After this game, Wake Forest be like: "We want Bama!"
@brcar68626 жыл бұрын
Justin Taylor lmao omg, that would be hilarious. Best comment yet
@cody4turtle5 жыл бұрын
justin best comment in history
@nathanielhiggerson76795 жыл бұрын
Justin Taylor you’re fat
@jasperhughes23995 жыл бұрын
I believe you have my stapler why the negative attitude?
@therealdaltongerardy11565 жыл бұрын
@@jasperhughes2399 you have his stapler ediot!
@YourTurnCutie5 жыл бұрын
That image of Beamer with hands in the air celebrating a 0-0 tie with Wake will always be hilarious
@therealpewdiepie69246 жыл бұрын
The only stars of this game is the long snappers
@liammcelroy37416 жыл бұрын
And the punters
@Femboy876 жыл бұрын
and the defense lol
@J23Fitz6 жыл бұрын
The real pewdiepie And the fans that decided to stay to the end
@NFLYoungBoy2236 жыл бұрын
steve b negative
@cubzrulz6 жыл бұрын
*are
@tyrellsoderberg87356 жыл бұрын
This is bad but Oregon vs Oregon State in 1983 was the last 0-0 tie in NCAA history before overtime rules were implemented in 1996. It was played in a downpour and involved something like 11 fumbles, 5 picks, and several missed FGs. It is known in Oregon as the toilet bowl.
@DouglasEdward846 жыл бұрын
At least that game has the excuse of conditions, and is memorable that way. This game seems to have been played in perfect weather and was still a total dud.
@mgb46926 жыл бұрын
2008 Sun Bowl (LeSean McCoy's last college game), OSU and Pitt combine for less than 500 yards in a 3-0 barnburner, also memorable for having The Village People
@CGalum096 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is that was the 5th time that Oregon and OSU had a 0-0 game
@tarico44366 жыл бұрын
And people wonder why we Duck grads love our team so much. We loved our Mallards then, and what? We're supposed to quit loving our team now just because we're good? Yes, all the bright colors are often a bit much, but I still bleed green and gold. RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!11!!!!!
@tarico44366 жыл бұрын
To MGB. I saw a replay of that Sun Bowl, and it was actually watchable. One great defensive play after another, by both teams. Not as amazing as Boise State over Oklahoma, but then no college game has ever topped that one.
@stephencox76715 жыл бұрын
Pretty much Super Bowl 53
@AxlBrickman5 жыл бұрын
stephen cox Both of these games were snoozefests.
@Z64sports5 жыл бұрын
This game is better just cause it was closer
@jasperhughes23995 жыл бұрын
Zach the Sports Guy lol yeah
@joshuaherrmann64265 жыл бұрын
This game is better because I don't have to slowly realise my team is garbage and the Patriots are about to destroy my hopes and dreams for the second time in the Superbowl :)
@coolguy025365 жыл бұрын
And yet it was better than SB 52...
@burninghammerstudios70336 жыл бұрын
there are no words that can explain how frustrating this game was lol
@nicholaspesch50866 жыл бұрын
Burning Hammer Studios Anybody know what year this was from?
@adamwithrow96086 жыл бұрын
2014
@dennisbowen4526 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaspesch5086 2014. I remember trying to get term papers done and this was pissing me off as I cheer for VA tech
@imtj91965 жыл бұрын
And the game on seniro day
@rbaki946 жыл бұрын
The image of Beamer celebrating the tie is iconic
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
Reed B I wish Beamer would have Dabbed !
@jlow5326 жыл бұрын
he overstayed at VT by about 2 and a half years
@scottibugatti71226 жыл бұрын
This particular football game is really a *foot* ball game.
@flame_15555 жыл бұрын
Badum tssss
@HealwaysRemembers.3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂
@joebartolo55355 жыл бұрын
Title correction: *Best College Football Defensive game ever “
@jaxreavis79565 жыл бұрын
*Worst college offensive game ever*
@nixusy5 жыл бұрын
Nah it was just terrible offense, ok defense
@calthekonqueror3124 жыл бұрын
@@nixusy I don't think you understand people like this, they hate offense, they hate scoring, all they want to see is a scoreless game at the cost of everyone who actually wants to see teams play some offense. I understand wanting teams to play defense but little to no scoring? That is just boring and frustrating to watch. But some people for some reason are completely okay watching scoreless games when the whole point is to out score your opponent!
@JimmyT286 жыл бұрын
Judging by the title, this isn't a defensive showcase but an inept offense showcase.
@garrettswanger67556 жыл бұрын
Jimmy T if you want an inept defense showcase watch the 2016 rose bowl
@WeShowYou6 жыл бұрын
Haha that made me laugh when you put uh oh this is turning into a shootout
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
frank eddy Hilarious
@NTE_6 жыл бұрын
lmao this was great
@notoriousbig61996 жыл бұрын
Not The Expert hey
@collmollsoll65336 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm a sub
@ChampionOrBust6 жыл бұрын
GOAT has appeared
@spedsnake13986 жыл бұрын
Wow! NTE!
@datboimase6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this happened in a pandas game
@masonpyle59296 жыл бұрын
The only people that enjoyed this game were NFL scouts looking for defensive players for the draft.
@brcar68626 жыл бұрын
Mason P and long snappers and punters
@justinzahner83965 жыл бұрын
and long snappers
@lxraymanxl90915 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it give me a good defensive match up and I don't care if it ends 3-0 5 star game in my opinion
@thomasmckenzie45845 жыл бұрын
I think you meant CFL scouts.
@rileyblack71606 жыл бұрын
I honestly enjoyed the hell out of this game. Defensive struggles are the shit. Any score is basically always due to a mistake by the defense, so that means that this game was played perfectly for 4 quarters
@christianrichardson89566 жыл бұрын
Riley Black i like 20 something games that are close... good defense, decent offense
@MrKingpin12056 жыл бұрын
Riley Black True but people always say if the teams doesn't put up a shit ton of points, the game sucks. They does it to the SEC a lot bc most teams in the SEC knows how to play defense and glorify the Big 12 because they don't believe in defense.
@zhaneranger6 жыл бұрын
That's a good way to looks at it. No excuses for those missed field goals though
@GoBuckeyes2166 жыл бұрын
Nah that wake forest QB threw a pick straight to the defense
@NoneSpeciaI6 жыл бұрын
Alpha XO 6:16 so did vt qb lol
@itsburgan4976 жыл бұрын
Auburn vs Mississippi State when Auburn won like 3-2 back in 2007
@207rec6 жыл бұрын
ClassicGamer2004 it was 2008 and I was there unfortunately.
@Maldachi6 жыл бұрын
Derp Henson you didn't deserve that punishment
@dugroz6 жыл бұрын
There was a safety? That makes it more interesting than this game.
@OvSpP6 жыл бұрын
ClassicGamer2004 war eagle!
@kerrycollins95096 жыл бұрын
dugroz Hahahah it wasn't even a good safety, it was a holding penalty in the back of the endzone
@GraveDigger356 жыл бұрын
Who let Blair Walsh kick field goals for Wake Forest???
@JPSIF6 жыл бұрын
#ChiseledAdonis 😂😂😂😂
@Jfraire996 жыл бұрын
Seems he's more of a NICK FOLK now put your mothering head back down you damn bum
@cianshamrock71125 жыл бұрын
We went to Georgia actually
@andrewsmith5755 жыл бұрын
Wyatt Moody well they did enjoy him kicking for the Vikings
@deeramz4 жыл бұрын
Same people who thought Billy Cundiff belonged in the NFL
@SW.Productions6 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore how bad that long snapper is?
@matthewhurlburt98176 жыл бұрын
I just wanna know how many times the announcer said "it's an end over end kick"
@jamessweet69626 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a defense and holding the other team to 0 points and still losing.
@bimmerhuncho9086 жыл бұрын
And after 8 OT's, both teams are in a stalemate, the score 0-0.
@peterf46206 жыл бұрын
Punters are people too! - Rich Eisen
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
Puppy Cuteness No their not... Haha!
@philipem10005 жыл бұрын
You can't prove that.
@unbeatenlake7906 жыл бұрын
This is just an average game for OC Scot Loeffler. Having more punts than points.
@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw49046 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is hilarious
@BananaT3arz6 жыл бұрын
This was somehow the same year Tech beat Ohio State
@GoBuckeyes2166 жыл бұрын
Andreas the Ohio State team that beat bama and a Marcus Mariota lead Oregon team... I agree real wacky year.
@BananaT3arz6 жыл бұрын
Yup... forgot they won the natty that year
@michaelguasconi87086 жыл бұрын
Alpha XO the OSU team that almost lost in OT to a 6-6 PSU team. Just saying.
@GoBuckeyes2166 жыл бұрын
Money G That was the next year.. I’m just speaking on this particular one
@michaelguasconi87086 жыл бұрын
Alpha XO No, the year OSU won the natty, they almost lost on the road to a 6-6 PSU team in OT.
@Matt_Larrick_296 жыл бұрын
If I see another punt I’m gonna lose it
@mbdg68105 жыл бұрын
i will admit super bowl 53 had lots of punts too
@carterpetzke10366 жыл бұрын
At least the punters and special teams got some playing time!...?
@CloutPuma5 жыл бұрын
Ummm Hm please come subscribe to me
@philipem10005 жыл бұрын
Hell they were the highlight reel!
@drewjohnson58596 жыл бұрын
*Drinking game:* take a shot everytime someone punts
@thephilosophicalphilswift86776 жыл бұрын
Drew Johnson rip
@HayTatsuko6 жыл бұрын
+Drew Johnson My liver does the opposite of thanking you for this notion.
@chrissao_5026 жыл бұрын
Every time you hear "end-over-end punt" take a second
@draketorno45015 жыл бұрын
ChrisSao _ every time the word rugby kick is phrased with it take a third
@tristankeeso35215 жыл бұрын
Ive been drunk before but holy shit youd be on another level with some patron shots🤣😭
@uberoutside6 жыл бұрын
This game was Aids 😂 everyone who went should be refunded
@postindierock50636 жыл бұрын
what an awful "person" you are.
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
I’m Sleep Ha.. Hell yeah!
@williambrestel81186 жыл бұрын
I was and I’m a tech fan lol
@bradygoat11656 жыл бұрын
I was
@lxraymanxl90915 жыл бұрын
Good defense it was a great game
@fireplant21146 жыл бұрын
I wanted to watch this game but I was very busy but this is crazy both teams go four quarters and can’t score I couldn’t help but laugh
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
Yea you were definitely lucky to miss this game lol
@AspectBender216 жыл бұрын
When you said “finally we can go home” I laughed so hard.
@ddemski146 жыл бұрын
As a VT student/fan, watching this makes me cringe
@ThreePointOneFou6 жыл бұрын
Imagine sitting through three-plus hours of THAT. At least the sun was out...
@mr.fauxnie30442 ай бұрын
Never thought i’d see the day where there was a punt advisory at the beginning of a highlight video
@selloutpluto20726 жыл бұрын
TCU and Cal : hold my beer
@connorryan51006 жыл бұрын
C J FACTS I WAS THERE
@Jxcksonyeet5 жыл бұрын
The cheez it bowl
@cohedash5 жыл бұрын
Hold my Cheez-its lol
@thebigboi78085 жыл бұрын
The cheese int bowl
@-burrcoldfilms-54066 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it was hard to watch as a Tech fan
@liammcelroy37416 жыл бұрын
*beats OSU on the road, can’t score against Wake Forest*
@Chelseagrinkittycat6 жыл бұрын
Liam Mcelroy the world is a mysterious place
@Goviks155 жыл бұрын
3:19 "Done an excellent job on both sides of the ball". Team has 0 points.
@michaelv87215 жыл бұрын
2:46 “the ball... squirted out”
@rj61105 жыл бұрын
i didnt notice until i saw your comment, wtf kind of commentary was that😂
@descendency6 жыл бұрын
6-3 in double OT. . . that's some offensive incompetence on an unimaginable scale.
@thenumberquelve158Ай бұрын
The coach at 2:47 being so cartoonishly hyped over recovering that fumble is my favorite part. I don't know how he still had that level of energy by this point in the game. Granted, it *was* still the first half, but still.
@billt85046 жыл бұрын
The added comments are hilarious. ("Spoiler alert: Nope") Awesome job on this video.
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
Bill T thanks so much
@benloeffler59915 жыл бұрын
Technically this was also the best game in college football history. The defensive players were amazing and did you see the distance on those punts.
@griz60676 жыл бұрын
This is completely opposite of the LSU vs Texas A&M game tonight😂 (11/24/18)
@Femboy876 жыл бұрын
you know, as a College football fan, this was actually entertaining. It may sound weird, but this is a nice change up to all the shootouts and blowouts i normally see.
@lurchlogan6 жыл бұрын
The Worst Bowl Game: 2008' Sun Bowl, Oregon State def. Pittsburgh 3-0.
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
Nice idea
@TooMuchXoxo6 жыл бұрын
@The Legendary Lurch Logan as a Pitt fan I know this is embbarssaing it was so painful to watch
@SipersGetDome5 жыл бұрын
"They have been doing a great job on both sides of the ball" What game is the announcer watching?
@jadenn2163 жыл бұрын
exactly i heard that and i was like wtf
@nathanstroud22236 жыл бұрын
Defense wins championships.
@Hayden-pp2dy6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Stroud yeah but who comes in after them and puts more points on the board? THE OFFENSE. I'm a defense guy but I still think that both groups contribute to winning championships.
@nathanstroud22236 жыл бұрын
It was a joke.
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Stroud yup, that’s why Virginia Tech beat the eventual national champs Ohio State that year lol
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
Nathan Stroud This was just horrible offense
@coolguy025366 жыл бұрын
Unless you're the Saints.
@DjPyro20104 жыл бұрын
I was in county jail when this game was live and this old guy said the game would go to overtime 0 to 0. I bet him a weeks worth of dinner trays. I was hungry the next week.
@christianrichardson89566 жыл бұрын
Just an exaggerated version of the average Florida game
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
Christian\ Richardson 😂😂☠️
@christianrichardson89566 жыл бұрын
Pro Sports Central and I'm a Florida fan lol
@AsherTrasher20236 жыл бұрын
FSU or Gators?
@christianrichardson89566 жыл бұрын
Asher Trasher gators lol it was a shot at oir terrible offenses the past 8 years lol
@hermanuslemmer16956 жыл бұрын
Almost sure he's referring to the Gators. He would have said "Florida State" if he meant FSU.
@63cero2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t nothing wrong with 20 punts, interceptions, fumbles, terrible field goal attempts and great defense right? 😅
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, this was the worst game of all time, but it’s definitely debatable. What game do you guys think was the worst?
@drew52606 жыл бұрын
Pro Sports Central hi love your vids
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
KZbin Spotter thanks man, means a lot
@mariofanboy23366 жыл бұрын
I thought BC vs wake forest a few years ago was the worst. That ended in regulation, but it was 3-0
@bruhhelp82646 жыл бұрын
I watched this whole game when it happened
@benmurphy25016 жыл бұрын
Wow this was hard to watch. Worst college game is any one where Auburn loses lol
@bobdole49166 жыл бұрын
4 missed field goals, 2 fumbles, and 2 interceptions on top of 18 punts for a game that ended 6-3. Wow.
@ddebenedictis6 жыл бұрын
3:16 So apparently "both sides of the ball" does not include offense.
@vihockeyguy12 жыл бұрын
“Done a great job on both the left and the right side of the ball”
@ddebenedictis2 жыл бұрын
@@vihockeyguy1 😂 Just not the top or bottom.
@vihockeyguy12 жыл бұрын
@@ddebenedictis front and back left a lot to be desired too
@MetalGamesAnimeNERD6 жыл бұрын
Kicker: "Darn" Kicker: "Not again... oh, wait! Another chance!" Kicker: "WTF, I suck" Kicker: "For the wi... *sigh*" Kicker: "Finally!" Kicker: "I'm the best!" - Gets dogpiled by team-
@yuriykisiletskiy4856 жыл бұрын
I had the under in this disaster lol
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
yuriy kisiletskiy You definitely won $$ then
@tonichastain82906 жыл бұрын
There was a game that ended 222 GEORGIA TECH AND 0 CUMBERBATCH
@beefstick31405 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a fan of one of these teams
@yulewave16 жыл бұрын
"They've done an excellent job on both sides of the ball" LMAO
@Timboslice4756 жыл бұрын
I feel like this video should have Curb Your Enthusiasm music every time a decent drive turned into no points. That or Benny Hill music just playing in the background throughout the video.
@icandoallthings53266 жыл бұрын
At halftime, “Wake Forest has played well on both sides of the ball.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@brendan2jz8926 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean? Clemson isnt the ONLY team in the ACC" - Every Clemson fan
@FTTB-FaithfultotheBay255 жыл бұрын
Well, technically, as a Clemson fan, there is no competition in the ACC in this point, so Clemson are the Patriots of college football
@DarkChaosKaxi6 жыл бұрын
Man, that Wake Forest kicker may have been amputated if they had lost after all those field goals... So does this constitute good defense, horrid offense, or somewhere in between?
@lazerhornet7945 жыл бұрын
Virginia Tech was also involved in the “worst college basketball game ever”
@00F6 жыл бұрын
Team analysis: Defense: okay I guess... Offense: noob level terrible Punts: Very long (probably the only thing they are good at) Field goals: Can’t hit the broad side of a barn
@michaelv87215 жыл бұрын
God bless this commentator for trying to sound interested through all this
@israelbischoff94276 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off from beginning to end! Thank you so much, you're the best at this!!! LOL
@Rybo335 жыл бұрын
This is how many times the comontator said punt or kick | | | |
@bahan60456 жыл бұрын
There’s something special about winning a close ugly game. If you’ve been there you know what I mean
@brianarbenz72066 жыл бұрын
Wake Forest? This day call the place Asleep Forest.
@DamonNomad826 жыл бұрын
Wake, Forrest, Wake!
@ookjuice5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-mj6qv5jr2o5 жыл бұрын
I go to college at VT lmao. I remember everyone talking about it in the dorms.
@evanrussell99466 жыл бұрын
I enjoy low scoring games. Makes scores more exciting when they happen.
@joeschizoid77626 жыл бұрын
Evan Russell there's a sport called soccer you should check out.
@evanrussell99466 жыл бұрын
I like football and soccer.
@SuperUkcats5 жыл бұрын
Punter’s duel. Just the way Kim Wilde likes it (she hates high scoring shootouts)!
@curseddawg68646 жыл бұрын
No 2008 Auburn Mississippi State. Auburn won 3-2
@curseddawg68646 жыл бұрын
Also Oregon State beat someone 3-0 in a bowl game one year
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
Ehh Ehh The score was 3-2 nobody wins only the fans lose in a game like that.
@curseddawg68646 жыл бұрын
Derrick Hayden I was there
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
Ehh Ehh Sorry for you that you witnessed that buddy..
@justinzahner83965 жыл бұрын
That was my Bachelor party. Seriously.
@dennisrenton94365 жыл бұрын
Oregon vs Oregon State in 1983 played to a 0-0 tie, last 0-0 tie in college football. The game was a legendary comedy of errors. The following year, the NCAA established their overtime rule.
@nickbroome3326 жыл бұрын
Y'all remember that #2Alabama vs #1LSU game where bama lost 6-9 Many punts but THE best game I've ever seen. Imma defense guy
@brcar68626 жыл бұрын
Nick Broome that was a great game
@nickbroome3326 жыл бұрын
Br Car yessir
@neverbackdown19185 жыл бұрын
Nick Broome I like a combination of both. 35-31 is the perfect score to me.
@Dom901_6 жыл бұрын
This was torture to watch. I guarantee that this is what a game between the 2008 Detroit Lions and the 2017 Cleveland Browns would look like.
@drew52606 жыл бұрын
I would literally die
@pschighlights6 жыл бұрын
Yea, I understand if u fall asleep while you’re watching this video lol
@drew52606 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jamesgray64216 жыл бұрын
They bring their in attendance like I was
@YtThicc6 жыл бұрын
5:11 “And a huuuge sack” dead🤣.
@Matt_Larrick_296 жыл бұрын
Warning ⚠️ many many punts
@neverbackdown19185 жыл бұрын
3:37 how do you miss that call?
@connorlucas51565 жыл бұрын
"Its an end over end kick!!!"
@jvvt1176 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this game being aired on TV but I didn't watch it cause I went into town. When I got back home i was on my phone and I saw some news article talking about the worst game ever that year
@froggles57876 жыл бұрын
Every game on the ACC network is this way.... boring
@RayRoad646 жыл бұрын
That’s why the ACC is a basketball Conference
@handyfix29526 жыл бұрын
Froggles then go watch Boise State score 52 points of a blue field that hurts your eyes to watch, against some s*#&@y team out west.
@dhayden29746 жыл бұрын
Froggles yeah pretty much terrible football
@TheLocalLt6 жыл бұрын
Haha it’s not even a real network. It’s Raycom Sports which you probly remember but they lost every conference except the ACC. So they try to spin that as “ACC Network”. They also do Carolina Panthers preseason.
@zs45805 жыл бұрын
Yeah but Raycom won't be doing the ACC Network anymore.. starting in 2019, it'll be an actual ESPN network.
@The_immaculate5 жыл бұрын
4:43 number 22 Clemson wow
@trumpmaga54666 жыл бұрын
I'm a Virginia Tech fan and I agree
@tonyreece92506 жыл бұрын
go hokies
@gabrielcarrier15635 жыл бұрын
This football game was basically just throwing a dumpster fire at another dumpster fire repeatedly and waiting for something to happen
@johnjackson81666 жыл бұрын
Blair Walsh in the makings..
@jaredtaylor80834 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this game. The offense was so terrible. Some of the worst offensive play I’ve ever seen in modern football.
@drew52606 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@wisfl65105 жыл бұрын
I was sitting here wondering at the beginning of this video "has a D-1 game ever finished regulation scoreless"...well. Got my answer.
@Battlecam06 жыл бұрын
I had the over needed 12 more field goals
@aided83575 жыл бұрын
That kicker went on to be *Justin Tucker*
@tjbtjbtjbtjb6 жыл бұрын
As a Virginia Tech fan remembering this game.... Nope nothing else to say
@Mottly.6 жыл бұрын
4:58 he is the sac master
@thatguy17646 жыл бұрын
Typical big ten primetime game lol
@stevenmichael75776 жыл бұрын
Except neither of these teams are in the Big Ten. Are you slow or something? I feel bad for you.
@thatguy17646 жыл бұрын
@@stevenmichael7577 I didn't say that these acc teams are in the big ten. I said that when big ten teams play on primetime it's just like this game you dum shit.
@stevenmichael75776 жыл бұрын
@@thatguy1764 trust me, that's not what you said. You can't read either? That's sad. Or spell? Damn,sorry. Don't be upset that any Big Ten team is about a thousand times better than any ACC team.
@thatguy17646 жыл бұрын
@@stevenmichael7577 this is the youtube comment section, not Ms Parker's language class you dipshit.
@carlmustard48416 жыл бұрын
Because the Big Ten plays defense lol
@sapphirestar226 жыл бұрын
College Football is so crazy. When two FBS teams play, you can never tell if the score will be 77-73 or 3-0
@Cryogenx376 жыл бұрын
Michigan vs Northwestern 2014, also known as the "Blue M00n" game. Fascinating how wet grass/turf works.
@youtubeviewer11206 жыл бұрын
I was at a Georgia Tech 3 Virginia Tech 0 game in Atlanta in like 1989...boring game...and it was cold as hell and windy and i was underdressed....
@PropheSAY4 жыл бұрын
"Uh-oh, this game is becoming a shootout" What a GREAT caption.
@manband206 жыл бұрын
This is painful. This quote from R. Lee Ermey basically sums up this game in a nutshell: "You climb obstacles like old people fuck." Get those punters some ice packs for their legs because they're probably sore as hell.