JAKE PAUL vs FAZE BANKS

[@Pyrocynical]

I love hentai

[@timh5413]

Pyrocynical same

[@caydenmckillip9522]

saaaaaeeem

[@hulucthulu8577]

Pyrocynical so do i

[@ryrkra8096]

Fuck off

[@comedicusername1528]

Pyrocynical i do too

[@bobjill1584]

only pyro would know that makeup has gloss

[@MStaynor]

Must be from his experience as Pyrozella

[@koshiraru]

bob jill yes he likes hentai

[@invexciumgames3717]

Or you know, anyone attentive lol

[@biorno3204]

Yup

[@mortsartstudio9403]

He has *experience* lmao

[@ssj3brolyoffical675]

Durv gets deleted, cash me outside girl losing fame, jake losing subs. God is back.

[@starlight5973]

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch He never left. He was just waiting for us to want Him back.

[@thefortisian1124]

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch God Joined the group "EARTH"

[@daniellaw6294]

he's gaining again

[@bobbybutworse8372]

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch hallelujah!!

[@boddah]

tiny breakfast burrito with some overwatch no, we are winning

[@zanxus1]

bruh no joke i didnt know jake paul actually had genuinely dedicated fans i thought all his views were people disliking it lol

[@milan6782]

so u have chosen death by defending jake paul ?

[@dixiecrat97]

@@milan6782 Read the comment again. He wasn't defending jake.

[@jackbogue3906]

Pyro is literally the best in situations like this. He's so sarcastic but clear and definitive. That's why I'm subscribed.

[@InevitableTruth247]

Agreed

[@amelialock7]

rick walter why

[@icegamingv2840]

Jack Bogue check out a KZbinr called kavos he's good at stuff like this too

[@psychicsaiko9099]

Jack Bogue yep

[@PseudoRhythm]

yeap

[@chickenpermission7309]

*"England is my city"* *"We would never lie to our fans"* *Nick Crompton, everyone.*

[@kingclampz6081]

Chicken Permission Lmfaooooooo

[@AEPPLE_MUSIC]

Dab

[@NightfallShift]

There is no war in ba sing se

[@toasse8163]

Subtitles jake Paul was called “satan” I love the internet

[@kroh7742]

Yes .. That is quite accurate

[@Duck-vy2ex]

#Perfecttwin

[@sammym2511]

Who changed the captions so Jake Paul was replaced with Satan? I applaud you.

[@ЙЇффА]

Its back it now says satan

[@czechmix221]

Nice

[@woofyou1186]

Still there yay

[@jaydenprado8556]

@Horrible Content You are a child

[@maringalic4560]

Actually, I think it's an insult to Satan to compare Jake Paul to him.

[@imcasual5200]

"We would never lie to our fans" Nick Crompton, 2017

[@raziffraz2071]

Red Leader England is my city bruh

[@shmuby4368]

Red Leader he lied about England, only just found it is not a city

[@chip-lol]

"England is my city" Nick Crompton

[@fenneleon]

that car guy bruh dab on the haters dab bruh nayn cat harambe 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

[@ACE360x]

Red Leader 'wood never fans' Dick nonceson, 2KX7

[@SamTheUndying]

Anyone else can't stop looking at the lights in pyros glasses?

[@rquiiroz]

Samurai Sans me either😂

[@lazycunt3043]

Samurai Sans fat

[@chickenboirblx6185]

Samurai Sans that's not light, those are his eyes that have been turbo powered by the youtube cancer

[@themessiah8365]

Samurai Sans anime eyes be like

[@hybridged]

Can everyone actually shut the fuck about his glasses

[@MEGATHEBOY]

Not all superheroes wear capes some wear giant purple hats

[@demotrix5876]

9:09: The amount of brain cells lost in that moment is not recoverable.

[@sk8terzane818]

Demotrix dAb On tHoSE FuCkinG HaTeRs

[@FalconHere]

I unironically felt my brain hurts at that moment

[@piccoloatburgerking]

I hope they all grow up to cringe at that moment in their lives lol. It's kinda bewildering how much stupid shit kids do, thankfully most grow out of it.

[@lucass5980]

Little Girl: You gotta just dab on them haters *has a severe immediate allergic reaction and bursts into flames*

[@crasher6404]

Good.

[@carterstong5124]

Boi finna yeet, amirite😂😂🤣👌👌👌

[@shakur4648]

It's called eczema

[@Snafesskeetit]

Finally a man of culture

[@Kalina47]

Lucas Stritt I love how I thought of General Grevious’ death when I read that.

[@giornogiovanna3932]

Pyro: “Jake Paul made an apology video” Subtitles: “Satan made an apology video”

[@wildanramadhan7814]

Same name

[@achithefemboy]

Imo Satan is forgivable

[@ThatAdagio]

Satan actually has a purpose in hell, while Jake Paul has none

[@radioactivenico1987]

I thought this was a joke but no, its real, and likely 100% intentional

[@YAAH-E]

What if Vine Never closed down? This Shit would have Never Happend

[@comedypolicehandsup5141]

Nah, it would be with the "I'm in me mum's car" kid

[@jasperishereyoo]

Wait what ? what's going with the " *vine* as you said " stuff ?? Explain please I... I don't understand

[@xxbluelegendxx1234]

if vine made it so that it could be longer then 5 seconds then it would already be better then youtube

[@superdude4178]

This is all Twitter's fault

[@voltagetortoiz3137]

All vines fault

[@bossboy5919]

i cringed so hard when that girl was like"dAb On ThEm HaTeRs" i literally want to die now

[@gorf__]

The mum: dab on them haters? Girls:DaB oN tHeM hAtErS The mum: yea ? Ok

[@aguythathere6529]

Same

[@WillekLeric]

Same

[@layeredpython914]

I picked up my nerf gun and shot myself in the head at that point

[@theultimateinksack5825]

*game end

[@prosack2585]

A man was murdered and the weapon found at the scene was a dab.

[@lukepedersen1321]

MY GOSH THAT SOUNDS BRUTAL

[@saltygarbage1878]

You can't kill with a corpse.

[@Hauntera]

For me it looks like the reflection of the light in Pyro's glasses are big pupils.... It's freaking me out now

[@-whatthefuckdidyoujustfuck3405]

Blizzrobe pyrocynical has sugoi eyes or anime eyes

[@CreepDudeMaster]

Blizzrobe I was looking at it throughout the whole video

[@WILLROCA973]

tinnacleTM Fucking weeb.

[@Jimmeh_]

Blizzrobe They kinda look like cartoon ish eyes yeah.

[@nicholasbocek2643]

Blizzrobe that's what I was thinking lol I didn't steal your comment btw sorry about that

[@sadsie8340]

That group of twelvies at 8:32 literally gave me cancer

[@carlitohona7597]

INAUDIBLE CHILDREN MURMUR

[@deliriumredbonnie7188]

vEthal027 gaming my kid receptors turned off aka a turn off because that's not how kids should act

[@john-dd6gp]

did anyone else see one of the twins from the sweet life of zack and cody at 8:32

[@kindlejam3813]

Im 13 and i hate jake paul and logan paul (thank god that i found commentators before jake and logan paul)

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

L I T E R A L L Y

[@beanjamino]

Those kids screaming and saying “dab on those haters” made my ears brake and bleed.

[@iannlolz]

Herbs and Spices the one that said "We should all just dab on them haters."i really wanted to call her obese

[@dogwithabeard2612]

That sucks man, how hard did you brake? Did someone hit your ears from behind? Be careful on the road!

[@amirkhazan3754]

DOGWITHABEARD 26 we found a 9 year old

[@spoderman7455]

I'm bleeding right now Help

[@bruv7286]

I just heard pure cancer m8

[@mineturtleanimations2988]

9:20 Oh the cringe

[@Rock-7005]

Oh yes sir

[@henri131]

It like hurts me in the most painfull way to have ever existed

[@kayceegonzalez5808]

the one and only golden frying pan how old do you think they are ? I'm 12 and I find Jake Paul just immature and rude

[@Bob-pz8ug]

I think I am gonna throw up.

[@who_is_Isaac]

God now I understand school shooters fucking hell

[@moofyhoof5760]

Am I the only one who thinks that the Hollywood Fix reporter was actually quite polite? Yeah, he followed her, but only for a super short way, and really was quite kind... Most reporters are nowhere near that courteous. Just something I picked up on, don't know about anyone else, though

[@CapitalismIsCancer]

Yeah, the guy was acting quite professionally when asking questions from her.

[@Kiammyfy]

Mate, this actually got me thinking These paulers doing illegal shit completely stupid framing, faking all that shitty content destroying their neighbours daily lives, ending someone's career, everything Where are their parents? Do they just not care? I don't get it.

[@oldspicebodyspray2648]

no the parents are the kind that let their 8 tar old play gta

[@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88]

They're ashamed of what they created

[@GooeyDoggy]

Welcome to 2017!!!

[@Kiammyfy]

Yea, I've been wondering that too

[@qwerty-om4np]

But mate, when their child starts making more money then them THEY WONT FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mysticwizard101]

The reflection off his glasses of his ring light looks like eyes

[@drdow9680]

SO IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THAT

[@mysticwizard101]

incognito nope

[@peterfile3889]

same i think too

[@nox7126]

Finally

[@sorbywhite5091]

It's kinda..... CALMING

[@AAaa-qs7ev]

Pyrocynical - Content Police dog

[@chickenboirblx6185]

Humern iDubbz lost his dog

[@AAaa-qs7ev]

ok

[@brobot500]

Nice.

[@tempjohn3510]

I don't get it why did idubbz not do it? U know he's gonna lose his fame for those content cop

[@jojovibe1562]

Nah Humern he's the police fox

[@DrXaiver]

Those kids should literally be diagnosed with a tumor in their brain cause my god that is the worst thing ever

[@bigrenji3968]

Monstrous Gaming X damn true

[@jojolynx_1253]

Says the guy with a anime profile picture😂 jk i have kakashi one

[@pozlock1997]

Leafy

[@cravenmarigold7750]

Mr. Moustache My generation has hit a new low

[@jazzydrawz3792]

I have autism and not even I am as stupid as these actual twats. If a autistic child is smarter then your fully functioning normal child, what are you doing?

[@nickaalex]

9:11 - 9:20 This makes me wish I was no longer alive on this planet.

[@souakadpadkid6685]

Yeah 9/11 was really bad.

[@lcb8333]

@@souakadpadkid6685 yeah man my favorite game came out on 9/11 great day for humanity

[@joerogan5184]

I've never heard of Jake Paul and Logan Paul because i'm above the age of 13.

[@hxlh4]

a person with no friends you have been blessed.

[@Freeeeeeeedooooooooom]

a person with no friends can i be your first friend

[@Jonas______]

a person with no friends ur lucky cuz I’m 12

[@No-tt1tz]

Christ has been resurrected?

[@saltganker]

@@No-tt1tz heck yeah

[@Nickjam2215]

*OH HI MARK*

[@user-mh1jz4yp7e]

I did not hit her

[@skiddyboi896]

I did naht!

[@Prognosis95]

Just as I read that I heard it to 😂😂

[@luke6049]

Nicholas B I just commented that lol

[@f0cke_wulf764]

O H H I M A R K

[@Water47]

PYRO WE MISS YOU

[@Fleefilmss]

Kenaloverod09 ikr

[@averagegamer5009]

nagga no we dont

[@freshmilkin]

The parents that bring their kids to Jake Paul's house are just the worst.

[@benadrylsnickersbar2676]

They probably just wanted to keep their kids busy while they're having se... NEVERMIND =D

[@legobattledroid7979]

JustSomeRandomRiceFarmerHarvestingRiceForMyFamily. What the fuck are you doing on the internet and go back to the farms. If you don't your family will starve.

[@marcyvampyqueen]

Bad Jar lol

[@rhyojdee6119]

bad parenting at its finest

[@clairebrown4084]

I assume a lot of them are getting there by themselves, as they live in the dense city of L.A. (L . A . I S M Y C I T Y). Not even west coast parents are that normie.

[@rickmagliocco4624]

“I mean I think you should just Dab on them haters man.” Greatest and most powerful quote of all time.

[@tableswithoutchairs1168]

if that's not sarcastic you have a big problem

[@AnTi90d]

I love hearing Pyro say, "YouChewber."

[@teovinokur9362]

youchuba*

[@senitoni]

AnTi90d lol I say it like that too 😂

[@hairydino4568]

sfangel yewchewbuh

[@foolmetalfooly7897]

YouJewber

[@thepinkastronaut3990]

AnTi90d, as same as i like looking at his ears

[@nomyguy1429]

When those little girls said "Dab on those haters" I unironically sighed

[@zioplys]

No My Guy i rarely cringe since its so fucking overused but i genuinly did then

[@JOHN-wm2on]

I call wrong generation...

[@willkelly9726]

No My Guy and then you saw this small nerdy kid with a team ten shirt and u just wanna die

[@griffithgaming821]

No My Guy We share the same feelings, here take this pistol and end my suffering, hell's even better than this place

[@nomyguy1429]

+1 savage sword

[@coolkcroyale]

10:08 if someone was assaulted, I understand why they wouldn’t want to talk about it, especially on camera. It could be a very private situation that just makes you uncomfortable, especially if you don’t like being in front of a camera. But she already talked about the topic on camera and is definitely not camera shy. (I’m saying camera a lot oh wow) And the way she just ignores the interviewer is pretty suspicious.

[@doowed7737]

Just wondering Did anyone accidentally click on this in 2019 thinking it’s a new video but only realise at the end it’s 2 yrs old?

[@chuuluvr778]

YEP, dunno why, lol

[@notthebees5646]

Yep

[@dumbosaurus4656]

Yep

[@taliatank891]

Doowed bruh How did u know 😂

[@lockokentucko]

Doowed yep

[@Gabrielbarsch]

i love when pyro makes kermit the frog's voice

[@reverzive4166]

*HATE ON THEM DABBERS*

[@dontgettoojuicy3525]

ok

[@bleachboy7757]

Revertive dab was suppose to be not cringey until some 11 year old white girls ruined it

[@allvideo1]

Reverzive *BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THE DABBERS HATE BACK*

[@BASEDHITLORLOVER14n88]

INFINITE LOOP OF HATE

[@Nicxon_02]

#whatifthehatersdabback

[@dewae1158]

"lets all just dab on these haters" actual translation "lets all create spores from our bodies and generate ebola in the area"

[@tylermays1552]

dewae115 no no no u got point

[@bryanmerelles2338]

9:18 those kids where dropped when they were born and turned into actual cancer

[@kawaiilemon3710]

I threw up in my mouth when the kids started dabbing

[@latinocreamking02]

God has left us

[@yoshidavis3022]

mikemath 37 literally?

[@captaincoconut3031]

My brain rotted when it happened

[@stevenhoward1259]

i had a brief 2 seconds were i litterally got the worst cancer possible and then it was gone when pyro came on the screen i never want to experience that again

[@handsomemadmario]

mikemath 37 EXACTLY 100th like

[@AestheticCapybara]

Jake Paul is replaced by Satan in the subtitles.

[@michiel4111]

Pr0p4n8 lmao

[@phishyguy4599]

N o I c E

[@skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983]

replaced?

[@jalenxavier2072]

Replaced more like renamed

[@deliriumredbonnie7188]

Pr0p4n8 who is actually suprised

[@Simon_Trier]

Your most viewed video on your channel is MLG Tellytubbies. This is amazing

[@Julia-gy6vz]

I ruined the 200 likes

[@Braaaap.]

Simon Trier 😂

[@Stickguy59]

Jake's glasses make him look like an early design for Fat Man Cry 5's Joseph Seed.

[@familyaccount3395]

Fat Man Cry 5 leaks

[@BrianGivensYtube]

I stubbed my toe on my chair last night. Should I sue for assault and defamation? Class action? Supreme court? Guys pls help. Start a kickstarter for my legal fees.

[@Salim-RS]

BGaming Videos DDOS it.

[@Gandingas]

swat it

[@ratzzz9343]

Start KZbin drama with it, that'll show em

[@thishasbeenabandoned8039]

Make A KZbin Video about Thing That Stubbed Your toe

[@fredrickwilliams9644]

BGaming Videos Sue the company

[@guitargamer6141]

I cringed so hard when the girls came in and said " dab on the haters " Edit: thanks for 500 likes my dudes

[@canceroustumor749]

Karl F Same here. I just want anyone associated with Jake Paul to decompose slowly in hell.

[@melfer95]

Karl F Those children must be euthanized

[@canceroustumor749]

Mr.Nils [SWE] Everytime I see a Jake Pauler, I punch the LIVING SHIT out of their face.

[@monochrome8948]

Karl F When I am cringing on this part 9:10, I feel like crying with blood.

[@monochrome8948]

Cancerous Tumor please do. I am sick and tired of it.

[@Oscar-pk5rm]

Good cop Bad cop Fake cop

[@ew7167]

Tree I CAN'T WAIT

[@mcprol2467]

Tree Nazi cops.

[@brandon9172]

Alejandro Jr Mendoza You ruined it.

[@SSelkie3]

Astoris commie cops

[@MCPZ901]

Tree content cop is probably never coming, if you watched a recent unboxing, idubbz made fun of those asking for it

[@TheColorfulPuppehKat]

9:10 everyday we stray further from god Also the neighbor was too nice

[@R34P3RGames]

I think the most crucial part is that in Logans video they take a blank piece of paper and claim it's the Police report and they don't show it, throw it away, and when the camera guy pans to the "police report" Logan yells at him to focus the camera on them... that's the most shadiest shit out of this whole situation...

[@lazylapraspo]

I know you wrote this half a decade ago but… I see Most Crucial and I think Moist Critical

[@MilaKanev]

1st. Jake Paul face look like his IQ goes down with each new vlog 2nd. Where can I get "10:00 revenue" t-shirt and purple hat?

[@jimmothypakistan5223]

the T-shirt icon on his chanel front page

[@MilaKanev]

a n d r e w thank you ^_^

[@shootbob79ps42]

Mila Kanev type like IQ go down wit ech neiw cawmeent.

[@fazevoldemort9774]

Mila Kanev no no no you are totally wrong about the first one you said since think with me for just a second that how is he gaining so much subs and views every day that is smart he is pretending to be dumb but he is not what you think he is and I'm not saying this bcuz I'm a jake Pauler or something like that it is to make you realize that he is manipulating KZbin through these tactics with his brother or it's just that his viewers are looking little children who don't have anything to do

[@byrgenwerthh]

check the description, its the fanfiber link

[@Parkourist]

I'm not fucking kidding, I have a friend that likes Jake Paul and Logan Paul, and thinks he's cool for that... He legit said to one of the teachers saying "See you tomorrow!" And proceeded to say "because it's everyday bro!"

[@cian2168]

You need new friends.

[@TheWarback1]

You need new friends.

[@wethands6417]

You need new friends.

[@ovi5986]

You need new friends.

[@InevitableTruth247]

You need new friends

[@munkey3961]

9:08 my face has palmed beyond this dimension

[@thiswasamistake7799]

Banks was vigorously dabbing on the haters and hit Meg while doing that. That is what happened. I was there. I was the glass that Banks drank from.

[@jacobelsenbrook1121]

And the rare hotdog he ate

[@thiswasamistake7799]

Jacob Elsenbrook yep

[@fan855]

9:18 unironically dabbing is the worst dabbing

[@sinistryder735]

When can KZbin be free of cancer? when can i have a good list of recommendations? Please, tell me when KZbin is safe. Please.

[@TheKidiMen]

Sinistryder S youtube is dead

[@georggrech5924]

This comment actually makes me sad, because I really want a KZbin without drama, lying and deceit where everyone can just create content and make their fans happy. I want a happy, hard-working KZbin not this cancerous mess. Sadly it seems that KZbin will sooner die off than it ever getting fixed.

[@reesepuff6351]

Then pyro would be dead

[@bigfootistherealandhetried8077]

Reese PUFF No, not dead. His mission will be complete.

[@intheaim8588]

Sinistryder S never

[@oma7579]

The reflection on his glasses looks like he has glowing eyes inside a void

[@gorf__]

Waw i cant belive i found somone that watches dani AND jacksepticeye

[@oscar18034]

Uuuhhhh pyro what happened to your rabbit?

[@awesometv8227]

he ate it for brunch, like the fat man he is

[@aybusiness19]

Nexus the nigga ded

[@Arthur-ex4yj]

Nexus nothing, just cause he's not showing him doesn't mean something is happened to him

[@juliahasautism250]

TheOddBallGod No, Pyro is the little horny lesbian he is. He has done some things to that rabbit.

[@speems9930]

his and my rabbit 1v1ned like in cod and my rabbit ate his

[@Cesspit5707]

Rest in memes, Pyro, may you rest with the impact you had on youtube. Press F to pay respects. 1 like, one MLG parody video

[@Undecided_Username]

F

[@ralphiemcdingus2075]

F

[@Deresta2002]

Jack the furry lad F

[@actualtomato3270]

F

[@latinocreamking02]

F

[@benmortimer4783]

9:07 I actually got upset when that girl said that, it genuinely hurt me.

[@UrLocalGoober]

Ben Mortimer I feel your pain

[@CallMeVidd]

I love how when Logan talks about how Jake would never do any of that, his face is just him thinking “wait…. i did do that”

[@fancylad8112]

9:11 what if the haters dab back #jacksfilms

[@dtphenom]

XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF Cancer to all involved

[@fardstudio5771]

XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF *DAB BACK*

[@Vuskenicht]

XxxnoscopexxX Savage AF #DIMMIDAB on them haters

[@HappyRussian]

You hecking shoot them

[@cosmiko._]

You get blocked by Jake paul

[@djstankboi5684]

9:20 i have never been more ashamed to be 14

[@whomstyousay4276]

Mr Po Po why won't you just show them the pecking order

[@lazycunt3043]

Mr Po Po sadly same

[@SystemOrigin01]

Mr Po Po - yeah I feel the same but to be honest they don’t act fucking mature at all.

[@djstankboi5684]

hell fire they wont be able to climb back up

[@KayokoSudou]

Mr Po Po I wouldn't have been more ashamed to be human or alive at this point

[@AcridMoon]

KZbin rewind is gonna be great this year

[@ratzzz9343]

Oh fuck.

[@mikeaft3585]

now i want to die even more

[@SilentSub]

Its just going yo be tv hosts... again

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

SilentSubscriber I'd rather have that

[@itsraw7636]

I dont even imagine how will it be, seriously

[@ethanidc5291]

Jake: I’ve never hurt someone Me: watching vid with elisa violet Hmmmm

[@dapyofficial]

Can I just point out that one of those girls had a $1100 Sony mirrorless camera, a $100 Rode shotgun mic, and an $800 iPhone?

[@rhyojdee6119]

spoiled brats

[@Ch4pp13]

Probably doesn't even use the camera and watch and fiddles with her Iphone 7 trying to get it charged. But hey, they're the average Fake Aweful viewers.

[@ddsdwedqwed362]

dapy Relatable

[@whoami5960]

Spoiled kids.

[@rishon7236]

I mean, it's not hard to reach out and grab all their high priced tech, they can't do anything. Just little cocky cunts.

[@zedracon]

Somebody ring the dinkster

[@ftbreeze]

**sits here waiting for pyros next upload**

[@soldierboy7789]

Cringey Name *OH HEY MARK!!!*

[@itsmegreg9872]

His voice sounded like dantdm's low pitch voice 9:30

[@elise6895]

the bruise is makeup, it's so fucking easy to tell xoxo, a fellow makeup artist lmao

[@sekkusupisutoruzu]

pixeltearz I have a friend that does makeup and just from being around her I can tell.

[@whateveritsjustkay725]

pixeltearz I took one first aid class at age 12 and I know that bruises don't sparkle.

[@madmonmon]

I'm not even a makeup artist but I've made enough fake Halloween bruises to tell that that her 'bruise' is straight up eye shadow.

[@KayokoSudou]

HavocFries&HerApocalypse Actually people that have even a slight bit of common sense will know that scars don't sparkle

[@pyrocynicalsguardian.8127]

It was nick crompton.

[@vadci.]

Pyrocynicals Guardian. I seen you on another youtubers comment section lol

[@pyrocynicalsguardian.8127]

Jordan Serrano lmao was it DanTDM. LOLOL. I have no life.

[@teovinokur9362]

EnglandIsMyCity Man*

[@moomoomookoko3012]

Your name lmao tag me 😂😂😂💯👌🅱️🅱️🅱️

[@n11ck]

His collar stays poppin'.

[@NorDank]

Pyrocynical=The New Better DramaAlert?

[@rilem1510]

Now with less self deprivation and cancer jokes!

[@Jak2bossbf3]

*more

[@zan1971]

That montage of Jake Paul slip ups while he's claiming he never does such stuff was absolutely amazing! Where was that soundtrack from, it's familiar but I don't remember where it's from.

[@Twistedblade-u1r]

You got some nice eyes

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Thanks, mate

[@cosmicbrownies5824]

I'd love to have glowing circles and PC monitors as eyes.

[@carstacks71]

Navy Light the fuck?

[@drifter4534]

when every comment is about hentai or dabbin on haters good day to die

[@cinnamoncat8950]

I like hentai

[@Rin-sj8ii]

SmashMan Six i love gay hentai, and i fapped to it. Dab on em haters.

[@zr02fromcsm]

Which is better : tentacles or futas?

[@gagestephenson61]

NOT A KAWAII ANIME GIRL femboys

[@lazycunt3043]

fat

[@ketchumuu]

9:15 THAT KID WEARING THE TEAM 10 HOODIE NEEDS..I mean *needs* to be a meme right now.We need new memes.

[@lydiarupert4709]

i don't know if it's a girl or a boy

[@bensjamin1393]

What're you talking about? The Hotdog man is a perfect meme. We don't need new ones yet.

[@axeldummejakov5605]

Franzeska Agnes Jake Paulers can't be cute.

[@nashitarahim2090]

bensjamin 13 That meme is dead

[@jamesgibbons199]

hes a deformed little transgender. hes reached all the requirements for his meme job listing

[@realsansundertale6565]

The only reason why I would’ve made this video is because Jake Paul said “there is a lot of cameras in that club” when he should’ve said “there ARE a lot of cameras in that club”.

[@thatlazymaki9863]

I love it how the word JakePaul was replaced with Satan in the subtitles lmao.

[@assvacuum]

That Lazy Maki that's fuking funny

[@affinitive3658]

Pyrocynical upload schedule has hit a new low

[@bradsmith4820]

Lol

[@unironicirony6153]

lel

[@landonwalker665]

For something to hit a new low, it must be good at first

[@tomakacap8405]

PYRO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ISIS!!!!!

[@latinocreamking02]

LEGO TOM Na u trippin. Pyro has cancer and is dying soon

[@mii1211]

Quick! If you don't support his patreon account the prince of Nigeria won't be able to save him.

[@loganweeks3075]

LEGO TOM actually tho whats going on

[@alankeane3305]

Logan Weeks check his Twitter. His video has a 20 hour render time.

[@boenix4890]

f

[@nimako_7091]

I love the bit with the king of the mountain it’s perfect for the situation

[@iboiscousinreptilianboi5507]

Let me tell you a story. June 6th 2017: Leafyishere sat on a couch next to NFKRZ and Pyrocynical. Leafy looked at his laptop. He saw a new music video titled "It's everyday bro" by Jake Paul. He looked at the thumbnail. He already new it was going to be a bad video. "Sorry guys, but I need to make a video on this." Said Leafy. "Aww. But we were watching top 10 anime betrayals." Said Pyro. Leafy just walked into his room. Pyrocynical and NFKRZ decided to go home. August 21st 2017: Faze Banks sat with the rest of cloutgang (I think it's called that. Correct me if i am wrong.) He got fed up with Jake Paul's childish behavior. He was looking at his laptop. He read the comments of the DramaAlert interview with him in it. He read the comments on the video. He would no longer tolerate with Jake Paul's lies. So he grabbed his MLG 420 blaze it sniper. And drove to the KZbinr lounge. Banks walked into the lounge. He saw team 10 on a couch. He went up to Jake Paul. Jake Paul got up. He ran towards the England is my city switch. He switched it. Then Jake paul turned into the England is my city guy. But 100× fatter. And 100× taller. Jake Paul, or then Jake Crompton. Ripped off the roof. He had a nuclear bombing spaceship. The spaceship dropped bombs everywhere. The pastor of LA god church ran out. "Jake Paul. God would not like this act." Jake Crompton picked up the pastor and ate him. August 21st 2020: Things ran horribly. The world was bombed. Kanye West was President. And Pyrocynical stopped making videos. Faze Banks sat on a building. He looked at what the world became. Faze Banks's wife Alissa Violet was badly wounded Team 10. Jake Crompton kidnapped her once. And tortured her. (I am joking around. I am doing this because I don't like Jake Paul. And I am not saying this because he actually tortured her before. He didn't. But he could find her in real life and hurt her like he did once before.) Faze Banks wanted to kill Jake Crompton. And he wanted to help his wife. It was his destiny. August 21st 2025: "I am going to kill you!" Yelled RiceGum. Who dressed in karate uniform. He could also shoot electricity balls out of his hands. He just saw Jake Crompton swallow his wife Sommer Ray (It's a joke. Calm down.) Faze Banks had his sniper pointed at Jake Crompton's head. He sniped Jake Crompton in the head and he fell backwards. Then RiceGum kicked a giant hole in Jake Crompton's stomach. And Sommer came out. Luckily, she didn't digest. But right when she came out. Jake Crompton sat up. He took a building, he tried to grab Alissa, but a giant glow came all around him. "You shall not kill these innocent people. But I shall kill you." Said a voice. Everyone looked. They saw Pyrocynical with a gravity gun. "You can't kill me!" Yelled Jake Crompton. Then Pyrocynical picked Jake Crompton up with the gravity gun. And swung him with the gun. Jake Crompton got swung to space, and Jake Crompton's hands and head exploded. And he died. Then the world was safe again. The end. Edit: Please don't be offended by this. It was just a joke. And if you hate Jake Paul as much as I do. Like this comment. Edit: Woah. Thanks for the likes. Edit: I might make a part two. Or a part three to the durv one in the replies.

[@Random-bj3gf]

5/10

[@herbbirb3766]

Top ten most badass anime characters.

[@iboiscousinreptilianboi5507]

Herbaceous XD

[@shiny5053]

dat boi's cousin Reptilian boi better love story than twilight

[@skyhighlp1]

dat boi's cousin Reptilian boi I just wasted 5 minutes

[@yourboicorsant4427]

Team 10 makes me ashamed of being white

[@No_Sleepee]

And Normies ask why certain people have "Lost faith in humanity" and "hate society as a whole"

[@yiopanda6014]

team 10 makes me be ashamed of being a human.

[@mrclean8798]

Your boi corsant me to

[@renegadereshiramus3762]

Team 10 is the problem. The atomic bomb is the solution.

[@superiorcheese2012]

Yep i want to die and my friends name is Jake Paul

[@ethanfoz3028]

I was not ready for the cringe at 9:10

[@amsyar6968]

Russian Normie save me

[@benadrylsnickersbar2676]

Oooh yeah.. they just reminded me of how no matter what you do in your life we will all be dead in the end of times, only for another universe to be born and then continue the sadness and suffering of life .=D

[@ieattoddlers1368]

Russian Normie Too much little kids showing skin

[@rollin9630]

Russian Normie ikr

[@Jaxanator25]

Jake Paul's house needs to have a dodge charger do some clearing of the lawn to rid the cancer

[@stupidhead6560]

9:10 - You don’t understand how bad I cringed.

[@mrnick8171]

These fetuses

[@niggussimmals9649]

since when are sperms allowed to have an iPhone with youtube downloaded? (Edit:I accidently @'d MrMrpootis)

[@impatientguy]

he kind of locked his arm around me

[@friskytoken7802]

weed you can't even get neck bruises

[@once9050]

FriskyToken 360 you can but not from chokeholds like Jake assistant said Banks did to her.

[@0scarWalsh]

weed Nah, I feel like it was more extreme.

[@vaxom3214]

weed oh god I'm having severe flashbacks *cough* tana mongaloid *cough* *cough*

[@belinskiparadox7687]

spideyjiri say n word saaaaay n word like hard r n word

[@brotherchris5779]

At 9:20 god has left us

[@hanadm2838]

I'm disappointed to even be a kid.

[@kadi9727]

tom tom 3rd

[@wt1664]

NINJAXD619 God left far far far before

[@kentronamix3288]

tom tom me too

[@reaperthekilljy6060]

I'm disappointed to be 12

[@callumleask1053]

Oh hey apparently "Jake" is pronounced Satan, the closed captions teach you something new every day

[@theowainwright7406]

Those captions are fucking hilarious

[@mindfield2611]

me: that hurts my brain logang: dab on the haters

[@banyuakhtar3272]

logang and team 10 hurts my brain

[@SilentHill4TheRoom]

I have a theory: Pyro is balding, and he's wearing hats to cover up his baldy lesbian patch.

[@kerresft8745]

Perfect

[@Remembergoogleplus]

Pyro revealed

[@thatguywithwings3792]

PYRO HAS CANCER!?

[@chase8304]

OF COURSE! YOUR'RE A GENIUS

[@MojoSax05]

The Most Disappointing Disappointment that's just a theory

[@teepee69420]

Fun fact #257: This is Pyrocynical's 420th Jake Paul video.

[@majorjack3972]

PYRO WHERE ARE YOOOUUU

[@doc9923]

in the video

[@SpiffingPepe]

i watch "its everyday bro-oh-oooo" from pyro like 10 times

[@elipng]

Pyrocynical? more like 'LEEETS GET RIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWSSSSSS" Pyrocynical? more like Detective Albino

[@si6ck]

Hotel? more like trivago

[@sircancerlot8571]

Dr. MEME! ...

[@rodrigosanhilario6594]

*detective lesbian

[@mr.poopybutthole9603]

B Akademia pyrocincal? Just don't give him a platform to defend himself

[@nickthecynic587]

Rodrigo San Hilario perfection

[@ArachnoEcho]

*Peter Griffin* "shut up meg"

[@doddacakes1974]

This man deserves more subscribers

[@aldn.]

Yeah right, sub Jake Paul!

[@nailedit4408]

+Aldon. Fuck off

[@aldn.]

Divi Filius You both seem so smart and obviously are able to understand a fucking joke!

[@mehjustf2218]

Who else thought that Pyro had a wonderful high note? 3:16

[@loganhernandez8384]

Anyone else remember when pyro "dated" that underage French girl?

[@Kimi-fb7fg]

Logan Hernandez me

[@Min-zj6ld]

me

[@fown4906]

Logan Hernandez the girl who drop an age by a week, yeah i thinks she's just a sperm and an egg.

[@grammarnazi2097]

Pyro was 17 when keem said he dated a 15 year old french girl.

[@t4rci427]

She was 15 wait no 14. Nevermind she was 13

[@littlelarvitar667]

These guys are actually... "role models" *BARF* Of god I hope they release this

[@milkywaves9230]

"You know we're keeping it real" *OR ARE YOU?!*

[@jmr283]

MilkyWaves *X-files theme starts playing*

[@lazycunt3043]

MilkyWaves fat

[@hexnerve]

rewatch this video and pretend that the circle light is his eye