Eurovision Was A Mess

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[@someguy2417]

As a Dutchy, im so happy that Pyro reacted to this. I met Joost IRL, He was local in my city for a while when he was still a small creator. He's a kind guy, wouldnt hurt a fly. The camera woman was breaking Officially stated rule set in place by the EBU and Eurovision festival. Joost gets very emotional at the ending of the song. He mentioned his passed away parents and is talking about if they're proud of him. He obviously gets very emotional from this- And he got followed by a camera woman (against officially stated rules.) Made a threatening movement, in a fit of emotional distress. Please Pyro, do not contribute to spreading misinformation. He doesnt deserve this flack. No media outside of the dutch mentions the officially stated rules the camera woman broke. This is painful for us Dutchies. We all got robbed. But most importantly, our innocent boy Joost Klein got his dreams crushed by corrupt rules.

[@CasperTheRamKnight]

praying for netherland cuz if yall didnt exist the game voor de kroon wouldnt exist so i hope joost gets justice

[@alpier1429]

Why would they file a lawsuit against him for a threatening gesture though? I've read on reddit that he broke the camera woman's camera but apologized immediately after. This situation is so fucked I feel really bad for him having his dreams crushed by euroshit. Guess we'll have to wait for more info

[@apocfaildotorg]

he performed in Russia 3 weeks after the invasion and has gone on record about how he wants “Russian babies” weirdo deserved the DQ. screw him

[@rikm2745]

as another dutchman, I can honestly say the majority of the country does not give a single shit. This eurosongfedtival has always been politically motivated and more of a glitter and glamour show than it has been about music. And nobody here actually heard of this joost fella before he did this shit. So nothibg changed in my world. 👍

[@GreenTF]

@@rikm2745 lol joost was definitely known before this absolute yap fella

[@DrinzenDrawz]

The incident with Joost was a verbal threat to the woman who harassed him. Also when Israel performed there were aduible boos so there were edited cheers in instead, you can hear the boos faintly in the footage from her performances. The sponsor you mentioned is named Moroccanoil and was the main sponsor for the event.

[@benasgale7723]

Yes, It's add's would be shown at the start and at the end of each segment.

[@peacemaster8117]

Israel is my favourite European country.

[@caesargold3695]

Israel try not to be dishonest challenge.

[@FaceBack2122]

Ahh, Israel. The number one European country. 😂

[@Toadface.]

It's not known exactly what Joost did I'm pretty sure though, I've heard stuff ranging from slightly pushing the woman's camera away from him to shaking his fist in a "back off" manner, either way, still a really dumb disqualification, he wasn't violent at all and it's completely undeserved to just crush one of the top contester's dreams for doing something about getting harassed

[@superchicken4636]

dude fell off so hard he had to mute the audio 💀

[@CamsterMoon]

Ur literally on the video

[@knaagdier]

Billionair youtuber btw

[@DoNotCallMyBrother]

@@knaagdier …. It’s a joke….💀

[@knaagdier]

@@DoNotCallMyBrother you're a joke

[@jami.j2044]

​@@DoNotCallMyBrotherYou have a clown pfp. Your the defenition of a joke.

[@X-SPONGED]

The highlight of Eurovision was seeing a Doppelganger Michael Vsauce perform on stage tbh

[@badzylla2072]

which one ?

[@TheWishDragon]

@@badzylla2072 Estonia's entry

[@martinchu3249]

Yeessss I knew it reminded me of someone

[@tyrawr4394]

my favorite song lmao, unironically so catchy

[@zirus5191]

It's weird how the only two countries that are currently in war are the ones who got 300+ points. Also, it's so stupid how they kicked out this guy for...wanting privacy apparently and had Russian also banned from Eurovision bcs of the war, but they did nothing for Israel. I wonder why

[@luiz3r0]

Well Well Well

[@KutsugeMindUrmoks]

Their main sponsor is an Israeli company pretending to be Moroccan

[@ViewOf]

Yeah, public vote is rigged. You can individually call/vote 20 times (each vote costing 50 cents) and even from countries that don't participate, all over the world. So yeah just pay 50 people in some country in Asia or the Middle East and rig the vote, so dumb.

[@Gr1ff-1333]

If it isn't the consequences of the Military Industrial Complex.

[@allieytri2059]

Apparently the 300+ votes for Israel were also from the same people who paid multiple times to vote...there's many of them admitting to it on twitter 😭

[@MelchiorVA]

Netherlands (Joost Klein) Got kicked out for making a ''threatening'' move to a camara woman because she kept filming without consent. It turned out Israel paid UBS to get him kicked out because he is openly against Israel and said ''Don't promote gambling'' to Eurovision

[@FrozenLord66]

average dutch person moment

[@lordofligma]

Oy vey

[@Astartes-6969]

Oi Veh.

[@LvkeLavish]

Shocker. Those “protesters” are everywhere it seems.

[@imaduck5564]

Wait, was it Israel that made him get kicked out?!

[@KSO-73]

10:14 "Free Pakistan" is the funniest shit XD

[@HistorySucksV]

Free palpatine

[@lazyegg2701]

It fell off

[@Beanzops]

🇵🇰

[@thsudy]

Didn’t the USA already free it once? But they were like “Women are what now? Aw hell no. Shut it down boys” lol

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

how about "free India" too since yknow.. gotta have both sides exist in a conflict. (india and pakistan fought against eachother.. then the Palestine nation attacked, mostly their daughters cavities)

[@DoctorKabanov]

I kinda hate Eurovision, but gotta admit Netherlands was actually pretty great lol

[@itsfeliciatime]

As a dutch person myself i can tell you that many people were sceptical about him when he had his videoclip released but the moment he got dq'ed everyone instantly loved him hahaha

[@oldscooljoe6194]

Joost was booted because he pused away a camera, he never layed hands on the woman. Right after his semi final preformance he asked multiple times to not be filmed, since he is a very emotional guy, his song is basically an oath to his dead father and his emotions would be extremely high afterwards. So the dutch delegation asked for the entire contest to not film him right after his preformance. But they still did. Which led to this incident. The police at the start of it basically said it was nothing major. But the EBU still booted him, maybe because they didn't like him? Maybe because corruption reasons? We dont know. All we know is he was unfairly punished, a public apology, or something similar would have been a wayyy better way to deal with this.

[@urbonaslt1]

he's farming points from his dead parents?

[@atsushimybeIoved]

@@urbonaslt1 what... no?

[@FryManTheGreat]

​@@urbonaslt1Thats foul man..

[@Mike51211]

@@urbonaslt1 It's a song dedicated to his parents

[@jekcu3693]

Funniest thing Pyro has said in recent memory: 5:00 until 5:36

[@arkhanok6329]

so true

[@freniisammii]

couldn't agree more

[@dudemp4]

i was laughing so hard

[@cadsquade]

peak 2024 commentary

[@Beanzops]

I agree

[@TheCutiePatrol]

pyro looks like a Eurovision contestant with that haircut

[@brycenpaschal8493]

DAYUM

[@RoseyChan420]

4:18 :3 spotted in public

[@bunnyventi]

haii :3

[@Rqidz]

wait what

[@CatsLilaSalem]

The current theory was that Joost got the DQ so easily because they wanted to use him as an distraction. There where a lot of issues with the delegation from Israel. I also did see multiple photos/videos of their delegation doing things that are not great, and they posted those things themselves public. It is now also known that multiple countries made an official complaint with EBU, including NL, before the DQ of Joost. The EBU does not want to or cannot do anything about the delegation stuff it seems, maybe because of the biggest sponsor being from Israel, or for other reasons

[@RoundBert_official]

''thats sick, i really really like that'' immediately skips the whole part

[@radesavic2979]

394 Durps in 6 Glipglaps bro glurped off

[@kelihhhhh3092]

ze glrop has blorglen........

[@chargedupmess]

Bogos binted

[@eloydb]

Zorp?

[@Beanzops]

I glorped during this xenzoon

[@demon_dust]

Ireland was a literal ritual lmao

[@Cornin33]

I thought some kinda hellspawn was gonna show up at some point

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

god I love Phallus-tine

[@ahpjlm]

I find it depressing that Joost got kicked off. He probably would have won (and it would be actually in a native language instead of English, showing off that you don’t need to sing in english to win)

[@krxsmyvc]

i actually don't think he would've won, but it would've be great to see him in the finals.

[@Missingno_Fan]

He was booted because the woman kept filming after Klein asked multiple times for her to stop, she wasn't even allowed to film him

[@Beckzyy]

that joost guy is literally just the dutch Oliver tree lmao. heavy oliver tree/little big vibes

[@yourfavweeb]

I was gonna say that fr!

[@viligerm6592]

Literally pyro in a blue suit 3:25

[@aughhhgh]

eurovision was so bad this year, my country got last because we sang in our own language.

[@lunar_rainbow]

Isn't the point of Eurovision to unite all the cultures/countries performing together? I would've thought that singing in your own language would be the go-to. Wtf lmao

[@ClodsireBeans]

robbed by the way, if this was a fair world, norway would have gotten top 10 pretty easily.

[@lili_vagynemtudom]

I LOVED NORWAY SM THEY WERE ROBBEDDDD

[@febbledebble]

Ever stopped and thought “hey other countries sung in their own languages as well but they got a ton of points” Maybe your song just sucked🤷🏼‍♀️

[@aughhhgh]

@@febbledebble fucking listen to the norwegian one, how did it get 3 votes.

[@17year_cicada]

less than an hour in and the bits of audio are already missing 😭

[@morkofficial1]

he never punched someone. he made a threatning movement towards her camera.

[@random_lich7604]

JOOST KLEIN DROOMT GROOT!!!!!!

[@thsudy]

03:00 Pyro's smile tho. You know he's getting that haircut once he turns 30 trying to hold on to his youth. lmao Also song Slaps. anyone know the song name?

[@TheEloquence64]

The name of the song is "Europapa" from Joost Klein. I haven't met a single person here in the Netherlands who actually likes our Eurovision entry, so I'm glad you can appreciate it.

[@febbledebble]

@@TheEloquence64I’m Dutch and I love it wdym😭😭 I’ve met TONS of dutchies who love it.

[@shockwave826]

Same man​@@febbledebble

[@Abram2020]

first time in 3 years that I looked at the comment section, man this comment section fell-off.

[@KatSpicert]

Welcome to the post-'My Response' Pyrocynical era. My condolences for the mess around here.

[@poly7069]

@@KatSpicert He moved out after the response video and started streaming. Now he reacts to youtube videos and receives voiced donations because it’s easier.

[@victorshopov4913]

Joost Klein mentioned, gekoloniseerd

[@kat-fs9lu]

LMAO

[@tadesubaru1383]

The smile creeping in as Joost starts singing and his genuine glee with the song and performance made my week. That's what klein does to an mfer

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

Pyro audience being too dumb to recognize propaganda is something i shoulda expected

[@morkofficial1]

its horrible how rumors become truth for some. You are completely wrong about joost. Joost never punched someone.

[@nightsquire8005]

Joost Klein asked the woman to stop recording him and she refused to, which violated stated rules. He’s anti-israel so it was very deliberate to get him in trouble and booted off. Don’t let people spread lies, we all know why it happened.

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

thats word of mouth coming from reddit. others say it was him pressing the woman on Israel and Palestine war instead

[@norwegianboyee]

@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Bro u not even a real account. No videos or anything. Most likely is that Israel paid reporter to harass him and then report him when he gets distressed. Biased Eurovision then punishes Netherlands only and puts in big media blackout to hide the truth. Israel's propaganda machine is huge and they are going especially hard lately to hide their genocide of Palestinians.

[@nightsquire8005]

@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Probably, but I don’t use reddit, so I didn’t get it from therr. This isn’t the first time schemes like this go on to eliminate competition over political affairs, it’s been done all throughout history, and she still violated rules by recording him when he said to stop

[@corsh2715]

​@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj do you think people are blind? There is footage of the Israel team harrassing the other contestants. Get out of here you schill 💀

[@GoGet3]

2 ads before the video started? this is generating some cash

[@8itesize]

theyre right, whoever is the most gay wins because eurovision is gay.

[@benasgale7723]

Then let me ask something. Why did England lose? Why did it get last place? It was a gay sausage fest, mostly.

[@luiz3r0]

It's more who is willing to glaze Israel more wins Croatia openly supports Israel and voted against a lot of stuff in UN condemning Israel's crimes

[@caesargold3695]

Eurovision cheat code. 1. Be lgbtq+ 2. Kneel for Israel 3. Support gambling

[@Beanzops]

​@@luiz3r0 Isf*ke

[@carlique4476]

If that was true the UK would've won lol

[@druidplayz2313]

Tbh joost kleins preformance looks like someone on some good shit would make

[@legeul]

I guess you always have that one guy who is just there having fun.

[@Naviamold]

Dutch, checks out

[@vincentsgames9876]

When he said hey and the screen behind him said Haii :3 that was very funny

[@YMilkshake]

Never thought I'd see Joost in a Pyro video

[@doppioviniegare6468]

I'm wondering who made the melody for the ending credits for those videos

[@howsad2397]

The dude is such a ray of sunshine i love it

[@user-ls2ve8ib3d]

Wait, which ones pyro in the thumbnail?

[@coolestferrett]

i might be the only person that was happy that switzerland won ;-; joost would have won by a landslide if not for his disqualification ps both songs are in my playlist

[@jacksmix7123]

id rather eat 100 pickles than watching 10 minutes of the Eurovision

[@itsfeliciatime]

it truly wouldn't be eurovision if either germany or uk would get 0 points

[@FoxSpaceMagik]

Yea Malmö and the surrounding towns were a complete disaster the entire time, people got so worked up

[@epender]

So Skåne was even more of a disaster than usual?

[@Bigmaaaaan]

The UK just regurgitates Ed Sheeran-esk songs

[@Housebrick_vr]

Pyro would spend 20 minutes explaining what a Eurovision is

[@senminatorobama1461]

Joost Klein would've won easily

[@benasgale7723]

Should have*

[@druidplayz2313]

He kinda verbal threat to reporter who paid to do by israel

[@SirTriton]

Nah he wasn’t gay enough 😂 (jokes aside, he would have totally won)

[@filip2210]

I love how people forget Croatia got 2nd place

[@bogustav21]

Very unlikely would probably not win over Croatia's Televote. And it is a song Juries doesn't like either.

[@charlieforreal421]

Why is Pyro on the thumbnail twice?

[@verspin]

What made you think Eurovision was about the best song performance??

[@benasgale7723]

This brought such sadness to me and my grandma, I wanted her to watch it so bad. I am so happy you liked both our faves.

[@ryzenryne8747]

Wh-why the random ear-piercing silence, Mr. Liam Neeson?

[@YMilkshake]

Pyro calling Joost's act cinema is putting such a massive smile on my face. I've been a fan of both since about 2016, such a cool clash of 2 worlds ❤

[@REGameFly]

How does UK choose a eurovision song?

[@avoimestiautisti1583]

"Eden Golan" feels like such an industry plant fake name lmao. It's like Ruzzia trying to send in Jesus Crimea.

[@josephnewsome2935]

She did grow up in Russia

[@custardniral7]

it's her real name tho

[@shithappens9291]

Its actually a really basic name in her country

[@CsyeCokTheSolly]

Golan was russian tho. She also visited Crimea after 2014 (Occupied)

[@josephnewsome2935]

@@CsyeCokTheSolly this whole event reminded me of what happened in 2015 with Russia only this time thankfully the juries released what the consequences would’ve been

[@bokettotea]

me when i am pyro and i joost klein

[@earl.c]

Ukraine's win and Sam "Jesus" Ryder were 2 years ago. Last year, the UK hosted and their contestant is the young girl in Mika's Grace Kelly music video (grown up ofc).

[@mementomori1553]

the guy in europapa looks like a straight version of pyrocynical

[@IWontBuy-RP]

It's funny considering both were called queers 😅

[@ugniuslaza1897]

25 likes in 3 minutes, this doing numbers

[@Gaminggamer45]

Windows 95 man

[@honilock577]

Check out Klemen Slakonja's "Ruf Mich Angela" or "Putin Putout", he's a comedian from my country and the Dutch song sounds exactly like his songs, which he made close to 10 years ago

[@tylore69]

“he’s non binary?” Is such a sentence

[@justvolt]

No way we got Eurovision slop

[@raznemon]

PYRO WHAT WAS THAT SLIP AT THE END????

[@MarieSallaupHalse]

Pyro: "we came last as always" Me (a Norwegian): ...

[@Mr_Ebuh]

There were agreement that joost would not be filmed coming off of the stage, the lady did so anyways, joost asked the lady to stop filming him several times,"threatening movement" towards her (didnt touch her doing so) and that got him disqualified...

[@salatsoose1290]

why is the fucking audio muted

[@brandonout2873]

probably becouse of claims

[@NyanSukaato]

​@@brandonout2873billionaire btw

[@thomasov2004]

@@NyanSukaato Using salt instead of sugar for tea should be criminalized. But you don't see me crying about Irish leather boots do you? Seriously, sometimes I just don't get people.

[@JKKing-xr2kc]

How do you see the dislike count?!

[@teasteel4900]

Ye, us Croats also kinda got fucked up by the judges, but 2nd place is still second place.

[@asta900bast6]

I thought it was xqc in the thumbnail lol

[@fishfeet100]

5:48 What the fuck do you mean? “Bro’s been crying” this song is based on his dead parents, godamn.

[@RawTimee]

Joost, eurovision can never make me hate u. His whole dream was to be on tv and he told his parents he would and he MADE IT. He did it.

[@Greyspecies9999]

he's covering the eurovision, the end is neigh

[@garretthberne3035]

Bro got a cut from the same barber as Pyro, nah. 💀💀

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

bro got the same haircut as Rain Epler

[@kadam.z]

Love how pyro just left after the 'free palestine' nonsense came on screen, bro does NOT want to involve himself in that can of worms, I respect it

[@Admin.-tt2li]

Nothing nonsense about ((Israel))

[@menedain483]

The Dutch guy is just Oliver tree

[@brycenpaschal8493]

A better one for sure

[@Salvage5681]

Why tf was israel in eurovision??? Im confused isnt it supposed to be only european countries edit: damn i didnt know non european countres could be in it, still doesnt make sense tho since it has euro in the name lol

[@matthewl5434]

Afaik Eurovision allows North African and Levantine countries to join, forgot why

[@legeul]

@@matthewl5434 And Australia as well because aparently they love Eurovision.

[@avoimestiautisti1583]

Yea, but it's different since they wouldn't get to host the next one even if they did somehow win ​@@legeul

[@Beanzops]

​@@legeulReally?

[@legeul]

@@Beanzops Years ago i remember Australia participating, no idea if they participated this year though.

[@tadesubaru1383]

Pyrocynical actually talking about eurovision is fucking WILD, man

[@Casp3rgam3r]

0:58 hes not straight

[@Euroneurogreece3097]

WHY TF DOES PYROCYNICAL EVER THOUGHT ON WATCHING EUROVISION ??????

[@Delicate140]

Bro actualy didnt listen to croatia

[@letecitoster3469]

fr

[@Indeed636]

YOU DONT HAVE TIME FOR SDMP, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU JUST MAKE SLOP MAN

[@ovastek216]

Bro fell off so hard he had to mute the audio

[@tele_epic]

i cant believe doflamingo won

[@anthonymateo4068]

bro why’d you post during school im trynna learn my abc’s WAAA WAAA

[@Beanzops]

oldest pyro fan

[@Cirelgasp]

Only now I realize that Pyrocynical looks like Joost Klein

[@AtomicPython]

Eurovision 💀

[@JoeMalon]

agreed with the guy in the chat that said would🔥

[@straenmusikant7402]

cant believe pyro is churning out radioactive slop and misinformation :33

[@xb3nw0]

juiced kloain cmon bro dont disrespect joost like that

[@kosmicznywariat4880]

Pyro really using the same thumbnail just to show off how big his chin turned out in the selfie😢

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

1:00 they ain't straight

[@boyuhh9178]

Im dutch and a real joost klein fan for years. But also a longtime pyro viewer (since 2016-17). This is so weird to see hahahaha

[@premiumammoavoider]

VERONIKA -- BACK TO ROOTS

[@larrancia]

joost klein droom groot

[@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it]

remember. joost klein is the biggest winner of the eurovision and he even said that HE DOESNT AIM FOR THE FIRST PLACE bcuz he has no hopes for a win but here we go. his song is still listened by many ppl

[@GameFryer_Studio]

Let this be known as the year Eurovision died

[@blats31]

3:27 funny as hell

[@BetriebAnin]

1:47 Jack Manifold

[@vincentsgames9876]

Joost is pronounced like Yoest

[@ivebe7640]

Joost Klein would not have won but He would probably come top 3 or top 5

[@frey6955]

never knew that pyro performing on the stage while showcasing his christmass dinner on big screen