High Quality !! Subway Monkey Hour (Full) -Tom Green-2002

[@Kodaigon72]

Opening 0:00 Introduction monologue 0:17 Monkey Land prelude 0:39 Monkey Land 0:50 Noodles prelude 3:21 Slurpin’ up noodles 3:32 Nikko Temples Prelude 4:37 Tom at the Nikko Temples 4:47 Microphones prelude 6:32 Microphones at the mall 6:37 Monkeys (part 1) 7:58 Tomzilla 9:35 Sushi Restaurant 10:08 Used Panty Salesman 11:51 Japanese Nightclub (part 1) 13:33 Monkeys (part 2) 14:08 Pizza Pie Song 16:08 Pizza Pie Song Epilogue 16:56 Job at Mos Burger 19:00 Street Performer Tom Prelude 20:07 Street Performer Tom 20:15 Karate prelude 23:27 Buying a Mercedes / Karate 23:36 On the subway (part 1) 24:41 On The Subway (Pt. 2) Prelude 25:44 On the subway (part 2) 25:54 Japanese Nightclub (part 2) 27:40 The Wig Dilemma 30:16 Molesting Santa Claus 30:42 Yes Sir 31:53 Mejiro Station Prelude 32:24 Mejiro Station 32:31 Kabuki Masks Prelude 32:57 Kabuki Masks 33:07 Capsule Hotel Prelude 33:54 Capsule Hotel / Forks 34:04 Shinjuku Station Prelude 36:12 Shinjuku Station 36:20 Clown 37:24 Japanese Fire Truck 38:50 Nomad Tom / Chicken Van 39:07 Boy Scour Police Prelude 41:47 Boy Scout Police 41:55 English Prelude 42:47 Engrish 42:53 Lost n Found / Bowing 43:49 Japandomonium! 45:20 The End / Epilogue 47:18 Credits 48:32

[@punkmetal4life]

thank you !!

[@jsmeezzie7]

You champion!

[@Kodaigon72]

punkmetal4life thanks for pinning my comment!

[@mutalix]

True MVP my human👌

[@johnson24811]

Top stuff

[@guyvizard549]

I have been looking for, and telling people about this special for years. Thank you!

[@evanabt8578]

Tom Green stayed true to himself,, he still is rad af to this day. A real life legend,

[@Kimjongun19841]

he's just annoying

[@evanabt8578]

@@Kimjongun19841 damn communist,

[@randalthor6872]

Yea he's great. Love his new chill content with his Dad.

[@evanabt8578]

@@Kimjongun19841 go play with your nukes tuff guy .

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

from the bum bum song to riding an ass.

[@samturner6061]

Back when pranks were funny and not borderline psychopathic behaviour

[@MiguelGonzalez-vz6qi]

You don't call this psychopathic?

[@mints4997]

Yea this is worse

[@PinHeadThePopeOfHell]

Huh? 😂

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

Zoomer dent heads don’t know the difference between a prank/humor and assault, harassment (as you can see from the replies).

[@commoncure3335]

are you referring to Johnny Somali?

[@Beanie-Sandals]

Back in 2007 i found this in a vhs bin at a grocery store, I couldnt believe it

[@PussInBoot414]

Beanie Sandals without a cover or? I can imagine you picking up a blank tape and being bestowed with this magic gold.

[@Beanie-Sandals]

@@PussInBoot414 with the cover!

[@PussInBoot414]

Beanie Sandals ah well that answers that. What a find.

[@vinbarron9306]

I’d love to have them on DVD but then again there all on KZbin right ?

[@goatwarrior3570]

What's a grocery store?

[@ittybittyboat9017]

"AHAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL ON YOUR BUM-BUM!"

[@mutalix]

How Japan didn't ban him for life I'll never know.

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

They have plenty of wacky people who do crazy sht in the streets. He was probably nothing new lol

[@zakwanberlin]

@@Dev-In-Denver123 It’s not that common though

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

@@zakwanberlin In America? Or in Japan? Because in Japan it's extremely common lol

[@zakwanberlin]

@@Dev-In-Denver123 In Japan. Cause the Japanese tend to not bring so much attention to themselves and are generally respectful. They usually keep to themselves, and the stuff Tom did is like out of the norm. You seen how a lot of them was looking at him. America on the underhand, especially in New York City, there’s tons of coo coo for coco puffs people.

[@Pheonix8877]

@@Dev-In-Denver123 been to japan more than once, and this isn’t true. I cringed the whole time watching this, because no one acts out in Public in japan. People are very to themselves. It would be very rare to see and tom Greene is simply being an obnoxious asshole

[@YesManNomad]

After revisiting a bunch of Tom videos, I think I see him in a different light than I did during my childhood (where I was purely just entertained) - the man’s entire shtick is that he wants us to stop taking ourselves so goddamn seriously. Thanks for the reminder, Tom.

[@aphexamine]

yesssssssss ;)

[@jmgmarcus808]

It's actually a good movie, I don't care what anyone says.

[@ListenToPumpkinMusic]

There is no deep meaning. In looking for one you are completely missing the point. Ironic.

[@randylahey345]

@@ListenToPumpkinMusic Like any type of "art", the meaning is what you take from it. I actually agree with the original commenter that Tom tries to make light out of serious situations, hence, going to a serious city like Tokyo and fucking around. Also, you don't understand the meaning of irony. "The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect." Sure, Tom is an ironic guy, but how is the comment ironic? You're the missing the point, IRONIC. lmao

[@JuanMendoza-qd5lm]

@@ListenToPumpkinMusic YES!! 100% Correct!! So many Zoomers today completely miss the mark on this style of comedy. There truly is NO hidden meaning. Much comedy was like this during the 90s, its more Absurdist than anything. No reason or rhyme. Just playing with the old comfort zones of repressed Japanese and embarrassing them.

[@jojo101181]

I think I saw more elderly people laughing than anyone

[@mensax8054]

The reaction from that dude watching Tom eat his noodles was priceless

[@firstnamelastname9955]

"Nobody told me they were using cock lard"

[@franckmarronier130]

Santa's reaction was way better

[@chibiromano5631]

digimon looking a55.. also liked the little dwarven dude in the subway that liked potatoes.

[@GrabbaBeer]

Time stamp?

[@jonrixbus]

@@GrabbaBeer 4:00

[@atdaggersdrawn]

I wonder if that guy still has his "Go fork yourself" t-shirt. It's a one of a kind collector's item at this point.

[@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449]

At this point! Good one!!!

[@issaacxxx6202]

@@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449 shut the fork up.

[@OutLawStargazer899]

@@issaacxxx6202 fork all of you

[@theforsaken4489]

Tom Green seriously cures my depression and makes me forget the seriousness of this world. He makes me realise to chill out and have a laugh , stop taking things so seriously. Tom Green you’ll always be the reason for my happiness since I was a kid . Thank you so much

[@punkmetal4life]

yeah Man Agreed ! Cheers

[@ryanblair8805]

exact same here

[@ryansizemore5064]

for real well said. he slowed down and started living life to the fullest and most meta before any of us

[@TheSeanpatrickobrien]

I watched him make a pizza today

[@YZFMANIAC08]

Same

[@riokinsey2134]

Lmao i love how they are so friendly and courteous that they lightly applaud him when he sings "Pizza Pie" XD

[@xxxlawlessxxx1]

I. LIKE. PIZZA PIE.

[@stephenschenider4007]

Legend has it people are still looking for Randy.

[@nothertreeinbox]

Man I feel bad for the gen z kids that didn't get to experience this after school.

[@zachthezombie]

Wouldn't they be "triggered" by this ?

[@doorknob4029]

@@zachthezombie nah bruh tom green isnt even political, just good ol absurdist humor lol same as eric andre and others after him.

[@isthatyoujaunwayne4183]

@@zachthezombie you watch to much of todays programming if you think that

[@JuanMendoza-qd5lm]

@@doorknob4029 Not sure when being "Non-Political" has ever stopped Gen Z, but tell that to every comedian who has had any female or racial joke from 15yrs ago dug up for no reason whatsoever. The fact you put Eric Andre in the same category as Tom Green is pretty telling though. You might as well put classic SNL on the same level as Tim and Eric if thats your standard.

[@williambell6611]

Lol right, so many stoned nights laughing my ass off to Tom.

[@echoven]

I like how the japanese clown managed to annoy tom green instead of the other way around

[@ericquitugua5546]

"too musical" 😂

[@tajeco]

I watched this when it aired and loved it. I think I still have the VHS recording. Thanks for posting, without a VHS player, I wasn't sure if I'd see it again

[@Coverupzblog]

omg how have i never seen this. thank you so much for sharing this i love tom green !

[@CameronDanielShaw]

"See mom, I told you I'd make it! I'm in Tokyo dressed as a fork vomiting"

[@gaijinguineapig]

The king of cringe comedy. When he laughed at ol' boy falling down the temple stairs, I lost it.

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

I like how he didn't miss a beat in laughing at him. Literally took him a single breath. That's Tom Green lol

[@GraemeGunn]

This is not "cringe" comedy.

[@joshuaadrian8225]

hard!!!

[@devenbs1993]

Laughed through a fucking megaphone 😭😭

[@Dmitry_Medvedev]

@@GraemeGunn It is because it makes the audience *cringe* at the awkwardness of it all.

[@georgerabinovich]

By far the most interesting translator gig that man ever had

[@zebatov]

Wonder if he’s still around, translating for tourists.

[@GoingNorthObv]

friggin' randy with the backgammon boards and lightrails dropping the ball every god damn time when the show's about to kick off in the clarinova with the hockey sticks

[@Bloodywasher]

Every time Tom live streams I ask him if godzilla gives a crap about France. I've been doing this for about 3 years and he never responds. Haha

[@crappymeal]

Dedication

[@D4rk4tr1umXK79]

You’re doing gods work.

[@donaldbarton6701]

Does he still stream live?

[@Bloodywasher]

​​​​@@donaldbarton6701not that I know of one day I'll get him to clue in. He did some stuff after Tom greens house, last I checked he was like a polyamorous dog man van life vlog guy??? haha at 45? idk haha was encouraging people to meet him on his travels. Trust me I thought of tracking him down as a gag just to ask, if I really wanted to I could I live in Canada and have some 6th degree relation to his family but it's a lot of effort and i'd definitely want to document it haha

[@donaldbarton6701]

@@Bloodywasher yeah hes living the life of a nomad now lol. I hope you get to greet him

[@Natedawg38]

For the long long list of reasons i love the 90s, tom green is up there.

[@whiteshadow59]

WE LIKE QUIET

[@kboom4464]

My favourite line

[@rivermorrison8383]

This is funny, but also very interesting to see how polite Japanese are.

[@Medieval_Pheasant]

It's the least they could do,after trying to take over the world.

[@ivancamacho9581]

it's not that Japanese are polite, they are just non-confrontational

[@Therealw1]

@@ivancamacho9581 They’re not polite, they’re incredibly passive aggressive.

[@MeghanMartin]

@@Medieval_Pheasant And what about America who has its fingers in every part of the world and is constantly at war? How about you f4t f6ck burgers being polite?

[@lawrenceragnarok1186]

​@@Medieval_Pheasantthey didn't try to take over the world silly

[@Samboi22]

before there was Conan, before there was Jackass, before there was anything about pranks or bothering random people on tv, there was The Tom Green Show!

[@Eldwinn]

idk why you put conan on that list though all he does is normal talk shows

[@theozmiester7405]

@@Eldwinn yea thats what I was thinking. What's he on about?

[@redplague]

@@Eldwinn He has done videos where he roams about a country making an ass of himself.

[@Joe.Rogan.]

Before MTV sucked ass.

[@kris8569]

@@theozmiester7405 Yall don't know about 90's Conan then. Dude did skits. He still does from time to time

[@ChibiBoxing]

I havent laugh this hard in a while, thank you

[@flyisz101]

I miss this guy on the air lol

[@Eldwinn]

haha lol so funny lol LOL

[@kle1134]

I'm happy he's on the comeback lots of love

[@xLucidor]

Sweet, Green never dies

[@calebpugh222]

Check out his KZbin channel.. he puts shit out every other day, good sir!

[@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449]

Doing irl before irl, og

[@destynova4512]

I never thought I'd see this again.

[@MMaRsu]

I love how Tom breaks at the guy talking about the ladies 'secret spot' 😂

[@asdf9890]

I bet he absolutely gave his mom those for Christmas too.

[@AaronHendu]

Or slurping noodles near the start. He breaks lots in this.

[@davidyoung5640]

It smells like Big Macs

[@Frank941]

This man is a legend. He was the first to set up a successful studio in his living room and thought Joe Rogan to pod cast. He invented trolling and did absurd shock comedy in the streets in the early nineties. He survived testicular cancer and third-degree burns and his feet. Tom is a pioneer and a brilliant artist

[@mendozaartstudio]

I've seen this tons of times, but I laughed so hard this time. Groundbreaking.

[@jeremyvoegeli562]

Not only is it bad enough to fall in front of a couple of people but then to have a guy laughing at you with a megaphone. 🤣 😊

[@riograul2043]

Thank you so much for uploading a high quality version of this!

[@reyntime1950]

Such disrespectu. Tom rack a disuprin.

[@h3ktich3ktic74]

Tom greens the best his just doing his thing

[@TheYooperPooper]

Prease be carm

[@adamdewees2476]

Usually this kind of stuff would upset and embarrassed me, but when Tom does it it's just funny

[@reversefulfillment9189]

Life is absurd, may as well play along like my man Tom.

[@Dionysus-gv9lz]

Exactly

[@Adamguy2003]

I always love this special, it's Tom at his best! @ 6:07- 6:13, Tom's laugh is HYSTERICAL! It has an almost snooty quality to it, but it still never fails to make me crack up, especially when he then follows it up with "YOU FELL ON YOUR BUM- BUM! YOU FELL ON YOUR BUM- BUM!" The very first time I saw this special, the intro @ 6:32- 6:37 made me say out loud, "Oh, this is gonna be good!" Nobody can annoy people (Intentionally) like Tom! Maybe after this, they should have had a special where Tom goes to London and turns his attention on those English guards that can't ever laugh or smile! The part with the "Japanese snow monkeys" (They're technically called Japanese macaques) is absolute gold! Though, in all seriousness, Tom and his crew are lucky they didn't get mauled while filming that.

[@PayneToTheMax]

Yeah Tom really plays up the obnoxious, clueless foreigner here to a hilarious extreme. When he whips out the megaphone to laugh at the guy falling on his bum-bum I just lose it.

[@xyanide1986]

Even if a man in a Godzilla onesie shows up with a TV crew, taking off all his clothes, they still remain sincere.

[@CraftyWon]

This guys was awesome and way ahead of his time and im glad i got to grow up in my teens and early 20;s with him

[@The_Hallowed]

That old guy on the train ruined Tom. Tom: " who likes bannanas" Old guy: " we like quiet!"

[@apothos666]

This feels like a prelude to all the IRL twitch streamers. Tom Green was a pioneer on a few fronts.

[@proxanna]

i couldn't help but think the same thing rewatching this

[@photomukund]

Entire world is so friggin uptight and all it took was a Canadian man with a goatee to show it to us 😂

[@chibiromano5631]

This was the late 90s, we still had time.. in the us at least when sep eleven hapepend.. that just made super serious..and by the 2010s our obcession with japan and work culture took us over. Funny to see this now as an adult from when i was 7, but Japan was really us in the future. In the subway scene when he is making noise and singing, everybody there is way too serious. In New York in the 90s he would of had a sing along but todays gentrified new york he would have been looked at like a consp theorst. But if he did that in mexico city subway he would have had a good pop. But yeah the world really looks dark today, maybe 2020 changed that and made us refelect. But Tom Green show hits a different way when you see this episode and how much the world in the US has changed for the worse.

[@maximuswedgie5149]

Where is humor like this nowadays. I’m dying over here.

[@Aririririoeod]

Ayy im walking here

[@Aririririoeod]

Gabbagool ova here

[@josephkelley8641]

surprised Tom made it back from this one. .

[@Meadjuice]

definitely not his best stuff

[@TerminalM193]

It's Japan.... Not China...

[@Acdc671]

Shortly before my weed days when I was young, I watched this. And to this day, not much has ever made me laugh so hard in my life. My point being, if I was high I probably would have died.

[@destynova4512]

Word I hear that one

[@missundies]

Why you not high though

[@destynova4512]

@@DEVILMAN-eq8dk dude meant if he was high when he first saw this as a kid he would of died.

[@thech33f39]

it doesnt matter how many times you watch it is always funny.

[@xLucidor]

Making you better feeling

[@DancinJim]

@@2strokejunkie686 No, it is always funny. I laughed as much today watchng it at 37 years old as I did when I first watched it at 17.

[@dakronikles]

Good to be back. lol. cheers. WHO LIKES POTATOES!? raise your hand!

[@Mr_Fourshot]

It’s true it always makes me better feeling

[@privateprivate1865]

@@Mr_Fourshot Lololololol

[@system1912]

The fucking Santa, I nearly died.

[@A90_bbyyyyy]

This dude knew about ASMR twenty years ahead of time 4:02

[@gavinsibley9848]

Fav piece of media ever

[@upkaarbharadia]

22:08 Absolutely shameful how Randy from AAA Entertainment's lack of organisational skills really let TG down big time here.

[@TheYooperPooper]

Lmfao

[@JoeSmith-jx5ri]

Randy rackakanacknacknack

[@isthatyoujaunwayne4183]

I knew if I waited long enough some terrific soul would upload this.

[@punkmetal4life]

Thank you .

[@MarcDufresneosorusrex]

@@punkmetal4life many thanks also

[@masterasia4175]

this is perfection

[@vicdemone7020]

Thank you!!… I really didn’t get this when I was a kid. Although I know it contributed to my insanity. Thanks Tommy🤓🐣

[@jenniferbooth2624]

😂

[@extrastarplaya2363]

I had this on DVD and used to watch it all the time.

[@crimesforkibble6912]

"I disapprove of you" I'm sure he gets that alot 😂

[@Uchuuneko]

This special is such a good time capsule of what Japan was like fashion and style wise around 2000/2001.

[@krunkle5136]

That lady just trying to run her business at the beginning was so chill. She really tried to get his clothes back on.

[@avikfett1551]

Tom Green is a Pioneer.

[@bio-jesus6967]

Yo, this just came up in my feed, and I couldn't be happier

[@GrabbaBeer]

42:50 always made me lmao 😂

[@thanks4272]

Holy shit this is timeless

[@ganglabesh]

"Trolling is basically just causing confusion" - tom green

[@davidtorres743]

Time was easier back then when we had tom green on our televisions

[@TheYooperPooper]

Thank you for this!

[@punkmetal4life]

your Welcome !! Great DVD.

[@Helgy23]

Every body in the chat..are you TAAAAKING CAAARE OF BUISNESS!!!???? WOOOO!!!! 😂

[@hom3bon333]

i don't know how i got here... none the less i'm glad that i did

[@ellococt]

I need a time travel machine now

[@inflatable_sparrow947]

Me too, bud. Me too.

[@山田弘毅-f5c]

回転寿司屋のシーンは衛生面的に今の時代にやったら炎上不可避ですね。

[@seabass7496]

25:14 it’s hilarious to see how long tom laughs. When he starts laughing the train is at the station, and when it cuts, the train is moving

[@atmeElijah]

Tom Green "The Legend" and "The Ultimate Troll". Today's world just doesn't understand.

[@BRAGOLLACH909]

19:38 “…I’m from Canada, so, I’m not really smart” qjjajajajajajjahajajajaj AGREE

[@davicus100]

When he was new and people didnt know who he was or what he was doing was the best,, such great shock value it was hilarious. People are crazy now I wonder how far he could get with people now?

[@canobenitez]

Eric Andre took the lead, he had to get into a whole new level. , is tough but it is doable.

[@canobenitez]

@Mister Lector I never said he did, but who other better than Andre to carry the torch of madness?

[@ivancamacho9581]

@@canobenitez who's Andre?

[@canobenitez]

@@ivancamacho9581 his name is eric and oh boy, you are in for a treat, google eric andre show episode tyler creator

[@hellacooook]

@@canobenitez turn that poop into wine!

[@CILOHOLACOV]

こんなものを面白いと思うなんて、海外の方たちはずいぶん野蛮なんですね。こういうのが流行りなのでしょうか？ 日本の食べ物を気に入ってくれてありがとう。カナダやアメリカの食べ物がどんなに上品な味なのかぜひ教えて欲しいです

[@10cam01]

長崎と広島が名物料理です

[@ThuggNasty72]

I found it entertaining

[@rifleshooterchannel208]

You know what’s _really_ barbaric? The Pearl Harbor attacks and Unit 731 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@rifleshooterchannel208]

@@10cam01They certainly got very well cooked.

[@rifleshooterchannel208]

@@whatpricefreedom82 It is fault of the Mexicans. Who do you think is bringing in the drugs and forming the gangs?

[@ongogoblogian1343]

I love when the clown catches on to toms song and he goes “oops too musical”

[@greggotheeggo]

Thanks for the hd upload.

[@downupblockinc1380]

im pretending i dont understand but i do understand

[@chrisfurnier4790]

Tom Green created the format that most successfull youtube content creators still use now. He's the OG of all this!

[@SincereSentinel]

Thanks for uploading this by the way!!!!

[@punkmetal4life]

your Welcome . The World needs This.

[@sirrom5155]

one of my favorite works of tom green content which is saying a lot

[@redcalx9568]

ffs i miss the 90s

[@torkdork69]

More of a profound enlightenment of the human psyche than it is humorous. TG is a more than just a comedian. The man is a poet of human behavioral sciences.

[@JackChiefton]

One of the great Dadaists’

[@dkrom]

I love the screen cap of the guy staring at Tom.

[@ZapRowsdower47]

😂😂Take me back to this era, i miss it😢❤❤❤

[@alejandrocervantes4523]

The drums had me dying

[@1lio]

カナダには失望しました...

[@chicofromph33nix64]

I'm disappointed with you...

[@felyxmillicent6538]

A pure masterpiece of broadcasting. 💯💚

[@otten5666]

"They're not that hard to catch surprisingly. All you need is a van and a box of pretzels" 9:20

[@andyzagray7962]

I love how he knows exactly what she's saying

[@DBC316]

If you watch this while randomly skipping 10 seconds it somehow becomes more chaotic.

[@samuelmazza2600]

I want a North Korean special

[@treasuretrails]

why cant i stop watching this while drunk and high two decades later in 2022?

[@elchiponr1]

omg that pizza pie song i'm almost choking

[@Frank941]

This is so funny 🤣 I haven’t laughed like this in a long time! 😂

[@Egcmikey]

This is my fave piece of Tom’s work!!

[@garrettd9818]

It’s a fricken classic

[@Smason432]

28:00 I always laugh out loud to Tom drumming in this film noir

[@nolster540]

tearin those drums up !

[@Matthewsavant]

This is peak Tom green and still hilarious

[@beegchunguz7425]

"Pizza Pie Pizza Pie I like Pizza Pie" The man knows what he likes.

[@skyennis4677]

😂😂😂😂

[@user-fe1jk1zj4y]

11:10 this scene got me pissed off n so uncomfortable U never welcomed to Japan

[@retro_rave3109]

Who cares? This is funny as hell