QI Series O Episode 1 FULL EPISODE | With Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus & Claudia Winkleman

QI Series 16 | Season O Episode 1: Ologies | With Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus & Claudia Winkleman
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[@michaelgabriel7919]

This was one of the BEST episodes of QI. Bill Bailey... 'Put your wine away... and shut the fuck up.'... I almost peed myself.

[@iagree5313]

Yes! Been brilliant aye❤

[@warriorbard]

This descended into chaos SO FAST. I almost wet myself; I was laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣 Claudia was like the swot while the boys were the ones messing around in class.

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

This is Sandi's "Acropolis" moment!

[@obione9650]

Theyyy say of the Acropolis 😂😂😂😂

[@whatonearth9809]

Phil’s “Oology” joke was brilliant 😂

[@FanFicnic]

I adore Claudia. She’s insane and it’s purely infectious.

[@sdstewart87]

Ologies has to be one of the best episodes ever. I'm a Stephen Fry guy, but this one is just so good!

[@ailishorourke6709]

And I love the reference to Stephen Fry regarding Alan 😂😂😂

[@MrMaintmgr]

This is one of my absolute favourites. Anything with Claudia seems to spiral into comedic chaos.

[@secretagent5954]

she hardly spoke m8

[@MrMaintmgr]

@@secretagent5954 She rarely has to. She's just chaos.

[@SamuelBlack84]

She's hot

[@muddydog6605]

@MrMaintmgr You just know that if you went out for a drink with her you'd wake up at sea hungover in a shipping container.

[@tripaffleck]

Bill Bailey will never not make me laugh.

[@mhansl]

I was furious when I first read your comment. (didn’t see the ‘not’)

[@tripaffleck]

@@mhansl 😄

[@nybbleme]

He is one of about 10 people on my short list that I really want to see on taskmaster

[@john.premose]

I find them less funny as they get older

[@seldom_bucket]

Can confirm, once saw him punch a disabled child and even it's mum laughed.

[@dewaynewoods4788]

Bill and Phill together is the perfect pairing.

[@blackpearlstay]

Reminds me of never mind the buzzcocks😊

[@parkerman2259]

I've been hopeful this episode would come round again, one of the best QIs ever.

[@louiselincoln]

This has to be one of my favourite comedic combos. Great chemistry.

[@cheddarcheese089]

This episode was pure chaos and I love it!

[@ailishorourke6709]

I loved the cuddle from Cladia, so touching ❤

[@khymaaren]

Literally.

[@orwellboy1958]

I'd love a cuddle with Claudia.

[@muddydog6605]

Watched it twice, it was lovely

[@marthaanderson2656]

best episode ever. Would love to have been in the audience for this one. Perfection panel

[@mickeyfilmer5551]

Probably one of the funniest episodes.

[@annemiura7767]

I remember seeing the Glomar Explorer off shore h of Hawai’i. The cover story was that they were exploring the sea floor for some kind of globules.

[@orwellboy1958]

One of the best ever episodes.

[@mistermeme5591]

always a good line up if you combine allen with phil and and bill and claudia with her crazy mind lol

[@WaywardVet]

And for the record, bodies were recovered during this salvage of the submarine. They were buried at sea with full honors, and the ceremony was videotaped and sent to the Soviets later as a sign of good will.

[@Sassmate369]

According to the comments this must be one of the best episodes ever...

[@mhansl]

Bill and Phil on the same episode... I’m dying.

[@BlackLyam]

Could've been the five of them just on a pub crawl, having fun.

[@alisonmcshannon1196]

I've been revived 😂

[@tobyhart]

Have you made a Will?

[@eddyblackmore4188]

7:54 Front Back Left Right Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Front Benders attacked. IYKYK

[@TomHermans]

oh, Bill and Phil on opposing teams. Reminds me of the good old Buzzcocks days.

[@jeraldbaxter3532]

I suffer from a psychological dysfunction that is a deep depression caused by the fact that, in just one episode of QI, there is more wit than I encounter in my day to day life in a year.😉

[@patsylvest]

So well said cuz so true ... in my life also.

[@john.premose]

Isn't that as it should be though? Why would people watch tv if it weren't better than real life?

[@jeraldbaxter3532]

@@john.premose It all depends. If you are lying in a gutter, are you looking at the sewage, or are you looking up at the stars?

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@jeraldbaxter3532 This quickly got very existential🤔

[@john.premose]

@@jeraldbaxter3532 or are you looking at the telly, like most people

[@weckar]

Bill: Neurons Sandi: No it's neurons

[@echognomecal6742]

So delightful

[@wayneu1233]

Alan Davies is one of the funniest people ever to step foot on earth, and I am genuinely in love with Claudia. Seriously.

[@nmarks]

Piphiilology is the study of pie fillings, something I do frequently myself.

[@nmarks]

Claudia is the life and soul of the party.

[@louiselincoln]

16:20 Aw man, I really wish that they'd given Alan blackcurrant squash instead of wine.

[@GrigoriyBabenko]

Sandy did Alan dirty with guess-wine-color contest.

[@ericridenour5949]

But she wasn't wrong

[@elizabetheakman]

Cannot know how many stars

[@trinadubya3406]

Dear Elves, a tuatara is a reptile but not a lizard. Mark Carwardine and Stephen told us in the Kakapo episode of Last Chance to See.

[@JonnyMack33]

Where illusions are concerned.. the audio one with Brainstorm and GreenNeedle sounding the same depending on which one you're looking at... it's weird af

[@wendelynmusic]

Love Bill Bailey. I'd heard of the subs also. Maybe on an episode of NCIS or some other tv show

[@MorganChase-f3j]

Can anyone tell me what that jacket is that Sandi is wearing??

[@runciblespoon925]

it's very weird seeing that image of the fishmarket stall, as I am fairly sure that is in Pike Place Market in Seattle, and I have bought fish there

[@orisons1701]

I worked on that ship a few years after the recovery

[@geordiechris121]

SOMETHING TO DO WITH WIND 🍃

[@judithann7193]

Unfair! Alan said it first.

[@KaiserRika]

I think I went to the recording of this episode

[@Cedestra]

The only thing that could've made this game better was if during the "sorry, sorry" bit Phill had brought back the "I'll put the pencil in" bit from when they had a go at Stephen.

[@floveslondon]

The colours at 18.27 don't change for me, what does that mean 😅

[@muddydog6605]

Didn't for me either! I mean they should have put a helpline up or something 😂

[@merriehogle]

❤

[@ShadyDaisy]

Claudia with a 'natural' no makeup color pallette for her makeup and loads of fake tan makes me giggle.

[@liquidsonly]

Claudia. :)

[@scottywan82]

One day Sandy will snap and murder Alan and no jury will convict her. 🤣

[@SpeccyMan]

Sandi may well snap if you spell her name incorrectly. 😁

[@guillaumeb5511]

​​@@SpeccyMandon't call her a Swede either.

[@theenchiladakid1866]

They missed the bit where the cia had the news tell people that it was a deep sea mining ship, "deep sea mining" still happens now

[@liamatsutv]

The Milky Way galaxy is composed of between 100-400 BILLION stars, not million, as they say here!

[@CemKalyoncu]

Interesting part is that Sandi said 10 times fewer, which would be the correct factor.

[@aick]

And we can neither confirm nor deny that in etymolygy that project's where "The Glomar Response" comes from! From Wikipedia: "The USNS Hughes Glomar Explorer was a large salvage vessel built by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) for its covert "Project Azorian"-an attempted salvaging of a sunken Soviet submarine. "Glomar" is the syllabic abbreviation of Global Marine Development, the company commissioned by the CIA to build the Glomar Explorer. In February 1975, the CIA became aware of a story awaiting publication in the Los Angeles Times. Journalist Harriet Ann Phillippi requested that the CIA provide disclosure of both the Glomar project and its attempts to censor the story. In response, the CIA chose to "neither confirm nor deny" both the project's existence and its attempts to keep the story unpublished."

[@rick5793]

Don't know what everyone else is seeing but I'm sick n tired of ALL THE DAMN COMMERCIALS!!!!

[@eddyblackmore4188]

Yes, how dare this *free* website that provides *free* entertainment also run advertisements for things that people might buy!? Get a life, mate. Or an adblocker,

[@anneroy4560]

KZbin is now blocking ad blockers@@eddyblackmore4188

[@roadwarrior144]

There is a PHENOMENAL documentary on Project: Azorian that I urge everyone, with all possible earnestness at my command, to watch this documentary. It is full of excellent details, animations, and interviews. If you are a technically-minded person or machine enthusiast you will profoundly adore this documentary!!!!!!

[@Aaackermann]

Well, would you mind sharing the name of that fabulous documentary to give the reader a chance to follow your highly appreciated command?

[@HarrietteMatlock-j4m]

Rogahn Wells

[@devilchildpro]

I did not see the fire engine as red I saw it as blue-grey and green. And my head hurts should I worry ?

[@olliemonsters]

Yes you have ligma

[@khymaaren]

Call an ambulance. If it's bright pink, get on it.

[@Travenspear8]

Tuataras are very notoriously not lizards

[@JustinRoselli-k6w]

Marks Knoll

[@skrbblz89]

the wind will blow you quite fast . every body missed that dirty joke

[@shonblackwell860]

my first serious try without Stephen

[@shonblackwell860]

When the hell did I become Shon Blackwell 860? I'm OG Shon Blackwell and fuck the AI that's trying to take me over!!!

[@JonnyMack33]

There is no way it's trees, not a chance in hell.

[@Rinab-e3t]

02063 Jaylan Mountains

[@skrbblz89]

hahahaha he owns one for the cocaine

[@TennysonOsborn-t6p]

Nicholas Turnpike

[@llevitan93]

The

[@eddyblackmore4188]

Yup. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@elizabetheakman]

Cannot be trees

[@tadeuszdolkowski]

Phil.

[@john.premose]

Sűůckz

[@Aethercell]

I love this show but so many of the "facts" are absolute bullshit... They give this number of 100-400 million stars in the milky way at 27:10, which is WAY off, like, completely and indisputably wrong. The round number any random astronomer can give you is 100-400 BILLION. They were off by a factor of 1000. And actually, if you take recent discoveries into account it's potentially 2-3 times more with brown dwarf stars factored in. It's like, at least 4-5 times an episode I do a double-take and go, hey wait a minute, that is completely wrong! And yeah, what can you do. QI is fun to watch, but don't trust it as a source of facts.

[@floveslondon]

Yeah science discovers more things everyday, so older QI episodes, such as this one from 2018, should not be used for facts

[@Aethercell]

@@floveslondon No, I mean, they were extremely wrong when this episode first aired. We've known that the number of stars in the Milky Way is in the hundreds of billions since at least as early as the 1970's. I never want to be too hard on anyone for getting a fact wrong here or there, but this show presents itself as being smarter than you, and it's very often totally misleading. It's tough for me because I love the show, I love Sandi and most of the guests, it's very funny and I think it inspires people think deeper about stuff, but it's frustrating to me when they just fly really wide of the mark, because that's their whole concept. They've done the research, they know better. So when they don't, it makes me kind of sad, because I know people are just going to believe them on the basis of authority.

[@peterclarke7240]

If you're trusting a comedy panel show as a reliable source of accurate scientific facts, something has gone very wrong in your life. Try not to worry too much about it. There's no test at the end.

[@aidanrock8719]

seek help

[@danielgalef994]

I think it was a typo rather than a research error. They immediately say “That’s ten times fewer than the number of trees,” which they’d just a minute ago cited as 3 trillion-so clearly the script was written with the right number in mind, and then it got changed.

[@technoturnip1]

she aint bad mrs fry

[@anneroy4560]

Alan said about the wind & the boat first ...

[@benvallentine7197]

Got to call BS that there’s more trees on Earth than stars in the universe. Earth is a finite area. We know exactly how much land there is and how many trees can fit. But space is infinite. There could be 100m or 1,000 trillion+….

[@HikuroMishiro]

They said in the Milky Way, not in the whole universe.

[@aoulipa4165]

This is probably one of the worst episode ever.

[@HA-in1me]

There are people on this panel who know about life and have experience however they are sitting there being silly and if this show was really produced a month ago then shame on them because there are such a dramas happening around the world and their intelligence should be applied to solve the issues, may be go on a show and talk about how you can stop the bombardments om the Palestinians? Among other issues?

[@dann5268]

Do you really believe a think tank can remove prejudice and stupidity?people with wealth are never going to forgo their power to help people they don't know. Everyone needs to iaugh and educate as well.

[@isty4491]

These older shows really were better, before they went all woke and started putting female non-comedians in, in greater numbers to hit some magical quotient picked at random by some DEI HR Peron at the BBC Of course i have no objection to women being on the show, as long as they are funny, like Claudia was in this show But the more modern QIs where Alan is the only male among a coterie of Presenters from various cooking shows, news shows and antique shows or whatever, the show really is usually a bit of a let down That being said, maybe its improved recently, i gave up on "proper tv" in Jan 2020, just a month or two before lockdown I wont use the iPlayer so i got behind with QI shows, which is practically all i miss from pre 2020, but it was already going downhill by then, and the older repeats are definitely better Im sorry to say its not been the same since Stephen left, Sandi is actually a great replacement, and i dont think its her fault, but the guests have changed so much is what ruined it for me

[@muddydog6605]

As a woman it's a great surprise to me that my very existence anywhere is "woke"

[@isty4491]

@@muddydog6605 I did not say or imply YOUR existence is not woke, or that all women are woke But i see you wanted to be offended over something that had nothing to do with you, okay then Unfunny women replacing funny men for the sake of Inclusion, Diversity and Equality is woke There have been many funny women on QI over the years Sue Perkins, Victoria Coran-Mitchell, Josie Lawrence, Sarah Millican, Sandi herself, Aisling Bea, Helen Atikinson-Wood, Emma Thompson, Nina Conti, Linda Smith, Shappi Khorsandi, Holly Walsh, Lisa Tarbuck, Katy Brand, Jo Brand, Zoe Lyons, Sarah Pascoe, and im sure at least 3 times this number all worthy of mention, but lists are BORING The problem is, is when you dont invite someone like Bill Bailey because Pru Leith was invited in hi place, and the show ends up with a flat spot, or a low laugh count And im sorry to pick on Pru here, its nothing personal to her, but she isnt a comedian, and shes one of the few non-comedians i know has been on QI To be honest, many of these women they have on, i have no idea who they are I have no problem with women, nor do i feel their _"presence literally anywhere"_ is woke (I know you didnt say "literally", its annoying when someone takes you out of context or exaggerates what you said isnt it?) What is woke is the ridiculous ideas by BBC management that one day decide - _"There have been far too many men on this show, lets get some women in here, i dont care if they are funny or not just get them in"_ And people stop watching because the show has become more boring and less funny So dont be that special snowflake, because you saw me having a go at women you assumed the role of hurt party, as if i was somehow having a go at ALL women When you said "as a woman" YOU are the one who generalised as if somehow all women are the same Instead of trying to understand my point you basically assumed i was some sort of misogynist My problem is with "woke" not with "women" More specifically its companies who think they MUST be woke, and its not because they care, theyre trying to corner a market and turn more profits When anyone takes the job, or place of someone more competent or qualified just because someone says _"We need to hire a person of differing gender or ethnicity, we have too many of type A we need some type B"_ I dont know about you but when im rushed to hospital with a heart attack, i want a good heart surgeon there, i dont care what race or gender they are, i just want "highly skilled" over "barely qualified" Its literally the same with every other job, including the entertainment industry Theres a world famous Airline now ignoring highly qualified white male pilots because of "diversity quotas" How comfortable are you going to be on a plane flown by the 99th best qualified applicant, just because they werent a white man, 98 better pilots didnt get the job Because this is the world ee are getting by choosing diversity over skill A potentially dangerous one And before you assume it, i dont have a problem with race or LGB either, i have an issue with TQ+ because i think they are mentally unwell, and should be helped not encouraged in their delusion I WISH we lived in a world where people didnt have to feel they werent getting hired because of Race, Gender or something else But, I want my comedians funny, my heart surgeon capable and my pilot to be skilled Beyond that i dont care what race or gender anybody is

[@Phillips66Geo]

@isty4491: Yes, I agree with all that you said.

[@LdotMillward]

Kinda cringe worthy when someone cracks a joke and tries to be funny. And you can blatantly tell the laughter is forced. Boring boring show