4chan Stories: The Pooping Bandit

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

Yes i know the art isnt the best, but i know you'd do the same

[@yuks_nodad]

Punished Creepswork thank you you have said it so I don't have to

[@Drex2580]

Do you still have the old footage?

[@JohnBrown-ox7sy]

Punished Creepswork why is it called 4chan stories what happened to 4chan scrolls

[@kotetsujeeg7999]

pooopoo

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

@abu stories is a more recognizable word than scrolls.

[@KhenWolf]

This story moves not the mind nor the soul, but the bowels.

[@johnallenlowe3428]

Khen Wolf "shit" Man, comedy gold

[@ThotslayFeetusdeletus]

Bedum-tiss sir, Bedum-tiss

[@ItsBruhzzle]

Boooo this guy stinks!

[@josexoxd4378]

@@BlockedUser420 a "shitty" joke i would say

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Hehe... but[t]

[@markshteyman1484]

For those who took the fall for this hero, we salute you

[@pmc614]

Press F to pay respects

[@bamberghh1691]

@@pmc614 F

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

Some heroes don't wear capes, for all those who fell to protect this justice-giver, you fell for one of the best causes But seriously this guy should be some kind of government spy with his abilities

[@rckinetic9065]

F

[@RallyAddict555]

F

[@NingenSlayerZamasu]

Catfish Man Hackman Pooping Bandit Captain Sugar Timmy the Destroyer Tard Don "Railgun" Ignacio The Heros we need but we don't deserve

[@danieldeak9141]

All hail the nameless heroes of the ethereal plane which we call *internet*

[@kayda8689]

Wait you forgot pigeon man

[@callmecaleb420]

The avengers

[@dervy1309]

the a/v/e/n/g/e/r/s catfish man: can lure anybody into a catfish trap hackman: ICT genus, master hacker pooping bandit: shit of justice can subdue anybody captain sugar: with the power of lööps, can stop rapists instantly timmy the destroyer: sheer tard strength can overpower anything, has soft spot tard don: great leader, great fighter due to tard strength ignacio, human railgun: can launch any ball with force of a railgun, setting the oxygen around the ball on fire pigeon man: imbued with the power of the avian known as the pigeon, flies like the motherfucking wind ghost puncher: too chad to be spooked, disregards the spirits entirely

[@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610]

would pay for a comic book series actually lmao, no, it would be terrible

[@MpUxiee]

this sounds like a south park ep

[@dannydanny6442]

This was exactly like an episode of Bobs Burgers called *the Mad Pooper*

[@AtomykAU]

It has to be done by cartman or it’s not right

[@DoctorKrabs]

There was the episode with Mr. Mackey trying to find out who took a dookie in the urinal.

[@megas13proto]

This is pretty much the premise of American Vandal season 2

[@Ixar900]

South park have 10 seasons every story you say maybe its in it

[@EngineTheRobot]

Hackman = the strongest Catfish man = the smartest P.B = the bravest Captain Sugar = the pyro

[@NebulaOldChannel]

Timmy The Destroyer is the strongest

[@OMGLOLU2]

pb is also smartest

[@guywithphone9222]

What about Shit Storm

[@DailyDreams]

This is what American Vandal Season 2 is based off of

[@landosdabest9400]

i love that show

[@greatgatsby0174]

Now I want to see it

[@retrograde_word]

I felt like it was that, so similar

[@vxrbxie80]

yeah

[@thegreatseapanda6127]

Positivity ikr that what I was thinking

[@snaaail]

That’s why we want the pictures, so we can see the lines you miss

[@PunishedCreepswork4]

and that's why i will still fuck up lines, just to piss you guys off ;)

[@updated5709]

Punished Creepswork Tbh the lines you miss tend to be the cringiest one.

[@truthofdsp]

Damn, you put him on blast!

[@tlazo3627]

this man is the holy shit

[@austinbrown9532]

P.B. has an ambu mask with hidden leaf head band

[@sleep3417]

I'd say to my uncle "cheerio my dear chum" during a family reunion. Just to see if he remembers.

[@bigmanluisote]

This is basically a better version of Death Note.

[@ultimateweeabo9995]

True

[@genericname3980]

If u like this read or watch the Hackman story

[@zzthedon4k]

It's a shittier one, actually.

[@d4mmital86]

Zak Z r/puns

[@dappercell1280]

Nah. American Vandal Season 2

[@johnadams8566]

Feels challenged by my uncle... Realizes the pooping bandit has no uncle Well... That escalated quickly

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

just imagine if it was a creepy uncle

[@Verycycotic]

We had someone doing stuff like this my senior year in the bathroom. We called him the poopitrator

[@Kevin-xy2tu]

Elliott Fleck same ... The guy would shit all over the bathrooms, he was called the poopman

[@Brapgod]

There was some guy that kept shitting in the urinals for some reason

[@molly3857]

someone at my school took pictures of shits around the school bathrooms and made an instagram account called the phantom shitter, school made him delete it but it was funny while it lasted

[@viscountrainbows2857]

This tale I tell is probably sadder because it wasn't in high school but a grown ass old man. I called him the PeePeePooPoo Man. Eventually he was caught I think but he for some reason liked to dump all over the public benches the local homeless/underprivileged population like to congregate on. Being one of them himself, I would think he wouldn't wanna blow up the spot like that but whaddayakno

[@agamer9347]

The greatest scat fetish story ever.

[@serglian8558]

Fellow homestuck profile pic

[@nullblau7982]

You stop that

[@andrewprahst2529]

Poopchan

[@ciancaffrey7375]

*_warm_* regards

[@emingmann1400]

The Pooping Bandit.

[@RejectReef]

Best we have in my school is the great urinal pooper.

[@NebulaOldChannel]

Can you tell me his story please?

[@goblin6037]

If your talking about Otumoetai college then that’s me I’m the Otumoetai urinal shitter and the guy who managed to remove the mirror off the walls and smush shit behind it

[@xavier4563]

@@goblin6037 lmao

[@npc2794]

Ah, Holmes, good times

[@JohnsonTheSecond]

you inspired me to urinal shit

[@aldohernandez3916]

they should be the 4Chan Avengers

[@sanatio3160]

aldo h. Include Catfish man

[@mr.clippy7815]

aldo h. How do u shit so much P.B."IM ALWAYS ANGRY TO DELIVER JUSTICE".

[@Toxic-Pyro]

To many members

[@crypticgaming4485]

Lord Cornelius you forgot chinman or was he not cannon?

[@nightmarechameleon7502]

hackman, pb, who else

[@theblackknightofytcomments7140]

“Stealth is required for this mission”

[@uiomancannot7931]

They should've called in the turd wranglers

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Uioman Cannot *ahem* you're thinking of TARD wranglers, very different profession, even if it still involves a lot of cleaning shit off things that shouldn't even be near shit.

[@jackryan8474]

Uioman Cannot ba dum fuckin tiss

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@unnamedvisitor1649 tard wranglers are just turd wranglers tbh

[@MrBonebus]

dude, i remember my VOC school had a madshitter. EVERY week, someone would shit somewhere random in the bathroom. but the thing is, it was never in the same place. things went normal for a while, on the seat, the flusher, the top of the pipe, center of stall; then things escalate. outside the stall now they begone to feel brave, the middle of the room, in the urinal, on the trash can, the sink, and then..... diferent parts of the latter list, the handels, the sides, anywhere on top, then it happened. the mad shitter made a PERFECT pile on top of the paper towel dispenser, then the air dryer. then.... they begin using their hands, thrown on various walls and the ceiling. the madshitter.

[@crimsononaut_in_space]

The legendary beast the mad shitter

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I'm guessing s/he was never caught. Sounds like your school bathroom was haunted by a pooping poltergeist.

[@simplyaregularguy131]

@@viscountrainbows2857 a poopergeist?

[@socialaccount0000]

Such a lust for revenge, *WWHHHOOOOOOOOO?!?!*

[@anniemccreary]

Hey don’t copy skullface

[@anniemccreary]

*gets knocked out twice* “thank you boss!”

[@TheManeymon]

The DIN-NEH!

[@averagecoloniser4586]

A hideo kojima production, liquid gear solid, the phantom poop

[@Grievous_Nix]

Everyone’s discussing how brave he is and how he should be in the 4chan superhero team while I can’t get my head around how he managed to place the watered-down justice from a bucket into balloons

[@logon-oe6un]

Basically "Death note", but shit.

[@dappersem1524]

logon3000 not shit*

[@logon-oe6un]

I was referring to the method of delivering Justice.

[@sero7850]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING XD

[@mod4954]

@@danielstudart2062 he meant instead of a note, he used shit

[@mod4954]

@@danielstudart2062 wasnt really a wooosh but ok

[@O.A.K]

he PLANN he ATACC but most of all.. HE SHATT

[@jamessaintruth8647]

I've never heard the end chapter about the auditorium before, my favourite incident is still the one where he dives out the window as shit literally his the fan, straight out of film

[@OwlOwl900]

"Been saving this one for 2 days" I have respect for you.

[@shivingston9283]

An instant classic. A+

[@l_ndonmusic]

Not all heroes wear capes Some wear brown art mastery

[@nsrw7829]

Took you long enough to get to this classic

[@watersnortmoment3734]

N SRW ? He already did it.

[@staxgames9470]

4:16 the halo 3 odst music brings back so many fond memories~

[@lordadorable7362]

He may not be the hero we deserve but God damn it he's the one we deserve.

[@kkonstantinosss2]

He isn't the hero we deserved, or the one we needed he's just the one we got

[@aiokay5675]

THEY NEED TO MAKE A MOVIE FOR THIS I WOULD BUY IT ON BLU RAY AND SCAR SO MANY PEERS WITH IT

[@xedrickOG]

i honestly expected the guy to get caught.... Pleasently surprised

[@S_yIvie]

The PayDay2 soundtrack is fitting very well

[@joakimjohansson2258]

Never ever stop doing this stuff. You are one epic dude !!!

[@jacquigatenby1687]

Joakim Johansson was unsure but these stories are submitted by random people, but yeah this is a good source for the stories

[@rovertn7521]

If this was real the school security cameras would probably see him

[@happi2301]

This is fucking disgusting. Not bad.

[@l-l]

Elite Minor Wort wort wort

[@happi2301]

That's xenophobic. I hope you have a good lawyer.

[@updated5709]

David Ryan Obviously. That's not the point. It's just a story. Like creepy pastas.

[@jacobsartorius1737]

HERITIC!

[@BingusFodder]

"Warm regards" it gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@adiscerningdunmer9311]

The choice for music just MADE this. From amazing to epic.

[@followerofthetrain6336]

In our late teens, my best bud and I shit in a pizza box and put it outside a “friend”’s (the type you use but don’t really like) window. The kicker is that it was just under his air conditioner in the middle of summer. The hotter it got, the worse the shit smelled and the more he used his A/C and the more his room would smell like shit. It was there for a few weeks until we ripped a “No Parking Zone” sign that was falling over out of the ground and slapped the poopy and it comically stuck and read “No ***POOPY*** Zone”. We got ballsier until we decided to poop in oven mitts and put them on his front and back doorknobs. Then we grabbed the mitts kind of like a handshake and smooshed the shit onto the handle and left the mitts hanging like a used condom. We waited across the street looking out the window like crack fiends for him to come home and lost our fucking minds when he cautiously took off the oven mitt and a big plopper slapped on the ground and he literally fucking jumped. Possibly most fun summer of my life. Timmy if you ever read this I love you and Derek, I’m not sorry.

[@cheezitgod5032]

This sounds like something that would happen in my middle school.

[@4tniteborger936]

cheezit god I see you have have had a cultured education background, most impressive

[@cheezitgod5032]

Jet Andrade no the school is just full of tards and inbreeds. Because I'm in the middle of shitl dick Vermont.

[@Kate-uj9rx]

Im guessing Public school ...?

[@carmonions1715]

if only

[@cheezitgod5032]

Kate yes.

[@AJ-ep7en]

Some say he is still shitting on things to this very day

[@Internet_Pariah26]

The Shit smells *TOO LOUD!!* Good recording tho👌🏼

[@clapreload8305]

lordofpredator h

[@doomguy2020]

Every time I play Halo 3 ODST I'm gonna remember this video because of the music. Thanks for that.

[@hkoperatorsunion_3395]

How does noone smell the first shit?

[@JingleJoe]

some shits are weirdly none-smelly, especially if they are stodgy or come from a diet lacking in bananas, onions, dairy and eggs- the ingredients for weaponized farts.

[@updated5709]

XXXPLANTACION _ Because it's a fictional story, and doesn't have to abide to logic.

[@thejerk4478]

PB is real, you just have to believe......

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

@@JingleJoe I too have the Weaponized Farts in my possesion. Problem is... Mine is WMD classifyied. Let me feast on grapes to have combined Auswitz style farts on Nagasaki grade explosive. Popcorn has a side effect tho. Too nasty details i ain't sharing until this comment reaches 10.000 likes. But as i said. My weaponized farts are WMD class

[@bruhmoment7473]

"metal gear half-solid-half-liquid"

[@TheHammemo]

My brother used to steal shit out of peoples bags in the school library, they called him the sly raccoon lol

[@dimsidios9283]

"heroes are remembered, but legends never die" Babe Ruth "The Sandlot" :1993 this is the best story of a legend ever told in my life.

[@anolelightdragon]

OH MAH GAD!!! The avengetards is a thing people it's happening!!! Also one of my favorite 4chan stories. Been hoping for this one for a while. :)

[@Icemane1995]

How do you poop and not piss?

[@ThotslayFeetusdeletus]

Hé Is a man of focus commitment and sheer fucking will

[@h.b.3610]

The dark side is a path to many abilities some considered to be... Unnatural

[@Odin933]

He was blessed, he simply carried out his holy "Duty"

[@andii.e2081]

Sound like a awesome plot to a movie

[@2doot]

Batman could never. He should have called himself The Dark Shite.

[@funkoverload9488]

This would be the greatest movie.

[@troostan2776]

10:44 pretty sure American Vandal season 2 got their ideas from this

[@Spencer-mb6qi]

Literally exactly like the hackman story

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Sick MyDuck only shittier... I'll let myself out.

[@ninjax9675]

i like hackman more though

[@teerex5626]

"Realized the pooping bandit has no Uncle" hahahaha XD I died hahaha

[@anthonysmith1943]

Razormind intensifies.

[@GABUSHA]

I swear to God if I become a producer I'm making a movie about this

[@kaliber262]

Heard payday 2 music in the background *cloaker flashbacks *

[@OfficialDJSoru]

WULULULULUUUUUUUU

[@SlySinatraa]

Kaliber26 NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE

[@spoomks]

@@SlySinatraa THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

[@SlySinatraa]

refunded refund WE GOT YOUR DLC RIGHT HERE

[@spoomks]

@@SlySinatraa STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!

[@ThotslayFeetusdeletus]

At my school we have the pen dropper Basically guy throws a pen above a teachers head with something disgusting on the tip making it smell when on his desk

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

I wish more schools had shit like this going on.

[@sheslikeheroin93]

Intergalactic Human Empire be the change you want to see!

[@germanspy5893]

*JUSTICE DISPENSER*

[@soaringbumnm8374]

There goes 9 months of Coprophiliacs Anonymous.

[@avriil6446]

Say his name You won't be laughing when he attacks you... The Peepee Poopoo man

[@elliotthammer1102]

This is the most inspiring story I have ever witnessed

[@jackbluethmann9999]

this man is a legend

[@nyormalhumane22]

This might actually be the school I’m going to

[@jamessaintruth8647]

What makes you think that?

[@nyormalhumane22]

A similar story that circles around the school sometimes...

[@kallus2179]

you sure?

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

You have hear his tales. Now to carry on his legacy you must take his mantle

[@dr.miasmamorbius5421]

Andy Sixx would be proud

[@superzmby9093]

HACKMAN IS MY JESUS

[@funkoverload9488]

SuperZmby Praise him.

[@christophercurl6110]

Praise him

[@conradovillegasalvarado6392]

And PB is your god

[@ElSpudman]

And I just sit here in awe, as I normally go through half a roll of toilet paper for a standard shitsession, and this wizard goes wipeless like it's no thing.

[@viscountrainbows2857]

He does mention "cleaning up" so if this is true, which it is most likely not, then maybe he brought a pack of wet wipes. But yeah, assuming he was raw dogging his underwear with unwiped ass, then what a SAVAGE.

[@Spidf]

American vandal season 3 looking good

[@Floppy1932]

True dat

[@headofthekeeper1943]

This is the most inspiring story I have ever read.

[@RAMZAVFX]

The fkn halo and pirates of the Caribbean music kills me evey time

[@vilo8492]

This needs to be a series

[@sosig6445]

The Tean is complete: -pooping bandit -catfishman -hackman -sugarcaptain Heroes ROLL OUT!

[@drownedgod]

You forgot railgun ignacio

[@willtros645]

No, it’s PB, Catfishman, Hackman, Sugarcaptain, Railgun Ignacio, Pigeon Man, Timmy the Destroyer as the phase one kekvengers

[@drownedgod]

It all culminates in the battle against the libtard leader NPC man

[@bydsarrett0]

What about IT wiz

[@progect3548]

The great umbrella. People gawk at its legendary powers.

[@jstsumguy29]

I’m gonna tell this to my grandkids as a good night story someday.

[@NoOne-fe3gc]

This sounds like the second season for American Vandal

[@gaalic]

* agree *

[@uberdriver6855]

This is... I have no words...... This is the most beautiful thing I've ever had the pleasure of listening

[@masteryoda6827]

We need a fokin movie out of this!

[@komodoboi1808]

Master Yoda you’re right

[@DontYield]

Every time he refers to it as “art” or “paint” I can’t stop wheezing 💀😂

[@dank_smirk9971]

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

[@danieldeak9141]

He is a hero that we dont deserve. But we need.

[@aedanlynch4563]

When I read the thumbnail I though it said "The Poo Ping Bandit"

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

GET THAT STORY MADE ON 4CHAN NOW

[@saffronic3026]

Tai Lopez An asian master mind stealing the poo from other people’s toilets, and you may ask “How do you steal flushed items?” With the power of THE PING

[@howdoilogin]

The hero we need, but not the smell we want.

[@lilyeehaw7559]

Loved the Payday 2 music.

[@pyrojinn]

The Deus Ex music cracks me up every time it came up

[@alexholiday441]

I guess you can call him the turd buglar

[@greatgatsby0174]

I feel the PB is more of an anti hero because janitors have to clean his messes.

[@mmmspice1491]

I don’t know what’s more impressive, the fact that you can think of so many poop puns or that you can shit on command.

[@martarivera9489]

All we need is pigeon man in there

[@jman715je]

Hell yeah, i cought one live

[@colemanshum3726]

You’re the best channel ever, they way you read adds a level of beauty

[@oompaz6826]

Why is this the same plot as death note

[@CTGnyc]

HOLY CRAP!! THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE PLOT OF AMERICAN VANDAL SEASON 2!!!

[@zazz6714]

American Vandal Season 2

[@Fandomgir1]

This is legit the plot to the second season of American Vandal lmao

[@rollover4894]

The sound levels in this video are over 120 Db there by make the soundwaves iritating and hard to listen to for a prolonged period of time

[@TheAshofdarkness]

Roll Over just stop

[@iamafellowhumanlikeyou304]

buy new ears pussy

[@frogulon8271]

Just turn your volume down

[@realblakrawb]

Buy an eq Mr sound snob

[@kylek9684]

These 4chan stories are hilarious but this is one of the best 😂

[@yung_tulip5701]

ive heard that before man its great thanks for reading

[@xertyo90]

I love the PD2 music you put by (and after) the Ashley part made it seem like a heist