Trying Jake Paul's new scam

[@dirtygandalf7130]

Jake: School doesn't teach you anything Also jake: *Can't talk without saying like every 3 seconds*

[@karlisulmanis3810]

like what the heck are you like saying like I can't tell if you're like joking or like something else idk like smh my head

[@orion2826]

Geez, calm down there Stalin

[@Orthodonk]

That is like soo true

[@szurururszurur9847]

How are your legs doing?

[@yesok4244]

@Viking 1982 remember to steal iphones to become successful like jaeoeik peul!!!!1

[@MrSamwellPeeps]

Isn't "financial freedom" a phrase used in every pyramid scheme ever.

[@indonesianbassbooster5167]

Fuckin' hell Jake is a Qnet goon

[@EvanMelts]

MrSamwellPeeps “It’s called multi-level marketing”

[@abigaillucy4668]

@@EvanMelts aka a pyramid scheme

[@bananasinfrench]

I’d be willing to believe he just took their rhetoric verbatum. He’s clearly never once had an original though in that bean-shaped head.

[@zachmauger8414]

@@bananasinfrench hahahaha so true

[@thequeenofrock902]

“Danny Gonzalez” *shows Drew Gooden* this makes me happy

[@idc6510]

So glad someone else realized that!!!!

[@arkonez6730]

Yeah, I laughed at that too.

[@Uraganasviesulas]

I like that refrence

[@wackygoat5999]

IKR they are the same person ahhhhhhhhhhh

[@wackygoat5999]

“ we are not the same person”

[@oBlackguard]

Why would you learn Crime and Punishment from a teacher who isn’t even a criminal with a life sentence

[@lettuceforlife4827]

I know right? Smh

[@kawabatayuri]

Im pretty sure my teachers have atleast commit one war crime during their life

[@kylev385]

Why is someone teaching me about Anglo-Saxon shield formations if they were never a viking.

[@33.044]

Wait a minute...

[@theonlyplain]

although if an ex-criminal taught children about how punishing crime is i think they would learn more

[@bananasinfrench]

“I was the smartest kid in school” >multiple typos throughout front page

[@binglenuts7036]

Jesus

[@mauricemoss5277]

lol

[@aidzz2085]

Jake responding to this comment: It’s because due to me not applying myself I forgot a lot of things in school

[@bananasinfrench]

Dorito Chips inaccurate, everything was typed correctly

[@weskersbutt.]

Not only that, but the grammar and punctuation errors....

[@joriko9984]

Someone : Has anxiety Jake Paul : Stop *Anxiety rate drops to 0%*

[@rencugaa]

That moment when you have a literal mental illness but it gets cured after a walk

[@truckkun7704]

renecul 420 if only

[@asneecrabbier3900]

r/thanksimcured

[@LinuxUsersonly]

🤣🤣

[@rkalmas44]

Jake reminds me as an entitled parent

[@shaza7001]

Jake Paul: “I don’t charge to mentor people” I charge 19.99 a month instead!

[@codroby8201]

You have a fortnite profile pick so fuck you

[@SC-ce3vp]

Better line would be "I don't charge to mentor people, I extort 19.99 a month."

[@ylikersantti5255]

@@codroby8201 Fortnite Bad because cringe ew yucky

[@SPOOCECIMO]

cod roby fortnite epic

[@Slask1]

Same thing fortnite does! Kind of.

[@sushii7583]

Telling a person with anxiety "Stop having anxiety" is like telling a blind to person to see.

[@maxdragon5043]

"I don't care if you're muted, speak up!"

[@yesno8273]

“If you’re depressed, just be happy”

[@caesthoffe]

"you have scoliosis? just stand up straight"

[@jmon651]

You have Parkinson’s disease? Stop fidgeting.

[@susiepilled]

"dont hit me with that ADHD bullshit, just pay attention!"

[@griggle8211]

It’s actually crazy how this guy could literally tell children to quit school and still have the undying support of his fans

[@xephyre6955]

Well his fans are all children so I'm not surprised.

[@noh3518]

I would like the comments, but The number is just to epic

[@altnova6643]

Well most of his fans haven't fully developed their cerebral cortex yet so it's really no surprise that they take his words as facts and act like he's the Saint of this new "incoming" era.

[@dinoshotgun]

AltNova your not wrong as I once acted like that, though that was towards MatPat, not anymore though, learned the error of my ways

[@alejandroecheverry8560]

@@dinoshotgun wait isn't matpat like unproblematic at tho

[@whoop6047]

Jake: Your anxiety is all because of you. Go take a walk. Talk to a friend. Me: *in front of the class doing my presentation and starts to get anxiety* (Thinks: "Oh god, what do I do. What would Jake Paul do?... I remember now!") "HEY BRO WHAT'S GOING ON? IT'S PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?"

[@oofimdead7334]

Thats a big BRUH moment

[@TheJiacheng123]

I think it's supposed to be like stress, but he couldn't even get his words right? I leave it as a question because I don't know if it is what he meant.

[@MrJohnlennon007]

In all seriousness, when I get anxiety presenting in front of people. I just make it fun and might over exaggerate things almost becoming a different person/persona.

[@fav9925]

I don’t think what he’s saying is that far fetched. Don’t get me wrong I think jake Paul is a knobhead, but anxiety is in effect” self” created by the mind, although most people identify so strongly with their thoughts that they have no choice other than to suffer. If you suffer from anxiety, ask yourself, if anxiety is perceived as an emotion, then what is it that perceives the anxiety, who is it that views the feeling of anxiousness. Nothing that you actually are can ever be disturbed it’s just the mind playing games. To free yourself from these games, learn to meditate and educate yourself on how your mind works :)

[@cherrisoda892]

As you can see bees are dying at an alarming rate...and...uh..they- we uh- .. HEY BRO WHATS GOING ON ITS PRETTY COLD TODAY HUH?

[@IzzabeesLittleWorld]

Jake: I was the smartest in my class Also Jake: admits to cheating in all his online course papers for high school after he'd dropped out Big Brain

[@veryunoriginal9489]

That class just so happened to be a special-ed one

[@natemanning924]

200 IQ plays right there.

[@snaxa163]

Now this is big brain time

[@fatmarley6750]

stale memes Very Epic

[@luctut17]

Byrger man tasty burgger

[@Mimi-ur1ur]

If Jake claims to be the smartest in his classes, I don’t want to imagine what his other schoolmates are like. They’re probably steamed vegetables.

[@mertcansavetf2484]

even heavy from tf2 has PHD on russian literature

[@kiro2693]

@@mertcansavetf2484 making him more of a doctor than medic, since medic lost his doctors licence

[@arcanonn]

Vegetables are at least loved and useful.

[@d3va383]

Don’t insult steamed vegetables like that wtf?

[@deusexps4619]

hey dont insult steamed veg like that! at least steamed veg is somewhat nutritious

[@rouxann5561]

“DANNY GONZALES” *shows Drew Gooden* --“WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON” plays aggressively in my head-

[@lowang9708]

i love danny gooden 😃

[@lowang9708]

I hate drew gonzalez

[@pip398]

Riley Kittrell in his jaystation video he mentions Drew Gooden and then proceeds to show clips of Danny Gonzalez 😂😂

[@TheDarkblade511]

I honestly couldn't tell if it was a joke or not

[@lowang9708]

@@TheDarkblade511 i can't tell neither

[@romansans1]

Why are we being taught by history teachers who aren't actually major historical figures, am I right my guys?

[@9annax]

Why are we being taught by geography teachers who aren't actually a piece of land????

[@ccc2839]

Smh my teacher once teach me about ww2 but he's not Stalin or Hitler

[@jimmypratt]

You didn’t fight alongside Napoleon! Don’t tell me shit about him!💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@prime2243]

Yeah! Why cant Napoleon himself come and tell me about the Napoleonic Wars what the frick guys

[@headless3712]

History teacher didn't take part in the holy crusades, get that shit out of my face

[@bensben7108]

Why are we sitting in class learning about World War 2 when our teacher isn’t even Adolf Hitler?

[@tincan3]

idk idk r/woooosh

[@ballsucker28]

@idk idk r/woosh

[@Elenrai]

@@ballsucker28 r/fuckofforiwillbreakyourfuckingarms

[@Maruhodo]

@idk idk no fucking way

[@fl0cbitter611]

@idk idk dumb

[@sophisticatedseal4748]

Jake in that promotional video actually sounds like he's telling me to join a pyramid scheme and devote my life to the sun.

[@M23official]

Best comment I've seen through out this entire comment section

[@kroh7742]

_praise the sun!_

[@TheTownNarcoleptic]

Jake Paul is somehow both an amazing and convincing salesman and an imbecile who crashes every metaphorical plane he’s supposedly going to fly before it even gets it off the ground.

[@thepraetor7434]

@@kroh7742 Praise satan?

[@kroh7742]

@@thepraetor7434 it's a dark souls reference And no it's not satanic or relating to god or religion It's a video game

[@CameronL211]

4:00 “quit your job and fire your boss” literally the start of every multi-level-marketing push Never thought Jake Paul would literally start a mlm

[@milovarquiel]

Cameron Lhamon You right about that. He is peddling mlm shit, now in digital form.

[@WBRI_Brianless]

Personally I am nowhere near surprised

[@wade-potato6200]

Hey hun do you wanna lose all your money? But my shitty essential oils

[@ivenalanko2462]

please someine explain what mlm is

[@CameronL211]

@@ivenalanko2462 multi level marketing, they target stay at home moms to buy products in bulk from them and sell them on social media, its a pyramid scheme the products are like leggings, essential oils and other useless shit thats made in a 3rd world country there is 3-4 levels to it he cut out the middle man and sells directly to the "influencer". aka the people who get fucked over for all their money after paying their life savings on some worthless product and having to sell them to their friends and family just to get out of the scheme.

[@cringemastersupreme6076]

Pyro’s next video needs to just be titled “video”. Spread the word

[@DiceDecides]

i would actually click that so fast

[@echoskelet]

@Andriy M. Je to tak? Je to pravda. ( it is what it is or yes it is ) (It is the truth.) Russian?

[@gingercabasan7509]

it needs to be petscop 2

[@Elenrai]

@@gingercabasan7509 How about we try pushing shrek has swag on him? Nother sequel? Yee?

[@bleach7343]

I would click dat

[@dollarstorethriftshop99]

I bet Jake is the type of guy who would have a crush on his homeschool teacher.

[@michaelramirez6054]

Orange Oasis 😂

[@billyross8405]

I have a crush on my cat i banged him before it's not gay it's just weird

[@dollarstorethriftshop99]

Billy Ross wh- what the fuck

[@brdon2099]

Billy Ross yes officer, this one right here

[@JohnDoe-um1xv]

@@billyross8405, is that a Shane Dawson reference?

[@jamescharles8032]

Jake Paul: You must have a good title to get views Vsauce: Makes a video with no title and gets 11 million views

[@wizardmaster7475]

It also has no thumbnail😂

[@nathanbrown6279]

Are you real James Charles?

[@polishedbeans]

@@nathanbrown6279 Yes they are dipshit(Satire)

[@nathanbrown6279]

@@polishedbeans ok…

[@anderssanggaard6215]

Jake: "When i mentor people i don't charge them a single dollar" Also jake: *Charges $19.99 for that same information*

[@aviewer3163]

It’s technically the truth, he isn’t charging them a dollar

[@leltasticmuffin5199]

Dude, you have a keemstar profile picture so your opinion is invalid (I'm joking)

[@turnt98]

@@leltasticmuffin5199 (but you're not joking)

[@Jackn17_]

Its £19.99 with a 50% discount😂

[@SloppyTelopy]

@@nmgking8820 you misunderstood his joke. He meant Logan's not lying because hes not charging them a single dollar but 20 instead.

[@enderredacted112]

*"I waS ThE sMaRTEsT iN mY CLasS I juST dIdNt applY mysELf"* Well then that doesn't make you all that smart now does it?

[@badatusernamestm2919]

ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Special Ed Class*

[@lifeismeaningless7169]

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky king

[@enderredacted112]

Holy shit. When did I get like?

[@cricketsbest1129]

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky facts

[@enderredacted112]

@ivan ivanovitch ivanovsky Ivan you didn't have to kill him

[@JaswantKadu]

"smartest kid in school" He was Home-schooled with Logan !

[@aidanheaney5301]

Him being homeschooled with Logan Paul and saying be was the smartest kid in the school: "Well yes but actually no"

[@zer0953]

Logan's next video " I WAS BACK STABBED BY MY OWN BROTHER?????? (not clickbait) " also i think their parents should go to jail for crimes against humanity, raising these 2 fucktard and letting them go out in the world like this

[@Hyper_TheOne]

Ohhhhhhh that makes sense

[@adamw9420]

No he wasn’t, there’s tweets that Jake Paul was somebody’s 5th grade bully, but he was probably homeschooled before or after. I’m not quite sure. The tweet could be fake.

[@slpemdnenikuf5253]

@@aidanheaney5301 him saying he is smarter than Logan isn't saying

[@Robin-jk6wz]

"Boomers merely adopted the internet, we were born in it, molded by it" _Jake Paul (probably)_

[@Jequetepeq]

plis help i downloaded mimecwaf gf mod and now computer make funni noise

[@milky9602]

@@Jequetepeq did u t ry turning it of and Bach on again??????

[@Jequetepeq]

@@milky9602 oh god now it sais that thei haced roblo x acount (oh no)

[@somm150]

@@Jequetepeq trie open de cass of composted and pee pee on the gears to cleen it

[@SamZarifYT]

@@Jequetepeq I hop ur r obux ackount get better1!!

[@solidsnake3314]

"When I mentor people I don't ask for a dollar".....LITERALLY charges 20$ for his crappy influencer course.

[@SolidRaiden2655]

He doesnt ask for a dollar he asks for 20$ dollars.

[@arandomjjbafan1744]

@@flynncarter229 so even if you have 20 dollars ,you will waste it in Jake Paul scam

[@higaiwokeru]

@@flynncarter229 we get it, you have no friends

[@kevenwang2250]

i mean he wasnt lying... no way in hell is he gonna ONLY charge 1$

[@nopushbutton]

@@flynncarter229 why would you use the word "hath" in an attempt to seem more intelligent and use it incorrectly, just stop

[@trimsk9283]

I feel like Jake Paul was that one kid who everyone hated, never did any work in school, disrespected the teachers, and yet never accepted responsibility for the fact they weren't learning anything. So he created this scam because he felt sympathetic towards idiots like him because he didn't do his homework. Literally.

[@officialtwat5713]

He was homeschooled apparently

[@Anonymations]

I thought he bullied someone at school?

[@canberkozkayran]

@@Anonymations that's his brother.

[@Anonymations]

My bad.

[@nicoledoss4624]

You stop hating to are you going to do start hating them people are going to hate back on you

[@williamhealy6381]

A lot of CEOs might be dropouts But not a lot of dropouts are CEOs The logic is really not that hard to understand, Jake XD

[@agpadpangusban3138]

Yeah ikr? 😂😂 he's right that some of the largest CEO's are dropouts, but he needs to remember that dropouts are more likely to work in a mcdonalds than own an industry. It can happen alright! But it basically happens once every blue moon 😂😂

[@evilLordCactus]

Even those CEO dropouts are few and far between.

[@agpadpangusban3138]

@@vlc-cosplayer i see that you maxed out your intellegence first.

[@braydenbelote8559]

this is the greatest comment

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

@Noob master yeah, Bill Gates and Zuckerberg both dropped out of Harvard. Not to mention that both already had their companies when they dropped out.

[@septic3392]

I love how Jake made an influencer course but his brother made him and carried him to where he is now

[@wizardmaster7475]

Yeah but knowing how Jake is he’s probably gonna take all the credit and say he himself made himself popular. He’s not gonna say Logan made them popular.

[@princekyle4132]

Ninja: Drake saw I was up and coming

[@elibrown3372]

Best part about top 10,000 is that the ticket doesn’t matter because of corona

[@shortsentral]

fuck the pauls honestly that’s way too high. Jake Paul fans are literal foetuses

[@mr.square7286]

It’s fetuses,

[@Gabe508]

Thought the Same thing

[@calvin8201]

@@user-xx9jr1yb7b- I agree

[@SNinja91]

fuck Jake Paul their*

[@Kaye727]

Jake Paul: “I don’t charge a dollar to mentor” Also Jake Paul: Charges $19.99 a month to mentor

[@forkflix1692]

Courtney Kaye it’s still technically the truth

[@reubenthomas6889]

yee yee yeah cos he ain’t mentoring the person directly lmao

[@MrJohnlennon007]

shift they meant they he isn’t charging a dollar, instead 20.

[@superskills1017]

*Factually charges 20 epicly like a boss*

[@xdoxxy]

It’s still not $1. He doesn’t charge you 1 dollar he charges you 20. Lol

[@cookie0329]

I love how Jake has slowly looked like he's devolving into insanity.

[@mangleman25]

Somehow Jake Paul has found a way to dig beneath rock bottom

[@fwemp]

Wait, what? Hasn't he always been insane?

[@vuhlen9493]

@@fwemp S O C I O P A T H

[@jaygay6576]

The alone-on-an-abandoned-island beard

[@fwemp]

@@vuhlen9493 Exactly.

[@ant51006]

Why are we learning math when our teachers aren’t math addicts

[@lamb6276]

*M A T H D E A L E R*

[@monke6912]

Meth

[@yolomanski9205]

@@monke6912 are you a fooking idiot?

[@monke6912]

@@yolomanski9205 yes

[@killme2675]

This is a severely underrated comment

[@quazstraethanjgaming6400]

Jake Paul: You can all have free financial problems out your way. Also Jake Paul: give me more money and drop out of school so you can have the slightest chance to get a shirt that gets you bullied at school.

[@slimnxglet9343]

minecraft Except it’s filmed on mobile how could they get bullied at school if they dropped out of school?

[@batsburger]

cant get bullied if u dropped out, a real thought out plan as u can see

[@deshovel5243]

What school? They're now schooless :p

[@dusk6159]

Accurate, sheesh!

[@quazstraethanjgaming6400]

Stonks

[@nn17fi99]

I’ve never really heard Jake Paul talk before but he sounds like someone in middle school. His vocabulary and cadence sounds like a young kid who is being forced to talk in class or is talking to an old relative they hardly know. Very awkward and weird

[@moxierussiano3071]

He has a very punchable voice

[@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458]

tf is cadence

[@samkadel8185]

@@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 rhythm of speech. So pyros cadence is pretty steady and rehearsed-sounding, while Jake Paul speaks like he has no filter

[@AppleGoose]

I want to do the VERY BIG punch to the Paul jake

[@enderredacted112]

Peace was never an option

[@benjohn6197]

Jake Paul: "if you title it video, no one is going to click on it." Vsauce: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

[@Smurf71q]

Vsause: wellllllll I got 9.9 million views in that video and I made 39,500 dollars

[@spacequeen1447]

Like the video that it doesn't have a title

200th vlog

[@velber1925]

@@spacequeen1447 ‌

[@Goofyahartesticles]

@@spacequeen1447_

[@AV524]

Fuck, I cannot believe I missed out on that Youtoos. I know I’m like a whole century late, but I really love the design of that figure. Damn man.

[@M23official]

And the resales are more expensive than a valve index with every single vr game on steam

[@roswithaadldinger3019]

You think your late?

[@monkeymaster27]

You think your late?

[@righttwix574]

You think your late?

[@weednose4203]

Plot twist: av is a agent sent by pyro

[@fluffy2948]

“When I mentor, I don’t... like... ask for like 1 dollar...” *charges $19.99/month for financial freedom mentoring*

[@crispiecord]

Well, he's right. He's not asking for one dollar.

[@shaneclark6279]

Cloudbreeze 19.99

[@qashplays7820]

Simply Better $19.99

[@brad2799]

19.99 is essentially 20.00 you brainlets.

[@sooo6944]

Brad 19.99

[@biglad112]

"smartest kid in school" he was probably the smartest kid in special-ed class

[@gonloburdee111]

Oof

[@RealRetrimark]

I think he is to dumb for that, maybe the homeschool

[@terminallyblue206]

Even that is a stretch

[@arvid390]

He definitely was the smartest kid in class. No coincidence that he has made it big. He is still a jerk though.

[@nowthisisepic7428]

I can’t read

[@roofus9159]

"I was the smartest kid in school" *X doubt*

[@unpluggedtoaster7421]

I think he was literally homeschooled

[@xmm8299]

@@unpluggedtoaster7421 Homeschooled...Yet he still wasnt the smartest in the class

[@Hyper_TheOne]

he was homeschooled so technically he was the smartest kid in school

[@somefuckingretard8289]

X

[@laundrybasketgamers]

Speech 0

[@elektra81516]

Jake: "dont title the video "video"" 400 IQ moment

[@smurfsareoppressed9584]

Pyro: "don't put it in a jar." Me after following Whang! for over a year: *dirty thoughts*

[@d4-lt359]

Make sure it stays away from the radiator

[@SC-ce3vp]

That's disturbing

[@mrnukem5609]

Please not the cum box

[@oddacity5883]

Hmm sweet nectar mason jar yucky

[@r.p3728]

cum jar cum jar

[@Mshari-the-grey-warden]

Drew gooden : WE’RE NOT THE SAME pyro: danny gonzales made that video

[@wormrotting]

ah yes, Danny Gorgonzola, my favourite Cheese

[@baby-unrlsd]

we are different none the less

[@Nathi98]

They are the same person so he's not wrong xD

[@Andyboii_2]

Danby nade rhe video????

[@waspywasp451]

WDYM. It's not Drew Gooden obviously, it's Young Face

[@windowsxpbackground8762]

Did pyro just quit the game reviews? He hasn’t done one in like a year.

[@sleepynights2677]

Moth Clements you mean *P E T S C O P 2*

[@rigatoni_pasta]

Moth Clements I would really love another one. They’re always rad.

[@shruthis2149]

The game reviews which pyro does were really good

[@jaysanj152]

No kidding,Pyro is super good at reviewing games honestly... Hopefully he'll get to review some games someday.

[@FaissalsAnimation]

*_PETSCOP 2_*

[@novus2106]

"I wanted my fans to be able to connect with me on a different level." ... YUP! 100% not a cult

[@darkness_alloy3582]

"Quit your job, fire your boss." Proven fact you can 'FIRE YOUR BOSS'

[@shaynehughes6645]

Not if he quits

[@chonkyboi7542]

With m16 i can

[@Hyper_TheOne]

You just come up to the boss and say “Boss I have something to say its really important” and then you say “Boss you’re fired” then boss uses reverse card and ur fired now

[@zephstreams]

@@chonkyboi7542 OH MY GOD AHAHAH

[@optimusc8060]

Unless your a Marine

[@sussybaka148]

Jake is probably the type of person who scored the highest in his spelling test in elementary school and kept calling himself the smartest till 9th grade before dropping out due to too much "stress" and not applying much effort because its unnecessary

[@sailor5853]

He probably cheated at some test and called himself the smarter because every other kid was wasting their lifes studying

[@kor9693]

Oddly specific but ok

[@broseph6877]

I think your greatly overestimating his intellect.

[@xresinance1290]

@@sailor5853 apparently he said in a tweet that he cheated on a test of some sort, dont remember but it was from pewdiepies video

[@grizzlyscalp9506]

Jake Paul: “I was the smartest kid in class who dropped out because I couldn’t be bothered to apply myself.”

[@cosmosvader4832]

If Jake was the smartest in his class, Im sure that his classmates would have treated me like I am a God or something lmao...

[@kibot8988]

Cosmos Vader ???

[@tinpan6052]

@@kibot8988 the joke is, is that jake Paul is an absolute idiot so cosmos vader, even though he might have like at most an average IQ would likely be treated as the smartest man on earth by his class as they have to be like, basically vegetables for jake Paul to be the smartest

[@ajemajh]

true... im a... kind of smart guy on the class and people treat me like god (only if they need me)

[@justsogusto4979]

@@ajemajh being smart is a curse and a blessing huh?

[@ajemajh]

@@justsogusto4979 fuck yeah

[@Wreckedandruinedand]

"You've been lied to. The system is broken" im pretty sure he talked about his own project

[@kirschitz64]

We like to call that "projection"

[@Stein619]

"There are teenagers making millions" and most of those already came from well off families. Add in, to be an "influencer" you need to be conventionally good looking.

[@ninesalive]

Or you can complain about things in your bedroom with CS:GO surf gameplay

[@rraff9679]

Who said you have to be good looking to be an influencer 😂, I see someone on youtube like callmecarson being a heavy influencer for me

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

@@rraff9679 Just because of that shitty "smpcraft" or whatever its called

[@ghsu]

@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 shitty?

[@fellowgamer5363]

Have you SEEN CallMeCarson? He's killing it

[@jacksonrains]

Pewdiepie: *goes on break* Pyro: Pewdiepie: *comes back* Pyro: *wake*

[@obamajoker7166]

Ok

[@bumbum8825]

nick names are hard omg how could we have been so blind

[@AnimusTelum]

12:45 - "I don't charge people for my mentorship" - FFM costs 20 dollars a month Well. Uh.

[@Jamie-927]

Yeah you literally need to pay to here that he doesn't make people to pay to here that

[@lxnkq]

1:06 'Danny Gonzalez' Nice

[@omnipotentmage]

They are the same person what do you mean

[@Z-thing]

When Jake's not hyperactive he's just seems slow, like he has trouble thinking. What's up with him

[@igor-ld8qm]

trying to remember his script or something. this dude is litterally just a ball of cringe when it comes down to it

[@Brute6TheBear]

Cocaine

[@justinfabela4899]

drugs

[@christianbird3731]

Too many drugs.

[@lloyd20118]

Probably trying to think of more lies he can say to look better

[@samjack2736]

Is it weird that Jake’s setup looks exactly like every cult recruitment video

[@naksutinog6425]

yea

[@mussolini7809]

Jake Paul is the KZbin Equivalent of Jim Jones.

[@imtryinatlife7904]

You just created a conspiracy

[@mussolini7809]

@@imtryinatlife7904 Ok.

[@jovanchakraborty7384]

Jake Paul is discount Joseph Seed confirmed.

[@BanaNa-rw1dh]

"You need to title your video something interesting not just "video"" Vsauce: 9.1 Million views

[@hatekudzu]

true

[@LogsMaggot]

Egg

[@diegov1743]

I mean Vsauce was already well known

[@guacamoli7]

He’s big cheese.

[@Sifter2K]

@@diegov1743 Don't try to support Jake even a bit, please xD

[@bigguy8435]

The fact that the whole website isn't justified and missing a lot of commas really fucks with my head

[@nubberton1345]

Jake looks like the guy who gives you tattoos for free to "Express his art."

[@supernoodle9389]

Lmfao

[@izellaah]

no he'd be the guy asking for a free tattoo saying that he'd be giving the artist free promo in return

[@fawful52]

And gives you HIV in the process

[@caffeinated5432]

R/rareinsults

[@damiank5976]

And then asks for a tip

[@peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut]

“Fire your boss” Modern problems require modern solutions

[@peanutpeanutpeanutpeanut]

Snakes On The Square it’s because he dropped out of school because of this program

[@BigAl2-u7e]

"Social Influencers": **Says some dumb shit about mental disorders** Also "Social Influencers": **Gets major backlash** "Social Influencers": That was meant to bring awareness to **insert mental disorder here**

[@dollienan]

Charlie Yang as a *mental disorder* person it make me :| fuck off prick paul, let me have issues in piece and not have people pretend to care about our problems for money

[@joshuaahern1]

I like the way he calls Drew Gooden "Danny Gonzalez" and also the way he finishes what Drew started

[@Goldfighter5]

Yeah lol

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

I literally confuse the two because for whatever reason they look so similar

[@matti.8465]

"What if I don't have 20$?" "Get them somehow."

[@wrx1th873]

go get your parents and say "invest"

[@vigraham5144]

@@wrx1th873 lmao

[@metaford3746]

@@sabishi2150 time to sell myself on the street to get into that sweet jake paul get rich movement

[@vrocks4829]

"why are kids sitting in "film" class learning from a teacher who has never made a film" Why are kids watching "jake paul" learning from a youtuber who don't know how to make videos

[@haianessechicken]

VrockS why are kids watching “Jakarta Paul teaching finance, and he doesn’t even know how to finance.

[@Endiiii]

That's actully a bit contrary

[@rocksolidcomputing7263]

Outstanding move

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

Well, considering his bank account, I'd say he definitely knows how to make videos. That's not to say his content is good, but he does know what hes doing.

[@bleach-chan3199]

Damn dude you fuckin killed him lmao 🤣

[@BeyondBaito]

“I was the smartest kid in school” *Dropped out*

[@kompo5997]

*home-schooling*

[@royalblodline9847]

@Red Battlefield Yeah past tense he quit school you cant be the smartest in school if you dont go to school

[@orbboom6119]

furry rawr xd lol

[@razorgamingnetwork380]

My teacher actually went to high school in Westlake with the Paul brothers and they were ... not quite the smartest

[@BeyondBaito]

@Bendy001 YT the Paul brothers are dumb af

[@jarnvag1564]

I have crippling diagnosed public anxiety that basically cripples me when I have to meet or talk to new people. I’ve had instances where I have had break downs and near blackouts cus I had to just be in the laces with a lot of people. So it really annoys me that jake thinks you can control it and just shut it off like “yeah bro, just stop”. Like I wish I could, do you think I want this?

[@Shady-up5cz]

Job: where did you go to college Guy: jake Paul taught me Job:

[@sasg28]

Worlds first chair with 3k subs hello I’m subbed to you

[@bruhmoment1072]

Job: bruh moment

[@sammyxv7020]

Job:you’re hired

[@yamilmao]

Okay Ela

[@thatpatdkid5207]

Job: [removed]

[@Lynn-iw2ds]

imagine a world where every single person on earth is an "influencer" we would starve to death

[@cambreaKer]

ugh

[@Masterofcandy4]

Right? lol

[@b1indmailman]

Influencers starving sounds like a fine world to live in.

[@rescuerex7031]

Well depends on how advanced the society is, eventually probably even in a few hundred years Humans will just be real shitty versions of Robots that best case scenario can make better art, cuz we already have certain jobs replaced by Robots and Robots are only improving

[@JackoWacko.]

Obviously because if everyone is an influencer there is no other jobs so no food will be produced

[@Godzilla-mq5zv]

"PYRO is dominating PYRO" Sounds like my wet dream.

[@miguelbingular5328]

PyroxPyro hentai ten hours

[@lucascampbell8482]

i bet you write fanfiction about this

[@Crow_Mauler_]

Hott

[@mikebuston7407]

Those w+m1 pyro are freaking gross and very nice because we're all needed those guy Plus wet dream? More like a maniac vision

[@Godzilla-mq5zv]

@@lucascampbell8482 I wish my skills were that great.

[@ack434]

Telling someone who has depression to chill out and love life is like telling a person with asthma to just breathe.

[@elliebrooke3987]

10:25, anyone else thinking about that little kid who said "Jake I got bullied for wearing your merch, help"

[@pyroboi4593]

No it was "morgz I'm getting bullied for wearing you're merch help"

[@elliebrooke3987]

@@pyroboi4593 oh, well someone probably got bullied for wearing one of the Pauls' merch

[@sandradiogo_]

pyroboi 459 your*

[@fatmarley6750]

*whatever* Shut the fuck up

[@enclavesoldier5737]

*whatever* the kid said you’re it’s a quote

[@cindygrape]

"Danny Gonzalez" *he knows the lore*

[@IDontLikeEggNOG]

CindyGrape I was searching the comments to see if anyone else acknowledged it.

[@SND08]

They made a song for this

[@nitya404]

Hello gre g and stinkers

[@SND08]

@@nitya404 *Little Stinkers

[@ToasterBath]

I think at this point, Jake has solidified himself as the definition of shameless. Bruh is really selling self-help videos when he can't even help himself lol.

[@Statability]

Anomalox he only wants to impress his fans, nobody else. That’s why he doesn’t respond to all His hate

[@noanime9973]

Thats how mafia works

[@aryansomrain5099]

Because he's washed. He isn't as relevant as before.

[@andyschmidtchen494]

At this points? Like just now? And not like 4 Years ago? :D I lost hope that young children will ever be cured from such ppl O.o

[@ToasterBath]

@@andyschmidtchen494 well yes, he's done lots of stuff before. But, this literal pyramid scheme is by far the lowest he's gone

[@lonniesmith1360]

Pyro's impression of funny child man is scarily on-point

[@StickMaster500]

15:59 Hold on... isn’t like the first video on KZbin literally called “Me at the zoo”

[@tammushican4823]

Havent seen u in a while

[@thejemstone9219]

@@tammushican4823 Like a Phoenix from the ashes, he as risen again.

[@grimreefer9324]

@@tammushican4823 The second coming

[@elliebrooke3987]

Oh, it's you. It's been a long time, how have you been?

[@ethangangwish2774]

@@elliebrooke3987 penis

[@SRKStar]

I’m pissed he didn’t title this, “Video”

[@UseTheScience]

I’m pissed you didn’t comment “Comment”

[@idontknowwhattoput1644]

Reply

[@idontknowwhattoput1644]

@@UseTheScience Im really pissed you did not reply "reply"

[@Ender_Rock]

@@idontknowwhattoput1644 Reply of a reply

[@idontknowwhattoput1644]

@@Ender_Rock reply of an original comment

[@user-dw5gr6js3d]

I feel like I'm losing brain cells hearing Jake talk. It seems like he didn't even prepare what he wanted to say.

[@SharlyTV]

he's high as a kite

[@GloriusKlaus]

jake paul, more like like jack no iq he is the stupoid missi maybe missing the chromosome¿

[@atomsmasher703]

He didn't, I guarantee it...

[@benjamincrew1949]

Do you think he has the brain cells to prepare anything? He's a spoiled rotten child coasting on his undeserved fame from ignorant children. If this guy lost all his money today, he'd be on the street tomorrow. He's had everything handed to him on a silver platter.

[@thehermit8618]

Thats cuz he's a waterheaded douche, thats why

[@caydenzimmerman8704]

7:10 well not anymore

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Is that a new haircut? You're looking like someone out to steal my lesbian Aunt rn. 😍😍😍

[@Stitchiols06]

Mean Bean Productions the fuck.......

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

wut?

[@awhatst88]

What...? That's kinda weird. That's very weird.

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Man, you guys are out of the loop.

[@igneousorgan6435]

No homo tho...

[@shaquilleoseal7242]

Petscop 2: The Best Review You’ll Never See

[@astrocat3434]

But we will never get it.

[@firstnamelastname3262]

Petscop 2 Electric Boogaloo

[@tobediv]

heeheehaha

[@fallsaturn3567]

Why learn about science when your teacher isn't even Bill Nye?

[@habibahdored5180]

Bill fart

[@chennysstudios8006]

@@habibahdored5180 tf

[@iqceo4276]

Sebastian Studios *_bill fart_*

[@justantheman]

@@chennysstudios8006 bill fart

[@kenjidev576]

Bill nye isn't even a scientist though

[@anishthefish2439]

12:33 He says while charging 20 bucks a month to mentor kids on "financial freedom".

[@grimreefer9324]

" But first, I'd like to ann-" I don't care what it is, I'm putting it in a jar and jizzing on it

[@BLVCKFROG]

.....no

[@TESkyrimizer]

Bruh this is a FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL

[@borkalit]

You’re a bottled banana, you are just jealous that you’re not in a jar.

[@deshovel5243]

CRAWL BACK TO YOUR DEN CREATURE!

[@daredrogers3884]

whats the story behind the jar thing does, this have something to do with that MLP bodily fluid jar thing Ive heard of?

[@yourdreams2440]

How to be successful on the internet 1. Get a raid shadow legends sponsorship

[@redraven123]

2. Have a boxing match.

[@unfunnyperson5288]

3. Make apology video

[@metaford3746]

4. Have children with their mommy credit card as your main audience

[@1childsoldier]

imagine buying access to the site and its just Todd Howard trying to sell you fallout 76

[@monchi9000]

Skyrim**

[@cadenflynn1587]

It just works...

[@abalaklava]

At least seeing what bullshit he can come up with would be somewhat entertaining. Unlike whatever jake paul does

[@bread7181]

Cat jar

[@1childsoldier]

You’re right but we're gonna need 16x the detail of fallout 4

[@portalfreak7628]

oh boy that callmecarson joke aged well

[@spongy7426]

Shut

[@focusfailing2831]

Oh shit, something happened with callmecarson 2 months ago? I need to be on KZbin more.

[@aidenmiller3832]

@@focusfailing2831 Yeah, he sent the wrong kind of images to some people who weren’t old enough to see them

[@dasonbane2839]

Your joke is bad because his joke wasn't even in any way related to what happened to Carson

[@thepraetor7434]

Literally on any video that slightly mentioned callmecarson, there's always that one person who says "oh boy that aged well."

[@PepperThePupper]

"Petscop 2 cancelled over coronavirus concerns"

[@e_4768]

auhh DANG IT!

[@lukedavey6421]

oh shit, here we go again...

[@sniper_rifle_3009]

Nuuuuu

[@TH-od3cu]

Gorsh

[@envy_3414]

We fukn need petscop 2

[@AlexFarnum1]

“CallmeCarson does better than that” Still salty about the spelling bee, huh?

[@bangganoerisputra9404]

Spell kyrgyzstan

[@NotBoinge]

Bangga Boi it’s actually spelt Киргизия

[@zynischekartoffel3779]

Boingé fuckin moon runes

[@jonathanc.5609]

Should've passed it to Twomad

[@hughjload985]

@@bangganoerisputra9404 kyrgyzstan

[@thomashatcher8366]

“Danny Gonzalez made a really good video about this” *Shows a clip from Kurtis Connor*

[@AhkenAOK]

Thomas Hatcher it was drew Goodman

[@TheLoneFlutist]

@@AhkenAOK no

[@criticalrush7419]

Im sorry Kurtis is not on the same level of quality as Drew and Danny

[@maravillas]

Thomas Hatcher dude, that was Leon Lush are you blind?

[@gabbyseeger4672]

@@maravillas he might

[@buizeltube6624]

If Jake was the smartest in school.... then I'm an absolute genius!

[@joshharrington861]

“when I mentor people I mentor people I don’t ask for a dollar.... I ask for $19.99”

[@gavinbrown5858]

A month...

[@hairytable6512]

Jake Paul: they were around internet and social media Bill Gates: Am I a joke to you?

[@hairytable6512]

Jozef Wicks-Sharp yeah but he made a lot of things based around the subject that without the internet wouldn’t be what it is today

[@xxspringz564]

Pp juice butthole 👍

[@superpotatobro]

So bill gates wasn't around internet and social media?

[@LackOfCreativiT]

aM i A jOkE tO yOu?

[@hairytable6512]

superpotatobro he was it’s just the irony of what jake said

[@fanabot4048]

"danny gonzalez made a really good video about this" i see what you did there

[@andrewfloyd1659]

I am drewww, and I am danny, and I am Danny, and I am dannyy

[@blackwolfrules56]

I lost my mind

[@theseasonalgames810]

"Quit ur job and FIRE UR BOSS " XDDDDD

[@princekyle4132]

Maybe he should’ve stayed in school so he’d know what the boss does lol

[@arthursurname]

"I don't charge people for my advise" *Sets up an website for that gives crap advise for £20*

[@jobrenmar7513]

egg lord not crap but its already out there for free

[@jobrenmar7513]

But good point

[@emensahh]

😵😂

[@officialtwat5713]

@@jobrenmar7513 it is crap

[@jobrenmar7513]

@@officialtwat5713 yeah I know I think I was half awake when I made that comment

[@RikkiSan1]

Jake followed this plan so well he forgot to pay his taxes

[@monkey919]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@karalyna2004]

@@monkey919 Rick roll

[@whippytyler]

@@karalyna2004 legend Still gonna click on it tho

[@romanocheez7725]

"Pay Taxes" - President Campbell

[@Galinsky007]

One of the reasons why he appeals to children is that his cognitive development stayed at a level of a 10-year old. So I guess you could say that he really knows his audience.

[@aberrationeech.1838]

No wonder

[@BurntToast-nq6kl]

69 likes 😏😏

[@niglebigleman8695]

Hes got the child at heart perk from fallout 3

[@wizardmaster7475]

Probably younger considering his whole life he thought England was a city.

[@IcedCat559]

I like how he calls drew, danny because they looks the same

[@bradentheman1373]

I love that meme and it’s like they are the same exact person lol

[@despicablyawesome]

“quit your job and fire your boss” remembers fans are all under the age of 12 “...or quit school”

[@AustinAKR]

Pretty sure 12 year olds aren't even this dumb.

[@wwspd7105]

@@AustinAKR 12 yr old kids: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@deadbush2812]

I’m four and a half years old, and even I’m not that retarded.

[@mayolover23]

@@deadbush2812 butt

[@MikasMeme]

@@mayolover23 see soap here is who subscribes to him because he thinks "oh pretty color and funny hair! Press red button because he told so!

[@nob2243]

"You're an ex-viner, I'm a youtuber. We have no clout on the internet." All irony and sarcasm aside, you're a bit too hard on yourself there Pyro. Your videos are actually well-edited and more polished than most garbage on this website (thus more entertaining), and I personally prefer to watch people who put some effort in, and post things when they feel necessary, rather than someone who shits out one video a day to keep the numbers up.

[@illusionismm]

Amen.

[@rabbiconduit4835]

He’s channel has gotten progressively worse over time..

[@fatmagic69]

Straight fax

[@josephclark77]

@@rabbiconduit4835 how nothings changed

[@Kirbo14]

noob2243 there could be those rare people in the world who put lots of effort while putting out videos everyday

[@minozZzZ]

15:38 you can see Financial on the board spelt wrong, they clearly put in a lot of effort

[@gregoryharris6935]

Yeah the grammar for the entire site is dogshit. Maybe there's a different reason that Jake Paul hates education

[@glacier8678]

Gregory Harris and he said he was “smart”

[@epiclionsault92]

Spelling? HIS TEACHERS NEVER TAUGHT HIM THAT