Pure Michigan: Downriver

spoof of Pure Michigan commercials by John Kerfoot, highlighting Downriver Michigan

[@charlesdemean3055]

The wonderful smell of Wyandotte Chemicals. Orange, brown & black skies. Great Lakes Steel & working in the open hearth. Lamprey eels. Dead fish. Smells no one can imagine. Half the kids I went to school w dead from cancer. Mt. Trashmore. The old Nike Missile base. Memories. Left Riverview in 67, n still can breathe....never went back.

[@fadyb033]

Major props to whoever put these Pure Michigan clips together. Funniest sh!t I have seen in a long time. Keep em coming!

[@318darren]

oh yeah. Where else can you drive for 20 blocks and not see a single house that is worth more than the rims on the car in the driveway lol

[@msdsez]

I wish I could afford a single car wheel or even a hubcap. I dream of living in one of those shacks. Until then, I'll just have to be satisfied with this rolled up cardboard box which I ain't sayin where it is. Wow, a driveway! What a dream!

[@tedwlkr8]

Sadly the Gibraltar trade center is closing for good. They're now building a Menard's. Where will the downriver folk get their guns and underwear now? We'll all regret this day. We hardly knew thee but will never forget thee. This video will forever be a tribute to it's impact on the people. The city will miss all the unsafe start ticket revenue too.Burning rubber turning onto Eureka rd was our sense of belonging and contributing to the pothole repair funds.

[@Kaff231]

Ted Walker LOL😆😆😆😆

[@TheWhiteTrashPanda]

R.I.P. Gibraltar Trade Center

[@eluweniestargazer2570]

We'll just have to all shit our pants I guess. Happy "Yule Log" 2018. Peace!

[@surferbri5346]

Gibraltar trade center used to get some really good impostor handbags

[@TheGreatOutdoors]

Long live the Taylor Town Center 👍

[@adraborandavis-blake4611]

CLOSED FOR YEARS- WAAAAAAAHHHH.I miss it so much.

[@TheTNK97]

I went to Battle Creek and I've never seen so many Mohawks in one place! We named it, the "Battle Creek Strip"

[@MrGearhead514]

Probably because Battle Creek was named after Indians. Want the Google version: History and name origin. In about 1774, the Potawatomi and the Ottawa Native American tribes formed a joint village near the future Battle Creek, Michigan. ... Early white settlers called the nearby stream the Battle Creek River, and the town took its name from that.

[@l8dybug65]

You are so on point and hilarious!!!!

[@airdriver]

You should do a video about Port Huron/Marysville. And get some good shots of the chemical plants on the Canadian side called "Chemical Valley" by the locals.

[@downriverfirepower]

That was great, spot on.

[@therealbigballski]

Representin Trenton! Hell yeah

[@glpt4491]

🤣 R.I.P. GTC 💔😭

[@JL-sm6cg]

Some Downriver cities need one of their own, like Taylor or Trenton.

[@movienite43]

Class.. Pure Michigan

[@greybushgames1]

Born and raised DownRiver Michigan I miss the trade center such a great place for people watching and buying other people’s useless junk..

[@dirt3892]

RIP Gibralter whenever - 2018

[@TKDCujo]

And this is why I am moving out of state ASAP.

[@surferbri5346]

Gibraltar trade center was awesome

[@millswoody]

Spent a day in NYC with Detroiters yelling downriver cities on a Sunday.....So Fun!

[@eluweniestargazer2570]

Dear Mr. Kerfoot, South *Rock* wood, *Rock* wood and Flat *Rock* . "What was said about a pile of rocks?" In Flat Rock, "The map was thrown into Huroc River. It's useless!" - *Quotes from the movie The Blair Witch Project* Even my husband who grew up in Southgate didn't know where Flat Rock is. The messed up part is that the big boss' name, where he works, in the city of Flat Rock, his name is Josh. *Where are you Josh!* True Story! 👻😨 Peace✌ (You Tube journal entry): February 19th, 2019 8:20 a.m.

[@Coleskinner22]

You need to make one of these videos for Saginaw, Michigan!

[@msdsez]

Hey, that's my dream city! I'm from Flint. You understand.

[@Megaman84]

Business in the front and party in the back, Classic!

[@TabbyTank]

OMG....love these clips. Michigander my whole life and I'm 47. It's such a shame and embarrassment that we have Kid Rock, though. A true POS.

[@perryegolson833]

You said it man. What an embarrassment he is. I’m also a Michigan resident. What area are you from?

[@Qqzzaaau123]

hahahah i love going to gibralter

[@msdsez]

Almighty Lord God, please bless the Gibraltar Trade Center, jus 'cause Hayley likes it though.

[@PROVOJOE1]

live and let live and i stay in SCOTLAND the most perfect place to live for people and scenery.... way do the US slang off each other`s states.... you` are all the one country

[@msdsez]

We hate ourselves more than anyone from anywhere can ever understand. We had to kill off an entire people and their way of life to be what we are and it isn't anything to be proud of but lots of people are self deceived into thinking that it was God's Will. Ah, no it wasn't! Barbarians is Barbarians, no matter how you want to dress it up. The difference between The Union Jack, The Star Spangled Banner and The Jolly Roger is? Yeah, I don't see any. Do you?

[@mitcheldeven9115]

Lol heard of Woodhaven in Downriver? It becoming one of the richest cities with hus growth rate and trenton was amazing!! It was the rich public school

[@jleif7736]

woodhaven the rich public school? LOL

[@TheZach008]

please do grand rapids!!

[@maizeandblueheart]

Please do Clarkston!

[@tracyharsh1]

# TRUTH !!!!!

[@danielgall7665]

I do love living in Downriver though lol

[@annie76800]

@deadpool03mm That's a good one. I have heard Taylor refered to as Taylortucky but not Trailer. :)

[@GTBurns48215]

Gibraltar Trade Center, Taylor's finest weekend dirtmall.

[@alexjames1998]

can u do 8mile, berkley or oak park?

[@adancinhipo]

you need to do muskegon

[@JEDI7ACEN]

FNLOL! We don't party with drugs and dancing, we party just watching burnouts!

[@DrDanthrax99_tf2]

RIP Gibralter Trade Center lol

[@JEDI7ACEN]

@TheHm3 Hellz Yeah! I'm about fug gas prices, Every car I owned has been V-8 except for turbo T-bird

[@timecrashzero]

@TKDCujo soon as i turned 18 i was gone.

[@MrSergiokhan1977]

Funny it really Michigan

[@mztweety1374]

We talkin bout mullets!

[@thenegas2008]

Any one remember this resturant called Trovanos corner of alle and Euraka in taylor mi. Buttons Irene Brenda get back

[@MrDetwaa]

@TKDCujo lol, you do know Michigan has some awesome communities??

[@TheHm3]

@JEDI7ACEN hell ya.. :D rofl dats our fav types of cars u talking about respect the muscle car goddammit!!!

[@greatvaluebleach1486]

Back to the Bricks?

[@jakec23]

woo WOODHAVEN!!!!!

[@rayXklish]

I think Lincoln Park is even more embarrassing than Taylor. Lol.

[@ionhunter]

Tires, we burn out on tires.

[@hitthecouch]

The grenade looked terrible with the tribal art. Somebody put a jacket on that guy.

[@PantstofryPWNZ]

@Ei3sto he did

[@AbbeyRoad52]

That's not Kid Rock.....

[@msdsez]

There is no Kid Rock. You've only ever seen one of over a hundred clones of a supposed human animal that people believe falsely is human but is really just an illusion; a construct; an archetype that was created to help pacify the masses of asses. It is not human. Don't believe that for a second.

[@MrGearhead514]

@@msdsez - Thank you Father Marcus for our daily life lesson in bullshit.

[@TheHm3]

@JEDI7ACEN hell yaa muscle car is about tire smoking never giving up badass not letting u a chance to take control cars not good track cars muscle cars were to be enjoyed and put the sun out at any weather

[@j.stephens5469]

Funny shit. Some people don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. But sure do have the money to get a tattoo.

[@v8consumption]

this is true. street rats with tattoos

[@timecrashzero]

@dsnfldgfds 2005 for me. Such glory to that feeling

[@lovemyaphc412]

So sad they are tearing down gilbrator

[@nsayer]

So what’s the difference between Downriver and Ohio?

[@charlesdemean3055]

We're from Michigan & they're from Nowhere, Ohio. Go Blue.

[@JDandEm23921]

Hahahahaaa

[@5.twelve]

Do Michigan State

[@timecrashzero]

@hayleyrockstar25 so clever

[@kobusmaster]

Thats not kid rock

[@Michigander5000]

Hope your not moving south of Michigan, everything just gets worse. Oh, and if you move north it all gets kinda Canadian...

[@timecrashzero]

@carrieapple so Michigan belongs in the south.

[@effteedub92]

@MrAfterword I hope Ohio State beats Kansas. Just so I can watch UK take a big shut on you guys in the championship :)

[@Capone2121]

Lmao

[@punkminkis]

Weedhaven!

[@JL-sm6cg]

We used to call it Wig-haven, because all the "wiggers" came from there.

[@hitthecouch]

Tattoos are widely acceptable. As long as they're not on the hands, face or neck, then it isn't hard to find a job. It's simply and extension of one's personality, etc. I'm not anti-tattoo just anti-shitty tattoo.

[@Golfing422]

The tax Capitol of Michigan.