Sahar Qaloom Mashup (Official Video) |Qashqarian Band|

We are taking you back to the era of “Iqbaludin Sahar”, the man well renowned for talking sweet just like Ahmad Faraz described “Bolay to baton say Phool jarhtay hain”. Iqbaludin Sahar needs no introduction, he hails from Shoghore, now settled in Balach and his ancestors are from a well-known and respectable family of Ghizer Gilgit Baltistan. During his life time he has composed 400 songs and most of them are super hits, and a rich part of Chitral music library.
The Mashup comprises three melodious tunes which are written, composed, and sang by Iqbal Uddin Sahar himself. “Ay Dilbar e Dildar” has been composed in Goldure in the late 80’s surrounded by the company of his friends. “Shireen Anwazo Gaan” is a beautiful production during the same era at Jang Bazar. These two songs have been produced spontaneously in a friend’s circle and it is the God-gifted quality bestowed upon him from the Heavens. “ Tamasha mo ko ma taqdeero sora” is a beautifully sung and composed ode produced by Iqbal uddin Sahar for his life partner. This piece has been composed at Ayun and it was released in the late 80’s.
So, our dear viewers and Listeners enjoy this groovy Mashup with the company of your elders and if you saw some tears in eyes of the youth of 80’s, do let us know. It will bring back memories of that era. Chitral Scouts band party and Nelofer will have a soothing effect on your eyes and of course, our music is for your ears and heart.
Lyrics
Aye Dil bar e Dildaar
Aye Dil bar e Dildaar harush deewana ka asoor
Hush koray ki ta prushta ta parwana ka asoor
Aye Dil bar e Dildaar
Jama honi faqeranan ettu botaw d maroor
Ta dasta qatal ki hoi albat maqsadi taroo
Hai gaderian majlisa hash deewana ka asoor
Hush koray ki ta prushta ta parwana ka asoor
Aye Dil bar e Dildaar
Drust alama mashki giti ta darbaro mali
Khoshpo ghona blachaiman luspa ki ma host khali
Gamburian hosta kori ta awana ka asoor
Hush koray ki ta prushta ta parwana ka asoor
Aye Dil bar e Dildaar
Ishqo azalar tan sher bo qurbani
Shireen anwazo gaan ta nadani
Hai rahain bo Ajaib giti baghani
Horo thy notan raqsoom ma marani
Ma nasain kuri bisan worio gani
Tu tan ALLAHo nama ma shunkhwaay maherbani
Maherbani, Ta Nadani Ta Nadani Maherbani
Khalis shunkhiko bachain ta khidmat gaar
Wa kya daghi no behchoor e wori gyaar
Thy boi hardio bagha wa nawbahar
Bo parishan asitam hai ta khabar
Worio gani biran khi darbarar
Jahan khul mastia sher hai woriar
Drung choi oraru haram akhair Sahar
Masoom malgiri oshoi matan sitar
Hs ma gamburio wori ghaichan khumaar
Ta pongo multu chute bo minadar
Awa bai zarar insan ay ma dinaar bo bai azaar
Bo bai azaar bo bai zaraar, bo bai zaraar bo bai azaar
Ki tan hardio razo bachayriman andesha puluir zubaan
Hya angaro tan hardia lakhi khashitam ta ishqo ghaman
Mo lolay ma halatay zaaro ki ta ma ishqo tn lihaz
Tamasha moko ma taqdiro sora lafaz niwashtai gudaaz
Ta har nazar matan ajalo weshu, ta har alafaz matn garan
Ki tan hardio razo bachayriman andesha puluir zubaan
Sahar ta ishqa pului pheru ki bom, hatay angaro tn salam
Tu ki qahro nazarain ma lalisan hya ta ishqo ihtiraam
Kicha sakhti d ki masora hani ma rooh khoshain qurban
Khoshain qurban Khoshain qurban, puluir zuban puluir zuban
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To our fans who don’t understand Khowar (Chitrali), the wait is finally over. Subtitles now available for our latest song Paigham, and also Akhari Phak. Go to “cc” option on KZbin and enjoy the rich meaning of our Khowar poetry. Very 🔜 you will enjoy all our songs with English captions. Thanks to our mentor Shah Salman for the translation!

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Thank You brother ❤️.

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I dont need to watch it to prove how good it is bcoz i know Qashqarians alway release masterpieces 🔥🔥 I really wish this one to touch 1M very fast💕

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InshaAllah... With your kind support we will reach 1M soon...

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Best Combination of Music and Khowar Poetry ❤️Just Love it Both Music and Lyrics! Sahar Poetry and Qashqarian Band ❤️❤️❤️ Khalis shunkhiko bachain ta khidmat gaar Wa kya daghi no behchoor e wori gyaar Thy boi hardio bagha wa nawbahar Bo parishan asitam hai ta khabar Worio gani biran khi darbarar Jahan khul mastia sher hai woriar Drung choi oraru haram akhair Sahar Masoom malgiri oshoi matan sitar Hs ma gamburio wori ghaichan khumaar Ta pongo multu chute bo minadar Awa bai zarar insan ay ma dinaar bo bai azaar Bo bai azaar bo bai zaraar, bo bai zaraar bo bai azaar....

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Greetings From Mulen Moroi lower Chitral. 👋 Masterpiece hoi dostanan. Listed it to My Most Favourite. 💕 *E suggestion hash ki sithaaro phuk ziyad angeyor, ho bo khur komian maza sher. 👏 03:03 to 03:46 peak hoi.

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I love your song 2 MILLION VIEWS SOON INSHAALLAH

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""Ta dasta qatel ki hoy albt maqsadi tarur🔥🔥"" Masterpiece❤

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Another masterpiece 💕 Hope it gets more than 2M views Inshaa Allah.....

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Lots of potential with superb power . Loved the booming voice and bags of character in your tone ♥️

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Your beats are echoing all-around the mountains of Gilgit and chitral. bo shelli 😍😍😍

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lyrics had kori sumi QashQarian or Niaz bo zabardast

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We had arranged multimedia at office for this. And you guys made me proud, i wish i could share the amazement and joy of my colleagues here. believe me its in repeat mode with full volume and they are on their feets. thank you Qashqarian.

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​@@qashqarianband😢😢ایسا دیس ہے میرا ( پاکستان کا سافٹ امیج ) میرے کچھ مخالفین مجھ پر اعتراض کرتے ہیں کہ میں ہمیشہ تنقیدی تحریریں لکھتا ہوں اور منفیت پھیلاتا ہوں ۔۔ میں اُن کے اس اعتراض کا شافی جواب دے سکتا ہوں لیکن آج جواب نہیں دونگا بلکہ آج مثبت تحریر لکھنے کی کوشش کرونگا ۔۔ اکثر لوگ پاکستان کے حالات اور یہاں دستیاب سہولیات سے شاکی رہتے ہیں اور ملک کی بدخوئی کرتے ہیں ۔۔ ایسا کرتے ہوئے وہ اُن نعمتوں اور آزادیوں کو یکسر نظرانداز کرتے ہیں جو اس ملک کے باسیوں کو حاصل ہیں ۔۔ افلاطونِ دوراں حضرت علامہ حماد صافی صاحب نے پاکستان کو اللہ کی نشانیوں میں سے ایک نشانی قرار دیا ہے اور بالکل درست قرار دیا ہے ۔۔ مملکتِ پاکستان کے شہریوں کو دستیاب نعمتوں کی ایک ہلکی سی جھلک پیشِ خدمت ہے ۔۔ اس ملک میں اگر آپ ڈاکٹر ہیں تو آپ کے کلنک کے ارد گرد ایکسرے ، لیبز ، میڈیکل سٹورز کی کمائی میں سے بھی آپ کا حصہ کنفرم ہے ۔۔ اگر آپ انجنئر ہیں تو آپ کسی ٹھیکیدار کو اپنی ڈگری دے کر گھر بیٹھے پیسے لے سکتے ہیں ۔۔ یہی سہولت ایک فارماسسٹ کو میڈیکل سٹور اور ایک پیتھالوجسٹ کو لیب سے دستیاب ہے ۔۔ دنیا کے کسی اور ملک میں ڈگری کو اتنی عزت حاصل نہیں ۔۔ اگر آپ کا بچہ کند ذہن اور لفنگا ہے تو پریشان ہونے کی ضرورت نہیں ۔۔ آپ اسے چوکارہ کرک کے کسی سکول/ کالج میں داخل کروا لیں ۔۔ وہ نوے فیصد سے زیادہ مارکس لے لےگا ۔۔ ڈگری لے کر بھی اگر کوئی فارغ ہے تو وہ آرام سے موٹیویشنل سپیکر بن سکتا ہے ۔۔ اگر آپ کا بچہ کند ذہن بھی ہے اور آپ کے پاس اسے پڑھانے کے پیسے بھی نہیں تو اسے کسی مدرسے کے حوالے کرکے ستو پی کر سو جائیں ۔۔ وہاں سے فارغ ہوکر اس کے پاس بہت ساری اتھارٹیز ہونگی ۔۔ مثلا" جنت دوزخ کے ٹکٹ ، کفر ، اسلام ، نکاح ، طلاق ، حلالے کے فیصلے ۔۔ وہ حلالے سے خود بھی مستفید ہوسکےگا ۔۔ اگر وہ کوئی جتھہ بنانے میں کامیاب ہوگیا تو ملک کے وزیرِ قانون سے بھی تجدیدِ ایمان کرواسکتا ہے ۔۔ وہ کسی کے خلاف بھی فتوی' دے کر ملک کی زمین اس پر تنگ کرسکتا ہے ۔۔ اگر اس کے پاس آٹھ سال پڑھ کر بھی علم نام کی چیز نہیں آئی تو پریشان نہ ہو ۔۔ وہ ایک چینل بنا لے اور غونث پاک اور دوسرے اکابرین کے مافوق الفطرت قصے کہانیاں سنایا کرے ۔۔ یا پھر چسکےدار سوالوں کے جواب دیا کرے ۔۔ اسکا کاروبار دن دگنی رات چگنی ترقی کرےگا ۔۔ اگر آپ کے پاس چارلی چیپلن کے دور کی دھواں اُڑاتی گاڑی ہے تو آپ کو ٹینشن لینے کی ضرورت نہیں ۔۔ آپ بےفکر ہوکر روڈ پر نکلیں اور موٹرسائکل سواروں کے چہروں پر کالک ملتے جائیں ۔۔ آپ کو چھوٹی سی چھوٹی گاڑی میں پریشر ہارن لگانے کی اجازت ہے ۔۔ آپ کسی راہ چلتے کو پریشر ہارن کے ذریعے ڈرا کر خود کو محظوظ کرا سکتے ہیں ۔۔ اگر آپ کے گھر کے پاس سڑک گزرتی ہے تو آپ اس میں ہر دس فٹ پر سپیڈ بریکر بنا سکتے ہیں ۔۔ پانی اور گیس کی لائن کے لیے کہیں سے بھی سڑک کو کھود سکتے ہیں ۔۔ کوئی آپ کو پوچھنے والا نہیں ۔۔ اور اگر آپ موٹرسائیکل سوار ہیں تو انہی سپیڈ بریکرز کو "تشریف" اوپر اٹھا کر فل سپیڈ سے پار کرسکتے ہیں ۔۔ اگر آپ کسی سرکاری دفتر میں بابو لگ گئے تو سمجھیں کہ خدا نے آپ کو مخلوقِ خدا کو ذلیل کرنے کا سرٹیفیکیٹ دے دیا ۔۔ آپ سائلین کو چکر پر چکر لگواتے رہیں اور تسکینِ قلب کا سامان کرتے رہیں ۔۔ اگر آپ خوش قسمتی سے پولیس میں چھوٹے موٹے کانسٹیبل لگ گئے تو پھر تو عام بندہ آپ کے سامنے شئے ای کوئی نئیں ۔۔ آپ کسی راہ چلتے کو بھی ذلیل کرسکتے ہیں ۔۔ اگر آپ سیاستدان ہیں اور نیب ، ایف آئی اے وغیرہ کے چکر میں پھنسے ہوئے ہیں تو نو مئی کے واقعات کی مذمت کرکے پوِتر ہوسکتے ہیں ۔۔ اگر آپ نے بکریاں یا مرغیاں پالی ہوئی ہیں تو آپ کو پڑوسی کی فصل یا سبزیوں کی پروا کرنے کی ضرورت کوئی نہیں ۔۔ آپ اپنی مرغیاں اور بکریاں کھلی چھوڑ سکتے ہیں ۔۔ ثابت شدہ حقیقت ہے کہ تازہ نکلی ہوئی پالک اور دھنیہ کھاکر مرغیاں ہشاش بشاش رہتی ہیں جس سے آٹومیٹکلی آپ کو بھی ایک عجیب روحانی خوشی حاصل ہوگی ۔۔ اور سب سے بڑی آزادی ۔۔ کہ آپ جب چاہیں اپنا کوڑے کا شاپر پڑوسی کی نالی میں یا دروازے کے پاس پھینک کر گُنگناتے ہوئے وہاں سے جاسکتے ہیں ۔۔ یقین کریں ان سہولتوں کا اگر گوروں کو پتہ چل گیا تو پاکستان کے لیے ویزوں کی لائن لگ جائیگی ۔۔rt

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