Sopranos Joke Book

[@leondelvechioramirez8529]

"Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand." HahahhHhahahhaaha

[@MrMendoda]

oh hey John;

[@petew.7870]

#CLASSIC

[@MishaAutos]

LMAO

[@___________]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@armgemboiii]

How about imagine Junior saying this one “Did you hear about the Puerto Rican godfather? He made them an offer, they could Barely understand”.

[@duro845]

Paulie used to kill me playing commentator for his own jokes

[@divingduck1970]

Before, and WAY before!

[@llewodcm20]

Commendatori!

[@anttucc9646]

Hey, T. Ya heard what I said? I told him...

[@Yanpac]

That's respect! Like a commander!

[@eduardochernia]

Hey Ton', you heard what I said?

[@lobster800]

theres a great joke in Pine Barrens from Bobby Baccala-"I went out bear hunting one time, and I saw a road sign saying "bear left". So I turned around and went home"

[@halwasserman7905]

I love that joke!

[@haimshkolnik2092]

Didn't get it

[@scissortongue5772]

@@haimshkolnik2092 bear left, the bear has gone home, vacated the premises, not in the immediate area. The bear is no longer there. Bear left.

[@haimshkolnik2092]

@@scissortongue5772 ohhhhh ok im stupid Thanks lol

[@amirbeg6843]

Now that it’s written i get it already 😭😭😭

[@ahmedshettima9226]

They missed the joke where Paulie says. “Hey look, this seems like an ad for a weight loss. Before and waaaaayyyy before”

[@tayeb7031]

-tony you hear what I said? -yeah before and after

[@cheeto4789]

@@tayeb7031 to be fair, he had a stripper on his arm, nobody really expected him to be paying attention to Paulie

[@snoopcat7475]

Jesus, this guy ever stop breakin balls?

[@dova3282]

“You grab on to Ginny Sac yourr fucking hands will disappear”

[@andrewhughes6041]

@@dova3282 "When she goes camping the bears gotta hide their food."

[@KA5H24]

I love it when Paulie does like an instant replay on his jokes.... "Did you hear what I said..." hahah, or in Paulie's way, hehheheh

[@Outerspacefunk]

KA5H24 must be his tourrete

[@kevincarter2020]

heh heh heh

[@tototastaferr1518]

Paulie 2 Times

[@savagenoble7]

Aye Ton. Ya here what I said?

[@domenicmartucci140]

@@tototastaferr1518 Just like Jimmy from Good Fellas....

[@wjatube]

"His place looked like shit." -Christopher giving the best punchline of the entire series.

[@click_gaming4277]

He was an interior decorator...

[@JoeAugustAcoustic]

the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?

[@7viewerlogic670]

No doubt!

[@sanjayraju988]

*house

[@BucketOfMarbles]

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!

[@Whocoulditbe88]

The rincoln continental joke has gotten me so many laughs, thanks uncle june

[@ThisIsCreation-FollowOnTwitter]

He drives a Lincoln. What?

[@IanMHaraldsonDecker]

Bobby is such a dunce, bless his heart

[@yitz28]

Quasimodo predicted it 😂😂😂😂

[@GeorgeTropicana]

I've used the ladies at the fish market plenty in my day

[@sebbepersson6819]

I couldnt hear the joke. What did he say?

[@Gibbsian36]

The acting on the "rich man / poor man" joke is magnificent, with Tony and Pussy giggling through the buildup. It can't be easy to make it look so natural when you've heard the same joke a hundred times and have gone through as many takes. It's details like this that made The Sopranos immortal.

[@_inked_out]

I was actually thinking they didn't mention the joke to pussy to get a genuine reaction but idk unless you saw a behind the scenes thing. Either way it looks natural

[@theathejtheg9834]

The joke is good but the acting makes it great

[@HN-vd5nd]

Tell tails pussy flipped to the feds, he laughed at Tony's joke before the punchline. Should have told Tony he lost weight too and wore a wired cap.Don't give me that look! It was a fucking horse! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the cartload!

[@macewindu6853]

You forgot that it’s a show at times, it’s just so real

[@Jgm-gm9wi]

@Eli Lis I was thinking the same thing. Pussy’s laugh seemed really forced.

[@drasticwillb]

The best one from Junior in the House of Dementia was, "A guy brings his date a half a dozen roses. The dame says I guess now you expect me to spread my legs. The guy says Don't you have a vase?"

[@nunya1738]

Chris Hansen Thanks--believe it or not, I think the cut made me think farm, and hear HORSE!

[@MobHeataEnt]

drasticwillb I don't get it?

[@dannyfitzgerald1593]

@Ausla Davis did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

[@stevenbaldwick180]

I heard that joke in the early 80's. A Jewish guy told it to me. It was modified as two Jewish ladies talking...

[@michaeluden7131]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thirdeyeindoctrine]

A man comes home to his wife with a duck under his arm and says "This is the pig I've been fucking." The wife says "That's not a pig it's a duck." The husband goes, "I wasn't talking to you."

[@justblaze73]

^Gilbert Gottfried

[@gregpeters2474]

Jayson taytom highlights

[@Jac0bIAm]

Lmao

[@sanjayraju988]

Chrissy’s sponsor.

[@hanklesacks]

😂

[@user-rc8xp7hw5i]

Carmella: "This mad cow disease, I think it's terrible the English government didn't tell people sooner." Tony: "Well they didn't want to create a stampede."

[@JustinWKah]

i just noticed when silvio is doing the impersonation he says "Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself." it then cuts to Big Pussy laughing... talk about foreshadowing

[@colorcombinations7387]

Great catch, never noticed that

[@blubber8510]

Didn’t we already see Pussy with the FBI agent prior to that? Or am I misremembering?

[@Jackal_XXX]

That’s good writing. Anyways, four dollars a pound.

[@wwb2081]

"Anyone think it's ironic that Lou Gerig died of Lou Gerig's disease?"

[@SiccDeville]

"you gonna make that same stupid joke everytime that comes up?"

[@lohancindy5442]

Wyatt Button listen to your friend here

[@larrysabo799]

fooloof i dont think we need to be that overstated

[@larrysabo799]

@fooloof thats my money paulie!

[@domenicmartucci140]

@@larrysabo799 Hes really FUCKED UP!!

[@Sankrityayan07]

Uncle Junior loved his Chinaman jokes.

[@MegaDonGallo]

He never forgave them for Pearl Harbour

[@uppubhai]

LMAO pearl harbour

[@StopFlaggingVideos]

its actually a sopranos joke in a way, where tony blundetto is talking about starting a business with his boss the korean, and paulie says remember pearl harbor, as though koreans can't be trusted because they did pearl harbor. so lighten up

[@harman950]

Isn't it ironic that in the end, Junior got his ass kicked by a China-Men?

[@harman950]

Chinaman*....didn't want to offend any spell Nazis out there.

[@peteluis2849]

3:25 I swear Tony was curious to know what the one prick said to the other prick lol

[@alpertek2549]

That was the most masterful joke in the whole series. Took me a while to get it.

[@louisekvernoey3888]

@@alpertek2549 I still don't get it.....and want to....please enlighten me? 😅

[@alpertek2549]

@@louisekvernoey3888 Carmela and Tony are the pricks.

[@vespasiancloscan7077]

@@louisekvernoey3888 nothing; they were both stuck up cunts

[@bulldawg7232]

Imagine if he finished that joke at the dinner table dropping the C word 😳

[@theseageek]

Gotta love Paulie repeating his joke to Tony to make sure he hears it despite the fact that Tony was literally next to him 😂😂

[@seyedamirhooshangdehnadi3035]

Tony was distracted by seeing Melfi again after a long time while no one knows about their relation.

[@deepbluebeer]

I love his smile it looks so pure

[@thebagelsproductions]

I have uncles do exactly that😂 it's like 2 times from Goodfellas

[@theseageek]

@@thebagelsproductions “I’m gonna get the papers get the papers” 😄😄

[@Pazzoal]

paulie: your late! ralphie: well tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever bahahaahaha

[@rinorramaj8275]

Al i shit myself laughing to that

[@TheSm1thers]

That reminds me of a Winston Churchill quote to Bessie Braddock, a British MP. Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.“ Winston: “My dear, you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.“

[@rubyjohn]

I don't get it. Can someone explain the joke? ;_;

[@Hello_Jerry_]

@@rubyjohn The joke is that a person is being insulted for something that's temporary (being late, being drunk, etc.), so they come back with something the other person can't fix (being ugly, being stupid, etc.). So, if you called me "fat," I could say, "tomorrow, I'll start losing weight and you'll still be an idiot." Get it?

[@rubyjohn]

@@Hello_Jerry_ lol nice explanation! Thanks :D

[@ZackValentine]

The 'Poor Man, Rich Man' joke at 0:20 is now my all time favourite joke. Love it.

[@michaeluden7131]

Its hilarious lol

[@anthonynieves4208]

I love how in a the beginning Junior told Livia to say why to AJs joke . Showed his love for jokes

[@sanjayraju988]

I always loved Paulie doing instant replays on all of his own jokes.

[@nickcara97]

“I can’t believe this!” “Why? Last year you believed a flying saucer was over East Rutherford.”

[@sergiomendoza4040]

That joke Ralph makes about mrs Custer is fucking hysterical lol. That shit always makes me laugh.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

The delivery is perfect.

[@MrRafting]

Holy cow.. Look at all those fuckin' indians!

[@MrSalas]

Being a non native English speaker it is only now, 15 years later after watching the show that I get the cataract/lincoln continental joke.

[@HipHopAn0n]

I present you with your badge of English speaking proficiency 😎😎

[@MonsterDOT]

I don't quite get it, can you explain it?

[@brownpunk1794]

If u keep that up ill enroll you in slip n fall school!

[@MrSalas]

@@MonsterDOT It's a racist joke about a chinese man mispronouncing the "L" and "R" in English. So "Cataract"" is actually "Cadillac". and the doctor answers by mispronouncing "Lincoln" as "Rincon".

[@Momo_Kawashima]

​@@MrSalas it's the other way around, the chinese guys says "lincoln continental", the doctor's telling him he got cataracts

[@moby1017]

Rincoln Continental LMFAO!!!

[@nunya1738]

I still am slightly surprised they can keep straight faces.

[@ChalkyHonky]

So what he drives a Lincoln

[@tonibrzic6628]

I don't get it

[@saber26ful]

@@tonibrzic6628 The Chinese guy thinks the doctor is talking about his car "Cadillic" when the doctor actually said "Cataract." Chinese L's and R's bro.

[@jeffgillson]

RMFAO ... R.O.R.

[@BuzzKirill3D]

The "Chinese godfather" one is pretty good

[@arthurthegreat216]

Nebuchadnezzaurus that joke became like a private joke with me and my friend, we would always tell it. One night, we were drunk at a bar and decided to try to pick up chicks with this joke for the lolz. Not a single chick got the joke and they all thought we're fucking crazy. It was an hilarious night.

[@BuzzKirill3D]

***** you had to have watched The Godfather to get it. In the movie, there's a recurrent phrase "to make one an offer they can't refuse", meaning offering a person either to do what you want, or be killed.

[@IamChandEvil]

Nebuchadnezzaurus Why wouldn't they understand a Chinese godfather?

[@BuzzKirill3D]

I am Chand Evil because it is a stereotype that Chinese English is hard to understand.

[@IamChandEvil]

Nebuchadnezzaurus so they were killed?

[@maxinator317]

I love the last joke, where AJ seems genuinely betrayed that his friend lied to him about making up the joke.

[@lukenutterz]

What'd the blind man say when he passed the fish market? I DONNTTT KNOWWW

[@SubwayRatt]

EYE DUN KNOOOO

[@SiccDeville]

"excuse me ladies."

[@michaeluden7131]

@SlipKid84 /whoosh

[@adzarsenal39]

That line always kills me

[@jacobangeles5539]

GOOD MORNING LADIES

[@johnson7166]

Just a thought I wanted to share. I love how detailed all of the characters are. Like Bobby. Not laughing at Junior's joke because he has a pretty bad sense of humor. You never really heard him joking around and you definitely never saw him laugh much throughout the series. It's pretty incredible how this show comes to life like no other tv show or movie that I've ever seen.

[@rrt4511]

youd' better come up with a shinebox joke, you'd be topcoment

[@bobbysmith3828]

johnson7166 no I think Bobby just didn't get the joke

[@ChalkyHonky]

Bobbies shinebox is not very shiny

[@TheMAnimal617]

They are all ‘living’ characters their whole identity is given to you it’s awesome.

[@Batony]

Bobby laughs really hard at Ralph’s Ginny Sack joke watching it again.

[@99flyinguppercuts]

Paulie: It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss centre.. Before and way before

[@666zerowolf]

funny!

[@devinrai]

Did you hear what I said, Ton?

[@kaj7135]

“There he is, Count Chocula!” will always be my favorite Sopranos joke. Vastly underrated.

[@yxngtxmmyclippin6959]

“What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies” 🤣🤣

[@brando36922]

Hooked on soprano's clips once again for the billionth fucking time!!!!

[@SankofaNYC]

"I Get it He Drives a Lincoln!!!" LMAO at Bobby

[@colonelbuendias]

A moth goes into a doctor's office:"Doc, I have arthritis." "Then what are you doing here? I'm an eye doctor." "The light was on."

[@ZackKolin]

Have you heard Norm MacDonald's version of this joke? It's 4 minutes long, and may be the most amazing joke I've ever heard. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z16we6xtrJtse7c

[@armgemboiii]

oh this was good.

[@alecrozsnaki5647]

ever since someone pointed it out, that thing Paulie does when he repeats himself drives me crazy lol

[@jon420]

I had a friend just like that. Key word is "HAD"

[@fedpostah]

@@jon420 You hear that? I said I had a friend just like that, key word is "had", heh heh heh heh heh

[@victora.1329]

AHEH HEH HEH

[@Davesoft]

Y'hear that, T? He said since someone pointed out that thing.. ah fuggedaboutit.

[@zebracherub]

I like how careful the editing is in this. And also that it’s 17 fucking years old, dude was a pioneer in uploading the best scenes of this incredible show

[@BaraTheVeggie]

No people giving love to Hesh's amazing joke, told at a funeral no less! Master jokster.

[@jordanestes1997]

Hesh had the two best jokes imo

[@FreshKiNg27]

i liked the one from tony's cousin tony: "The human body is 86% water, on his last blood test he was 65% zeppola"

[@LI-mu9ly]

That fucking animal Blundetto

[@ZOAREMIX]

@@LI-mu9ly can’t even say his fucking name

[@eltravo2112]

Best Junior Soprano quote (Says to Tony) If you're gonna lie to me at least tell there's a broad out in your car wanting to tongue my balls" Tony: I can make that happen. Just gotta make a few calls Lol!!!

[@Jjc504]

It’s actually Tony: Hey, you want that it’s a phone call away

[@thePompousRhombus]

yea i liked that one a lot too lol

[@zh2266]

Could do with a nephew like Tony

[@dericdennis2650]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.

[@isaacster5027]

Imagine itching to go to Florida and having to hear that corny shit 😭

[@digge2210]

Fuck

[@kingbradley6000]

1:41 i luv how he repeats the joke

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

"hehehe"

[@coolgamerfella]

Tonys face at 3:26 gets me everytime and his laugh at knowing his sons joke at 4:55 was perfect

[@Fan_Made_Videos]

Tony always kicks up my appetite when he's eating steak

[@quietdisdain]

You should have included Bobby's gem, "One time we were hunting, and we saw a sign that said 'Bear left' so we went home."

[@lakeshoredisciples906]

Bobby kills me with that "I get it....he drives a Lincoln"

[@AnyFactor]

3:37 *Here is the full joke.* Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, "Peter, come hither!" Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other disciples when he hears Jesus calling again, "Peter, come hither!" So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his lord, when the roman soldier draws his sword and chops Peter's arm off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again Jesus summons. The roman guard can't believe that Peter is trying yet AGAIN to climb to the cross, and chops off another arm. Peter is now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wants to call it a day. Jesus hoarsly croaks, "Peter, please, come to me!" By now, the roman gurad is tired of chopping limbs, so he lets Peter be. The faithful disciple struggles to climb the cross (without arms mind you) and after a long while he finally arrives at his Lord's side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into his Master's eyes and asks, "yes, my Lord. What is it?" Jesus smiles lovingly and looks off into the distance as a weak smile plays across his face, "Look Peter, I can see your house from here!"

[@armgemboiii]

Oh man reading this, Just Cracked me up 😆 😂

[@richardcranium3254]

My grandmother was part Fugawi. Yeah you know, they were a nomadic tribe. They'd wander around and get lost and say where the Fugawi. Lol dead

[@grovermarchand3282]

What's the difference between a catfish and Italian grandmother? One has whiskers and smells bad, and the others a fish

[@dwolfel19]

Still respect that Junior didn't get annoyed at the guy delivering the punchline for his joke. Most other people in the show probably would have

[@thePompousRhombus]

that’s cuz seconds later junior pisses himself, so yea he was a little distraught to be mad at the guy for taking his 🥊 line

[@YourWaveyness]

That rich man and poor man joke is actually pretty good 😂😂

[@jonmckinney28]

Livias face when AJ tells his cemetery joke...😂

[@finessegod2]

One thing I appreciate about Paulie is he always has an encore for his jokes

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

The Custer joke is a great one, I add a bit where the painter has a file and he pulls it out and quotes it direct.

[@slide4180]

1:46, Silvio looks like Nixon!

[@666zerowolf]

+slide4180 where does he find time to be in the E street band with Bruce Springsteen?

[@ChalkyHonky]

@@Tru3_Detective congrats

[@zebracherub]

Oh yeah, it’s the nose !

[@ggff3761]

The bit at the start you can see how good junior was with kids

[@Tallica4Life1]

i love the way paulie tries to impress tony by repeating the joke to him

[@CharlieSpencers]

Notice how everyone’s replayed the video around 4:53 just to hear tony say “hmmnmm” 😂

[@charlessiuda9080]

Paulie repeating his jokes are the best 🤣

[@chriseppler7291]

Man this is an OG KZbin video.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

The way they used "our true enemy has yet to reveal himself" in the food poisoning hallucination was great.

[@Kigoz4Life]

2:36 hahahaahhaha best shit ever. IS IT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEE MICHAELLLL

[@Rollemup223]

no....YOU FOOKIN SCHIIIIFUUUUSA.

[@masonf7332]

The ending is depressing asf because that’s literally one of the only wholesome moments between the sopranos family in the entire series

[@cousinbebop]

I love the implantation of ideas. "Our true enemy is yet to reveal himself" Just before they discovered Pussy was a rat.

[@texasmade0109]

Holy fuck how did I never realize that

[@nunya1738]

(In honor of Jun and his Chinaman jokes, and Nicholson, in Chinatown, too): A Chinaman comes too late for a job on the Railroad construction, but is so desperate, he keeps after the Boss in charge, "I work half price, twice as hard". The Bossman keeps telling him, "You don't understand, I don't even have a sledge left for you", but the Chinaman persists, says he will work for one third the rate. Impressed by his persistence and taking pity on him, the Bossman relents, and finally says, "Okay, okay...you can be in charge of supplies, I guess". The Chinaman thanks him profusely. A week goes by, it's payday, and the Bossman remembers the Chinaman, but he is nowhere to be found. He looks high and low, all over camp. Then he remembers the half assed job title he gave to him, and heads for the shed. Just then the Chinaman appears, jumping out at him from around the corner: "SUPPLIZE!!" This works best if you give it a little hop onto both feet when telling, hands up with a big grin. PEACE (especially to all the chinese brothers and sisters).

[@funkymunky]

don't get it.

[@nunya1738]

***** Ha! I typed a lot for someone not to get it...that's cool. Like Junior's joke, it is a play on pronounciation difficulties for a chinese immigrant learning a second language--Junior's joke, "Rincoln Continental" for Lincoln Continental. Here, it is different, but similar--Supplies is a word he wouldn't maybe learn before learning "Surprise!", which would be mispronounced "Supplize!"

[@nunya1738]

***** Basically, it's an R and L difficulty, in pronouncing, Chinese to English.

[@funkymunky]

Nun Ya well, that i understood, i just didn't realize that was the joke. kinda lame, if you ask me.

[@nunya1738]

***** It plays better in real time (the little jump)...but maybe you are just like Bobby, he didn't find it funny, either, when Junior told it. But THAT was the funny part, on the Sopranos. And again, no offense meant to anyone.

[@filipjovanovic937]

Guy comes home with a bouquet full of flowers his wife looks, and says “well I guess I’ll have to spread my legs.” Her husband replies “why,don’t you have a vase? -Uncle Jun

[@harveyschindler9554]

Wrinkin continental brought me back. In DC, some 30 years ago, booking a tour, when the sales person ask if we wanted to se wrinkin memoriam.

[@thebluefus]

So Jesus leans off the cross to peter "I can see your shinebox from here"

[@dylanrosser2476]

Thebluefus hahahahahahahaha

[@Hatemoth]

Hahaha

[@BigAl9432]

The first time I heard the joke with the pair of slippers and the dildo, I laughed so hard. I told that joke to some friends and they nearly died laughing.

[@Cbart23]

He’s on a roll!

[@twofiveb]

The 90-pound mole on Ginny's ass joke was so funny it almost got some people killed. 😆

[@MrHow2fail]

RIP James Gandolfini.

[@joystick8384]

The shoe falls off, she keels over, che puzz.

[@armgemboiii]

You can say the same thing for Tony Sirico (1942-2022)

[@purplesword3800]

AJ had that moe howard sugar bowl haircut..

[@shamsuaddinrachedi792]

I would pay a million dollars to see paulie saying a joke to albert, and he repeats it, then paulie goes did you hear me tone and he repeats the question again, and then albert repeats, and its a infinite cycle

[@FedkaSlovanich]

fuck that parakeet, he wont have a relationship tone and i will ever have, no matter how far he sticks his tongue up tonys ass

[@johnf6063]

1:41 I have no clue why Paulie did this instant replay once in awhile, but it was always hilarious when he did

[@hatecopter]

I tell that rich man poor man joke all the time

[@Mstarfracture]

Junior forgetting the own punchline to his joke and laughing at like it was the first time when it gets dropped for him. Classic. 🤣

[@ramseydoon8277]

3:25 poor Tony's disappointed he didn't get to hear the rest of the joke

[@marktatum2592]

"...continue the joke..."

[@opusepynomus9995]

Nothing will beat the gini sacks mole joke...an entire season happened because of that joke

[@Alpha1918]

I loved when the guys were all making fun of her. “She’s so fat, her blood type is ragu”

[@vanvelly]

@@Alpha1918 “When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.”

[@radicalstanza3614]

​@@Alpha1918you were raised poorly in that case

[@Alpha1918]

@@radicalstanza3614 ☝️🤓

[@SubtlyAggressive]

4:58 I just love how they ignore the fact that their son is stupid LMAO

[@dibsdibs3495]

In his defense, there’s a lot of old jokes that kids in school claimed to make up and there’s no way for the other kids to know.

[@snicky58]

Great job! I remember every one of these. I love Ralphie's Custer joke!

[@Legba85]

A guy comes home with a duck under his arm. His wife is on the couch and he says "this is the pig I've been fucking." Wife goes "Thats not a pig. Its a duck." Husband replies "I wasn't talking to you."

[@rambojohnj.6117]

Rudy Juarez That's HILARIOUS

[@rambojohnj.6117]

Rudy Juarez That's f'g HILARIOUS

[@Fan_Made_Videos]

I don't know if it counts but Ralphie's prank call to Paulie's mother made me piss myself

[@mez7736]

"Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls Police" 😂😂😂

[@eshak33]

3:49 - "I DONT KNOW" LOL

[@Ealdorman_of_Mercia]

3:30 funniest one, short, straight to the point good delivery.

[@charleshorton2028]

I like the irony of AJ's prick joke. He never got to say the punchline because the punchline was Carmella being the first prick talking to the other prick.

[@nickcloete5938]

"How many Nobbly Dobblys does it take to change a lightbulb? There's only candles in Naples, the cardinal of the church controls that racket!"

[@chethanmnaik49]

Livia saying "who says?" was funnier than AJ's stupid joke

[@sa1168]

Gotta love how you opened it. Always had love for uncle jun. He remembered playing catch with Tony

[@ineedscissors6176]

the delivery of that chinese godfather line is so pitch fucking perfect

[@maddogmccree88]

hahaha Paulie retelling everything immediately is hilarious XD

[@GanjasKhaan]

3:19 NAH FOR REAL what did he say

[@Coco9thASOS]

“Cows with Halos & Indians making love” Thats my favorite piece at NOMA!!

[@Alpha1918]

“The Cuban missile crisis” “That’s real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit”

[@armassilenciosasparaguerra1668]

Wtf?? Of course is Real.

[@Alpha1918]

@@armassilenciosasparaguerra1668 did you watch the show?

[@kevinfrank8164]

Junior immediately got me with “It’s a joke for Chrissake, say ‘why?”

[@kingsizemc1]

"I get it, he drives a lincoln..." "What!?"

[@CaioSantos-ms1rc]

When sil says "We're true enemy has yet to reveal himself" the cameraman point out to Pussy. lol

[@kennymccoy662]

Best one was when Tony B is showing Tony the massage parlor. Tony says “there’s a pet shop next door in case your partner wants lunch” and not even a minute later Chris walks in laughing and says “yo there’s a pet store next door in case anyone gets hungry” lol

[@dogbert102010]

Ralph: How many Italians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They only use candles the church controls that racket!

[@lukessummerguitar]

2:14... perfection!

[@BethHarmon-yh8ms]

"You'll make the dead people jealous!" Not so much the joke but the expressions on Livia and Junior's faces are priceless. Livia looks confused while Junior has that "Kids, what are you gonna do with them?" look on his face.