4chan Stories: CATFISHMAN

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

"the original is better" this isn't fucking hollywood

[@ATSucks1]

Yeah but youre still youtube famous and only getting stronger with every upload.

[@asshatmcgee149]

Punished Creepswork VISUALS TO LOUD, CAN't SEE THE MUSIC

[@flamingneko6661]

Punished Creepswork can you please read mein kampf

[@andrewratelle1250]

I just wish you hadn't cut the epilogue, otherwise good vid. Edit: prologue? I dunno man i'm pretty baked...

[@davidicke1974]

Punished Creepswork fuck you

[@thicc9767]

"I like roast beef sandwiches, is that a crime?" Speech: 100

[@TheCompleteMental]

Illusion 100

[@MrPelafio]

He rolled a natural 20

[@auluadenbartolli6755]

It's really easy to succeed when it's a fake story. Bro, cops don't even visit your house if you call and make a single death threat via the phone, let alone if you're "Catfishing" someone online... that's not even a crime.

[@theincursion5898]

666 likes

[@cutelittledrunk8231]

Speech 100 Legendary 5

[@dirinc3478]

"Ever seen hunger games" just killed me. What a great listen.

[@hellonpluto]

never seen it didn't get the joke.

[@heheitor]

@@hellonpluto it's not joke based on something from the movie, it's a joke on the premise

[@RajeshKumar-gf2ly]

@@heheitor 6h

[@watermelonhead8054]

"I'm waiting in the Arby's parking lot" killed me.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Hackman: ... Catfishman, we need your help... *The pigeon man and the pooping bandit walk out from the shadows.*

[@jollygreenjeff2640]

Sir Kibble the /b/vengers

[@TheEnclave-wi9qo]

Don't forget captain sugar.

[@Necrocosmia]

we need to make a movie franchise about catfishman, hackman, timmy the destroyer, and eventually make them meet up and form a superhero team

[@bustercall5744]

Catfish man would join them all up 😂

[@Necrocosmia]

hello fellow HS weeb

[@inspectorjavert9868]

Catfishman is a super villain though

[@Necrocosmia]

arent most of the 4channers tho

[@Abdega]

Inspector Javert but they are my heroes…

[@BeelZeDemon]

We need Hackman vs Catfishman I'm thinking catfishman moves to another country to avoid being caught and gets a job as a janitor at hackman's school. He catfishes multiple girls from the school to keep a low profile and still satisfy his addiction. This catches hackman's attention and a war between them starts as they try to discover each other's identity while they both actually enjoy having an archnemesis.

[@thegamingtuna8518]

BeelZeDemon so the plot of deathnote?

[@r.d.drowned9332]

Hackman vs Catfishman: Dawn of Autism

[@michaelmartin9022]

More like the plot of PCP, the manga within a manga from Bakuman, Death Note's follow-up. I would actually have rather just read PCP, to be honest.

[@JoeyPistachio]

This genuinely sounds good except that it's Deathnote but for tards

[@SolManDude]

he just wanted to live a quiet life.

[@JohnBrown-ox7sy]

This was my favorite one besides The Great Tard War

[@mildsalsa6697]

i would put this 3rd tard war being on top and tard don as second

[@007turtle1239]

The original version of this was better to be honest.

[@thunderlight2004]

IDK man i liked Hackman the best.

[@WilliamUniverse]

Thunderlight Creations HACK MAN

[@shitpoststreet5610]

my fav will always be hackman

[@multiverse735]

I can imagine a movie with Catfishman and Hackman. 4chan would fund it.

[@crylec6534]

Silver Legion Yeah fuck man

[@BeyondHelp15]

100th Like

[@SadEyes1412]

This needs to be some type of movie or some shit

[@coinlockerbaby578]

RandomName I agree.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I’d pay to watch this. 2 or more times

[@derekm424]

That was actually pretty dam good. I feel like I got extra bonus content on it for some reason or picked up on things I'd missed before. Fucking A. Nice

[@Caboose-gq1ve]

Derek M I think it cause in the original he accidentally skipped 2 pages.

[@st0rmflake338]

Damn, that outro gave me chills, the perfect timing and climax of the music was the icing on the cake for me. Bravo friend.

[@Ratnikchud]

If catfish man would have came clean to the nerdy girl he might have had a chance since they had alot in common, but then I'd have to believe that the story happened and that is to far out of reach

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

expecting normal functioning human behavior form the chans is way out of line.

[@owllymannstein7113]

For fuck's sake, why wouldn't he just set up a legitimate profile and talk to her with it? Also why would the cops give a shit about catfishing?

[@Bokto1]

They had one real thing in common, that is not being good looking. And this nerdy girl won't even consider anyone less than 7 in looks. So he had no chance, really.

[@PTDCraft]

THE SUPREME GOPNIK that's the point of the story

[@rezaloan9606]

THE SUPREME GOPNIK I think he shouldn't have come clear but asking her out when exiting from the shop would've been the best option

[@cashminimum]

Rip nerdy girl

[@Squiddit]

if there was any comments section where i'd randomly stumble across you, i should have known it would be a 4chan story

[@cashminimum]

Hold on when the fuck did my comment get so many likes

[@cashminimum]

also shut up weenboy

[@RidleyUwO]

Alternate ending: Some time after the failed crusades for the love of Nerdy Girl, Catfishman did indeed keep catfishing. On one of his missions, he goes to meet a girl at Starbucks, but by the work of fate, Nerdy Girl appears and shyly asks Catfishman if she can sit with him due to the lack of seats. Catfishman agrees and they start talking and become aquatinted with one another. Over time they continue to meet up and become friends. But one day, after months of talking, Nerdy Girl reveals her love for Catfishman, and he agrees wholeheartedly. They share a kiss, as Catfishman realizes that through his silly antics he met the love of his life. With that kiss the legend of Catfishman is laid to rest at last. They go on to have children years later. The legend of Catfishman is still spoken of in hushed whispers, and how Catfishman was brought down by his greatest foe: love.

[@rawnuhld]

Sad, but your story still made me cringe a bit.

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

I really wish that was the case...

[@crubs83]

Talk about a Disney ending.

[@TazmilyGum]

Are you 6?

[@gameregod7622]

this guy's a beta, so no way in hell

[@4tniteborger936]

Absolutely lovely, glad to know you're healthy enough to upload a video after all that starvation to read the communist manifesto

[@JayWalk_Official]

Take me daddy ;)

[@LegendOfRian]

I wanna be Catfishman's sidekick

[@kanna-san.]

Catfishman meets Dr. Mantis Toboggan

[@raoulduke22]

more like sidechick

[@yono367]

Your voice combined with your music choice was amazing, looking for more great content from you!

[@keithrockel410]

Tbh, I was hoping catfishman would end up getting the nerdy girl

[@ashybear1215]

I always picture you as Dennis Reynolds!

[@michaelangelo9367]

Yo this actually needs to be a movie

[@Scaphism_]

I loved this story

[@notyourtypicalcomicreader4805]

UNKNOWN beautiful

[@SpaghettiJoBayBay]

I had to put down everything I was doing because this shit was too much lol. CatfishMan for MegaMan 11, when you make it to the end of the stage, you just stand there in an empty boss room forcing you to force close the game.

[@Tristinack]

this is my fucking favorite 4chan scroll but ya skipped a bit off the front its great though

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

like one sentence that doesn't even matter

[@datis4940]

Halo’s Never forget at the end tho

[@sheslikeheroin93]

That was the metal gear solid snake eater theme

[@Thretch]

that ODST theme

[@edwardstanley8375]

Come back to this every year great story

[@manmaidmegane]

Ooff... Quiet’s Theme section made me cry

[@supercool1312]

i almost cried at the end

[@MeanManu]

Just watched a documentary on incels thinking that they are a bunch of sad losers, but this Catfishman is hilarious, almost genius level hilarious, I’m a fan now !

[@mr.cactus934]

im actually dissapointed he didnt really go for nerdy girl

[@inversiold1751]

The last few minutes are always the best part of your videos. Holy shit

[@JingleJoe]

i found the pressure differences, varying over time, and conveyed through the gaseous mixture of mostly nitrogen, known as the air, produced by the arrangement of sounds commonly known as "music", whence upon they entered my ear canal and vibrated the small barrier of skin known as the "ear drum" thus stimulating the small bones of the inner ear to produce an electrical impulse transmitted to my brain via sensory neurones which interprets said vibrations as a "sound" commonly referred to as "music", to be slightly above the desired amplitude of signal strength for optimal enjoyment of your dulcet tones.

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@JingleJoe]

you fucking read it, my life is vindicated, thankyou

[@regcage9157]

What If...THEY teamed up? Catfishman The Crow Lord The Pooping Bandit And... TIMMY THE DESTROYER All teamed up to defend the world for justice. THE ULTIMATE TEAM

[@KingCarterTomRewritten]

reg cage what about hackman lol

[@supercool1312]

pooping bandit, hackman, catfish man, pooping bandit and the captain sugar one idk who he is need their own movies

[@zachS614]

The dark knight music at the end is perfect

[@rustyshackleford1910]

Can Quentin Tarantino make this into a movie please?

[@cshep112001]

I could belive most of the story up until the whole nerdy girl saga. Like that part just got way to unbelievable

[@someoneperson5392]

Excellent use of the Halo soundtrack, subscribed.

[@ma_junia]

This one's believeable to the point where I feel legit sadness

[@Thomashatkins5]

HE IS BACK !!!!!!!! DUN NU NU NU NU NU NU CATFISHMAN

[@2doot]

The music makes this even better lmao. I can legit see this as like a shitty marvel movie.

[@shreddertheman9995]

The King of Catfishing

[@luis-si7kw]

When you use your 'charisma:100' to you're advantage

[@dtg610420]

This is almost as good as Death Note

[@seabassmcbigfat]

“I’ve never fucked a defensive lineman before” possibly the best insult ever created.

[@jackbeason8058]

Catfish eaaaterrrr!!!!!!

[@phoneuser1025]

Thanks man, I've been looking for these articles for years. Good music

[@LunaLinkle]

Were you doing a solid snake voice the whole time? Makes sense. Metal gear music was great too.

[@davidlee723]

This is your best video imo

[@graemebenistonbradford1876]

I think i know where this guy is from, he is from Edmonton, AB, Canada. Edmonton's hockey team (oilers) had wayne gretzky on it, and there is a city called Calgary that is just 3 hours away. Another thing is that there is a city in between called red dear, which is about an hour and a half either way. Now, I don't expect all the world, but for it to reach the top of the comments before it is taken down would be pretty cool! EDIT: on day 20 he says "and started hitting on guys in the states" which gives even more proof to my statement before. By saying that, he is telling us that he is not from there. If lived in the us he would specify which state.

[@TheBrockinater]

I think the only thing ya got is he's in Canada Almost everywhere you can find two towns 3 hours and 1 hour away

[@merlotingreigory3606]

Do you know his name

[@finn87632]

The snake eater at the end was too much. I almost died

[@keylay9453]

5:14, it's "brownjack". Not "blackjack"

[@lullul7165]

kyle spencer it was on purpose cause the girl was indian

[@zeul787]

The hero we wanted but didn't deserve.

[@professionalvirgin2216]

Oh hell yea a remake of a classic story

[@professionalvirgin2216]

Pls Explain Life 3 who says I’m not ;3

[@eddiexander7970]

Your music choices are perfect

[@arabonarocketcamel8352]

Your catfishman voice sounds like postal dude.

[@burp2019]

Hackman's side job when he isn't being hackman

[@oyylumo137]

I'm an independent black woman who don't need no greentext

[@ivwesnwindy6804]

You can't catfish the catfishman

[@theuberhunter9698]

.No!!! you were so close. you were almost a person!

[@ironapega]

The snake eater theme at the end is like the greatest thing ever

[@Vegerotto72]

You must read the safety booklet for the nintendo ds that they put in the cases of new games

[@jollyhull3176]

Didn't see the Snake Eater drop coming. Brilliant.

[@ewgross2727]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@bloodsample8534]

"i was trying to hold back tears while i was thinking of my dead dog" had me fucking weak

[@mochi5695]

tbh I feel really depressed thinking about nerdy girl... she seemed nice

[@stevdawizard392]

I'm a little worried this guys going to turn into a serial killer

[@Oldstinkycheese]

I love the hackerman and catfish man they are the best

[@billybobthorton3378]

That was some cinematic supervillian origin shit Jesus Christ

[@marshroverv5632]

I legitimately cried.

[@jabulinatheseal1406]

Lives long enough to see himself become the villain

[@DeadDragonLT]

Best love story since twilight

[@v2461]

The fucking MGSV music on Day 15 is brilliant, I'm fucking crying XD

[@Zantetsu13]

Why would the police get involved in this sort of crap? What kind of crime could they charge him with? He is not harrassing anyone if they initiated the contact, even if he lies his ass off about everything.

[@shellshockedgerman3947]

If you know anything about women, they lied there asses off the police.

[@makii.i]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING THE ENDING TIED IT ALL OMG YES

[@BarelyDecentProduction]

it's back!!! oh the memories!!!! thank you man also music is too loud and image way too small

[@lordadorable7362]

the ultimate hero besides Hackman and the poop bandit they could form a irl justice league of sorts

[@natarrlie]

Already heard this story from someone else. Its a classic though, can't not reread amazing. Thank you

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

anytime

[@ilaias_]

These videos are so well made, so immersive, I love them xD

[@constraintautomaton9547]

fucking love the music

[@andycordoba2781]

Halo music

[@manictiger]

I've got flash backs of sneaking around the ruins in Halo 2.

[@cameroncastro1157]

i love the halo music in the background at one point lmaoo

[@ugandanknuckles2655]

Catfishman vs. Hackman who would win?

[@heftymagic4814]

Dude the halo music in the background is perfect

[@palookadventures5694]

Catfish Man: The Movie

[@truemercurius2363]

4chan comes up with the best stories

[@ATSucks1]

The elevator music is neat... BUt yeah...You could always rip your old work and re upload that too.... also you got big off the 4chan stuff I understand... but if you ever do any SCP readings or creepy pasta shit on the regular....I don't know if their is an audience for it.. I know you've done a few...I know that's where you started... but fuck ... Id watch it.

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

k

[@lucamagnani5243]

YESSSS YOU SHOULD DO MORE SCARYYYY STUFF

[@elikarpinski2460]

O wow that's... Like..a you know really... Good idea...

[@xedrickOG]

there isnt an audience for that...

[@spazzmaticus9086]

I'D GIVE MY LIFE,

[@toucan9548]

This story should be a full length film.

[@Lunk42]

Can you re-upload the sibling rivalry one? That shit kills my sides.

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

at a later time maybe, if i can find the image again.

[@Lunk42]

Punished Creepswork I will wait very patiently for it.

[@zephyrorsomethinh1528]

All he had to do was talk to her the first time lol

[@_Yeo_]

Where is the Spider-Man music it made it so much better.

[@Jason0binladen]

Catfishman stole our hearts literally and metaphorically

[@benzoentertains]

This story is so sad Why didn't he just come clean with the girl

[@RidleyUwO]

ISAIAH JOHNSON-JEWELL Alternate ending: Some time after the failed crusades for the love of Nerdy Girl, Catfishman did indeed keep catfishing. On one of his missions, he goes to meet a girl at Starbucks, but by the work of fate, Nerdy Girl appears and shyly asks Catfishman if she can sit with him due to the lack of seats. Catfishman agrees and they start talking and become aquatinted with one another. Over time they continue to meet up and become friends. But one day, after months of talking, Nerdy Girl reveals her love for Catfishman, and he agrees wholeheartedly. They share a kiss, as Catfishman realizes that through his silly antics he met the love of his life. With that kiss the legend of Catfishman is laid to rest at last. They go on to have children years later. The legend of Catfishman is still spoken of in hushed whispers, and how Catfishman was brought down by his greatest foe: love.

[@Giganfan2k1]

What did I just listen to for almost 24 minutes?

[@GaryGoRound-to7ld]

why are these women calling the cops? Is it illegal to prank people? Or are the girls telling the police something worse going on?

[@reclaimervii2611]

Best part is the majestic halo music in the background.

[@corsaircarl9582]

Don't get it...catfishing is illegal? Why cops involved?

[@australiananarchist480]

Jesus, this was an epic saga, filled with twists and turns, an emotional rollercoaster to behold

[@TheCompleteMental]

I cri

[@CarlosGomes-yc3nm]

The Avengers are a bunch of kids before catfishman