without the afro
@misseli92210 жыл бұрын
Nah I like the afro
@Hwaberry10 жыл бұрын
So he would look hot bald?
@dffgffffffdddddddddd10 жыл бұрын
Kai Wu Dumbest comment.
@dream-starproductions87577 жыл бұрын
"But I love him!!!" "Get it your room Kimmy!!" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂