QI MARATHON! 50 Hilarious Rounds! Featuring Stephen Fry

[@kristapsmuravjovs7061]

Made me giggle how you guys just gave up with the chapters at one point, lol. Love these compilations though, QI is one of the best things ever

[@TheWebcrafter]

25:25 - She was only the Admiral's daughter but she had a naval base full of discharged seamen.

[@MRTransportVideos]

She was only the weatherman's daughter, but she enjoyed a stiff vein.

[@finbarscanlonwolf]

The goldfish I had for 5 years would come to the side of the tank when I came home flick the gravel off the glass if I took too long coming over. Also did the gravel flipping when it was passed feeding time. He loved belly rubs as well.

[@avysark2034]

Sounds like he was quite a feisty one ^^

[@thisravenhasflown010]

How big a goldfish are you speaking about?😮😂

[@finbarscanlonwolf]

@@thisravenhasflown010 4 fingers in length & 1½ hight. That was after 4 years in the large tank & filter plants. If I remember correctly, it was a 35 Litre tank. I never thought I could actually get attacked to a fish, but I did. Playful Little fecker it was.

[@ghomerhust]

i have 3 massive Koi in a huge pond tank in my basement while i build my back yard (which will include a ridiculous 2000 gallon pond), and i love feeding them. the biggest one, about 14 inches, is silky white with almost no scales on him. he's smooth like a shark, and has some random black scales on his smooth skin. i have a dark grey one that is similar, but with more scales. they are stunningly beautiful. i also have a deep orange one that as he ages gets more and more black scales. i recently built a massive filter system for their pond tank, and the water is so clear you can see the black one against a black tank. they seem to like it, they're very active. i feel the tank is too small (about 220 gallons) for their size, but until i get their pond put in, it's all i can manage for them! i want something much larger, but my situation as a disabled vet suing the vet people really restricts my income.

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

Brilliant name, brilliant story! I would love to crack a bottle of wine with you.

[@justinmanser7525]

28:30 Little withered old lady on the beach.

[@ghomerhust]

giles has the most incredible stories. i wanna get him pint after pint and just listen to history unfolding! he's fantastic

[@reneeyounk9663]

I love Stephen Frye but Sandy does such a similar job that they're both equally good. I've loved them both since the first BBC ,"Whose Line Is It, Anyway?". Thank you All for making my life much funnier than it would've been since 1987.

[@Nope-r4y]

If you love him, really love him, you'd at least spell his name correctly. And if you love her equally as much or even a bit......you'd spell her name correctly also. Have a great day :)

[@silvershocknicktail6638]

7:15 I love the klaxon controller seeing Phil's reaction and immediately responding "I've got you, mate."

[@jonathonrobinson6081]

Phil should have said "My Winkleman is ready for the Claudia experience"

[@georgecaplin9075]

I haven’t even got to that bit yet, but I liked your comment in anticipation.

[@Hb1290Logos]

1:46:24 Alan: “Get rid of this one. Get another one in”. **cut immediately to Sandi in the host chair** Well played, editor. Well played.

[@emphatic1988]

That Philip Scofield joke aged well 😆🤣

[@DIFFIEH]

Didn’t it just 😂😂

[@David-h1f4r]

They all knew about scumfield and all the gmb Creeps . Mincing and poncing on itv , bbc, ch 4 . Sure look at frI . Wake up will ye

[@klaythoring1326]

I find that the kind of people who are naturally liked love cats and like dogs. The kinds of people who don’t understand why people don’t like them always claim to hate cats.

[@ghomerhust]

my cat and i agree with you. she mewed at me softly, as she always does, right before she requested soft scritching under her jaw. last dog i had kept me awake for over a week straight, i had to medicate to sleep, and i ended up getting rid of it..... (when i had a massive leg surgery, 2 months in bed with no walking, my cat left my bed for no more than 10 minutes in 18 hours. she ate and pooped in that time, and the rest of the time i was drugged to sleep, so i don't know. but when i was awake, she was right next to me in bed, something she doesnt do normally. she knew i was hurt, and she wanted to be there to see if she could help. no dog has ever done that for me or anyone in my family for over 4 generations.)

[@vivienneoneill5400]

I really love cats and dogs,and have always had both, they give you so much love back.❤❤❤❤

[@JohnNUGENT-e2p]

Placing Stephen and Sandi on opposing corners is a false equivalency. They approached the role differently and both are best at what they do.

[@redthorpe]

The cameras don't judge The viewers judge

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Yes I agree ,both are great I'm there own way, love them both.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@bgk7]

I’m sorry but I’m my opinion Stephen is amazing and Sandy is don’t know, I’m only forced to watch her when she’s snuck into compilations that clearly state featuring Stephen Fry!

[@Nope-r4y]

@@bgk7 You poor twit, being FORCED to watch Sandi. (yeah that's how you should spell her name) How you must suffer.... What does it mean when you say "and Sandi is don't know" ? Also: featuring does NOT mean starring exclusively. Have a great day :)

[@goldie200172086]

I really like this show but Stephen is still my favorite ❤❤

[@Laudon1228]

“Hell’s bells and buckets of blood!” One of the versions of this from the American South is “Hell’s bells and little catfish!”

[@svenjonsson4275]

HI I'm Sven from Sweden, Skåne (Scania) I origine from Ystad, Swedens NEXT most South town (after Trelleborg) Ystad is a charmig smalltown with Medieval core now most known of the criminalsequence "Wallander" thats mostly recorded in Ystad by "Ystad Studios" we are also close to "Ales Stenar" thats all just the top of the iceberg you should visit. Thanks for the series and see you.

[@MrOllieBD]

That Philip Schofield ‘taking him back a bit’ has aged well!

[@thisravenhasflown010]

-1:49:44 Funniest moment!! (Barbados Jagger)! "Getting back to normal" as per Josh and the Pube Pie... in this tiny 4,000 person town as the pandemic has gone through... there have been similar attempts at "getting back to normal"😅😂 Nish, so funny! Yall are Nish's bacteria causing bioluminescence... bring attention to him. Noel Fielding can always make me laugh...😅 The snuff... omg 😂 Ross Noble in pepper spray... perfect

[@ghomerhust]

nish "face palming" should be a drinking game. it would mess a lot of people up! haha

[@vascoapolonio2309]

Omg. I ve killed so many fishes... im feeling really bad and dumb, right now😢 but thank you for the info

[@ghomerhust]

upside down with a major color shift, that's how you know the fish is probably gone. if their color is still pretty close to normal, it's most likely a swim bladder infection. restrict feeding, slightly raise the water temp (helps with digestion and increasing metabolism), and they usually recover. in some severe cases, vets will actually "milk" the fish to help re-inflate the bladder so they can swim upright. basically what happens is their gut gets so full, they cant inflate their swim bladder with air (a balloon inside their body, keeps the top part pointing up, like the opposite of a ship's ballast). by getting them to poo a bunch, it empties their bodies out, so they can properly inflate their swim bladder again, and remain upright.

[@vascoapolonio2309]

@@ghomerhust 🙏🙏🙏 thank you

[@jwvandegronden]

1:12:40 Johnny Vegas' story on why women are better in fishing, needs to become a book, hope Sean Lock managed to write it or at least make his gorgeous art to go with it! I love it how he could enjoy someone else's comedy in such a genuine way! He himself was often surrealist in his comedy too, Johnny though was sometimes even more unhinged ;-)

[@DarrenEden-ub4vj]

Jeff Goldblum heard about his untimely death and made a video all about how much he would miss himself and how sad he was to hear about his own passing.

[@pseudonayme7717]

Hehe. That's Jeff for sure 😄 I must see it! Got a link?

[@ghomerhust]

@@pseudonayme7717 agreed, i'd love to see that video. he's so amazing, especially with crazy stuff he sees online. i love when he meets impressionists that do HIM as a joke, he totally plays into it! he's a top shelf human!

[@paulspencer2542]

2 hours PFT, I could watch this for a year.

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

PFT? {:o:O:}

[@ghomerhust]

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 according to google, it's "pro football talk." i dont see intellectual discussion on many facets as being "football." so yeah, no clue....

[@Nope-r4y]

@@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 Probably representing the sound of the 2 hours rushing by way too fast...

[@HoodaThunkit-sj3lk]

If it lands on the same thing so many times, maybe the wheel is faulty, then probabilities are skewed

[@basher20]

exactly. The answer depends on whether we are dealing with a theoretical "perfect" roulette wheel or an actual wheel. It is entirely possible that this wheel is out of balance and favoring the 6. It is by exploiting these small differences from theoretical behavior that fortunes are made (or lost).

[@kryptonianguest1903]

If the wheel is skewed enough to be useful, the casino will fix it. They put quite a bit of effort into making money, those casinos do.

[@basher20]

@@kryptonianguest1903 and at three out of five spins on the same number you can bet that they'll swap out the croupier and lift and repeat the wheel, at a minimum.

[@HoodaThunkit-sj3lk]

@kryptonianguest1903 I worked as a programming contractor for Woodbine Entertainment group in the early 1990s. I understand "bank balancing and switching" for slot machine pools so the government can change how loose or tight machines are within banks - we want our 19%! Test to determine if roulette wheels are skewed? Do you know how they determine that? Or how quickly? I do not.

[@kryptonianguest1903]

@HoodaThunkit-sj3lk I'll bet the casino notices too quickly for some punter to make real use of the deviation.

[@joefulton69]

You need to check out The Animals as their Bluesy Rock is phenomenal.

[@All4Tanuki]

6:26 On cod? For eel? No carp?

[@lordcantiismyname]

39:00 one restaurant I went to had the biggest heaviest silverware I've ever seen. Can't remember the name because it was over a decade ago on vacation

[@danielyeshe]

How did the fainting goat evolve? When would that be more of an advantage over running away?

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

Never heard of t-rexes? Or seen jurassic park? That goat would be alive today if it just feinted!!😂😂

[@PhilipBurton-dn3ce]

Humans have a similar trigger, mental overload occurs in extreme circumstances of danger when it's too late for "flight"

[@ElleiaRussell]

actually for a lot of predatory animals its better not to flee because thats prey behaviour. Makes them more interested in you as prey. Some predatory animals won't attempt to eat anything thats already dead because it may have been sick and could get them sick.. Plus they like a challenge/the hunt so if you run you're just giving them something to chase.

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

@@ElleiaRussell fleeing can be bad for many reasons indeed. A bear can get startled by the sudden movement and attack. A feline might think you want to play. Or their hunting instincts kick in lile you said. But I dont think thats why.

[@terryunderwood388]

I knew you'd have one of these 😂 I've been waiting for this review for so long from you. So glad that it's lived up to expectations.... Now I have to find €1800 to order one.

[@baldrbraa]

02:02:37 A perfect fourth.

[@thomassaldana2465]

Ok, right off the bat there's a bit of an issue there. There may not have been a specific law explicitly prohibiting slavery until very recently, but there didn't need to be. The judiciary had already concluded that slavery was a direct contradiction of fundamental human rights, and therefore it could not possibly be legal unless Parliament made a law explicitly allowing and regulating it. Interestingly, that court case was in 1772, right before the colonial slaveholders in the colonies astroturfed the commoners into fighting for 'freedom' and 'liberty' (oh, the irony...).

[@cameront011]

the whole point of QI is being persnickety with the wording of things, and that includes the law.

[@PhilipBurton-dn3ce]

William the Conqueror passed a royal decree.....England's soil is too precious to allow a slave to set foot on it...also believe any slave that stepped on England became a free man

[@bidniss8046]

Get a life

[@PhilipBurton-dn3ce]

@@bidniss8046 You're here too😃.....with absolutely no intellectual contribution at all.........I retort ....................get a life🤡

[@thisravenhasflown010]

I believe the point is showing the confusing nature of humans... daily. Heaven knows how long the SA laws weren't applied to wives... under the same ideas

[@philmace81]

How in the F+€k did no one make a “sacrificial lamb” joke during the fainting goat bit!

[@Taxi58]

I drive diesels the reasons are mainly 1. Fuel efficiency - Drive VW’s 2 litre engines in both my cars. 170 BHP. The difference in fuel consumption is almost 2:3 compared to an equal petrol cars. 2. Torque. You have a low rpm torque that are so nice. Makes your ride smooth. 3. Lower revs makes the ride smooth and silent. In 50 mph you get annoyed by tire and wind noice When it comes down to economics the big win is the mileage you get out of your car. My old car (A Passat CC and a beauty to look at). Still runs on first drive chain. First motor. First gearbox. After 200.000 miles. My new car - A VW Tiguan - a small 4x4 SUV made out of same platform as Golf/Jetta The maintenance cost is equal to a petrol car during service. But still it is all mileage you get out of your car that makes it a piggy bank.

[@ghomerhust]

25 years in vw!! my daily is 205k mile vr6 mk3 golf. building a 1.9 ALH TDI for a mk1 rabbit pickup. 12th vw owned. vw diesels are the best out there, regardless of the stupid political suit BS. they make power, they are cleaner than others (even when NOT in code, cuz the others are cheating too, look up how many brands are cheating, including dodge/cummins now), and come in so many different cars. i like the ALH the best, you can make it run literally with only 3 wires (other than the starter) and they're perfectly happy. ive run both euro and USA spec cars, and i refuse to own any other brand nowadays.

[@cameronturner1865]

The transition at 1:47:20 was incredible 😂

[@happivaras]

2:04:39~2:04:45 Insanity reins supreme.

[@spadebraithwaite1762]

I was in a pub with friends and the guy next to me started singing, "She was only the fish-monger's daughter," And the guy next to him came up with a another verse. There are only seven known versus to that song, and I counted round the table, and I was number eight, so I racked my brain. I came up with, "She was only the gamekeeper's daughter, but she showed me her fur and said rubbit."

[@jennifermcdonald5432]

The worst thing about slavery is more than half of them are small children! Look it up if you don’t believe it. They are also sold for organ harvesting! How’s that for evil!

[@samuelgarrod8327]

Which slaves? Where? Which children? Which organs? Where? Advice appreciated

[@jennifermcdonald5432]

@@samuelgarrod8327 I’m not sure why you’re asking me about this instead of just typing the question into Google. However the rough estimate is 40 million, most of them women and children. The organs that are harvested are every organ that a body has, there is no benefit to the smugglers in keeping the donor alive, often they don’t even use anaesthesia before the surgery, just cut the organs out. It is a world wide issue, the first world countries just as much as third world countries. Ie thousands of people go missing in America every year. Best thing to do is look it up for yourself!

[@Nope-r4y]

@@samuelgarrod8327 How many people live in slavery today? 49.6 million people Forced Labour and Forced Marriage The 2021 Global Estimates indicate there are 49.6 million people living in situations of modern slavery on any given day, either forced to work against their will or in a marriage that they were forced into. What country has the most slaves? In terms of the largest estimated absolute numbers though, India ranks first (11,050,000 people in modern slavery), followed by China (5,771,000), North Korea (2,696,000), Pakistan (2,349,000), Russia (1,899,000), Indonesia (1,833,000) and Nigeria (1,611,000).24 aug 2023 A LOT of them also being found in sweatshops/childlabor/sexindustry etc. It's a lot more people living as slaves right now than there have EVER been in history.

[@magster6022]

Burm (Myanmar) for just one.

[@nickthelick]

Regarding one of the QI topics: My dad would occasionally take snuff, way back in the 1980s... Never saw him take it that often, just very occasionally! He smoked cigars often though, but he stopped those around 1995 (he was 46yo then). I couldn't stand the smell of cigars at the time, even though I'd already started smoking cigarettes for a year by then (I was 16 in 1995). Anyway, I've never actually tried snuff at all, ever! I presume there must still be a tin of snuff in my dad's old (Victorian) office bureau cabinet. That's where I last saw the stuff (about 25/30 years ago!), he's been dead six years, and no one's touched his stuff even now! So yeah, I guess I'm going to have a look for that soon! LoL! 😄 But yeah, I never got the chance to actually try snuff. Never really understood the reason as to why you'd *want* to inhale powdered tobacco!? Is it still available? 🤷‍♂ I presume so...? My dad worked for a UK supplier of tobacco, a firm called 'Gallaghers', mainly dealt with Benson & Hedges and Silk Cut (amongst about 30-40 other brands, that curiously all came from the same manufacturer!). So I used to get free cigarettes during my teens! My dad was like, "If you're *_going_* to smoke, you may as well smoke the brands I sell!" Really though, all I know is that his employer had AMAZING benefits, private healthcare up to half a million quid, amazing pension payout, and other bonuses... When he died, his pension was then transferred to my mum! Which NEVER happens these days! Anyway, I'm waffling off on a tangent or two, so I'll leave it here! Sorry! 🙂

[@samprizeman4509]

12:46 is that a father and son duo?

[@fonzdevries4575]

I wish a YT employee would get kramps for every adds

[@ghomerhust]

i wish it was the CEO....

[@Valleys56xx]

I put my dad in the burner with a Benetton shirt on and the F1 music but I had a real England footy shirt - I should have stuck him in the fire with the England shirt because I could have got far more on ebay for the Benetton one. Ah well....

[@Argeaux2]

Bird videos are the best.

[@meeeeeeauuuuuuuu]

38:37 Look at Alan's agreement on silly argument with his whole heart and mind :P

[@markbrown2640]

Giles Brandreth puts the 🧑🏼‍🎨 in 🐂💩🧑🏼‍🎨!

[@AaronThornton-lm4lh]

Man paint in reindeer poo man paint???

[@DemstarAus]

I have rarely met a cat person who actually dislikes dogs. Am I alone in this?

[@emaildomain]

I mean, recently, I’ve come to like specific, individual dogs, and I love seeing dogs in the street/park or being goofy in videos online, but in general I find dogs pretty exhausting and gross/smelly compared to cats. A lot of people do a bad job of socializing and training theirs, and they have the capacity to be very destructive. I think if you’re forced to be around/live with this kind of dog, it’s very easy to come to dislike them.

[@ChestyStClair]

I'm a cat lover and I love dogs. I don't feel I should have to choose.

[@muddydog6605]

Nope, definitely not alone, hence my different picture from name, I love both. Some dog people that hate cats do so in my experience because they are a bit needy and can't deal with the independence and sometimes indifference of cats.

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@emaildomain Totally agree. Very hard to live with dogs and some of them bark at me me because their owners feel fear and the dog picks up on it. Sure I'm not the only one who has that happen. I also don't like the sound of a bark, it's rough on the ears. Other than that, I like dogs, watch a lot of dog vids on here and enjoy their playful and energetic side.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

Hideously allergic to both. Isn't life a bitch ? I'd love a dog.

[@Lucifronz]

18:58 My grandfather read his obituary like 5-10 years before he actually passed. I guess someone got it in their head that he had died, somehow, and put it in the paper. That was interesting. I remember sitting in his apartment when someone showed him the paper (though I forget who; probably my mother) and we looked at it. I'm not sure how someone makes that kind of mistake. They just hear something and assume it to be true immediately without doing any research?

[@Nope-r4y]

Or just a person with the same first- and last name who died.

[@1224bobo]

toad in a Frog bra! Solid Gold

[@Laudon1228]

I’m wondering if the people who made a show of covering their exam answers with their jackets were actually cribbing from notes pinned on the inside.

[@nilianstroy]

why did the meerkat crossed the road?

[@Spfinator]

1:48:06 The faint chuckle from a few audience members.

[@juliewilliams6712]

I vomited standing up once. I was running to get to the bathroom but only got to the doorway. I popped out 4 ribs in my back & I missed the bowl totally 🤦‍♀️😂

[@ziggarillo]

My Citroën Ami cost me £7690 4 month ago, and the Twizy is no longer available.

[@ThenameisNiels]

I have to stop., I wanna watch Giles! :D amiright?! edit: Gyles., I'm sorry, I knew I was wrong, when I pressed that button :)

[@Caricanalisis]

Niceee

[@dmac187]

Careful @2:02:37 My ears hurt now lol

[@lynfawcett221]

At the end of my funeral, I want "I see fire" by Ed Sheeran from Lord of the rings. And I would also like someone dressed as the Grim Reaper.

[@JulieRainbow-q6p]

Can anyone tell me where Sarah gets her sandwiches from please?

[@deborahgarry9363]

Pigs bladders were made into soccer balls for the kids to kick around. Mom got one as a Christmas gift. (dirty thirties unimaginable poverty).

[@bonnienichalson5151]

Cats RULE DOGS drool ! Cats have staff 🐈✨ Dogs have a master 😊

[@petermarshall7775]

11 Million in Cuba alone

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

57:01 Bolivia's a Spanish-speaking country so they might have had more success with a video in Spanish...

[@daftirishmarej1827]

Ah Tel. Miss him 😢

[@Mollypopithelen]

Cariad just got herself crossed off our xmas card lists .....😿😽🙀🐈‍⬛🐈🐱😹

[@drxfairless7440]

I believe that William the Conqueror decreed a law that in England "no man shall sell another" on pain of paying a fine to the crown. While not forbidding slavery per see it made the act of slavery illegal, and by 1110 slavery had virtually died out in England. I BELIEVE IN 1086

[@richardwealleans9774]

yes well hing the prong aint working

[@cherieblizzard9585]

I am sure that i can do it for Him.

[@will-i-am-not]

Slavery yes, for Apple and all the designer footwear, but hey those must have their iPhone and trendy footwear

[@lewisblackwiththenicehair]

Surprised Exurb1a didnt come up. Incredible insight, really interesting subject matter

[@smthB4]

Was slavery illegal in Wales and Scotland though?

[@mechanik]

veeeeeeeery low volume

[@1763-o3f]

25:44 have the QI team never heard of probability?

[@IUsedToBeSomeoneElseX]

Nish Kumar, the 'diversity hire' of comedy.

[@realistic_delinquent]

He sucks so hard. Seems to think loud and high pitched = funny. Insufferable.

[@Karak-Fak]

Nah mate. He’s hired because he’s funny.

[@Willieg2008]

He's hired because Ramish is already busy.

[@shottersss]

Yeah I like that funny joke he has were he yells an obvious punchline loudly, even funnier if it's just a running gag from something another comedian said. ​@@Karak-Fak

[@smoath]

😂

[@matboyrd]

Steven Fry was the better host, by far.

[@aidanm5578]

It's not even close. I feel bad for her, but he was just too charming, intelligent, funny - everything you want in a host - to replace. Sandy is still doing better than most, we were just spoilt by the best.

[@nostromo68100]

IMO, both Sandy and Stephen are excellent in this role. Though each quite unique, they add their own color to the show. Stephen Fry is a treasure, though.

[@pistonburner6448]

I wouldn't know, I've never watch a single episode hosted by that shrill-sounding unpleasant and unfunny woman. And I never will. One syllable out of that cow's mouth is enough for me to turn it off immediately.

[@torontomame]

I've been a fan of Stephen for decades, and loved him as host. Sandi is wonderful as host, in my opinion, and I love watching her shows.

[@Nope-r4y]

At least spell his name right if you're gonna try and present your personal preference as fact.

[@BettyWalker-n3r]

Hall Linda Martin George Williams Dorothy

[@johnlreim]

She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure her.

[@deadsaneartistfreelancer3281]

33:07 They called it! Phillip Scofield sexuality.

[@janiem.roberts732]

No one better than Susan Calmann

[@elizamccroskey1708]

She and Sandi are extremely funny playing off each other. I always love when Suzan is on, she’s up for anything 😅

[@m.rogers9490]

HOW DO PRAIRIE DOGS KNOW WHAT COLORS ARE WHICH .

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

They wouldn't know our words but it would translate as such just like another language.

[@ElleiaRussell]

because they communicate they would have developed terms for colours because they are herbivorous mostly, so they would need to know the colour of flowers and fruits and insects to know whether they're poisonous or not. Plus a great way of describing location relay to one another ie."im near the large bush with the pink flowers". But also in describing where a potential predator is, and what it looks like.

[@ElleiaRussell]

also they must have colour receptor cones in their eyes like any animal so that they can percieve colour to then describe it.

[@bumbaaclaaat2866]

Didnt know meerkats were from Isreal

[@bchearne]

1:30:38 pretty sure koalas are poisonous because of their eucalyptus diet, so nobody ever ate them

[@pwuk]

Philip Schoalfield, prescience!

[@YoSlushi]

Everyone has their own idea of what is funny, apart from Nish's script writers.

[@andywatts8654]

It’s his dad

[@Nope-r4y]

@@andywatts8654 Does he tell him those jokes while they're having sex in the movietheatre?

[@trudimclaren4301]

I think way worse of Sandi and Cariad after their hatred of cats 😒😅

[@Wanton110]

But.. William the Conqueror outlawed slavery..

[@dudesayingthings]

I thought "featuring Stephen Fry" meant it was all Stephen Fry clips. Steohen Fry has no business being an afterthought in QI clip complications. Sandi has no business being in them.

[@malalford]

"featuring" has never meant exclusively. More often than not, it means "guest star" or "cameo". English is not even my first language.

[@nigelbowditch7938]

Get a life 😂😂😂😂

[@cherieblizzard9585]

I can’t type while lying down.

[@InterdimensionalWiz]

in casinos its the magnet under the zero that is how they earn their money.

[@RickRubinesque]

They take bets on zero! Zero is by far the most backed number on the wheel.

[@malalford]

I bet you 40-1 It's not

[@clarkmattison1280]

This show is so much better with Ms Toksvig. I like sir Fry, but she captivates the audience better

[@dudesayingthings]

Captures* she is literally the opposite of captivating. The only way she captivates QI audiences is through stupid gags like burping and sitting on her son's lap in the front row. Speaking of, wonder how she would have reacted to a male host sitting on his daughter's lap.

[@StygianPyre]

What absolute total drivel

[@andywatts8654]

Is that you Sandi?! Stephen was miles better

[@Nope-r4y]

When presenting personal preference as so called "fact" (like saying somebiody ISN'T funny as opposed to saying YOU don't find em funny) is a useless and nonsensical thing to do.

[@octagonocologist]

TIL sandy doesn't understand how statistics work

[@thisisrenren3657]

Two children died of starvation in southern Gaza today. Imagine how much worse it is in northern Gaza, where they don't even occasionally get a tiny amount food and water aid. They're eating cardboard and drinking sea water. What Israel is doing is evil.

[@JoTracy]

No, what Hamas and Hezbollah, Russia and Iran are doing is evil You're on the wrong side if you're siding with Nazis

[@magster6022]

I feel it, too. You listen to this news of the abomination that's being done until you can't stand it, feeling powerless to make it stop. You try to forget by watching good old QI, but the knowledge intrudes.

[@Nope-r4y]

I am not here to read that sort of information. I watch this to GET AWAY from that sort of information. Thanks...

[@tbwcofirefly853]

first question was a lie it was outlawed in the doomsday laws in 11th centry

[@Isleofskye]

Alan Davies is a lovely Guy but can anyone pinpoint any comment even joke that he has made on this 2 hour+ compilation that is remotely funny as it will save me ploughing through it and Phil Jupitus? Clever but funny?????

[@Nope-r4y]

Humor, like a lot of things, differs per person. Preference, culture and taste etc. So you're asking a meaningless question and you're "ploughing through" this compilation for something that you will probably never find. Saying YOU DON'T FIND somebody funny is just fine. Saying somebody ISN'T funny is nonsensical. Have a great day :)

[@Isleofskye]

@@Nope-r4y All very laudable but I was asking others if they could pinpoint something said that THEY found "remotely funny". I realize humoUr is subjective.

[@Nope-r4y]

@@Isleofskye Laudable? Why thank you... XD But your comment makes no sense, even less in the context you tried to put it in now. But hey, maybe I am the silly one, even in all my laudableness. :| Have a great day. I'm outta here.

[@Isleofskye]

@@Nope-r4y I will try to write it slowly so this time you can understand:) I was asking OTHERS to pinpoint any comment or joke that THEY considered remotely funny as I realise humour is subjective. I assumed that I would not find anything based on my past experience listening to Alan so I wondered if anyone ELSE could try to find something that THEY considered funny. The reason I said your comment was praiseworthy was, simply,you saying that humour differs per person. I knew that soon after watching my first UK comedy programme in 1961, a sitcom called "The Rag Trade" with Reg Varney and Miriam Karlin

[@Nope-r4y]

@@Isleofskye Can't you see my dear friend, no matter how slow or fast you write it, I can always make up my own mind as to how slow or fast I read it. If however you ever again talk bad about Alan (or Phil Jupitus since you think he's clever, but funny??? ) and then try to come up with silly and blatant excuses like THAT, I shall have no choice but to tell EVEYBODY about the incident with you and that crosseyed kid, back at summercamp. Have a great day. Now make like a tree and bugger off. ;)

[@stephendrap4519]

I feel sorry for Sandy... what a sad life she must have.

[@LilyBeat_]

What makes you say that?! Haha

[@Nope-r4y]

Well, try spelling her name right first and then pretend to know how "sad" her life is. Probably best to not actually find out about her actual life and then compare it to your own though, you will likely get depressed.

[@MikeLawrence-i6r]

The usual man bashing from sandi

[@malalford]

Bill Bailey just ignores that. He's got wine.

[@Lucifronz]

I've come to the conclusion that the klaxon is actually what ruins QI. The whole concept itself is about always getting a "gotcha" moment for wrong answers, but when your every panel show episode is trying to trick the players, you start basing around potential wrong answers and it becomes less about finding good and interesting facts and verifying their authenticity and more about trying to find questions that suit your aims to set off that loud, annoying buzzer. It's not the *sole* problem, and mostly it's just bad research, but it certainly feels like it contributes to the problem at the least.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

That's literally the format.

[@Nope-r4y]

You're being silly. It is a comedy-panelshow. Not an educational program to teach you facts. So unless you are trying to educate yourself or do research for something important by watching this show......

[@skiporbit]

It was made illegal, for a subject to own a slave, as they were already slaves, and slave can not own a slave.

[@will-i-am-not]

Sandi ruined this show

[@sirskeptic]

0:01 Actually slavery was never made illegal in the UK. We just renamed it. A woman can own several male slave who (upon pain of imprisonment) must work for her with no recompense, sometimes for their entire lives with no hope of retiring. It's backed by the crown and we renamed it alimony and lifetime alimony.

[@ghostparty2062]

Can we clarify in the tital if its gonna have shitty sandi clips, rather than "featuring steven fri".

[@LilyBeat_]

…”tital”… That explains why you don’t enjoy Sandi’s take on the show, you aren’t intelligent enough.

[@Nope-r4y]

It's spelled "Stephen Fry" and her name is Sandi. Also: "featuring" does not mean exclusively starring. Your preference for him is ok but means nothing. Humor, like many things, differs per person. Any more complaints about stuff you can watch for free and also skip past the parts you don't like? :|

[@ghostparty2062]

@@Nope-r4y oh dear, did I touch a nerve 🤣

[@Nope-r4y]

@@ghostparty2062 Yeah man, like...really deep down. XD

[@ghostparty2062]

@@Nope-r4y you'll be OK boo 🫂

[@Caricanalisis]

oh no, is not just fry, baaad

[@anonnemo2504]

Why did this show cease to be very funny and quite interesting when Stephen Fry no longer hosted it and why did the BBC not rename it "QU"?

[@magster6022]

Just a guess, because you don't like women?

[@anonnemo2504]

@@magster6022 Like most guesses, quite wrong.

[@dannymurphy1875]

Sandi simply isn't as good; sod all to do with gender.

[@buzzline1544]

This is what shows do to deflect criticism. They hire minorities so that anyone who dislikes the show can be cast as a bigot and any attempt to discuss why it's not as good can be ignored on the grounds that it's just hateful. Ironically, minorities used to be hired in media because the boundaries had been broken and we could look for talent in more than just the white-male population. Then people realised that they could get away with making lazy drivel by shielding themselves from all critique with tokens.

[@Nope-r4y]

Because humor and such is preference, personal taste. If you don't like it anymore stiop watching. Whining about it makes you look like a silly twit which I hope you're not. Have a great day :)

[@illiteratethug3305]

Ghost Koi do not kill all other fish.

[@ghomerhust]

they are aggressive towards some other breeds, however, and can out-hunt them for food. koi, a breed of carp, are natural scavengers, so if the tank gets hard-core cleaned by a new introduction of active koi, they will kill the others through starvation. they aren't "attacking" the other fish, but they are attacking their source of survival. especially if the owner of the tank wasnt aware of the new introduction of fish, the feeding they gave would have been far less than what was needed to sustain the tanks new occupancy. simple math. feed for 9 fish when 16 are in there.......

[@mr.dankman]

37:37 😂

[@David-h1f4r]

qi told the tale of Peados in the bbc , itv , ch 4, . steve fry did not do does episodes 😎

[@malalford]

What are you saying?

[@David-h1f4r]

@@malalford meaning they never bring up the crime of peadophilles on or screens . SURE Fri was caught embarrassing a young Teenage Boy on qi . Fri was even blushing . Perverts are all over English tv and yet NONE of these Stains even mentioned it. What I'm saying is this show sucks and the creeps are just getting moved around . Make up a new quiz show and move them on till the atrocities are pushed back . Peados are on all English channels ..