A guide to Karl's timelines: The other day: 2000AD - 1990AD In the 70s: 1989AD - 1970AD A few years ago: 1899AD - 1600AD Ages ago - 1599AD - 1200AD We are going back a bit here: 1199AD - 60,000BC
@Scallion_D4 жыл бұрын
😂
@restvn4 жыл бұрын
medeival times
@lochlanfb3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much 😂
@gabrielbrown47643 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@hpebackwards3 жыл бұрын
uhh... ehhh... doesn't really matter that bit.
@kurticide-798510 жыл бұрын
Any one else addicted to these , ive listen to them all so many times , they never get old :)
@possessedslig10 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what you mean
@decoyholding2 жыл бұрын
7 years since this comment and yes i am addicted
@invincibleajay2 жыл бұрын
Yes heard all of them but classics. Never gets boring.
@ariellarto63642 жыл бұрын
i like to wait a while so i forget but since its every year i listen i have some parts memorized
@jamesaubry7522 жыл бұрын
Yep, heard these so many times
@James_Lovell Жыл бұрын
This got me through the grief when my Dad passed....when my mind wouldnt rest Id climb into bed and just play these...cant go to sleep without them now
@greenshifu2 ай бұрын
@@James_Lovell heard this so many times. I too have to listen to these to go sleep at night.
@euansmith30929 жыл бұрын
It really makes me laugh for some reason the way Ricky and Steve always go "17th century?" or "1970s?" hahaha
@checkout50173 жыл бұрын
"Literally ages ago"
@gregoryh79297 ай бұрын
Never forget if you’re feeling low: 1) you’re not alone, and 2) be Kermitted to your treatment
@finmilne93165 жыл бұрын
I never make it to the end of these, I drift off and wake up with a flat phone and 10 minutes to get ready for work.
@daniel87632 ай бұрын
Hahaha me too mate 😂
@mattsouth8297 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else still watch this to sleep ?
@sharonready5102 Жыл бұрын
Since 2018 ! Every evening !
@LeftIXD Жыл бұрын
This is my asmr
@andrew3489 ай бұрын
I would but like Karl I have to close me eyes while sleeping
@tyroon817 ай бұрын
Watch???🤦🏽♂️
@dylancarter2673Ай бұрын
Does anyone else get really bizarre dreams when falling asleep to this?
@izchucknorris10 жыл бұрын
This show is an anti ocd and an anti depressant to be perfectly honest :') I've listened to these countless times and it just makes everything ok
@cerealfamine110 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@TokyoKazama9 жыл бұрын
Rickys laughter is infectious.
@KyleNornIreland Жыл бұрын
Agreed m8
@Madinnit09 Жыл бұрын
Gotten me through the toughest of times
@KardKing66 Жыл бұрын
Spot on
@ShakeyJake2065 жыл бұрын
"Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days." LoL
@checkout50173 жыл бұрын
Thats a bit weird init
@mariapanariello6949 Жыл бұрын
Hello my fellow knobheads! Chi-can you believe it, we’re still listening after all these many a years. ♥️😃
@chriswakefield953810 ай бұрын
Youre trying too hard
@jbri18 ай бұрын
You replied to him so... @@chriswakefield9538
@gimo80Ай бұрын
@@chriswakefield9538you’re a buffoon, play a record
@EKOvision Жыл бұрын
Ricky: “There’s a reason….. It’s not his volt..😁 It’s not his volt..😂 It’s not His Volt..!”🤣😭
@gemsandlasers269 Жыл бұрын
I love this bit, where you can hear Ricky figuring out the ridiculous pun as he speaks.
@floraposteschild41849 жыл бұрын
I know it's probably a Photoshop, but I want that phrenology sculpture of Karl so much.
@gwilliams46745 жыл бұрын
@Nathan White like a fucking orange
@jacintagarrett90046 ай бұрын
Yes I do.In 2024 I'm still listening on pretty much repeat and they still make me laugh!!!!!😍😍😍
@stuartsmith95754 ай бұрын
I'm same, I've heard them all countless times and still listen every night... its like mt religion 😂😂😂
@yukongaming50558 жыл бұрын
"forget the beard, where you been for 3 days"
@Beardshire5 жыл бұрын
Weird innit.
@maryhughes60778 жыл бұрын
Love Ricky, Steve and Karl , they have got me through some tough times. Thanks.
@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
Mary Hughes awww Mary
@catatonicable3 жыл бұрын
Especially now...
@HoboJacuzzi8 жыл бұрын
"Different stories for different... things"
@robbiechristmas76839 жыл бұрын
"Ages ago..."
@Crimson345339 жыл бұрын
+Robbie Christmas 17th century? or was it literally ages ago?
@LyingSecret8 жыл бұрын
+- FreeFlow - "Uhrm..... yeah quite a bit back"
@Crimson345338 жыл бұрын
LyingSecret ohhh ok
@HappySlappr9 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down. I pop this on, or any of their podcasts. It really does take it away and makes me smile! I wonder if at the time, if they knew what they was creating?! If they knew it would become what it is now. Absolutely brilliant.
@dohertyz10 жыл бұрын
4 hours of RSK. I'm actually going to listen to it all
@ChrisOrillia10 жыл бұрын
same
@goldenglovled10 жыл бұрын
that's not even a challenge
@fishyonion10 жыл бұрын
Whenever I start listening to these I instantly need a cup of tea
@KiraPlaysGuitar10 жыл бұрын
I JUST had the craving.
@Sledgehammer0039 жыл бұрын
Now i need tea. Its like 5:30 am
@rahulkemp64899 жыл бұрын
tyler pat bateman durden i luv u
@TellEmRye9 жыл бұрын
A cuppa & listening to these three is my day off work early afternoon ritual
@tylerpatbatemandurden57779 жыл бұрын
Rahul Kemp love you too x
@chrisdehningdehning85308 жыл бұрын
cant sleep without listening to these guys
@Metrallata8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Dehning Dehning tbh when youre unconscious is the best time to listen to karl ricky and steve
@tamzenkarma4 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Lovely Men ♥️💗💓❣️💋🕯️
@dudessjoddie4 жыл бұрын
Me either :) have done for years!
@8balljunkie4 жыл бұрын
@@Metrallata pp
@MrScott2403033 жыл бұрын
Me too have done everynight for years
@Tom-bn6pr6 жыл бұрын
1:59:34 *Ricky gives a 30 second monologue about how the show is nothing and they have no regard for their listeners and how he feels guilty about it* Karl: "So anyway there was this parrot"
@robhoopz6 жыл бұрын
Tom 22 😂 brilliant.
@joshsykes41975 жыл бұрын
Class
@jacksimmons40215 жыл бұрын
I mean, Rick, it's unique!
@Scallion_D4 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@Deadman10002 жыл бұрын
I started listening to this as a teenager I used to be able to listen to radio from Britain all the way from America and I love them to this day. Karl's a legend
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
"Excuse me sir, you can have this back!"
@Dingalow5 жыл бұрын
I love that his stories just stop and he goes "so uh... that's it."
@Scallion_D4 жыл бұрын
What is that it Karl? Er yeah what more do you want?
@ufhoes42158 жыл бұрын
truly crazy how everyone here talks about falling asleep to these. Been doing it for about three months now and never looked at comments till now. Glad to see not alone on that lol
@KL_Stereo8 жыл бұрын
+Ufh oes (UFHOES) we are plenty
@higherlifementoring96543 жыл бұрын
It’s like a rite of passage. I started listening to these during the day but they’ve made their way to just before bed every night without fail for 2 years nearly now
@AndreasGrech3 жыл бұрын
Hitting 12+ years of listening to these guys almost on a daily basis now. And I ain't showing any signs of stopping.
@tomato82102 жыл бұрын
Here I’m November 2021. Karl is a legend
@lexluth26552 жыл бұрын
Cant believe I'm only just seeing this now, what a fucking treat.
@checkout50173 жыл бұрын
In 50 years time there will be loads of old people trying to explain this podcast to the modern generation
@tehoracleАй бұрын
I’m still listening to these ❤️
@SewerTapes4 жыл бұрын
So, I heard Ricky mention Karl's name in stand up, years ago. However, I had not heard any of Karl, Steve, and Ricky until 3 days ago. It's all I've been doing since.
@2GuitarsPlay4 жыл бұрын
Sewer Tapes you’ve got a lot of joy ahead of you. I think most of us wish we could hear it for the first time. Enjoy dude
@SewerTapes4 жыл бұрын
@@2GuitarsPlay I'm starting to get a sense of how massive this content well is. Amazing. I just found out about An Idiot Abroad today too. Cheers.
@olebogengmothelesi35344 жыл бұрын
How I wish that was me.
@ashhawk23464 жыл бұрын
Wow, lucky guy.. your first time, how precious, green with envy.
@arcadefire1234 жыл бұрын
Oh you lucky person. You have all the XFM shows, the podcasts, the Ricky Gervais show (animated version of the podcasts), an idiot abroad and Derek. Also, he's got his own sitcom called sick of it. Enjoy!
@tomservo42993 ай бұрын
That puff daddy one is crazy prophetic
@jackglossop48593 ай бұрын
What do you mean?
@SmokeymcJoint4202 ай бұрын
It isn't prophetic, everyone knew what was going on and did and said nothing.
@noisyneil9 жыл бұрын
ricky on midgets and suzanne: "not eyeing her up and down; just eyeing her up". wow, that was lightning quick. love it!
@ericr47644 жыл бұрын
The dynamic between these three is SO entertaining! I laughed out loud many times.
@joelandy49689 жыл бұрын
Never knew Ricky, Steve and Karl had such great taste in music. Kudos.
@DJEylisium4 жыл бұрын
"Its not his volt" has to be one of the best reactions to a hook catchphrase ever!
@ValkyrieDaisy959 жыл бұрын
Karl: Did that just go out? Ricky: ..what?? Karl: All that.. Ricky: *manic cackle.* xD! My god.. my sides hurt from laughing so much!
@DavidMcmenemy9 жыл бұрын
***** Agreed. One of my favourite XFM moments ever. XD ( it's at 15:37 - 17:05 if anyone wants to skip to it. )
@ValkyrieDaisy959 жыл бұрын
xD! Why thankyou kind sir.
@DavidMcmenemy9 жыл бұрын
... *Mutes post*
@MrLarryhoover4259 жыл бұрын
Aye, crackin pair there luv!
@ValkyrieDaisy959 жыл бұрын
xD Thankyou! ^_^
@vantheman12345 жыл бұрын
I’m off to bed. I’ll fall asleep listening to this. Magic
@tomrice2375Ай бұрын
Do we need these 😂😂😂😂 Every time
@jfychanАй бұрын
yes
@TarantulaRat4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm subconsciously becoming Karl because of the amount I must hear in my sleep
@guyvanburen5 жыл бұрын
Today on my flight I thought “bout to go through a bit of cloudage”... K man is really starting to rub off
@AJDHelix3 жыл бұрын
Ooh, 'ello...
@hannahcole69884 жыл бұрын
Rickys laugh is amazing! Could listen to these guys solid
@benormrod95475 жыл бұрын
Man moth is the true legend
@sam-tipton-video8 жыл бұрын
They were a bit demicky, so they weren't properly
@Cmajor1652 жыл бұрын
Never mind your beard, where have you been for 3 days?!?!
@TheSteelStallion6 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl at 15:35 gets on with his work, getting out his part while ignoring Ricky butting-in but the very moment Ricky poses the question of if he'd be a frog, ZAP! All his attention is focused on it.
@MrPaddyR5 жыл бұрын
1:12:02 Ricky almost swearing "Don’t you fucki-" and Karl trying not to laugh had me in stitches haha
@foxyrocks7778 жыл бұрын
I love when Karl laughs, I have no idea why but it makes me happy
@victorymansions7 ай бұрын
Another title for the lead plates and tomatoes could have been: 'Gettin led on, bout what yer been fed on'. 'What's tomato with you' is class 😂
@jameswindcall27768 жыл бұрын
This and questions for Karl has got me through my exam season
@jameswindcall27768 жыл бұрын
Thinking about it maybe listening to Karl isn't the best thing to listen to during your exams
@LyingSecret8 жыл бұрын
You never know, it might nab you an E in history.
@alexdiviney62255 жыл бұрын
So you've been using knowledge learnt and answers from those features to aid you right? No wonder you got an E in history!
@Higth1153 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't properly" is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I'm going to start just describing shit as being not properly.
@arthurlewis91935 жыл бұрын
If you're in Kenya don't put beans in your ear......words that have seen me through my some tricky situations.
@jeremyc95935 жыл бұрын
That advice saved my marriage.
@andreadixon6364 жыл бұрын
That's funny Arthur
@66630008 жыл бұрын
2:13:05 Karl trying to say "enough is anus" is a classic moment.
@cockoffgewgle49938 жыл бұрын
+Burial "Enough is en'anus".
@boebrown93324 жыл бұрын
imagine the things these three would have to talk about in 2020 and all the things in-between since they last sat down together.
@teapot58674 жыл бұрын
Boe King they need to do a reunion podcast
@adamsubtract814 жыл бұрын
There's no way the PC brigade would allow it these days. As Karl said - "It'll be shut down within a month"
@IFeelSoTongueTied4 жыл бұрын
Boe King Has
@glenbaker84124 жыл бұрын
Adam Subtract But didn’t Karl say as long as you say something nice, you can also say something horrible. “Chinese. Great people. Women very attractive...before they get to 30”
@TheOrlandoTrustfull5 жыл бұрын
"When was this?" "Quite a bit back"
@odw_995 жыл бұрын
Literally applicable to every one of the stories
@grahamthomas78215 жыл бұрын
We're going quite a bit back with this one
@megancooper86767 жыл бұрын
Educating Ricky has always been my favourite feature.... I'm lying in bed laughing away.
@JeffRoganFM Жыл бұрын
Different stories for different things
@jbri18 ай бұрын
I'm sure that's where, 'Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager sometimes cider. Different drinks for different... needs' came from.
@christopher198949 ай бұрын
"It's not his volt" GENIUS
@leesway4 жыл бұрын
"chewing the fat" actually stems from times when food was scarce and people would just chew the fat for as long as possible to make it seem like they were still eating...and that.
@marsf60804 жыл бұрын
@Callum Booth The mouth gesturing.
@shawnmclean79323 жыл бұрын
Nope. Eskimoes around the fire, with blubber.
@captaincaptionАй бұрын
Actually watching the video ❌ Waking up from sleep✅
@M0rboАй бұрын
@@captaincaption why do I keep having nightmares when I sleep
@captaincaptionАй бұрын
@@M0rbo me too 😰 can someone help us
@Iceyvxbesjdufiie18 күн бұрын
Happened to me too
@icarusandtherabbit8 ай бұрын
Bonfire The word is actually derived from Middle English bonefire, meaning literally "a fire of bones." The earliest appearance of the word is glossed ignis ossium-Latin for "fire of bones." And a citation from the 15th century confirms that this is not just a learned folk-etymology. Cold Shoulder Origin The origin of “cold shoulder” dates back to the 1800s when it was a literal reference to serving a cold piece of meat to a guest who was no longer welcome at a dinner party. Giving someone the cold shoulder about whatever meat they had cooked was a clear, unspoken signal that they were no longer welcome, and it was time for them to vamoose. The phrase has since evolved to take on the figurative meaning we use today. Poor Karl!
@declanlowe30758 ай бұрын
Why would you say poor Karl?
@icarusandtherabbit8 ай бұрын
@@declanlowe3075 because he is trying to educate Ricky and him and Steve are just laughing and dismissing him.
@declanlowe30758 ай бұрын
@@icarusandtherabbit ah but that's what makes Karl so good. His ability to take no notice of them. His ability to believe in what he believes. He is an extremely unique person, and has done very well for himself career wise on the back of Ricky and Steve mocking him. The fact is often he is right, his theories although not the norm get you thinking and as he always said, once people are thinking he is happy. In fairness to Ricky and Steve they are great mates with Karl and have looked after him extremely well which they have also done well out of.
@tyroon817 ай бұрын
Great mates? I don't think so!@declanlowe3075
@edmckay86477 ай бұрын
@@tyroon81they were and are great mates
@bucklybrown492310 жыл бұрын
Listened to xfm everyday since xmas hahah
@randomy51513 жыл бұрын
Ban gulls. Oh fuck i nearly pished myself laughing.😂😂😂
@busydad48582 жыл бұрын
‘Where did this happen?’ ‘Er, sort of, in Britain, and that.’
@frixosfriedman78135 жыл бұрын
educating Ricky is imo the best part of all of the podcasts
@resioil110 жыл бұрын
I love that nearly everyone of them is a saying and it's nearly always followed by "Years ago"
@atkmachinei7 жыл бұрын
Educating ricky is great. Thanks for adding some rockbusters as well.
@0ProblemTV5 жыл бұрын
"In what way, is telling me that Brian Blessed shat himself once in any way educational?"
@Scallion_D4 жыл бұрын
😂
@AJDHelix3 жыл бұрын
1:10:18
@fluffiisheepvod4 жыл бұрын
Leave Karl alone, it's not his volt
@hughdmcl9 жыл бұрын
Just watched all of monkey news, all of Karl's diary, and all 3 episodes of questions for Karl ! absolutely hilarious, some of the funniest shit I've ever watched, total laugh out loud material. Ricky you are a comedy genius. Karl you are so funny and Stephen you are . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .very tall ;) only joking bud you all crack me up
@RoyCampbell619 жыл бұрын
I really believed the crab story. Kinda disappointed it wasn't real...
@nathangordon48919 жыл бұрын
Same! :c
@luukeluketer10249 жыл бұрын
+drroxxo1 Is that u Karl ???????????
@muziekjes7818 жыл бұрын
I am listening to it now, I am not at the part where they say it's not real.. But I believed it as well haha
@TheOssumPawesome8 жыл бұрын
I managed to fall for that the first 2 or 3 times I heard the episode. Always so disappointing :(
@and3987Ай бұрын
Im having as much as fun as you guys listening to this. Best
@DannyBoy...9 жыл бұрын
"He was ung an that"
@MinaF999 жыл бұрын
Omg I literally see you on every video related to karl
@DannyBoy...9 жыл бұрын
I'm a pilkoholic.
@jimmyboy1414149 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Wagner you're a virgin
@jimmyboy1414149 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Wagner you're a virgin
@jimmyboy1414148 жыл бұрын
+Eupastranaia fenestrata it appears we have a parrot here ladies and gents
@Doublethemilk9 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard that saying, out of the frying pan and into the saucepan!" 3:04:18
@TheJayLordx9 жыл бұрын
A fish in time saves nine!
@jenanahulu9 жыл бұрын
I wish I could hear the music on these. Most of them sound like good songs.
@BigSalK6 жыл бұрын
Think there's a Spotify playlist full of the songs if you search xfm Ricky
@cjddalton7 жыл бұрын
Right...I knew you'd do this, so I'll stick somethin' on it. D'yer know bee's are deaf?
@Sheriff_GrimLaw7 жыл бұрын
Chemical Viking Oh is this the running away again? x
@15-Peter-206 жыл бұрын
BigJamook lol
@manhdungart2 жыл бұрын
I am Vietnamese. Always keep an eye on your taste. Wonderful
@busydad48582 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl just sort of organically took over this whole show over time because of Steve’s inquisitiveness into his way of thinking and (frankly) Ricky’s laziness
@bobbybowring44992 жыл бұрын
that's libellous
@Berttttt11 ай бұрын
Chimp fancies her got hairy legs chimp fancies her?
@johnnyfelcher81566 жыл бұрын
Someone make a 'Ricktuals' compilation. It would only go for 3 seconds. "It's good to have a flat head in India."
@Samboy6669 жыл бұрын
LMAO I believed the Crab story! I was amazed by it!!!
@NxDoyle9 жыл бұрын
I lost count of how many times KP said 'ages ago'.
@EKOvision Жыл бұрын
“D’you know that bees are deaf..?”
@justinpittman15824 жыл бұрын
"Different stories for different things." Gnight mates
@quinnparker61115 жыл бұрын
The tomato story is about pewter plates, which contained lead 😂
@cerealfamine19 жыл бұрын
"And a crab went, i know what it is, its a 5 of spades!" hahahaha
@leerendle82159 жыл бұрын
This hasnt gotten old yet 5 years just goin through all series and guide to's god im sad
@theterrywillett9 жыл бұрын
Lee Rendle same, been listening for about 2 years every day at work lol
@aussieoutlaw179 жыл бұрын
+tez I listen to all the podcasts and guide to's on my iphone at work, and always burst out laughing or crack a huge smile, and often wonder if people think I'm mental. Do you?
@theterrywillett9 жыл бұрын
me too mate, haha yea iv had to tell people what im listening too otherwise they think im going mad lol
@zonenuke4 ай бұрын
'Alien gives man a beard' gets me everytime 😂
@ianinkster22614 ай бұрын
I love the weary, summary way he says "...and it got closer and closer and it was a UFO"
@zonenuke4 ай бұрын
@@ianinkster2261 haha
@cerealfamine12 ай бұрын
Where have you been for 3 days?!?
@zonenuke2 ай бұрын
@@cerealfamine1 Never mind the beard where have you been for 3 days!
@EKOvision Жыл бұрын
“Karl, if You’re bored”😂
@babyshambler2 жыл бұрын
Why has this got nearly a thousand thumbs down?? It's MDMA in audio form.
@zepp90al2 жыл бұрын
I know right! Keep noticing loads of dislikes on these videos but no negative comments. Dislike bots maybe? 🤔
@barrykeane53802 жыл бұрын
Non Atheists
@TheKitchenerLeslie2 жыл бұрын
@@barrykeane5380 HAH!?
@lainsheehan76382 жыл бұрын
.
@Exroth10 жыл бұрын
"Did that just go out?" I pissed myself laughing hahah, he's right, this isn't normal radio
@sahrazad82132 жыл бұрын
im convinced karl is a comic genius
@juliaphillips94362 жыл бұрын
Yes and v underrated
@jbri18 ай бұрын
Everyone watching this thinks exactly the same, it's not a secret
@GooglyEyedJoe7 жыл бұрын
16:22 - "The frog thing, do I look like one or...?" xD
@CARLIN47375 жыл бұрын
Ricky laughing. Just floors me. Where have you been for 3 days? Pause! Ricky just cracks up. Me follows 0.01 seconds later.😉
@GoOnLaurie8 жыл бұрын
2:13:00 Enough is anus Say that again.. enough is enuuh eh anus.. Well...
@12murpho7 жыл бұрын
ℓαυяιєOG the
@LifeOfRy8 ай бұрын
58:10 probably my favourite listener interaction.
@Michael-ly3kr8 ай бұрын
"If i'm a moron i might get ye address wrong" Karl fires right back there 🤣
@LifeOfRy8 ай бұрын
@@Michael-ly3kr hahaha yes you can hear him trying to interject with “right, well…” cos he’s had to think of a retort quickly 58:22 😂
@s33409852 жыл бұрын
I am "kermitted" to listening thtough the whole thing :D
@Gs-zs7bb2 жыл бұрын
Heard him say that as i read ur comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LifeOfRy6 ай бұрын
1:28:51 the inaudible muttering noise after being prodded on the statement "it went long" is music to my ears. Press him on his nonsense and press the temples of his perfectly round head.
@Crunch_Buttsteak3 жыл бұрын
32:00 little gem always make me chuckle
@invisiblecollege8939 ай бұрын
Feeling down. KZbin Karl. Start smiling
@AtnaRecords15 жыл бұрын
1:18:32 The way he says "Hypotenuse" kills me everytime