Q114: What Are The Rules Of The Prison Chow Hall?

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[@bio-plasmictoad5311]

I tried some of these tactics at my grandmother's nursing home and got my wigg split.

[@scrappydoos]

Bio-plasmic Toad lol wtf

[@ekcorp6350]

😂

[@ashleyjrwatson]

Too funny hahahahaha

[@chrismc410]

Cheeks busted too?

[@bio-plasmictoad5311]

@@paddymuppy who says I didn't.

[@johan9388]

I like how you can see how Shaun really listens without cutting in or whatever. Shaun seems like a real mindful guy.

[@delta2461]

Absolutely ! And not full of himself

[@MK-Hogan]

It’s all the meditation and yoga 🧘🏻‍♂️

[@johan9388]

@@MK-Hogan Yeah I know meditation can do a lot. I used to meditate daily and it did lots of good for me. I really should do it more often again actually..

[@fansovertheworld834]

Why am I trying to remember all this like I’m going to an American prison soon😂😭

[@Sunset.35476]

I’m trying to justify that also!

[@Vieledspy]

Same

[@fansovertheworld834]

😂😂

[@DavidPigbody]

lmao

[@gyrgrls]

If you're gonna get banged up, make sure it's in Norway. :)

[@GordonTaylorThomas]

"enchilados", wildman, an ambassador of culture

[@jacobcave7486]

I love the comment section

[@seanmurphy26]

A distinguished gentleman.. I laughed hard on "enchilados"

[@johnholland6180]

@@seanmurphy26 you done what with a hard on?

[@seanmurphy26]

Wow, that speaks for itself

[@happentodie8776]

mr spaghettio hahahaha I laughed when he said “ enchiladOs !” too lol

[@gavinoabsinthe6797]

You can see how much Shaun loves listening to Wildman's stories, no matter how many times he's heard them. You can see the love and respect.

[@danphillips3730]

The way Wildman answers questions males me feel like I've actually got to go to prison and he's giving me genuine advice

[@ronchon5246]

Dan Phillips pmsl

[@farcrazy99]

“It’s not just blacks that like chicken” 👌👌👏👏

[@bigsam19799]

i once did time in a county where we had chicken all the dam time. at least 10-12 times a week. i ate so much fuckin chicken, i started CLUCKIN in my sleep. LOL one time they served us chicken 3 times in one day(boiled eggs for breakfast,chicken patty for lunch and chicken quarters for dinner) i swore id never eat chicken again. ans wouldnt you know, the 1st fuckin thing i had when i got out was CHICKEN FUCKIN WINGS!!!!!

[@rayrushton1862]

@@bigsam19799 wings are nearly free

[@johnatlascrumpjr648]

I love that comment... no fucks giving....🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

[@AliciaM5555]

Lol, yeah that was priceless! 😂

[@CarlosSanchez-yv5fy]

@Árpád think your describing pork

[@jackudygames90]

Hi Shaun, what is Christmas like in prison? Upvote so that he sees this.

[@spoopymanthelordofmemes7441]

Bump

[@masterblob7196]

f

[@steviethespring]

lots of suicide.

[@necko2529]

It's a sad day, Christmas is, for sure...

[@daddylongleg6848]

screw that i wanna see a video about what Valentines day is like. lol

[@olliedenning102]

You’re both great story tellers

[@zlashex]

Stumbled across your page a few weeks ago Shaun and can’t stop watching your videos. Just wanted to leave a quick comment to say thank you for sharing your experiences with us, as well as those of Wildman, T Bone and the rest. It seems that for all the ‘bad’ people in prison there are also many ‘good’ folk too. Life isn’t black and white like so many people think it is, and the American justice system as you say is quite clearly just a cash cow - at the expense of those deemed to be on the bottom rung of society usually. Please keep it up, love hearing Wildman’s many stories as well as your own, it is a real eye opener as to how brutal life can be inside. I’ve never been to prison myself (and don’t plan on going) but it’s interesting and humbling to listen to what you’ve all been through from the first day inside up until the present day. Glad to see that you and Wildman are doing well, and hope that T Bone will find justice one day sooner rather than later from his most recent bogus conviction. Keep up the good work!

[@andrewroberts6344]

“It’s not just blacks that like chicken” I’m surprised he can say that in 2018 and not be sent to prison again

[@beakyturf6336]

Wildman has a licence from the government to use the word bl**k.

[@andrewroberts6344]

Beaky Turf black isn’t a bad world...

[@andrewroberts6344]

Awesome Bent yeah I know ahaha

[@beakyturf6336]

@@andrewroberts6344 it was a joke.

[@andrewroberts6344]

Beaky Turf I know it was a joke. I think you missed my point, on how I made satire about the fact people get sent to prison over nothing these days...

[@RN1441]

Wildman has the right sentiment on social media. It's all about bragging and very little reality.

[@benwinter2420]

FB is all sociopaths , no guilt or regret , just anxiety from being caught out in their lies

[@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904]

U know what, he hit the nail on the head. I used to take photos of food, but it was when I was training and trying out fun ways of making boring food look delicious. Also, to show my family that I’m cooking traditional (Jamaican) food so they understand I’m settled. I know a girl whose Instagram looks like she just goes on holiday and eats out. Never has a boyfriend. Also, looks like cosmetic surgery over time in the photos, plus all her bum gone from excess dieting. Her friend posts pics of herself and tags the names of the designer labels she’s wearing. Pics of herself all over the world and with expensive items.

[@michellem3982]

l love hearing both of your stories together...You make a great team !

[@jimmyj9609]

American jails so different to our British jails. From what I've experienced I've not seen racial grouping and never eaten in a chow room, always in the cell. American jails seem alot worse in many circumstances.

[@fourteencrows1244]

Jimmy Young bro.. its savave

[@fourteencrows1244]

Savage*

[@jimmyj9609]

@@fourteencrows1244 it certainly seems it from all the videos and comments I've seen on here!!!

[@JamiePiller]

There most definitely are gangs in our prisons but it's not the same as there. I have only been out for around 1.5 years and our prisons are slowly getting worse. There was a huge issue with the London gangs in there.

[@jimmyj9609]

@@JamiePiller You would know better than me as its been 7years since I was banged up. Most of my time was YO too, only spent about a year in adult jail. From what I've heard it is certainly alot more violent than when I was in there.

[@jamesrobertson2987]

Not my proudest fap but what's done is done.

[@fourteencrows1244]

James Robertson wtf

[@thelegendarycapricorngoat7887]

Even on Prison YT chats U HAVE PEDOS LETS SMASH THIS FUCK.

[@jedicrab821]

@@graeme3023 same thing

[@samuelwoods164]

Kos for that Jimmy

[@jamesrobertson2987]

@@uwvadertje I'll put it back in then...

[@richardgabriel6674]

Can't stop watching your videos very interesting

[@lukebowler6389]

Hi Shaun and Wildman, on a tour of an old prison I once saw a tattoo gun made from a guitar string and a walkman motor. What are some of the ingenious ideas you witnessed while serving time? Cheers.

[@master_Blaster91]

Luke Bowler I got my prison tattoo for £5 with a sewing needle attached to a modified beard trimmer using printer ink

[@JeffBilkins]

"common sense ain't really fukkin common" - legend

[@zacpackman9186]

if a disabled person was to go to jail due to being appering weak would they get a free pass or would they get tested the same as everyone else or would htat be seen as being weak picking on a disabled bloke?

[@masterblob7196]

Probably would go to some special prison

[@zacpackman9186]

ahh isee. im not talking about toaly disabled in a wheel chair type. more someone like me who has a leg brace and walks funny and has lots of pain and has limited moblity and weakness in arms legs and back. .

[@fourteencrows1244]

Sorry to hear about the brace man..

[@zacpackman9186]

fourteen crows thanks man thats life :)

[@fourteencrows1244]

I hear that brother. Will you ever have it removed? Or is the brace now a permanat thing?

[@RabbitRaper15]

Wildman is a national treasure

[@strykerjones8842]

Ladmo bags! That’s some classic Phoenix nostalgia. The term came from the local kids show “Wallace and Ladmo”. It was a prize bag of goodies 1 kid in the audience would get during the show.

[@beavernut2079]

Those were the good ol’ days here in Phoenix!

[@OldieWan]

Closing in on 100k subs Mr. Attwood! Congrats and cheers sir! Much respect.

[@mikedevaney3507]

These two are so good I'd listen to ye for hours!! Also Wild man is hilarious

[@vikinginspace4881]

Wildman is right about Fakebook!

[@SkinnyLegend1800]

You guys together are great. Can tell you’re great pals.

[@baileyjones5744]

Did you witness any relationships between prisoners and guards during your time?

[@xFlRSTx]

i think in maximum security the gangs just wont let you talk to them at all

[@db-ki3ue]

Gary Carlyle Did you ever see her out of prison

[@db-ki3ue]

Gary Carlyle fair enough

[@mrep9460]

@@Garycarlyle which HMP was you in?

[@johnatlascrumpjr648]

I've heard alot about you wild man from previous videos.. its nice to hear from you..

[@MrHEC381991]

Stupid question; Seeing as it's an American prison and they celebrate every holiday under the sun, was there a movie night on Halloween?

[@bryanmcsweeney007]

Hi guys, do you think it would be possible to serve a whole sentence without ever getting in a fight? Have you ever seen it done?

[@nathankeane7615]

TheFlashBandicoot great comment and all but man you need to change that profile pic and that’s coming from me

[@poolworld1]

is it possible not to get bummed

[@funtastic97]

Hi guys,what is the water like in prison?do you drink as often as you want?is it clean? Keep up the great work guys

[@TheBoss-jf6de]

Damn! This is a great question!

[@philnewton9752]

How did you find the balance between going in and not looking timid enough to become a target but also not looking so cocky that you'd get smashed anyway? I always figured that would be a fine balancing act. Also, is it possible for someone to be a lone wolf in prison and survive?

[@gregorymassarini8688]

It’s so true. You are always hungry while locked up, especially at the beginning before you get commissary.

[@johnatlascrumpjr648]

"Its not only blacks who like chicken, I like chicken to"...😂😂😂 I ain't mad at you bro!!!!😂😂😂

[@Vieledspy]

Hey, you guys are awesome! Great story tellers, you seem like you have come far, my question is, was there anything you particularly liked in the shop and got ever time and was there seasonal stuff in the shop, to get your holiday spirit on behind bars

[@lewistimson6078]

I love how Wild man swears, it cracks me up as it is just right when he does swear 😂😂

[@kevinreyes4673]

Shaun looks like he’s stuck in a trip

[@steveanderson7758]

They just reminded me of another story. At my first prison I got a job in the garbage room in the hall. It was great. I would eat as much as I could before dumping the food out the back door. Since I did work with garbage I wasn't supposed to touch the food that the prisoners would be eating but once my boss asked me to open a whole shitload of canned apricots. I reminded him that I wasn't supposed to touch the food. He reminded me I was an inmate and he was my boss. So I poured all of the cans of apricots into a caulender and was supposed to throw all of the juices away. WHAT? I put it into a large garbage bag, snuck some sugar out of the chow hall and put that into the bag. I had a good hiding place in the garbage room. I just need some yeast. After asking some inmates if there was any way to swipe some yeast. One guy told me he could get some but it wouldn't be that day. I thought I could trust him so I showed him the bag and told him to put as much yeast as he could get into the bag. About an hour later I see the kitchen guard walking around with my future pruno over his shoulder. That punk-ass bitch snitched me out. He was moved to another prison after that.

[@ridermacleod423]

Congratulations on 100K followers...

[@dakotathacker3821]

What happens when enter jail/prison amd youre already initiated/tatted up? And what if you were a shot caller previously, or come in as a very high profile member of your gang?

[@timmiehawkins1073]

What happens if someone comes up and puts his finger in your food would that be reason to Square Off right then and there and what would happen if you do?

[@dee.snuts88]

Hawk eye Better split that fuckin wig

[@masterblob7196]

What happens if you're put in a cell with another race, eg white vs black? Do you have to not be seen to get along outside of your cell?

[@shaunjon6692]

whats your option if you have a multi millionaire gangster after you in prison and he runs the place ,would you have to go on protection and get a transfer or something,iv never been to prison im just curius

[@sugarsnap1578]

RIP ! Wildman .

[@jonathandaykin8280]

If someone asks the heads or other guys where newbies sit, would they get pissed off if you disturb them?

[@SusieW-ku4ub]

Now THAT’S a famous bannister - Wildman’s bannister! I bet it’s heard some good stories. 👍🏼👍🏼😃

[@leech_0157]

question for wildman, how do UK prisons compare to the US prisons ?

[@SuperMidnightkid]

Do you have to sit down? Can you eat standing up?

[@unnamedchannel1237]

Yeah but if you drop something don’t bend over to pick it up

[@harryredmond8744]

when you guys both had 5 years on your sentence left, if someone had said to you that you can take a 50/50 chance of getting 2.5 years knocked off or 5 years added on, would you have taken it?

[@littlemaggot1785]

Oliver Minshall what sort of question is that

[@JohnSmith-ri1mb]

Little Maggot a stupid one

[@harryredmond8744]

John Smith fuck off

[@SS-sw9jl]

Really enjoying these longer videos mate

[@lewisspear91]

what happens if you take a dump in the cell toilet and it smells really bad ?

[@imZeroedIn]

They courtesy flush so you don't smell up the cell

[@nickjeffrey8050]

Love u guys so much, your stories are amazing 😂👌

[@JDGooch-wp1yk]

Thanks for sharing. Your videos are visual manuals. Keep up the great work. Cheers.

[@I_leave_mean_comments]

"...enchaladoes..." lol. wildman is the man.

[@erice.3892]

What happens if a guy is flat-out refusing to work in prison?

[@chrismc410]

The same thing if you refuse to do anything in prison: you get your wig split

[@coopersbullhorn]

Wildman is so funny! Especially at the end talking about Facebook

[@Hanshi64]

Shaun and Peter I hardly ever respond on any youtube video but I've now watched quite a few of yours. In the beginning, I am going to be 100% straight with you, I thought you were a bit of an idiot capitalizing on being an even bigger idiot and glorifying your situation. But after as I said several videos and listening very carefully to how you and Peter talk and respond to negative comments and really care about people, I must say for what it's worth I can see why you and Peter got along in the system as well as you did. You are both very honest, respectful and charismatic guys who I really enjoy listening to your experiences and how it affected both of you. The one word I would use to describe both of you is very genuine. So I am glad I took the time to watch you more. I wish both of you all true success and thank you for taking the time to share your time and experiences with the world. God Bless

[@janemoore1599]

Love your prodcasts Shaun your the best

[@dylangriso9747]

Hi, as an ex 1% er club member whose served time in uk prisons, how do us 1% er clubs get on in us prisons.

[@astralclub5964]

There’s nothing I don’t like about Wildman’s stories!

[@doilookniceinthis]

Trip adviser? I was looking for a holiday how much does it cost ?Is it full board?

[@davidw6276]

Wildman is brilliant 😂

[@sugarsnap1578]

R IP wildman !

[@spikydude98]

For a guy like me, tall thin, glasses, how would I avoid being a punk? Even though there's no way for me to fight back. Lone wolf (Rather) Loan sheep is an easy target. But I wouldn't want to owe anybody anything for protection. What's the best possible game plan? Thanks Shaun and Wildman! You guys are great fun.

[@notnotness4765]

Lift some weights.

[@sirandrelefaedelinoge]

Stay out of prison...

[@sharu8758]

Love you two, good advice.

[@misskutula2294]

That was great! "Where else do you get to eat 36 fucking cupcakes? 😂😂"

[@nottyvondutchmusic2354]

Folks in our local county usually end up standing to eat, until they are invited to sit somewhere. Pretty much the only way you can guarantee you aren't stepping on toes.

[@rukus9585]

couldn't agree with Wildman more. Fake life Facebookers.

[@elevenism769]

Shaun, do you have a video wherein you talk at length specifically about the problems with the American justice and jail system? You touched on some of it in the Alcotraz talk and really got me thinking

[@Logan.Ninefingers]

Thank you so much Shaun. I've watched so many of your prison vids now I reckon I could just about get away with it. I'm old too so that would help.

[@leesawford]

Shaun looks like Homer Simpson trying to concentrate real hard - the circus tune going , jugglers, Uni cycles...da, da, dada,dada,dah,dah, dah,daaah...and to find out they have actual ‘chairs in prison’ !! Basically- sit on the floor , look at the floor... stay on the floor !

[@jezlanejl]

WildMans Nostrils are so big, he Snorts Barrels at a time....

[@KiwiPokerPlayer]

"Wildman can get away with that kind of stuff, but in this video we're telling you what NOT to do". hahaha.

[@RP-dy5mu]

I love watching shaun space out in these videos. It looks so weird

[@jonnyayebaken6991]

Shaun to become a leader do you have to come up the ranks e.g. go from a normal prisoner to torpedo etc... or if your powerful enough can you just walk in and become a head?

[@GeraldBrownBritsinCreteNet]

What is a pill line?

[@jordansherwood3260]

If an old man (say in his 70's) gets sent to prison would he still get a heart check like the younger prisoners or would he be left due to his age?

[@skeletor79us]

Hell yeah! Majority of the time, if they're over 70. They're chomo's.

[@jordansherwood3260]

@@skeletor79us even if they aren't chomos?

[@skeletor79us]

@@jordansherwood3260 in General, sooner or later, if you like it or not. Someone is going to step to you.

[@dudemonkfish4641]

Hello what is the gym etiquette. Cheers.

[@karlosspades7293]

Shaun has a contiguous laugh, Which makes me laugh :D

[@paulhandy5856]

Would or do you ever go back to visit your mates who are still doing time? Or would u even want to?

[@paulhandy5856]

@@shaunattwoodOFFICIAL thats a bit grim mate..... quality channel by the way and big respect for how you and Wildman have come through the other side and turned it into a positive 👍 Wildman looks like hed hed be a good mafia boss in good fellas or sumit 🤣😂🤣👍

[@Muscleupsanddangles]

What is pill cull?

[@beavis4763]

I had a microwave cheese burger and 25 magic mushrooms for dinner haha

[@smallerfreeze]

Lucky

[@buckleupbuster9655]

What was the layout of Arizona prison

[@DavidR..Shay2.0]

Excellent content Shaun and Peter

[@WettyFap-qw6ex]

How do prisoners get money and drugs into prison?

[@lt.danslegs9737]

Keister food out of the chow hall???

[@SOS-School_Of_Survival]

Six oranges!

[@DonRoyalX]

Johnathan McClanty 2 oranges and a banana

[@RustTrust637]

Love the videos Shaun, keep it up

[@TuleeMaster]

Shaun looks like a head and neck with all the darkness. Lol

[@zeroireland]

Like Art Attack haha

[@mrfrisky2997]

is that Crusher off porridge?

[@timmiehawkins1073]

I apologize for the questions but what's a boomboy?

[@peoplearedaft5079]

Bum boy, basically they just fuck the pretty boys because they're serving life and there isn't any girls about

[@scrappydoos]

I loved Wildmans rant at the end

[@georgehabib5086]

Brilliant as always

[@theprudenudist2182]

What if you're mixed race in prison?

[@lioalexandro9514]

"Fk u fb fkrs" I want that t-shirt 😂

[@jacobcave7486]

1:03 best part of the whole video

[@lewistimson6078]

Shaun, could you write to T-bone with regards to what unit he was in when as a marine?

[@timmiehawkins1073]

Question for Wildman, was it in the state that you did your time if you don't mind me asking?

[@mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904]

If someone is mixed race, which race do they choose to identify as in jail?

[@SG-cg9kw]

How did you make hooch?

[@whattowatchrightnow]

if convicts behaved like this on the outside they wouldn't get to the inside

[@playswithknives]

Is there any chance of you doing a vid with Joe from After Prison Show and Big Herc from Fresh out?

[@JessicaAzura]

little bit late here but this had me howling lmao