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@GuyPerson-jt9tv
@GuyPerson-jt9tv 7 ай бұрын
The 'thou' pronoun joke was gold.
@jw7268
@jw7268 7 ай бұрын
Worth its weight in frankincense and myrrh
@douglasboyle6544
@douglasboyle6544 7 ай бұрын
It was a well crafted bit that paid off perfectly with it.
@anju5124
@anju5124 7 ай бұрын
What was the joke?
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez 6 ай бұрын
@@anju5124 Republicans generally don't like the gender pronoun stuff.
@COMPUTER.SCIENCE.
@COMPUTER.SCIENCE. 5 ай бұрын
​@@Terra_Lopez gender pronoun stuff like what? 😂
@azraelbryson5046
@azraelbryson5046 7 ай бұрын
1st Amendment - "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion." Article 1, Sec. 8 of Louisiana State constitution - "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 7 ай бұрын
Rs don't care about that old piece of paper.
@TheREALJosephTurner
@TheREALJosephTurner 7 ай бұрын
The Loophole: The document you are quoting is talking about FEDERAL congress. This law was passed by a STATE congress. Still a dumb thing to spend time on, but now you know why it flies.
@azraelbryson5046
@azraelbryson5046 7 ай бұрын
@TheREALJosephTurner do states not have state congresses? Was this law not passed thru their state law process? States don't have to follow the constitution?
@jessehammer123
@jessehammer123 7 ай бұрын
@@TheREALJosephTurnerOkay, but that clause of the First Amendment has been incorporated down to the states even since 1947’s Everson v. Board of Education.
@azraelbryson5046
@azraelbryson5046 7 ай бұрын
@TheREALJosephTurner Article 1, Sec. 8 of the Louisiana state constitution "No law shall be enacted respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." So even the state constitution says this is against the rules.
@MamaTreNiner
@MamaTreNiner 7 ай бұрын
The breakdown of the 10 commandments... BRILLIANT!!! 🏆
@rainmanjr2007
@rainmanjr2007 7 ай бұрын
A nice tweak of George Carlin's breakdown.
@nyanuwu4209
@nyanuwu4209 7 ай бұрын
@@rainmanjr2007 Completely unrelated.
@carn9507
@carn9507 7 ай бұрын
@@nyanuwu4209 how's it unrelated? Carlin's 10 commandment piece is still very relevant as is much of his material calling out conservatives and religous nuts
@dennisheyes4561
@dennisheyes4561 7 ай бұрын
It also shows exactly what will happen too displays in classrooms. They will be defaced by students.
@Valcano96
@Valcano96 7 ай бұрын
@@dennisheyes4561this generation is creative- I am thinking they are going to more than just cross them out.
@JachymorDota
@JachymorDota 7 ай бұрын
10 rules for thee, but not for me! - _Every Republican ever_
@TheREALJosephTurner
@TheREALJosephTurner 7 ай бұрын
To be honest and fair, every POLITICIAN ever. Remember, there was a former DEM president that also cheated, lied about it, and faced impeachment.
@markkrull556
@markkrull556 7 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@sheridan140
@sheridan140 7 ай бұрын
...and establishment Dems, don't kid yourself. They ensure we keep getting these Reps...
@valtonen77
@valtonen77 7 ай бұрын
@@sheridan140 How? Democrats arent the ones spreading crazy conspiracy theories which republicans eat up.
@hugoafonso2102
@hugoafonso2102 7 ай бұрын
Thee is also a pronoun! 😁
@whatamess8764
@whatamess8764 7 ай бұрын
This is Michael Kosta's best segment!
@MarthaSpizziri
@MarthaSpizziri 7 ай бұрын
IDK, I think the Tucker Carlson’s face coach skit was up there.
@jw7268
@jw7268 7 ай бұрын
Dudes always cracks me up when he's on 😂
@dunnbrandon
@dunnbrandon 7 ай бұрын
Jokes aside, these 2 made it official to fight together is the clearest sign of ultimate concern
@rainmanjr2007
@rainmanjr2007 7 ай бұрын
China would likely be forced to defend NK and, therefore, Putin has checked Xi's reluctance to supply his war in Ukraine.
@brianmcsorley3229
@brianmcsorley3229 7 ай бұрын
If it helps you out , keep mine .
@flackstar007
@flackstar007 7 ай бұрын
Agreed, and with China and Iran in the wings the four state notation's are already bypassing western sanctions with force and threats making the effort to use non-hostile methods to deescalate nearly impossible. And with the partnership in full view western nations begin to look weak while they try to pretend that this is not happening or that their sanctions are more then words outside European Union and NATO. With such a partnership Europe and the West as a whole will need to decide where it draws the line in the sand and how willing it's leaders are to risk election losses in order to make the tough calls (Russia will gaslight the west on any action it takes so there really is no point in trying to play into Russian narratives). Yet this said, western nations have experienced peace long enough to not want to jump into a war and it's societies are in a generational transition period where the younger generations are more influenced by unregulated social media that is quickly becoming dominated by Troll's?Bots and AI generated deep fakes. The older generations are not that better as they are more keen for war but are also upset that progress is changing their ways of life and upending the energy model they based their lives around (basically the shift away from traditional energy is like a slap in the face to older people who assumed oil/gas was going to be around forever and that anyone who thought differently was insane or an progressive simpleton). The end point is I truly worry about the next few years, Europe thinks it has more time up it's sleeve to push Russia of the economic cliff and win the proxy war via finical ruin, but Russia clearly plans to escalate hostilities while it still has the means to do so and is using Western hesitation in it's favour to fully turn it's national economy into a war time economy where it can out produce cheap disposable weapons at a rate that would allow Russia to carpet bomb Europe back into WW2 levels of destruction. So let's hope the average voter across Europe thinks hard about what they want for their futures when it's politicians finally approach the question of direct action to actually enforce the sanctions against Russia/North Korea/Iran and later China.
@pickettfury
@pickettfury 7 ай бұрын
Wasn't just to protect each if attacked though? (defense)
@dunnbrandon
@dunnbrandon 7 ай бұрын
@@pickettfurythese 2 both have nukes, would be within expectations if they also go on offense as counter measure.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын
You know Donnie is watching at home.... gently running his fingers over the 'beautiful letter' Kimmy sent him, years ago... when their love still had a chance.... So long ago.
@breakingbacon658
@breakingbacon658 7 ай бұрын
He hesitated on reaching in and giving Kim a kiss… he regrets it to this day and many of the TOP HISTORIANS say it’s linked to his cognitive decline.
@breakingbacon658
@breakingbacon658 7 ай бұрын
They were so close to sharing a kiss.
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 7 ай бұрын
Kimmy committing adultery, while trump covets Putin's new lover
@dannmarceau
@dannmarceau 7 ай бұрын
"Faded photograph Covered now with lines and creases Tickets torn in half Memories in bits and pieces" -- Classics IV 😅
@rainmanjr2007
@rainmanjr2007 7 ай бұрын
@@dannmarceau No love lost as donvict is already a friend of Putin.
@TheBizarrodragon
@TheBizarrodragon 7 ай бұрын
The 10 Commandment segment was brilliant 😂!
@DeathByRabbit
@DeathByRabbit 7 ай бұрын
I forgot or didn't know Desi was from my home state! She's right, we do read gooder.
@jazzyfour
@jazzyfour 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@karenm4322
@karenm4322 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@momb1107
@momb1107 7 ай бұрын
I know, I'm going to look up and see what city she's from. I'm sure she's not from Eastern Kentucky.😅
@djoakeydoakey1076
@djoakeydoakey1076 7 ай бұрын
That's grammatical wrong, it's pronounced gooderer
@mrbomplastik
@mrbomplastik 7 ай бұрын
Not only do we read gooder, we right gooder to!
@Marlorn
@Marlorn 7 ай бұрын
It really looked like Kim took a sigh of relief when he turned around and walk away from the plane. 😂
@Shmuk-bn7ef
@Shmuk-bn7ef 7 ай бұрын
Kim is a very unpleasant guy. Putin seems cool if you don't criticize his laws he's friendly 🤷🤷
@AdrianneMalden
@AdrianneMalden 7 ай бұрын
​@@Shmuk-bn7ef FRIENDLY? I've got some land in Florida...
@Chazulu2
@Chazulu2 7 ай бұрын
Some people find socializing exhausting. Not everyone has the energy to always be out in the community. Whenever they need to go mingle they find themselves stalling. Just prefer that the help avoids eye contact while they go change the lenins. It's best for everyone tho, marx my words... Uh.... Ummmmmm..... 😺
@Mande1985
@Mande1985 7 ай бұрын
I'm from Louisiana. I am also an early childhood educator. The Gov had also slashed 24 million from ECE. After we marched over there and tried to plead with him, he is only cutting it by 9 million now. But yeah, let's focus on the 10 commandments, Governor.
@matthewdaye5410
@matthewdaye5410 7 ай бұрын
Should put up the equivalent from several other religions, force them to admit they only consider their religion valid.
@stephaniegreenwood4007
@stephaniegreenwood4007 5 ай бұрын
Thou shall not steal…from children. Maybe you should post the ten commandments at the Governor’s house, with this one circled in red.
@stephaniegreenwood4007
@stephaniegreenwood4007 5 ай бұрын
Maybe you should post one of these Ten Commandments poster at the governors house, with “thou shall not steel…from school children, curled in red…And then vote for a new governor that actually cares about …people!
@corralescoyote
@corralescoyote 7 ай бұрын
I think if I were a teacher, I would make a point of prominently displaying the 10C along with a very simple 10-point explanation of why we never had it up before and why it’s up now. 😂😂😂
@AloisAgos
@AloisAgos 7 ай бұрын
Would that violate the "Craven image" thing from the Commandments? Oh who am I kidding, the Republicans will declare it as such even if it isn't. 😑
@DracoMagnius
@DracoMagnius 7 ай бұрын
​@Vesta_the_Lesser Which is exactly why it would enrage Republicans and ask that teacher be removed if they don't take down the explanation.
@craigb8228
@craigb8228 7 ай бұрын
​@@DracoMagniusThe teacher would be in violation of Project 2025.
@GizmoBeach
@GizmoBeach 7 ай бұрын
Thou shalt not make or worship any graven images, kids. Unless it's a gold life-size blow-up doll of Trump, in which case you can bow to and dance around it like fruitcakes.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 7 ай бұрын
@@craigb8228 We'll all be in violation of Project 2025. "First they came for the trade unionists, ..."
@AllenKnutson
@AllenKnutson 7 ай бұрын
They really could've pounded on Giuliani with the "bearing false witness" charge.
@dipperdog
@dipperdog 7 ай бұрын
Or Trumps 34 bearing false witness convictions
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 7 ай бұрын
or the whole of maga with the worshiping false gods/idols.
@LordOfNihil
@LordOfNihil 7 ай бұрын
i dont think there is a politician on the planet who follows that one.
@lalah9481
@lalah9481 7 ай бұрын
The 10…. no wait, the 5…uhhh… The Commandment : Thou Oh no!😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alansmitheejr-g2q
@alansmitheejr-g2q 7 ай бұрын
To really enjoy Mardi Gras you would have to break all 10 Commandments.
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 7 ай бұрын
Also to be the R presidential candidate.
@marcpeterson1092
@marcpeterson1092 7 ай бұрын
Which neighbor do you have to bear false witness against?
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 7 ай бұрын
​@@marcpeterson1092 "Yo, bro! Cindy said she was really into you, and wouldn't mind if you give her more than beads, if you get me." "Yeah, she really said that. Now, go and rizz her up."
@MrBrock314
@MrBrock314 7 ай бұрын
@@derekstein6193 Lying is always optional.
@TheBoogerJames
@TheBoogerJames 7 ай бұрын
The leaders in Baton Rouge hate Mardi Gras. New Orleans is a Democrat city (that has its own political corruption problems) surrounded by a Republican state.
@stephensuddick1896
@stephensuddick1896 7 ай бұрын
I just see these two crazy kids together❤️ If these two love-struck dictators can't make their love work, what hope do the rest of us have?
@darrellee8194
@darrellee8194 7 ай бұрын
I really liked Desi and Ronny working the desk together. It reminds of Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd. I think two people at the desk has a better dynamic. Maybe Ronny isn't the best choice. I think he's better in the field. Maybe pair Desi with Jon or one of the other guys?
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 7 ай бұрын
Oh, my. Ronny is woefully untalented. It is so awkward and forced.
@kmick8108
@kmick8108 7 ай бұрын
@kcbh24 you sound like you have a grudge against him since 3rd grade
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 7 ай бұрын
@@kmick8108 sounds like you're sensitive about people's opinions about celebrities, which is weird.
@EpistemicResponsibility4All
@EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 ай бұрын
@kmick isn't questioning your opinion, merely your delivery😂 ​ @@kcbh24
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 7 ай бұрын
@@EpistemicResponsibility4All I don't really care what they feel about my opinion or delivery, and either way, they (and you) are too sensitive over things that don't matter.
@gwick358
@gwick358 7 ай бұрын
Costa's segment was brilliant! Love you guys! ✌❤
@thEannoyingE
@thEannoyingE 7 ай бұрын
Isn’t there supposed to be SEPARATION between church and state?
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, but that requires reading, and that's a tall order for certain constituents...
@peterkn2
@peterkn2 7 ай бұрын
Apparently, it depends on which church too 🤨
@peterbathum2775
@peterbathum2775 7 ай бұрын
It’s why the colonists founded America; they fled England where religion and the power of the state were in lock step making their royalty sanctified holy men ; they also could not worship any religion other than the government’s . That’s why the second founding principle is the freedom to worship within any religion .
@robertw1962
@robertw1962 7 ай бұрын
According to Heritage Foundations Paul Weyrich "America is a Christian Nation" The original big lie that started this mess.
@rainmanjr2007
@rainmanjr2007 7 ай бұрын
Sadly that's not actually in the constitution. It's in a letter Jefferson sent to someone. The 1st Amend protects Xtian worship and their financial advantages made Xtianity the overwhelmingly popular religion. The SB's were able to capitalize on that because Lincoln died and Johnson was a Southern sympathizer, like Mary Todd Lincoln. Many Dem's, like me, warned against coddling religions but few listened. This is the price for not doing so.
@Sprinkle_of_Sanity
@Sprinkle_of_Sanity 7 ай бұрын
Desi and Ronny together just makes me laugh before they’ve even started! Love their styles mixed together! Thanks for this brilliant segment! I could watch them comment on anything in the news and giggle!
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 7 ай бұрын
No Ronny, Trump, Putin, & Kim are best friends forever!! I bet Trump feels sad that he was left out!! 😭😭
@petethetaper
@petethetaper 7 ай бұрын
ya, i was gonna ask where's the beef?.. er aaa bone spurs.. eats alot like Kim. prob no diaper service./ they don't like his oppressive smell.
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 7 ай бұрын
@@petethetaper, LOL!! 🤣🤣
@rainmanjr2007
@rainmanjr2007 7 ай бұрын
@@Prof.RenanAraujo As a convicted felon awaiting sentencing he's not allowed to leave States Of America.
@annjohnson8437
@annjohnson8437 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe old orangy wasn't invited to the sleepover, LOL!
@Stoicisbetter
@Stoicisbetter 7 ай бұрын
As a convicted felon he won't be able to visit those friends legally?
@kindseyvaughn8667
@kindseyvaughn8667 7 ай бұрын
Technically the Sabbath is Saturday. Not sure why Christians worship on Sundays, but the Ten Commandments is still very much apart of the Jewish faith, and it’s sundown on Friday to sundown on Saturday.
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 7 ай бұрын
christians, traditionally, are not sticklers for details.
@brianmcsorley3229
@brianmcsorley3229 7 ай бұрын
They only do that to show how meaningless it all is .
@AZDfox
@AZDfox 7 ай бұрын
Christians made Sundays the new Sabbath because Jesus rose from the dead on a Sunday
@Wuzwrongwitdatdolla
@Wuzwrongwitdatdolla 7 ай бұрын
@@AZDfox Sunday isn’t the new Sabbath for Christians, it’s still Saturday. But yes, most Christians worship on Sunday to coincide with Christ’s resurrection. Seventh Day Adventists, however worship on Saturdays.
@shirleyvanarsdalecrabtree2880
@shirleyvanarsdalecrabtree2880 7 ай бұрын
Catholics changed the Sabbath to Sunday. Do your research people.
@laughingowl7896
@laughingowl7896 7 ай бұрын
"Two communists in a car.. getting coffee" making me laugh.
@TinLeadHammer
@TinLeadHammer 7 ай бұрын
Neither of them is a Communist. American mass media should stop referring to American geopolitical foes as Communists.
@nl5828
@nl5828 7 ай бұрын
putin is a lot of things, but he ain’t no communist!
@AIvey-qs1so
@AIvey-qs1so 7 ай бұрын
That 10 commandments bit was pretty frikin funny
@jakegolding8388
@jakegolding8388 7 ай бұрын
I’m loving this new format of The Daily Show. And the hosts they have are truly funny.
@strawbarry7834
@strawbarry7834 7 ай бұрын
That ten commandments piece was absolutely perfect.
@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION 7 ай бұрын
Laugh now crying later! America needs to be concerned!
@williambrasky3891
@williambrasky3891 7 ай бұрын
Buddy, we are. Our parents are the ones hellbent on ensuring we have nothing left but vitriol & misery in our futures. And maybe starting WWIII & dooming the human race. So…I don’t know. But we aren’t unconcerned.
@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION 7 ай бұрын
@Vesta_the_Lesser we need to be concerned about it all not one over the other.
@EpistemicResponsibility4All
@EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 ай бұрын
​Really, it's about the US agression the world IS concerned about. 🤑🇮🇱☠️​@@WITHGODSGUIDANCEANDDIRECTION
@Aaron.Thomas
@Aaron.Thomas 7 ай бұрын
To be frank, the impoverished military of russia or north korea are a joke compared to, say, the US, that out spends them by billions of dollars with militaries that out performs them on scales of magnitudes greater. If you want militaries, you have to fund them, and there are no militaries in the world better funded than the US by a very, very long shot. We out perform every other military in the world combined. It's a paper tiger. It's theater and bluster. It's a problem for Ukraine or other allies, it's a problem for dissenters in russia or north korea, it's not a problem for the US militaries.
@yaowsers77
@yaowsers77 7 ай бұрын
The ten commandments one 😂😂😂
@sallyr.6891
@sallyr.6891 7 ай бұрын
2 communists in cars getting coffee. 😂😂😂
@MajorHenryL.
@MajorHenryL. 7 ай бұрын
They met Barack Hussein so ultimately it was 3😅😅😅
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 7 ай бұрын
i get why people might call them that but it's the wrong word: they are *tyrants*
@MidwstMakr
@MidwstMakr 7 ай бұрын
Russia hasn't been communist in a while. Remember the fall of the Soviet Union, and where they brought markets without any regulations?
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 7 ай бұрын
@@MidwstMakr & remember when they *were never for a moment anything but a dictatorship* china & russia have never been communist & it irks me that people would even *consider* misdiagnosing tyranny as communism. remember folks: by *defintion* in a communist state there can be NO government.
@AloisAgos
@AloisAgos 7 ай бұрын
Sounds like the name of a morning show.
@Kate-ui5kc
@Kate-ui5kc 7 ай бұрын
Clearly, the dance at the limo door was " I'm not turning my back on you, little assassin. No offense but your reputation proceeds you."
@jazzyfour
@jazzyfour 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂. They're outta their minds. Too funny. She said ," I'm from Kentucky, we read gooder" lol
@cjcap9918
@cjcap9918 7 ай бұрын
You can’t pray out loud in school, but you can have the 10 Commandments? How does that make sense? The 10 commandments section was so accurate! 😂
@carpediem4619
@carpediem4619 7 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for a ten commandments skit, lol. Can we make this into a 30 second commercial?
@xy6845
@xy6845 7 ай бұрын
3 secs for every commandment?
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 7 ай бұрын
“… these two have blown up a lotta cars.” That one slays me.
@josefk7437
@josefk7437 7 ай бұрын
This will be a valuable lesson for the children in how hypocritical their government is.
@titantim
@titantim 7 ай бұрын
Remember: This is the SECOND meeting of Kim and Putin in less than a year! Putin is getting desperate!
@TheBasher-_-
@TheBasher-_- 7 ай бұрын
He wishes Xi greeted him like that. 😂
@rainmanjr2007
@rainmanjr2007 7 ай бұрын
I don't think it's desperate for nations of mutual interest (one which I despise) to have top level meetings and be mutually supportive. This signals a ramping up of nuclear aggression against nations who oppose them. Putin's got some stuff to sell.
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 7 ай бұрын
@@Smethells2023 just wait for the -summer- -winter- -summer- -winter- -summer- winter offensive Ukraine's been stockpiling munitions for
@titantim
@titantim 7 ай бұрын
@@Smethells2023 True. There are different levels of desperate. - Running low on troops (Somewhat Desperate) - Using prisoners as soldiers (desperate) - Conscription (Very desperate) - Begging North Korea for weapons (Very desperate) - Begging North Korea for weapons AGAIN ("Wow" level of desperate)
@MrBrock314
@MrBrock314 7 ай бұрын
@@titantim That's being kind of optimistic about how that war is going for Ukraine.
@freespiritdragonmama1909
@freespiritdragonmama1909 7 ай бұрын
The 10 commandments skit was BRILLIANT!! Kudos guys!! 👏👏👏👏
@EventHorrorEyesOn
@EventHorrorEyesOn 7 ай бұрын
That Louisiana thing made me instantly ill.
@puteriaisyah9197
@puteriaisyah9197 7 ай бұрын
Costa is brilliant!!❤❤😂😂
@Angleton2.0
@Angleton2.0 7 ай бұрын
I love when they both refused to drink the champagne 😂😂😂
@loveGodandJesusalways
@loveGodandJesusalways 7 ай бұрын
The principal announced to the student we must read & follow the ten rules on the chalkboard. A student raises a hand questioning why should we follow these rules the formar didn't!😂
@brendasmart553
@brendasmart553 7 ай бұрын
Soooo, now the kids can more easily point out all our leaders faults in the world right?!!🕯️☯️🕯️
@joancooney7724
@joancooney7724 7 ай бұрын
That’s Right, Trump has Broken all Ten
@xy6845
@xy6845 7 ай бұрын
@@joancooney7724 And then some.
@GizmoBeach
@GizmoBeach 7 ай бұрын
It's like Jimmy Kimmel said...how else are we going to keep those 3rd Graders from committing adultery?
@davidnewell3232
@davidnewell3232 7 ай бұрын
A man came up to me, a big man, a strong man, tears streaming down his face. He said "sir, I've put together a list of commandments for others to live by."
@drudgenemo7030
@drudgenemo7030 7 ай бұрын
Aww Poor trump His two besties are having fun without him
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 7 ай бұрын
10. Thou shall not covet.
@pango-y8j
@pango-y8j 7 ай бұрын
Desi and Ronnie. Sum is greater than the parts 😊
@timothypenwell2487
@timothypenwell2487 7 ай бұрын
Can't get enough Desi!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
@EpistemicResponsibility4All
@EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 ай бұрын
Yep! can't say you're wrong
@eastcoastla612
@eastcoastla612 7 ай бұрын
Grateful for you guys!
@MikeSchmidt969
@MikeSchmidt969 7 ай бұрын
The Daily Show has hit gold with Desi and Ronny sharing the hosting duties. They make a great team and are super funny together.
@takeoverusa
@takeoverusa 7 ай бұрын
Ronny & Desi killing it together. 😂😂😂😂😂
@naylas3908
@naylas3908 7 ай бұрын
The 10 Commandments bit was brilliant!
@kills26
@kills26 7 ай бұрын
Just an FYI, that orange paint is simply custard powder, it will wash off.
@iscariotproject
@iscariotproject 7 ай бұрын
both of them sitting at a table pushing a tea cup back and forth...here have some tea....nooo you have some tea...
@deanmoulton8994
@deanmoulton8994 7 ай бұрын
I think Putin and Jong-un were practicing the "Lollipop Guild" welcomes you song, at the Limo.
@daxleone
@daxleone 7 ай бұрын
DESI 2024!!!
@traian2041
@traian2041 7 ай бұрын
One of the best segments. Even more so with the ridiculously large amount of truth in it.
@SuperAH1985
@SuperAH1985 7 ай бұрын
My favorite part is that those yay-hooos don't even know kids well enough to know that they don't read the inspo posters in their classrooms already, why would they all of a sudden stop and read a super lengthy chore list hanging in the classroom.
@Aditya-f8t5z
@Aditya-f8t5z 7 ай бұрын
Love to the Daily Show 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
@Alexnotjones
@Alexnotjones 7 ай бұрын
Desi and Ronney is the new Trevor. Just let them host everyday!
@kcbh24
@kcbh24 7 ай бұрын
No, thank you.
@katjabluetopaz
@katjabluetopaz 7 ай бұрын
not even close
@holyland6380
@holyland6380 7 ай бұрын
Awww, the sharpie monster totally missed out on this BFF gathering.
@davidmenjivar8890
@davidmenjivar8890 7 ай бұрын
Putin and Kim “They hate us because they ain’t us” 🏀 The Interview (2014) 🍿
@janzstone
@janzstone 7 ай бұрын
Kosta is legend.
@flameroad123
@flameroad123 7 ай бұрын
Putin: Kim, I like you. Lets be friends. Kim: Ok. Trump: can I join in? Putin: who are you? Kim: And how did you get in my room? Trump: It's me...Trump. Your best friend in the whole wide world. Putin and Kim: never heard of him.
@TheSadezoe
@TheSadezoe 7 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha 😂
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 7 ай бұрын
Your comment just made trump, & his maga’s cry those orange maga tears!! 😭🤣
@AdrianneMalden
@AdrianneMalden 7 ай бұрын
They're all in cahoots. Dictators anonymous.
@SlavaUkraini85
@SlavaUkraini85 7 ай бұрын
Nothing says “I hate the West” than driving in a German build Mercedes 😂
@_Twink
@_Twink 7 ай бұрын
It could have been a Lada, But Un said 'nada.
@Gabriel_H77
@Gabriel_H77 7 ай бұрын
Who says they hate the West? Just because I dislike the US government I should stop using Windows?
@SlavaUkraini85
@SlavaUkraini85 7 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel_H77well if you threaten to invade Germany or France you maybe should stop using their cars. But it’s always the same with those dictators and elites. They publicly despise the West while simultaneously enjoying the freedom the West provides and sending their kids to the private schools of London, Paris and Geneva
@enadegheeghaghe6369
@enadegheeghaghe6369 7 ай бұрын
​@@Gabriel_H77the Russian government is trying to stop using windows and so is China. Haven't you been paying attention?
@GoodTaste_32
@GoodTaste_32 7 ай бұрын
That bit with Kosta! 😂😂😂
@monsoon423
@monsoon423 7 ай бұрын
Sitcoms have applause signs they had "cheer or die" signs
@marley4251
@marley4251 7 ай бұрын
Desi, Ronnie, Michael and Josh are the dream team. 💯
@jeanne-marie8196
@jeanne-marie8196 7 ай бұрын
Ten commandment segment is so well written! I found it spot on. The “thou” pronoun part was the cherry on top
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 7 ай бұрын
Chieng kills me. Desi, what can I say. Everyman's fave. Kosta has a Bill Murray thing going on. Thanks for the sanity.
@systemBuilder
@systemBuilder 7 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. Brilliant. Thank you!
@88walka
@88walka 7 ай бұрын
So we are just dismantling the 1st amendment of the bill of rights due to people’s feelings?
@TheREALJosephTurner
@TheREALJosephTurner 7 ай бұрын
The first amendment applies to FEDERAL congress, not state congresses. That's how they get away with it. It's still wrong though.
@AdrianneMalden
@AdrianneMalden 7 ай бұрын
It's only TX rn. LA & I think it was TN that are next.
@Gabriel_H77
@Gabriel_H77 7 ай бұрын
Which bit is being dismantled? Seriously, go read it, then come back and explain how a *state* legislature is dismantling the 1st Amendment. The problem with America isn't just that the Constitution is full of loopholes, it's that y'all don't even realise it is.
@88walka
@88walka 7 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel_H77 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. Aka separation of church and state…And public school are run by the state aka the country aka the government.
@EpistemicResponsibility4All
@EpistemicResponsibility4All 7 ай бұрын
Not “feelings” but votes, that's what this circus is about.
@Suly.m005
@Suly.m005 7 ай бұрын
True friendship ❤👍
@joeknowle2553
@joeknowle2553 7 ай бұрын
The Sabbath day is really Saturday
@Gabriel_H77
@Gabriel_H77 7 ай бұрын
In Judaism and Orthodox christianity. The Catholic church changed it to Sunday, which was carried on by protestant branches.
@vivianjones9749
@vivianjones9749 7 ай бұрын
And to the Seventh Day Adventists
@curtisblake261
@curtisblake261 5 ай бұрын
Children with balloons. How about one child with all the ballons and see how far they go?
@chamberlain85
@chamberlain85 7 ай бұрын
Stonehenge stunt wasn't paint it was like cornstarch which will wash off in rain. It was to draw attention to their fundraiser and it worked. I thought everyone knew this.
@saint-miscreant
@saint-miscreant 7 ай бұрын
it was, but i don’t think they said anything about what pigment they used? effective activism should affect the organisations you’re protesting more than everybody else…
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 7 ай бұрын
I hadn't read that it was corn starch. I read that it wasn't damaged & the solstice event is going to happen. v
@tguf456
@tguf456 7 ай бұрын
Where did you get your info from? I haven't come across this
@AllenKnutson
@AllenKnutson 7 ай бұрын
Fits with them only attacking paintings that are under glass.
@chamberlain85
@chamberlain85 7 ай бұрын
I watched a clip from the Rational National here on youtube who did a deep dive into the incident.
@ERICHOWARD-no4zb
@ERICHOWARD-no4zb 7 ай бұрын
That 10 commandments bit was perfect.
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 7 ай бұрын
Fun IMDB fact: Ronny Chieng was one of the dudes that the evil girl robot Megan chased down and killed in the movie
@tguf456
@tguf456 7 ай бұрын
You know, you can recite facts without putting out spoilers. Btw, even those of us who haven't watched Megan knew he was in it. That movie was big when it came out. Besides, he also mentioned it on TDS.
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 7 ай бұрын
@@tguf456 Sorry Fact Police guy
@TheREALJosephTurner
@TheREALJosephTurner 7 ай бұрын
@@tguf456 The movie is approaching 2 years old. Most of the people who would have watched it, already has.
@bashirabdel-fattah9499
@bashirabdel-fattah9499 7 ай бұрын
​@@tguf456 That the robot killed people isn't a spoiler, that's just the premise of the movie, and the content of all of the trailers... I'm saying this as someone who hasn't even watched the movie
@MynameisInigoMontoya4
@MynameisInigoMontoya4 7 ай бұрын
5:36 😂😂 As a new resident to Louisiana for the last 2 yrs, that joke was a bit too spot on.
@hawkname1234
@hawkname1234 7 ай бұрын
At first I thought Michael Kosta was kinda mid in his delivery... but the dude has become a top flight correspondent. His joke timing was perfect there.
@trinity6993
@trinity6993 7 ай бұрын
You guys are the funniest on the internet.
@katjabluetopaz
@katjabluetopaz 7 ай бұрын
Michael Kosta is so hilarious!
@Captain.Pugwash
@Captain.Pugwash 7 ай бұрын
Loved the bromance of Kim and Vladimir 😅
@seanwebb605
@seanwebb605 7 ай бұрын
Which one do you think is on top? Does the other think that they are a power bottom?
@_Twink
@_Twink 7 ай бұрын
Obviously Un is the power bottom and daddy pouty is top man. Winnie the poo is their Bull, it's a thruple really.
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 7 ай бұрын
Commandment 11- Thou shall not make squeaky sounds when writing with a sharpie the wrong way.
@AdrianneMalden
@AdrianneMalden 7 ай бұрын
😅😂😅😂
@videos_not_found
@videos_not_found 7 ай бұрын
The eleventh commandment: Don' t get caught😂
@michaelmartin5632
@michaelmartin5632 7 ай бұрын
Vlady and Kimmy have a play date. I am almost terrified. 😮
@sherylmaddisoncrawford3994
@sherylmaddisoncrawford3994 7 ай бұрын
Love these two together...Desi and Ronny!
@enriquehartmann8642
@enriquehartmann8642 7 ай бұрын
I think George Carlin would be proud of M.Costa's break down of the ten commandments
@viralynn8120
@viralynn8120 7 ай бұрын
Very well done. Great episode!
@Violincase
@Violincase 7 ай бұрын
Stonehenge was attacked with.. custard powder! (not paint)
@themachine8009
@themachine8009 7 ай бұрын
This could be Kostas greatest piece without a doubt
@sandmehlig
@sandmehlig 7 ай бұрын
Looks like asylum negotiations are tiring. 🤣
@EllenFinan
@EllenFinan 7 ай бұрын
Great show! Hilarious
@marley4251
@marley4251 7 ай бұрын
I LOVE how they brought out all the kids so that Vlad and Kimmy look tall 🤣😂😭🤣😂
@dgaydos
@dgaydos 7 ай бұрын
New pronouns! LOL Costa's the greatest! The whole DS gang is amazing :)
@Sommerchan
@Sommerchan 7 ай бұрын
Desi is a stunner❤
@hcoutino
@hcoutino 7 ай бұрын
Ronny FTW
@ravipeiris4388
@ravipeiris4388 7 ай бұрын
I like this pairing of hosts❤
@MrBoscoBear
@MrBoscoBear 7 ай бұрын
Stonehenge had Cheetos, not doritos. The color is the giveaway.
@Shmuk-bn7ef
@Shmuk-bn7ef 7 ай бұрын
50 Shades of Orange: The Cheatumentary
@bokchoiman
@bokchoiman 7 ай бұрын
Dude I gotta say the writing and comedic timing is on point. You guys rock!
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 7 ай бұрын
Love ya Ronny
@otteotte7698
@otteotte7698 7 ай бұрын
That marker squeak!
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