The most followed person on Tik Tok made the worst show ever

[@MegaCooldude84]

It's great how Pyro reading out his video script and putting it on screen is more entertaining than anything a team of paid writers could come up with in two seasons of this show

[@A_real3am]

@today was a good day I miss when every channel never had comment bots everywhere

[@redmist6630]

1:13 the flood music omfg he knows my humour too well

[@SomeLonelyShmuck]

@@A_real3am Smooth reply.

[@goofygobbler._.]

Fax tho

[@BlackerSpaniel]

@@A_real3am same

[@DanielPinheiroo]

imagine being a 80 year old brit, looking at your neightbor's window and seeing a blonde kid talking to a camera with professional lights while dressed like a medical doctor on a pandemic

[@VoidDragon82]

Forget about being 80yrs old, just imagine seeing those single brain cell sharing TikTok troglodytes at all. Fucking shudder inducing.

[@thedeadliest4380]

Yah when he was goin off about that I was thinking, "well fuck id probably be staring too"

[@yanvictor2198]

porque caralhos tem um influencer brasileiro assistindo pyrocynical.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Finally..

[@ReviveAndDrive-mk1]

Beginning of a really good porno 🤣 staring pyro as the bottom boy 🤣

[@dingspingle9121]

One of my favorite thing about Pyro is how he just starts beef with people who are about to overtake him in subs. God man never change.

[@vwastaken]

@Quark thanks

[@dingspingle9121]

What in the God damn?

[@IOSIRIS]

@@vwastaken ok cool thanks but we don’t care

[@dannyboidee]

@Quark nice copy and paste. Still dont care and never bothered to ask

[@vwastaken]

@@IOSIRIS ok but i was being sarcastic don't worry

[@allergictohumansnotanimals5671]

"some POOR child spent their afternoon making a wiki for this show." meanwhile pyro and his one hour long analysis video of the same show:

[@sarwatarannya8786]

The difference is that pyro made bank from this video

[@CringeUser-1-19-1-2]

​@sarwatarannya8786 the kid also probably, hopefully, got some money from the ads on the wiki (hopefully)

[@Depuree]

​@@CringeUser-1-19-1-2 lmao no fandom takes all the money

[@PinkPoop69]

@@CringeUser-1-19-1-2, as a user that edits in a certain FANDOM community (and no, it's not that show), you do not make money for that, FANDOM will take all the money. You should only treat it as a hobby thing. Maybe you can earn money if you make an external forum that is not affiliated with FANDOM and then run the ads there, but then you'll need a really active FANDOM community like Star Wars/Wookieepedia or Marvel Database, and even with those ads, you'll probably only earn just enough that you can pay to get the website running and then keep some pocket change.

[@cye2310]

​@@CringeUser-1-19-1-2 *proceeds to delete all of his fan wikis*

[@jackcutter2]

What annoys me most is that the nurses/doctors are wearing jewellery. That's literally the one thing you're not allowed to have on lol

[@autopsyturvy]

in ERs, i've seen nurses with necklaces and rings so i didn't really notice anything off but jesus christ. no wonder benny's outfits felt so off to me; there's no way a hospital would let someone wear such a shirt like that sheer one he was wearing. there's other ways they couldn't been like "HEY!!! GAY PERSON!!! TOKEN GAY PERSON IN OUR SHOW!!!" surely

[@krimsonkatt]

@@autopsyturvy Yeah for real just make gay people in media like every other person who just so happens to be gay. I'm tired of these lame steriotypes.

[@matthiasfoo1217]

@@krimsonkatt stereotypes...the exact thing media is "trying" to end...

[@matthiasfoo1217]

@@autopsyturvy yeah but if they didnt let him he would sue or something

[@Im.Smaher]

@@matthiasfoo1217 Is that what he said?

[@TheBlakeGG]

Pyro really is the only dude who could make an hour long analysis video for the 2nd season of a tiktok show

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear bla

[@manofnomuscles5496]

Not really

[@oweeb5909]

@@AxxLAfriku it's okay, my pretty.

[@Frostgiantbutsmall]

@@AxxLAfriku I'm infatuated on why you're still spamming these sort of comments everywhere. Are you a troll? Are you trying to reverse psychology people into watching your stuff? What's going on? Who the hell are you?

[@alex.g7317]

@@Frostgiantbutsmall I think everyone who’s ever encountered AxxL in any way, shape or form, has asked this exact same question. Including me.

[@thatbiggoguy]

Ah sick funny British bloke talks about Chinese social media again Edit: sorry I meant lesbian

[@chet262]

@Quark wtf

[@pingo3020]

@Quark deez nuts

[@farisdood]

@Quark bro wrote a whole thesis

[@IFaceNapalm]

He spitting facts tho

[@pokemonisgood2310]

@Quark this was written by china

[@supermutantsam1160]

“Why does Jamie’s acting feel like he’s gonna fall asleep any second?” To be fair, literally every male (Benny aside, he’s actually fine) TikTok star in this show acts like that. Like the girls aren’t great actresses either, but they at least put something into it. All the dudes have the same, flat delivery literally every line, it’s astounding

[@sangriad.938]

Uh yes it's very hard to watch

[@Rainbowfox_]

It’s because they don’t have a lot of experience talking to a camera instead of just lip-syncing

[@Aussie_Tom]

Considering how little personality you need to be successful on TikTok, it's not really that surprising these guys have absolutely zero screen presence.

[@wizardkumaanimations9984]

benny was the only somewhat tolerable thing in this show

[@StupidNSimplesns]

The acting is horrendous, its like they're REALLY trying to say their lines as fast as humanly possible and it just ends up with them sounding like they're slurring their words

[@unixerse297]

And then theres that Jamie(?)? Guy who literally whispers his fucking lines like he's constantly drunk like sir please wake up you're on film

[@pastelquartz6857]

To be fair, they literally have nothing to go off of because the script sucks. It doesn't excuse the poor acting though.

[@voodoo2006]

The way you described the dialogues remind me of far cry 2 voice acting

[@StupidNSimplesns]

@@voodoo2006 oh man I know what you mean. That was horrible. They spoke so fast, I couldn't understand what the npcs where even saying to me half the time.

[@slyvesterakaspookmcskull6113]

@@unixerse297 wouldn't surprise me if he was baked to high heavens for the entirety of the filming. Can't balme him honestly

[@manboy4720]

i love how JCS seemingly appears in completely unrelated videos. he can be on a video about the most delightfully edgy game ever made, to a video about a show whose greatest achievement is being perfectly below-average.

[@jayst]

Loved that Mandalore video lol

[@walmarp]

I've been streaming for 12 hours, please come say goodnight

[@gyorgischwartz]

He is a paid voice actor. Someone writes jcs videos, and the guy reads the script.

[@Patterrz]

I'll never get tired of the Fallout/Elder Scrolls meme edits

[@tabernacletrews2524]

British make me cry

[@lol-tz3mg]

And sopranos, dark souls, breaking bad etc. this man is a legend with his editing

[@Furiac.]

the jcs edit was fucking amazing

[@lol-tz3mg]

@@Furiac. true 💀💀💀

[@redmist6630]

literarily no one asked for this tv show roast but the memes are still good edit 41:52 y'already know i have this meme in my snd ffcts playlist lol funniest shit ive ever heard

[@amediumhorse]

The worst part about the show is that even if they replace the TikTok cast with actual trained actors, it would still suck.

[@HatKidPeck]

Yeah but the shitty scenes they make would hit way harder which would be hilarious. I wanna see a 1/10 writing show with 10/10 voice actors, so I guess CWs The Flash is an example.

[@timmytom6764]

The skateboard girl in that show is actual skateboarder Sky Brown. The medical people whose names I've already forgotten asking if her parents have been abusing her may be an extremely neich reference to Tony Hawk, who when young was pulled aside by medical staff and asked if his parent were abusing him because he was in hospital so often from skateboarding.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Finally..

[@louwashe]

Wait lmao I never recognised her. She's actually so good at skateboarding. And I pray to god that reference isn't just a coincidence 😭

[@TheAdarkerglow]

Niche.

[@mikaaz6148]

I thought i recognized her

[@dailydoseofreality6070]

@@louwashe see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/laOZd5eJYrRmlZo

[@Goras147]

I can never understate just how fucking much I enjoy Pyro and his editing. Man, please, stay with us for as long as possible. Fucking love this channel.

[@YoyoF37]

Same

[@dontsayflan4315]

(say something fake and overreact) = free likes

[@SafetyKitten]

@@dontsayflan4315 I literally feel the exact same as op. How is it fake and overreacting???

[@arvy7765]

@@SafetyKitten I like how he says "free" as if it's easy to achieve and maintain that kind of fame, just ignore this idiot

[@ItsSmokex]

@@dontsayflan4315(try to call out someone for a comment) = No one will care

[@teal_m_101]

Imagine if TikTok got its own streaming service like Disney+ does.

[@JavvyF61]

i would rather eat several ghost peppers at once

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

Hell on earth.

[@Wolfbeast-gu8nk]

@Quark Bro. What the fuck.

[@Nellerkillerstrains]

NO

[@craig205]

i love tiktok

[@jimbo6514]

16:14 "once you start watching video games on why you don't enjoy video games anymore" That hurt me more then I thought it would. Very relatable.

[@anomalocarislover7254]

You could talk about filing taxes for three hours and I’d still watch the whole thing, your editing is amazing. Don’t think I could watch anyone else review bad shows for hours on end.

[@shgds]

anomalocaris chad

[@cooldude2722]

Actually, I would prefer taxes, because taxes don't have horrendous dialogue that I have to skip past.

[@curtaingamer6900]

I agree, but I think elvis the alien is also pretty good for bad film/show reviews

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Finally..

[@walmarp]

I've been streaming for 12 hours, please come say goodnight

[@ronaldmcdonald9006]

I see that Pyro has moved from making Breaking Bad references to Sopranos references. What a thought provoking character arc

[@TheRockLobsterMafia]

And fuck me now I gotta binge watch The Sopranos so I don’t get any spoilers lmao

[@genoob5843]

@@TheRockLobsterMafia here is a spoiler out of context Black screen

[@finn1708]

Always with the scenarios!

[@venturisventis]

thank you Ronald McDonald

[@nloc1929]

@@TheRockLobsterMafia Spoiler Alert: Tony Soprano kills Dumbledore in season 4

[@mecha417]

Now I have a quirky one-liner to die with. "I'm not dying, God is just noscoping me." Thank you Pyro.

[@kroh7742]

Make it "xXG0d_420Xx" and you're set

[@MyHeadHz]

Make it your epitaph

[@Kride222]

2:22 as a finnish person i can confirm this

[@antares3171]

Hearing Pyro say "A'away" is funnier than the actual show itself.

[@liviwaslost]

Anything Pyro does is funnier than the actual show.

[@dailydoseofreality6070]

@@liviwaslost see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/laOZd5eJYrRmlZo

[@Myscon]

I always been confused when they say Pyrocynical "pyro".i always think it was pyro from tf2

[@logan.rispoli]

isn’t he a pedophile?

[@oliviafogg2503]

Did anyone else stop themselves from liking this comment just to keep it at 666

[@crownclowncreations]

Pyro being stalked by his neighbor was easily 100 times more entertaining than the entirety of ‘Attaway’

[@trentenidk8431]

You mean A’away general ?

[@MonkeyManTL]

Pyro you’ve come this far and I just want to say thank you for everything and all the time that you’ve entertain me I’ve also been watching your twitch you hold a special place in my heart and helping me get through the hospital with your funny videos thank you

[@Seth-jd5xn]

Who asked

[@GustavAhlbrand]

Shut up

[@shaktivelrajan6725]

Hope you're doing good now man!

[@3DWaffle457]

Hope you doin better

[@dion8202]

@@Seth-jd5xnme 🌝

[@SmumplytheF2P]

I've stopped watching Pyro's channel about 2 years ago, and coming back and seeing how everything's improved is basically phenomenal. Reminder, this was the same guy who made Shrek Has Swag, Craziest Woman Eats Sand and MLG Teletubbies.

[@PointsofData]

no we don't remember the mlg days we never remember the mlg days

[@Yesmanpersondude]

Improved?

[@BananaWasTaken]

Pyro: mouthing words to whatever’s popular is almost as easy as what I do Also Pyro: *makes and edits an entire 7 hour and 40 minute video on a TV show*

[@krubyte497]

@Beaverish Buck Teeth I hate you.

[@henyo2109]

@today was a good day give up nobody likes your spam

[@aquacyanide]

@Beaverish Buck Teeth Imagine thinking that's easy lmfao

[@cappingbeara3212]

@Beaverish Buck Teeth all of your comments are thought provokingly dull

[@r4w4n._]

@Beaverish Buck Teeth if you think that's easy why dont you try it?

[@lovebug_taffy2263]

The conversion therapy / homophobia plot line against Benny was so poorly handled and treated with such little consequence it’s genuinely disturbing how anyone let them write that into the show

[@krimsonkatt]

True it was so bad lol.

[@modernkiwi6447]

Yeah I was just uncomfortable every time they brought it up. And I thought it would cause some more serious conflict but nope

[@skoogle065]

I literally called it that benny was gonna snitch, but yeah the way it was handled was just bad

[@sandshark2]

It doesnt surprise me given how tiktok itself handles serious, touchy subjects. The Holocaust Challenge gives normal people high level cringe and emotional crises

[@shrekfrog]

@@sandshark2 the WHAT NOW challenge??

[@gumter.]

“Ill show stock footage of a hospital”. Proceeds to show breaking bad footage of the guy falling out of his hospital bed because he has no legs. I laughed way harder than I should have.

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Finally..

[@gumter.]

@@recitationtohear why did you link an Islamic chant 👍

[@aladnyulok32]

@@recitationtohear Finally youtube spambot, who get reported every time I see

[@doctordiscord8063]

Jamie's just super high on hospital grade morphine so he sounds like he's gonna fall asleep every second

[@deanfraiser]

I stopped watching Pyro in around 2020 returning now and he's a whole different person. Damn. Nice glow up bro.

[@biosavat9475]

I'm new, can you tell me how he changed ?

[@biosavat9475]

@@TheFalseShepphard Oh lol

[@JohnFartblast]

​@@biosavat9475 He transitioned

[@HenryCortezWarrp]

Unlike Joe from Fortnite amongus quirk double pack a punch🏃

[@tylerredforge5563]

@@HenryCortezWarrp tryhard hipster

[@MapleLeafAce]

Sad thing is, Attaway General is still gonna do insanely well and get renewed several times because Dixie's and Charli's fanbases are so obsessed with these girls that they will eat up literally any content they put out, regardless of how fucking awful it is.

[@meyeneetuks4680]

I know! The acting is so terrible. These tiktokers really just be doing anything and their fans are all for it

[@Dr.Oofers]

Of course it’s their die hard fan bases. Why do you think people like the Lopez Brothers are still on tik tok?

[@justinworld9]

simps are just pathetic man

[@dinkleburg9023]

@@justinworld9 its not even simps its just 7 year olds who watch what's infront of them

[@justinworld9]

@@dinkleburg9023 dont forget the pedophiles aswell lmao

[@Statitude1]

0:58 You can hear the pain in his voice knowing that his job isn’t as easy as everyone thinks

[@silverreaps6803]

I'd like to think people dont think editing is easy cause it's not at all

[@mastershooter64]

@@silverreaps6803 im pretty sure most people think editing is easy because most people never had do edit one

[@williamsvarre9772]

@@silverreaps6803 its not really that hard to edit videos just extremely time consuming

[@JonathanPaspula]

@@williamsvarre9772 yeah but the amount of time you have to put into making videos and editing them makes the whole thing ardous and you could definitely say it is hard work

[@justcallmenoah5743]

@@JonathanPaspula especially if you have to edit a large amount of footage at quick and regular intervals, cause it's like, how you get your income. Doesn't leave you with a lot of free time.

[@GhostStealth590]

Just to add on to the messedup-ness for the skater girl's situation, her parents will very much find out. Either an invoice from the insurance company will reach the parents, or if uninsured, probably about 1000-3000$ out of pocket expense.

[@rusPiglets]

I remember you mentioning in one of your steams/videos that you are not sure if these videos are worth it or not, even though you have fun making them. And I just want to say they absolutely are. Above and beyond Pyro.

[@arkan7495]

I mean I can kinda see where he is coming from. He barely makes any money off of this as the revenue gets distributed with original uploader when he shows the scenes from the series and these videos must take a lot of time with writing script, recording etc. Plus these videos have risk of getting copyright strike and even worse might get taken down even if they fall under fair use policy.

[@dusk6159]

@@arkan7495 But they're for sure great quality stuff. Comedy gold and not just comedy either.

[@arkan7495]

@@dusk6159 i agree but if he puts all that time and the video gets taken down, it gets pretty sad. Even the utopia video had some problems if I remember correctly and it can be pretty frustrating. I hope he continues it casue not a lot of people can make a 50 minute video fun and he does it really well.

[@dusk6159]

@@arkan7495 Indeed, it's sad but he won't get the full merit, when bs like that gets in the way

[@josiebagels4684]

The lack of self awareness of these people is actually scary.

[@YukiPyro]

Because the majority who use tik tok are dumb.

[@dailydoseofreality6070]

@@YukiPyro see this kzbin.info/www/bejne/laOZd5eJYrRmlZo

[@PumpyGT]

None of them are real, they are all just lifeless souls

[@StanleyMOV]

7:07 is that a dishonored reference? 10/10 👌

[@LordSandwich27]

Great game, brings me back to simpler times

[@lancestryker]

@@LordSandwich27 Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out

[@NerzJansch2]

@@lancestryker i remember listening to twenty one pilots a year before they became the new mainstream radio group. Good times

[@suhasop4919]

Eharts Diaz

[@nedisahonkey]

@@NerzJansch2 Lol they were always corny and whack.

[@ImJustOnePerson1]

I laughed so hard when your "stock hospital footage" was Breaking Bad.

[@northkoreanpropagandist7271]

This man made a video around 7 hours talking about a two seasoned show that he liked, and he still is using Breaking Bad references after all this time.

[@SputXD]

breaking bad > life

[@abeldnite]

Breaking Bad is a timeless classic, up there with the finest literature.

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

He’s been putting Breaking Bad references since his MLG videos. This man is not well.

[@larssellulot4450]

I love how easy it is to tell whatever movie, show, or game Pyro has been watching or playing before making his videos. He'll make multiple super random refenceses to them throughout a video.

[@garticus4426]

I think he’s been watching breaking bad recently

[@freakcree6218]

@@garticus4426 and the sopranos

[@yingyang7448]

As well as Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[@os3274]

Im late but I love the dishonored reference when his neighbors stare at uim

[@suhasop4919]

@@garticus4426 I think he also played dark souls

[@SwaggyG_2102]

Holy shit, another 50 minute video. Looks like Pyro is really putting out this year isn't he?

[@spieker131]

this comment is just for a reminder at the end of the year. cheers

[@ground_zero5319]

@Quark reported and I will not read it

[@sushikorpse7979]

moter 3 nitendgo 64

[@gorbonfree8245]

@@ground_zero5319 it's about like how communism is better then capitalism or some shit

[@KTDVD.]

@Quark didn't ask + ratio lil bro

[@ferdithetank7535]

Making something so incredibly cringe into somewhat funny is a big deal, thank you for your effort.

[@georgeandriopoulos1418]

I love how bobby is allowed to wear whatever he wants at his job like its a fashion show when the rest of the characters wear their suits, the gay guy in Attaway general is so quirky and relatable

[@LordSandwich27]

He's the stereotypical token gay guy, of course they're gonna make him stand out to remind us that he is indeed gay to earn diversity points. I hope to one day see an actually well-written non-hetero character. We really don't behave like that in real life and it infuriates me

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@mrwilkumen All the characters are involved in some kind of romance. The easiest way to provide representation would to put him in one. It's not that difficult

[@RavenHues]

his name is benny 😭 but I dont blame you they are all SO forgettable

[@naranciagaming]

When he first appeared I thought the other characters were talking to some completely random person and not an employee at a hospital lol

[@fallenoak4560]

@@LordSandwich27 Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99? He’s gay, but it never made him define who he is as a person.

[@livingthemcdream]

15:10 this has to be the best villain laugh I ever heard from pyro. Almost like he stole a child’s candy and laughed in their face

[@maxatron898]

I love the effort put into this, especially because it revolves around such an obscure subject, Pyro is once again evolving

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqe1g6muoZWIkKc Finally..

[@maxatron898]

@@recitationtohear Damn straight

[@jamesfairweather9116]

His next stage is creating petscop 2

[@maxatron898]

@@jamesfairweather9116 I admire your optimism lol

[@carchi5028]

I really like this video. It is well made, structured and the point is clear. Comedy is its strong point, and many references hit the spot, as I also like video games and the popular TV show Breaking Bad, however I would’ve liked this video more if it was the 2nd instalment of petscop 2, thank you.

[@SonicHaXD]

The Dark Souls memes help me get through this sh!t TikTok show XD

[@big_sea]

yes

[@idkman-rr3bm]

Xd

[@Pisulinac13]

Is nina played by kacey nicetats

[@Ant-vu2tx]

love your content bro!

[@cataxy5697]

@@Pisulinac13 ninja tyler caveman fornite blevins

[@Zuleva_Official]

I love how the older pyro gets the funnier he is. Unrelated factors in their entirety but similarly connected.

[@baggyspaggy]

“The next episode begins with a little girl going into hospital on her own, apparently, after a skateboarding accident” That’s Sky Brown, Olympic bronze medalist btw

[@kriek9222]

so thats where their 4 brazilian dollar budget went

[@clairelili873]

@@kriek9222 I know that my country's money is fucking trash but at least search the name man

[@sanyokS1]

@@clairelili873 I think the joke is that Brazilian kinda sounds like billion, like in that old George Bush joke, so its less about Brazil and just more about funny word

[@ananimeprofilepicture.9876]

@@sanyokS1 no it’s just Brazilian

[@sums3166]

@@ananimeprofilepicture.9876 anime profile picture. Opinion rejected.

[@CreatorOblivion]

The bit at 32:57, is indeed very legitimate I had this occur when I was recovering from surgery... The rudeness of some people. So sadly, a true occurrence I can attest to

[@mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305]

I like how pyro literally used an university hospital in the middle of Finland for a joke, 10/10

[@SorowFame]

I’m pretty sure an university is grammatically correct but it sounds wrong

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@SorowFame given the phonetic Y noise at the beginning of the word university, most likely not

[@SorowFame]

@@uncroppedsoop English is confusing

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@SorowFame mhm. Generally what "sounds" right is prioritized as being actually correct over what would be logically consistent, but there's no proper explanation for why any one thing "sounds right"

[@tentaklaus9382]

@@uncroppedsoop When you "no", you know.

[@xXYannuschXx]

Always funny when an influencer doesnt realize he is in a fanbot echo chamber / bubble, overestimates his abilities and then gets confronted with reality.

[@Dr.Oofers]

Same.

[@McCoy-00]

It’s great how Pyro’s been able to stay consistent for many years. I wouldn’t even have known Attaway General S2 existed if he hadn’t made a video about it. I guess i’m just lucky

[@blackbeast9268]

"once you start watching videos about not enjoying videogames anymore, you're lost". Literally scary how true this is. Losing interest in games at first, but then reading, working out, sobriety and in the end having a purposeless life just makes you suffer.

[@capnceez9642]

That face he made when he made fun of Americans not having free healthcare care was the funniest shit, some of my dads milk came out of my nose

[@iil23lii]

muh le sad knife

[@arshiaaghaei]

Damn so he came back from buying the milk? Good on ya homie

[@petrwarthursty2011]

@@arshiaaghaei I though of some other daddy’s milk 😳

[@theOriginalRudeDude]

“Some of my dads milk came out of *MY* nose” 🤨

[@caramel9154]

@@theOriginalRudeDude SCP?

[@schyena6043]

The idea of tiktokkers helping others for free to get a real job in the future is the biggest joke of the entire show

[@modernkiwi6447]

I’m actually double mad. You guys get on demand knife duels and the free healthcare to do them at no personal expense

[@metademon]

“But then Benny does something so thought-provoking and brave” *God of War theme plays* dear god, he has ashes on his skin

[@keb6601]

Nice setup, Pyro. Looks like your dad finally found his laundered money stash after escaping prison.

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

@Quark 😴

[@eltrumpo7319]

I thought God no scoped Pyros dad

[@sosotik]

@Quark no one cares

[@glorioustigereye]

@Quark This is what happens when pyro fans find r/genzedong

[@SomeElsenNerd420-J]

@Quark you have 89 comments of the same goddamn thing. this same capatalist economy is something you can use to rent a gun and buy a bullet.

[@_Physically]

With the show being owned by TikTokers, it makes sense why it was a failure.

[@anisha_c]

the evolution of TikTokers: musically -> tiktok -> music -> acting -> retired millionaire

[@maxr9014]

retired at the age of 16

[@unixerse297]

you missed the youtube vlog channel saga

[@johnjohnson3681]

@@shawklan27 Not at all

[@The-Commentator]

22:00 Jamie going into trauma because he ate dinner without YT is most realistic scene. 😂😂😂

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Pyro’s editing always makes me laugh to the point I’m on the floor, I can’t imagine how long it takes to have this much editing in a 50 minute video

[@JustAreru]

@Quark shut up.

[@kyandenton]

@Quark no one cares except grumpy old men in their 40’s

[@andrewb3760]

@Quark thats why I am an absolutist monarchist

[@ianmay9372]

@Quark come to france it is worse

[@A_real3am]

@Quark okay but this copy and pasted doesn’t change the indisputable fact that you get no bitches

[@kiracaos]

Pyro: "Consider subscribing" Me, already subscribed: "you demand so much, and yet, no Petscop 2"

[@henrycrabs3497]

"Like that's ever gonna happen."

[@Ani]

i don't know if i'm going insane or not but is there some sort of weird bubbling sound effect in the background at 46:07

[@oz2362]

Nah

[@ohBoyahandle]

oh i hear it

[@KaptainArabia]

yess lol

[@Cenentury0941]

I think it's the stethoscope.

[@Sam-ll8vo]

Its part of the music playing in the background

[@Crazed-Rat]

This show is more about everybody dating each other than saving People inside of an hospital.

[@sacredxgeometry]

Pyro videos are drugs. No other person could make a video an hour long about a two season long terrible TikTok drama show, and yet make it interesting.

[@alexandrerosas5269]

Moistcritikal can

[@kylefinn5301]

Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, He’s a highly trained professional.

[@Aywusgod]

Gordon, push the gabagoo into the reactor.

[@canadiangopnik7007]

Pyro, I respect you, and I respect your style, but I will not stand for this blatant slander of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of the tastiest cereals ever. I will forgive you only once you make a 5 hour video essay about how you were wrong and how Cinnamon Toast Crunch is amazing I'm not going to unsub, but I will be moderately cross with you for a short period of time, I await your response

[@ieatcrackers7351]

I agree, how dare he slander cinnamon toast crunch like that.

[@MasterofBeats]

Or petscop 2?

[@agentpotater4943]

I shall write a strongly worded letter.

[@Hiihtopipa]

You are Canadian and therefore your opinion is invalid

[@canadiangopnik7007]

@@Hiihtopipa and what are you? American? Is it not enough sugar for you and your 33% obesity rate? Or are you British? and you're salty that you can't eat it because it'll fuck up your teeth even more than they already are? Mexican? and you're jealous that your mom wont buy it for you cuz she's too strict? COPE MORE, IT FEEDS MY POWER

[@FNESSE]

Whoever the editor is has such a hilarious reference and sense of humor. The tony hawk 360 when Benny does a 360 Heelflip is funny af. Also JCS Psychology was the last reference I was expecting but it was awesome also.

[@puha1816]

Suddenly hearing Finnish in a pyro video scares me

[@heki340]

@Quark Yes

[@IdazmoTV]

@Quark malding

[@eemelimeemeli]

I thought I got a fucking ad

[@ranweaslo9149]

@Quark >States that capitalism is evil >Defends China Which is it tankie?

[@tandeath.]

@Quark sheesh, capitalism sounds awesome

[@CyonisCyberFox]

Can we just take a moment to talk about how medical dramas in general are just either generic or bad. like serious, name at least one medical drama that you found actually interesting

[@themanwithoutaplan9389]

House M.D. is good

[@gram.]

Couldn't describe anything that happens in any of them tbh... like any other guy, I just furiously ch*g it to them wee dirties, that sell peeks at their bits on onlyfans... buuut, the difference is... I'm an open degenerate, I *unashamedly* accept to committing such shameful acts...

[@wasteman6069]

Breaking Bad

[@r.p.4756]

Schutter island, one flew over the cookoo,'s nest,

[@shotgunmaxxer]

@@wasteman6069 crime,drugs and etc not medical but I see where you come from

[@odiemustdie]

Pyro laughing at me for not having free healthcare was the most humiliation I ever felt.

[@TheTrueDominator]

12:00 is by far my favorite part of the video I was almost crying of laughter

[@nabusvco]

Look at my boy Pyro from "Hey guys we did it we reached a quarter of million subscribers" to reviewing tiktok shows, proud of him

[@8401six]

But ratings will be 1/10 to 1.25/10

[@ARG0T]

@Quark Communists aren't human

[@itsyourboiiemil5450]

So deep

[@DaftFader]

I can't believe I laughed at the "I'm game" gag... It caught me off guard, and now I have to live with it for the rest of my life. 😳😭

[@GeneralAlpaca]

I like how Pyro's been a bit more casual with his approach to reviewing tv and movies. Still being critical but having more lighthearted moments than some of his older ones

[@carlwheezer55]

15:02 Wow, I've been waiting in line for that joke for quite some time

[@Chunkyjalapeno]

These new shows are actually appealing to a younger audience, so little kids will think this is actually good acting. Before you know it they’ll be brain dead, watching tik tocs all day.

[@donaldn5798]

None of my nieces or nephews watch this shite, couldn't get them away from FNAF tho...

[@soberscrim299]

They’ve already started going on with zero brain functionality, probably since the start of (maybe even sooner than) “quarantine”

[@goosegas2087]

@@donaldn5798 At least FNAF makes them think about stuff.

[@InvitalPulse]

Ugh, Benny is your typical poorly written gay character. Wear their sexuality on the sleeve and that's really the only thing about them.

[@meyeneetuks4680]

Almost made me homophobic seeing benny on screen.

[@MilenaAnnina]

I thought I'll relax with Pyro, but out of nowhere Finnish medical commercial hits me. PERKELE!

[@simo5691]

Torille!

[@democrack113]

Torilla tavataan!

[@democrack113]

@Quark Cope.

[@OrionDawn15]

@@democrack113 It's a bot I presume just report it wherever it appears.

[@gp3328]

Man, this content is just incredible. The amount of effort put into just this review video itself, and the frequency is amazing for how long and well made these are. Thank you so much for this great content and the entertainment it provides!

[@ellayted9522]

This show just confirmed for me that most tiktokers are completely disconnected from reality.

[@ariet6672]

And money hungry. If only the rest of us could do this stuff and make thousands 💀

[@bigchungus8287]

Normally when a show jumps the shark it’s when it was good but starts to decline in quality, this show jumped the shark before it was ever good.

[@jblen]

You could've not said Dixie abandoned it and I never would've known. Even after hearing she's not in it, I still think the other brunette girl is her.

[@vainrover117]

That neighbor Pyro waved at is part of the network.

[@sonichasdiabetes3652]

I forgot this show existed... I wish that I still did

[@stoinkydoinky4583]

@Quark sir this is wendys

[@weaktea4981]

@Quark ok Karl Marx 👍

[@pixelfixer_]

Pyro, you're a funny guy. You're a fucking genius in my books. Anything you touch will turn into pure comedic gold. So why the fuck are you makin me watch attaway general?

[@verynormal_cat]

I can't believe he missed the opportunity to call the doctor bit "Pyro Clinical"

[@legendofjulle2486]

> Be finnish > Listen to this on headphones and the yt tab in the backround > randomly hear sth that sounds like an ad in finnish at 2:24 > ultimate confusion If anyone else here watching is finnish and knows that show/ad please explain

[@Juju25118]

I've watched so many videos that make fun of this show but I'm still psyched to watch the 51 minute video of Pyro making fun of it.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Pyro: You don’t have free healthcare do you? HA HA HA Me: *cries in American* 🇺🇸

[@smward87]

Eh it's a double edged sword. Like everything in life, you get what you pay for. Free healthcare sounds good on paper, but unless you're literally dying, you'll get the bare minimum treatment.

[@ogfridgeman5546]

as a non American I fucking love waiting for fucking hours at the er just to be given a paracetamol

[@henrysteinke1455]

As a non American I was sooo grateful for FREE!!1! healthcare when my grandfather died after 2 years on a waiting list for life saving surgery

[@tekmonk23]

You made me sit here and watch 51 minutes of the tik tok hospital. On a site note if any of them were my coworkers I would ice myself at work

[@minkkumiu]

That one joke just killed your whole Finnish audience mate.

[@trollmaster2389]

45:26 Even a smiling friends reference? You’ve really gone over the top with the editing in this “analysis” pyro!

[@PnS_INC]

Thank you for actually putting some effort in your videos. I was in the hospital with AIDS and watching you got me through it. I still have AIDS. Sincerely, Dad XOXO

[@lems7323]

How often did he piss the bed as a kid?

[@PnS_INC]

@@lems7323 I will testify to my son not being a bedwetter. But I can’t tell for sure as I’ve been in prison for the most part. Pyro would only piss himself as a way of marking his territory. He learned that from his old pop himself.

[@tafhimulhossain]

AIDS ?? 🤣🤣

[@lems7323]

@@PnS_INC good to see he's walking in the same direction as his father

[@griffith1997]

highly doubt that pyro will ever see this but, my man i’ve been watching you since 2015 and holy shit dude, you mean so fucking much to me i’ve seen every single video you’ve made and they’ve all taught me and helped me so goddamn much, thank you so much dude

[@Man-iy7oc]

I can never look at this man the same after him dressing up as woman from Freddy fazbear security breach.

[@ScarlettStunningSpace]

Damn, sometimes I forget how far Pyro has come since I started watching in 2015. Pyro is like a fine wine, it gets better with age.

[@cabronsnake]

Pyro's voice mod broke at 6:19 and you can hear his real voice for a brief moment

[@sangriad.938]

I think he's making that voice up..not his real voice. It was like a cartoon voice lol

[@BigBoris]

@@sangriad.938nah it’s definitely his real voice

[@Panny_Parrons_wamangituka]

@@BigBorishow? It’s clearly him changing his voice by either making it high pitch or using a voice mod because what you hear normally is his voice like his actual voice

[@BigBoris]

@@Panny_Parrons_wamangituka Nuh uh, definitely real voice

[@mysteriousthings9860]

The day Pyro will make a video without a Breaking Bad reference is when we'll achieve world peace

[@YoyoF37]

Nah it will be WW3

[@In_Thy_Flesh]

so never

[@georgeyousif7561]

or when we get petscop 2

[@nicolassegonds-pichon5009]

I mean, of course Maeve got the scholarship. She was in five scenes cuz she was just concentrated on getting the scholarship. This is the typa show I don't care about but I was rooting for her from the start. Just focused on her work