Why this youtuber is the worst on the platform

[@tombstonesoda9122]

The 3 stages of jaystaion 1: mourning 2: acceptance 3: 3AM challenge

[@braydenxwhelan1490]

Kyle McMaster 4: clickbait

[@bannedthricelol8799]

1: acceptance 2: 3AM challenge 3: *ouija board*

[@phud69]

5. Killing off family member

[@GranddukeofWales]

6: profit

[@V1rtual0utlaw]

Haha

[@jadegabriel4380]

Alexia: "Everybody hates you, Jay. Everybody hates you..." Give or take, Jay. That's a fact.

[@apuppetandacookie8200]

Except for he's partner in crime

[@SpocGamer]

@@apuppetandacookie8200 To be fair, maybe he secretly hates him too. I mean, I would even if I was working with him.

[@kazum9746]

I don't think his fetus subcsribers have the emotional capacity to hate.

[@JODRecaps]

hi joe. btw wobba wobba

[@jadegabriel4380]

@@JODRecaps E

[@Kaineeee]

jaystation: *GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED IM SO SAD GUYS BUT BEFORE WE GET TO THAT GUYS THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS GUYS*

[@derppan9215]

*HAVE YOU HEARD OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS???*

[@ScuttleBugReal]

Rosie Ink *IT HAS GrEaT gRaPhIcS AND EpIc GaMePlAy PLAY IT NOWWWWWJWHJDHDHSHWBWNSJDJJSJSJAIAOAOAOSOAJSKWI*

[@shadowmaster7596]

ONANOTHERNOTEHAVEYOUWANTEDTOWATCHHIGHQUALITYANIMEONEHOURAFTERITSREALISEDINJAPANHAVEYOUHEARDOFCRUNCHYROLL BUTPLAYINGRAIDSHADOWLEGENDSANDWATCHINGANIMEISDANGEROUSINPUBLICWHENUSINGPUBLICWIFIUSENORDVPN ISNORDVPNTOOEXPENSIVEFORYOU?TRYHONEYTHEFREEBROWSEREXTENTIONTHATSAVESYOUMONEY

[@DaCracker.]

THE GAME FEATURES IN DEPTH CHARACTER MODELS SUCH AS THIS GREEN SHREK LOOKIN DUDE WHO IS A GAMETHEORY CONFIRMED FURRY AND HAS A IN-DEPTH RELATIONSHIP WITH A 15-YEAR OLD FRENCH GIRL NAMED BAGUETTE.

[@rjun143]

they had me in the second half

[@ballisticblocker9163]

9:42 The lack is self awareness in that statement gets me every time. How can you say “in a tragic car accident” in the same sentence as “what’s poppin guys, back with another 3am challenge”.

[@Mogey_1]

*m o n e y*

[@Xiborg1]

"WHATS POPPIN GUYS, BACK WITH ANOTHER 3AM CHALLENGE ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND WHO DIED IN A TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT!'

[@amanul_2474]

I imagine his dad was a magician, who's only trick was turning beer into domestic abuse

[@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916]

Yes

[@etooamill9528]

OMG i gotta remember this, it is too perfect

[@kyoto9265]

This is my stealacommentnator 🤖

[@jackslash9936]

LMAO

[@demenetori7976]

mr Reddit

[@taylorndean]

"we have drew gooden" *shows danny gonzalez* same person

[@onezyy036]

hello

[@JacobTP64]

No dip

[@tarjeimonster5634]

Oh look someone with 1.8 million subs chilling in the comments

[@user-ck2dc8mq5m]

Herobrine

[@JODRecaps]

hi taylor. btw wobba wobba

[@sensei1669]

Jaystation looks like that guy in your book that is used as an example of a drug addict

[@ahardworker2154]

True or a easy to kill monster

[@grafzpln2344]

no he looks like a tic tac that is slowly fading away

[@zaksszn]

So true 😂

[@flameBMW245]

Rareinsults

[@goldenfreddy4122]

True

[@boogeytime686]

11:35 If he broke up with Alexia and she isn't “dead” who gave him the smooch? The only logical answer is the other guy on set....

[@ShibuNub3305]

Dw, I’m sure they kept the socks on and said no homo before and after the procedure.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@ShibuNub3305, Well they were the same ones that used the "Gay Toddler Potion" as an excuse... I can't believe that's a thing.

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

Yes that is the joke Pyro made in the video, well done.

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Pyro knows.

[@BoxOfToasters]

They obviously drank the bi potion...

[@kinggoblin4249]

"get your tickets now, for a life time supply of toilet paper" why tf did this age so well

[@taylorthebnnuy]

aged like a fine jar of toilet paper moonshine

[@ProfessorEggnog]

It aged like gold for goblins

[@landonw2835]

It came out in February 2020

[@amoraacho6181]

@@landonw2835 people werent buying up all the toilet paper yet

[@landonw2835]

@@amoraacho6181 you are pretty much right

[@DrMoonAtNight]

“When I was a kid, I had a girlfriend and she passed away” If I was her I would too

[@Theghost_phone]

Same

[@fourlamb1]

Bruh, lol.

[@calebanderson2878]

Same

[@saricsiqueiros4865]

Holy shit dam

[@wizardfrog3104]

Judging from his gay potion videos I don't think he would date me, but also cuz I would just drop kick his ass into jail

[@johnwheeler3728]

He literally doesn’t realize he ruined his own life

[@kefefaki]

Texting You he’s jaystation everything will be forgotten in a couple of weeks

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

Ikr

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

Its the heat, the heats gotten to him. He just needs one fat reality check

[@realbasherverse]

@@lolstuffenjoy9880 someone needs to beat his ass or something idk

[@BoxingDawg]

At this point probably he wants to squeeze all the amount of money he can possibly make before everyone and single one of his viewers hates him and stops watching him and after that he will move somewhere no one recognize him

[@josephvanhorn1685]

I just like how he put an actual bingo card for Jaystation

[@Crazed-Rat]

Ngl i want to play that bingo game

[@kitsoonielol]

You guys remember the emoji movie trailer bingo card?

[@asinomiabandofficial8889]

@Sumberson is a bop fan of church

[@synystergaties6396]

“Drew Gooden talked about it” shows video of Danny Gonzalez. A man of culture.

[@nezmartykar6941]

Good point, i was right about to write that

[@thiagoesteves300]

But...thats Drew What are you talking about

[@synystergaties6396]

ThiagoEsteves300 ahh it‘s really easy to confused them, because they’re the same person.

[@wyattwoit]

drew GOLDEN

[@mamakbear1154]

He is truly Greg

[@Henriburger1]

"Drew Gooden talked about it" *Shows Danny Gonzalez* Man of God right here

[@donot5643]

No, he showed Drew

[@JacobTP64]

I just got that joke

[@ghostdoom3218]

No he showed a PlayStation lmao

[@mayamelodyegg1607]

Theyre the same person smh

[@JODRecaps]

hi Henri. btw wobba wobba

[@kevinhayde3968]

Jaystation: fakes his girlfriend’s death Jaystation: now that’s content

[@thelegalmexican9860]

Kevin Hayde just like Jake Paul but in another whole level

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

s t o n k s

[@RaTtattatata]

She didn’t die he just assaulted her no biggie, he’s a great guy T R U S T M E

[@HainPepito]

DON’T FACETIME YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIEND AT 3AM!!! (SHE BROKE UP WITH ME)

[@bian7744]

@@ilikelobsters.2376 I mean hes not wrong

[@boltthebot9625]

5:40 thank you for making this point. A friend of mine died in a car accident (on his phone AND drunk) and this made me bring up this memory. I’m sad now. And yeah, that is VERY disrespectful.

[@bradentheman1373]

Aw man, I’m sorry about that.. Stay safe dude

[@h8therobots587]

jays girlfriend: "dies" jay: I N F L A T I O N

[@GlorWolf]

S T O N K S

[@mattboone5541]

S T O N K S

[@Cw3_6294]

S T O N K S

[@watermark653]

Jay station is the master of capitalism

[@richardsong9632]

STONKS

[@ben2066]

Jaystation: *"FuRrIeS aRe WeIrDoS gUyS"* Pyro Foxy The Pirate: ...

[@TrueConscript]

I have brain damage

[@jadearo9397]

Yes

[@completelyforgettable1130]

@@TrueConscript so guys, we diddnt do it

[@brotherbup7425]

*250k subscriber music stops*

[@TrueConscript]

@@JohnMclane1988 r/yiff is the best place to find it

[@CreepsMcPasta]

If Jaystation dies let's all agree to make videos talking to him at 3am on our Ouija boards from the dark web

[@toxexty1223]

Agreed

[@alacedodyssey]

Hey looks its Creeps

[@ohmydog9171]

Hi creeps

[@onecrispyfrie1932]

I agree

[@mayamoruy]

agreed

[@FlurryPie0]

Timestamps for Pyro putting his hats on 6:30 7:00 7:15 8:33 9:20 10:20 11:56 14:59

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yeah

[@DaCracker.]

The Year is 2025, and the world will forever remember the day when Jaystation was put in prison. On that day world peace followed immediately after jay was sent to prison. That’s when the world was truly POPPIN.

[@itspurplepaw6163]

Amen

[@SpocGamer]

@Crafty Earthy ...... *delete the comment now*

[@SpocGamer]

@Crafty Earthy *wait I meant for @Luke Perkins to delete theirs, yours is fine, it's giving us a warning before the jinx has already tooken effect-*

[@SpocGamer]

@Crafty Earthy *nuuuuuuu-* *also nice profile-*

[@3uguro]

From what I heard, he’s already out of jail lmao

[@aandric]

"If you don't know what furries are they are basically weirdos" So pyro is a weirdo confirmed?

[@karhu7581]

yeah, because that wasn't obvious before

[@Redarshia]

pyro isn't a furry... he's a virgin

[@Josh0639]

@@Redarshia a hot virgin

[@dylh2967]

@@Redarshia RIP pyro

[@luxo8274]

@@Redarshia and a lesbian

[@themanysirs1814]

I legit cannot tell if he is actually being sponsored, or if he's just memeing on us.

[@JODRecaps]

hi William. btw hisss

[@FionnMccrow]

@@JODRecaps bruh why the fuck u here nigga

[@renoblaauw783]

@@JODRecaps where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, cotton eye JOD

[@duderino4279]

The meme is the sponsor, they are evolving. Tricking us to let it slide

[@Vleaso]

Sponsors: *"I see this as an absolute win!"*

[@blookester6583]

Jaystation saying he would definitely be in the bible is HILARIOUS.

[@kajura8684]

I mean he's not wrong, he'd just be the guy that gets smited for his iniquities

[@ikomadearest7871]

Jaystation: **girlfriend dies** Also jaystation: *forgets where eyes are located*

[@JODRecaps]

hello black. btw wobba wobba

[@mustajaab8334]

@@JODRecaps wibba wobba wabba

[@kyoto9265]

@@JODRecaps stop

[@Fg-wi2wj]

@@JODRecaps delete urself you damn spambot

[@Sycholesent]

But, wobba wobba 🥺

[@hortense5321]

Imagine if his girlfriend actually died in a car crash. Imagine if he still went on to make another god damn three am video on it. He’s so detached from reality that I can’t imagine he wouldn’t.

[@kimichrist]

Hortense brainlet

[@fr33ourminds]

He looks like he went to the Robbie Parker school for crying.

[@Gia1911Logous]

Girl: *_physically dies_* JayStation: Now THAT'S content Pyrocynical: Now THAT'S content

[@asmer3302]

The only 'dialogue' meme that i ever laughed at. Well done

[@imkesd9568]

How do u write in italique

[@imkesd9568]

And I'm your 400th like

[@raflystiansahlatif5293]

This is some meta shit lol

[@R.Sinnia]

@@imkesd9568 use _ before and after the sentence. _This will be result_ Edit: Just want to tell you that to make them bold use * before and after the sentence. *Like this* . Use them both to make them *_look like this_*

[@_LiteraJ_]

We have a Polish version of him, he says "guys" as much as jay and makes ouija board videos. His name is Dawid Czech

[@joshbehr5830]

Thanks for content lol

[@dement_tf2maybe]

Czech... Czech republic.. i dont think hes polish :D

[@dement_tf2maybe]

Nvm then

[@monerix6858]

You made me blow on my phone for a whole minuet because I thought your pfp was actually a hair..............

[@MoonstarAriadne]

Oh right

[@LoinkLoink]

Beloved person: *Dies* Jaystation: "Mmm, I can smell the moneybags"

[@nichii1603]

Open your eyes... Open your eyes. Wake up link. That is a Sheikah Slate. Take it. It will help guide you after your long slumber. *gets sheikah slate* Okay I’ll fucking stop now...

[@stinger59605]

Am I really gonna defile this mans grave for money? YOU BET I AM!!!

[@bruhsoundeffect2645]

Here comes the money

[@DegenLeo]

first vid: "killing myself its over" second vid: "calling myself with the ouija board at 3am (i answered)"

[@njh123]

"SUICIDE AT 3AM CHALLENGE! (OMG I DIED)"

[@theoldsarcasticpineapple]

Yes very good

[@theoldsarcasticpineapple]

That’s gotta be a very hard video to make

[@theoldsarcasticpineapple]

Marcos Sepulveda imagine him actually saying that in a video

[@Teslajanitor]

Friendship ended with Raid: Shadow Legends Now Dragon City is my friend

[@apuppetandacookie8200]

Time to make fun of him for that

[@naufalr.9521]

bruh

[@headlesshunter8435]

Raid: shadow legends is too proudy

[@JODRecaps]

hi Bruh. btw wobba wobba

[@thelordscrusaders387]

@A Freaking Idiot because our sleep schedules are fucked

[@X-SPONGED]

Jaystation : "as you guys know, we had a channel together called Dream Team" _An original channel name that Popular Minecraft Speedrunner _*_"Dream"_*_ would shamelessly steal 1 year after_

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Ah yes, they also stole from the Mario and Kirby franchises. --I'm seeing SCP usernames so often it starts freaking me out, like I'm actually being spied on sheesh.--

[@-w-8429]

Ah we meet again doctor peppers! Albeit a bit late of course

[@sparkleowo]

"when i was a kid, i had a girlfriend and she passed away" what

[@Chris-vg8py]

bruh 😂

[@deficit4277]

MoiraNeko she hung herself with his hat

[@dhiyaan]

I just died laughing 🤣 *wait*

[@depressedengineer5766]

wot

[@A4B4_]

Is he jokeing or not

[@tokothegamer6402]

Imagine if his gf didn’t know what he made and she was just driving and saw a memorial.

[@menace1987]

That's a banger

[@Fredfellow]

Nice username.

[@724paddy]

LMAO

[@simplychuck2337]

Turns up to her own funeral

[@absolutelynoone6641]

Jaystation: HEY GUY WERE ABOUT TO HIT 666 LIKES ON THIS COMMENT

[@beaniewenie]

What’s popping guys so guys my girlfriend just died in a tragic accident guys legit guys this is sad guys I just wanted Popeyes guys but my lazy self didn’t want to get it guys

[@plapmeatowo]

guys

[@beaniewenie]

Mavs yes guys

[@thechosenjuan8776]

What’s popping guys, so today I’m a sad guys because my guys died in a guys accident guy, guy is guys sad guys, guys guys guys guys guys!

[@metakuza7660]

WHATS HAPPENING GUYS SO GUYS I FOUND A GAME GUYS AND THIS COOL GAME CALLED MARIO AND THE MUSIC BOX GUYS GUYS THIS GAME IS APPARENTLY CURSED BECAUSE GUYS LUIGI ATE HIS ARMS OFF THEN GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND DID THE SAME THING GUYS GUYS SHE GUYS THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT A RED XBOX CONTROLLER THAT IS CURSED BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO USES IT GUYS THEY START BLEEDING GUYS AND GUYS RAID SHADOW LEGENDS IS SPONSORED GUYS AND THIS GAME HAS SATAN IN IT GUYS GUYS THIS IS A 3AM CHALLENGE GUYS AND WE SUMMON LIMBO FROM WARFRAME GUYS GUYS

[@Prismate]

I like how the bingo sheet was fully crossed out in the end, except the square that says "Being a human with genuine emotions for once"

[@adoginacowboyhat8196]

Pyro: “Come to insomnia to meet me!” Me, a southern, American man, that lives on a farm: “Ah yes, a short walk from where I reside”

[@xxxsnippzzxxx9355]

A Dog In a Cowboy Hat New Zealand

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Where ya from, jefe?

[@carlaramirezascencio571]

Same here :(

[@pokemoninyourrecommendatio4153]

I'm in Japan which will take about 24 hours or more to go to America making the expenses very high

[@Uncle.Grapes]

*cries in Brazil*

[@daireomochain3649]

Anyone dies: Jaystation: *Slowly pulls out ouija board*

[@ryderkurtz8061]

Soon to be koby Bryan

[@Duck-vy2ex]

@@ryderkurtz8061 nah he didn't, Jay said in Twitter he said "I'm not going to make a cobe death video" Press "X" to doubt

[@Cat-ki3hy]

Calling raid at 3am with my ouija board

[@ECWPlays]

@David Jones Me: Jaystation, if you pull out your board one more time, I am going to make a 3 AM video about you with the same board.

[@kiwu7467]

What do you mean he would be whipping the ouija board out

[@anzo7]

Not only did he do an “Etika 3AM Challenge”, after the onslaught of dislikes he got, he pinned his comment saying “One like = 1 Prayer, One dislike = 2 Prayers”. It’s so wrong on so many levels, not only is it falsely telling kids that the dislikes weren’t criticism, it also shows JayStation’s lack of care/empathy towards Etika‘s tragic death and the people it affected.

[@kyoto9265]

Guy is a total douchebag he shouldnt receive a platform

[@sanic4758]

anz0 you can’t even like twice lmao

[@NoScopeDeezCups]

You mean "1 dislike = 2 prayers"

[@bigmack5464]

Aren’t even bothered to read so long

[@icecoldos]

piece of shit.

[@practicalpisces]

"wE BoUGht A coFfIn, GuYs!" That statement from Jay is the single most hilarious thing I have ever heard someone say while pleading for forgiveness and claiming innocence.

[@AlphaC0re]

“Furries are weirdos” Pyrocynical: and I took that personally

[@kywii6678]

ngl, that's actually mega rude for furries. I'm not one myself, but man if I was, I'd be pretty pissed.

[@veggieov3035]

How bruh you’re clearly a furry

[@cosmix0072]

@@veggieov3035 And your evidence for your arguement is...? Just because they side with the other party in saying it would be rude or offensive...doesn't mean they're part of that 2nd party...that's like saying if a terrorist suddenly started believing that what they're doing is wrong,they're now saints...it's a completely false statement that means absolutely nothing.

[@cosmix0072]

@@veggieov3035 Hah,No.

[@veggieov3035]

@@cosmix0072 haha 😆 yes 🤓

[@ditvitthang]

Logan Paul: found a dead body in Japan Jay: *BREAK UP WITH A DEAD BODY*

[@Joe-721]

break up with ya girlfriend. And pretend she is dead

[@disco3619]

Typical fucking comment

[@awwcharlotte5911]

Something ain’t right

[@Sinstarclair]

Fun Fact: Jaystation is yet to be arrested (he's back at Dream Team and I guess they didn't break up at all)

[@drakozash8153]

My question is was this whole thing an act to get eyes on their channels or is it a classic example of an abusive relationship?

[@Sinstarclair]

@@drakozash8153 an Act

[@drakozash8153]

@@Sinstarclair That was my first thought the only reason I question it is because based on their videos neither of them seem to have the acting ability to fake the emotions they showed when they were "breaking up".

[@marmario259]

It was a publicity stunt so the girl is crazy bitch he fakes her death for attention and she still protects him

[@CheezerTheGrate]

Hey bro I got your comment to 169 likes.. and whoever doesn’t keep it that way sucks for ruining such beauty

[@theotv5522]

This video is just an excuse for Pyro to show off to us how many caps he had.

[@alexanderblacker8748]

He was too embarrassed to say that she dumped him so he pretended that she died

[@joaovc2002]

This is literally something that would happen in a fucking pre-schooler playground

[@sipieemeli3889]

She propably realized what she had gotten into

[@بِلَادٱلرَّافِدَيْنبِلَادٱلرَّ]

N*gga

[@بِلَادٱلرَّافِدَيْنبِلَادٱلرَّ]

Nigga

[@alexbenavidez4500]

it was actually a stunt they planned when still together He even got her to record lines of her final message to him she was supposed to have said over the phone before she died Originally, he was supposed to use a Ouija board and being her back to life. No joke. That was the fucking plan. They fake her death to jumpstart their dream team channel, then host her resurrection He rants in one of his response videos about how angry he is that she ruined the plan. it's a big part of what broke them up, and he legitimately is upset that her family has the gall to question him about their daughters sudden fake death after he broadcasts it online There's just so much to unpack with Jays logic and his story, but it's stupid as fuck. She did agree to do it, but she honestly didn't seem that on board and it clearly destroyed their relationship. The recording he got her to do of her last message to him was gained by bothering her whilst she was trying to sleep, with a microphone in her face until she said her lines

[@fredman2640]

Whenever Jaystation says "guys", it sounds like he's constantly referring to the viewer to get their attention, cause he's so uninteresting that they'll forget he's even in the video.

[@JODRecaps]

hi fred. btw wobba wobba

[@crucialbench3450]

JODisHere dawg ya channel is dead, stop tryna self promote.

[@tuna2172]

Got you to 69 likes

[@ItsWaltman]

JODisHere why do I see u in every video I watch

[@chubbypug-6673]

I think the main reason he says guys so much is to get the attention of the 4 year olds because their attention span is so low but that just adds to the fire

[@sabber2345]

“We were so close to a million” *Has 300K subscribers*

[@Gabiyi]

dgarrard100 closer than 5? Yeah sure. But 300k to a million is still a lot

[@dewmirage]

@@dgarrard100 you're right only 700k to go

[@JODRecaps]

hi Sabber. btw wobba wobba

[@sabber2345]

Hi JOD nice video

[@rey-me2no]

@@JODRecaps hi JOD. btw wobba wobba

[@blizzardboswer1654]

"IF YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT FURRIES ARE THEY ARE BASICALLY WEIRDOS" pyrocynical got hit hard with this one

[@Fentnihilator]

They ain’t wrong

[@fallingasleepaswespeak]

all the people who just like drawing sfw content with animals on two legs standing here like: 🧍‍♂️

[@-w-8429]

@@fallingasleepaswespeak *raises hand* what if i draw myself as a snake without legs and with wings? Thats still a scalesona right? Because i don’t feel snakes are really snakes if they have legs

[@sircaleb2]

WHATS POPPING GUYS IVE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND AM GOING TO DIE GUYS IT HURTS SO MUCH GUYS

[@whirlybird268]

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@JeanMarceaux]

Tonigh' on bo'um gea

[@Dextronat510]

Lol same

[@thepoglin8479]

guys you guys have to subscribe in the next five seconds guys or guys I WILL commit arson guys

[@omnical6135]

WHAT'S POPPPING GUYS? SPEAKING OF POPPING I'VE BEEN POPPING PILLS

[@braydon1449]

I like how he talks about his girlfriend like it's his dog.

[@hamidehjalileh6172]

Tbh he probably fucked both

[@hatemmohammed226]

@@hamidehjalileh6172 what

[@omska9325]

aye b0ss *hol up*

[@imscre4m368]

@@hamidehjalileh6172 r/cursedcomments

[@emilian0e]

both are walked on leash

[@ItsStanleyZ]

I can't wait to see the day when Jay dies and someone posts a (RIP) JAYSTATION OUIJA BOARD AT 3AM video or something like that at his expense.

[@Wooofffekrkekekkeek]

You can just stop it at the beginning

[@YoshiOwO69]

XD

[@cryingtelevision9707]

@@Wooofffekrkekekkeek well if he stopped at the beginning he would be a asshole rather then funny

[@ccda3324]

@@cryingtelevision9707 why? Jay clearly has no respect for the dead, why should we when he goes?

[@LeBornMajes]

everybody would do that

[@Pinkcircleguy]

"this wine wont affect my child!" his child 30 years later:

[@spammer44]

HIS? so the man was pregnant.

[@tremeschinion9420]

@@spammer44 the chances are low, but never 0

[@internetuser1131]

@@tremeschinion9420 oh... oh shit

[@gayzer1020]

My uncle died because of the same reason and I swear to god I never wanted to kill a person more

[@blxy3k]

What he means is, his uncle died the same way ImJayStation girlfriend "died".

[@pandacookies0356]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I hate that Jaystation did this, mocking the fact that real people do die from drunk drivers. I'm sorry you had to be subjected to that.

[@gayzer1020]

@@pandacookies0356 thanks man I got over it a year ago but it still made my blood boil

[@andrewconte2238]

@@blxy3k Ok. I just realised what Aiden Morran said and um sorry man. I read it as a sarcastic comment but then realised it was not. I shouldn't have made my comment before and I am going to take it down. sorry for any hard feelings.

[@breakerbrothers8036]

1. I’m deeply sorry for your loss that must be terrible 2. Did u mean u wanted 2 kill jaystation or the drunkard or even alternatively: both?

[@notanaveragedoktah8390]

A man has fallen into a river In Lego City *His funeral is in February 24 2020, attend please.*

[@mariakennedy8045]

Where?

[@itachidickrider3292]

@@mariakennedy8045 the river in Lego city

[@warriorwoman6489]

Ofc

[@nicsferatu86]

No its march 22

[@CidCDdrafts]

*CONTACTING THE LEGO MAN WHO FELL INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY AT 3 AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG*

[@RuinedSilver]

"I am completely desensitized to the word guys." I was gonna make a joke then I remembered that I'd been actively been filtering out that word, too.

[@york9283]

“For a lifetime supply of toilet paper” one month, just one month later

[@juninahara]

You know they upset when their eyebrows are crying.

[@j4hs179]

Yeah it's big brain time

[@FanaticSiren]

80 year old Jaystation will still be wondering why his girlfriend broke up him

[@JODRecaps]

hi Dylan. btw wobba wobba

[@Pigninjius]

Yeah, how could anyone break up with this absolute piece of garbage?

[@kelliswistak3853]

@@JODRecaps you have to much time to reply to everyone

[@nigeriachin6993]

JODisHere next video: calling alexia at 3 am (very scary) (not click bait) (sexual)

[@kawaiikitten3135]

I like ur profile pic

[@blizzaricity7521]

7 children get killed in a hostage situation Jaystation: it’s free real estate

[@manuelcjr52]

Fkn Faze mains

[@yellowbed]

Random Person ikr legit who says “free real estate” in 2020 lmao Actually 2015 meme smh my head

[@sci_pain3409]

Greyzz yes good sir, this is gratuitous freehold!

[@freedrick5206]

Greyzz who says smh in 2020 my dick is wet

[@RatNL57]

Greyzz Shaking my head my head

[@velocity...404]

9:54 BOTTEM RIGHT HIS CHAIR WAS MOVING

[@NoreoeroN]

Ghost of alexia

[@bluedopamine6364]

The amount of times Jay says "guys" in a single video is more times than Leafy has said "literally" in his entire career

[@lxSmoKy]

You ment litshrally

[@Heegy1]

Litcherally

[@rccola6442]

had said*

[@hl2dotexe]

@@rccola6442 Are you literally serious, literally

[@rccola6442]

Josh Moore literally bro literally guys

[@akimbops9068]

"What's up guys, today were gonna survive in a prison cell at 3am."

[@JODRecaps]

hi Ak. btw hisss

[@alexthegs2624]

@@JODRecaps can you piss the fuck off? Your content is trash and you're just annoying

[@AGC915]

Only difference being, that would be an actual challenge.

[@DxdEyez]

Because I touch my 4 year old fans

[@dreamybullx1]

TRY NOT TO GET RAPED IN PRISON CHALLANGE!!! (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

[@storyshift9351]

While jay walking: Sees man getting murdered Jay: Gets Camera From Home then Jay: Hey Guys I have witnessed murder and the Im gonna talk to the murderer GUYS.

[@rxswipes289]

no thats logan pual

[@matejcevnik7362]

No thats actual real content, he would fake the murder

[@cooki3monsta548]

I thought you meant the dance at first 😂

[@user-rx2ur5el9p]

jay would wait for him to bleed out, then resurrect him at 3 am

[@durvfan4535]

A I LOVE JAY STATION I HATE PYROCYNICAL HES A DICK

[@kozhedub]

i will never get tired of the clip of noel screaming "what the FUCK" in a power stance

[@mattiadininni5952]

WHATS POPPIN GUYS TODAY I OVERDOSED ON COCAINE AND I DIED, IT IS COLD ON THE OTHER SIDE, THERES NOTHING BUT THE VOICES GUYS, THEY NEVER STOP GUYS HELP ME GUYS

[@shubbyshabaas]

1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER GUYS GET ME OUT OF HERE GUYS BUY MY MERCH ITS WHAT I WOULD’VE WANTED IF I WAS ALIVE GUYS

[@applesandcarrots2664]

WHATS POPPIN GUYS IM ALSO BROKE IN THE OTHER WORLD BECAUSE OF ALL THE COKE I BOUGHT OFF OF THAT PERSON IN THE ALLEYWAY

[@massivelegend5209]

HEY WHATS UP GUYS IM IN THE NINTH LAYER OF HELL TIME FOR A TOUR OF MY NEW HOUSE WHICH MY GOBLIN LOOKIN ASS LIVES IN, THE HOUSE IS LOCATED IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO WHERE I CAN BURN AS I SLEEP

[@saminxo]

You didnt say guys enough Guys sorry guys

[@pompurinda1905]

certified funny moment guys

[@mastermoes3651]

Jaystation: *says "guys" a billion times* Morgz: My true successor

[@plague6566]

He would actually say: *Guys there's this Jaystation guy guys what the heck guys he's just like me guys--Guys Guys Guys Guys Guys*

[@Zebuboogyman]

Fair enough 😂

[@disco3619]

Typical fucking comment

[@onebennyboi5257]

At least Morgz is ironic entertaining, Jaystation is just shit

[@powerstonez]

Pyro: "Get your tickets now for a lifetime supply of toilet paper." People living during the Corona virus: *clicking intensifies*

[@negitivebike3169]

Jay station:I got a tattoo of her on my body Me:yeah you're gonna put the "tattoo"on your llama

[@superistrash4170]

This is very epic

[@wafIeee]

pyros cap stacking skills are still admired to this day

[@thed00t76]

Day 1 million: Pyro still hasn’t made petscop 2, and we should raid his home

[@LordArikado]

But should we Raid Shadow Legends his home?

[@bian7744]

@@LordArikado dont the curse word bro dont fucking say rai-----

[@CFootprints]

Raid his home? HaVe yoU HeARd aBoUT RaId ShADoW LeGEnDs?!

[@AidanMgd]

Find the address

[@phoenixflambe3319]

What's the context behind pyro not making another petscop video?

[@KusanaG11]

"So guys, we did it. We've reached a quarter of a million disrespects."

[@JODRecaps]

hi K.o.N. btw wobba wobba

[@whynotanyting]

"What's popping guys!" *Sighs then frowns "Recently neighbors dog passed away last week" *Wipes tear from fivehead "On an unrelated note I'm being sued. Unbelievable, right?! But don't worry, I've got enough backlog to fill the 5 years I'm gone. If we can get a million likes on every video maybe I'll be able to afford bail and visit the memorial to summon his dog."

[@TJOCKIS-rs8kk]

Fortyhead*

[@rosepetunia1829]

"fivehead" People have that?!!!!!!!?

[@kyoto9265]

I would rather eat my ass

[@_kris2522]

This is so sad 😢 **wipes eyelid**

[@hellnou2527]

Jay: makes video at 3am Me who is still awake at 4:30: „weak“

[@williamgillberg3667]

Big respect for the ”I’m not saying you’re not allowed to joke about morbid things, just don’t pretend that it happend to you” bit. You must have a massive male reproduction organ to say that. I tip my hat for you sir (even tho I’m to late for you to ever be able to see this)

[@sciencesans6039]

We rate him *big pp*

[@parth2337]

Big pp

[@BarelaBirb]

Big beanis

[@ikari3509]

I agree

[@danapathy3478]

@@AaronCleetus-cj4gw yes, as long as its not said in a serious situation, or not directed to someone who has experienced some morbid things, and dont pretend that the joke actually happened to you

[@noahb0216]

He's saying his girlfriend is dead because she's just his imagination.

[@RatshitOnline]

This is pyros fan base

[@JODRecaps]

hi Noah. btw wobba wobba

[@GamerboyAli]

@@JODRecaps How are you not in Pyro's spam folder? When I tried too comment on every comment It was "spam." Also, I'm lowkey scared that Belle Delphine quit KZbin. Her vids are dumb and that's why I like 'em

[@GamerboyAli]

He's braindead.

[@thenut1978]

Oof size: Large

[@SouthShoreArc]

I love the character arc of him putting a ton of hats on.

[@dallaspayday2480]

Hat Tower TF2

[@-Eustacebagg-]

Yes

[@ixtlipulido6103]

The mad hatter

[@braindead100]

And that anima betrayal at 13:52 don't even get me started

[@yeti7565]

Same

[@imagiknight47]

Pyro had to wear so many hats for this video. Honestly, I like the look.

[@andemannen3813]

Girlfriend is killed Jay: hops on YT without taking a break to be sad

[@PorWik]

Dedication

[@FluffyIronGolems]

Garfield dies Nobody bats an eye.

[@PrimarySweeper13]

Mom: smoking and drinking won’t hurt my child The child:

[@rapidrush6033]

@@killert41 why? Your mom smoke and or drink?

[@theyhate._angel6484]

i honestly do not know if you’re talking about pyro or jaystation, but this is some funny shit

[@PrimarySweeper13]

Both

[@user-jo8kq5ed4j]

Oh! Oh my god guys! oh my god!

[@UpgradedHumanCybernetics]

Overdone even when this was posted

[@Carzey]

The worst part is that he probably doesn’t even do the challenges at 3am. He probably changes the time on his phone to 3am.

[@ItaliansShredsBetter]

Do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

[@yesno8273]

@@ItaliansShredsBetter yea i cant imagine anyone who would fake their gf’s death just for clicks and views

[@ItaliansShredsBetter]

@@yesno8273 do you think someone would be capable to do that? 😮 come on, that's too far!

[@xbotsev]

@@ItaliansShredsBetter yea for real, like no one lies on the internet at all.

[@holdguard4624]

@@yesno8273 Shocking! What kind of a monster would do such a thing?! Inconceivable!

[@Quieto140]

Jaystation being charged with assault:You know what let’s film a clown

[@wilhelmhause3510]

"HEY WHATS UP GUYS FURRIES ARE WEIRD SO LETS TALK TO MAC MILLER ON A OUIJA BOARD" his train of thought is phenomenal

[@alovai1971]

honestly I didnt realize how bad he was until I saw that mac video when it came out I got beyond pissed

[@putridmoldyman306]

@@alovai1971 Yes Him saying "furries are weird" is the most abysmal thing he has done

[@wilhelmhause3510]

@@putridmoldyman306 considering he never mentioned the swing at furries, I'm unsure what your point was.

[@Z3R0Steam]

@@wilhelmhause3510 He was joking. He was making the point that him saying furries are weird isn't the worst he's done, as he's obviously done much worse.

[@swagdrakefan8791]

*is

[@randomproductions3979]

"last night we lost alexia... *sobs*" Pryro : *Sips water while wearing 10 caps*

[@Raoris0123]

He a mad lad

[@josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190]

r/madlads

[@bryanalmanza9296]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randomproductions3979]

@@bryanalmanza9296 *visible confusion*

[@bromane5730]

What a chad

[@stevenolson1295]

*HEY GUYS MY GUY GOT GUYED AND THE GUY GUYED ON MY GUY GUYS IM SO SAD*

[@notoliverhudson8891]

Giv u $200 if u can say is really fast 3 times GUYS

[@FiendEnder]

hound4rd _ another four year old?

[@thestanley2692]

@@notoliverhudson8891 hand me them money

[@ludwigvonsiegfried6713]

69th like

[@notoliverhudson8891]

@@FiendEnder auto correct fucked my sentence and can't be arsed changing it

[@toasta_man8849]

When jaystation looked at the video of the “monster”, it straight up looked like a cursed Elmo 😂

[@dootvevo7511]

_"I'm breeding 2 dragons with questionable consent"_ -pyrocynical, 2020

[@Aqx113]

“Brexit really be hitting the country different” - I felt that 😔

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Lol..... what did brexit do

[@realultraformerlyultranact6542]

John Bishop its a joke

[@JODRecaps]

hi AQX. btw wobba wobba

[@lamasu8060]

@@JODRecaps no one cares. Get some sleepm

[@gusic5095]

@@ShitStainedBallSack its a disaster

[@AMadMage]

This guy could actually just say “I trolled you all lol” and I would believe him because I seriously can’t believe he is actively supporting all of this He has turned his entire identity into a joke

[@kidsfromyesterday6025]

But what if the video where he says "I trolled you all lol" is actually clickbait and he is trolling about it.

[@kyoto9265]

His audience doesnt care,they are still watching his vids through youtube kids app

[@alexgee6423]

ikr pyros a fucking scumbag

[@meatballify2053]

@@alexgee6423 what

[@mijikanijika]

@@alexgee6423 what

[@tookuh]

2:25 G R E G

[@bradentheman1373]

Gerg

[@pennyw2226]

I mean, Alexia isn’t wrong. Everyone DOES hate him

[@Dompiedom]

*WOOF*

[@supermegaepictriangleguy6899]

Furkin furrys

[@Ultrakrill2411]

And he IS a trash human being

[@V1R90]

@@supermegaepictriangleguy6899 hm?

[@supermegaepictriangleguy6899]

@@V1R90 hmm!

[@dyzlz4111]

"Babe can you pick me up some Popeyes before you come back" -JayStation 2020

[@depressedengineer5766]

ok knuckles

[@OrionDawn15]

Famous last words...

[@IkermlgYT]

AnD ShE NeVeR CaMe bAcK

[@docxy6902]

*Jay's Phone Dies* *Jay:SUMMONING MY DEAD PHONE AT 3AM! (INSANE)*

[@BFL19954]

(GONE SEXUAL) (COPS CALLED) (I DIED)

[@BFL19954]

@Fugdatbit IMGAYSTATION

[@creativenamers]

(HE CAME TO MY GIANT MANSION HAHA FLEX)

[@goose7618]

@Uno (NOT MY GUCCI HAT!!!!)

[@goose7618]

@Uno (HE PUT MY INCINERATOR INTO AN INCINERATOR!!!!!!! AAAAA)

[@im_pretty_dumb6320]

8:36 oh hey Walter

[@SethColby69]

i like how people are saying that pyro made a mistake by mentioning drew gooden but showing danny gonzalez *uh you uncultured swines , THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON*

[@NA-mg9wo]

Yes dude I have been saying this for years

[@safling_]

True dat

[@ayykayy4763]

Truthness

[@AW-pp4ss]

Seth Colby and das da troof

[@Pickchore]

Even when they seem to appear in the same room, same person.

[@christianfortune690]

The real reason Pyro called out Jaystation was because Jaystation call furries weirdos

[@thatntr4146]

This aged like milk

[@christianfortune690]

@@thatntr4146 no cuz pyro is a furry

[@thatntr4146]

@@christianfortune690 yeah, but the degenerate rp thing was not on the public radar

[@OrionDawn15]

@@thatntr4146 Yeah... At least he wasn't a groomer though.

[@mr.mirage3986]

He called humans idiots.

[@Ewthulhu]

Necromancers are everywhere on KZbin nowadays.

[@ahardworker2154]

My dyslexic ass thought you said necromorph

[@zynexion3468]

What's a necromancer

[@dantebordsri285]

@@zynexion3468 an necromancer is someone who brings back the dead

[@Sotergarm]

And yet they still lack the collective power to revive doge memes.

[@pep4338]

@@zynexion3468 someone who brings dead back to life again i guess?

[@kenobi-small]

“Lifetime supply of toilet paper” damn that hits to close

[@djd00mshyer]

For every "guys" uttered by Jaystation. A famous person dies. So he can make a video about them.

[@FiSH-iSH]

Which in turn, causes him to say “guys” more, thus repeating the vicious cycle.

[@atarenic]

KAKYOİN!

[@firststudiobooster9091]

Better not like that f****** stuff on your profile picture or I personally looking got you tight

[@firststudiobooster9091]

@@FiSH-iSH cats really cute like it

[@rdude309]

@@atarenic DIO!!!

[@deathgripper7330]

"Where were you when Alexa kill?" "I was at home watching Gucci symbiote I get call" "Alec kill" "Let's drop a banger"

[@bolanius4834]

David Contreras me when Monday

[@vox__ama6458]

"Where were you when club penguin die?"

[@petargacic4299]

Gold

[@zHammy72]

... "Alec kill" "That would make a banger"

[@Mrpresident97]

@@vox__ama6458 I was at home eating doritos

[@Mpeace777]

I'm more focused on how Pyro is able to balance several hats on his head and also move around without dropping any

[@Milanor]

Si

[@killyourself11]

Yes

[@tomfawcett5559]

Endernoob Plays nice profile picture

[@kyoto9265]

Its called gamerness

[@amberionik]

Its his hidden talent

[@MTMfilms2]

Crazy how we made fun of him for saying Banger, but nowadays whenever we like something, we all say it's a Banger.