Quackity Becomes a Therapist in Dream SMP

Quackity decides that his new profession is a therapist.
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Streamed on: November 29, 2020
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[@nickyp00]

Quackity wasn't recreating Dream's memory, mans was recreating a crime scene

[@aniphung9049]

nah mans was CREATING a crime scene

[@_s444my]

@@aniphung9049 RIGHT

[@Darthian_1987]

Plot twist he WAS the crime scene

[@haviture]

@@aniphung9049 nah he WAS the criminal

[@no-wd5nk]

@@haviture nah he was the gun

[@axelf9947]

It really went from _"Dream witnessed a fight at Denny's 14 years ago"_ to _"Dream got shot last week",_ huh?

[@fault5989]

"And killed a man"

[@Nemeseia]

LOL

[@gigglesandtable6529]

LMFAO

[@savannahmerrick5018]

@@Nemeseialol l

[@savannahmerrick5018]

@@Nemeseia Ip

[@S1utforpasta]

Bad boy halo : kill him but leave me alone ! 😰 7 year old dream : 👁👄👁

[@anahowolf6931]

I just laughed waaaaay too hard at this T^T

[@Idkineedtoputsmthhere]

@Gaming _series bruh is that a reference

[@sleepless_child]

@@Idkineedtoputsmthhere yea-

[@wondrtweekk]

Lol

[@clairebear9601]

"You can just call him a BoTtOm that's fine" -Dream 2020

[@flan6449]

I think I died for a solid 2 seconds when he said that. Had to replay 5 times making sure it wasn't just my dirty mind thinking he said that.

[@madelyn3301]

What does it mean?

[@user-du5ke2it3s]

Yo time stamp pls

[@amyerwin4314]

@@madelyn3301 you’re too innocent

[@deadaccountlol340]

@@user-du5ke2it3s it’s at 35:30

[@ivory5658]

Me: cane we get dr Phil Mom: we have Dr. Phil at home The dr Phil at home:

[@chisanahoshi5851]

Wdym? This is the best Dr.Phil yet.

[@jennamedina9492]

I think this is the best at home joke I’ve heard.

[@cereal3875]

Sixty-ninth like nice

[@clare_9438]

AHAHAHAHA

[@HadesLostBIN]

I read this as Dr pepper LMAOOOOIOOO:)

[@JosieHD0]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB WHEN DREAM CALLED GEORGE A BOTTOM WHAT

[@dinoshaurush7063]

Time please?

[@izzycano3249]

@@dinoshaurush7063 35:05 :)

[@dinoshaurush7063]

@@izzycano3249 thank you!!!!!

[@princessjen99]

TMI Dream 😁

[@flan6449]

honestly my favorite part, loved everything about it; the reactions how causally dream said it. everything.

[@ryndni]

and the fact that ranboo was sat outside narrating the entire thing without knowing what was actually happening LMFAO (u can see this on his stream at about something something 3 hours!!!)

[@CatoftheStorm]

Title of his VOD is "Making my mine on the DreamSMP"

[@kaz5616]

THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STREAMS I DO NOT TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM

[@Enfjscrolling]

YOU'RE FACTUALLY CORRECt

[@kaz5616]

@@Enfjscrolling THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH FACTS,TIPS FEDORA

[@seignee]

AGREED THANK YOU FOR CONFIRMING OUR SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS

[@LilacHollows]

I DO INFACT AGREE WITH YOU AND I WILL NOT ARGUE FURTHER

[@hi6575]

STUDIES SHOW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STREAM TO EXIST

[@pixxxr4356]

techno: meeting people in the smp alex: *haha therapist go brrr*

[@captainburger8610]

Lol that is so quackity and you are a true fan only true fens no quackity name

[@rubygiselle]

@@captainburger8610 lots of people know his name

[@captainburger8610]

Oh

[@captainburger8610]

Dream am I right

[@rubygiselle]

@@captainburger8610 ikr dream

[@itsnotme6912]

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW KIND RANBOO WAS WHEN QUACKITY WAS ON FIRE AND HE DUMPED WATER ON HIM

[@way2lemony]

YES HE ALSO SAID "MY BAD" WHEN HE WAS STABBED BY DREAM

[@IDK098]

IKR

[@veluta2549]

yes so kind

[@sleepless_child]

Timestamp

[@kastvdu1956]

@@sleepless_child 1:06:19

[@alexcat7196]

This stream was so funny, the whole denny’s skit was so hilarious

[@bri._.ch3ese]

@@yesnomaybeidk8653 literally just watch the video 💀 it’s right in the beginning when he starts playing.

[@clare_9438]

ngl it was

[@tatakaecho]

Vouch

[@nadeezn]

literally every quackity stream is so unbelievably entertaining, he _never_ misses

[@alexcat7196]

@@nadeezn truee, he’s my favourite streamer for sure :)

[@lol-xl9ph]

"Quackity becomes a Therapist" *_Tommy wants to know your location_*

[@hi6575]

NOOOOO-

[@wormboyeatdirt5577]

*Tommy would like to share his location because he's not allowed to come to your location*

[@funkysquig]

@@wormboyeatdirt5577 No you didn’t-

[@saralygeros6754]

@@funkysquig yes she/he/pronouns did

[@madamstarlightnetwork]

@@wormboyeatdirt5577 BYE

[@huxley8671]

Therapist: _"Was the source of your trauma near a target?"_ Patient: _"I don't think it was"_ Therapist: _"I think it was"_ Patient: _"..."_ Therapist: _"Okay so you were getting mugged"_ Patient: _"N-no I wasn't the one getting mugged"_ Therapist: _"You're so in denial"_ Patient: _"But I wasn't the one getting assaulted-"_ Therapist: _"You don't even remember it, I remember it better than you"_

[@haleycarpenter5120]

Not my therapist gaslighting me

[@quonkydonk]

Gaslight, gatekeep, better help

[@ashisshocked]

"you can just say he's a bottom" DREAM-

[@flan6449]

These Fanfictions write themselves.

[@seren2425]

Wattpad be like WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWWN

[@sour_lemonz8578]

What’s the timestamp

[@The-Bisexual-Queen-Kitty]

@@sour_lemonz8578 35:30

[@sour_lemonz8578]

@@The-Bisexual-Queen-Kitty you’re kind of a year late but thanks ig

[@ingrowntoenail1420]

Dream as the patient: I DID NOT get shot! Therapist Q: shut up

[@enbyunus]

Most therapists: calm, collected, tall through things Quackity: the complete opposite, yet would probably work better.

[@cyborg5469]

I would be upset walking in and probably leave laughing

[@a4dio580]

that would actually help me, joking around makes people more comfortable with you, and not thinking your being judged or noted for the problems you have

[@flintstonesgummies1662]

I know you meant "talk" but it's funny because quackity isn't tall.

[@ranch9167]

Yeah i doubt Quackity would be tall through things

[@aikapillow5293]

yea most therapists are 'tall through' and quackity is the exact opposite, speaking some facts rn /hj

[@markmartinez7989]

Quackity: *going to school to be a lawyer, and hands in resume at law firm* Recruiter: "Why is one of your qualifications being a therapist for something called a Dream SMP server?"

[@strbwerri]

Quackity: 📝👁👄👁💧

[@aniphung9049]

RANBOO WORRIED ABT QUACKITY WHEN HE WAS DYING HAHA

[@claire.fletch]

is there somewhere i can watch ranboos pov??? i wanna see it but cant find it anywhere :c

[@aniphung9049]

@@claire.fletch i’m not sure cuz i don’t rly watch him but usually when they just join randomly they don’t stream

[@tootiredforurbs2878]

i highkey feel bad for ranboo hes just chilling in the back clearly wanting to join but the others just don't acknowledge him):

[@maceyoribello7713]

@@tootiredforurbs2878 eh I mean he could've joined if he wanted to

[@tootiredforurbs2878]

@@maceyoribello7713 idk maybe im reading into it and making this sad but i feel bad for ranboo he just blew up out of no where. like just oct or sept i think ??? he had a very little following now hes in the dreamsmp and going from that to that would make me freak out.

[@funkypiezo4425]

AND RANBOO NARRATING THIS WITHOUT CONTEXT WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

[@sleepless_child]

Timestamp

[@diegocarvajal2390]

Gimme link plsss

[@flintstonesgummies1662]

@@diegocarvajal2390 it's "making my mine"

[@HadesLostBIN]

Ohhh this is the stream were RanBoo was writing his own fanfic about the hole situation

[@Dom-kh7mr]

his narration was incredible

[@crystalclear9020]

Can you share the link please :)? I keep searching and i still can't find it ;-;

[@enbyunus]

Concerning without context, but its good-

[@HadesLostBIN]

@@crystalclear9020 I can't find it either because twitch deletes the vods after 30 days so I don't think it's there now but u need

[@HadesLostBIN]

@@claire.fletch I'm not sure we're to get it because it was way more the 30 days the vod and twitch deletes vods after 30 days xxx

[@arronmiller4881]

Dream: I fear no man, but that thing... *Quackity riding a boat* Dream: ...it scares me

[@avus27]

Underrated

[@smolishpotato_]

This also applies to Tommy😂

[@meli_lemon_real]

No one: Dream: *thicco mode*

[@clare_9438]

my science teacher on friday asked what the sound sicko mode was and everyone was like: ...

[@meli_lemon_real]

@@clare_9438 xD

[@souheki_]

@@clare_9438 dude this isn’t even revenant but once we were playing kkahoot and you know that one kid in your class that is weird af well they put their name as clapthemcheeks and everyone started laughing the teacher wanted to know what was happening and searched it up I got some mA D secondhand embarrassment 😷🤚

[@sleepless_child]

@@souheki_ oof

[@Katie-md7mh]

he was less of a psychiatrist and more of a stage director

[@cyborg5469]

So some of my therapist.. 💀💀

[@blammmed]

these comments are so fanny

[@Waynechester_]

It's sad that we'll never get to see these guys together again...

[@Aleathetocagirl]

Why what happened

[@ChaoticWatcher]

​@@Aleathetocagirl well they might be referring to the Dream SMP ending around that time, but it could also be other things

[@Aleathetocagirl]

@@ChaoticWatcher oh ok

[@localsnek1139]

Dream: *whEeZinG* George: “your gonna kill drEam- stop- your actually gonna kill dream-“ (This was around 1:05:10)

[@wasimaaa]

No but fr I was genuinely dying laughing and then I suddenly hear Dreams mf wheeze and I started choking😭😂😂 this stream was so hilarious

[@phoenics0912]

The fact that Quackity changed Dream’s entire story is fucking hilarious

[@nithitos2681]

I rarely laugh and quackity, oh my god, HE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY STREAM. this man is the funniest person ON EARTH. imo.

[@azul-6128]

YESSIR

[@inga7519]

YEAH!!! i never laugh when i'm alone watching something BUT HES SO FUNNY

[@Honey-wc7gp]

@@mallaw9514 FRR

[@bluewolf9427]

THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HIM! :;)

[@isjustcasuallyhere98]

"thats incredible, Thats Incredible!" . . . "Thats a felony!" that part had me dying ngl

[@rwnmrr]

everyone is talking about the denny's scene, but why is no one talking about everyone straight up harassing bbh

[@gnarlygnate551]

Ik the GoodGirlHalo stuff was like 2/3 of the stream and was SO FUNNYYY

[@shibanibansal4090]

HAHAHA IKR

[@cookiecat7759]

Please ikr 🤚

[@MJ_-on2wf]

Quackity: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS Dream: ummmm they died Technoblade: do I sense a orphan

[@skeetthyreet4188]

1:27 He starts playing 14:36 they start recreating dream’s Denny’s experience 19:00 they recreate it but dream is the biker now 21:12 Bad joins the call 24:16 “AH kill him but leave me alone” 29:54 George joins call 32:32 “I’m throwing it back” 35:30 “You can just say he’s a bottom” 38:15 BBH in a boat 40:45 “he just...he won’t meet up with skeppy” 43:14 “is it true your alt is goodgirlhalo?” 49:30 you can see all the tweets on screen from earlier that day 50:09 Quackity starts impersonating BBH 51:27 ‘message’ from GGH to BBH 58:08 The GGH skin 1:04:40 “Bad you realize you can just go and talk to skeppy, right?” 1:30:24 “oh that’s so hot” I got lazy, feel free to add timestamps in the comments

[@ava-caado9614]

Ty man

[@LavenBisc]

and another funny time stamp please---

[@clare_9438]

thx

[@Edentical]

1:20:20 GGH And BBH Sexy Time

[@LavenBisc]

warning: must be 18+ to see

[@lomstwyvern]

Quackity, pretending to be a full-grown biker man: "I'm very hungry" Seven y/o kid: Full-grown biker man, confused: " *Why* are you running? *Why* are you running?"

[@sav9207]

13:46 imagine you go to therapy and your therapist forces you to reenact your trauma with them as the perpetrator but they're naked

[@hifrenesi]

this is seriously the funniest stream i’ve watched from quackity, fr had to take a thirty minute break at one point to calm down from laughing so hard during the denny’s bit

[@pinkiscool1776]

Oml same

[@jordanmagi4105]

Omg watch the one where he tried not to say crude words. IT GETS SO FUNNY. THEY START ROLEPLAYING

[@ev3yftw]

LMAOOOOOOOO *Hello it's me, Mr. Therapist*

[@Kiyotaka_20]

Put space After THE NOW IT BECOMES THE RAPIST

[@LavenBisc]

@@Kiyotaka_20 OH NO **calls police**

[@ev3yftw]

@@Kiyotaka_20 WHYYYY

[@cokeandcheese.6617]

_when quackity said "i remember it better than you" towards dream's memory_ 💀

[@whatif1849]

*Best Therapist Award 2020*

[@LavenBisc]

yes, and my favorite part was the couple session

[@destinygutierrez7333]

Oh god this is the second time that I thought I’m just that forgetful about when I comment on vids because of a profile pic XD

[@whatif1849]

@@destinygutierrez7333 Ay Twinzie

[@goaway10293]

The table was the real hero of the story.

[@makimouse]

quackity is a better therapist than mine

[@Enfjscrolling]

same, my last therapist sucks and I haven't been back in a year and a half LMAO

[@de_sennectere]

Who is Quackity? I only know Mexican Dream

[@lunarsystem]

literally same lmao

[@hayhayluxray]

"laughter is the best medicine" as they say

[@flintstonesgummies1662]

@@de_sennectere they are two different people

[@sunkiiko]

Quackity is having so much fun he’s not even reading donos or anything lol

[@iloveabyss]

I love how Puffy and Ranboo are just watching them roleplay without being in their discord and without any context

[@flyymetothemoonn]

ranboo was streaming and it was hilarious lmao

[@phanomeon4836]

1:44- Dream and his denial 4:53- “and he shot you?!?” 18:53- Dreams Representation of the “incident” 19:59- “With his bare hands!” 24:10- “Kill him but leave me alone D:” 26:27- “your over exagertating”- Quackity 35:05- George the bottom 1:04:38- The kettle wheeze

[@froggiegirl1023]

The wheeze made me laugh the hardest it just hits different

[@chancellorpalp]

Bad almost sounds genuinely upset when they were at the table talking about skeppy

[@nex_isde4d962]

yea im watching through the part where they go through "bad's messages" right now and i feel bad for him like from the part im at right now bad's been silent for like at least 5 minutes now :(

[@eneystndu4993]

I love how ranboo is just staring and watching everything unfold

[@andie2002aa]

quackity's and dream's laughs are sooo contagious

[@lindsie_8795]

Quackity: okay..... *dream moves* Quackity: NOOOO YOUR RUINING IT

[@8Ghosty6]

Dream sounds like he's being strangled when he laughs really hard

[@taylahmc]

i miss them

[@bumblaur]

bad might need some actual therapy after this . . . NAHHH ITS FINEEEE

[@way2lemony]

Same with ranboob

[@jackojem349]

"What are you gonna do fight me?" Fights him

[@theloki9330]

26:27 “you’re just exagertating” - Quackity

[@PooonkCat]

I like how Dream explained there was a robbery at Denny’s when he was 7yo to Dream got shot a few weeks ago

[@xx-te5by]

This was easily the best stream ever

[@clare_9438]

ikr

[@yuma4683]

Plot twist: Quackity was the guy who stole the bike.

[@piupiu9168]

dream: I didn't got shot Quackity: omg he got shot

[@xixilovesanime]

It's always so fun coming back to this stream, it's my all-time favourite stream ever, the way everyone was lost in laughter the whole time was so amazing to watch, you all seemed truly so happy

[@kristenelizabeth4002]

34:45 "what are you going to do, fight me?" *Dream goes into full netherite"

[@itsnyx_0789]

“You can just say he’s a bottom.” Dream oh my gods you can’t do that to the fandom yo.

[@san8350]

Quackity: George, what do you hate about Dream George: Dream Ouch

[@avaxtay]

this has got to be ONE of the funniest streams 😭 the denny’s bit, the goodgirlhalo bit, george & dream being thick💀💀

[@inv1rn418]

alexs aesthetic is divorcedadcore

[@abby4138]

When you put quackity and dream together you get a fucking mess

[@smilerainandshine]

lolll ranboo is just hanging around with no idea what's happening

[@emilynguyen7623]

quackity's laugh is so wholesome

[@Solarys]

How do you go from being a therapist to being a GoodGirlSkeppy hitting on Bad

[@briffpog]

This is the greatest therapy session of all time.

[@foxxpool2865]

Alternate Title: "Bullying BadBoyHalo for Two Hours"

[@stephanie99871]

quite literally 😂

[@simone.creates_]

the way ranboo narrated this entire thing in his stream with zero contexg makes everything so much more funnier

[@Torzi]

the perfect break from all the plot streams

[@man95ster]

Nobody: The scared counter (FOR THE SECOND TIME): Why are we still here, Just to suffer.

[@zer0_inn1t30]

34:50 George : “ what are you gonna do, fight me?” BEST MOMENT

[@LavenBisc]

Timestamps I made: 00:00 start 1:51 Quackity asks Dream if there has been anything haunting him 4:05 Quackity says he is an *action* therapist and asks dream about his nightmares (they will act it out later) 5:28 Step 1 of therapy: the client always do denial 12:50 Doing the first step of therapy, and practice the acting in dennys *small therapy session:* 34:05 Quackity asks Dream if he has friends that gives him bad memories *small therapy session:* 35:50 The couple session [Dream and GeorgeNotFound] *small therapy session:* 39:44 The couple session [Dream And BadBoyHalo] (turns out GeorgeNotFound just-- can't) (42:28 GeorgeNotFound Joins Dream and BadBoyHalo in the small session) 45:57 GoodGirlHalo 58:50 Quackity dies out of laughter (VERY CUTE) [NOT CLICKBAIT] 1:07:51 Leash (16+) 1:11:31 GEORGE AND DREAM PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON 1:11:54 HEY WAIT DON'T STRIP- 1:12:52 Autotune (Ft. Dream & GeorgeNotFound) 18+ 1:20:20 BadBoyHalo & GoodGirlHalo Sexy time (got that from @DroughtedDrizzle) again, Y'ALL HAVE TO BE 18 OR OLDER 1:30:20 Dream says "oh, that's so hot.." to GeorgeNotFound 1:45:47 Some kind of weird fangirl voice: "heelo george" 1:49:20 Dream's Rating on Quackity's therapy session 1:50:16 WE FIXED DREAMM!! THERAPY SESSION OVER!! 1:51:00 Quackity apologizes 1:55:56 End

[@kurapikasfluffysocks7454]

these streams just get funnier and funnier each time

[@woahman]

"hey, this is epic" cries internally

[@suzyblue24]

I feel like this is when the older kids bully the younger kid and theres nothing he can do about it...

[@blue-qx3xu]

Dream :"You can just he's a bottom." Gog :"Why would you say that?"

[@SnowMenAtWork]

the people on this smp are generally so emotionally adjusted, it's so cool

[@hayhayluxray]

Quackity has mastered the art of comedic roleplay Edit: The fact that ranboo is just watching but doesn't know what's being said is hilarious omg

[@plank2683]

this stream was THE best stream in the whole world

[@casualchaos2971]

I love this even more after seeing Ranboos commentary when he watched them on mute 🤣

[@larouge8978]

I AM DYING WHILE WATCHING QUACKITY’S OLD STREAMS LMFAO I FORGOT HOW FUNNY HE WAS

[@larouge8978]

is*

[@mirabela103]

omg yes, old vods are giving me so many flashbacks

[@rosinante5853]

Few months later and dream’s therapist torturing him in the prison

[@aj_5206]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VOD EVER SINCE WATCHING IT LIVE ITS THE FUNNIEST BIT THATS EVER HAPPENED

[@Kumatora._]

YES SAME

[@HadesLostBIN]

I wanna see RanBoo side of this makeing a fanfic x

[@Dom-kh7mr]

there should be a clip somewhere or you can watch the vod. its hilarious

[@justrandos3759]

“You can just say he’s a bottom, that’s fine” -Dream referring to George

[@placebo4917]

This drifted away from being a therapy session very quickly

[@sillyskull_xam]

1:04:38 Dream’s kettle laugh

[@sashamelnyk2151]

He haven't laughed like that for long time. I'm glad they're having so much fun

[@aspectralcringe732]

I'm just imagining someone in Quackity's house or walking by hearing a muffled scream of someone saying: "WHY ARE YOU HIDING!?"

[@rotaryprism]

this is one of my favorite quackity streams hands down

[@eggstrodinary1355]

the entire time ramboo just sat there like 👁👄👁

[@erzietsuki8491]

Quackity: you're such a bad actor We all will regret this, just not yet

[@josephbobnietes1371]

We all regret it now.

[@oliviamarto1714]

@@josephbobnietes1371 agreed.

[@jasmin_1789]

nobody: absolutely nobody: Quackity: yOu gOt sHoT?!!

[@emmit6200]

i dont think i have ever laughed so much 😭😭i was in tears after this stream

[@cheapcheese.]

Remember how this was a therapy session?

[@bottycancer3290]

Lmao ikr

[@dspencerluyao1088]

1:30:24 i just know dream meant this with his entire heart

[@user_3460]

Why did it take me a full year to figure out the iron joke...

[@kaylawhitfield7795]

I’m rewatching this video and I keep replaying the part where Quackity is telling Bad he could just message Skeppy, I’m crying because Im laughing so hard because it’s still just as funny as when this first happened 😂

[@thekingshussar1808]

Loved how it went from Denny's therapy to hilariously bullying Bad

[@Keiisah]

I haven't been able to laugh so hard in a long time, Quackity is great

[@ArticularLynx]

This went from therapy to confronting badboy halo in 5 minutes